04x20 - Flabber Gassed
Posted: 04/01/24 07:04
[ music ]
- Yes! C'mon Henry! - Finish her!
- Someone's finally gonna b*at Charlotte!
Someone's finally gonna dethrone the queen!
- FINISH HER!!!
- Dude, that was right in my ear.
- I'm gonna do it! I'm finally gonna--
Wait... What's happening... Stop... Wait...
Yo, I'm losing health... Where is this coming from...
I'm running... I'm running!!!
- Finish him. - Run away, Henry!
- D'oh!
- I was just about to b*at you...
- Well, sometimes the cat
likes to play with the mouse before she kills it.
- Yea. Well, sometimes the cat hurts the mouse's feelings.
- Alright Charlotte,
you've proven you can defeat boy hair.
Let's see how you do against fully grown man hair.
Bye-bye.
- Hey, has anyone seen the big toenail clippers?
What?
- Are you drying yourself with a rabbit?
- Yes. - Okay.
- I'll just ask the obvious question here...Why?
- Yeah, why? - Why not use a towel?
- Where are those big toenail clippers?
- Because I sent all of our towels to the cleaners
and they all got stolen.
- Oh yeah. Our towels got stolen too.
- Same with us.
- We haven't had towels at my house in years.
- Hey, you're getting rabbit water all over the Man-Floor!
- Sorry. Sorry...
- No, don't--uh...
- Okay. Maybe we should track down
whoever's stealing these towels.
- Pff. I don't care about a towel thief.
We fight real crime, okay?
We do important things. Heroic things.
Now can I please get back to b*ating a teenage girl
at a video game? Thank you.
- Okay! Bear versus Hair-- round two!
And...fight!
- Oh, okay...
How did you... hang on...
if I could just... why am I on fire?!?
- Finish him!!!
[ alarm beeps ]
- Emergency alert.
- Pause! Pause, pause. Emergency alert!
Game over-- doesn't count.
- What? Dude, I was just about to b*at you!
- I guess we'll never know.
Schwoz, who needs savin'?
- Someone is carrying a large load of towels
into an abandoned laundromat in the Old Washing District.
- Well, we've got to deal with this towel situation right away!
I thought you said that you didn't care
about the towel thief.
- That was then. This is now.
People change. Read a book.
C'mon, Kid. Let's pop some gum...
- So you don't have to lose to Charlotte. Chum.
- Wait wait wait.
You should take your new Battle Suits!
- Our whatsit now? - What's a battle soup?
- Noooo. Battle Suits!
I just invented them last night in the tub.
- Sorry, what'd he say?
- All right. - Woah!
- Aahh! It's still wet!
- What does a Battlesuit do?
- It makes you stronger, makes you punch harder,
and it kind of smells like French vanilla.
- Ooh!
- Uh, Schwoz...this is cute.
But uh, I don't know if you know this, but...
I'm a superhero. I have a super power.
- I also have a super power.
- See uh, I'm indestructible.
- I have super fast reflexes.
- And we both smell pretty nice on our own.
- We smell gooooood...
- Man, you guys have really gotten cocky lately.
- What?
- Cocky. You know, overconfident,
big ego, full of yourselves, compensating--
- I know what cocky means!
And, by the way... isn't cocky if it's true.
- Fact.
- Come on Kid Danger. Let's go fight some crime.
Ha ha--oof! - Are you okay?
- Just doing pre-fight push ups...
you know, like I always do.
- I've never seen you do that before.
- We all know you're lying.
- Push up contest! Let's go! One, two...
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- Which is why if you part your hair in same place
every time, eventually it will fall out.
- Wait dude, are you serious?
- That's what happened to Schwoz.
- Wow...Okay yea, so this is the place.
Um, I was thinking for the plan--
- Woah, hey. Let's just go in there
and do a little free form "jazz fighting".
- I'm sorry. What?
- You know! "Jazz fighting."
