[ dog barking ]
[ sirens in distance ]
- Come on, man... - Shhhhh.
- Will you please just say yes? - Will you please shhhhh?!?
- I'll shhhhh if you teach me how to fly the Man-Copter.
[ phone beeps ] Come on--
- It's Charlotte.
Go for me. - Okay, it's confirmed.
You're looking for the Ballerino Brothers.
- I hate those guys. You know, they're not even brothers.
I don't get why you won't say yes--
- Do you get that I'm on the phone?
Uh! You do not snatch my phone like that!
- Will you please just teach me to fly the Man-Copter?
- What have I told you about using your
lightning fast reflexes to snatch my stuff?
- You promised me that you would.
- We will talk about it later. Right now, we need to--Ah!
- Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Nice tutu see you.
- Well, if it isn't the Ballerino Brothers.
- That's right.
And our favorite dance is the Nutcracker.
Sweet.
- 'Kay, what about Saturday morning?
You could teach me before work.
- You're too young to fly the Man-Copter.
- Ohhhh! Ohhh okay!
So I'm old enough to help you b*at up vicious ballet dancers,
but I'm not old enough to fly the Man-Copter?
- It's not a question of age,
it's a question of experience and training and--
- Uhhh...'scuze me?
Are we gonna fight,
or do you two need to see a couples' therapist?
- Perhaps both.
You dancing punks.
- Punks?!? We went to Juilliard!
- How could you say I'm too young?
- You're not ready!
You're just a side-kick.
- Oh. Oh really?
- Oh! Oh really.
- Oh. Oh oh yeah?
- Oh. Oh oh yeah.
- Oh. Okay... - Okay...
- Then let's make a deal. - Aw, what kinda "deal?"
- If I knock out both these Ballerinos, by myself...
- Haha okay... - Yeah! Then you...
have to teach me how to fly the Man-Copter.
- Kid, you--Okay, sure.
Tell ya what... I'm gonna sit over here.
You fight these guys by yourself.
- I will. - Good luck.
- No. I don't need luck. You know why?
- Ahhh!!!
- Wow, Kid. Way to block that...
with your head.
- Okay, Ballerinos...
Let's dance.
- Ah, dang it,
I told Schwoz to pack crunchy peanut butter.
- You watchin' this? - Yeah.
- Hey Ballerino, try usin' this.
- Hey! No no no. Why would you do--
- Ahhh! - Bravissimo!
- Hey! You can't help them b*at me up!
- Nah. Never said that!
- Juilliard!!!
- Now you have to teach me how to fly the Man-Copter.
- Nooo...no no.
- We had a deal!
- Yeah! The deal was you had to knock out both Ballerinos!
- I did! - No you didn't!
Look--that one's getting out the dumpster right now.
- [ groans ]
- Ahhhh! I'm allergic to peanuts!!!
- All right Kid, you win. - I know.
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
[ phone rings ]
- Hello, Junk-N-Stuff.
- Uh...Listen, I've called everywhere
Um...I'm looking for an astronaut's helmet,
filled with red plastic eggs.
- Uhhh...hang on...
- I have an astronaut's helmet,
filled with orange plastic eggs.
- That's not what I'm looking for! Bye!
- What a jerk.
- I didn't hang up yet!
- Ahhhh!
- Oh, hey Piper.
- I'm here on business.
- Is that my backpack?
- UTTT! Paws off.
- But that's my backpack.
- It could be. You wanna buy it?
- Nooo! I left that at your house
when I was studying with Henry.
- Exactly--my house,
which means this backpack is now legally my property.
- But that's not fair.
- Hey! Life isn't fair,
and never will be, so get used to it.
- Well...How much do you want for my backpack?
- I dunno-- bucks?
- Fift--I only paid for it!
- Well, I'm assuming you want the stuff inside, too.
- Come on!
- Look, I'm not trying to be mean
or anything like that.
