06x03 - Operation R.E.C.E.S.S./Operation H.A.M.S.T.E.R.

[bunniefuu]

Wow!

The seesaws are at maximum

Up-and-downness, the slide's got



Merry-go-round's hurl factor is

Better than ever.

I'd say you couldn't ask for

A better day of recess.

Ooh, it sure looks like

Numbuh 3 is having fun.

[ Giggles ]

Whee!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hi, wally!

What do you think you're

Doing there, flyboy?

Just playing on the swings.

What's it to you?

Yeah, numbuh 4, what's it to

You?

Uh, nothing!

He's just, uh, doing it wrong.

Move!

It's like this!

What? Hey!

You got to push way ha...

Aah-aah-aah!

Oh...

Ooh.

Huh?

Whaaaa!

[ Screaming ]

Numbuh 4, are you okay?

Huh?

Salad oil?

This proposal was in turn

Modeled after the income-tax law

Of 1799, with the intention of

Reducing the need for direct

Apportionment.

That's so cool!

Means and ways propo...

[ Bell rings ]

Okay, class!

Everyone outside for recess!

All: aw!

Do we have to?

Yeah, can't we stay and learn

More?

I'm flattered that you're all

So suddenly interested in

American history, but I'm afraid

It's time to go get some

Exercise!

All: aw!

Man, I hate recess.

[ Both groaning ]

Move it! Move it!

Come on, come on!

Tighten that valve!

[ Blows ]

Third graders, recess is

Over!

Fourth graders, line up.

Muffy jenkins...

Hey, who's that with

Sauerbraten?

I must say,

Principal sauerbraten, I am

Quite impressed with what you

Have done with your school's

Recess.

Thank you,

Principal smelling.

Since we discovered the pocket

Of salad oil beneath the

Playground, we have been working

Around the clock to pump and

Barrel it for the school

District's cafeterias.

And this salad oil is simply

Delicious, if you ask me.

I didn't ask you.

I will judge that for myself.

He's right.

It is pretty good, if you like

Salad oil, that is.

Who is this child?!

Nigel uno, sir.

One of our more active students!

I prefer the word

"Proactive."

Perhaps you would prefer 30

Days in detention?!

Never mind him, sauerbraten.

Let's go back to your office.

I have something I'd like to

Discuss with you.

Lizzie!

Nigey.

You're supposed to be at recess.

Yeah, well,

Principal sauerbraten is up to

Something, and I've got to find

Out what it is.

Oh, no, you don't!

The last time I let you in here,

I got sent to siberian detention

Camp for a month.

But, lizzie, this is about

Saving recess.

Who cares about dumb, old

Recess?

At least you're doing something

Constructive instead of just

Running around in circles.

Not everyone is willing to

Give up their recess to do

Extra-credit work, lizzie.

Now if you'll excuse me...

I said no, nigel uno!

Oh, come on!

Hmm!

Look.

If you let me listen at

Sauerbraten's door, I'll...

[ Sighs ]

I'll take you on a date tonight.

[ Gasps ]

Really?

Yeah, sure.

You're not gonna send a robot,

Like you did last time, are you?

[ Laughing ] of course not.

I wouldn't dream of it.

Now keep it down, would you?

So it's settled, then.

We shall hold the annual "we

Hate kids" conference at your

School's cafeteria.

And once they taste this

Marvelous salad oil, they'll

Overwhelmingly approve our plan

To have their students begin

Drilling for oil at their

Playgrounds!

[ Laughs evilly ]

What do you mean, "our" plan?

I mean your plan,

Principal smelling, sir.

Finally, we'll get some work out

Of kids during recess.

Not if the kids next door can

Help it.

All right.

So you all know the plan.

If we're going to save recess,

We've got to strike hard, and

We've got to strike fast!

So let's move out!

[ All yelling ]

Lizzie!

What are you doing here?!

Don't tell me you forgot our

Date tonight!!