I'll go in there and be like,
Bada scoobedoobap pow!
- Oh yeah yeah yeah...
I'm picking up what you're putting down.
And I'll be like, bah-bah-bah...
- Yeah, and I'll be wa-pow!
- Do dee do do! - Wa pow, wa pow!
- Bow doo doo! - Bow bow bap!
Ba da ba da ba da...huh? - Dude? Dude?
- Do you think Charlotte's right?
- No! About what?
- Us. You know, maybe...maybe getting a little too cocky?
- Oh please.
C'mon I'm the least cocky person on the planet.
I'm like the LeBron James of being humble.
- Right.
- Touchdown.
- Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Let's go pound this clown.
- Yeah, all right. Here we go.
[ phone rings ]
- Oh sorry. It's my sister.
I'll just call her back.
- Nah, take it, we got time. I'll go warm up.
- Talk to me.
- Did you just say talk to me?
- I mean, uh... what's up?
- Do you have any towels at work?
- Ummmm, why?
- 'Cuz! There's hardly any towels left in Swellview,
so people are selling them online for a lot of money.
I could only find one stinkin' towel in our entire house.
- Piper, have you seen my World's Best Dad's Towel towel?
- Uhhh...yeah, I think it's in the backyard.
- Ah. That's where I left it!
- So do you have any towels or not?
- Uh, yeah.
I can getcha some towels...
I can getcha a lot of towels. - Really?!?
- Yea listen, I'll tell you what...
I'll be home in like half an hour.
Twenty minutes? Fifteen minutes?
- Great! See ya in fifteen minutes!
- Good-bye.
- Doo doo doo. Sca-bam!
- Woah! - Large man.
- Oooh! - Larger!
- Get. Away. From my towels.
- Yeah, this guy's pretty big, dude.
- So what?
The bigger they are, the louder they cry.
- Yeah, you're right, full send.
- I said get away from my towels!
- Yeah, I heard you. But listen to this!
- Uhhh, Captain Man?
- Huh. I did not think this was gonna happen.
Okay, you can man-handle a kid,
but just try to throw me through a window!
Ahhh!
I did not think that was gonna happen either.
- We might need a plan.
- Yeah, a plan might be good.
- Okay. Here's the plan-- you go back in there,
I'm gonna sneak around the back and try to find another door...
- Woah, woah, woah, you're the indestructible one.
And I'm pretty good at finding other doors, so...
- That's debatable. I've--
- Oh look, he's right here.
- Look buddy, you may be huge,
but I'm indestructible, alright?
So this is not gonna end wel--
Was that hair spray?
'Cause there's a very specific brand I use okay--
Woah, what's happening?
- I can't feel my arms and legs!
- Why can't I move?!?
- What did you spray us with?!?
- Flabber Gas.
Makes your muscles all... flabby.
- Do you have any... "back to normal" gas?
- No, but maybe there's some down in the sewer.
- Pfft. Unlikely.
Oh. I see. That's a clever way of saying
you're gonna throw me in the sewer.
Man this is not my day.
Ahhh!
- You're not gonna get away with this...
I'm sorry, what's your name?
- Barge. The name's Barge.
- Why are you stealing all these towels dude?
- [ high-pitched ] Don't tell him!
He doesn't deserve to know.
- Uhhhh...I'm so sorry, who are you talking
- My boss. The king of all towels.
- Shhh-wut?
- Now throw him down the sewer De'Bargerey
and bring more towels to your king.
Yes, your dryness.
- No no no! My talking towel says
you should let him go.
Ahhhhhhh!
- HOW AM I DOING?!?
- You are...shockingly bad at this game.
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
- Why do you have headphones on?
- I FIND THAT THE MUSIC--
I find that the music helps me fight better.
Ray: Get your hand off me! Henry: I'm in a separate bag!
Ray: I know that!
Henry: Then how could that be my hand?!?
- Okay, fine false alarm.
- I'm back!
- Did you find Ray and Henry?
