05x38 - The Fate of Danger: Part 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Henry Danger". Aired: July 26, 2014 - March 21, 2020.*
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
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05x38 - The Fate of Danger: Part 1

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JACE: Previously, on Henry Danger...

- How did you get back to our time?

- I froze myself and waited for climate change to thaw me out.

- For a hundred million years?

- That's it.

HENRY: I'm Kid Danger!

- I knew it!

- Ray, are you okay, because I--

- Look who else is back. The quitter.

- I'm not a quitter. - I did it!

- You're gonna erase Captain Man from the memory

of every single person in Swellview.

- Very good, Kid Danger!

- Things are bad! Drex is back,

and he sent Ray to the past.

- This guy messes with you, he messes with us.

- Do you have a plan? - I have a plan.

- Let's go! Wooo!

- Jasper, get back here!

Charlotte hasn't told us her plan yet.

- Sorry... got so excited...

- Okay, the most important thing we have to do is stop Drex.

- Can't be done. Next.

- Actually it can be done--

- Just fought him.

Lost. Bad. So next.

- --if we can take away his indestructibility.

- Well how are we supposed to do that, Charlotte?!

- Yeah, Charlotte?!

- Well I was gonna say that we can use the Omeg--

- We use the Omega w*apon! - Yes!

Which will temporarily take away his powers -- great idea, Piper.

- Thanks.

- The Omega w*apon's not finished yet, though.

- Well, I learned a lot from Schwoz over the years

so I think I can finish--

- Charlotte can finish building it!

- Yes! You are on fire today.

- I'm feeling it.

KID DANGER: Wait but what are we going to do about Ray?

He's stuck a hundred and one million years in the past

and Drex just broke the time-ray.

- Well, I thought of that and--

- Charlotte builds a new time-ray!

- No, no-- - Yes!

And then we use that time-ray to send Henry back in time

to k*ll Drex while he's still a baby!

- What are you talking about? - What?

- Why'nt you sit this one out?

- The only problem with that plan --

besides the baby m*rder... - Big problem.

- Ew. - It would work.

- is that I don't know how to build a time-ray.

- Wow. - Really?

That's disappointing, Charlotte.

- So we're just going to leave Ray in the past?!

- No! That's a terrible plan! - Yeah, Charlotte.

- Listen to me!

Drex didn't use a time machine to get back to our time.

He just froze himself in ice and waited.

Maybeeeee... after a decade or two of being angry

and punching things back in time...

Ray will get the same idea. - I'll bet he's

at his Punchin' Stump! - Hmm?

- I bet he's at his Punchin' Stump!

- Oh, yeahhh...

- His what? - His Punchin' Stump!

It's this old petrified tree stump

that's up on the top of Mount Swellview.

- Yeah, when he gets mad he goes up there

and punches it until he feels better.

- Does that work?

- Yeah, I snuck up there and took a video of him one time...

Look.

- Stupid daylight savings time...

Nobody takes an hour away from Captain Man!

My time is my own!

[ they all laugh ]

KID DANGER: Stupid.

- Oh, Punchin' Stump...

Sometimes I wish I could just crawl inside of you

and live for a hundred and one million years...

KID DANGER [ from video ]: Are you two gonna kiss?

- Where'd you come from!

KID DANGER [ from video ]: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

- This stump and I are just friends!

Grrrr! Oh man.

- It's his favorite spot in Swellview.

- Okay, you three go up and look around Ray's Punchin' Stump.

If Ray buried himself there in the past,

something might look different or out of place.

- Sounds like a plan. - LET'S GOOOOOOO!

- Wait, wait, wait! - C'mon!

- It's a text from my mom.

She said her and my dad can't hold off the cavemen any longer.

- What? - They're being att*cked by cavemen.

- What?! - They also know I'm Kid Danger.

[ in unison ] WHAT?!

- Yeah it's been a big day

what are we gonna do about the cavemen and my parents?!

- I'll go! I'm almost done with that audiobook

that's teaching me how to fight while I sleep and also Spanish.

- Uhhhh, I don't think that's going to work.

PIPER: I'll go with him.

- Great. - Better.

- So, LET'S GOOOOOOOOO...? - Go.

- LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!

[ elevator dings ]

[ Jasper and Piper scream ]

- LET'S GOOOOOOOOO! Yeah!

- Okay, grab some tools, get up to Ray's Punchin' Stump,

and start digging around. - By myself?

That'll take way too long. - Well if you want help,

we've got about seven-hundred- fifty offers on voicemail.

- Seven-hundred and fifty people offered us help?