Well, no.

Um... Something kind of came up.

Yaahh!

If you think you're gonna go

Out with your friends on some

Stupid mission again!

You promised me we were going on

A date tonight!

You are going on a date

Tonight, lizzie.

We were all just going up to

Nigey's room to get him all

"Handsomed up" for you.

[ Elevator dings ]

So why don't you just wait down

Here, and he'll be down in a

Minute.

Well, okay.

But I can tell the difference

Between nigey and a robot, you

Know!

What am I going to do now?

Just go on your date.

We'll take care of the mission.

No way!

This mission is much more

Important than going to that

Stupid romantical romance of all

Romances on "fire arbor day

Spectacular."

Ah, I've been dying to see

That.

Can we go?

Please? Can we go?

Please, please, please?!

Puh-leeze?

Numbuh 5 thinks kuki's got

An idea.

[ Humming ]

Come on, nigey!

All right, already.

Keep your pantyhose on.

What did you say?!!

I mean...

Kids next door

V.o.c.a.l. Y.o.c.e.l....

Voice oscillation cartridge

Amazingly lets young operatives

Copy everybody's language.

[ Nigel's voice ] yes, dear.

Whatever you say.

That's what I thought.

Welcome, loving couples, to

The romantical romance of all

Romances on "fire arbor day

Spectacular."

Hey.

So I gave him an f-minus.

[ Laughs ]

Vice principal howitzer, of

The warburton school.

Vice principal bureal of amaya

Prep.

No, I love you more than

Unicorns and ponies in love.

Both: aww!

No, I love you more than

Unicorns and ponies and flowers

In love.

Yes, dear.

Eek!

Anything you say, dear.

Yes, dear.

Anything you say, dear.

Yes, dear.

Anything you say, dear.

Yes, dear.

Yes, yes, y-yes, yes, yes, yes.

[ Normal voice ] aah!

A robot!

Nigel uno!!

Looks like the show started.

Fellow principals, thank you

For coming to this year's "we

Hate kids" conference.

You are about to taste the most

Fabulous salad oil in the world

That has been pumped from

Beneath this school's very

Playground.

In addition, our science

Teachers lead us to believe that

There may be pockets of oil

Beneath your schools, as well.

Once we have enough oil, we may

Begin to sell this!

Principal's choice salad

Dressing, a dressing that tastes

Even better knowing it's being

Pumped free by kids during

Recess!

Sounds like these guys want

Some oil on their salads,

Numbuh 5.

You guys ready?

Good to go, numbuh 1.

Just flip that switch, and the

t*nk will blow.

Roger that.

Now get clear so we can do this

Thing.

Nigel uno!!

[ Whimpering ]

Lizzie, what are you doing here?

Thought you could fool me by

Sending a robot again, did you?!

I told you I'm not a robot.

Quiet!

Before I rip out your central

Processor, you cybernetic nigey

Impersonator, you!

But, lizzie, this is kind of

A bad time.

You think you're having a bad

Time now?!

You just wait till I make you

Eat those sungl...

Oh, that looks like a fun party!

There's streamers and balloons

And... Salad?

That is not a fun party,

Lizzie.

Those are school principals down

There, and they're planning to

Turn our recess into a permanent

Work camp.

Well, what's wrong with a

Little old-fashioned work

Instead of goofing around on the

Playground?

Recess is dumb!

Well, if recess is dumb, then

I don't want to be smart.

There is a school... No! A

World of kids out there who live

For a little bit of time when

They can turn off their brains

And play tag, swing on swings,

And slide down the slide.

But what about our date?

This isn't about us, lizzie.

It's about preserving what we

Were meant to do.

It's about...

Playing.

But if you think one date is

More important than saving a

Lifetime of recesses, then so be

It.

I'll abort the mission and leave

With you.

Oh, nigey!

That was so beautiful!

Uh, thanks.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've

Got to finish this little

Mission.

So...

