01x16 - The Road To Ka-Larry
Posted: 03/31/24 18:42
♪♪ ♪ Skiddly ahh bop bow,
Get upple on a wubble,
Buzz into a bubble,
Wubble on the double,
And take your face
To a wubbulous place,
Scuttle on a shuttle,
Waddle in a puddle ♪
♪♪ Ow!
♪♪ ♪ Through the middle
Of the muddle,
And dance your feet down
To wubbulous street,
Flip, float, flop, and drop,
Bottoms up down to the top,
Insides, outsides,
Here and gone,
When you get to the end,
You go on and on ♪
♪♪ Ooh!
♪♪ Yeah!
♪♪ Ha ha ha ha ha!
♪♪ Ew!
♪♪ ♪ Scuttle on a shuttle,
Waddle in a puddle,
Through the middle
Of the muddle,
And dance your feet down
To wubbulous street ♪
♪♪ Hello.
♪♪ ♪ Get upple on a wubble,
Buzz into a bubble ♪
♪♪ Yeah!
♪♪ Tighten up, get loose.
♪♪ ♪ In the wubbulous world,
In the wubbulous world
Of dr. Seuss ♪
Of dr. Seuss ♪ ♪♪ yeah.
♪♪ Yeah.
♪♪ [Scats] ahh!
My collection of boxes--
Some rare, some not.
Containers for all kinds
Of stuff that I got.
Now, I was looking for--
♪♪ Is this the one?
♪♪ No, that's too small.
♪♪ Oh, well.
♪♪ Hey, how about this one?
♪♪ No, that's not it at all.
Sorry.
Ah, now, that's the one!
That's the one I was seeking.
[Groans]
♪♪ Hey, I can see you're
Excited.
No need for speaking.
♪♪ Aah!
[Crashes]
♪♪ Obviously overcome with joy.
♪♪ Phew!
[Grunts]
Phew!
♪♪ This box isn't mine.
How it got here, who knows?
But one thing I do know
Is where this box goes.
Is where this box goes. [Birds singing]
[Birds singing]
♪♪ Our finest citizens
All concur
If a job's to be done,
They say, "get her!"
Yeah, that's what they say,
And so, sue snue,
That's why i, mayor stovepipe,
Have selected you
To be our goodwill ambassador
To the royal court of ka-larry!
♪♪ Wow! I've never been
A goodwill ambassador before.
What do I have to do, your
Honor?
♪♪ Merely deliver a precious
Treasure to her royal majesty,
Queen regina of ka-larry, on
The anniversary of her
Coronation.
♪♪ Oh, is that all?
♪♪ Armand!
♪♪ Coming, your honor!
♪♪ First, a one-of-a-kind, rare
Coin. Hey, do you recognize
The face?
♪♪ Well, if I'm not mistaken,
Mayor stovepipe, that's queen
Regina's great-great-great-great
Grandmother.
♪♪ Yeah, yeah. It was minted on
The occasion of her triumphant
First ukulele recital.
♪♪ Wow.
♪♪ Uh-huh. And next, a bottle of
Rare bath oil unearthed from
The ruins of the ancient bathtub
Of the grand duchess kelly of
Ka-doola.
♪♪ Ohh. [Sniffs] wow!
It smells springtime fresh!
♪♪ You bet it does! But that's
Not all. There's more!
♪♪ Really?
♪♪ Yes.
♪♪ You're kidding?
♪♪ And now, an extremely
Valuable, one-of-a-kind postage
Stamp picturing prince marcello
Of picone.
♪♪ Being shot out of a cannon?
♪♪ Yep. Don't try that at home,
Sue snue. [Laughs] ahh.
And finally, the golden donuts
Of solla sollew, each karats.
♪♪ Really?
♪♪ It's true!
♪♪ Oh. I thought gold only goes
Up to karats, your honor.
♪♪ Yeah. That's what makes these
Donuts so special.
♪♪ Ohh. Well, those are some
Great gifts, mayor stovepipe!
♪♪ I'll say!
Yeah, armand.
♪♪ Hmm?
♪♪ Thank you.
♪♪ Hmm! Well!
[Sighs]
♪♪ Ahh. Now, sue snue--
♪♪ Yeah?
♪♪ As our goodwill ambassador,
It is your duty to present this
Gift-box from the people of our
Fair town to queen regina of
Ka-larry.
♪♪ In person? Personally?
♪♪ In person, personally. She's
Expecting you.
♪♪ Um, your honor, this is kind
Of a big job. Ka-larry is a long
Way away, and I've never even
Left topperville. How will I
Know where I'm going?
♪♪ Uhh...uh...
Ahh, sharp thinking, sue snue.
Oh, you're going to make a fine
Ambassador. Uh, I'll arrange
A diplomatic escort for you.
Armand!
♪♪ Which one's the brake?
♪♪ Be careful.
♪♪ What?
♪♪ Oh! Don't hit the mayor!
Don't hit the mayor!
♪♪ Don't worry, don't worry.
Found it. Hi, mayor.
♪♪ Hiya, boys!
♪♪ Get out. Get out. Go.
♪♪ Oh. Ok.
♪♪ Sue snue...
♪♪ Yeah?
♪♪ I want you to meet mr. Fox.
♪♪ Hello.
♪♪ And mr. Knox, the finest--
♪♪ Dry cleaners...
♪♪ Brick layers...
♪♪ Physicists...
♪♪ Tuba players...
♪♪ And freelance cheese slicers.
♪♪ But only cheese we can
Identify.
♪♪ Yep.
♪♪ Uh, I thought you gentlemen
Ran a diplomatic delivery
Service.
♪♪ We're not finished.
♪♪ Ahh.
♪♪ And the finest bonded,
Well insured...
♪♪ Lowest risk and best
Secured...
♪♪ Diplomatic courier and
Delivery service...
♪♪ In the entire city.
♪♪ More or less.
