01x01 - Joska Co
Posted: 04/08/24 10:28
[Music]
oh
[Music]
[Music]
okay
we find our opportunity
sure something beautiful this job's just
amazing for us
itself
the fire at music 's star Christina
Aguilera's week
of fire including not only her clothes
but her spare clothes as well hello in
other news
hello Miss Aguilera I am yoshika I could
not have noticed you shopping for new
underwear may I suggest low-cut red
number over there yeah it would look so
good on you hi Papa
it is almost time for school huh
[Music]
look at my nose pierced yet
can't we even talk about it later when
when Lennon comes back
but it's a way for me to be an
individual
like all the other girls at school with
nose rings please can I ah yeah I only
think his family puts he knows our
fingers
[Music]
Ka I cannot wait longer jobs all right I
leave now
[Music]
oh hello this night uh could you give
some thought to my author marry me and I
can jump start your sex life
and your green card
like this green car he's through and you
are every man's dream but I must pass
you don't know what you're missing big
boy
[Music]
two all right you'll please notice the
historic Vista Del Mar Apartments once a
place where you could find some of
tinseltown's huge Stars currently in
Residence is Hollywood's most celebrated
extra the loveliness greater night David
more than cow lover you may recognize
her as old woman number four in Birth of
a Nation
this living space is now home to my very
own family as well as many other
industrious immigrants working hard to
find the promise this fine country has
to offer
yes you in the back what time is it the
question was what did I do in Pakistan
I was a nuclear physicist but it seems
My Views did not mess with those of the
government it may do not press for
disarmament soon even Rogue Nations will
have missiles capable of causing the
violent and painful deaths of millions
of Innocents
on your left there is Dolly Parton's
house
on your right you'll see Atlantis
Morissette's Bush on your left is Warren
beige's [ __ ]
on your right share his vag*na
will we be seeing William Shatner
and the question was what are the
horrific effects of radiation poisoning
I saw beautifullest thing did she have
big dudas not that I am talking
something you can only find in America
yeah well it better not be Chihuahua
racing because that was my idea you're
with me
even better than tiny dogs on track come
see
[Music]
America should be landed entrepreneur
not big corporations crashing little men
out of business yeah this is ugly ugly
part of capitalist access
nobody is here blood
dove
[Music]
freaking purchase hole here in toilet
paper in One Tree
for all you first-time Shoppers joining
gladco is simple just spend money on the
things you need like this convenient 20
pack of snow tires and you automatically
become a member of our elite club
it is a beautiful duh it is also
tasteful knowing family will be
lint-free for the next five years
in Russia you're waiting different line
for each thing maybe toothpaste baby
fish but here you played in only one
line for everything
it is Ultimate convenience
I overheard what you said beautiful just
beautiful if I had a soul I'd be touched
I'm a manager would you consider joining
our team
you'll feel give me bluefest you have to
buy the vest yourself we sell them in
packs of three where do I sign up
I'll meet you at the employee lounge
interior between shellfish and shoe
horns
[Music]
how to can dream come true
[Music]
how much is the general Joe's Chicken
the beef with everything one dollar you
know this stuff
you take too long
too long why did you break me away
because you can't suck at glad call you
can't work at Superstore Superstore goes
against what America stands for America
is about places like Chase here owned
and operated by happy family
okay maybe they're not happy now but
usually they are happy yeah
flute call is family too and at Trace
you cannot get socks and meat in one
convenient location
I must get back the orientation starts
in five minutes between frozen foods and
daycare
so vlad's gonna be working for the
corporate man huh Flacco I did not see
you there you know of Glasgow do bears
like to poop in the woods
well they have no choice in Materia is
where they live it was a hypothetical
question
yeah how much is the uh
I I can't do this hold still you're
getting your nose pierce Tanya why I
want to do something different
that's not very different it's like
everybody has their nose pierced these
days especially back in Pakistan really
yeah totally if you really want to be
original you need to get a tattoo
[Music]
tell us more about the old country in
Russia I've hunt seven entire months
with no cheese so my mother could eat
I want the no cheese man to carry my bag
[Applause]
[Music]
oh
[Music]
my family wants split one pastry for
Christmas it must be terrible not having
anything to throw up for the holidays
I'll take another box are you sure I
really need condoms in Russia birth
control buzzed
you are very pretty
you are at risk I'll take two boxes
[Music]
so that's when I said that's not the
only thing in this section that's
industrial size
hen I gotta go mom
can I help you I wish to complain about
behavior of employee I'm talking about
Russian men
gladyslav funkin he's one of our best
new Mindless drones yeah but he is a
liar to the customer he's selling things
