- Previously on Henry Danger...
- Someone left this note in my locker.
- What's it say? - It says "I know your secret".
- That's right Henry. I know.
- Jasper thinks that's Henry's secret?
- What other secret does Henry have?
-Hey kid, we have a little emergency.
- Jasper left the note! - I know.
- You're Kid Danger!
- Yeah.
You knew that. Ooh...
- We have to erase Jasper's memory.
- Uh, what? - No.
We leave Jasper the way he is,
or else... I can't be Kid Danger anymore.
- Wait, does that mean you're saying...
- Yes, Jasper can keep his stupid brain the way it is.
- Ooh! I can even help you fight bad guys and stuff.
- Uh, well... - That's not a good idea.
- C'mon, it's my dream!
- I don't know about this, man, I dunno.
- C'mon, it's gonna be great.
- Oh, that's exactly what you said when you talked me
into eating one of those "women's energy bars".
Then I couldn't stop reading books about princesses!
- Dude, I've known Jasper my whole life.
- That does not mean he's qualified to have a job here.
D'ah!
[ alarm blares ]
- Oh, hey. Happy Saturday morning.
- Yo. - Maybe you're happy.
- Char, will you tell Ray that Jasper
working at Junk-N-Stuff isn't gonna be a problem?
- I can't tell lies before breakfast.
- Here ya go.
- What's this? - Lady bar.
- Scrambled eggs.
-Scrambled eggs.
[ computer beeps ]
- Oh, he's here.
[ Ray groans ]
- Hey, what's up. - Hey!
Jasper Dunlop, here to see Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- Shh! - D'oh!
- Did ya hear that?
He's gonna blab all our secrets to the whole world!
- No, not after we show him our video.
- Fine!
Just get him down here, get him down here!
- Hey, I think something's wrong with the auto-snacker.
- What's the problem?
- I ordered scrambled eggs
and I'm still standin' here, eggless.
- Well, I'm stressed out! I need my wireless headphones.
- What about the...
Scrambled eggs!
Eggs-o-day scramble-dee-oh-so!
-Mashed potatoes.
- Wh-- what did I say that sounded anything
like mashed potatoes?
Ray!
- I'm sorry, I need to listen to my meditation music
and calm down my inner parts.
- Ooh, here we go.
- Om... My God I'm freakin' out.
- All right. Where are my scrambled eggs?
- Om...maha is not the capital of Nebraska.
[ screams ]
- Help! Get me out of here!
- Omm...makasi is when you let your sushi chef
choose your sushi for you.
[ screaming ]
- Why are you wearing a tie?
- Oh, 'cause it's my first day at work
and I wanna make a good impression.
- Take off the tie.
- My tie.
- Whoa, the back room.
- Uh-huh.
- Now, don't get scared.
- Dude, this ain't my first elevator ride.
- Yeah, okay.
[ Jasper screams ]
[ elevator beeps ]
- Oh.
- Okay, I got him.
- Hey boss!
- Good morning, Jasper.
- Guess what I'm wearing.
- A goofy tie?
- No, what I'm wearing down here.
- Okay.
- Son, I uh... don't wanna know...
- Captain Manderpants!
- Henry?
- Put your underwear back in your pants,
you're making him uncomfortable.
- Uh, where'd Charlotte go?
- I dunno, probably somewhere.
[ Charlotte screams ]
- Now, Jasper...
- Yes, Captain! - First, never do that.
Secondly, if you're gonna work upstairs in Junk-N-Stuff,
the most important thing to remember
is to never reveal my identity, or Henry's.
- I get it.
- You will get it.
When you watch this video.
-Never tell the secret.
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
If you're watching this video,
that means you know their true, secret identities,
Ray Manchester and Henry Hart.
- I love that pic of us. - Yeah, we look good.
- Help!
-Revealing the secret could have terrible consequences.
Such as tragedy.
The end of the Earth as we know it.
And loss of bladder control.
- Aw, no!
[ Charlotte screams ]
- And now, a personal warning to you,
from Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- Never reveal the secret.
- Or this could happen to you.
- Hey friend! Guess what?
Captain Man is really Ray Manchester.
And Kid Danger, why he's really
a boy named Henry Hart.
Ain't that a juicy secret?
[ giggles ]
-Don't do it.
- Any questions?
- How'd you guys get that watermelon to talk?
- Help!
- Wait, what was that... - Help me!
- Charlotte!
- I'm uncomfortable!
- Help me get her outta here!
- Charlotte!
You're not supposed to crawl into the machine!
[ alarm blares ]
- Uh-Oh!
- What's going on?
[ Henry groans ]
- There's an emergency at the airport.
- Ooh, is a flight delayed?
- No!
- C'mon, Kid...
- What are you guys gonna do?
- We've got a crime to thwart. - At the Swellview Airport.
- Whoa. Do you guys plan those rhymes?
- Uh, no. No. - No. They're super organic.
- Wait, what about Charlotte?
- Hey Charlotte, how's it goin' in there?
- It's going bad!
Get me out of this thing!