- Yah, they're fine!
Ray: No we're not fine!
Henry: We were thrown through a window!
Ray: I also lost my car keys!
Henry: We are the opposite of fine!
- They're fine.
- Ewwwww!!! - Gross!
- You smell like my sister's barn!
- Well we were dumped in a sewer!
- By a giant named Barge
who takes orders from a towel!
- And we can't move our bodies!
- 'Cuz Barge sprayed us with Flabber Gas!
- Flabber Gas?!? - Yea!
- That's almost impossible to find.
How could a low-level towel thief
get some Flabber Gas?
- Who cares?!? Just fix us!
- Yeah, can you fix us Schwoz?
- Yah, of course.
- Yes! - You are the best, Schwoz.
- If I had that can of Flabber Gas.
- No! - You are the worst!
- Charlotte, please pick up my arm
and use it to smack Schwoz.
- Well I would...
but I need my hand to scratch my head.
Because I'm confused...
- Oh god, it's her lecture voice.
- Well if you don't want to listen to my lecture,
you are free to get up and walk away.
- Oooooooo, yas queen!
High-five because we can use our arms!
- Here's what I don't understand...
I thought you guys were superheroes...
with super powers...
- Henry, don't listen,
she's using our words against us!
- Wait, wait, wait, dude she might be onto something.
- God, it's already working!
- I just think that maybe if you guys weren't so cocky
that you would've beaten Barge and wouldn't have ended up
all smelly and flabby on beanbags.
- You don't know that.
- Dude, you know what, she's right.
But what are we gonna do now?
Barge is out there stealing towels
and we can't do anything about it
because we can't even move!
- CHARLOTTE, CAN YOU COME HELP ME b*at THIS GUY?!?
I CAN'T DO IT!
- Flyin' in.
- Dude, before you come into work tomorrow,
I'm gonna need you to go down to the sewer
and look for my car keys. - Dude, dude--
- It's got a Felix the Cat keychain--
- No, dude, Schwoz is making his "idea face."
- He is? That's great! - Yeah.
- Is he making the idea noise? - Uh...
- [ idea noise ]
- He's making the noise dude!
- I have an idea!
- YEAH SCHWOZ! - YES SCHWOZ!
- Charlotte, go get your mooshun capture suit!
- Flyin' out!
- So what's your idea, dude? - Where are you going?
- Where are you going with Schwoz?
- Why are you walking with purpose?
- Schwoz! Schwoz! - Schwoz! Schwoz!
- Well I didn't find my World's Best Dad's Towel towel,
but I did find this bush.
Which isn't drying me at all!
Wait, what are all you damp people doing in my kitchen?
- We're here to buy towels.
That girl said she had towels to sell,
but I don't see any towels anywhere.
[ murmuring ]
- Listen!
I understand your frustration
and I want you to know that your murmurs
are very important to us.
- Hey, there's my towel!
- I'll give you a hundred dollars for it!
- No. This is my towel.
It says World's Best Dad's Towel
and I bought it for myself as a Father's Day gift.
- Do I hear ?
- I'll give ya .
- !
- ! - !
- ! - !
- How are we doing, Schwoz?
- Yeah. Are we paired, yet? Why can't we move?
- What is taking so long?
- It was more difficult than I thought
to modify my Battlesuits to receive a signal
from the suits Jasper and Charlotte are wearing.
- How'd you even do that?
- I could explain it to you,
but Charlotte is the only one smart enough to understand.
- Hey! You think Charlotte's sooo smart?
- Yah.
- Yeah, you're right.
- If this works
then you two can control Captain Man and Kid Danger
just like you controlled the Bear and Hair
in the video game.
- Yeah yeah yeah.
And then they can send us to go find Barge
and make him throw in the towel.
- Oooo. That's good.
Remember that when we get there.
- Ooh. Something's happening.
- Whoah. Oh!
- This is so cool!
- We're one and the same!
- Let's not get carried away.
