01x10 - Never Tell a Lie
Posted: 04/01/24 10:46
ready
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
the only trouble with having nothing to
do is that sometimes boredom can set in
and boredom is hard enough on almost any
creature it's even harder on a wooden
boy trying to learn to be human this was
going to be one of those days for
Pinocchio
foreign
[Music]
boy life sure does get boring when you
can't find anyone to play with
shucks
gotta be someone around here somewhere
Jack Willie I'll teach that little brat
to kick rocks at me you just see if I
don't
good
morning
hey let's have some fun
help come quick it's awful father what
are you yelling about it's awful in the
woods a horrible monster tried to get me
a horrible monster oh my I've lived in
fear of monsters all my life and now
it's come to pass oh please lady protect
us from this evil let him pass by our
home without us thank you let's be very
quiet and maybe he won't hear us
how far from here was he
right there at the edge of the forest
father to the edge of the fort
wait a minute
oh I just saw him there again slinking
out of the woods I've lived in this
territory all my life and I know those
woods like the back of my hand and there
are no monsters in those woods you've
been telling another tall tale haven't
you Pinocchio I sure had you fools
haven't you got better things to do than
to scare your old father to death find
some other way to amuse yourself
please couldn't you play with me for
just a little while father
and perhaps later Pinocchio I'm very
busy well good day Geppetto you too
little man good day to you Mr Mayor fine
day oh
Geppetto what a splendid piece of
carving you have there may I see it this
would look just wonderful on the
mantelpiece at my library at home sorry
Mr Mayor this piece is absolutely not
for sale not now not ever I'd be willing
to pay you quite handsomely price is not
an issue Mr Mayor this figure is very
special to me come now it's just a piece
of wood Geppetto how can an ordinary
piece of wood be so special to father
it's not easy finding ways to have fun
by yourself gee who's that singing
no no no no
[Music]
why is the chief taking a bath in the
middle of the day what if there were an
emergency of some kind and people needed
his help what would he do then
you wonder what he'd do if there was a
fire alarm right now
oh
yeah
[Music]
it's nice and peaceful well here goes
[Music]
hey where is this enormous fire right
there oh my goodness
oh well I'm surprised the mayor hasn't
sounded the alarm uh it surprises me too
well you better tell somebody
[Music]
what's all this shouting about haven't
you heard there's a big fire and it
could burn the mayor's house to the
ground stop yelling and get my dinner on
the table
sorry for the delay sir but the mayor's
house is on fire never mind about that I
want my identity
[Music]
fire
[Music]
I haven't seen any fires
fire
[Music]
mini School charity you could afford
would be appreciated leave a good heart
Madam I wish I could give you even more
sunny but I'm a strapped myself
bless you for taking pity on this
miserable unfortunate
[Music]
[Music]
when the firemen learned that the
mayor's house was in Flames they
promptly rolled out their shiny water
pumps and raced to the scene Pinocchio
trotted happily behind them highly
amused by the excitement he'd caused
I
became another
between June sir but you are needed I
never take life too seriously when I'm
in the tub it's a policy of mine you
should learn to relax yes sir take a
deep breath and try to get a grip on
yourself now is anything important to
blaze
um well what's a blaze is the mayor's
house sir
[Applause]
[Music]
who are you lunatic why didn't you tell
me that in the first place the mayor's
house on fire should be a political
oscillator I'm aware of that sir but I
know how seriously you take your bath
yeah
this also turned out to be the day the
poor fire chief learned a lesson for
himself his lesson was it's the
unexpected that takes you by surprise
good day Contessa I trust you're aware
of the conflagration at the mayor's
house yes Contessa of course Contessa I
was just on my way well don't let me
detain you
[Music]
on to the fire obviously there's no fire
of any kind at my house not so much as a
backyard Weenie Roast someone has
perpetrated a hoax a practical joke a
tasteless snow I demand to know who is
responsible for creating this state of
chaos by spreading this unsure false
alarm and getting me soaked on the very
bone who is the culprit behind this
sorry outrage let him step forward and
accept his punishment let him learn that
this sort of malicious Mischief carries
a harsh penalty there he is that's him
right there oh
hey boy just where do you think you're
going you must have me confused with
someone else we're not likely to be
confused about a boy that yelled fire
let's get him listen thank you all right
I remember just plain as the news on
Europe well actually I am remember his
voice very distinctly I want reparation
for a lost soul and I lost a fillet of
Souls
please forgive him Mr Mayor the boy
didn't really mean anything sorry I'm
not inclined to forgive that sort of
public misconduct isn't there anything I