- I didn't say that.

MIKA:Hi it's Mika, again, from the escape room.

Just a reminder that I'm here if you need me.

MIKA: Here if you need me.

MIKA: Here if you need me.

MIKA: Here if you need me.

MIKA:Here if-- Here if you need me.

- It all just kinda happened.

I wanted an after-school job.

But then, an indestructible superhero

hired me to be his sidekick. - Ah!

- Now we blow bubbles... and fight crime.

Feels good.

[ theme music ]

- Call it. - Up the tube!

- Aw, my boot! - Ha!

[ music ]

[ Gronk and Tork grunt ]

- How can you not have any planes?!

The name of your company is Planes-A-Plenty

and your slogan is, "We always have planes available!"

- I'm so sorrrrrry...

it's Pilot School Graduation,

all the students are celebrating One Night In The Sky.

- Welllll I guess you'll just have to give up, take us home,

and buy us ice creams on the way.

- I'm not giving up! - Good for you.

- Hey! Don't encourage him!

- I like watching people achieve their goals.

[ glass breaks ]

[ Gronk grunts happily ]

- Look at Gronk achieving his goals...

Good for you, Gronk!

[ Gronk laughs ]

- Hey, I need to get this thing in the sky.

So you better find me something -- a helicopter,

a hot air balloon, a hang-glider...

- A magic carpet, a motorcycle tied to six hundred seagulls,

a floppy-eared elephant that can fly...

- Alright that's enough, dumbo.

- We do have a blimp.

Will a blimp work for your evil plan?

- A blimp is perfect, let's go!

- Great! I'll start inflating it now.

- Start inflating it?!

- We don't keep our blimps inflated all the time.

[ laughs ]

Silly Billy.

[ Schwoz and Bose laugh ]

- Who's Billy?

♪ Da do da do

♪ da do da do Da do da-- ♪

[ Ringtone ends ]

- Call me again!

- Honey, I love Paramore as much as the next hot mom

but enough is enough.

- Pretty please?

- Fine.

[ Ringtone plays Paramore's "Hard Times" ]

[ Jake laughs and chokes ]

- We'd better get in there.

- How do you like your caveman cooked?

Original, or extra crispy...?

- Wait! I can do this myself.

- Ummm, at least take this.

- I don't need a w*apon. I am the w*apon.

- Call... me...

- The only thing you need to call is a caveman ambulance.

'Cuz they're about to go to a caveman hospital.

Woooo! Hiyah!

- I thought you were going to send them to the caveman hospital!

- Yeah, that might not happen.

[ Cavemen grunt happily ]

- Hey! Follow me!

- Wait, wait, wait. Ahhh!

- Okay... so you know how you've always had a crush

on Kid Danger?! - Not the time, Dad!

- Let me go!!!

[ Cavemen growl ]

- Jasper, are you okay?!

- No. Thank you for asking.

Woo! That was lucky.

[ Cavemen roar at Jasper ]

- AHHHHHH WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!

[ Jake, Kris and Piper scream ]

- Hey. Ahhh!

- and I'm taking karate lessons,

I'm also learning how to ride horseback --

how often would you say you ride horses while fighting crime?

- Literally never. - Right right...

but if you did have to?

- We'd... call you?

- YES. Thank you thank you thank you.

- Oh my god. I'm not walking up this mountain anymore.

My path ends here.

- Well, your path ended right at Captain Man's Punchin' Stump

so... good timing.

- Okay, now what?

- Now, we just look around I guess,

and see if anything looks different.

- Perfect! Different from what?

- Yeah, we've never been here before.

- Okay, good point good point...

check out the video...

- Oh, Punchin' Stump...

Sometimes I wish I could just crawl inside of you

and live for a hundred and one million years...

[ Kid Danger laughing in video ]

- Did you hear that?

- Yeah, that's me, laughing.

Wait 'til I tell him to kiss it...

[ Kid Danger and Miles laugh ]

- No, he said he wanted to crawl inside that stump

and live there for a hundred and one million years.

- Yeah, so?

- So... maybe he's inside his Punchin' Stump.

- There's no way someone could be inside that stump--

- Watch out!

- Oh my god! It's him!

He's in there! I was right!

- Yay! - I said he was in there!

- Okay yeah good point good point

let's get him out of there. Grab a laser.

- Let's go let's go let's go let's go...

- We don't have time to shop for junk-n-stuff at Junk-N-Stuff.

- Yeah, I thought we were going to the Man Cave!

I put on blush.

- We are, now s'go s'go s'go s'go...

