[ Grunting ]
Numbuh 2, if you were
North dakota, what color would
You be?
I don't know... Burnt sienna.
Why?
- I got to finish coloring this - map of the united states for
Social studies, and I've still
Got 27 states left.
What's the big rush?
Finish it during lunch, like me.
Are you crazy?
Don't you remember what the
Cafeteria's serving today?
You should be cramming your
Face, not your homework.
Puh! Fat chance of that.
[ Gasps ]
[ Screams ]
What the...
Hey, get off of me.
What the heck's going on?
Wallabee beetles, you're
Under arrest for the
Wedgification of paulie marcus.
But I didn't do anything!
Not yet, you didn't.
Oh, come on.
At least let me give him a
Wedgie if you're gonna arrest
Me for it.
I keep telling him to keep
His hands off other kids'
Underwear.
- But aren't they supposed to - arrest you after you give
Someone a wedgie?
- I guess they're really - cracking down.
You're under arrest for
Starting a food fight at lunch
Tomorrow afternoon.
Book him for sh**ting
Spitballs at next week's
Substitute gym teacher.
This safety-patrol business
Was fishier than a week-old
Sardine sandwich, and I wasn't
Eating it... At least not
Without mustard.
Looks like I've got some work to
Do, numbuh 3... The kind a nice
- Girl like you shouldn't get - mixed up in.
Hey, what are you doing?
You're under arrest for
Assaulting an officer and
- Interfering with hall-monitor - business.
What?!
- You got to be... - Can it!
Hey, numbuh 2, what color is
Nebraska?
Numbuh 2, where are you going?
It's up to you to solve this
Case, numbuh 3.
Go find joe balooka.
He'll help you.
- And don't forget to wear the - hat.
It'll make you look all cool and
Detective-y.
I had to admit, the hat was
Pretty great.
And with great hats comes great
Responsibility.
I had to get to the bottom of a
Few things.
Like what color is nebraska?!
Numbuh 2 told me that
Joe balooka was the man to see.
Hey, joe...
Oh!
What do you know...
About the rocky mountains?
I can't figure out if they
Should be yummy-licious yellow
Or so-darn-cute saffron.
I don't have time for this,
Sanban.
I got to have these desks
Gum-free by lunchtime.
So, bubble-gum pink, then?
Oh, don't make fun of me.
Your pal gilligan may have
Gotten me thrown off the force,
- But that doesn't mean I'm not - important.
I've still got my friends on the
Safety patrol, and they told me
- All about what's been going - down.
- Ever since the delightful - children bribed their way into
Becoming the safety-patrol
Commissioners, the whole
- Department's been turned on its - head.
Joe balooka, you're under
Arrest for cheating on
Tomorrow's pop quiz!
Oh!
Sanban, listen, the delightful
Children... I know they're a
Party to this!
- See if you can get them to map - it out for you.
[ Gasps ]
They're having a map party?!
Ah, goody, goody, goody, goody!
Word on the street said the
Cafeteria was where the party
Was at.
Hmm, no balloons, no clowns, and
Not a crayon in sight.
Worst party ever.
[ Chomp ]
[ Whispering indistinctly ]
Ooh!
Hello, iowa!
Together: [ monotone ] is
There a reason you're
Interrupting our breakfast,
Kuki sanban?
I hear you can help me with
My coloring problem.
We don't know what you're
Talking about.
Oh, I think you do!
[ Gasps ]
You're smarter than you look,
Sanban.
I am?
But it won't do you any good.
Now that our predelinquency
Department is operational, we
Can arrest bratty kids before
They break the rules.
So, you're saying I missed
Your map-coloring party?
[ Laughter ]
The only party around here is
In detention, and everyone's
Invited.
A party in detention?
This I had to see.
All right, I take it back.
this is the worst party ever.
Now, back up for a sec.
Predelinquency?
How could someone tell if kids
Are gonna do something bad
Before they do it?
Hey, are you listening to me?!
No, I'm coloring iowa.
That weird kid in the cafeteria
With the goofy hair and the
Mismatched eyes dropped
The perfect crayon after his
Mysterious rendezvous with the
Delightful children.
Oh, yeah?
Let me see that crayon.