All I'm saying is you...
Hey, what's that thing?
- That just came in.
It's a old cotton candy machine.
- Cotton candy?!? - Yep.
- I'll take it.
- Wait, I gotta find out how much it costs.
- Uh, it COSTS one backpack.
- Okay.
If you give me my backpack back,
you can have the cotton candy machine.
- Nooo, not 'til I'm sure it works.
Let's test it.
- All right...here.
I'll pour in some cotton sugar...
- Hey...
Where'd you get this astronaut's helmet,
filled with red plastic eggs?
- Awwwww, we had it!
- Hoohoohoo...
Hahaha! Yeah baby!
Henry Hart... in the pilot seat!
Let's go!
Chew! Pew pew pew! Pew! Pffddd...
- Move. - What? Dude!
- Beautiful morning, ey?
- You're supposed to let me fly.
- Well, I assume you know
the first rule of flying a helicopter.
- What? - Shuttin' up.
Now...flying a helicopter isn't for babies.
- What's your point?
- That you should read this manual, cover to cover.
- All right. I'll read that manual
if you swear on your life
that you read that manual before you flew a helicopter.
- 'Kay, you don't have to read the manual.
[ crash ] - Owww!
Who threw this manual?
- Uh so-so...some guy.
- Charlotte, will you please finish up the diagnostic test
so we can get this thing up in the air? Thank you!
- Oh, sure. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to waste your guys' time
while I was pulling this manual out of my eye.
- Apology accepted. - It's okay.
- Here's your manual. - D'ah!
- Hey, why are we taking this helicopter?
I thought we were gonna take the Man-Copter.
- Because...
Before you get to fly my super-cool Man-Copter...
which does exist...
You first need to learn on this rental helicopter.
- Okay, fine, whatever,
let's just start this thing, okay, I just wanna fly.
- Hey hey hey... it's not that easy.
- Oh it's not? - No, it's not.
I mean, for example... starting a helicopter...
nothing at all like starting a car.
As you can see, there are literally dozens
of buttons, levers and lights all over the dashboard,
and it takes time and experience...
Don't do that.
- But it started. - I know but don't do that.
- Okay. - Thank you.
- But it started.
- What? - Mmm??? What?
- Who started the helicopter!?
- Uhhh... - Henry did.
- Well, we're not really sure--
- We're very sure, it was Henry. - Well...
- Henry, did you start the helicopter?
- Uh. Maybe! I think so!
I'm pretty sure yeah! Why does it matter?
I didn't mean to! I'm sorry.
- Well, the next time you wanna start a helicopter,
I'd appreciate it if you'd please tell me,
so I can move my head away from the large spinning blades!
- Dude, she's mad, so just take off.
- Just hit the thing and lift off.
- Wait! Hold on! - Here we go!
- Flying away? You're flying away?!?
Wait, hold on...
- Oh, no, bye! - Byeee!
- I was in the middle of expressing my thoughts!
Wait, hold on! Don't you lift off!
- Ohh, can't hear you! - Oh, it's really loud.
- Like wow, really loud. - Because of the blades...
- Dont go without me! Come back!
- We can't come back!
- We don't know how it works!
- You do too know how it works!!!
- Back in a few!
- Now, as you can see,
one of the most important things about flying a helicopter
is keeping the helicopter high off the ground,
or, in more technical terms,
- Dude! Dude! - Air--
- You said I could fly!
- Well yeah but first, I gotta teach you!
- Then teach me while I'm flying!
- Aaaahhh...all right,
you think you're ready to fly this thing?
- Yeah, I really do!
- All right, let's switch places.
- Okay! - Yeah you coming to me?
- Okay, yeah yeah yeah... - Come over here.
- Counter-clockwise... - What, no, I go--
- Counter-clockwise... - You go clockwise--
- I go counter-clockwise! - All right, all right...
- Watch the banana! - Whoah, whoah!