- Is this a bad time to say I have to pee?
- It's a very bad time.
- Then I will not say it.
- Watch this.
- What?! - This is crazy!
- Wait. These Battle Suits make you super strong right?
- Yeah!
- What are you doing?
- Whoah! - That was awesome!
- Eeeeeee!
- Look at me! I'm a superhero!
Taste my fists and smell my kicks!
- You're not a superhero!
- Raise your hand if you think Jasper is a superhero.
- Jasper, please put my hand down!
- Okay...
- Dangit!
- Ray and Henry should be approaching the laundromat now.
- Yeah, we can see everything
through the cameras in their masks.
- I'm a superhero! Kablam!
- Schwoz, I would like to trade.
I do not want Jasper controlling me anymore.
- Charlotte, walk me over to see if Barge is inside.
- Okay.
- And I smashed everything...
but I still couldn't find anymore towels.
- I can see him! Wow, he's...
he's really talking to a towel, isn't he?
- Yes, your dryness.
- Ray, check it out. Barge is inside
and he's talking to--
- Wooo!
- I hate my life.
- Jasper, quit it.
- Oooh! Is it time for fighting?
- Yes. Now...
last time, we didn't have a plan.
- That's right, Kid, we didn't.
But this time, we do have a plan.
- JASPERRRRRR DUNLOPPPPP!
- This is not the plannnn!!!!
- Sorry to barge in.
- I thought I Flabber Gassed you.
How are you two moving?
- You don't need to worry about that, De'Bargery.
- Yeah. But what you do need to worry about is...
our fists!
- Yeah...
You're gonna need all those towels
to wipe this punch off your face.
- Hhhhnnn! Gah...
- To anyone who's listening--
this would be the part
where we would normally start fighting!
- Oh sorry! - On it!
- No, no, no. You're in the door.
Turn me around.
- I-I'm trying!
- Yes that's it now kick.
He's in front of you, now kick him!
You are on the floor get up.
- Stop yelling at me!!
- Yea yea. He's to your right.
- Now where did they go?
Charotte, can you take control for me?
- Your other right!
- Captain Man I need your help!
- Why? Are we punching a washing machine?!?
- Sometimes in video games there's coins inside!
- This is not a video--
Oh wow, look at that.
- You think you got me?
- Well gas again!
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--
Nope.
- Finish him!!!
- Jasper, what did you do?!? - Sorry!
- Uh, a little help here.
- I'm doing stuff. It's just not working!
- Captain Man, I need help!
- What should I do?
- Grab the can of Flabber Gas and spray Barge in the face.
- Good good. Yes yes. Pick it up.
Just pick up the can!
- I'm trying!
- Jasper what is wrong with you?
- I'm starting to black out over here!
- It's right there! Pick it up!
- Stop yelling at me!
- Boy, if you can just pick up this can
and spray Barge, you will be a superhero.
- I got it!
- Great. Now get over there and spray Barge in the face.
- Eat this.
- Gah! Dangit!
- Sorry!
- Nooooooooooo!!!
- Good job buddy.
- Victory dance!
- No no no!
- I'm a superhero!
- $,. - $,.
Do we hear five? $,.
$, to the man right there.
Do I hear six? Anybody wanna pay $, for this towel?
- $,!
- $, to my dad
who is buying his own towel that's pretty weird.
Do I hear seven? Who will give me seven?
- $,!
- Ah geez, dad.
- Oh man, it feels good to have my body back.
- I'm a superhero!
- Jasper, you gotta stop saying that.
- No I don't-- I'm a superhero!
- $,!
- Hey! We got towels! Who needs towels?
- Wait, what!?!
- Towel shortage is over people!
Thanks to a superhero.
- Noo! Don't take these towels, you do not need them!!
I will reduce the charge!! I-I promise!!
No, I--
I almost had $,.
- Here. Dry your tears.
- Well hello there.
Look at your jaunty crown.