♪♪ Excellent. Gentlemen, this is
Sue snue, our goodwill
Ambassador to the court of
Queen regina of ka-larry.
♪♪ [Gasp] your excellency!
♪♪ Um, hi.
♪♪ Ambassador snue will--
♪♪ [Gasp] your excellency!
♪♪ You can stop that now, guys.
♪♪ As you wish.
♪♪ Thanks.
♪♪ Now, ambassador snue...
♪♪ [Gasp] your exc--
♪♪ Aah! Will explain everything
On the way.
♪♪ Cellency.
♪♪ All right, all right, all
Right. I want you to remember
The most important thing.
♪♪ Oh! Don't leave cheese in
Your car on a hot day?
♪♪ Good one.
♪♪ Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah,
That's important, too. But
What I was going to say was
Do whatever it takes to deliver
This box to the queen.
♪♪ Whatever it takes!
♪♪ Whatever it takes!
♪♪ Whatever! But, um, where are
We going?
♪♪ In the car.
♪♪ You're going to ka-larry.
♪♪ We're going to ka-larry!
♪♪ We're going to ka-larry!
♪♪ We're going to--
Where's ka-larry?
♪♪ Don't worry.
♪♪ Bon voyage! Good luck!
♪♪ Bye, mayor.
♪♪ ♪ We're on our way
To ka-larry,
And we haven't got a care,
We're on our way to ka-larry,
And we won't stop
And we won't stop till we're there
Till we're there
♪♪ Sue snue's a new ambassador
♪♪ This kid has got ambition
♪♪ I have a special package
To deliver, that's my mission
♪♪ For those of you
Who came in late,
We call that exposition,
And we're on our way
To ka-larry!
To ka-larry,
To ka-larry,
To ka-larry, we're on our way!
Oh, we're on our way
To ka-larry,
And we won't stop
Till we're there,
And we won't stop
Till we're there,
Oh, we're on our way
Oh, we're on our way to ka-larry ♪
To ka-larry ♪
[Pops]
♪♪ Uh-oh. The tire!
♪♪ Oh, boy. What a predicament.
Stranded in the desert with
Nothing around for miles and
Miles. Ohh.
♪♪ Oh, uh, except that pay phone
Over there. Uh...
♪♪ Let's see here. Hey, maybe
There's something in the truck
That might help.
♪♪ Uh, guys, there's a pay phone
Over there.
♪♪ Well, let's see. There's
A blueberry muffin, a clock that
Ain't tickin', an old life
Preserver--hey! And this rubber
Chicken. Catch!
♪♪ I was looking for this
Chicken!
♪♪ Oh, we're going to be stuck
Here forever.
♪♪ Yeah, with a broken truck and
Miles and miles of sand...
♪♪ And that pay phone over
There?
♪♪ Yeah.
Hey, look! A pay phone over
There. Your excellency, we found
You a pay phone! Ha?
♪♪ My heroes.
♪♪ Anybody got a coin?
♪♪ No.
♪♪ Check your pockets.
♪♪ Ok. Uh, I don't have any
Pockets. I don't have any pants.
[Whimpers]
[Sighs]
♪♪ Hmm.
Oh!
♪♪ No coin. How are we going to
Make a phone call?
[Hums]
♪♪ Got a rubber chicken.
♪♪ That doesn't help us.
♪♪ Couldn't hurt.
♪♪ Operator, could you call me
A taxi?
♪♪ Ok. You're a taxi!
♪♪ [Gasps] hey, that's not bad.
Can I use that?
♪♪ [Sighs] what in the world are
We going to do?
♪♪ I don't know. Hey, you think
The pay phone will accept
An iou?
♪♪ Ok, thanks. See you soon.
I'll wear a white carnation so
You know it's me. [Laughs]
Anybody know where I can find
A white carnation?
♪♪ Who did you call?
♪♪ Yeah.
♪♪ A taxicab. It will be here
Soon.
♪♪ Oh, my partner, the genius!
Hey, I thought you said you
Didn't have a coin.
♪♪ I didn't.
♪♪ Ah.
♪♪ You didn't!
♪♪ I just said that. I didn't
Have a coin, but then, I found
One.
♪♪ Don't tell me--the coin in
The box?
♪♪ Oh, of course not!
♪♪ Phew!
♪♪ The coin that used to be in
The box.
♪♪ What? You took the coin from
The box? That coin was
A valuable gift for the queen!
♪♪ Wow. That call must have cost
A fortune.
♪♪ Oh, no. I'm going to be in
Trouble.
♪♪ Hey, look, the mayor did say
"Do whatever it takes," huh?
♪♪ Yeah, but--
[Brakes squeal]
[Horn honks]
♪♪ Who ordered a cab?
♪♪ I did.
♪♪ Where's your white carnation?
♪♪ I don't have one.
♪♪ Then how do I know it's
Really you?
♪♪ I can vouch for him.
He's him.
♪♪ Oh, all right, but stay where
I can see you. Where to?
♪♪ Sir, it's very important that
We get a gift to regina,
The queen of ka-larry.
♪♪ Yeah.
♪♪ Well, I can bring you to
The lighter-than-air-port. From
There, you'll have to take
A zeppelin to ka-larry.
♪♪ Then that's what we'll do.
♪♪ ♪ We're on our way
To ka-larry,
And we won't stop
Till we're there ♪
[Engine rattles and bangs]
[All exclaim]
♪♪ We stopped!
♪♪ Are we there?
♪♪ No, we're not there.
[Grunts]
Ahh. Ohh. So that's why the car
Won't run. [Grunts]
We're out of oil.
♪♪ Well, I've got a rubber
Chicken.
♪♪ Actually, that's mine.
♪♪ Hey. Let's let the chicken
Decide. Well, harlan?
♪♪ Stop arguing about a rubber
Chicken.
♪♪ Sorry, your excellency.
♪♪ Please, don't call me that.