- You take the banana! - I got the banana...
You get the stick. Got it? - All right, all right...
- No, no, no! - You got it, you got it!
- All right! - Ahhh! Oh!
- Aww gosh! There goes my banana.
Woo! Hahaha!
Yeah! Woo! This isn't so hard!
- Yeah, just be careful.
- Yeah, no prob-- Hey, that's my soda!
- Yeah, well, I'm drinkin' it. - No no, you better not!
- Don't tell me what I can and cannot drink, Henry--
Whoah--no!
Dang it!
- Schwoz... just come pick me up!
Because Ray and Henry left me here
and I don't know when they're...
Soda!!!
- HEY! IT'S NOT COOL TO DROP SODA BOTTLES FROM TH--
D'ah, they can't hear me.
- Mmmmm, look at all that cotton candy.
I'm gonna eat that cotton candy.
- Well be careful,
you don't wanna eat too much sugar.
- Haha, there's not that much sugar in cotton candy.
- Yeah there is.
- Okay, what's your shirt made of?
- Cotton.
- And is there any sugar in your shirt?
- Wh...Well, no.
- Then what are you talking about?!?
- Nothing. All right? Now, just gimme my backpack.
- Sure, just gimme bucks.
- No no no no no, we made a deal, all right,
you give me my backpack for the cotton candy machine.
- Now it's for arguing.
- It's not fair to change the deal!
- I need twenty bucks AND the cotton candy machine
or else you d-- - Ahhhhhh!!!
- Whooaa, awesome!
- No! It's not awesome, the machine's gone crazy!
- So turn off the machine.
[ grunting ]
- Aw! No-no!
The lever broke! I can't turn it off!
- Then pull the plug.
- Wait, what?!? - Ulch...
- Here! Here!
Eh! Eh! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
- Nope.
- Wait! Charlotte! Help us!
- Don't help me, I'm fine.
- What happened in here?!?
- We turned on the cotton candy machine,
and now we can't turn it off!
- Well, how much cotton sugar did you put in there?
- These two jugs.
And about eight more.
- Jasper. Why would y--Ugh...
All right. Don't worry about it.
- Why don't worry?!? - Because...
it's gonna stop eventually.
- Ooo, then what?!?
- Then...we'll gather up all the cotton candy,
put it outside that door, then we get the hose,
and spray down the cotton candy, so it all washes away.
- Hey! Y'know what we can do in the meantime?
- No, what? - What can we do?
- Wooohoooo!!!
- She makes a good point.
- Wooooo! Yeah!
- Wooooo! Hahahaha!
Yo! Yo-yo-yo! Helicopters are heli-fun!
Y'know what I'm sayin'? - Yeah.
- Y'know what I'm sayin'? - Yeah I know what you're sayin.
- Y'know what I'm sayin'? - I know what you're saying!
- Hey hey... look look look!
We're not that far from Junk-N-Stuff!
- Yeah so?
- So c'mon, let's fly over the shop
so Charlotte, Schwoz and Jasper can see us!
- Uh, no no no.
No. The answer is no.
- Ah, yeah... of course the answer is no.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- That you're against fun.
- What?!?
- You hate fun.
You're a fun-k*ller.
- No I'm not.
I love fun.
- Then let's fly over Junk-N-Stuff.
- No, 'cuz I think we should fly over Junk-N-Stuff.
- What, yeah, that's what I want to do.
- Yeah, haha, after I wanted to.
- Uh, what, what?
- J-just just be quiet and fly over Junk-N-Stuff
so we can have some fun! All right!
I'm just trying to have some fun, okay?
I mean, unless you're against fun.
- Nah, I'm pro-fun.
- Oh! Oh yeah... yeah, sure, sure.
'Cuz I'm... 'Cuz I'm pro-fun.
- What? - Nothing.
Just fly.
- [ grunting ]
Moving a thousand pounds of cotton candy is hard work.