they do not need and the guys they do
need them it's unbelievable which is why
it's my privilege to promote vladislav
putkin from training in training to
associate associate salesperson
foreign
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
but let's get one thing straight
I ain't like all those old black folks
in the movies with the magical powers I
ain't got no shining you understand what
I'm saying
no I'm saying electricity ain't gonna
come sh**ting out my hands
and I can't make old people young again
but I do know a thing or two about a
thing or two and I've had sex with over
a thousand women ah this I understand
now I told you I can't read mine so why
don't you tell me what the problem is
well I am voting for velocity's love
yeah he's working at Glasgow reminds me
that time I got stuck in Memphis with
the Andrew triplets talk about buying in
bulk
am I right uh about this point please
you've got to stop worrying about Bloody
slab and just do your own thing
ah you are smart man they don't call me
Smith Jackson Mr smart man for nothing
[Music]
thanks mate next time I'll come in we'll
cross out eggs
I'd like to get cut please you kids old
enough to be in here
um we left our ideas at home but World
enough
got enough of me
[Music]
I'm Russia my mother never bought me a
crate of pets my husband's out of town
call me
[Music]
why do I have to buy a six-pack when I
only want to marry one
[Music]
Just Do Your Own Thing yes
[Music]
whoa would you look at this gym shorts
and seafood all in one easy to reach
yes is that really you what can I say
this store is great you arrived
oh God I told you
and he let you wear blue vest you won't
even have to buy I have two life
no no that's quite all right I am sure
my next big opportunity is right outside
though
do not go in there man you don't need to
be loaded down with extra stuff here at
yoshikako we can sell you only the
amount you need now what were you
looking for today well I'm almost out of
shampoo no problem
thanks how much fun to sense wow I'm
saving money be sure to tell your
friends about yoshikako yeah don't be a
strange
[Music]
oh I ran out of toilet paper and I
really gotta go man like that do not
sweat it 20 cents
back in Hungary I once been whole week
without showering so that my mother
could drink oh that is so sexy I want
the little guy to carry my hand full of
body lotion to the car take it easy
ladies please there's plenty Oscar
tagora
[Music]
where is everybody the whole store is
empty it's just you and me
what do you think you're doing I am
giving people what they want my also
capitalist friends
[Music]
is this yoshikako
yes yes hello Miss Aguilera I am yoshika
how may I be a service
I lost all my panties in a fire
I know the feeling I need to buy one
song well you have come to the right
place oh God please come in this one's
nice
you're an automotive section follow me
to phone section
[Music]
Police Department what did we do now
come quick there's a foreign man selling
Goods without a license
yeah can you please repeat that
selling Goods without a license
[Laughter]
at this very moment I got the camera
thanks for the help yoshika you know
most guys would try to secretly sneak a
peek when a woman tries on underwear but
you were bold enough to just stand there
and gok I like a man who's open like
that oh I am open come home with me
[Music]
all right
you need to take a shower we can run you
a bath if you like
we're gonna have to do a body search
oh God no not on you clown
[Music]
Superstore goes against what America
stands for this is capitalist access
[Music]
before I go to jail I should be present
at body search is only fair come on
a man outside is handcuffed police
arrest him yep I took care of the whole
thing
this is all my fault please take
bluefest and other two I still have but
spare that man out there okay I'll drop
the charger so we can let him go on one
condition
you name anything
I am glad the Odessa Winters were not
easy but we had our
[Music]
forced and we had each other
thank you much sir glutco is terrible
sorry for confusion
you're free to go what about me oh no no
no we're gonna have to take you downtown
for further questioning you drink wine
thank you for getting them to let me go
you know for Coggin corporate machine
you have very big heart
real America is about everyone getting
piece of pie not one guy getting whole
pie come we drink Vodka
[Music]
and your world of views love your
chances come and gone there's a new man
in my thong get out of here your damn
news
[Music]
at number three that was Christina
Aguilera with her new single you blew
your one chance to have me and you'll
never get another
hi Papa good night Papa hold on come
over and sit next to me
there would not be something behind back
you do not want I see no
no is that 100 yeah
but I do yet Tanya Anya why you do that
if I'm ever kidnapped it would help you
identify me
I wanted to be different than everybody
else okay
you are different dutchka I'm special to
me and everyone who know you that is
what is important
so
let's see it
[Music]
come on
I have a package for Mr vladislav butkin
glutco could be severance check we put
money in the back and little by little
for a long time hope it keeps up this
inflation I have better idea I know baby
can use money to get rich fast
[Music]
hello
I am yoshika
