hey alex check out my booty uh i'd
rather not i mean this
don't you remember furry feet i scored a
whole box at a flea market on long
island and that's a good thing they're
classics we'll get like 50 bucks for
them what did they cost you 1.75 not bad
yeah
the owner's been paying me to drive
around on weekends buying up crap i'm
sweeping through jersey on saturday you
want to tag along uh on my day off well
sometimes i see star wars junk
hey you ever seen the luke versus wampa
two pack well no not not that
particularly but wait how about the the
limited edition blue snaggletooth with
the silver gogo boots no i haven't seen
that but you know what i did see once
actually um i saw a princess leia figure
without the panties really no i just
made that up oh you suck
hey jen mecca and i are checking out
that new 80s club we need something
duran to randish sorry i'm out but i'll
have news talk soon after we get back
from our junk safari to new jersey ooh
safari don't forget your camera yeah i
hear newark is jumping this time of year
actually we're gonna hit some yard sales
for the store oh i love yard sales you
can get clothes so cheap mecca they have
other people sweating them chaka where
do you think this stuff comes from like
a time capsule no i buy it off people
who think it's worthless dry clean it
and mark it up a thousand percent okay
i'm in as long as we get back before
midnight hey wait who said you're
invited it's not a bad idea you two
could check out the duds while alex and
i scope out the poker playing dog
statues
look you shouldn't come if you're not
really into it up yours chickless wonder
what time are we leaving 6 a.m
no really
don't get any potato nuggets on the seat
this is my boss's car okay yeah whatever
can we stop for more coffee
i ran out of clubbing last day you can
get to sleep until like four what club
i'm not really sure the last one didn't
have a sign or anything just like an
arrow hey could we all just quiet down
here ew what's wrong with you
i played starcraft all night i would
have b*at it too if it wasn't for those
meddling aliens and we're all very proud
of you am i the only one awake here i'm
awake
i got up early even squeeze some fresh
juice okay miss thinks i'm all healthy
but i've seen her eat a whole box of
munchkins shut up you know you got a red
light on the dash that goes on all the
time just ignore it which light is it
let's see
oil
gas
temperature
hmm
hey antique Kn*fe and g*n swap ooh
very exciting will you get to the yard
sales section already oh check it out
wolf pups for sale
here's something i need a pontoon
launching ramp what
i don't even want to know what that is
hey jen are we there yet chill out are
we god
chaka's always a pain on trips ruined
every vacation our family took like the
time we went to the great crystal cavern
the sign said it had a magic organ an
underground ballroom and fish with hands
chaka was freaking out fish cats fish
they were salamanders
mom had chocolate strapped into one of
those kitty leashes because she was so
hard to control some of these are
stalagmites and some of these are
stalactites
i forget which are which stalagmites are
might because they push up slack tights
hang down because they hold on tight
you were such a mama's boy so anyway dad
wandered off to take some pictures mom
handed me the leash said she was going
to find him and she'd be back in a
minute then the guide starts asking me
stuff
hey kid how would that go again and
chaka managed to get out of the leash
somehow oh sure blame me you dropped it
did not
then all of a sudden everyone is yelling
because she's in the dream league and
she's going under i just wanted to shake
hands with the fish and the guide had to
dive in and pull her out and mom and dad
came back and were all hysterical and
blamed me it was your fault you were
supposed to be watching me oh yeah even
back then you were a big troublemaker
was not you were two no i wasn't you're
always a troublemaker what are you
talking about if you two kids don't stop
bickering i am gonna turn this car
around right now
sorry mom
you better watch your mouth young
lady
there's an insane asylum around here
where they put people from new york who
just don't fit in yeah
like you ever noticed the same weirdo on
the corner for six months and then he's
gone wow
oh whatever they're so lying to you
but you do know about jersey tap water
right what about it they say if you
drink it every day for more than a year
you start to grow hair so
look all over your body
well i heard about this thing called the
jersey devil there's this lady who had
like 15 babies and she said that if she
got knocked up one more time she wished
that the baby would be born a devil
and like it was and it grew wings and
flew out the chimney
totally it's horrible and smelly and it
flies through the air at night attacking
couples making out in cars mecca mecca
the jersey devil is just an urban myth
don't believe it but the cropsies now
they're real see they live in the
mountains nobody sees them and they're
all related if you know what i mean wow
bad for s.a.t scores how do you know if