can do or say to soften your displeasure
make me an offer
I had so little of worth
you do have something of interest
that boy of yours is troublesome look
they all suffered some kind of loss I'll
discipline him I promise give me what I
want Geppetto and I'll drop any charges
I don't understand
how could they act so nastily being a
human being doesn't come easily to any
of us my boy they smashed my body and
beat me to a ball how can people be so
mean over a prank I never met I know
I'll repair you I can't wait to get my
arms and legs back on so I can go out
and play father father
perhaps I shouldn't repair him
immediately he needs to learn his lesson
please father I want to
[Music]
wanna get you put my arms and legs back
on
Pinocchio I've given this a great deal
of thought I said I'd mend you and I
will but not right away you must spend
some time considering how unfair it is
to use other people just to relieve your
own boredom
father this isn't fair
can't pull yourself together am I glad
to see you too looks like you really got
yourself into a pickle this time little
friend put my arms and legs back on
we're not looking for trouble I won't
tell a soul I promise please let me out
what should be the harmony the last time
you said that we went hungry for three
days remember
what where do you think you're going
don't you dare go out that window
come back here Pinocchio
but Pinocchio was so pleased with his
own cleverness that he forgot all about
the lesson he was supposed to learn oh
my
[Music]
that was a good one Pinocchio
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
[Applause]
oh gee you surprised me nice to see you
Fairy Godmother you seem in good spirits
Pinocchio that's because I've made so
much progress in learning how to become
a human being and you treat people
fairly as you would have them treat you
of course
fun to the kindly Geppetto yes I obey
him I I try to be a good son
Pinocchio it would seem you are not
being entirely truthful Pinocchio you
must learn that lying to anyone
disfigures the human Spirit but I'm not
lying to you oh come now Pinocchio you
mustn't make one lie worth by adding yet
another I'm sorry I admit admit so I was
lying please of my own my own's back
what about the rest of your conduct
toward other people most especially the
good Japanese I'll try to be a good son
and to treat people fairly I must have
your solemn promise on these matters
Pinocchio yes I promise to behave myself
from now on
very well then I shall return your nose
to its normal state
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
boy am I glad that's over and I'm sorry
about the mystify huh Pinocchio I'm
counting on you to keep your promise do
your very best even though the world is
sometimes unfair you will be human
someday and have the chance to
contribute to the humanity of the world
I
am I promise to you be godmother you'll
see and thank you again
I got it I got it
catch in it then throw it where to
Franco
nice throw Lucy
that looks like fun hey Franco can I
play hmm can I play with you guys no we
don't want you to play with us oh what's
the matter no Liars allowed so beat it
if we let you hang around you'll just
get us all into some kind of trouble who
needs it let's go you guys yeah
wait I I gave my word I behave myself
I don't understand she was right the
world is unfair hey you I'm moving
on to
watch very closely you made sure the
Rope is tied good and secure uh-huh
cover my hands with that cloth
[Music]
oh
next I'll show you something really
spectacular
I think they're open Tie My Hands good
and tight behind me all right Sandro is
that tight enough
they're good indeed now tie me up nice
and tied all the way around
here's how the pros do it
teach me that out looking for adventure
I am
you seem like a very brave little land
sure I'm brave and I'm always looking
for a new adventure
somewhere I'm sure I do he's a thief
I think we should train one somebody
he's in town you want and get us blame
for anything that might go wrong oh yeah
I've been meaning to tell you how much I
enjoyed that prank you played on the
villages with that fire along do you
think that up all by yourself oh that
was nothing but thanks I'm glad somebody
liked it see I just had a great idea I'm
planning a little Caper of my own and I
was wondering if you'd be willing to
help me uh-huh oh I'd love to so Sandro
the thief led the unsuspecting Pinocchio
out into the night on his mission of
mischief
come on
now for some real fun
but what are we doing here at the
mayor's house there's a little something
inside that I want you mean steal it
yeah
I thought you said you were looking for
a new adventure
you weren't thinking of backing out on
our agreement were you of course not not
at all
poor Geppetto missed Pinocchio so much
he was exhausted with grief and he
jumped with anticipation whenever a
shadow fell huh
[Music]
thank you
they'll have this cookie jar open in no
time
Presto well what have we here
just take a look at all this lovely gold
maybe I'll go into politics Pinocchio
gazing down at him was the carving
Geppetto held so dear it seemed a
Pinocchio she spoke to him with a voice