- We can't-- we've got an emergency.
- I'm an emergency!
- Well, I mean, can you breathe okay?
[ muffled shouting ]
- Okay, what'd she say?
- Uh, I'm pretty sure she said,
"Hey, I'm good, you guys go do whatcha gotta do."
- Okay. Don't worry, Char.
Schwoz'll be back here in, like, two or three hours!
- Two to three hours?
- Wait!
What am I supposed to do while you guys are out fighting crime?
- Just go up to Junk-N-Stuff and watch the store!
- But I have some questions about my job.
- We'll answer all your questions right after
we say "up the tube".
- Up the tube! - Up the tube!
- Okay, um...
When a customer comes into the store, am I supposed to--
Well, this is dumb, they're not even here.
- It all just kind of happened.
I wanted an afterschool job.
But then, an indestructible superhero hired me
to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
- Call it. - Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
- Ha!
And according to officials, the elderly woman failed
to engage her safety bar, which is what caused her
to go flying out of the roller coaster
and crashing into a corn dog stand.
- Uh... hang on, we have some breaking news.
- Ooh, what's happening?
- Shh! Shut up, shut up...
Okay, this just in...
Captain Man and Kid Danger have stopped a criminal
who was trying to smuggle a container of
highly aggressive bugs called Zom-bees,
insects that att*ck humans by flying into their ears,
then feeding on their brain matter.
- OMG, they eat your brain?
- Don't worry, Mary, you have nothing to worry about.
[ grunting ]
- Okay, I've got the head!
[ grunting ]
- Oh, what a pretty fish you have!
- You're squeezing my head too hard!
- Well, what you want me to do?
- Let go! - 'Kay-kay.
[ Charlotte screams ]
- Uh, did Charlotte just get sucked into--
- Relax, I'll get her out in a minute.
Why do you have that thing?
- This thing is a fiñata. - [ fiñata buzzes ]
- Yeah, see, it's like a piñata, but, like, fish-themed.
- I know what a fiñata is.
- Well, I bet you don't know that this fiñata
is filled with live Zom-bees.
- Ayee!
You can't bring Zom-bees into the Man Cave!
If that fiñata breaks, they will fly into our ears
and munch on our brains!
- We know.
- Yeah, so, how do we get rid of it?
- Take it upstairs to Junk-N-Stuff.
I'll call animal control and have 'em come
pick up that fiñata of death.
- Okay, I'll bring it upstairs.
- Don't forget to change your clothes.
- Oh yeah.
- Hey hey! - Geez, Henry!
- Be careful with that thing!
- Guys, chill out. I'm not gonna drop it.
- Do you have it? - Yeah.
- Are you good? - It's fine.
- Are you good? - Ray... it's fine.
- Okay.
- Here you go.
And, here's your receipt. - Thank you.
- And enjoy your vintage waterbed.
- I will. And so will my cats.
- Uh, you want I should help you carry that to your car?
- Please. - I got it.
- It's so heavy.
- Well, probably vintage water inside.
- You're so helpful.
- Well, you're so nice. - Oh stop.
- Are those real? - What?
- Your earrings. - Oh, yes.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Hey, Jasper? Yo, Jasp?
[ communicator beeps ]
- Hey, what's up?
- Schwoz and I are tryin' to pull Charlotte
out of the auto-snacker and we need another pair of hands.
- Okay, I'll be down in a sec.
♪ You know I flaunt ya, 'Cuz girl I really want ya ♪
♪ And you lookin' nice
♪ You got me cooler than a bag of ice, now freeze... ♪
- ♪ Freeze, freeze, freeze
♪ Now go
♪ Drop it fast and move it real slow, oh!♪
♪ What?
♪ You smell so fruity, I'm a pirate and you're my booty ♪
♪ Arg
- Oh my God. Are you rapping?
- Yeah.
- Well, don't.
- Hey, I work here now, so you have to be nice to me.
- No, I'm here as the customer,
so you have to be nice to me.
- No-- - The customer is always right!
- Yes, ma'am.
- Hey, we're gonna be late. - Late for what?
- A birthday party for our friend.
So help us pick out a present, would ya?
- Does she like dogs? - Yeah?
- This is a dog skeleton.
Woof, woof, woof.
We'll keep looking.
- Hey, is this a fiñata?
[ fiñata buzzes ]
- Ooh, cool. How much for the fiñata?
- Lemme check...
- We don't care if it's a boy or a girl.
- I'm checking for a price tag!
I don't see one anywhere.
- Good, then it's free, thanks.
- Wait, I didn't say you girls could--
- The customer is always right!
- Okay, you may take it.
- Pull!
[ grunting, shouting ]
- She's still stuck!
[ shouting ]
[ Charlotte screams ]
- Well, how are we gonna get her outta there?
- Ehhh... - Hey... how 'bout this?
- Charlotte.
-Charlotte.
[ Charlotte screams ]
- Hey! - Hey!
- It's a girl!
- You okay?
- No, I am not okay!
And I still never got my scrambled eggs.
-Scrambled eggs.
