[ music ]
[ pitch pipe note ]
- and five, six, seven, eight...
♪ Ray, this is laaaaaame... ♪
- What?
♪ And we all quiiiiiit.
- You guys can't quit, c'mon!
I got a date with a mom and I told her
I was in a barbershop quartet.
- Yeah, why would you do that?
- Because this mom said she loves three things:
barbershop quartets, good listeners, and
I want to say... potatoes?
I dunno, I wasn't listening.
- Sorry I'm late. Traffic, amirite?
So is there assigned seating,
or should I just grab any open desk?
- Uh, we don't have desks.
- Riiiight, open work space, very modern,
kind of a startup vibe, I like it...
- Uh...you don't work here.
[ elevator dings ]
- Yo yo, Piper, phone call for you on line two.
- What?! - Take a message.
- You're the boss.
- She's not the boss! I'm the boss,
when did Junk-N-Stuff get a second phone line,
oh and also you don't work here.
- Oh, well that's too bad because I heard about a crime
that just went down at the Museum of Boring History, so.
- Oh, yeah? - What happened?
- Someone stole the Swellview Declaration of Independence.
- Really?! - Are you serious?
We gotta do something. - Whoa, whoa, whoa...
We don't even know if it happened. Okay?
I'm not gonna run off and start breaking teeth
just 'cuz Patty Pantsuit here said so.
- It's all over social media.
You guys don't follow JuicyCrimesAndMemes?
- I will now. - Love memes.
- And crimes. - How do you spell "juicy?"
- We don't get crime tips from meme accounts.
- Let's at least hear what it says.
- Perp broke in this morning.
Standard B&E, except witnesses say a guy in a mask
grabbed the declaration, turned himself into a pigeon
and then disappeared in a puff of smoke.
But that's none of my business.
Kermit drinking a cup of tea.
- Wait, wait... A puff of smoke and a pigeon?
That sounds like a magic trick.
- It sounds like a steaming load of horchata! - Wow.
[ emergency alarm goes off ]
- Emergency call. - Oh look,
it's a real crime that really happened.
Captain Man emergency line.
How may I punch your problem?
Museum of Boring History, alright...Really?...
The Swellview Declaration of Independence?
Mm-hmm. Well let me ask you this--
what kind of a bird did he turn in-- Oh, a pigeon?
Oh alright. Thank you for your call.
- So who was it? - Wrong number.
- Really? - Yes.
They were trying to order a pizza
what are you even doing here why don't you
go give those work clothes back to the grownup
you stole them from because I'm the boss and you don't work here
and it's time to go back to nursery school, little girl...
and just remember that everything you said was wrong.
Okay? So bye bye. Bye bye.
Bye bye. Bye bye.
Okay everything she said was right.
Let's go... - Wait, where are we going?
- I'd start by going to the Magic Palace,
but that's none of my business.
Kermit drinking tea.
- Get outta here! - Good luck!
- You know, that's actually a good idea.
- Well Henry and I are going to the Magic Palace
because I had the idea. Cus it was my idea.
Because I'm the boss. Who's the boss? I am.
I'm the boss of this place.
This place is where I am the boss! Okay?
Not you, not him. Not her.
But I am! I am! I am the booooossss!
- Dude, you need help.
- I need help coming up with a bubble-blowin' rhyme.
That's about it, though.
[ Henry's phone beeps ]
- It's Piper. She sent us a rhyme.
- Are you kidding me?! - No I'm not kidding you.
She said uh, "Let's go on a mission to catch a magician."
I actually like that a lot...
- That's a good one. - Solid rhyme.
[ music ]
- Hello. Abracadabra. - Yes. Abracadabra.
- Oh...Okay. Nice...
- That's pretty cool. - Great.
- Thank you. I'm Tatiana.
Welcome to the Magic Palace.
- Oh! Even better. - Second trick.
- Twice as nice. - Impressive again.
- Soooo, Tatiana. We have some questions about a museum theft.
- Yes. We'd like to speak to some magicians.
- Now. Abracadabra. - Yes, abracadabra.
- The magicians are right behind this door,
in the Magician's Lounge.
- Then that is where we will go...
- Abracad-- - I just need to see a trick first.
- I'm sorry what? - How's that?
- The Magician's Lounge is for magicians only.
Can't you read the sign? - What sign?
- I don't see a sign. - There's no sign.
- Look again.
- Oh... - Okay. Alright.
- I see it. - How'd you do that?
- Alright, alright. - Thank you.
I'm Tatiana.
- Hey, Tatiana.