♪♪ Please, don't call me that. ♪♪ Oh, sorry, your excellency.
♪♪ Oh, sorry, your excellency.
♪♪ Oh, sorry, your excellency. ♪♪ Here, try this. Ahh?
♪♪ Here, try this. Ahh?
♪♪ Now, I need to find some oil.
[Engine starts]
♪♪ Whoa!
♪♪ The engine, it's running!
You said we were out of oil.
♪♪ We were.
♪♪ You said you didn't have any
More.
♪♪ I didn't. But you did.
♪♪ Oh, no. Don't tell me.
♪♪ I found some in the box.
♪♪ How could you? That was rare
And exotic bath oil from
The grand duchess kelly of
Ka-doola.
♪♪ So that's why the engine
Smells so springtime fresh.
♪♪ I'm letting everyone down.
Mayor stovepipe will never speak
To me again.
♪♪ So, that's a good thing, huh?
♪♪ Listen. From now on, don't
Take anything out of this box.
Ok?
♪♪ Ok.
♪♪ Hey, this ain't no picnic.
Let's get on our way.
Come on. Snap it up.
I don't have all day.
I don't have all day. [All exclaim]
[All exclaim]
♪♪ Attention, passengers.
Welcome to flight , non-stop,
I hope, to the kingdom of
Ka-larry.
♪♪ Ooh, I wonder when we'll get
There.
♪♪ I wonder what they're serving
For lunch.
♪♪ I wonder if this thing is
Safe.
♪♪ In the almost unlikely event
Of a water landing, please do
Not splash your fellow
Passengers.
♪♪ Ohh.
♪♪ Sit back and enjoy
The flight, and thank you for
Flying...
[Harmonica plays]
♪♪ ♪ Lighter-than-air-lines
♪♪ Nice.
♪♪ ♪ Oh, we're on our way
To ka-larry!
To ka-larry,
To ka-larry,
To ka-larry we're on our way!
We're on our way to ka-larry,
And we won't stop
And we won't stop till we're there ♪
Till we're there ♪
♪♪ Oh, uh...ahem. I didn't want
To interrupt your song, but I
Regret to inform the passengers
That due to the oncoming
Approach of an unscheduled
Mountain, we're about to be
Smashed to smithereens.
♪♪ Smashed to smithereens?
♪♪ Ohh.
♪♪ Thanks again for flying...
[Harmonica plays]
♪♪ ♪ Lighter-than-air-lines
And always remember our slogan,
"Don't panic."
[All screaming]
♪♪ What's a smithereen?
♪♪ What's a smithereen? [All screaming]
[All screaming]
[Grunting]
♪♪ Where do you want them?
♪♪ Oh, I don't know. Uh, order
Some more boxes and put them
Inside. Ahh, boxes. Ooh, hey,
That reminds me. I seem to
Recall that sue snue was in some
Kind of predicament.
♪♪ Ooh.
[All screaming]
♪♪ We're about to crash!
♪♪ What will we do?
♪♪ Well, we have to throw
Something overboard to make
The ship lighter.
♪♪ It's all right, everyone.
I'm about to make the ultimate
Sacrifice.
[Both gasp]
[Gasps]
♪♪ No!
♪♪ Yes! Arrividerci, harlan!
Mwah! I shall miss you.
[Gasps]
[Crying]
♪♪ Aww!
♪♪ Uh, that was very courageous
Of you, but if we want to clear
The mountain, we have to throw
Something heavy overboard.
♪♪ Yeah. Yeah.
♪♪ Mm-hmm. Why's everybody
Looking at me?
♪♪ Ugh. There must be something
We can throw overboard.
Everybody look around, ok?
Yeah. Hmm.
[Indistinct]
♪♪ [Gasps] hmm.
♪♪ [Gasps] we're going to hit
The mountain!
[All exclaim]
♪♪ Wait a minute. We're going
Higher! And higher!
All: we did it!
♪♪ We made it over the mountain.
Well, how did we--[gasps] no!
Don't drop that--
Karat gold donut.
♪♪ Sorry. I didn't think you'd
Mind. They're not very tasty.
[Sighs]
♪♪ Ambassador snue! We're still
Alive!
♪♪ Oh!
♪♪ Yeah, but we just threw away
A fortune in gold. And I'm going
To have to face the music.
♪♪ Hey, great idea! Music!
[Banjo playing]
♪♪ ♪ Oh, we're on our way
To ka-larry,
And we won't stop
Till we're there ♪
♪♪ Yeah.
[Sighs]
♪♪ We're there. Attention,
Passengers. We are now over
The kingdom of ka-larry.
♪♪ We did it!
♪♪ We're there!
♪♪ Am I going to get it.
♪♪ Unfortunately, due to
The decreased ballast and change
In air pressure, we're unable to
Land.
♪♪ Maybe that's good. If we
Don't land, I won't get into
Trouble.
♪♪ In fact, we will continue to
Rise uncontrollably until
The air becomes unbreatheable
And we'll all suffocate.
♪♪ That's not so good.
♪♪ Oh, I don't know. If we all
Suffocate, you probably won't
Get in trouble, either.
♪♪ During this unexpected delay,
Please enjoy a movie and
A complimentary bag of peanuts.
And thanks again for flying...
[Harmonica plays]
♪♪ ♪ Lighter-than-air-lines
♪♪ But--but--
♪♪ I wonder what the movie is.
♪♪ Hey.
♪♪ You've got to radio for help!
♪♪ We don't have a radio.
♪♪ Then signal for help!
♪♪ Mm-hmm.
♪♪ We don't have a signal.
♪♪ Send out a flare!
♪♪ We don't have any flares.
♪♪ What do you have?
♪♪ Complimentary postcards.
♪♪ Then we'll postcard for help.
♪♪ Hey!
♪♪ Ok. Um, "to whom it may
Concern, help! My friends and
I are in an out-of-control
Zeppelin and cannot land. Very
Truly yours, goodwill ambassador
Susan bocks dutter..."
