Hey, heinie.
Hard to believe it's been five
Years since the last time we
Were here in guatemala.
Ah, just a couple of
Candy-hunters after the ultimate
Prize, and I see you're doing it
Again.
Haven't you learned your lesson?
[ German accent ] this time,
It is different.
This time, it's to get back what
I lost.
You see, I found out how.
Really?
ja, and I could use your
Help.
If you could just hand me one of
Those bags of sugar, I'll finish
The circle, and all will be as
It was.
Of course, heinrich.
Anything I can do to help.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Rr-aah!
Aaaaah!
Let's move.
Uh, are you sure it was smart
To come here, numbuh 1?
The distress beacon specifically
Told us to stay away from
Sector "u."
Which is a sure sign that
Something's up.
Honestly, of all the times for
Numbuh 5 to be off on some
Ridiculous candy-hunting safari.
Aaaaah!
[ Muttering ]
Painful!
I think I broke my shoe-foot.
Oh, hello.
Have a cara... Whoa!
Ooh, ooh.
Need help.
Then be going, going!
Wow. They'll let anyone in
Sector "u," won't they?
Yeah, what a dork!
She's worse than numbuh 13.
Caramel for the nice lady!
Ew! That's been on the floor!
Please, with the taking and
The eating and the now would be
Nice!
D'oh! No!
[ g*nf*re, all screaming ]
Ohh!
[ Gasps ]
Help! Get me down!
Can't! They've got me, too!
[ Straining ] same here!
[ Gasps ] my caramels!
D'oh! Huh?
[ Chuckles ]
Abigail lincoln.
that's numbuh 5?!
What have you done to her?!
I have taken from her what
She valued most.
I have taken her coolness.
Ai!
Mmm, und it tastes delicious!
And while she may have helped
The guatemalan kids next door
Escape a similar fate, look what
She's brought me instead.
What she's brought you is a
Butt-kicking!
Kids next door, battle stations!
Not so coordinated anymore,
Are we, mein kinderlein?
[ Clears throat ]
Never underestimate my team.
You must take pride in your
Leadership skills, numbuh 1.
- I wonder what they will taste - like.
What are you...
[ Rumbling ]
Wha?
[ All screaming ]
[ Groans ]
Huh?!
Uh, what happened?!
Mmm...
Your leadership is quite the
Delicacy... Bold, yet very
Smooth.
[ Grunts ]
und your intelligence,
Herr 2, sharp but satisfyingly
Complex.
Peanut-butter bowling balls.
[ Laughs ]
und, fraulein 3...
I never thought I'd say this,
But your cheerfulness, it's...
It's almost too sweet.
Whatever.
und, numbuh 4...
Aah!
Your ferocity is a bit
Simplistic but, uh... Very
Strong.
Ohh, ohh!
What did you do to us?!
The same thing I did to dear
Abigail, herr 1.
You see...
On the 5th night of the 5th
Month of every 5th year, there
Is a pyramid that has the power
To create the most delicious
Sweets that have ever existed...
The golden caramels of
Kandacrunchalan.
It is a very tricky ritual.
The lines of power must be
Drawn.
Vast quantities of sugar are
Needed to fuel the reaction.
And, of course, you can't get
Something for nothing.
The caramels are formed from the
Victim's most prized quality,
You see.
und to make them, someone has
To give up the part of
- Themselves they are the proudest - of.
So I thought, "why not all of
You?!"
Every one of your tree houses
Contains enough candy to feed
All of frankfurt... Enough that
If I link them together into one
Gigantic circle, it would allow
Me to extend the ritual of
Caramelization across half the
Continent!
As we speak, the transformation
Is racing towards the next tree
House in the chain.
Soon, even more caramels will be
Mine for the taking!
[ Laughs evilly ]
B-b-but how come you weren't
Affected?
Because I already lost what I
Prize most a long time ago.
auf wiedersehen, kids next
Door!