someone's a cropsy they all have one
thing in common over their eyes a single
big eyebrow monobrow
and they have their own society with
their own rules about what's right and
what's wrong and they hate everyone and
everything that's not one of them oh
kind of like you jen
hey there's the exit
whoa
around here somewhere this doesn't look
like a great place for a yard sound yeah
doesn't there have to be a yard hey you
want to drive wait i think i see a
street sign black mole drive we need
black mole way
oh we're never gonna get there we are
totally lost i'll figure it out
maybe we should ask someone not lost
why can't you ever ask for directions oh
you're just like my dad i'm just saying
we're not lost jen we are don't sweat it
i know what i'm doing
uh jen that weird light's blinking
look civilization can we pull over
please i have to pee
look there's no one here anyway i can't
even ask for directions if i wanted to
let's leave this place is freaky we need
directions you want to get out and go in
there
need some help
i didn't want to mention it but that guy
back there had one eyebrow like some big
hairy caterpillar or something so it
doesn't make him a cropsy
necessarily didn't we pass that burnt
out school bus an hour ago we did jen
are we officially lost now we're lost
all right you happy
left or right
heads left
there's a sign
i think
i'm not sure but i think it says
something about abandon all hope you're
not helping
well maybe we should turn around and go
back then yeah jen i mean it's not like
you suck at yard sale finding or
anything yes she does you guys i really
have to pee everyone shut up
so do you think those uh cropsies live
around here yeah and this is the part
where they ambush dumbass kids like us
haven't you ever seen texas chainsaw
m*ssacre and then they hang them up on
hooks
and skin them
and wear their faces around alex that's
funny look guys just stop freaking each
other out all right we are safe inside
this fine example of solid american
craftsmanship
what is that doesn't sound good
at least that little lights out now
try it again
alex go check under the hood
i live in manhattan i don't know
anything about cars you're just afraid
to get out i am not then just do it
no there you go
oh if you're so brave jen you do it okay
someone's got to take charge and it
might as well be me i'll go look for
help the car is my responsibility and
alex no offense is completely useless
hey you're really going out there by
yourself
oh this is nuts
which way
oh now you're asking directions
well the sun is going down over that way
to the west so this must be north and
which way is civilization
i have no idea
well there they go whatever who needs
them
we'll be fine right it's not like we're
scared or anything
becca we've been through so much worse
in the city oh i know totally
like that time we were looking for that
club and we walked right into the back
entrance of that cr*ck house by mistake
scared straight sister those people were
so skanky
oh what about the night of the beast
with too bad oh my god it was all foggy
like tonight we're just sitting on a
rock minding our own business in the
park like talking and watching those
weird black squirrels making fun of
those stupid joggers it got dark so fast
all of a sudden there was like nobody
around and you genius girl said we
should cut through to the west side well
it made sense at the time and of course
we get lost in the ramble oh my god and
then we saw those two guys doing it and
we started screaming and running around
and all those other guys came up from
behind trees and bushes and they started
yelling at us like get them out of there
they
running and running through the park and
then we ran right into tavern on the
green little screaming and you actually
grabbed food off of one of the tables i
couldn't even believe that you did that
and you just kept going like through the
kitchen and out the back
that was too good
you know i can deal with crackheads and
muggers and lunatics on the subway
but this is kind of freaky don't worry
chuckle we'll make it
okay let's just change the subject sure
that's a good idea
think we're gonna live through tonight
mecca
this whole nature thing sucks a fat one
agreed
what the hell is that for just in case
great if we're att*cked by a psychopath
you can whittle him to death no can you
quit busting my balls for one single
second oh hey watch it with that Kn*fe
conan
oh come on hey wait up hey slow down
nature boy they'll screw you jen i'm
sick of your smarmy comments i may not
be the toughest guy out there or the
smartest but at least i can admit it all
you ever do is complain and tear down
your friends and pick on people but i'm
just kidding yeah you're always kidding
hey alex you know you get the most abuse
because you're my best friend
sorry about that
you're apologizing
yeah
okay
anyway
let's find some help
you really think i'm smarmy
yeah
i always thought of myself as more of
the snide type
still locked
same here
it's been a long time chocolate tell me
about it my bladder's gonna bust
what's that
pepper spray well i need something too
go check the glove compartment fine