- Ahhhhhh!

They're right behind me!

[ Cavemen grunt and scream ]

- Go, go, go, go, go.

[ elevator dings ]

- Charlotte? - Oh hi, Mrs. Hart.

- Charlotte, I don't know what you're doing down here

but guess who Kid Danger is!

- Everybody shut up! I gotta get some sleep!

I just need a few more... minutes...

to finish my audiobook.

- How can we help?

[ Charlotte sighs ]

- The Omega w*apon needs five different chemical fuel sources.

I've got four right here,

but the last one might be a problem.

- Do you want me to run to the hardware store?

Because I won't. There are cavemen upstairs.

- No. But I do need someone to go down to the tenth Man Cave

and get the shellgon crystals.

- There are ten Man Caves? - One on top of the other.

It's like a Man Cave Diez Leches Cake.

[ trumpet plays ]

- What's a shellgon crystal?

- Enough with the stupid questions!

Charlotte needs it I'll go get it.

- Does anyone else smell burnt hair?

- Mom, what did I just say about stupid questions?

[ elevator dings ]

[ Kris gasps ]

[ Cavemen grunt ]

[ Miles and Kid Danger laugh ]

- Oh, he actually kissed it! - I know!

- He and that stump are not just friends!

- Yeah, I should probably end the video right there.

- Captain Man must have known the amber inside the stump

would preserve him perfectly for a hundred and one million years!

- I guarantee he didn't!

- But he couldn't have just stumbled into

the perfect solution by accident.

- You should come on more missions with us!

- Can I?

CHAPA: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

You're destroying my Kicking Stump!

- Chapa? - Hello?

- You can't own a stump.

Nature is for everyone.

- And this is a Punchin' Stump.

- No, it's my Kicking Stump.

I come up here.

I think about the boy who stole my phone.

And I kick it!

And I scream, "what did you steal my phone for?!"

- You're phoneless? - Oh my god.

- Phonelessness is a big problem in Swellview.

- Yeah yeah do your part look let's keep lasering

and get Captain Man out of this amber.

- This is taking too long.

It's hammer time!

- What? No, no, no, no, no. Careful with that--

[ Captain Man takes a big gulp of air ]

- I'm free!

How long was I in there?

- A hundred and one million years

and I can't believe you're still alive!

- Hey listen. I've had a long time to think about our argument.

- No, you know what, dude, it's over. Okay?

Don't worry about it. - No no just let me say this.

I was a hundred percent right. - Oh my god...

- And I will accept your apology

in the form of a hand written letter or a date with your mom.

- Stop.

- Whoa you got kids now? - What? No!

- Just so you know, your father is a quitter.

- I'm not a quitter, okay, and these aren't my kids!

I'm not a quitter.

This is Mika and Miles... from the escape room?

You know them. - Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

- And Tammy! Right? You ever find that hamster?

- It's Chapa and you know I've been looking for my phone

and you know what--- give me your laser!

- No. No. - Give it!

- No, no, no... we've got bigger problems.

- Like what? - Like how Drex is gonna use

an airplane and the memory wiper

to erase the whole town's memory of you.

- [ groans ] Is that still going on?

- It just happened today! - Man, feels like forever ago.

- You know what, dude, let's just get back to the Man Cave.

- We're going to the Man Cave?! - What? No. We are--

- You want us to just meet you at Swellview Airport?

- Drex is probably trying to rent something

from Planes-A-Plenty.

- They're probably right. - Yes!

- Wait-- - Let's go!

- NO! - What is your problem?

- He's a quitter.

- My problem is that Captain Man and I need to get back to the Man Cave

to get the Omega w*apon to defeat Drex.

And you three need to go home. Okay?

Just go home.

- Family argument. I'mma head out.

- They're not my kids!

- We're going to Planes-A-Plenty, right?

- Does a bear belong to the genus Ursus?

The answer is yes. It does.

- Is she always like that?

- The answer is yes. She is.

[ Stony grunts ]

[ in unison ] - Ahhhhh!!

[ Stony grunts again ]

- I told you we don't know where he is!

- We barely know anything!

- All I can think about is my very catchy ringtone!

♪ da do da do ba do da do ♪

[ Stony grunts loudly ]

- Oh, come on! - Don't do that...

[ Stony grunts loudly ]

- We. Don't. Know.

[ all talking at once while cavemen grunt loudly ]

[ Audio book narrator ] JUANTONIO CRUZERAS: Yyyyyyyy fin.

Felicitaciones. Usted sabe pelear mientras que duerme.

Y tambien Español.