of his fairy godmother he thought of
taking it back but that would be
stealing and he promised to behave now I
can bail Mama to jail
suddenly Pinocchio realized Geppetto had
given a lovely carving to the mayor to
make up for the prank Pinocchio had
played
hey what are you messing around with a
piece of junk for you don't need that
let me see it no you can't have this
give me it typed out wake everybody up
listen kid you wanted me to teach you
something so I'm gonna teach you a
lesson what do you want to learn it or
not I'm gonna carry this gold
oh I've had about enough on you you're
more trouble than you're worth
what in the world what are you doing
come back here
ah I've been robbed you will there be no
bargaining for you this time you little
rascal
when the villagers learned what had
happened they were outraged they were
determined to punish Pinocchio severely
please wait stop there must be some
misunderstanding he's not that bad he's
just a child not a hardened criminal
Please Mr Mayor intervene on his behalf
I beg you do it for an old man no not
this time it's out of my hands the law
is very clear in cases like this
that boy's as bad as a Mad Dog I'm sorry
Geppetto but there's no forgiving his
behavior I caught him red-handed
burglarizing my library father you gave
him that carving
I know I've been disobedient in the past
but I'm telling you the truth this time
you must believe me I want to believe
you but I can I didn't plan to steal
anything from the mayor I just went with
Sandro for fun didn't you know he was a
thief I thought we were going on an
interesting new adventure that's all
after the pranks you've played in the
past I've lost track of where the lies
stop of the truth begins don't you see
your pranks have finally caught up now
I'm calling is to help you
come on let's get this over with no more
stolen yeah
[Music]
right here
I caught this weasel trying to break
open the back door of the tavern where's
my money what happened to my property
it's all in good hands at the fire
station Mr Mayor what's it all mean it
means we blamed the wrong guy
ah that kid could no more dream up a
burglary then I could flap my arms and
fly away Pinocchio's innocent
oh please
oh please give me for having doubted you
in light of this new development I see
no reason to detain you any longer
you're free to go my lad and I'll return
that carving your house first thing
tomorrow Geppetto oh I'm free father
let's go home Pinocchio
once again Pinocchio was safe in
Geppetto's loving Embrace and it was a
long time before Pinocchio ever felt
bored again
[Music]
ha
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
the only trouble with having nothing to
do is that sometimes boredom can set in
and boredom is hard enough on almost any
creature it's even harder on a wooden
boy trying to learn to be human this was
going to be one of those days for
Pinocchio
foreign
[Music]
boy life sure does get boring when you
can't find anyone to play with
shucks
gotta be someone around here somewhere
Jack Willie I'll teach that little brat
to kick rocks at me you just see if I
don't
good
morning
hey let's have some fun
help come quick it's awful father what
are you yelling about it's awful in the
woods a horrible monster tried to get me
a horrible monster oh my I've lived in
fear of monsters all my life and now
it's come to pass oh please lady protect
us from this evil let him pass by our
home without us thank you let's be very
quiet and maybe he won't hear us
how far from here was he
right there at the edge of the forest
father to the edge of the fort
wait a minute
oh I just saw him there again slinking
out of the woods I've lived in this
territory all my life and I know those
woods like the back of my hand and there
are no monsters in those woods you've
been telling another tall tale haven't
you Pinocchio I sure had you fools
haven't you got better things to do than
to scare your old father to death find
some other way to amuse yourself
please couldn't you play with me for
just a little while father
and perhaps later Pinocchio I'm very
busy well good day Geppetto you too
little man good day to you Mr Mayor fine
day oh
Geppetto what a splendid piece of
carving you have there may I see it this
would look just wonderful on the
mantelpiece at my library at home sorry
Mr Mayor this piece is absolutely not
for sale not now not ever I'd be willing
to pay you quite handsomely price is not
an issue Mr Mayor this figure is very
special to me come now it's just a piece
of wood Geppetto how can an ordinary
piece of wood be so special to father
it's not easy finding ways to have fun
by yourself gee who's that singing
no no no no
[Music]
why is the chief taking a bath in the
middle of the day what if there were an
emergency of some kind and people needed
his help what would he do then
you wonder what he'd do if there was a
fire alarm right now
oh
yeah
[Music]
it's nice and peaceful well here goes
[Music]
hey where is this enormous fire right
there oh my goodness
oh well I'm surprised the mayor hasn't
sounded the alarm uh it surprises me too
well you better tell somebody
[Music]
what's all this shouting about haven't
you heard there's a big fire and it