I think I'll call you... The King of Towels.
At your service, m'lord.
- Yes! C'mon Henry! - Finish her!
- Someone's finally gonna b*at Charlotte!
Someone's finally gonna dethrone the queen!
- FINISH HER!!!
- Dude, that was right in my ear.
- I'm gonna do it! I'm finally gonna--
Wait... What's happening... Stop... Wait...
Yo, I'm losing health... Where is this coming from...
I'm running... I'm running!!!
- Finish him. - Run away, Henry!
- D'oh!
- I was just about to b*at you...
- Well, sometimes the cat
likes to play with the mouse before she kills it.
- Yea. Well, sometimes the cat hurts the mouse's feelings.
- Alright Charlotte,
you've proven you can defeat boy hair.
Let's see how you do against fully grown man hair.
Bye-bye.
- Hey, has anyone seen the big toenail clippers?
What?
- Are you drying yourself with a rabbit?
- Yes. - Okay.
- I'll just ask the obvious question here...Why?
- Yeah, why? - Why not use a towel?
- Where are those big toenail clippers?
- Because I sent all of our towels to the cleaners
and they all got stolen.
- Oh yeah. Our towels got stolen too.
- Same with us.
- We haven't had towels at my house in years.
- Hey, you're getting rabbit water all over the Man-Floor!
- Sorry. Sorry...
- No, don't--uh...
- Okay. Maybe we should track down
whoever's stealing these towels.
- Pff. I don't care about a towel thief.
We fight real crime, okay?
We do important things. Heroic things.
Now can I please get back to b*ating a teenage girl
at a video game? Thank you.
- Okay! Bear versus Hair-- round two!
And...fight!
- Oh, okay...
How did you... hang on...
if I could just... why am I on fire?!?
- Finish him!!!
[ alarm beeps ]
- Emergency alert.
- Pause! Pause, pause. Emergency alert!
Game over-- doesn't count.
- What? Dude, I was just about to b*at you!
- I guess we'll never know.
Schwoz, who needs savin'?
- Someone is carrying a large load of towels
into an abandoned laundromat in the Old Washing District.
- Well, we've got to deal with this towel situation right away!
I thought you said that you didn't care
about the towel thief.
- That was then. This is now.
People change. Read a book.
C'mon, Kid. Let's pop some gum...
- So you don't have to lose to Charlotte. Chum.
- Wait wait wait.
You should take your new Battle Suits!
- Our whatsit now? - What's a battle soup?
- Noooo. Battle Suits!
I just invented them last night in the tub.
- Sorry, what'd he say?
- All right. - Woah!
- Aahh! It's still wet!
- What does a Battlesuit do?
- It makes you stronger, makes you punch harder,
and it kind of smells like French vanilla.
- Ooh!
- Uh, Schwoz...this is cute.
But uh, I don't know if you know this, but...
I'm a superhero. I have a super power.
- I also have a super power.
- See uh, I'm indestructible.
- I have super fast reflexes.
- And we both smell pretty nice on our own.
- We smell gooooood...
- Man, you guys have really gotten cocky lately.
- What?
- Cocky. You know, overconfident,
big ego, full of yourselves, compensating--
- I know what cocky means!
And, by the way... isn't cocky if it's true.
- Fact.
- Come on Kid Danger. Let's go fight some crime.
Ha ha--oof! - Are you okay?
- Just doing pre-fight push ups...
you know, like I always do.
- I've never seen you do that before.
- We all know you're lying.
- Push up contest! Let's go! One, two...
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- Which is why if you part your hair in same place
every time, eventually it will fall out.
- Wait dude, are you serious?
- That's what happened to Schwoz.
- Wow...Okay yea, so this is the place.
Um, I was thinking for the plan--
- Woah, hey. Let's just go in there
and do a little free form "jazz fighting".
- I'm sorry. What?
- You know! "Jazz fighting."
I'll go in there and be like,
Bada scoobedoobap pow!