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Whoa! Wait! D'oh!
[ Whimpers ]
What do we do?
Who cares?
[ All sobbing ]
Look at you... So helpless
und pathetic.
[ All screaming ]
[ Laughs evilly, hums ]
Aaaaah!
Ach! Too much with the spicy!
Aah!
I'll save these for later...
Aah! mein caramels!
[ Gasps ]
Hide!
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
Those belong to me!
Get back here!
Aah!
Ooh!
[ Whimpers ] is this it?
Are we here?
[ Growls ]
[ Whimpering ]
Out of my way!
[ Sobbing ]
You big meanie!
Life is misery.
Hide!
[ Grunts, panting ]
Yii!
Give me mein caramels,
Fraulein!
[ Panting ]
Whoa!
Aaaah!
Oh!
Whoa!
Yah!
[ Laughs evilly ]
This is the last of your
Caramels, abigail!
I've eaten all the others, and
Once this one is gone, you'll be
A helpless, nerdy freak girl
Forever!
- B-b-but... - But nothing.
You have only yourself to blame.
You left me alone with mein bag
Of caramels five years ago.
If only you'd stopped me from
Eating them all, I would not be
Like this.
But, heinrich, you didn't
Eat them all.
[ Gasps ]
Is... Is that...
I knew that if I gave it to
You back then, you would have
Swallowed it in a second, so I
Kept it all these years.
I thought that maybe by now
You'd have learned to share your
Candy.
You thought wrong!
[ Voice breaking ] all this
Time, you could have helped me!
I could have found a way to
Break the curse.
But I'm telling you how to
Break the curse.
If you willingly give your
Caramel away, it releases the
Part of you that's trapped
Inside.
Just hand it back to me, and
You'll be your old self again.
Liar!
You only want to keep it for
Yourself.
It's my caramel!
My sweet, juicy, delicious...
[ Whimpering ]
Heinrich, just share it with
Me.
I promise. It'll all be okay.
Why should I believe you?!
Because you're more important
To me than candy.
[ Voice breaking ] i-i was so
Beautiful.
[ Sobbing ]
And you will be again.
I swear it.
Now, c-c-come on.
Hey! I am not ugly anymore!
We're back! Yay!
[ All cheering ]
Did you send word to the
Other tree houses?
Yeah, share your cruddy
Candy, and you'll turn back to
Normal.
Hey, numbuh 5, who's your
Friend?
Oh, what a fox.
This is
Henrietta von marzipan.
She's an old friend of mine.
Who must now go to help undo
The wrongs I have done.
Thanks for not giving up on me,
Abigail.
Until we meet again, auf
wiedersehen!
Be good, heinie!
Ohh! Eww!
Yuck!
So, now we got to go find
Where heinrich is, huh?
Uh... Numbuh 4...
He what?!
The surface appears to be,
Uh, very, very fine grain as you
Get close to it.
I'm gonna step off the lunar
Module now.
[ Laughter ]
Shh! Shh!
I love this part!
That's one small step for
Man, one giant leap for mankind.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, that never gets old.
That was footage from the
Famous apollo moon landing, and
To celebrate that historic
Event's anniversary, the
National space agency has
Announced a plan to boldly
Return to the moon...
Next week.
Fellow kids next door, back
In 1969, the united states
Became the first country to send
A man to the moon, or so they
Thought.
The truth is, our moon base was
Already here by then, so to keep
It a secret, the kids next door
Of that time pulled off one of
The most legendary and
Unpossible missions ever.
They faked the moon landing.
After rerouting the adults'
Rocket to a remote location,
They put on a show that
Completely fooled them.
Now it looks like we're gonna
Have to do it again.
Is it true they're sending up
An entire family to see if the
Moon can be colonized?
I'm afraid so, numbuh 2, so
Here's the plan.
[ Chuckles ]
Numbuh 5 here's wondering who
The poor sap is that got
Suckered into going to the moon
With his family.