- Hey, Mysterio. Trick please.
- Sure thing...
Pick a card.
- Oh boy...see some magic. - Here we go...song and dance.
- Now look at it. - Oh. That's you!
- That's me! - That's cool, that's cool.
- That's great. Can I keep this?
- Keep what? - Oh! Okay!
- Okay, okay. Alright.
- Thank you. I'm Mysterio.
- Yeah. - Go on in.
- Thank you, Mysterio. - Respect, Mysterio.
- No but for real, I want that card.
- Ah, ah, ah. No trick, no entry.
- Okay, Tatiana... - We've all had fun...
- But I'm going through that door.
And there's nothing you can do to... stop me!
- Wow... - Whaaat?
- Wow, wow. - No trick, no entry.
- Okay, I wanna try.
No way! No way!
- Okay, here's what I'm thinking...
- That we should just leave? - Absolutely not.
I'm thinking that if that door leads to this door.
Then this door leads to... the Magician's Lounge.
- No way... - Mm-hmm.
- I mean... no way... - Mm-hmm.
- Are you ser... Is he...?
Should I open it? - Yeah. I would.
- I'm gonna open it.
Wow, wow, wow, wow...
- I couldn't breathe in that thing!
- Tatiana...
- Thank you. I'm Tatiana.
- Yes you are...
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick. - Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles... and fight crime.
Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
[ music ]
- Ray! Get off the computer and start learning a magic trick.
- No! - You have to do a magic trick
to get into the Magician's Lounge!
- Well we're gonna learn plenty of magic tricks at this...
magic camp I just found!
- Nice, dude!
- Yeah! It starts tomorrow and it costs...
eighteen-thousand dollars.
- What? I am not paying eighteen-thousand dollars
to learn a magic trick. - Well it's not just magic.
The website says we'll make friends,
do some archery, oh there's a big dance at the end
with the girls magic camp on the other side of the lake--
- We're not going to magic camp!
- Well how else are we supposed to get into the Magician's Lounge?!
I can't do card tricks, I can't make Schwoz disappear --
believe me, I've tried --
I can't make objects magically levitate with my mind...
- Ayeeeeeee! - What is going on?
- Oh my god! I'm magic!
I'm magic! - You're magic!
This changes everything!
- It was in me the whole time! - Do it again, dude!
- Let me see if I can make Schwoz disappear...
- Noooo! Ahhhhh!
- Ohhh!
- Physical comedy... - Slapstick, love it...
- Nice trick, dude. - I love it.
- I didn't do that... - Then who did?
INVISIBLE BRAD: I'll give you a hint...
- Ahhhhh!
INVISIBLE BRAD: he's handsome, invisible,
and he's not wearing any pants.
- Ewwww... - Prove it.
- Invisible Brad?! Is that you?!
INVISIBLE BRAD: It sure is.
- You can't just come in the Man Cave whenever you want, Brad.
INVISIBLE BRAD: Yes I can.
- Who's Brad?
- What the--?! - Ahhhhh!
- Piper, what are you doing here?!
- I just made a fresh pot of coffee.
Helps me get through the workday.
- YOU. DO. NOT. WORK--
- Who's Brad? - Invisible Brad.
Some rando who got turned invisible because of Ray.
- It wasn't my fault! INVISIBLE BRAD: Was too!
- Shut up, Brad!
- He shows up every now and again.
Last time he was here he tried to bury Ray and Henry alive.
INVISIBLE BRAD: [ Chuckling ] That was funny.
INVISIBLE BRAD: See ya, ballerinas.
- Come back here! I mean... - Don't leave!
- Don't you eat my grapes!
- Yeah, it wasn't that funny, Brad!
I coulda d*ed. - I hate you so much...
- Well, what are you doing here?
INVISIBLE BRAD: I'm here to offer Ray and Henry a deal.
- I refuse. - Just... relax.
What kind of "deal" are you looking for, Brad?
INVISIBLE BRAD: You guys need to do a magic trick
to get into the Magician's Lounge, right?
- Yeah? - That is true.
INVISIBLE BRAD: Well...
INVISIBLE BRAD: Oooooh! Maaaaaagic...
- That's a pretty good trick, dude...
- Alright, Brad. You're coming with us to the Magic Palace.
INVISIBLE BRAD: Not so fast! If I help you...
I want to become visible again.
- How am I supposed to do that, Brad?
INVISIBLE BRAD: Not you. The little science guy whose shower I've been sleeping in.
- What?!
INVISIBLE BRAD: You can do pretty much anything.
So I figure you can turn me visible again.
- I think I can...