- Oh yeah yeah yeah...
I'm picking up what you're putting down.
And I'll be like, bah-bah-bah...
- Yeah, and I'll be wa-pow!
- Do dee do do! - Wa pow, wa pow!
- Bow doo doo! - Bow bow bap!
Ba da ba da ba da...huh? - Dude? Dude?
- Do you think Charlotte's right?
- No! About what?
- Us. You know, maybe...maybe getting a little too cocky?
- Oh please.
C'mon I'm the least cocky person on the planet.
I'm like the LeBron James of being humble.
- Right.
- Touchdown.
- Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Let's go pound this clown.
- Yeah, all right. Here we go.
[ phone rings ]
- Oh sorry. It's my sister.
I'll just call her back.
- Nah, take it, we got time. I'll go warm up.
- Talk to me.
- Did you just say talk to me?
- I mean, uh... what's up?
- Do you have any towels at work?
- Ummmm, why?
- 'Cuz! There's hardly any towels left in Swellview,
so people are selling them online for a lot of money.
I could only find one stinkin' towel in our entire house.
- Piper, have you seen my World's Best Dad's Towel towel?
- Uhhh...yeah, I think it's in the backyard.
- Ah. That's where I left it!
- So do you have any towels or not?
- Uh, yeah.
I can getcha some towels...
I can getcha a lot of towels. - Really?!?
- Yea listen, I'll tell you what...
I'll be home in like half an hour.
Twenty minutes? Fifteen minutes?
- Great! See ya in fifteen minutes!
- Good-bye.
- Doo doo doo. Sca-bam!
- Woah! - Large man.
- Oooh! - Larger!
- Get. Away. From my towels.
- Yeah, this guy's pretty big, dude.
- So what?
The bigger they are, the louder they cry.
- Yeah, you're right, full send.
- I said get away from my towels!
- Yeah, I heard you. But listen to this!
- Uhhh, Captain Man?
- Huh. I did not think this was gonna happen.
Okay, you can man-handle a kid,
but just try to throw me through a window!
Ahhh!
I did not think that was gonna happen either.
- We might need a plan.
- Yeah, a plan might be good.
- Okay. Here's the plan-- you go back in there,
I'm gonna sneak around the back and try to find another door...
- Woah, woah, woah, you're the indestructible one.
And I'm pretty good at finding other doors, so...
- That's debatable. I've--
- Oh look, he's right here.
- Look buddy, you may be huge,
but I'm indestructible, alright?
So this is not gonna end wel--
Was that hair spray?
'Cause there's a very specific brand I use okay--
Woah, what's happening?
- I can't feel my arms and legs!
- Why can't I move?!?
- What did you spray us with?!?
- Flabber Gas.
Makes your muscles all... flabby.
- Do you have any... "back to normal" gas?
- No, but maybe there's some down in the sewer.
- Pfft. Unlikely.
Oh. I see. That's a clever way of saying
you're gonna throw me in the sewer.
Man this is not my day.
Ahhh!
- You're not gonna get away with this...
I'm sorry, what's your name?
- Barge. The name's Barge.
- Why are you stealing all these towels dude?
- [ high-pitched ] Don't tell him!
He doesn't deserve to know.
- Uhhhh...I'm so sorry, who are you talking
- My boss. The king of all towels.
- Shhh-wut?
- Now throw him down the sewer De'Bargerey
and bring more towels to your king.
Yes, your dryness.
- No no no! My talking towel says
you should let him go.
Ahhhhhhh!
- HOW AM I DOING?!?
- You are...shockingly bad at this game.
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
- Why do you have headphones on?
- I FIND THAT THE MUSIC--
I find that the music helps me fight better.
Ray: Get your hand off me! Henry: I'm in a separate bag!
Ray: I know that!
Henry: Then how could that be my hand?!?
- Okay, fine false alarm.
- I'm back!
- Did you find Ray and Henry?
- Yah, they're fine!