Mom!
Do we have to move?
Don't worry, my little dingo.
- You'll make lots of new friends - on the moon.
Like me and your mum and,
Um... Joey.
We'll live just like we normally
Do.
[ Chuckles ]
Except on the moon.
[ Laughter ]
All right, ladies and
- Gentlemen, that's all the time - we have.
After all, we have a moon to
Colonize.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Sighs ]
Numbuh 1, are you sure this
Whole fake-landing thing's gonna
Work again?
You know numbuh 4 can't keep a
Secret.
I know, abby.
That's why we haven't told him
About the plan.
Get out!
Man, this mission's gonna be
More fun than I thought.
Places everyone.
They're about to launch.
Ignition!
Booster rocket falling away.
Numbuh 5, override the space
Agency's communication
System... Now!
On it.
Well, there's nothing left
That can go wrong.
Hey!
They're blind.
Right.
Numbuh 2, divert that rocket.
Piece of cake with a space
Pod on top.
Steady now.
Steady.
Come on, baby. Come on.
Yes!
And I got the high score.
Good work, numbuh 2.
Now unblock the feed.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Congratulations, gentlemen.
We did it!
Well, we're here.
Take a look, son.
It's out of this world.
All right, everyone.
Our job is to make sure the
Beetles family has the worst and
Shortest stay on the moon ever!
So places, everyone.
And...
Cue the earth!
Wow.
Check it out, wallabee.
This is something you don't see
Every day.
"Free hamburgers"?!
Oh, man!
They're giving away free
Hamburgers on earth?!
Can we go, dad?
Oh, sorry, son.
This is our new home now.
Ohh.
But this place is so boring, and
It's freezing.
Freezing, huh?
Make it colder, numbuh 2.
Colder?!
Are you trying to give my
Rainbow monkey the sniffles?
Don't worry, numbuh 3.
This is a strictly
Beetle-flavored popsicle.
[ Wind howls ]
Aah!
Did it just get c-c-colder in
Here?
Oh, don't worry.
Just turn up the heat inside
Your space suit.
Ahh.
Oh, crud.
Now my space pants are all wet.
Well, nothing dries out wet
Space pants like doing your
Chores.
But...
That's what I always say.
Aah!
So hop to it, son.
Oh, man.
Stupid chores and stupid mowing
With a stupid mower.
Stupid place... Ow!
Hey, wallabee!
Take a break from your chores
And come play catch like we did
Back on earth, huh?
I'll bet it flies k*ller far in
All this low grav...
Whoa! Ohh!
Nice one, kiddo.
So they want to play catch,
Eh?
Bring on the meteor shower!
All right, son, go long.
Whoa! Ohh!
Are you okay, pop?
Sure, son, but, uh, where'd
The football go?
[ Gasps ]
Cancel the meteor shower!
And get that window fixed now!
Go! Go! Go!
Whoa!
Well, you threw it.
I know, but it just
Disappeared.
Wait.
I think I see something.
Quick! Cue the comet!
Dad! Look!
♪ Rainbow monkey
Aah! What the...
♪ Bringing you balloons if
You're feelin' funky ♪
Get her!
Hey! Let me go!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Ooh.
A comet, wallabee.
Oh, isn't it beautiful?
Oh, whatever!
If we can't find the ball, I'm
Going inside to watch tv.
Would you mind playing
Somewhere else, numbuh 3?
- We're kind of in the middle of - something.
Pbht!
[ Doorbell rings ]
Special rainbow monkey
"Welcome to the moon" balloon
For wallabee!
Get her out of there!
[ Ringing continues ]
All right!
All right, already! I'm coming!
Huh?
Hmm.
Must have been a wrong number.
Hey! Let go of me! Come on!
You're squishing my monkey!
What do you say, son?
Squeeze you some more ham?
Um...
Don't knock it till you try
It, kiddo.