I'll just need something to practice on.
Fifteen cats should do it.
- C'mon Schwoz, where are we supposed to find fifteen cats?
- Well I can get you fifteen cats.
There's a sad grandma on our street
who has like fifty of 'em.
- Great!
- Time to go pretend I like old people.
- Okay, love her.
INVISIBLE BRAD: So do we have a deal?
- Deal.
INVISIBLE BRAD: Yes! You visibles just made a wise choice.
- C'mon, kid. I've got two great ideas for magician disguises.
- I am ready to love them.
- Hey, guys! I learned a great magic trick!
- Don't need it! - Already got a trick.
- But I put on this straitjacket and swallowed the key!
INVISIBLE BRAD: So what's the trick?
- Ahhhhh!!!
- You still with us, Brad? Brad?
INVISIBLE BRAD: Right here, blondie.
- Gah!! I hate you so much...
- I'm not loving the disguise, Ray.
- Don't use my name, we're undercover!
I'm The Amazing Ray.
- Oh that's great. Okay, so what's my name?
- I got a great one for you. Wait'll you hear it.
- Why don't you just tell me now though--
- Tatiana! I am the Amazing Ray.
And this is my assistant, Trick Boy.
- Nope. - Easy there, Trick Boy.
We're real magicians and we'd like to enter the Magician's Lounge.
- Just need to see a trick first.
- Yes! Yes! A trick indeed!
What a beautiful podium you have!
Have you ever wished it were a little bit... higher?
- No. - Well wish no more!
- She said she didn't wish-- - Magic!
INVISIBLE BRAD: It's too... heavy...
- What? - I said it's too heavy.
For your magic.
I guess your magic is a little out of shape.
- Shut your mouth, Trick Boy!
- Uh, why don't I levitate a book.
INVISIBLE BRAD: Paperback... - Are you kidding me?
Okay. Here look I'm levitating a paperback, lightweight book.
- There it is. Ooooooh I'm magic-ing...
- Nice trick! - Thanks.
- I guess that's why they call you Trick Boy.
- Yeah. It is.
- Enjoy the Magician's Lounge...
[ music ]
- Greetings fellow practitioner of the magical arts!
- Hey. - I am the Amazing Ray!
- Alan. - Alannnn theee...?
- Just Alan. I know, worst stage name in the world, right?
- Well this is my assistant, Trick Boy.
- Hah! Okay, maybe the second worst.
- Oh man, sick burn, Alan.
- You know what Trick Boy needs for that sick burn?
- Ohh! Burn cream! - For the burn.
- For the sick burn... - No, I got it.
- Cus he made fun of your name... - Yeah, that's funny.
- He insulted your-- - No, yeah it's not.
Yeah, I get it... OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!
Alan... we heard that a fellow magician
stole the Swellview Declaration of Independence.
- Dude! You can't just come right out and ask like that.
You gotta establish trust, build up a rapport--
- Oh yeah Stu's got it. He's right over there.
- Check it out!
I stole the Swellview Declaration of Independence!
Just walked in the museum, took it, and left!
- You do the pigeon exit?
- Heck yeah, I did the pigeon exit!
I'm Stu! That's my thing!
- I love stealing things. - Right?
It's so easy when you're a magician.
- It's why I became one. To steal.
- That's right. - Hey, Stu!
I'm the Amazing Ray. And I became a magician
so I could go undercover and arrest thieves.
- I also did that to do that.
- Tell him your name, though. - I don't want to say my name.
- Tell him your name. - Well I don't want to.
- He wants to hear what the name is. It's Trick Boy.
Trick Boy. Trick Boy.
- Well, Trick Boy, how are you gonna handcuff me...
when the cuffs are already on you?
- I'm terribly sorry I'm not following.
What? Okay! - Wow...
- You know what? That's pretty good.
- This guy's good. - Thank you... Appreciate that.
- Yeah but for real though. - The show's over, Stu.
You're coming with us. - Am I?
- I just said you were-- - I don't know why you wouldn't given the situation.
- Alright. Okay. - Okay. You know what?
- Just give us a second. - That's funny.
That's really funny. - Let's untangle these things.
- Okay. Let's go. Ready?
You lift up...and you jump, and I'll go under.
- It's a thing. - Just go under.
Just go under...
[ Stu laughs ]
- and then put your left foot down right there...
Stop laughing at us!
- Through the pirate's... - Dude, wait, where's Brad?
- Oh yeah. We've got a trick up our sleeves.
Get him, Brad!
I said get 'em, Brad!
- Brad! - Brad!