Ray: No we're not fine!
Henry: We were thrown through a window!
Ray: I also lost my car keys!
Henry: We are the opposite of fine!
- They're fine.
- Ewwwww!!! - Gross!
- You smell like my sister's barn!
- Well we were dumped in a sewer!
- By a giant named Barge
who takes orders from a towel!
- And we can't move our bodies!
- 'Cuz Barge sprayed us with Flabber Gas!
- Flabber Gas?!? - Yea!
- That's almost impossible to find.
How could a low-level towel thief
get some Flabber Gas?
- Who cares?!? Just fix us!
- Yeah, can you fix us Schwoz?
- Yah, of course.
- Yes! - You are the best, Schwoz.
- If I had that can of Flabber Gas.
- No! - You are the worst!
- Charlotte, please pick up my arm
and use it to smack Schwoz.
- Well I would...
but I need my hand to scratch my head.
Because I'm confused...
- Oh god, it's her lecture voice.
- Well if you don't want to listen to my lecture,
you are free to get up and walk away.
- Oooooooo, yas queen!
High-five because we can use our arms!
- Here's what I don't understand...
I thought you guys were superheroes...
with super powers...
- Henry, don't listen,
she's using our words against us!
- Wait, wait, wait, dude she might be onto something.
- God, it's already working!
- I just think that maybe if you guys weren't so cocky
that you would've beaten Barge and wouldn't have ended up
all smelly and flabby on beanbags.
- You don't know that.
- Dude, you know what, she's right.
But what are we gonna do now?
Barge is out there stealing towels
and we can't do anything about it
because we can't even move!
- CHARLOTTE, CAN YOU COME HELP ME b*at THIS GUY?!?
I CAN'T DO IT!
- Flyin' in.
- Dude, before you come into work tomorrow,
I'm gonna need you to go down to the sewer
and look for my car keys. - Dude, dude--
- It's got a Felix the Cat keychain--
- No, dude, Schwoz is making his "idea face."
- He is? That's great! - Yeah.
- Is he making the idea noise? - Uh...
- [ idea noise ]
- He's making the noise dude!
- I have an idea!
- YEAH SCHWOZ! - YES SCHWOZ!
- Charlotte, go get your mooshun capture suit!
- Flyin' out!
- So what's your idea, dude? - Where are you going?
- Where are you going with Schwoz?
- Why are you walking with purpose?
- Schwoz! Schwoz! - Schwoz! Schwoz!
- Well I didn't find my World's Best Dad's Towel towel,
but I did find this bush.
Which isn't drying me at all!
Wait, what are all you damp people doing in my kitchen?
- We're here to buy towels.
That girl said she had towels to sell,
but I don't see any towels anywhere.
[ murmuring ]
- Listen!
I understand your frustration
and I want you to know that your murmurs
are very important to us.
- Hey, there's my towel!
- I'll give you a hundred dollars for it!
- No. This is my towel.
It says World's Best Dad's Towel
and I bought it for myself as a Father's Day gift.
- Do I hear ?
- I'll give ya .
- !
- ! - !
- ! - !
- How are we doing, Schwoz?
- Yeah. Are we paired, yet? Why can't we move?
- What is taking so long?
- It was more difficult than I thought
to modify my Battlesuits to receive a signal
from the suits Jasper and Charlotte are wearing.
- How'd you even do that?
- I could explain it to you,
but Charlotte is the only one smart enough to understand.
- Hey! You think Charlotte's sooo smart?
- Yah.
- Yeah, you're right.
- If this works
then you two can control Captain Man and Kid Danger
just like you controlled the Bear and Hair
in the video game.
- Yeah yeah yeah.
And then they can send us to go find Barge
and make him throw in the towel.
- Oooo. That's good.
Remember that when we get there.
- Ooh. Something's happening.
- Whoah. Oh!
- This is so cool!
- We're one and the same!
- Let's not get carried away.
- Is this a bad time to say I have to pee?
