03x09 - The Legend of Ha Long Bay
Posted: 03/30/24 19:24
this is me Eliza Thornberry part of your
average family I got a dad a mom and a
sister who marries Donnie we found him
and Darwin he found us
oh yeah about our house it moves cause
we travel all over the world
hey my dad hosts his nature show and my
mom sh**t it okay so we're not that
average
and between you and me is something
amazing happened
[Music]
and now I can talk to animals it's
really cool but totally secret and you
know what life's never been the same
[Music]
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
was a horrible monster oh this is so
much better than that story about the
Pig and the spider Darwin stop
interrupting sorry oh I love it when you
read me these made-up stories about what
messes humans get into what's this one
called again Twenty Thousand Leagues
Under the Sea by Jules Fern it's a
classic
okay eight yards long it swam Crossways
in the direction of the novelist
watching us with enormous green eyes
it's tongue furnished with several rows
of pointed teeth came out quivering
[Music]
a monster
[Music]
Debbie wake up oh what there's something
out there what is it
[Laughter]
you woke me up in the middle of the
night to show me some stupid guppy no
really it was huge and scary have you
been reading your creepy Sea Stories
again
I knew it now go to bed or I'll tell Mom
you're up past your bedtime
no
[Music]
Nigel we're almost at the marina
Splendid darling I'm champing at the
vegetable bit to get started on our
search for the perpetually misunderstood
manta ray
good morning Debbie my don't we look a
bit done in yeah well I couldn't
charge
but see something I'm just not sure what
perhaps it was a manta ray you know for
centuries it was thought to be an evil
ocean Beast capable of destroying
fishing boats and devouring people when
in reality the Manta is one of the
gentlest creatures of the sea
hear that you got creeped out by a giant
bunny with gills
[Music]
I'm up to my ears and editing I don't
know when I'll be able to sh**t the
manta ray I'll do I'll do it oh pop it I
don't know it's quite complicated to
sh**t underwater but I know how to work
the camera and I can scuba dive we have
made a splendid scientific team in the
past if you're up for the challenge
pumpkin so am I
I am authentic junk
to travel through
School dad
thank you my good man we'll have your
fine vessel back tomorrow morning we're
looking for a manta ray you know where
they might hang out Losi Monterey but
beware did you say dragon long ago giant
dragon come down for mountains coffee
with tail still haunt water no life
Intruders must be very careful
what a colorful sea tail I'm sure that
Thrills the tourists
Eliza hoverboard will shovel
little girl keep your eyes open
you see dragon
something wrong sweetheart no nothing's
wrong
not unless you count the fact that I'm
totally missing out on the most
important teenage years of my life
deprived of basic fundamental
experiences that every other kid in the
world with a normal lifestyle takes for
granted
such as shopping
[Music]
colorful sea tail that's what he said
about the dragon think about it Dar
there's no scientific proof that sea
monsters exist there's no scientific
proof that people can talk to animals
but there you are
I win look what you made me do
the dragon just because something looks
like the back of a dragon doesn't mean
it is
right
ah Limestone outcroppings the areas
chock full of them take a look
oh where's your binoculars I dropped
them overboard oh
those were new
well no matter use mine I'd better steer
clear of those ice croppings wouldn't
want to harm our rented junk
what did he say
there's no dragon let's forget it okay
[Music]
I'm thinking of a skirt and a scarf not
matching of course oh my the walk into
town looked so much shorter on the map
definitely worth the walk
closed for lunch we'll come back later
this place looks promising
uh
lunch
[Music]
[Music]
the largest member of the rare family
the Manta can measure up to 19 feet long
and weigh as much as 2 300 miles I dare
say these creatures love to pack on the
Plankton
and hot Long Bay is like one big all you
can eat buffet cut
take Dad thank you perfect although I
feel much better if we had spotted some
rays by now I think it's time we donned
our wetsuits
[Music]
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
Waters of Southeast Asia are home to
spectacular Corals in exotic marine life
in species of
snow wagering please
look
great happens an entire School of manta
rays
clearly is a capture them on still
[Music]
oh
[Music]
wow
[Music]
what's wrong we're missing the shot
[Music]
blast the door
[Music]
and I'm not making it up I saw a sea
monster in the coral well I'm sure you
saw something but it wasn't some
primordial Leviathan are you feeling all
right puppet it's not like you to drop a
valuable piece of equipment what about
the legend of the Dragon oh
oh so that's what has brought this about
the fisherman's colorful sea tail as I
said before it's just a story now let me
go and see if I packed an extra light
[Music]
birthday
[Music]
