01x03 - Tour Bust
Posted: 04/08/24 10:32
[Music]
[Music]
thank you
we must find women nah yes
[Music]
hello Flacco Mr splits
is that cologne I'm smelling it appears
you boys are fixing to search for
camaraderie at a co-ed persuasion if you
know what I'm saying
they do not know he's trying to say it
looks like you're gonna try to meet
women
today people search for ladies with
large good sellers so what's your plan
ladies with large good sellers no I mean
where you don't just find women laying
around you gotta go with a congregate if
you were a woman where would you go oh
God I see what you're saying we must
have the ladies hat
[Music]
underwear
if I was woman I would wear underwear
it's perfect
can I help you gentlemen yeah we are
dishing to hook up with ladies hey I
don't know anything about that I run a
clean shop I'm not like that guy in the
corner named Tito who can help you again
his name is Tito but I didn't say
anything agreed
yeah yeah we do not wish to pay for
ladies we wish to meet them in here what
what do you women don't come in here
I'm gonna make my wife clean the house
in this she'll love it
we have been all through them all but
have found no good looking ladies
perhaps on map you show us where they
hide yapito has [ __ ] to sell us but
they are gentlemen and wish not to pay
oh
I tell you what she slept like much
larger woman yeah duh she was perhaps
jealous we did not make move on her look
oh
[Music]
hey did meet women but they all look
like that
[Music]
our luck will change
perhaps not soon
hello my neighbor friends would you like
a ride to stay dry
foreign
[Music]
do not pinch back yeah I wish to remain
in dreams
on your right you will please leave
House of Mr Michael Douglas
can anyone name a movie he was in yes
China Syndrome illustrating dangers of
unchecked nuclear policy
rice
[Music]
we want to hear the driver
how he can drive and no stop and still
remember where stars live if I didn't
already have three boyfriends I'd do him
hello get that back not before you give
me my pillow back
foreign
[Music]
so let me get this straight you guys
want a job driving a tour bus but you
got no license no green card no
insurance and no real knowledge of the
movies yeah I wouldn't hire you guys if
you work for free
well what if we work for free uh
no it is your last time we will go to
competition and you will see they will
not say no no no no no okay did you say
no
we gave it to go to college try I did
not go to college nor I
perhaps it's five effect
wait a minute have we forgot this is
America land of opportunity
we shall start our own tour you are
genius we will meet beautiful women
while also making large money
brilliant all we need is bus
all you have is 32 dollars and you want
me to rent you a boss
no we gave it to go to the high school
equivalency try there is one more chance
[Music]
for 32 you want me to just lend you my
boss yeah
no
it is one more one more chance
[Music]
our bus tour dream dashed by fact we do
not have bus
so close
I just remember all Russians say if you
are t*nk mechanic and wait in line and
I'll give it lemons you'll make lemonade
I make
lemonade
you're going to say that
is
what I mean
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
thank you
foreign
[Music]
I don't see any license plates it's
supposed to be on your bumper you are
out of luck we do not have bumper and
your parking permit's supposed to be
hanging from the Mirror Mirror okay out
of luck but if you wish to see turn
signals made from old Flashlight cities
to be your happy day no license plates
no parking permit how about a driver's
license
insurance
steering wheel
[Music]
the license plate permit and petal
handlebars only set back not defeat
uh one of Radiators fell off it's okay I
put on extra
all part of Soviet engineering
I meant to ask you did you get water for
so many radiators oh
[Music]
it's just a sprain good then I will go
to work sorry we got to take you in for
an x-ray Hospital policy I will not
waste time going to the hospital I
cannot miss work
don't make me make you go to the
hospital
so listen it's rush hour if we leave a
half hour from now we'll still get there
at the same time mind if me and my
partner catch some rays
be smart
what is going on here ah some crap for
brain strain to pull that's what's going
on
hello vladislav you're looking strong
and healthy thank you Miss Knight these
compliments coming from you assume you
have no idea who to Reign I mean
such thing I don't know but when I find
out that kicked out of the building
everybody hear me I am tired of being
nice Vlad I need to ask you a question I
need someone to fill in on the bus if I
show up late my bus will fire me
that's terrible I too will sacrifice in
this time of need yes yes you are
immigrant we are immigrant yeah we help
each other it is cold we will work for
you as long as you wish you have a
promise
oh I appreciate this now we have to keep
this a secret for my boss
we're able to meet them
[Music]
we are loading now only VIPs yeah please
wait in standby line
okay you will definitely get the seat if
there is room maybe
the hot ladies as I remember
I don't have to sleep late for