[ Sniffs ]
Clay dust...
Papier-mâché, and a hint of
Boogers.
Oh, man, why do some people have
To shove everything up their
Nose?
[ Chuckles ]
Look, this crayon was made at
Least 25 years ago.
It must have come from the old,
Abandoned art room.
Whatever that kid you saw is up
To, it's probably happening
There.
You should check it out.
- Did I mention that the old, - abandoned art room is probably
Just filled with crayons?
[ Gasps ] crayons? Yay!
Hello?
[ Murmuring ]
Wait, he's drawing another.
Quiet! Here he goes.
Aaaaah!
[ Grunting ]
I think that's a head.
No, a cloud.
Chairs?
A trombone?
- I couldn't believe what I was - seeing.
There must have been, like,
Coloring the eastern seaboard
Will be a piece of cake.
[ Grunting ]
This is it.
He's about to finish.
[ Laughing ]
It's scotty vincent.
He's got water balloons.
Safety patrol 1, move out!
Let's get him!
Hello, kuki.
Oh, um, are these yours?
If you dig too deep, sanban,
You'll just get dirty.
Hall monitors, take her away.
What?!
- Delightful children from down - the lane, you're under arrest
For running in the halls.
That's preposterous.
We would never do something so
Childish.
Uh... Aaaahh!
[ All shouting ]
That's what you get for
Throwing a lousy party.
Eek!
Thought you could set off a
Fire alarm next thursday, eh,
Sanban?
If you want my advice, don't
Run.
Run? From what?
Uh, from us.
Why would I run from you?
Because we're about to arrest
You.
And that's bad, right?
Pretty bad, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Aaaahh!
Get her!
Get her, get her!
Well, if it isn't
Kuki sanban.
Balooka?
But I thought you were arrested.
Hmm, like I said, I got
Friends on the force, so I cut
A deal.
Looks like you and I are the
Only kids not in detention.
And it looks like I'll never
Finish this.
I'm sorry, florida.
Don't worry.
I know someone who can help us.
Come on.
I tried to tell joe the party
In the cafeteria stunk, but he
Insisted we go anyway, and it
Looked like we weren't the only
Ones to show up.
Oh! Hi, crayon boy.
Hey, uh, about those crayons I
Borrowed...
Hey!
Sorry, sanban, but like I
Said, I cut a deal.
Joe!
I can't believe you
Double-crossed me.
I should have never fallen in
Love with you.
You fell in love with me?
Pu-lease!
- I just thought it would sound - all dramatic-y and stuff if I
Said that.
You did a good job bringing
Sanban in for us, balooka.
I'm grateful for your help.
So, I'm back on the force,
Right?
Of course you are, after
You've served your time for
Cheating on that pop quiz
Tomorrow.
What?!
But I'll be in, like, 30th
Grade by then.
Oh, come on.
We had a deal!
Thank you, hall monitors, for
All you've done to keep
Gallagher elementary crime free.
Now... Take her away, and then
Arrest yourselves!
Chewing gum in class?
You should know better.
Wait!
Before you take me away, just
Tell me one thing.
What color is nebraska?
Don't you want me to reveal
My cunning plan to you?
No!
I just really need to know what
Color nebraska is.
My map is due in five minutes.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell
You anyways.
Every day at lunch, kids cut
Ahead of me in line, and by the
Time I get there, nothing good
Is left to eat.
Well, never again.
You see, I only pretended to be
Able to predict crime so that my
Classmates would all be
Arrested, because if I'm the
Only one left in the entire
School, then I'll be the first
One in line for lunch.
[ Laughing ]
[ Clears throat ]
I'll have 50 pizza bagels, if
You'd be so kind.
Sorry, kid, pizza bagels are
Next week.
What?!
But, but, but...
You want to see the future,
Read the menu, kid.
Lima beans?
My plans, my hopes, my beautiful
Pizza-bagel dreams!
No!!
[ Sobbing ]
I should have seen it all
Along.
Nebraska is the color of lima
Beans and tears.
Blech! Ick.
I'll only be in
Saratoga springs for the day.
My doctor says I need to get
Some fresh air and take a break
From making kids' lives
Miserable.