if I had known we were gonna get stuck
in the Twilight Zone I would have
brought water or something
this is just so puzzling
where's that music coming from
[Music]
I wonder what this is all about
[Music]
this is way spooky
[Music]
possibility that there might be a dragon
like the fisherman said pump it there's
a perfectly logical explanation for what
you saw as there is for virtually
everything in life it was nothing more
than an optical illusion created by the
refraction of light on water
maybe but maybe not you don't know for
sure poodles have you been reading Jules
Verne again
Dad I'm not a kid I know the difference
between reality and fiction okay Elijah
I hate to be a stickler but you are
still as you say a kid
especially when you take that turn
sorry Dad
quite all right now let's try to catch
up with those smashing Rays shall we
head for that rotto
we'll assemble the night vision
equipment there and set out once again
when it's dark
we're going back in the water at night
[Music]
watch where you're going
are you sure you're up to this of course
dad because we can't afford any more
mishaps I won't mess up again I promise
[Music]
I have completely lost the will to shop
maybe we dreamed we saw a parade let's
go back to the convey that would be nice
if I had any idea where the convey is or
where we are for that matter
we're lost lost is such a Negative term
I prefer temporarily misplaced on the
scenic route
oh a boss we're saved
[Music]
Donnie
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
oh
my my the current in here seems to be
getting a smidge skonger
something wrong Dad I'm just having a
bit of a wrestling match with the title
flyer
well if I didn't know better I'd say it
was a whirlpool
[Music]
jump on the count of three one two
three
ah
to keep swimming Elijah get away from
the whirlpool
[Music]
Eliza we've got to get out of the water
somebody helps
[Music]
the Dragon
[Music]
are you okay
don't worry
I'm fine
was I just carried here by a giant
Pacific octopus
do me a favor pop it and find the camera
must record this on film
[Music]
hey where'd you go come back
I'm here
behind the sink I'm just not used to
seeing people what are you doing here
looking for manta rays well actually we
found some but I kind of messed up in
the reef and dropped the camera I
remember right on top of my meal I had
cornered a crab but you started crawling
so you were the red flash yes yes I
changed color whenever I want it
confuses my attackers I'd never attack
you of course you wouldn't you're a
terrible sea monster and you're a big
hairy
something
Dar she's not a sea monster at all
thank you for saving my dad well I heard
you calling
I'm boneless not heartless
Eliza have you found anything my dad
please say I'll be right back
well where are you
Donnie Domini
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
Donny no
no no
[Music]
ah food I'm so starving
no sign of the signal Beacon anywhere
Dad no well I suppose it sank along with
our boat well we'll just have to spend
the night here but
but home well I'm not exactly sure
pumpkin but at least you've got some
Splendid footage of that magnificent
giant octopus
amazing creatures quite intelligent
capable of learning complex tasks
I'm going to check one more place be
right back
[Music]
hi
again
second meal you scared away today I'm
sorry we'd leave except we lost
something we need to get back you mean
you
mean you duck yeah until someone finds
US impossible you're too far out
what's this thing you need a small black
box it's probably at the bottom of the
bay sending out a radio signal now
see these suckers
strong
but sensitive I'll find that theme for
you really you do that of course
how else am I ever going to eat in peace
thanks you know you're the nicest sea
monster I ever met now you're pushing it
thank you so much for your hospitality
and for this totally rad outfit
a carb it's lovely really
really and I didn't get you anything
bye goodbye thank you so much for the
food
all that food the flowers this fish
taking us into their home in the middle
of the night three total strangers well
I've never heard of such a thing
it is in honor of tech Luna new here all
first visitors after Ted begin get food
and gift in hope that they bring family
good luck for rest of year kinda cool
don't you think I hope we brought them
up wow
oh wow don't count on it
dad you were right
there never was any dragon it was just a
story nobody Liza that's how Legends
Begin in the first place bizarre
happenings that no one can explain so I
was wrong there was a sea monster just
one we could identify
I'm sorry I didn't listen more closely
that's okay Dad I ain't gotta admit it
was kind of scary to see that octopus
Arm come out of the water
try having its long tentacles clutched
around your waist I won't be able to
sleep for weeks
I know that horn anywhere
Tad what about the manta rays we never
got the footage why as soon as we meet
up with your mother we'll restock
supplies and submerge for another
undersea Adventure
[Music]
we're going back underwater isn't that
no
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