Beautyrest we will go on first door then
fill bus with hot ladies okay non-vips
please
is the house of Mr Michael Douglas
what was that yes he was in the movie
China Syndrome which being a nuclear
scientist I can attest documents the
dangerous state of power industry any
questions
can you turn on the air conditioning
[Music]
[Music]
it's just this Washington
I must leave quickly please so that I
may return to work tell me if this hurts
actually that feels rather nice oh that
feels very nice thank you you could go
home now nothing's out of whack
oh now it hurts where here yes please
what about here no but keep looking
on your right is the house
song next to that is where the Olsen
twins grew up
sure we are on the right Street and we
make two rights then go down a Long
Street
Hollywood is
neighborhoods looks so different on TV
the camera adds 10 pounds
five trips with crying kids and gassy
grandmas only hot lady was lady with
heat stroke first day of my life
with the exception of 27 years in Russia
looks like you Amigos just crawled to
five miles of the rain pipe to cross the
border not that I would know hey you
guys hear about Cosby they're keeping
him in the hospital
it's not so much very strange there
doesn't seem to be anything broken we'll
do more tests in the morning yes in the
morning no rush
Mr Cosby we thought it was just sprained
it is very bad you will have to work for
me again tomorrow
short I cannot I have appointment this
Destiny
and I must search for buried treasure
but you have to you promised I am in
greeting
[Music]
it comes and goes I bet you are faking I
bet like a faker do you wish to bet okay
I admit it but look at this place
reclining bed color TV free massage if
you don't work for me I can't stay and
enjoy myself you meant what you said
about immigrants helping immigrants they
do not
yes but then we are decided you will
work for me until I am ready to return
are you ready for your SpongeBob Mr
Cosby
thank you
I cannot believe Mr Cosmic used to make
us work on bus while he gets Fancy Pants
catheter and highfalutin bed pan as if
it is our fault we promise to work for
him you guys still grumbling can you
blame Mr cosm if you're wanting to stay
in the hospital compared to these noisy
apartments that place is quiet and
peaceful who wouldn't want to stay in a
place like that
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
highly contagious patients
I thought this was a private room
yeah there's no other place to put it
people not really sick take up other
beds how they live with themselves is
Mystery to me hey who are you guys
I'm getting the doctor what is the
meaning of this
we have come to make your stay not so
pleasant so you will wish to return to
job yeah bus is hard work with chance
only to meet not those kids and those
who are not good looking at all who do
you expect to meet hot babes duh like on
day we ride this is a special tour for
clients of a modeling company you
thought
so you say we made self-serving promise
under false assumption so you will let
us out of agreement now yeah
if I must but I will tell Mrs Knight it
was Vlad who drained the pool
oh no it was me I'm a nuclear scientist
it is Elementary that heat of combustion
engine cannot be cooled by less than 29
gallons of water per thousand pound
vehicle
that is amazing plus I saw you from my
window short you win we will work for
you until you are ready to return
I have been thinking Mr Cosby is right
they made promise yeah it's not
important to buy the promise only that
we did our word is our word as
immigrants word is all we have
about this world but this world
[Applause]
squirrel
this is really bad the Kashmir will
think we crash on purpose so it's not to
work but we're going to tell him we must
tell truth
yeah
truth is one way to go
oh that feels very nice
[Music]
why are you two here first tour starts
in 10 minutes
we have this arm thank goodness you're
okay I called 10 hospitals to find you
Mr Kaufman you knew I was in the
hospital well I figured the bus was in
such bad shape you must have hit that
tree pretty hard
it's bedtime he is in shock yeah he does
not remember I hit a tree he now
remembers God he is making progress yeah
perhaps you come back in Future when he
is not here if I hit a tree hey hey hey
I hit a tree
[Music]
he lies
do not fire him is Joshua's fault for
not knowing name of the squirrel fire
him what are you talking about I came
here to give nizam a raise
what
insurance company's gonna pay for a new
bus oh it's about time one of you
drivers wrecked the bus I've been
wanting a new one for years oh we won't
get here for a few weeks so you can stay
here for as long as you need
and thanks fail raise that's great dude
here I brought you some peanuts I got
from a guy on the street check him out
first though
I bring you number seven genital special
snow peas pork in Special Sauce thanks
Jay that's really nice it's one dollar
we celebrate to immigrants there for one
another
[Music]
it was you okay
you're kissing me on the lips right now
or you in this Hungarian Kami are out of
the building
[Music]
don't you run from me
big boy
I know where you live
[Music]
this weekend