♪♪ Uh, kid, the air's getting
A little thin up here.
♪♪ Oh, right. Sorry. Um...
Signed, "sue snue."
♪♪ [Gasps] wait. There's
An archer down there. He could
Use his bow and arrow to let air
Out of the zeppelin.
♪♪ Good idea. We'll send him
That card.
♪♪ But how are we going to find
A mailbox up here?
♪♪ Would you--
♪♪ [Coos and grunts]
Waldo f. Sterling, carrier
Pigeon first class, her
Majesty's postal service,
Court of ka-larry.
♪♪ I don't believe it.
Could you deliver this to
Regina's royal archer for us?
♪♪ Oh, sorry. Can't mail that
Card.
♪♪ Why not?
♪♪ Well, no stamp. Rule -,
"No royal mail shall be
Delivered without proper
Postage."
♪♪ I guess not. I don't suppose
Anybody has a stamp?
♪♪ No.
♪♪ Of course not. But I do.
♪♪ [Gasps] you mean--
♪♪ You're not going to--
♪♪ "Whatever it takes"
Is what I was told.
I've already lost
The coin, oil, and gold.
And now, I'm afraid,
And now, I'm afraid, the stamp, too, must go.
The stamp, too, must go.
Now, please take this message
To the archer below.
♪♪ Yes, ma'am.
♪♪ I hope you realize that this
Is a valuable, one-of-a-kind
Stamp.
♪♪ I treat all my mail with
Equal importance. From mountains
High to deserts low--
♪♪ Would you just deliver it
Already?
♪♪ Check! I'd better hurry.
The air's getting pretty thin up
Here. To the royal archer!
Wahoo-hoo-hoo!
[Sighs]
♪♪ Now, all we have to do is
Wait.
♪♪ Then we'll be rescued, and
You can give queen regina
Whatever's left in the box.
♪♪ Yeah. What is left in
The box?
♪♪ Yeah?
♪♪ [Gasps] nothing?
♪♪ A box full of nothing? Well,
At least you know it's something
She doesn't already have.
[Hissing]
♪♪ What was that?
♪♪ I don't know. Let's take
A look.
♪♪ Bull's-eye! [Laughs]
♪♪ It's the royal archer of
Ka-larry! He shot an arrow into
The zeppelin! I think we're
Landing!
♪♪ Attention, passengers. We are
Now making our final approach to
Ka-larry. Please raise your
Seats to their upright
Position. And once again--
♪♪ We know. "Thank you for
Flying--heh--
♪ Lighter-than-air-lines"
♪♪ Hey, hey. Isn't this great,
Sue? You'll be standing in front
Of regina, the queen of
Ka-larry, in no time. [Laughs]
Ka-larry, in no time. [Laughs] ♪♪ yeah. Great.
♪♪ Yeah. Great.
[Sighs] it's all my fault.
I've let down the mayor,
I've let down my hometown.
Who knows what the international
Consequences will be?
I'll be the laughing stock of
All ka-larry.
[Trumpet fanfare]
♪♪ It is time for your audience
With her most exquisite majesty,
Regina, the beautiful queen of
Ka-larry.
♪♪ [Gasps]
Oh, boy.
♪♪ Come along.
[Indistinct talking]
♪♪ Sue snue.
Psst.
♪♪ Hmm?
♪♪ [Sighs] um, your majesty,
I had some problems--no, no, no.
Your majesty, I have something
To tell you--no, that's not it
At all. Your majesty, a funny
Thing happened on the way to
Ka-larry--no, that's not right.
[Sighs]
Your majesty, i--
♪♪ How did you ever know?
♪♪ I beg your pardon?
♪♪ Sue snue, you are a wonder!
That box is the most precious
Gift I ever could have dreamed
Of.
♪♪ But--well, but there's
Nothing in it.
[All gasp]
♪♪ When I started on my way to
See you, mayor stovepipe filled
It with all sorts of valuable
Things. And--and now, it's
Empty. It's worthless!
♪♪ Worthless? My dear girl,
This box is far from worthless.
♪♪ It is?
♪♪ When I was just your age, my
Father gave me this very box. In
It, I kept the things that were
Most precious to me, my real
Treasures.
♪♪ You mean your priceless
Jewels?
♪♪ Oh! Well, not exactly. Let me
See. I had a feather, a tennis
Ball, jacks, and a glass
Marble. I lost the box on
A diplomatic tour. I never
Dreamed I would see it again.
Sue snue, you have filled me
With such joy and elation,
I hereby proclaim
A sue snue celebration!
[Cheering]
[All talking at once]
♪♪ ♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ Thank you!
Thank you!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ Thank you!
Thank you!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
You always come through
♪♪ The mayor said
"Whatever it takes"
♪♪ That's right!
♪♪ That's what you did!
♪♪ With a little help
From all my friends
♪♪ Sue snue,
You're one smart kid
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ Thank you!
Thank you!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ Thank you!
Thank you!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
You always come through
♪♪ Sue snue,
Your lovely present...
♪♪ Give the queen a lift! Unh!
♪♪ Who'd have thought
An empty box
Would be a priceless gift?
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ You're welcome! ♪
♪♪ Hey, congratulations,
Sue snue!
♪♪ Thanks, mr. Cat.
♪♪ You're welcome.
♪♪ But, uh, I got a question.
♪♪ What's that?
♪♪ How did mayor stovepipe ever
Find the box that queen regina
Lost all those years ago?
♪♪ Hmm. Search me. [Chuckles]
♪♪ [Gasps] bye.
♪♪ Bye.
♪♪ ♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ You're welcome!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ And so are you!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ You're welcome!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ You're welcome, too!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ Oh, you're welcome!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue! ♪
♪♪ Yes, who'd have thought
An empty box
Would give the queen
Such pleasure? Hmm!
The things that mean
The most to you,
Now, they're
Now, they're the richest treasure.