- You uh...
Ya got some...
[ communicator beeping ]
- That's Jasper, upstairs.
Hey Jasper, what's up?
- There's two guys here from animal control,
asking about some Zom-bees?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, Jasper.
The Zom-bees are inside the purple fiñata.
- Oh. I sold the fiñata.
- Great, then just give it to-- You sold the fiñata?
- Yeah. And a waterbed.
- Wh-- Well, who'd you sell it to?
- Piper. - Pi--?
My sister?
- Do you realize what'll happen
if those Zom-bees get outta that fiñata?
- Okay, okay, don't worry about it!
I'm sure Piper just, like, took it home
and put it in her room or something.
[ girls shouting ]
- How?
How could you give my sister a fiñata full of death bugs?
- I didn't know there were bugs in it!
- Well, there are!
There's at least fifty Zom-bees inside that fiñata!
- Okay, yelling at Jasper isn't gonna help anything.
- Thank you.
- Do you realize how dangerous those bees are?
- Yah! They fly into your head, through your ears,
and then they feed upon your brain!
- You should not have worn that tie.
- Okay, just...
Did my sister say she was going anywhere?
- Uh... yeah.
Some friend of hers' birthday party!
- Oh yeah, uh... Gabby Birch!
- Who's Gabby Birch? - Her friend!
C'mon, let's blow and go.
- No, are you insane? - What?
- We can't just run in there as Captain Man
and Kid Danger and be like, "Hey kids!
"We're here at the party because we were worried that
"some k*ller bugs might fly into your heads
and eat your brains, happy birthday, Gabby!"
- All right, all right, then...
We just gotta sneak in, grab the fiñata,
and get outta there fast.
- Okay. - Oh, c'mon!
- What?
- How are you guys gonna sneak into a birthday party
without being seen?
[ kids chattering ]
- Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray! - What, what?
- They're whacking the fiñata!
[ Ray gasps ]
- I don't get why this stupid fiñata won't break.
- Here, I found a shovel.
- Whack it, Piper!
- Dear God, she's using a shovel.
- Hello...?
- Uh...
- Hey. - Hi. How are you?
- I'm Mrs. Birch, the birthday girl's mom.
- How are you doing?
- Okay, so, which one of you is Burples,
and which one is Schmuütz?
- Uh, I'm Burples. - I'm Burples.
- I'm Schmuütz. - Schmuütz.
- I okay... - He's Schmuütz.
I'm Burples most the time.
You know, we swap. - We trade off.
[ laughs ]
- You two really are clowns.
- Thanks a lot. - Yeah, okay.
- Well... I'll just leave the entertainment
up to you guys, then.
- That'll be great, ma'am, thank you.
- Yes, we are professional clowns.
- Okay.
- Dang it, they're gonna break that thing open any second!
- Uh... Ooh, I got a plan. I got a plan.
Hey kids! Hey!
Over here, kids!
- What are ya doin'? - Shhh!
- What?
- You wanna know what's more fun than whackin' a fiñata?
- Tell us.
[ chattering ]
- Whackin' Burples the clown!
- No, no. No, no, no, no.
- You're indestructible! - So?
- So just take it!
[ screaming ]
[ screaming continues ]
- Take that!
[ Ray screaming ]
- Oh, the kids are having such fun.
- Why do you have a brick?
[ kids screaming ]
- Where are your parents?
- Come on!
[ kids screaming ]
- Another backyard fulla stupid kids.
- I hate kids' birthday parties.
- Maybe we can steal some good presents.
- Yeah, that'd be nice.
- Uh... who are you people?
- We're the clowns.
- But, I thought--
- Hey, hey, who are those clowns?
- Hey!
- That clown ain't supposed to be here!
- Yeah, we booked this job!
- Huh?
- Uh, look, uh...
there's a perfectly rational explanation--
- Why don't you shut up and get outta here!
- Uh, are you guys threatening me?
- Maybe.
- Ah!
Oh, that's it.
You're goin' down, clown.
- Come on!
- Clown fight! Clown fight!
- Clown fight! Clown fight!
Clown fight! Clown fight! Clown fight!
Clown fight! Clown fight! Clown fight!
[ chanting continues ]
- The Zom-bees!
[ screaming ]
- It's hurting my brain!
- They're k*lling us!
- Uh...
- Happy birthday, Gabby.
- We hope you have more. Okay, we gotta go.
- Whoa, clowns? Mister clowns?
- Yeah, what's up? - Yeah, what's up?
- You're supposed to stay and entertain
the children until five o' clock.
That's two more hours.
- Oh. Uhhh... - The thing about that is...
- Hey!
Gabby wants you clowns to make some stuff with balloons.
- Oh!
- But we.. got to go. - Uh...
- So do it.
- Look kids, airplane.
- Uh...
Look, I made an X.
[ coughs ]
- Uh, excuse me.
How much longer do we have to be here?
- An hour and fifty-five minutes.
- Oh, God.
[ oven bell ]
- Mmm...
03x01 - A Fiñata Full Of Death Bugs
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.