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
oh
[Music]
[Music]
okay
we find our opportunity
sure something beautiful this job's just
amazing for us
itself
the fire at music 's star Christina
Aguilera's week
of fire including not only her clothes
but her spare clothes as well hello in
other news
hello Miss Aguilera I am yoshika I could
not have noticed you shopping for new
underwear may I suggest low-cut red
number over there yeah it would look so
good on you hi Papa
it is almost time for school huh
[Music]
look at my nose pierced yet
can't we even talk about it later when
when Lennon comes back
but it's a way for me to be an
individual
like all the other girls at school with
nose rings please can I ah yeah I only
think his family puts he knows our
fingers
[Music]
Ka I cannot wait longer jobs all right I
leave now
[Music]
oh hello this night uh could you give
some thought to my author marry me and I
can jump start your sex life
and your green card
like this green car he's through and you
are every man's dream but I must pass
you don't know what you're missing big
boy
[Music]
two all right you'll please notice the
historic Vista Del Mar Apartments once a
place where you could find some of
tinseltown's huge Stars currently in
Residence is Hollywood's most celebrated
extra the loveliness greater night David
more than cow lover you may recognize
her as old woman number four in Birth of
a Nation
this living space is now home to my very
own family as well as many other
industrious immigrants working hard to
find the promise this fine country has
to offer
yes you in the back what time is it the
question was what did I do in Pakistan
I was a nuclear physicist but it seems
My Views did not mess with those of the
government it may do not press for
disarmament soon even Rogue Nations will
have missiles capable of causing the
violent and painful deaths of millions
of Innocents
on your left there is Dolly Parton's
house
on your right you'll see Atlantis
Morissette's Bush on your left is Warren
beige's [ __ ]
on your right share his vag*na
will we be seeing William Shatner
and the question was what are the
horrific effects of radiation poisoning
I saw beautifullest thing did she have
big dudas not that I am talking
something you can only find in America
yeah well it better not be Chihuahua
racing because that was my idea you're
with me
even better than tiny dogs on track come
see
[Music]
America should be landed entrepreneur
not big corporations crashing little men
out of business yeah this is ugly ugly
part of capitalist access
nobody is here blood
dove
[Music]
freaking purchase hole here in toilet
paper in One Tree
for all you first-time Shoppers joining
gladco is simple just spend money on the
things you need like this convenient 20
pack of snow tires and you automatically
become a member of our elite club
it is a beautiful duh it is also
tasteful knowing family will be
lint-free for the next five years
in Russia you're waiting different line
for each thing maybe toothpaste baby
fish but here you played in only one
line for everything
it is Ultimate convenience
I overheard what you said beautiful just
beautiful if I had a soul I'd be touched
I'm a manager would you consider joining
our team
you'll feel give me bluefest you have to
buy the vest yourself we sell them in
packs of three where do I sign up
I'll meet you at the employee lounge
interior between shellfish and shoe
horns
[Music]
how to can dream come true
[Music]
how much is the general Joe's Chicken
the beef with everything one dollar you
know this stuff
you take too long
too long why did you break me away
because you can't suck at glad call you
can't work at Superstore Superstore goes
against what America stands for America
is about places like Chase here owned
and operated by happy family
okay maybe they're not happy now but
usually they are happy yeah
flute call is family too and at Trace
you cannot get socks and meat in one
convenient location
I must get back the orientation starts
in five minutes between frozen foods and
daycare
so vlad's gonna be working for the
corporate man huh Flacco I did not see
you there you know of Glasgow do bears
like to poop in the woods
well they have no choice in Materia is
where they live it was a hypothetical
question
yeah how much is the uh
I I can't do this hold still you're
getting your nose pierce Tanya why I
want to do something different
that's not very different it's like
everybody has their nose pierced these
days especially back in Pakistan really
yeah totally if you really want to be
original you need to get a tattoo
[Music]
tell us more about the old country in
Russia I've hunt seven entire months
with no cheese so my mother could eat
I want the no cheese man to carry my bag
[Applause]
[Music]
oh
[Music]
my family wants split one pastry for
Christmas it must be terrible not having
anything to throw up for the holidays
I'll take another box are you sure I
really need condoms in Russia birth
control buzzed
you are very pretty
you are at risk I'll take two boxes
[Music]
so that's when I said that's not the
only thing in this section that's
industrial size
hen I gotta go mom
can I help you I wish to complain about
behavior of employee I'm talking about
Russian men
gladyslav funkin he's one of our best
new Mindless drones yeah but he is a
liar to the customer he's selling things