The richest treasure.
Get upple on a wubble,
Buzz into a bubble,
Wubble on the double,
And take your face
To a wubbulous place,
Scuttle on a shuttle,
Waddle in a puddle ♪
♪♪ Ow!
♪♪ ♪ Through the middle
Of the muddle,
And dance your feet down
To wubbulous street,
Flip, float, flop, and drop,
Bottoms up down to the top,
Insides, outsides,
Here and gone,
When you get to the end,
You go on and on ♪
♪♪ Ooh!
♪♪ Yeah!
♪♪ Ha ha ha ha ha!
♪♪ Ew!
♪♪ ♪ Scuttle on a shuttle,
Waddle in a puddle,
Through the middle
Of the muddle,
And dance your feet down
To wubbulous street ♪
♪♪ Hello.
♪♪ ♪ Get upple on a wubble,
Buzz into a bubble ♪
♪♪ Yeah!
♪♪ Tighten up, get loose.
♪♪ ♪ In the wubbulous world,
In the wubbulous world
Of dr. Seuss ♪
Of dr. Seuss ♪ ♪♪ yeah.
♪♪ Yeah.
♪♪ [Scats] ahh!
My collection of boxes--
Some rare, some not.
Containers for all kinds
Of stuff that I got.
Now, I was looking for--
♪♪ Is this the one?
♪♪ No, that's too small.
♪♪ Oh, well.
♪♪ Hey, how about this one?
♪♪ No, that's not it at all.
Sorry.
Ah, now, that's the one!
That's the one I was seeking.
[Groans]
♪♪ Hey, I can see you're
Excited.
No need for speaking.
♪♪ Aah!
[Crashes]
♪♪ Obviously overcome with joy.
♪♪ Phew!
[Grunts]
Phew!
♪♪ This box isn't mine.
How it got here, who knows?
But one thing I do know
Is where this box goes.
Is where this box goes. [Birds singing]
[Birds singing]
♪♪ Our finest citizens
All concur
If a job's to be done,
They say, "get her!"
Yeah, that's what they say,
And so, sue snue,
That's why i, mayor stovepipe,
Have selected you
To be our goodwill ambassador
To the royal court of ka-larry!
♪♪ Wow! I've never been
A goodwill ambassador before.
What do I have to do, your
Honor?
♪♪ Merely deliver a precious
Treasure to her royal majesty,
Queen regina of ka-larry, on
The anniversary of her
Coronation.
♪♪ Oh, is that all?
♪♪ Armand!
♪♪ Coming, your honor!
♪♪ First, a one-of-a-kind, rare
Coin. Hey, do you recognize
The face?
♪♪ Well, if I'm not mistaken,
Mayor stovepipe, that's queen
Regina's great-great-great-great
Grandmother.
♪♪ Yeah, yeah. It was minted on
The occasion of her triumphant
First ukulele recital.
♪♪ Wow.
♪♪ Uh-huh. And next, a bottle of
Rare bath oil unearthed from
The ruins of the ancient bathtub
Of the grand duchess kelly of
Ka-doola.
♪♪ Ohh. [Sniffs] wow!
It smells springtime fresh!
♪♪ You bet it does! But that's
Not all. There's more!
♪♪ Really?
♪♪ Yes.
♪♪ You're kidding?
♪♪ And now, an extremely
Valuable, one-of-a-kind postage
Stamp picturing prince marcello
Of picone.
♪♪ Being shot out of a cannon?
♪♪ Yep. Don't try that at home,
Sue snue. [Laughs] ahh.
And finally, the golden donuts
Of solla sollew, each karats.
♪♪ Really?
♪♪ It's true!
♪♪ Oh. I thought gold only goes
Up to karats, your honor.
♪♪ Yeah. That's what makes these
Donuts so special.
♪♪ Ohh. Well, those are some
Great gifts, mayor stovepipe!
♪♪ I'll say!
Yeah, armand.
♪♪ Hmm?
♪♪ Thank you.
♪♪ Hmm! Well!
[Sighs]
♪♪ Ahh. Now, sue snue--
♪♪ Yeah?
♪♪ As our goodwill ambassador,
It is your duty to present this
Gift-box from the people of our
Fair town to queen regina of
Ka-larry.
♪♪ In person? Personally?
♪♪ In person, personally. She's
Expecting you.
♪♪ Um, your honor, this is kind
Of a big job. Ka-larry is a long
Way away, and I've never even
Left topperville. How will I
Know where I'm going?
♪♪ Uhh...uh...
Ahh, sharp thinking, sue snue.
Oh, you're going to make a fine
Ambassador. Uh, I'll arrange
A diplomatic escort for you.
Armand!
♪♪ Which one's the brake?
♪♪ Be careful.
♪♪ What?
♪♪ Oh! Don't hit the mayor!
Don't hit the mayor!
♪♪ Don't worry, don't worry.
Found it. Hi, mayor.
♪♪ Hiya, boys!
♪♪ Get out. Get out. Go.
♪♪ Oh. Ok.
♪♪ Sue snue...
♪♪ Yeah?
♪♪ I want you to meet mr. Fox.
♪♪ Hello.
♪♪ And mr. Knox, the finest--
♪♪ Dry cleaners...
♪♪ Brick layers...
♪♪ Physicists...
♪♪ Tuba players...
♪♪ And freelance cheese slicers.
♪♪ But only cheese we can
Identify.
♪♪ Yep.
♪♪ Uh, I thought you gentlemen
Ran a diplomatic delivery
Service.
♪♪ We're not finished.
♪♪ Ahh.
♪♪ And the finest bonded,
Well insured...
♪♪ Lowest risk and best
Secured...
♪♪ Diplomatic courier and
Delivery service...
♪♪ In the entire city.
♪♪ More or less.
♪♪ Excellent. Gentlemen, this is
Sue snue, our goodwill
Ambassador to the court of
Queen regina of ka-larry.