could burn the mayor's house to the
ground stop yelling and get my dinner on
the table
sorry for the delay sir but the mayor's
house is on fire never mind about that I
want my identity
[Music]
fire
[Music]
I haven't seen any fires
fire
[Music]
mini School charity you could afford
would be appreciated leave a good heart
Madam I wish I could give you even more
sunny but I'm a strapped myself
bless you for taking pity on this
miserable unfortunate
[Music]
[Music]
when the firemen learned that the
mayor's house was in Flames they
promptly rolled out their shiny water
pumps and raced to the scene Pinocchio
trotted happily behind them highly
amused by the excitement he'd caused
I
became another
between June sir but you are needed I
never take life too seriously when I'm
in the tub it's a policy of mine you
should learn to relax yes sir take a
deep breath and try to get a grip on
yourself now is anything important to
blaze
um well what's a blaze is the mayor's
house sir
[Applause]
[Music]
who are you lunatic why didn't you tell
me that in the first place the mayor's
house on fire should be a political
oscillator I'm aware of that sir but I
know how seriously you take your bath
yeah
this also turned out to be the day the
poor fire chief learned a lesson for
himself his lesson was it's the
unexpected that takes you by surprise
good day Contessa I trust you're aware
of the conflagration at the mayor's
house yes Contessa of course Contessa I
was just on my way well don't let me
detain you
[Music]
on to the fire obviously there's no fire
of any kind at my house not so much as a
backyard Weenie Roast someone has
perpetrated a hoax a practical joke a
tasteless snow I demand to know who is
responsible for creating this state of
chaos by spreading this unsure false
alarm and getting me soaked on the very
bone who is the culprit behind this
sorry outrage let him step forward and
accept his punishment let him learn that
this sort of malicious Mischief carries
a harsh penalty there he is that's him
right there oh
hey boy just where do you think you're
going you must have me confused with
someone else we're not likely to be
confused about a boy that yelled fire
let's get him listen thank you all right
I remember just plain as the news on
Europe well actually I am remember his
voice very distinctly I want reparation
for a lost soul and I lost a fillet of
Souls
please forgive him Mr Mayor the boy
didn't really mean anything sorry I'm
not inclined to forgive that sort of
public misconduct isn't there anything I
can do or say to soften your displeasure
make me an offer
I had so little of worth
you do have something of interest
that boy of yours is troublesome look
they all suffered some kind of loss I'll
discipline him I promise give me what I
want Geppetto and I'll drop any charges
I don't understand
how could they act so nastily being a
human being doesn't come easily to any
of us my boy they smashed my body and
beat me to a ball how can people be so
mean over a prank I never met I know
I'll repair you I can't wait to get my
arms and legs back on so I can go out
and play father father
perhaps I shouldn't repair him
immediately he needs to learn his lesson
please father I want to
[Music]
wanna get you put my arms and legs back
on
Pinocchio I've given this a great deal
of thought I said I'd mend you and I
will but not right away you must spend
some time considering how unfair it is
to use other people just to relieve your
own boredom
father this isn't fair
can't pull yourself together am I glad
to see you too looks like you really got
yourself into a pickle this time little
friend put my arms and legs back on
we're not looking for trouble I won't
tell a soul I promise please let me out
what should be the harmony the last time
you said that we went hungry for three
days remember
what where do you think you're going
don't you dare go out that window
come back here Pinocchio
but Pinocchio was so pleased with his
own cleverness that he forgot all about
the lesson he was supposed to learn oh
my
[Music]
that was a good one Pinocchio
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
[Applause]
oh gee you surprised me nice to see you
Fairy Godmother you seem in good spirits
Pinocchio that's because I've made so
much progress in learning how to become
a human being and you treat people
fairly as you would have them treat you
of course
fun to the kindly Geppetto yes I obey
him I I try to be a good son
Pinocchio it would seem you are not
being entirely truthful Pinocchio you
must learn that lying to anyone
disfigures the human Spirit but I'm not
lying to you oh come now Pinocchio you
mustn't make one lie worth by adding yet
another I'm sorry I admit admit so I was
lying please of my own my own's back
what about the rest of your conduct
toward other people most especially the
good Japanese I'll try to be a good son
and to treat people fairly I must have
your solemn promise on these matters
Pinocchio yes I promise to behave myself
from now on
very well then I shall return your nose
to its normal state
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
boy am I glad that's over and I'm sorry