This ham tastes like it's
Made out of pig!
Mom, can't we have some real
Food?
Oh, wallabee, it's not like
There's a moon base that
Delivers pizza around here.
And who cares?
We've got squeezable pizza
Anyway.
Give it a try.
No!
- I don't want any more cruddy - moon food!
I just want to go home!
I keep telling you, this is
Our home, and you know that kind
Of behavior isn't tolerated here
or on earth.
Now go to your room, please.
[ Exhales sharply ]
It's so unfair.
Stupid family!
[ Imitating mrs. Beetles ] well,
It's not like there's a moon
Base that delivers pizza.
[ Normal voice ] ugh!
Wait a minute.
Moon base?
Why didn't I think of that
Before?
Son?
We'd like to talk to you about
This whole "living on the moon"
Thing.
Your mother gets the idea that
You might not like it here.
Wallabee?
Kiddo?
Hey, what's numbuh 4 doing?
Where's he going?
Get a mike down there stat.
I'm all ears.
I'll have a little
Cheeseburger when I get to kids
Next door moon base.
- Yep, it should be right over - that hill.
Oh, no!
- He's gonna reach the edge of the - set!
What do we do?
Wait. Oh, what now?
Son, come back!
There's no place to run away on
The moon.
Leave me alone.
Wallabee.
I said, leave me alone!
We better do something fast!
Initiate plan
Capachimichanga!
Uh, wallabee!
Please, come back!
Aah!
Moon aliens!
Aah! No! No, no!
Please, don't eat my head!
Aah!
I'll save you, son!
Back to the house!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Quick! Shut the door!
[ Shrieks ]
[ All screaming ]
Amazing!
Alien life on the moon!
You know what this means,
Gentlemen.
We've got to destroy it.
Mom, dad?
Before we get eaten alive, I
Just want to say I'm sorry I've
Been such a jerk and ran away
From home on the moon.
Oh, it's not your fault, son.
Your mum and I are sorry we made
Us all move here in the first
Place.
I just wish we could all go
Home.
Well, dear, we could always
Use the emergency go-home
Button.
But that nice man from the
Space agency said that was only
For emergency.
[ All screaming ]
I'd say this is a cruddy
Emergency, pop!
Say, I think you're right.
- [ Grunting ] - [ all cheering ]
We did it!
[ Sarcastically ] nice job,
Numbuh 1.
You got them to leave the fake
Moon at the expense of
Eleventy-hundred missiles
Blowing up the real moon.
D-don't worry, numbuh 362.
We've got a plan.
Quick! Somebody come up with a
Plan!
Impact in five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
[ All cheering ]
Now the moon will never be
Colonized.
Oh, well.
Who wants some free hamburgers?
Oh! Oh! Oh, yes!
That was a great idea,
Numbuh 3... Divert the missiles
And fake the moon blowing up.
Brilliant!
Yeah, but, um...
Where did you divert all those
Missiles to?
The fake moon, silly.
Both: the fake moon?!
[ Missiles approaching ]
Uh... Houston, we got a
Problem.
♪ Dun, nah, nah, nah, nah
♪ Playin' on the moon, yeah!
♪ Dun, nah, nah, nah, nah
♪ I'm playin' on the moon
♪ Nah, nah, nah
♪ Freezin' in my suit
- ♪ Yeah! - ♪ Huh, dun, nuh, duh
♪ Freezin' in my suit
♪ In my suit, suit, suit
- ♪ Yeah! - ♪ Unh, duh, duh, duh
- ♪ Dead's the feelin' at my - shoes ♪
♪ Dun, duh, duh, duh
♪ Dust is up my nose
♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh
♪ It's a-gonna freeze off
♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh
♪ Freeze right off my head
- ♪ Yeah! - ♪ Dun, dun, dun, duh
♪ Eatin' ham from a tube
06x12 - Operation C.A.R.A.M.E.L./Operation M.O.O.N.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.