What are you talking about?

We can still catch the second

Half of the romantical romance

Of all romances on "fire arbor

Day spectacular."

What?!

I never thought you'd give up

A mission to go on a date with

Me!

To take part in a tasting

Of such delicacy that all adults

Will enjoy.

And so it is at this time, my

Dear principals and

Administrators, that I would

Like to say to you...

This salad dressing tastes

Like "boogies."

[ Gasps ]

Boogies?

Is this some sort of joke?

No! No, wait.

Go back.

You can't be... Sauerbraten!

There are no boogies in this

Dressing.

See?

This salad dressing is great.

Ah. Yes, sir!

Another perfect day for recess.

And it looks like numbuh 1

Convinced somebody to come out

And play.

[ Giggles ]

Hey, numbuh 1.

Hey, guys.

Isn't it great to have recess

Back...

Aaahhhh!

[ Thud ]

Prune juice?!

All right.

So you all know the plan.

If we're going to save recess,

We've got to strike hard, and

We've got to strike fast!

So let's move out!

[ All yelling ]

Lizzie!

What are you doing here?!

Don't tell me you forgot our

Date tonight!!

Well, no.

Um... Something kind of came up.

Yaahh!

If you think you're gonna go

Out with your friends on some

Stupid mission again!

[ Inhales, whistles ]

Mnh-mnh-mnh!

[ All laughing evilly ]

All: yah-ah-ah!

Mmm!

[ All yelling ]

[ All growling ]

[ All roaring ]

[ All gasping ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Birds chirping ]

[ Dog growling ]

[ All shouting ]

[ Both gasp ]

[ Muttering angrily ]

[ All snickering ]

[ Muttering unintelligibly ]

[ Sniffing ]

[ Trap snaps ]

[ All laughing ]

All: huh?

[ Thumping ]

[ All yelling ]

Hamsters next door

T.a.t. T.r.a.p.... Trap attaches

To tail, rocketing away

Pussycats.

All: aahhh!

[ Dog growls, cats yell ]

[ Muttering angrily ]

Unh-unh-unh.

Uh-huh.

Unh-unh-unh.

Uh-huh.

Unh-unh.

Unh-unh.

Uh-huh.

Duh!

[ Wolf-whistles ]

[ Giggles ]

[ Thumping ]

[ Romantic music plays ]

All: my darling, sweet kitty,

The catnip of my eyes.

You put the "purr" in

"Purrfectly meowlicious."

[ All purring ]

That's right.

I'm talking about you, baby.

Aah!

[ Giggling ]

[ All growling ]

[ Thud ]

[ Dog growls, cats yell ]

[ All growling ]

Huh?

[ All laughing evilly ]

Huh?

All: huh?

Ah!

Aahhh!

Whew!

[ Dog growls, cats yell ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Dog growls, cats yell ]

[ Dog growls, cats yell ]

[ Dog growls, cats yell ]

[ Bell dings ]

All: rahhh!

[ All laughing evilly ]

Huh?

[ Hamster whistles ]

All: hi!

[ All gasp ]

Huh?

[ Cat whistles ]

All: yah-ha!

[ All grunting ]

[ All laughing evilly ]

[ All gasp ]

[ Dogs growling ]

[ All laughing ]

[ Humming ]

[ All grunting ]

Hmm...

Aha!

[ All yelling ]

So with recess saved, we can

Finally... What the...

Our tree house!

What evil villain could do

Such a thing?

[ All laugh nervously ]

Good evening.

We're here for a very important

Cause... Saving recess.

That's our time to play and have

Fun, to pretend we're giant

Robots or dig to china in the

Sandbox.

So call the kids next door

Hotline now to pledge your

Support to save recess.

Schools... Oh, they're trying to

Keep us inside, to brainwash us

Into eating our vegetables,

Making us wash our own

Underwear, making us...

Numbuh 5 here.

He's doing it again.

Educate!

[ Beeping ]