about the mystify huh Pinocchio I'm
counting on you to keep your promise do
your very best even though the world is
sometimes unfair you will be human
someday and have the chance to
contribute to the humanity of the world
I
am I promise to you be godmother you'll
see and thank you again
I got it I got it
catch in it then throw it where to
Franco
nice throw Lucy
that looks like fun hey Franco can I
play hmm can I play with you guys no we
don't want you to play with us oh what's
the matter no Liars allowed so beat it
if we let you hang around you'll just
get us all into some kind of trouble who
needs it let's go you guys yeah
wait I I gave my word I behave myself
I don't understand she was right the
world is unfair hey you I'm moving
on to
watch very closely you made sure the
Rope is tied good and secure uh-huh
cover my hands with that cloth
[Music]
oh
next I'll show you something really
spectacular
I think they're open Tie My Hands good
and tight behind me all right Sandro is
that tight enough
they're good indeed now tie me up nice
and tied all the way around
here's how the pros do it
teach me that out looking for adventure
I am
you seem like a very brave little land
sure I'm brave and I'm always looking
for a new adventure
somewhere I'm sure I do he's a thief
I think we should train one somebody
he's in town you want and get us blame
for anything that might go wrong oh yeah
I've been meaning to tell you how much I
enjoyed that prank you played on the
villages with that fire along do you
think that up all by yourself oh that
was nothing but thanks I'm glad somebody
liked it see I just had a great idea I'm
planning a little Caper of my own and I
was wondering if you'd be willing to
help me uh-huh oh I'd love to so Sandro
the thief led the unsuspecting Pinocchio
out into the night on his mission of
mischief
come on
now for some real fun
but what are we doing here at the
mayor's house there's a little something
inside that I want you mean steal it
yeah
I thought you said you were looking for
a new adventure
you weren't thinking of backing out on
our agreement were you of course not not
at all
poor Geppetto missed Pinocchio so much
he was exhausted with grief and he
jumped with anticipation whenever a
shadow fell huh
[Music]
thank you
they'll have this cookie jar open in no
time
Presto well what have we here
just take a look at all this lovely gold
maybe I'll go into politics Pinocchio
gazing down at him was the carving
Geppetto held so dear it seemed a
Pinocchio she spoke to him with a voice
of his fairy godmother he thought of
taking it back but that would be
stealing and he promised to behave now I
can bail Mama to jail
suddenly Pinocchio realized Geppetto had
given a lovely carving to the mayor to
make up for the prank Pinocchio had
played
hey what are you messing around with a
piece of junk for you don't need that
let me see it no you can't have this
give me it typed out wake everybody up
listen kid you wanted me to teach you
something so I'm gonna teach you a
lesson what do you want to learn it or
not I'm gonna carry this gold
oh I've had about enough on you you're
more trouble than you're worth
what in the world what are you doing
come back here
ah I've been robbed you will there be no
bargaining for you this time you little
rascal
when the villagers learned what had
happened they were outraged they were
determined to punish Pinocchio severely
please wait stop there must be some
misunderstanding he's not that bad he's
just a child not a hardened criminal
Please Mr Mayor intervene on his behalf
I beg you do it for an old man no not
this time it's out of my hands the law
is very clear in cases like this
that boy's as bad as a Mad Dog I'm sorry
Geppetto but there's no forgiving his
behavior I caught him red-handed
burglarizing my library father you gave
him that carving
I know I've been disobedient in the past
but I'm telling you the truth this time
you must believe me I want to believe
you but I can I didn't plan to steal
anything from the mayor I just went with
Sandro for fun didn't you know he was a
thief I thought we were going on an
interesting new adventure that's all
after the pranks you've played in the
past I've lost track of where the lies
stop of the truth begins don't you see
your pranks have finally caught up now
I'm calling is to help you
come on let's get this over with no more
stolen yeah
[Music]
right here
I caught this weasel trying to break
open the back door of the tavern where's
my money what happened to my property
it's all in good hands at the fire
station Mr Mayor what's it all mean it
means we blamed the wrong guy
ah that kid could no more dream up a
burglary then I could flap my arms and
fly away Pinocchio's innocent
oh please
oh please give me for having doubted you
in light of this new development I see
no reason to detain you any longer
you're free to go my lad and I'll return
that carving your house first thing
tomorrow Geppetto oh I'm free father
let's go home Pinocchio
once again Pinocchio was safe in
Geppetto's loving Embrace and it was a
long time before Pinocchio ever felt
bored again
[Music]
ha
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
thank you
[Music]