baby
what a colorful sea tail
average family I got a dad a mom and a
sister who marries Donnie we found him
and Darwin he found us
oh yeah about our house it moves cause
we travel all over the world
hey my dad hosts his nature show and my
mom sh**t it okay so we're not that
average
and between you and me is something
amazing happened
[Music]
and now I can talk to animals it's
really cool but totally secret and you
know what life's never been the same
[Music]
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
was a horrible monster oh this is so
much better than that story about the
Pig and the spider Darwin stop
interrupting sorry oh I love it when you
read me these made-up stories about what
messes humans get into what's this one
called again Twenty Thousand Leagues
Under the Sea by Jules Fern it's a
classic
okay eight yards long it swam Crossways
in the direction of the novelist
watching us with enormous green eyes
it's tongue furnished with several rows
of pointed teeth came out quivering
[Music]
a monster
[Music]
Debbie wake up oh what there's something
out there what is it
[Laughter]
you woke me up in the middle of the
night to show me some stupid guppy no
really it was huge and scary have you
been reading your creepy Sea Stories
again
I knew it now go to bed or I'll tell Mom
you're up past your bedtime
no
[Music]
Nigel we're almost at the marina
Splendid darling I'm champing at the
vegetable bit to get started on our
search for the perpetually misunderstood
manta ray
good morning Debbie my don't we look a
bit done in yeah well I couldn't
charge
but see something I'm just not sure what
perhaps it was a manta ray you know for
centuries it was thought to be an evil
ocean Beast capable of destroying
fishing boats and devouring people when
in reality the Manta is one of the
gentlest creatures of the sea
hear that you got creeped out by a giant
bunny with gills
[Music]
I'm up to my ears and editing I don't
know when I'll be able to sh**t the
manta ray I'll do I'll do it oh pop it I
don't know it's quite complicated to
sh**t underwater but I know how to work
the camera and I can scuba dive we have
made a splendid scientific team in the
past if you're up for the challenge
pumpkin so am I
I am authentic junk
to travel through
School dad
thank you my good man we'll have your
fine vessel back tomorrow morning we're
looking for a manta ray you know where
they might hang out Losi Monterey but
beware did you say dragon long ago giant
dragon come down for mountains coffee
with tail still haunt water no life
Intruders must be very careful
what a colorful sea tail I'm sure that
Thrills the tourists
Eliza hoverboard will shovel
little girl keep your eyes open
you see dragon
something wrong sweetheart no nothing's
wrong
not unless you count the fact that I'm
totally missing out on the most
important teenage years of my life
deprived of basic fundamental
experiences that every other kid in the
world with a normal lifestyle takes for
granted
such as shopping
[Music]
colorful sea tail that's what he said
about the dragon think about it Dar
there's no scientific proof that sea
monsters exist there's no scientific
proof that people can talk to animals
but there you are
I win look what you made me do
the dragon just because something looks
like the back of a dragon doesn't mean
it is
right
ah Limestone outcroppings the areas
chock full of them take a look
oh where's your binoculars I dropped
them overboard oh
those were new
well no matter use mine I'd better steer
clear of those ice croppings wouldn't
want to harm our rented junk
what did he say
there's no dragon let's forget it okay
[Music]
I'm thinking of a skirt and a scarf not
matching of course oh my the walk into
town looked so much shorter on the map
definitely worth the walk
closed for lunch we'll come back later
this place looks promising
uh
lunch
[Music]
[Music]
the largest member of the rare family
the Manta can measure up to 19 feet long
and weigh as much as 2 300 miles I dare
say these creatures love to pack on the
Plankton
and hot Long Bay is like one big all you
can eat buffet cut
take Dad thank you perfect although I
feel much better if we had spotted some
rays by now I think it's time we donned
our wetsuits
[Music]
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
Waters of Southeast Asia are home to
spectacular Corals in exotic marine life
in species of
snow wagering please
look
great happens an entire School of manta
rays
clearly is a capture them on still
[Music]
oh
[Music]
wow
[Music]
what's wrong we're missing the shot
[Music]
blast the door
[Music]
and I'm not making it up I saw a sea
monster in the coral well I'm sure you
saw something but it wasn't some
primordial Leviathan are you feeling all
right puppet it's not like you to drop a
valuable piece of equipment what about
the legend of the Dragon oh
oh so that's what has brought this about
the fisherman's colorful sea tail as I
said before it's just a story now let me
go and see if I packed an extra light
[Music]
birthday
[Music]
if I had known we were gonna get stuck