Now, I know I can trust my
Delightful children to keep
Things neat and tidy while I'm
Gone, right?
Together: [ monotone ] of
Course, father.
Good.
I left some money on the counter
For pizza, and don't forget to
Feed the cat.
Yes, father.
[ Laughing evilly ]
[ Static ]
Is he gone?
Yes.
Will you and your teenage
Compatriots be coming to our
Little soiree to discuss the
Final destruction of the
Kids next door?
I wouldn't miss this party
For the world.
All right, kids next door,
The suspicious items before you
Were obtained during our most
Recent mission into the bedroom
- Of our teenage archenemy, - cree.
Kids next door scientists have
Just completed their analysis
And have forwarded us the
Results.
Yeah, so, uh, what's this
Thing?
According to this, it's some
Kind of unmeltable ice-cream
Treat.
Unmeltable?
Hmm, this pacific-breeze
Flavor's pretty good.
That's deodorant, fool!
And what did numbuh 5 tell you
Guys about stealing my sister's
Stuff?
- [ Alarm beeping ] - [ gasps ]
The kids next door help-me
Hot line.
Let's go!
[ All talking ]
Come in, please.
We never thought we'd say this,
But... Save us, kids next door.
You're our only hope.
[ Gasp ]
[ Static ]
I wonder if they believed us.
Out of the way, squirts.
Soda, coming through.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Hey, I'm a lamp, get it?
[ Shrieking ]
Haven't you barbarians heard of
Coasters?
Hey, put that down!
There you are!
We were supposed to discuss the
Destruction of the
Kids next door, not the
Destruction of our house.
Cool out, kiddies.
Drink some soda.
Soda?!
That's illegal for anyone under
[ Cat screeches ]
Hey, what are you doing?
Come on, maurice.
While they're keeping those
Dorks busy, you and I can get
Down to business.
[ Laughs ]
[ Ringing ]
Party central.
Give us that!
Hello?
Hello, children.
Is everything going...
Hey, what's that noise?
Uh, nothing.
Is somebody there?
Are you having a part... Hey,
That's cold!
Don't worry, father.
It's, uh, some ridiculous kids'
Cartoon on the television.
Bye, father.
I beg your pardon.
We are the upper crust.
The who?
No, the upper crust.
The string quartet.
Oh, thank goodness.
Maybe your dulcet tones will
Soothe these teenage...
[ Belches ]
Savages.
All right, fellows, shall we
Begin in b-flat major?
Yes, of course, absolutely.
[ Record scratches ]
[ Classical music plays ]
[ Gasping ]
Finally, some peace and...
- [ Rock-'n'-roll music plays ] - ♪ spend my days looking all
- Around ♪ - ♪ trying to make a good
Impression on you ♪
♪ Now I've seen that before
You... ♪
What are you doing?
[ Growling ]
Stop that this instant!
Do you hear me?
I mean it.
I'm warning... Aah!
Ow! Stop it!
Whoa!
[ Groaning ]
Aah!
All right, delightful dorks,
You have three seconds to tell
Us what your problem is, or
You'll be swimming in chili
Paste.
Um...
Time's up!
Wait!
You have to help us get the
Teens out of our house before
Father returns.
That's your emergency?
Not our problem.
Come on, guys, let's...
Wait!
Aren't you sworn to help kids
Against adults and teenagers, no
Matter who they are?
They're right.
As kids next door operatives,
It's our duty to help all kids.
But the delightful deviants
Aren't normal kids.
They're our enemy.
It's true.
We even invited the teens here
With the hope that if they
Accepted us, we could become the
Delightful teens from down the
Lane.
Now we only wish to be rid of
Them.
Well, even if we were gonna
Help you, how would we get all
These teens out of the house?
I got it!
Remember paulie marcus' 6th
Birthday?
Of course... Fruit punch and
Multiple piñatas.
We almost lost four operatives.
And what did we do to clear
The place out?
Mashed potatoes in the
Sprinkler system.
Ha ha!
We totally filled the place with
Enough spuds to force everybody
Out the windows.
Works every time.
All right, we'll help you
Out this time, but I'm staying
- Here to keep an eye on you - creeps.
- Numbuhs 3 and 4, locate the - kitchen.
