[ Evil laughter ]
Aah!
[ Panting ]
[ German accent ] what ein
Horrible nightmare.
Was it the one where you
Forgot to study for a big test?
No, silly, it was much
Scarier.
Aah!
[ Laughter ]
A toast to the seven seas.
More sugar for me and me
Mateys.
Who's next?
Can no one eat more sugar than
Old stickybeard?
I can.
Aargh.
You got a lot of nerve
Showing your face in the
Candy bar, lassie.
I didn't come here for sweet
Talk.
I came for information.
It's heinrich. He's missing.
Blasted fool probably got
Himself in trouble with the
Marshmallow mayans again.
Nope, it has something to do
With licorice... Black licorice.
And you're gonna tell me
Everything about it, and you're
Gonna help me find heinrich...
That is, unless you're
Sugar-free.
Ooh!
You know a candy pirate can't
Say no to a sugary challenge.
So let's do it.
'Tis your blood-sugar levels,
Lassie.
Set us up!
Now...
Ready...
Set...
Ha!
Did you say something?
Uh... Two out of three?
No, thanks. Now spill it.
[ Groans ] very well.
[ Fanfare plays ]
♪ Ohh
♪ Once there was a pirate by the
Name of black john ♪
♪ Would do anything for candy,
Even steal it from his mom ♪
♪ Well, he sailed a summer
Through just to fill his candy
- Quota ♪ - ♪ till he stumbled on an island
Off the coast of north dakota ♪
♪ And there he found
Licorice, licorice ♪
♪ Sweet, juicy, and red
♪ It grew like bamboo
♪ To the heavens it spread
♪ Licorice, licorice
♪ As red as my beard
♪ There were acres for all
Takers, or so it appeared ♪
♪ But old black john wanted
It all to himself ♪
♪ So he cut the st*lks down and
Sailed off with his wealth ♪
♪ But his greed had a cost for
Him and all his crew ♪
♪ Some very bad things were to
Happen, who knew? ♪
♪ And that's when the
Licorice, licorice ♪
♪ Turned rancid and black
♪ Was dead, no, not red
♪ And tasted like...
[ Coughing ]
♪ Licorice, licorice
♪ There's more yet to tell
♪ Their bones, how they
Groaned, turned to licorice as
Well ♪
♪ Cursed to be skeletons
Alive only at night ♪
♪ For by day, they collapse at
The dawn's early light ♪
♪ But at dusk, they'd arise just
Barely alive ♪
♪ Till one day they heard of a
Way to survive ♪
Go back to the island and
Plant there this seed.
Let moonlight upon it.
With soda, then feed.
♪ And then we'll grow
Licorice, licorice ♪
♪ Sweet, juicy, and red
♪ The curse will reverse
♪ From your bones it will shed
♪ Licorice, licorice
♪ No longer so black
♪ One seed's all you need to
Grow it all back ♪
♪ So they sailed for the island
With the seed that night ♪
♪ But, alas, stopped short when
Came morning's first light ♪
♪ 'Twas the very same day that
We came along ♪
♪ Just my cabin boy and me where
We didn't belong ♪
♪ We climbed up the steps and
Walked 'round all the stumps ♪
♪ And found there black john and
His skeleton clumps ♪
♪ Then heinrich did something
That shattered the calm ♪
♪ He snatched 'way the seed from
John's bony old palm ♪
♪ Now, the sun, it went down,
And john sprung back to life ♪
♪ And grabbed for the seed with
Great anger and strife ♪
♪ But somehow, we escaped and
Sailed off in the night ♪
♪ Not knowing that john followed
And yelled out in spite ♪
♪ Licorice, licorice
♪ I'll find you, my friend
♪ My crew shall pursue
♪ On that you can depend
There you have it, lassie.
Now b*at it.
There's just one thing.
If heinrich took the seed,
What'd he do with it?
I ate it!
What do you mean you ate it?
The food at the kids next
Door prison was awful, so
Yesterday, I took the seed out
Of mein pocket, und I ate it!
Then I say we plunge his
Stomach to get the seed.
Yeah!
I say reach down his throat
And grab it.
Yeah!
I say kick him in the stomach
Till he coughs up the seed.
Yeah!
I say we plunge him, reach
Down his throat, kick him in the
Stomach, and give him the worst
Wedgie of his life!
Yeah!
I say we send him home.
- Well, that's thinking out of - the box.
- I never would have thought of - that.
- Knock it off, you suffering - sea dogs.
I know exactly what to do with
This seed-stealing mongrel.
No!
Please don't do this to...
♪ Go back to the island and
Plant there this seed ♪
♪ Let moonlight upon it
♪ With soda, then feed
But if the seed grows in mein
Tummy, what will happen to me?!
A very good question.
My guess is that you'll go...
But I guess we'll find out soon
Enough.
Are you ready to be human again,
Me mateys?
Aye, aye, captain.
Are ye ready to see sunlight
And eat candy without it tasting
Like black licorice?
Aye, aye, captain.
Are you ready to...
Let the boy go.
That's not my particular
Choice.
Well, if it isn't me old
Cabin boy, stickyfuzz.