♪♪ [Gasp] your excellency!
♪♪ Um, hi.
♪♪ Ambassador snue will--
♪♪ [Gasp] your excellency!
♪♪ You can stop that now, guys.
♪♪ As you wish.
♪♪ Thanks.
♪♪ Now, ambassador snue...
♪♪ [Gasp] your exc--
♪♪ Aah! Will explain everything
On the way.
♪♪ Cellency.
♪♪ All right, all right, all
Right. I want you to remember
The most important thing.
♪♪ Oh! Don't leave cheese in
Your car on a hot day?
♪♪ Good one.
♪♪ Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah,
That's important, too. But
What I was going to say was
Do whatever it takes to deliver
This box to the queen.
♪♪ Whatever it takes!
♪♪ Whatever it takes!
♪♪ Whatever! But, um, where are
We going?
♪♪ In the car.
♪♪ You're going to ka-larry.
♪♪ We're going to ka-larry!
♪♪ We're going to ka-larry!
♪♪ We're going to--
Where's ka-larry?
♪♪ Don't worry.
♪♪ Bon voyage! Good luck!
♪♪ Bye, mayor.
♪♪ ♪ We're on our way
To ka-larry,
And we haven't got a care,
We're on our way to ka-larry,
And we won't stop
And we won't stop till we're there
Till we're there
♪♪ Sue snue's a new ambassador
♪♪ This kid has got ambition
♪♪ I have a special package
To deliver, that's my mission
♪♪ For those of you
Who came in late,
We call that exposition,
And we're on our way
To ka-larry!
To ka-larry,
To ka-larry,
To ka-larry, we're on our way!
Oh, we're on our way
To ka-larry,
And we won't stop
Till we're there,
And we won't stop
Till we're there,
Oh, we're on our way
Oh, we're on our way to ka-larry ♪
To ka-larry ♪
[Pops]
♪♪ Uh-oh. The tire!
♪♪ Oh, boy. What a predicament.
Stranded in the desert with
Nothing around for miles and
Miles. Ohh.
♪♪ Oh, uh, except that pay phone
Over there. Uh...
♪♪ Let's see here. Hey, maybe
There's something in the truck
That might help.
♪♪ Uh, guys, there's a pay phone
Over there.
♪♪ Well, let's see. There's
A blueberry muffin, a clock that
Ain't tickin', an old life
Preserver--hey! And this rubber
Chicken. Catch!
♪♪ I was looking for this
Chicken!
♪♪ Oh, we're going to be stuck
Here forever.
♪♪ Yeah, with a broken truck and
Miles and miles of sand...
♪♪ And that pay phone over
There?
♪♪ Yeah.
Hey, look! A pay phone over
There. Your excellency, we found
You a pay phone! Ha?
♪♪ My heroes.
♪♪ Anybody got a coin?
♪♪ No.
♪♪ Check your pockets.
♪♪ Ok. Uh, I don't have any
Pockets. I don't have any pants.
[Whimpers]
[Sighs]
♪♪ Hmm.
Oh!
♪♪ No coin. How are we going to
Make a phone call?
[Hums]
♪♪ Got a rubber chicken.
♪♪ That doesn't help us.
♪♪ Couldn't hurt.
♪♪ Operator, could you call me
A taxi?
♪♪ Ok. You're a taxi!
♪♪ [Gasps] hey, that's not bad.
Can I use that?
♪♪ [Sighs] what in the world are
We going to do?
♪♪ I don't know. Hey, you think
The pay phone will accept
An iou?
♪♪ Ok, thanks. See you soon.
I'll wear a white carnation so
You know it's me. [Laughs]
Anybody know where I can find
A white carnation?
♪♪ Who did you call?
♪♪ Yeah.
♪♪ A taxicab. It will be here
Soon.
♪♪ Oh, my partner, the genius!
Hey, I thought you said you
Didn't have a coin.
♪♪ I didn't.
♪♪ Ah.
♪♪ You didn't!
♪♪ I just said that. I didn't
Have a coin, but then, I found
One.
♪♪ Don't tell me--the coin in
The box?
♪♪ Oh, of course not!
♪♪ Phew!
♪♪ The coin that used to be in
The box.
♪♪ What? You took the coin from
The box? That coin was
A valuable gift for the queen!
♪♪ Wow. That call must have cost
A fortune.
♪♪ Oh, no. I'm going to be in
Trouble.
♪♪ Hey, look, the mayor did say
"Do whatever it takes," huh?
♪♪ Yeah, but--
[Brakes squeal]
[Horn honks]
♪♪ Who ordered a cab?
♪♪ I did.
♪♪ Where's your white carnation?
♪♪ I don't have one.
♪♪ Then how do I know it's
Really you?
♪♪ I can vouch for him.
He's him.
♪♪ Oh, all right, but stay where
I can see you. Where to?
♪♪ Sir, it's very important that
We get a gift to regina,
The queen of ka-larry.
♪♪ Yeah.
♪♪ Well, I can bring you to
The lighter-than-air-port. From
There, you'll have to take
A zeppelin to ka-larry.
♪♪ Then that's what we'll do.
♪♪ ♪ We're on our way
To ka-larry,
And we won't stop
Till we're there ♪
[Engine rattles and bangs]
[All exclaim]
♪♪ We stopped!
♪♪ Are we there?
♪♪ No, we're not there.
[Grunts]
Ahh. Ohh. So that's why the car
Won't run. [Grunts]
We're out of oil.
♪♪ Well, I've got a rubber
Chicken.
♪♪ Actually, that's mine.
♪♪ Hey. Let's let the chicken
Decide. Well, harlan?
♪♪ Stop arguing about a rubber
Chicken.
♪♪ Sorry, your excellency.
♪♪ Please, don't call me that.
♪♪ Please, don't call me that. ♪♪ Oh, sorry, your excellency.
♪♪ Oh, sorry, your excellency.