- Well, y'know what'll make it easier next time?
- What?
- If you DON'T dump ten entire jugs of cotton sugar
into the cotton candy machine all at once.
- Y'know, anyone can criticize.
- Yeah, but I'm really good at it.
Now, I'll get the rest of that cotton candy over there,
and you get that pile.
- To the pile!
Ahhhhhh!!! - What?!?
- I...I felt something!
There's an animal in there!
- An animal?
- Piper?!? - Oh my god!!!
- Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
- What's wrong with her?!?
- I...I think she's in a cotton candy coma.
- Ohhh, I love it.
- Ha! All right...
this is officially the most fun I've ever had.
- Yeah. Just keep flying towards Junk-N-Stuff.
I'm trying to make a list for the supermarket.
- Oh, sorry.
- 'Kay I need meat...
I need peanut butter... crunchy.
assorted crackers...
- Henry!!!
- Whoa whoa what, geez man, what?!?
- You don't look through binoculars
while you're flying a helicopter!
- Oh...
But I saw some cheerleaders down there!
Look, cheerleaders! - I don't care what y--
Cheerleaders? - Yeah!
- Gimme those. - What? Oh.
- Ohhhh yeah. Uh-huh.
That is a cheerful group of ladies.
- Hey! Hey hey hey!
- What's up?
I bet those cheerleaders would love
to take a selfie with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- Yeah, I bet they would.
[ blowing bubbles ]
- Lookin' good, Captain Man.
- Feelin' good, Kid Danger.
- All right, I'll take us down and land by the cheerleaders.
- Uh, no no no. Let-let me land.
- Nah, it's cool. I can land.
- Have you ever landed a helicopter?
- Uh...Well no but--
- Okay, so you've never landed a helicopter,
but somehow, you know exactly how to land a helicopter.
- Uh...I don't think it's that hard to land a helicopter.
- Well, it's very hard to land a helicopter.
And that's why I'm gonna do it.
- No! No! No! You just wanna land
so you can show off in front of the cheerleaders!
- Hey guess what, you're right,
now switch places with me.
- What? No! No!
- Hello, this is your Captain speaking.
Now get outta that seat!
- No! I wanna land it myself!
- Henry, I'm not playing! - Hey! No!
- Move out of that seat! - What are you doing?
- Move! Get out of there! - You did not just touch me!
- Hey...I think that's the helicopter Ray rented.
- Oh yeah. Uh! Let's wave.
- Hiiiiiii!!! - Hey guys!!!
- Hey down here! - Look at us!
- Outta' that seat!
I am the man! You are the child!
Do you understand-- WAHHHHhhhh
AAHHHhhhh...
- Okay...Okay...
It's all good. It's okay..It's okay...
He's indestructible...
so it's not a problem...
that he flew outta the helicopter...
- Hey...did Ray and Henry
throw somethin' out of the helicopter?
- Yeah... looks like a...
a Captain Man action figure.
- Oh yeah. It does.
[ faint screaming ]
- Wait...do you hear something?
- Uh, yeah. Sounds like...
That's not an action figure!
- Oh my god, it's Ray!
- Uh, d'ah, uh, d'umm...uh...
- Wait wait wait! - What?!?
- He's gonna land on the cotton candy!
- Oh yeah, he is!!!
- This is perfect! - I know!
It's so serendipitous.
[ screaming gets louder ] - Ooo, he's about to land!
- Come on! Come on Ray!
You can do it! Right in there!
Right in that big pile... - You'll be fine!
- AHHHH--oof.
- So close. - Mhm...
- Owwwwww!
I'm okay.
- Okay...soooo...
where do you guys wanna go?
- We wanna go wherever you wanna go.
[ giggling ]
- Good answer.
[ screams ] - Whoa! Whoa!
Oh wow, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I didn't--I did not mean to do that.
I'm so sorry.
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
03x13 - License to Fly
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.