they do not need and the guys they do
need them it's unbelievable which is why
it's my privilege to promote vladislav
putkin from training in training to
associate associate salesperson
foreign
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
but let's get one thing straight
I ain't like all those old black folks
in the movies with the magical powers I
ain't got no shining you understand what
I'm saying
no I'm saying electricity ain't gonna
come sh**ting out my hands
and I can't make old people young again
but I do know a thing or two about a
thing or two and I've had sex with over
a thousand women ah this I understand
now I told you I can't read mine so why
don't you tell me what the problem is
well I am voting for velocity's love
yeah he's working at Glasgow reminds me
that time I got stuck in Memphis with
the Andrew triplets talk about buying in
bulk
am I right uh about this point please
you've got to stop worrying about Bloody
slab and just do your own thing
ah you are smart man they don't call me
Smith Jackson Mr smart man for nothing
[Music]
thanks mate next time I'll come in we'll
cross out eggs
I'd like to get cut please you kids old
enough to be in here
um we left our ideas at home but World
enough
got enough of me
[Music]
I'm Russia my mother never bought me a
crate of pets my husband's out of town
call me
[Music]
why do I have to buy a six-pack when I
only want to marry one
[Music]
Just Do Your Own Thing yes
[Music]
whoa would you look at this gym shorts
and seafood all in one easy to reach
yes is that really you what can I say
this store is great you arrived
oh God I told you
and he let you wear blue vest you won't
even have to buy I have two life
no no that's quite all right I am sure
my next big opportunity is right outside
though
do not go in there man you don't need to
be loaded down with extra stuff here at
yoshikako we can sell you only the
amount you need now what were you
looking for today well I'm almost out of
shampoo no problem
thanks how much fun to sense wow I'm
saving money be sure to tell your
friends about yoshikako yeah don't be a
strange
[Music]
oh I ran out of toilet paper and I
really gotta go man like that do not
sweat it 20 cents
back in Hungary I once been whole week
without showering so that my mother
could drink oh that is so sexy I want
the little guy to carry my hand full of
body lotion to the car take it easy
ladies please there's plenty Oscar
tagora
[Music]
where is everybody the whole store is
empty it's just you and me
what do you think you're doing I am
giving people what they want my also
capitalist friends
[Music]
is this yoshikako
yes yes hello Miss Aguilera I am yoshika
how may I be a service
I lost all my panties in a fire
I know the feeling I need to buy one
song well you have come to the right
place oh God please come in this one's
nice
you're an automotive section follow me
to phone section
[Music]
Police Department what did we do now
come quick there's a foreign man selling
Goods without a license
yeah can you please repeat that
selling Goods without a license
[Laughter]
at this very moment I got the camera
thanks for the help yoshika you know
most guys would try to secretly sneak a
peek when a woman tries on underwear but
you were bold enough to just stand there
and gok I like a man who's open like
that oh I am open come home with me
[Music]
all right
you need to take a shower we can run you
a bath if you like
we're gonna have to do a body search
oh God no not on you clown
[Music]
Superstore goes against what America
stands for this is capitalist access
[Music]
before I go to jail I should be present
at body search is only fair come on
a man outside is handcuffed police
arrest him yep I took care of the whole
thing
this is all my fault please take
bluefest and other two I still have but
spare that man out there okay I'll drop
the charger so we can let him go on one
condition
you name anything
I am glad the Odessa Winters were not
easy but we had our
[Music]
forced and we had each other
thank you much sir glutco is terrible
sorry for confusion
you're free to go what about me oh no no
no we're gonna have to take you downtown
for further questioning you drink wine
thank you for getting them to let me go
you know for Coggin corporate machine
you have very big heart
real America is about everyone getting
piece of pie not one guy getting whole
pie come we drink Vodka
[Music]
and your world of views love your
chances come and gone there's a new man
in my thong get out of here your damn
news
[Music]
at number three that was Christina
Aguilera with her new single you blew
your one chance to have me and you'll
never get another
hi Papa good night Papa hold on come
over and sit next to me
there would not be something behind back
you do not want I see no
no is that 100 yeah
but I do yet Tanya Anya why you do that
if I'm ever kidnapped it would help you
identify me
I wanted to be different than everybody
else okay
you are different dutchka I'm special to
me and everyone who know you that is
what is important
so
let's see it
[Music]
come on
I have a package for Mr vladislav butkin
glutco could be severance check we put
money in the back and little by little
for a long time hope it keeps up this
inflation I have better idea I know baby
can use money to get rich fast
[Music]
hello
I am yoshika
[Music]
foreign
[Music]