♪♪ Oh, sorry, your excellency. ♪♪ Here, try this. Ahh?
♪♪ Here, try this. Ahh?
♪♪ Now, I need to find some oil.
[Engine starts]
♪♪ Whoa!
♪♪ The engine, it's running!
You said we were out of oil.
♪♪ We were.
♪♪ You said you didn't have any
More.
♪♪ I didn't. But you did.
♪♪ Oh, no. Don't tell me.
♪♪ I found some in the box.
♪♪ How could you? That was rare
And exotic bath oil from
The grand duchess kelly of
Ka-doola.
♪♪ So that's why the engine
Smells so springtime fresh.
♪♪ I'm letting everyone down.
Mayor stovepipe will never speak
To me again.
♪♪ So, that's a good thing, huh?
♪♪ Listen. From now on, don't
Take anything out of this box.
Ok?
♪♪ Ok.
♪♪ Hey, this ain't no picnic.
Let's get on our way.
Come on. Snap it up.
I don't have all day.
I don't have all day. [All exclaim]
[All exclaim]
♪♪ Attention, passengers.
Welcome to flight , non-stop,
I hope, to the kingdom of
Ka-larry.
♪♪ Ooh, I wonder when we'll get
There.
♪♪ I wonder what they're serving
For lunch.
♪♪ I wonder if this thing is
Safe.
♪♪ In the almost unlikely event
Of a water landing, please do
Not splash your fellow
Passengers.
♪♪ Ohh.
♪♪ Sit back and enjoy
The flight, and thank you for
Flying...
[Harmonica plays]
♪♪ ♪ Lighter-than-air-lines
♪♪ Nice.
♪♪ ♪ Oh, we're on our way
To ka-larry!
To ka-larry,
To ka-larry,
To ka-larry we're on our way!
We're on our way to ka-larry,
And we won't stop
And we won't stop till we're there ♪
Till we're there ♪
♪♪ Oh, uh...ahem. I didn't want
To interrupt your song, but I
Regret to inform the passengers
That due to the oncoming
Approach of an unscheduled
Mountain, we're about to be
Smashed to smithereens.
♪♪ Smashed to smithereens?
♪♪ Ohh.
♪♪ Thanks again for flying...
[Harmonica plays]
♪♪ ♪ Lighter-than-air-lines
And always remember our slogan,
"Don't panic."
[All screaming]
♪♪ What's a smithereen?
♪♪ What's a smithereen? [All screaming]
[All screaming]
[Grunting]
♪♪ Where do you want them?
♪♪ Oh, I don't know. Uh, order
Some more boxes and put them
Inside. Ahh, boxes. Ooh, hey,
That reminds me. I seem to
Recall that sue snue was in some
Kind of predicament.
♪♪ Ooh.
[All screaming]
♪♪ We're about to crash!
♪♪ What will we do?
♪♪ Well, we have to throw
Something overboard to make
The ship lighter.
♪♪ It's all right, everyone.
I'm about to make the ultimate
Sacrifice.
[Both gasp]
[Gasps]
♪♪ No!
♪♪ Yes! Arrividerci, harlan!
Mwah! I shall miss you.
[Gasps]
[Crying]
♪♪ Aww!
♪♪ Uh, that was very courageous
Of you, but if we want to clear
The mountain, we have to throw
Something heavy overboard.
♪♪ Yeah. Yeah.
♪♪ Mm-hmm. Why's everybody
Looking at me?
♪♪ Ugh. There must be something
We can throw overboard.
Everybody look around, ok?
Yeah. Hmm.
[Indistinct]
♪♪ [Gasps] hmm.
♪♪ [Gasps] we're going to hit
The mountain!
[All exclaim]
♪♪ Wait a minute. We're going
Higher! And higher!
All: we did it!
♪♪ We made it over the mountain.
Well, how did we--[gasps] no!
Don't drop that--
Karat gold donut.
♪♪ Sorry. I didn't think you'd
Mind. They're not very tasty.
[Sighs]
♪♪ Ambassador snue! We're still
Alive!
♪♪ Oh!
♪♪ Yeah, but we just threw away
A fortune in gold. And I'm going
To have to face the music.
♪♪ Hey, great idea! Music!
[Banjo playing]
♪♪ ♪ Oh, we're on our way
To ka-larry,
And we won't stop
Till we're there ♪
♪♪ Yeah.
[Sighs]
♪♪ We're there. Attention,
Passengers. We are now over
The kingdom of ka-larry.
♪♪ We did it!
♪♪ We're there!
♪♪ Am I going to get it.
♪♪ Unfortunately, due to
The decreased ballast and change
In air pressure, we're unable to
Land.
♪♪ Maybe that's good. If we
Don't land, I won't get into
Trouble.
♪♪ In fact, we will continue to
Rise uncontrollably until
The air becomes unbreatheable
And we'll all suffocate.
♪♪ That's not so good.
♪♪ Oh, I don't know. If we all
Suffocate, you probably won't
Get in trouble, either.
♪♪ During this unexpected delay,
Please enjoy a movie and
A complimentary bag of peanuts.
And thanks again for flying...
[Harmonica plays]
♪♪ ♪ Lighter-than-air-lines
♪♪ But--but--
♪♪ I wonder what the movie is.
♪♪ Hey.
♪♪ You've got to radio for help!
♪♪ We don't have a radio.
♪♪ Then signal for help!
♪♪ Mm-hmm.
♪♪ We don't have a signal.
♪♪ Send out a flare!
♪♪ We don't have any flares.
♪♪ What do you have?
♪♪ Complimentary postcards.
♪♪ Then we'll postcard for help.
♪♪ Hey!
♪♪ Ok. Um, "to whom it may
Concern, help! My friends and
I are in an out-of-control
Zeppelin and cannot land. Very
Truly yours, goodwill ambassador
Susan bocks dutter..."
♪♪ Uh, kid, the air's getting
A little thin up here.