[Music]
what's going on
[Music]
thank you
we must find women nah yes
[Music]
hello Flacco Mr splits
is that cologne I'm smelling it appears
you boys are fixing to search for
camaraderie at a co-ed persuasion if you
know what I'm saying
they do not know he's trying to say it
looks like you're gonna try to meet
women
today people search for ladies with
large good sellers so what's your plan
ladies with large good sellers no I mean
where you don't just find women laying
around you gotta go with a congregate if
you were a woman where would you go oh
God I see what you're saying we must
have the ladies hat
[Music]
underwear
if I was woman I would wear underwear
it's perfect
can I help you gentlemen yeah we are
dishing to hook up with ladies hey I
don't know anything about that I run a
clean shop I'm not like that guy in the
corner named Tito who can help you again
his name is Tito but I didn't say
anything agreed
yeah yeah we do not wish to pay for
ladies we wish to meet them in here what
what do you women don't come in here
I'm gonna make my wife clean the house
in this she'll love it
we have been all through them all but
have found no good looking ladies
perhaps on map you show us where they
hide yapito has [ __ ] to sell us but
they are gentlemen and wish not to pay
oh
I tell you what she slept like much
larger woman yeah duh she was perhaps
jealous we did not make move on her look
oh
[Music]
hey did meet women but they all look
like that
[Music]
our luck will change
perhaps not soon
hello my neighbor friends would you like
a ride to stay dry
foreign
[Music]
do not pinch back yeah I wish to remain
in dreams
on your right you will please leave
House of Mr Michael Douglas
can anyone name a movie he was in yes
China Syndrome illustrating dangers of
unchecked nuclear policy
rice
[Music]
we want to hear the driver
how he can drive and no stop and still
remember where stars live if I didn't
already have three boyfriends I'd do him
hello get that back not before you give
me my pillow back
foreign
[Music]
so let me get this straight you guys
want a job driving a tour bus but you
got no license no green card no
insurance and no real knowledge of the
movies yeah I wouldn't hire you guys if
you work for free
well what if we work for free uh
no it is your last time we will go to
competition and you will see they will
not say no no no no no okay did you say
no
we gave it to go to college try I did
not go to college nor I
perhaps it's five effect
wait a minute have we forgot this is
America land of opportunity
we shall start our own tour you are
genius we will meet beautiful women
while also making large money
brilliant all we need is bus
all you have is 32 dollars and you want
me to rent you a boss
no we gave it to go to the high school
equivalency try there is one more chance
[Music]
for 32 you want me to just lend you my
boss yeah
no
it is one more one more chance
[Music]
our bus tour dream dashed by fact we do
not have bus
so close
I just remember all Russians say if you
are t*nk mechanic and wait in line and
I'll give it lemons you'll make lemonade
I make
lemonade
you're going to say that
is
what I mean
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
thank you
foreign
[Music]
I don't see any license plates it's
supposed to be on your bumper you are
out of luck we do not have bumper and
your parking permit's supposed to be
hanging from the Mirror Mirror okay out
of luck but if you wish to see turn
signals made from old Flashlight cities
to be your happy day no license plates
no parking permit how about a driver's
license
insurance
steering wheel
[Music]
the license plate permit and petal
handlebars only set back not defeat
uh one of Radiators fell off it's okay I
put on extra
all part of Soviet engineering
I meant to ask you did you get water for
so many radiators oh
[Music]
it's just a sprain good then I will go
to work sorry we got to take you in for
an x-ray Hospital policy I will not
waste time going to the hospital I
cannot miss work
don't make me make you go to the
hospital
so listen it's rush hour if we leave a
half hour from now we'll still get there
at the same time mind if me and my
partner catch some rays
be smart
what is going on here ah some crap for
brain strain to pull that's what's going
on
hello vladislav you're looking strong
and healthy thank you Miss Knight these
compliments coming from you assume you
have no idea who to Reign I mean
such thing I don't know but when I find
out that kicked out of the building
everybody hear me I am tired of being
nice Vlad I need to ask you a question I
need someone to fill in on the bus if I
show up late my bus will fire me
that's terrible I too will sacrifice in
this time of need yes yes you are
immigrant we are immigrant yeah we help
each other it is cold we will work for
you as long as you wish you have a
promise
oh I appreciate this now we have to keep
this a secret for my boss
we're able to meet them
[Music]
we are loading now only VIPs yeah please
wait in standby line
okay you will definitely get the seat if
there is room maybe
the hot ladies as I remember
I don't have to sleep late for
Beautyrest we will go on first door then
