- In five... four...
three... two...
[ audience cheers ]
- Good evening, and welcome to...
[ all together ] Swellview's Got Talent!
- I'm Danny Chest.
- We love you Danny Chest!
[ cheers ]
- I get the same thing all the time.
- Allll right ladies, try to control yourselves.
- Man, that Danny Chest is handsome.
[ doorbell rings ]
Ooo!
- Sushi Dushi.
- Oh, good! But hang on a sec!
I'm watching television!
- Hey, what show is that? Swellview's Got Talent?
- Yeah! My daughter's on tonight.
She's gonna be dancing!
Oh. Well sure, I can stay.
Scoochie Doochie.
- Now, let's take a minute to say hello
to this week's celebrity judges!
Starting with chair number one...
everybody knows basketball's biggest superstar,
LeBron James!
[ audience cheers ]
So let's all welcome LeBron's childhood friend...
Vanessa Harris!
[ light applause ]
And next... - Hey hey hey,
they're about to introduce the boys!
- Ooo! - So exciting!
- The guys filling judges' chairs numbers two and three
are no strangers to anyone here in Swellview.
Now give it up for Captain Man and Kid Danger!
[ big applause ]
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Hi Danny Chest.
- Hey Danny.
- Chest.
- Ahaha... All right then...
Since we're nearing the end of this competition,
do you guys think that any of the performers this week
can b*at our current front-runner?
- Ooo...man, that's a tough one.
- That's uh, hard to say. - That's a hard one.
- Um, if I had to say, I'd say no.
- 'Cuz I could say yes, but the truth really is no.
- Unless you think... - But, I mean...
- Naw. No no no no. - Nope.
[ chuckling ]
- Well, clearly our judges think that our current front-runner,
Steven Sharp, is gonna be pretty tough to b*at.
And I'll show you why!
C'mon out here, Steven!
Last week, this guy wowed us with his talent
for throwing Cuban zip spikes.
Can you give us a little taste of that again?
- Of course.
How about I throw one at camera two?
- He-hey! Fantastic!
- Wow.
- Thank you! I'm Steven!
Thank you for applauding my talent!
- All right, let's bring out
our first new performer of the evening.
Please give an SGT welcome tooo...
Harry Hoagie!
- Hey there Harry. - What's up, Harry?
- I used to know LeBron James.
- So Harry...
tell us what we're gonna see you do tonight.
- Well, I'm gonna eat this entire foot submarine sandwich
in less than sixty seconds.
- Okay! Sixty seconds on the clock!
- Whooaaa... nice clock graphic.
- All right.
Ready...set...
[ all togther ] Go!
- Ahhhhhh....
AHHHH!
- Okay! That's uh... - Don't, don't, clap right now.
- I was just trying to be supportive.
- No that was not supposed-- - Sure that's not part of the...
- Yes. Nope. Not supposed to happen.
- Okay...not sure what's wrong with Harry.
But no worries! Because our next two performers
are about to dance their way into your hearts:
Here is Carl Markus and Piper Hart!
- There she is.
- So, how long have you two been dance partners?
- For about six months.
- And what's your favorite kind of dancing?
- The kind that wins Swellview's Got Talent.
- All right, well kids, let's see what ya got!
- Okay!
[ music plays ]
♪ Yeah watch me on the floor
♪ Hey hey hey
♪ Watch me on the floor
- No. No. Don't do that.
- Ba baa ahhhh.
- Obviously a major malfunction.
- Again? 'Cuz that's what the last guy did.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- Hey guys, come here!
- Okay. What do you got?
- All right. Check this out...
Last night, Henry's sister and two other performers
all freaked out in the exact same way.
First, the sandwich guy...
- Ahhhh!
- Just like Carl Markus and Henry's sister did.
- Maybe they all got sick.
- Nah, Piper was fine right before the show,
and she was totally fine right after.
- Well, if they didn't get sick
then somebody did something to them.
But why?
- And who?
- And where?
- At...at the show.
- Huh?
- You said, you said where. Right?