- Brad! - Brad!
[ Invisible Brad makes gross noises as he eats ]
- Brad! - Brad!
- Brad! Brad!
- And for my next trick I'm going to make
the two of you go to sleep. - I'm actually not tired.
- I'm good, I just had a cup of warm milk on the way over so--
- But I guess I could nap. - Oh, what's in that thing?
- A nap would be niiiiiice.
- Bbrrraaaddd.
[ music ]
- Ohhh, maaann... I have the worst headache.
HENRY: Ray, Ray, wake up!
- Oh my god, Stu the magician turned the whole room upside down!
- No, no, no, no, no-- - That's an amazing trick!
- No, dude, no--he just hung you upside down.
- Oh. That's a lot less amazing.
- I don't know how you two got into the Magician's Lounge.
But let me show you what we do to fakers.
- Whoa!
- What was that?
- They're called razor cards.
You see... I'm kind of the king around here...
[ high pitched ] - Ahhh!
- And you two are a couple of... Jokers.
- Dangit, Brad! Get in here and help us!
- This next card is headed straight for your...
- My ace? - No, your heart!
- Ah.
- Goodbye forever, Trick Boy...
- That's not my name!
INVISIBLE BRAD: OWWWWW! Right in my shoulder!
- Brad! - Finally...
- What the... - Get me down from here, Brad!
[ Invisible Brad grunts ]
- Ahh! Uhhh.
- Nice sh*t!
INVISIBLE BRAD: I was aiming for Stu.
- Who are you talking to?
INVISIBLE BRAD: He's talking to me!
- Who just weakly slapped me? Quit it...
INVISIBLE BRAD: and a little bit of this...
- This is more unnerving than painful
but I still want it to stop...
INVISIBLE BRAD: Well maybe you'll feel...
- Are you an invisible child?
INVISIBLE BRAD: [ WAY OUT OF BREATH ] You know what I give up.
Sorry guys, I'm gassed.
- Don't worry, Brad. I got this.
Holy Houdini he turned himself into a bird!
You win this round, Stu.
I miss him...
- Dude, he's right over here!
- No I'm not!
INVISIBLE BRAD: I'll get him!
- What? No no no no no no no!
STU: Ow! HENRY: Yeah, ow!
- Nice work, Brad.
INVISIBLE BRAD: [ out of breath ] So gassed.
- Nice work, Trick Boy.
HENRY: THAT'S NOT MY-- Thanks.
[ cat meows ]
[ Jasper coughs ]
- Quiet down, Jasper!
- I gotta cough up this key or I'll never get outta this
strait jacket.
[ elevator dings ]
- Mission accomplished, people.
- Nice! - Way to go.
INVISIBLE BRAD: Mission not accomplished.
You still have to turn me visible.
- We're still working on that.
We're down to our last cat.
- Huh? I thought you had fifteen of 'em.
- We did.
- What happened to the other fourteen?
[ deep meow roar ]
- What is that? - Is that a giant lion?
- No! - Most definitely not.
INVISIBLE BRAD: So does this thing turn things visible or not?
- Only one way to find out.
- It worked! - Alright!
INVISIBLE BRAD: Now point that thing at my beautiful face
and make me visible again.
- Okay... get in position.
INVISIBLE BRAD: Get this chicken out of my way.
Soon... I will be known as Visible Brad.
- Or just Brad. - Yeah, no one calls me "Visible Ray."
PIPER: Have you thought about "Bradley?"
CHARLOTTE: Have we confirmed he has pants on?
INVISIBLE BRAD: Just turn it on!
SCHWOZ: Okay!
- Ughhh! - Ewww.
- Somebody get me a mirror.
I want to see myself for the first time in fifteen years!
- That's... not a good idea.
- AHHHHHH!
What happened to me?!
- Well. It looks like you maybe haven't brushed your teeth in fifteen years.
- Or your hair. - Or exercised.
- Or changed your clothes.
- Well why would I? I've been invisible.
- Well there you go. - There's your answer.
- You look terrible. PIPER: You're gross.
- I'm hideous!
If anybody needs me I'll be crying in Schwoz's shower.
- Uh no that's a private area-- - Ehhhh...
- Emergency call.
- Captain Man emergency line, how may I kick your conundrum?
What's that? Giant cats, you say?
Fourteen of them, say you?
We're on it.
[ Jasper coughs ]
- Ooh hoo! Guys, look, I did it!
I hacked up the straitjacket key!
Oh wait, that's my house key. Weird.
I swallowed that when I was eight.
[ music ]
05x26 - Visible Brad
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