fill bus with hot ladies okay non-vips
please
is the house of Mr Michael Douglas
what was that yes he was in the movie
China Syndrome which being a nuclear
scientist I can attest documents the
dangerous state of power industry any
questions
can you turn on the air conditioning
[Music]
[Music]
it's just this Washington
I must leave quickly please so that I
may return to work tell me if this hurts
actually that feels rather nice oh that
feels very nice thank you you could go
home now nothing's out of whack
oh now it hurts where here yes please
what about here no but keep looking
on your right is the house
song next to that is where the Olsen
twins grew up
sure we are on the right Street and we
make two rights then go down a Long
Street
Hollywood is
neighborhoods looks so different on TV
the camera adds 10 pounds
five trips with crying kids and gassy
grandmas only hot lady was lady with
heat stroke first day of my life
with the exception of 27 years in Russia
looks like you Amigos just crawled to
five miles of the rain pipe to cross the
border not that I would know hey you
guys hear about Cosby they're keeping
him in the hospital
it's not so much very strange there
doesn't seem to be anything broken we'll
do more tests in the morning yes in the
morning no rush
Mr Cosby we thought it was just sprained
it is very bad you will have to work for
me again tomorrow
short I cannot I have appointment this
Destiny
and I must search for buried treasure
but you have to you promised I am in
greeting
[Music]
it comes and goes I bet you are faking I
bet like a faker do you wish to bet okay
I admit it but look at this place
reclining bed color TV free massage if
you don't work for me I can't stay and
enjoy myself you meant what you said
about immigrants helping immigrants they
do not
yes but then we are decided you will
work for me until I am ready to return
are you ready for your SpongeBob Mr
Cosby
thank you
I cannot believe Mr Cosmic used to make
us work on bus while he gets Fancy Pants
catheter and highfalutin bed pan as if
it is our fault we promise to work for
him you guys still grumbling can you
blame Mr cosm if you're wanting to stay
in the hospital compared to these noisy
apartments that place is quiet and
peaceful who wouldn't want to stay in a
place like that
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
highly contagious patients
I thought this was a private room
yeah there's no other place to put it
people not really sick take up other
beds how they live with themselves is
Mystery to me hey who are you guys
I'm getting the doctor what is the
meaning of this
we have come to make your stay not so
pleasant so you will wish to return to
job yeah bus is hard work with chance
only to meet not those kids and those
who are not good looking at all who do
you expect to meet hot babes duh like on
day we ride this is a special tour for
clients of a modeling company you
thought
so you say we made self-serving promise
under false assumption so you will let
us out of agreement now yeah
if I must but I will tell Mrs Knight it
was Vlad who drained the pool
oh no it was me I'm a nuclear scientist
it is Elementary that heat of combustion
engine cannot be cooled by less than 29
gallons of water per thousand pound
vehicle
that is amazing plus I saw you from my
window short you win we will work for
you until you are ready to return
I have been thinking Mr Cosby is right
they made promise yeah it's not
important to buy the promise only that
we did our word is our word as
immigrants word is all we have
about this world but this world
[Applause]
squirrel
this is really bad the Kashmir will
think we crash on purpose so it's not to
work but we're going to tell him we must
tell truth
yeah
truth is one way to go
oh that feels very nice
[Music]
why are you two here first tour starts
in 10 minutes
we have this arm thank goodness you're
okay I called 10 hospitals to find you
Mr Kaufman you knew I was in the
hospital well I figured the bus was in
such bad shape you must have hit that
tree pretty hard
it's bedtime he is in shock yeah he does
not remember I hit a tree he now
remembers God he is making progress yeah
perhaps you come back in Future when he
is not here if I hit a tree hey hey hey
I hit a tree
[Music]
he lies
do not fire him is Joshua's fault for
not knowing name of the squirrel fire
him what are you talking about I came
here to give nizam a raise
what
insurance company's gonna pay for a new
bus oh it's about time one of you
drivers wrecked the bus I've been
wanting a new one for years oh we won't
get here for a few weeks so you can stay
here for as long as you need
and thanks fail raise that's great dude
here I brought you some peanuts I got
from a guy on the street check him out
first though
I bring you number seven genital special
snow peas pork in Special Sauce thanks
Jay that's really nice it's one dollar
we celebrate to immigrants there for one
another
[Music]
it was you okay
you're kissing me on the lips right now
or you in this Hungarian Kami are out of
the building
[Music]
don't you run from me
big boy
I know where you live
[Music]
this weekend
[Music]
what's going on