what'd you find
like a mini flashlight and some gum
i guess it's better than nothing
okay you gotta cover me while i go pee i
don't know if that's such a good idea
chucka we should stay in the car i'm
sure alex will be back soon i don't know
if i can hold it that long sure you can
it's all about willpower okay
just don't think about like dripping
faucets in niagara falls and stuff oh
yeah mecca that helps
i can't take this anymore i don't care
if some crazy hickey mutants get me i
have to whiz
what was that the jersey devil did you
see the horns it smelled like ass this
is why people live in the city yeah that
in toilets
i'm
don't look at it
is that poison ivy i don't know you
don't know didn't you oh no it's this
place again we were definitely driving
in circles
we
are you do
time to die
what do you want well uh uh yeah we we
just got a little lost we went off-road
so uh you know the two of us started
looking for uh you know you know help
but um two girls are still back at the
car and uh you left them alone in the
woods um haven't you ever heard of the
cropsies um
yeah
actually we thought maybe you were one
are you kidding you thought i was one of
them crabsies are a bunch of freaks they
talk funny they got extra toes oh we're
really sorry yeah you're obviously quite
sophisticated you don't even wanna know
about their appetites
we gotta find your friends come on get
my truck quick come on
well
he's no worse than half my customers
where are the seats
you city people think that anybody would
only live in a park avenue condominium
some sort of
inbreed idiot
yeah you're all a bunch of know-it-all
over-educated atheist pervert donald
Tr*mp wannabes i know i am
all right i went back narrowly dropped
hey i think the car's over there
can't be we made a lift at the tree i
don't know we made it right we made it
left oh we made it right yeah we figured
out bad you know what will happen if one
of them grabs finds your girls i don't
want to know they just see a female it
means they're dead
i don't suppose you mean dinner in a
show they get themselves all riled up i
get the idea the urges take over thank
you you can stop describing there's
throbbing and pounding you know you've
got a red light
it always does that
okay let's just try to relax
okay i'm not scared i'm not scared we
can always pretend we're dead
unless they don't mind dead girls
unless for them that's sort of a plus
i mean maybe that's like stop it stop
talking just shut up
calm down it's okay not okay
way not okay
look i'm sure alex and jen are on their
way and there's nothing to worry about
what did you do
me too make a left are you sure
okay so maybe it was all right
you're talking about it oh there it is
where are they they got them
those damn crops no
probably use them for breeding
dinner time kids come and get it
so what do you want to do tonight we
could check out that old event in
mineshaft oh everybody goes there
i hear mary's throwing a picture party
invitation only oh what should i wear
how about your overalls with the red
patches
wait no
i know you're overalls with the yellow
patch hey ephraim donate your sister i
mean cousin i mean
whatever
ah that's silas
he sure is a cat i know i'm the luckiest
girl in the world
alex look
what is it a ransom note
couldn't be
cropsies can't right
footprints
there's been a struggle
where do they lead
follow me
don't worry girls we're coming
so wait
what's your side
it's sad me and sagittarius is supposed
to be really compatible compatible
huh wait so what did you say your middle
name was again it's hot rob oh
we thought you were the boogeyman well i
am dangerous
at
night oh i'm sure you are yeah
i'm really glad your car broke down oh
me too
great bathroom by the way
so
you want to check out the shower massage
jeremy it's the cropsies no it's just my
brother
that ought to do it i think parts 85
labor 50 rain charge 25 alcohol 15 plus
six and quarter sales tax total 185.94
all of a sudden he's rain man
all right thank you very much
well that's all my money i guess we
might as well go home my boss is gonna
k*ll me when i show up empty-handed some
ten-year-old probably bought my first
edition chewbacca with the overbite
hey wait a minute we really appreciate
this guys my mom's gonna wonder what
happened to her furniture blame it on
the cropsies that's what everyone else
does around here
all right i'll see you next weekend in
the city catch you later buggy boy
did we save the day or what i gotta
admit that's the best looking plant i've
found so far slam half lamp half plant
come on floor it it's getting late
um
what's the best way to the parkway oh
don't you know damn it jen did you ask
for directions oh great we're never
gonna get to that party go back and ask
for drinks i can't it's one way uh your
front lights just went out oh what an
idiot idiot oh you guys now are sick
screw
yourself up
01x12 - Cropsey Clanners
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American animated series and sitcom on MTV on urban life, based on interviews with real people.
American animated series and sitcom on MTV on urban life, based on interviews with real people.