in the Twilight Zone I would have
brought water or something
this is just so puzzling
where's that music coming from
[Music]
I wonder what this is all about
[Music]
this is way spooky
[Music]
possibility that there might be a dragon
like the fisherman said pump it there's
a perfectly logical explanation for what
you saw as there is for virtually
everything in life it was nothing more
than an optical illusion created by the
refraction of light on water
maybe but maybe not you don't know for
sure poodles have you been reading Jules
Verne again
Dad I'm not a kid I know the difference
between reality and fiction okay Elijah
I hate to be a stickler but you are
still as you say a kid
especially when you take that turn
sorry Dad
quite all right now let's try to catch
up with those smashing Rays shall we
head for that rotto
we'll assemble the night vision
equipment there and set out once again
when it's dark
we're going back in the water at night
[Music]
watch where you're going
are you sure you're up to this of course
dad because we can't afford any more
mishaps I won't mess up again I promise
[Music]
I have completely lost the will to shop
maybe we dreamed we saw a parade let's
go back to the convey that would be nice
if I had any idea where the convey is or
where we are for that matter
we're lost lost is such a Negative term
I prefer temporarily misplaced on the
scenic route
oh a boss we're saved
[Music]
Donnie
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
oh
my my the current in here seems to be
getting a smidge skonger
something wrong Dad I'm just having a
bit of a wrestling match with the title
flyer
well if I didn't know better I'd say it
was a whirlpool
[Music]
jump on the count of three one two
three
ah
to keep swimming Elijah get away from
the whirlpool
[Music]
Eliza we've got to get out of the water
somebody helps
[Music]
the Dragon
[Music]
are you okay
don't worry
I'm fine
was I just carried here by a giant
Pacific octopus
do me a favor pop it and find the camera
must record this on film
[Music]
hey where'd you go come back
I'm here
behind the sink I'm just not used to
seeing people what are you doing here
looking for manta rays well actually we
found some but I kind of messed up in
the reef and dropped the camera I
remember right on top of my meal I had
cornered a crab but you started crawling
so you were the red flash yes yes I
changed color whenever I want it
confuses my attackers I'd never attack
you of course you wouldn't you're a
terrible sea monster and you're a big
hairy
something
Dar she's not a sea monster at all
thank you for saving my dad well I heard
you calling
I'm boneless not heartless
Eliza have you found anything my dad
please say I'll be right back
well where are you
Donnie Domini
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
Donny no
no no
[Music]
ah food I'm so starving
no sign of the signal Beacon anywhere
Dad no well I suppose it sank along with
our boat well we'll just have to spend
the night here but
but home well I'm not exactly sure
pumpkin but at least you've got some
Splendid footage of that magnificent
giant octopus
amazing creatures quite intelligent
capable of learning complex tasks
I'm going to check one more place be
right back
[Music]
hi
again
second meal you scared away today I'm
sorry we'd leave except we lost
something we need to get back you mean
you
mean you duck yeah until someone finds
US impossible you're too far out
what's this thing you need a small black
box it's probably at the bottom of the
bay sending out a radio signal now
see these suckers
strong
but sensitive I'll find that theme for
you really you do that of course
how else am I ever going to eat in peace
thanks you know you're the nicest sea
monster I ever met now you're pushing it
thank you so much for your hospitality
and for this totally rad outfit
a carb it's lovely really
really and I didn't get you anything
bye goodbye thank you so much for the
food
all that food the flowers this fish
taking us into their home in the middle
of the night three total strangers well
I've never heard of such a thing
it is in honor of tech Luna new here all
first visitors after Ted begin get food
and gift in hope that they bring family
good luck for rest of year kinda cool
don't you think I hope we brought them
up wow
oh wow don't count on it
dad you were right
there never was any dragon it was just a
story nobody Liza that's how Legends
Begin in the first place bizarre
happenings that no one can explain so I
was wrong there was a sea monster just
one we could identify
I'm sorry I didn't listen more closely
that's okay Dad I ain't gotta admit it
was kind of scary to see that octopus
Arm come out of the water
try having its long tentacles clutched
around your waist I won't be able to
sleep for weeks
I know that horn anywhere
Tad what about the manta rays we never
got the footage why as soon as we meet
up with your mother we'll restock
supplies and submerge for another
undersea Adventure
[Music]
we're going back underwater isn't that
no
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
baby
what a colorful sea tail