- It's a very bad time.
- Then I will not say it.
- Watch this.
- What?! - This is crazy!
- Wait. These Battle Suits make you super strong right?
- Yeah!
- What are you doing?
- Whoah! - That was awesome!
- Eeeeeee!
- Look at me! I'm a superhero!
Taste my fists and smell my kicks!
- You're not a superhero!
- Raise your hand if you think Jasper is a superhero.
- Jasper, please put my hand down!
- Okay...
- Dangit!
- Ray and Henry should be approaching the laundromat now.
- Yeah, we can see everything
through the cameras in their masks.
- I'm a superhero! Kablam!
- Schwoz, I would like to trade.
I do not want Jasper controlling me anymore.
- Charlotte, walk me over to see if Barge is inside.
- Okay.
- And I smashed everything...
but I still couldn't find anymore towels.
- I can see him! Wow, he's...
he's really talking to a towel, isn't he?
- Yes, your dryness.
- Ray, check it out. Barge is inside
and he's talking to--
- Wooo!
- I hate my life.
- Jasper, quit it.
- Oooh! Is it time for fighting?
- Yes. Now...
last time, we didn't have a plan.
- That's right, Kid, we didn't.
But this time, we do have a plan.
- JASPERRRRRR DUNLOPPPPP!
- This is not the plannnn!!!!
- Sorry to barge in.
- I thought I Flabber Gassed you.
How are you two moving?
- You don't need to worry about that, De'Bargery.
- Yeah. But what you do need to worry about is...
our fists!
- Yeah...
You're gonna need all those towels
to wipe this punch off your face.
- Hhhhnnn! Gah...
- To anyone who's listening--
this would be the part
where we would normally start fighting!
- Oh sorry! - On it!
- No, no, no. You're in the door.
Turn me around.
- I-I'm trying!
- Yes that's it now kick.
He's in front of you, now kick him!
You are on the floor get up.
- Stop yelling at me!!
- Yea yea. He's to your right.
- Now where did they go?
Charotte, can you take control for me?
- Your other right!
- Captain Man I need your help!
- Why? Are we punching a washing machine?!?
- Sometimes in video games there's coins inside!
- This is not a video--
Oh wow, look at that.
- You think you got me?
- Well gas again!
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--
Nope.
- Finish him!!!
- Jasper, what did you do?!? - Sorry!
- Uh, a little help here.
- I'm doing stuff. It's just not working!
- Captain Man, I need help!
- What should I do?
- Grab the can of Flabber Gas and spray Barge in the face.
- Good good. Yes yes. Pick it up.
Just pick up the can!
- I'm trying!
- Jasper what is wrong with you?
- I'm starting to black out over here!
- It's right there! Pick it up!
- Stop yelling at me!
- Boy, if you can just pick up this can
and spray Barge, you will be a superhero.
- I got it!
- Great. Now get over there and spray Barge in the face.
- Eat this.
- Gah! Dangit!
- Sorry!
- Nooooooooooo!!!
- Good job buddy.
- Victory dance!
- No no no!
- I'm a superhero!
- $,. - $,.
Do we hear five? $,.
$, to the man right there.
Do I hear six? Anybody wanna pay $, for this towel?
- $,!
- $, to my dad
who is buying his own towel that's pretty weird.
Do I hear seven? Who will give me seven?
- $,!
- Ah geez, dad.
- Oh man, it feels good to have my body back.
- I'm a superhero!
- Jasper, you gotta stop saying that.
- No I don't-- I'm a superhero!
- $,!
- Hey! We got towels! Who needs towels?
- Wait, what!?!
- Towel shortage is over people!
Thanks to a superhero.
- Noo! Don't take these towels, you do not need them!!
I will reduce the charge!! I-I promise!!
No, I--
I almost had $,.
- Here. Dry your tears.
- Well hello there.
Look at your jaunty crown.
I think I'll call you... The King of Towels.
At your service, m'lord.