Commandeer every box of mashed
Potatoes you can find and get
Cooking.
- Numbuhs 2 and 5, find the main - fire-sprinkler valve.
It's probably in the basement.
You can't go there.
That's father's inner sanctum.
Even we aren't allowed down
There.
Do you want those teens out
Or not?
Then trust the kids next door.
Ugh!
Hey, dudes, I'm art.
Wha-haa!
Come on, it's down here in
The basement.
What's down there?
Here I come, dudes.
Come on.
Wha-ha!
Yeah!
Whaa!
Uh... Hi, there.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Groans ]
[ Gasps ]
Whoa!
So, like, how old are you?
How old do I look?
Aah!
Let's go, lover boy.
Hey!
For your information, the ladies
Dig younger men.
Yahh! Ugh!
Shh!
Cree, will you just tell me
What we're looking for down
Here?
Just stay close, maurice.
I thought we were supposed to
Find the sprinkler valve.
Yeah, but cree's up to
Something.
Didn't the delightful children
Say father's inner sanctum is
Down here?
Yeah, but...
- I bet she's trying to swipe - one of father's secret weapons.
This party's a decoy!
Ah ha ha ha ha!
[ Slow music plays ]
Oh, crud!
I love this song.
And I'd love to throw up.
How are we gonna get past all
Those gross, lovey-dovey,
Kissy-face teens?
Wha!
We'll slow-dance past them.
What? Oh, no way.
Hey, watch where you're
Going.
Um...
[ Deep voice ] like, sorry,
Dude.
Better be.
Ugh!
Blah!
Gahh! Pwah!
What's the big idea?
Are you trying to make me die of
Dancy-kissy-face-itis?
Duh!
Ow. Stupid mashed potatoes.
[ Normal voice ] the kitchen!
Quick, numbuh 3, let's get
Cooking.
- Hey, look, the main sprinkler - valve.
Think the others have hooked the
Potatoes up to the water supply
Yet?
They should have by now.
You connect the lines while
Numbuh 5 sees what cree is up
To.
Got it.
[ Panting ]
Yiy! Ah!
[ Gasps ]
What are you doing here?
This party's for teens only.
Yeah, well, the kids next
Door are gonna bust it up, and
- What are you doing here with my - sister?
My job.
I'm not a teenage undercover
Agent for the kids next door
Just for fun.
- Cree's looking for something, - and I'm on the verge of finding
Out what, so hold off until...
Maurice, I think I found it.
And you are definitely gonna
Like what you see.
The potatoes are done.
And hooked up to the water
Supply.
And it's all connected to the
Sprinkler system, so that means
This party is ready to be
Mashed.
This must be father's private
Room.
Come on!
Take a look at this.
Um... What?
What?
Isn't it romantic?
Romantic?
Uh, yeah.
Romantic.
You know what else?
[ Smooching ]
Uh...
[ Whimpers ]
[ Sniffs ]
Uh, cree?
What?
Sorry to say this, but you
Sort of, um, stink.
- [ Gasps ] - well, it's not my fault!
- Someone stole my deodorant from - my room.
Is it that bad?
Peee-uuu!
It sure is, stinky.
Abby, what are you doing
Here?!
Aah!
Dudes, father's car's down
The street.
We got to bolt!
Ah, I feel like a warm pile
Of strawberry jelly.
It'll be good to be ho...
[ All shouting ]
What the...
Father's on his way home!
Run, dudes!
[ Screaming ]
Nicely done, team.
They must have caught wind of
Our brilliant plan.
Thank you, kids next door.
You really saved us.
Like you said, it's our job,
And we didn't even have to use
The potato b*mb.
I guess you can hit the abort
Button now, numbuh 2.
Abort button?
My house!
Welcome home, father.
You had a party!
I didn't give permission for
A...
They did it!
♪ Well, they found me
Rockin' ♪
♪ Why don't you rock?
♪ I said, "get off my back"
♪ Oh, why don't you rock?
♪ They found me rockin'
♪ Why don't you rock?
♪ I said, "get off my back"
Keep it down up there!
I'm trying to sleep!
06x08 - Operation C.R.I.M.E./Operation P.A.R.T.Y.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.