♪♪ Oh, right. Sorry. Um...
Signed, "sue snue."
♪♪ [Gasps] wait. There's
An archer down there. He could
Use his bow and arrow to let air
Out of the zeppelin.
♪♪ Good idea. We'll send him
That card.
♪♪ But how are we going to find
A mailbox up here?
♪♪ Would you--
♪♪ [Coos and grunts]
Waldo f. Sterling, carrier
Pigeon first class, her
Majesty's postal service,
Court of ka-larry.
♪♪ I don't believe it.
Could you deliver this to
Regina's royal archer for us?
♪♪ Oh, sorry. Can't mail that
Card.
♪♪ Why not?
♪♪ Well, no stamp. Rule -,
"No royal mail shall be
Delivered without proper
Postage."
♪♪ I guess not. I don't suppose
Anybody has a stamp?
♪♪ No.
♪♪ Of course not. But I do.
♪♪ [Gasps] you mean--
♪♪ You're not going to--
♪♪ "Whatever it takes"
Is what I was told.
I've already lost
The coin, oil, and gold.
And now, I'm afraid,
And now, I'm afraid, the stamp, too, must go.
The stamp, too, must go.
Now, please take this message
To the archer below.
♪♪ Yes, ma'am.
♪♪ I hope you realize that this
Is a valuable, one-of-a-kind
Stamp.
♪♪ I treat all my mail with
Equal importance. From mountains
High to deserts low--
♪♪ Would you just deliver it
Already?
♪♪ Check! I'd better hurry.
The air's getting pretty thin up
Here. To the royal archer!
Wahoo-hoo-hoo!
[Sighs]
♪♪ Now, all we have to do is
Wait.
♪♪ Then we'll be rescued, and
You can give queen regina
Whatever's left in the box.
♪♪ Yeah. What is left in
The box?
♪♪ Yeah?
♪♪ [Gasps] nothing?
♪♪ A box full of nothing? Well,
At least you know it's something
She doesn't already have.
[Hissing]
♪♪ What was that?
♪♪ I don't know. Let's take
A look.
♪♪ Bull's-eye! [Laughs]
♪♪ It's the royal archer of
Ka-larry! He shot an arrow into
The zeppelin! I think we're
Landing!
♪♪ Attention, passengers. We are
Now making our final approach to
Ka-larry. Please raise your
Seats to their upright
Position. And once again--
♪♪ We know. "Thank you for
Flying--heh--
♪ Lighter-than-air-lines"
♪♪ Hey, hey. Isn't this great,
Sue? You'll be standing in front
Of regina, the queen of
Ka-larry, in no time. [Laughs]
Ka-larry, in no time. [Laughs] ♪♪ yeah. Great.
♪♪ Yeah. Great.
[Sighs] it's all my fault.
I've let down the mayor,
I've let down my hometown.
Who knows what the international
Consequences will be?
I'll be the laughing stock of
All ka-larry.
[Trumpet fanfare]
♪♪ It is time for your audience
With her most exquisite majesty,
Regina, the beautiful queen of
Ka-larry.
♪♪ [Gasps]
Oh, boy.
♪♪ Come along.
[Indistinct talking]
♪♪ Sue snue.
Psst.
♪♪ Hmm?
♪♪ [Sighs] um, your majesty,
I had some problems--no, no, no.
Your majesty, I have something
To tell you--no, that's not it
At all. Your majesty, a funny
Thing happened on the way to
Ka-larry--no, that's not right.
[Sighs]
Your majesty, i--
♪♪ How did you ever know?
♪♪ I beg your pardon?
♪♪ Sue snue, you are a wonder!
That box is the most precious
Gift I ever could have dreamed
Of.
♪♪ But--well, but there's
Nothing in it.
[All gasp]
♪♪ When I started on my way to
See you, mayor stovepipe filled
It with all sorts of valuable
Things. And--and now, it's
Empty. It's worthless!
♪♪ Worthless? My dear girl,
This box is far from worthless.
♪♪ It is?
♪♪ When I was just your age, my
Father gave me this very box. In
It, I kept the things that were
Most precious to me, my real
Treasures.
♪♪ You mean your priceless
Jewels?
♪♪ Oh! Well, not exactly. Let me
See. I had a feather, a tennis
Ball, jacks, and a glass
Marble. I lost the box on
A diplomatic tour. I never
Dreamed I would see it again.
Sue snue, you have filled me
With such joy and elation,
I hereby proclaim
A sue snue celebration!
[Cheering]
[All talking at once]
♪♪ ♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ Thank you!
Thank you!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ Thank you!
Thank you!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
You always come through
♪♪ The mayor said
"Whatever it takes"
♪♪ That's right!
♪♪ That's what you did!
♪♪ With a little help
From all my friends
♪♪ Sue snue,
You're one smart kid
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ Thank you!
Thank you!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ Thank you!
Thank you!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
You always come through
♪♪ Sue snue,
Your lovely present...
♪♪ Give the queen a lift! Unh!
♪♪ Who'd have thought
An empty box
Would be a priceless gift?
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ You're welcome! ♪
♪♪ Hey, congratulations,
Sue snue!
♪♪ Thanks, mr. Cat.
♪♪ You're welcome.
♪♪ But, uh, I got a question.
♪♪ What's that?
♪♪ How did mayor stovepipe ever
Find the box that queen regina
Lost all those years ago?
♪♪ Hmm. Search me. [Chuckles]
♪♪ [Gasps] bye.
♪♪ Bye.
♪♪ ♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ You're welcome!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ And so are you!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ You're welcome!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ You're welcome, too!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue!
♪♪ Oh, you're welcome!
♪♪ Thank you, sue snue! ♪
♪♪ Yes, who'd have thought
An empty box
Would give the queen
Such pleasure? Hmm!
The things that mean
The most to you,
Now, they're
Now, they're the richest treasure.
The richest treasure.