We-we know where.
At the show.
- Okay, do you always have to criticize me
when I'm trying to figure things out?
- Wait what? I was just, I was just--
- Y'know, sometimes a little encouragement
would be helpful, y'know?
A kind word?
Maybe a hug?
- Uh, I'm, I'm sorry.
Here you...you wanna hug, let's, let's hug...
- No not now, I don't want your hug now.
- What? Okay, you just said you wanted a hug.
I'm gonna' give you a-- - Yeah, when you WANT to, okay?
I don't want a hug from you
right after I tell you I want a hug.
I only want it to happen 'cuz you wanna hug me,
when it's your idea, not 'cuz I'd had to ask for it.
- Anywaaaaaay... so what's our plan?
- [ sighs ]Well, they're letting the people who passed out
last night perform again tonight.
- Oh.
So, you and Ray will be there as judges,
so just keep an eye out for anyone backstage--
- No no no no bad idea bad idea.
- Pardon?
- Henry and I are gonna be stuck at the judges table.
So, we can't sneak "backstage" to figure out what's goin' on,
what's the matter with you?
- Y'know...
sometimes I like kind words and hugs, too.
- Oh grow up.
- Well fine. Then let's hear your great idea.
- Sure.
During the show, you and Schwoz sneak backstage,
so you two can look around and try to figure out
what's goin' on. - Nah nah...
they only let the stage crew and performers backstage.
- True.
Charlotte, go buy yourself some boy dancing clothes.
- Huh? - Don't say huh just do it.
Schwoz...
go buy a blonde wig and a little girl's sequined jacket.
- Already got 'em!
- Now?
- Yeah, okay.
- We're gonna be live in five, people...
we are live in five minutes.
God I love this headset.
- Hey, hey...
there's my sister and her dance partner.
- Right. Let's get over there.
- Excuse me, Captain Man...?
- Uh. Yeah, what?
- Uh, I'm Steven Sharp.
- Oh yeah, how ya doin'?
- I'm talking to Captain Man.
- Oh. Well okay.
- Uh...What is that?
- Oh uh, this is my ferret, Fosset.
- Your ferret? - Fosset?
- He brings me good luck when I rub him.
And so I share my ferret with others,
so that all may have good luck.
- Cool.
Well, see ya.
- Have a good one.
- I was talking to Captain Man!
- Wow...okay.
- Hey look, it's the president of the Man Fans.
- Oh hey Captain Man!
I'm really sorry we spazzed out and fainted last night.
I have no idea what happened.
- We just started dancing and the next thing...
Wait what are you..?
- All right...
There.
- Charlotte, Schwoz, get in here.
- Okay... now you're Piper...
- And you're Carl.
- Fine. But I am NOT going out there and dancing.
- No. You won't have to.
We'll figure out who's sabotaging the performers
before you guys are called to go on.
- Right, so just hang out back here
and keep your eyes open.
- We'll do it.
- Hey, where you two goin'?
- Oh, we're judges. We're supposed to be out--
- Wait...Jasper?!?
- Yeah! Look! I'm here!
- Aww. - Why?!?
- To help!
- You're supposed to be at Junk-N-Stuff watching the store!
- Well I wanna help solve this crime!
- That's it, I'm gonna wreck this kid...
- Wait no!
ANNOUNCER: Sixty seconds to air.
- You don't have time! Jasper don't cause any problems!
All right? - Do you guys like my beard?
- Gi! - No. Hey hey hey!
- Let me hurt him!
Just let me hurt him!
Okay people! Places!
Take two! Hold the work!
Real beard! All right?
- My sandwich!
- I'm sorry!
Uh here... just hold on uh, uh...
- Ohhh Jasper.
- In five...four... three... two...
- Hey-yo!
And welcome again to...
[ all together ] Swellview's Got Talent!
All right.
I'm Danny Chest.
- We love you Danny Chest!
- Okaaay...
Now, last night we had some problems here.
So, tonight is gonna be a kind of "do-over" type deal.
Sound good?