[ Latino fighting music ]

[ Caveman yelps ]

- Ahora tengo el poder del sol en mi corazón.

- Um, what? - Is he asleep?

- What? - Save us, Jasper.

- What is happening?!

- He's fighting! In his sleep!

- Ohhhhhhhhh... he wasn't learning how to fight while he sleeps...

He was learning how to fight while he sleeps.

- Y tambien Español.

- Ohhhh. - Of course.

- Get down to the tenth Man Cave and get those shellgon crystals!

- On it! - Daddy Danger will help!

I'm Daddy Danger.

- And this is important! Only pull crystals

from the right tube pad. - Got it!

♪ da do da do da do da do ♪

[ Caveman grunts ]

- Oooh!

- AHHHHHHHH! - Ahhhh!

Mis amigos son el tesoro de mi templo.

[ music ]

Olé.

[ elevator dings ]

- Okay... so Charlotte told me

to take the crystals from...

which tube?

- And this is important!

Only pull crystals from the --

♪ da do da do da do da do - What?

♪ da do da do da do da do ♪

♪ da do da do da do da do ♪

♪ da do da do da do da do ♪

♪ da do da do da do da do ♪

♪ da do da do

- Oh boy.

[ lullaby music ]

- Okay...

I have good news, Mr. Stinklebaum.

- Who? - What's the good news?

- Your blimp is ready to go. - Okay!

- Your name is Drex Stinklebum?

- It's Stinklebaum!

- [ giggles ] Oh that's not much better!

- Just shut up Schwoz and go put this on top of the blimp.

[ Schwoz laughs ]

- That blonde guy must be Drex. - Yeah.

BOSE: Drex Stinklebum.

- Who are you? - Name's Bose.

Drex took me hostage. You guys hostages, too?

- What?! No.

- Oh. You wanna be? I can put in a good word for you.

- No we don't want to be hostages.

- We're here to stop Drex. - Oh. Can I come with you?

- Yes. Fate has intertwined our destinies today.

- Great. I love twine.

- Okay... here's the plan--

- LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!

- I GUESS WE'RE GOINNNNNNNG!

- WE SHOULD HAVE MADE A PLAAAAAAAAAN!

- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

- DAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

- Ahhhhhhh!

- Go down, you claw-handed, man-freak!

- Foot to your butt! Foot to your butt!

Foot to your butt! Foot to your butt!

- Do you think we're winning? - This guy's a total unit!

- Alright, that's enough.

Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah!

Yaaaaahhhhh!

[ laughs ]

- This is oddly mesmerizing. - Right?

[ elevator dings ]

- I'm back! Now where's Drex--

- Shhhhhh!!

- Jasper's fighting while he sleeps.

- Ohhhhhhh... "While he sleeps."

- La canción de mi puño hace que mis enemigos

tiemblen de miedo.

- Uuuuh!

- Buenas noches mis amigos.

- Okay, I've got some questions. First one--

How you doin'? How's it going?

I didn't know you were here. - Stop.

How's the Omega w*apon coming? - Almost done.

Just waiting for your dad to come back with the shellgon crystals.

- My dad? - Yeah I know...

- You sent my dad to get shellgon crystals?!

- Yeah it's been a big day.

- Woa, woa, woa, wait, wait, wait.

The shellgon crystals?!

The ones under the right tube pad?

Right next to the iridium crystals

under the left tube pad?!

- Yes. - But Schwoz always told me...

[ imitates Schwoz ] The iridium crystals regulate the power source

for the tube system that runs through all the Man Caves.

If they get removed--

- It could be bad.

[ imitates Schwoz ] - Real bad.

[ clears throat and says in regular voice ] Real bad.

Hi.

- Like, how bad?

- Like it could cause a chain reaction

that could blow up every single Man Cave.

- And you sent my dad?!

- It's been a big day!

- You could have probably sent anybody else!

[ all talking at once ]

[ elevator dings ]

- Woa woa woa. Here he is. Here he is. Here he is.

- Anyone order some crystals?

- Ummm. Where did you get those?

- These lil' guys?

From the right tube pad.

[ everyone breathes a sign of relief ]

- Thank you. That's great. - I knew it was going to be alright.

- I knew he'd do it.

- But I also took these lil' girls from the left tube pad.

Just to be safe.

[ alarm starts going off ]

MAN CAVE COMPUTER: Run. Run. Run. Run.

- Should we run?

- Yeah.

MAN CAVE COMPUTER: Run. Run. Run. Run.

[ elevator dings ]

MAN CAVE COMPUTER:Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run.
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