- Cool, thanks for buyin' into the premise.
Okay! First up, this guy can actually eat a...
Uh-huh... oh really?
Apparently we had a "sandwich sitch" backstage,
so we're gonna show you that guy later.
And instead, we're gonna start off the show
with two amazing kid dancers: So let's bring 'em out!
Carl Markus and Piper Hart!
- Uh-oh.
- This should be interesting.
- No no no...we're not supposed to go on 'til later!
- There's been a change! You gotta go on now!
Okay! We're ready!
- No we're not!
- Piper and Carl!
On their way!
- C'mon!
- Wait! Wait!
The dancers need to pet my ferret for good luck
before they perform!
- There's no time!
- We failed.
Oh Fosset...
- All right, let's give Piper and Carl
some encouragement!
- Dude, we told 'em they wouldn't have to dance.
- I know.
- Well, Charlotte and Schwoz haven't even rehearsed!
What are we gonna do?!?
- Watch. Probably laugh.
Then judge.
- So, are you guys feeling better
after what happened last night?
- Uh, uh, yeah...much better.
- Hmmm... that doesn't look like Carl.
- All right kids, let's see what you got.
[ music plays ]
♪ Yeah watch me on the floor
- Uh, I just heard them say that you're performing next.
- Yeah. - Well then...
You'll need some good luck. Pet my ferret.
- Uh, I dunno man, it didn't work too well last night.
- Then pet harder. Here...
- Ferrets...ferrets... ferrets...
The Norwegian Ferret...
"Danger: Avoid contact with Norwegian Ferrets,
because they secrete powerful oils
that can cause strange reactions,
such as tongue-chewing, head vibrations,
and loss of consciousness."
Hey!
- Hello. Your beard looks fake.
- You're making the other performers pet your ferret
so they'll pass out, so then you can win first place!
- Ah. You figured that out, did you?
- Sure did.
- Well, so did he.
- Who? I don't see any--
- Yesssss. That's right.
Absorb my ferret's oil. Enjoy your nap.
- Hey! The spike thrower's attacking
our bearded production assistant!
- No I'm not!
- Uh, yeah you are! And that's against the rules!
- So? - So you're disqualified.
- Oh, uh...
Well uh, I guess I've lost then.
So, I suppose I'll just uh--
Ahhh! - Stop him!
- Stop the show!!!
- Thank you!
- Now Steven, you're not supposed to be on stage.
- You shut your stupid mouth, Danny Chest!
- Wow.
- Uh son, why don't you get off the stage 'til it's your turn.
- No! I came on this show to win back my girlfriend!
'Cuz Kid Danger stole her from me!
[ crowd gasps ] - Ahhhhh!
- Dude, I never stole your girlfriend.
- You did too! Back off Danny Chest!
- Hey!
- My girlfriend used to love me!
Until you got to be Captain Man's sidekick!
Then she got all obsessed
with the "cool, good-looking Kid Danger!"
- What-what she look like? Is she cute?
- She got a mom?
- You distracted my girlfriend, so now...
Prepare to eat spike!
CAPTAIN MAN: Steven! Don't be insane!
Kid Danger has hyper motility.
- Wait, what's that, some disease?
- Nooo! It's a superpower.
- It means that if he throws a Cuban zip spike at me,
I can just knock it away.
- Oh yeah? Let's see you try!
- Uh, is there a nurse in the audience?
- Could I switch seats with you?
- All right! Maybe I can't hurt Kid Danger...
or Captain Man...
...but I can hurt Danny Chest!
- You leave Danny Chest alone!
- Security! Security!
- Should we uh...? Maybe we should...
- Just jump in there? I mean we are super...
- Nah he's good. He's good. - They got it. They got it.
- No! No! I did it for my girlfriend!
I just wanted my girlfriend baaaack!!!
- Wow!
Well, you all just saw it, live, right here
on Swellview's Got Talent!
Piper Hart just saved my life!
- Danny Chest! I love you!
- What the butt happened?!?
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
03x19 - Swellview's Got Talent
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.