I'm not your cabin boy
Anymore, john, and the name's
Stickybeard now.
Aw, but you'll always be that
Cute little sweet-toothed kid
With the peach fuzz on his lip
To me.
Now off with ye.
I'm busy here.
I ain't leaving without the
Boy, john.
He may be stupid, but I'm
Willing to fight for him unless
Ye be sugar-free.
Ooh!
What did ye say?
I said let's fight for him
And fight the only way candy
Pirates know how... With sugar.
Ye think ye can b*at me?
No man has ever outsugared
Black john licorice.
Now, who said anything 'bout
A man?
A girl?
Oh, stickyfuzz, you really...
Ow!
I don't know what all the
Fuss is about.
- Numbuh 5 kind of likes black - licorice.
Ye want a piece of me, girly
Girl?
Let's see what you got.
Bring it on.
Aargh.
Now...
Ready...
Set...
Ha!
Oh, did you say something,
Johnnycakes?
Not bad, lassie, but ye be
Swimming off the charts now.
This challenge is to the death
Of your blood-sugar levels.
This challenge is to the death
Of your blood-sugar levels.
Mm-hmm.
[ Grunting ]
Aw, will you look at that?
It's almost time.
Help me, abigail.
'Tis your turn, lassie.
Think ye can do it?
[ Grunting ]
Aah!
Look, lads, the seed grows.
Last chance to save your
Friend's life, girlie.
- [ Grunting ] - I told ye no one could
Outsugar me timbers.
Look, lads, the licorice seed is
Returning us to normal.
Looks like old john b*at ye,
Lassie.
Wasn't trying to b*at you,
John.
I was stalling you.
Now!
Aah!
The seed! No!
No! Please! No!
No! We're changing back!
After so many years, black
Licorice all over again.
You have doomed us to a life of
Living licorice.
Over the teeth and through
The gums.
Look out, john.
Here comes the sun!
Huh? No!
It... It can't be morning
Already!
Aah!
You'll pay for this.
- You'll... - Huh?
Oh, hey, heinie.
Abigail, i... I never got ein
Chance to thank you for saving
Me.
Oh, that's cool.
Maybe this makes us even for
Guatemala?
Not even close!
Not even if you saved mein life
Chill out, man.
Numbuh 5 was just kidding.
Besides, you can thank me once
We get back.
Uh... Back where?
Very funny, abigail lincoln.
I'll get out, und I'll finally
Have my revenge on you, abigail!
[ Evil laughter ]
[ Baby coos ]
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
[ Loud crash ]
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Come on! Let's...
Aah!
You have been bad.
There he is!
Huh?
Don't move, count... That is,
Unless you want a taste of our
Creamy-garlic-loaded lasers.
Aah!
Numbuh 3?
Kuki, are you all right?
Medic! We need help!
My first rainbow monkey!
[ Crying ]
Numbuh 3, we need to talk.
Listen, I realize my first
Rainbow monkey means a lot to
You, but because of him,
Count spankulot got away.
You're a kids next door
Operative first.
Nothing, not even a
Hugidaciously adorable rainbow
- Monkey, should interfere with - your duties.
Then I guess I won't be going
On missions anymore.
Numbuh 3, sometimes things
Just get old, and, well, they
Need to be decommissioned.
Waa!
Come on. Listen.
La la la la la la la.
I'm not listening.
You try talking to her.
I give up.
Uh... I'm sorry about what
Happened to your rainbow monkey,
But come on.
Rainbow munchies always cheers
Numbuh 5 up when she gets the
Blues.
They really do taste 37%
Sugarier!
Whoa.
When your rainbow monkey's past
His prime, bring him here to
Pass the time.
With peaceful grounds and lots
Of pillows, check them in to
Fluffy meadows!
A retirement home for rainbow
Monkeys?
Now, that's got to be the...
Greatest idea ever!
Here at fluffy meadows, we
Have dozens of activities to
Keep your rainbow monkey
Entertained during their stay.
B-7. Anyone?
Doesn't anyone have bingo yet?
Oh, this is the last ball.
And in our lounge, we air
Rainbow monkey tv 24 hours a
Day.
And, of course, we provide all
Our guests with three sugary,
Love-filled meals a day.
Let me guess... Rainbow
Munchies cereal?
No, silly!
Everyone knows rainbow monkeys
Only eat birthday cake.
Of course. How stupid of me.
We also provide supervised
Strolls around our private lake,
Aquacise classes, and...
Yes, it all sounds perfect,
But I'll need to spend a moment
Alone to discuss it with my
First rainbow monkey.
Take all the time you need.
So, what do you think?
I know it's different, but this
Place looks like lots of fun.
Hmm?
Don't look at me like that!
No! We need to be strong.
It's the best thing for both of
Us.
I know. I know.
I'll miss you, too, but I'll
Come visit.
I will, too!
Come on, kuki.
We really should get going.
Oh.
Okay.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Man, this new-and-improved
Rainbow munchies has been flying
Off the shelf.
Want a bowl?
It'll help you take your mind
Off my first rainbow monkey.
Okay.
Hey, kuki, you want the
Prize?
Here. It's yours.
Hey!
This looks just like the button
I sewed on my first rainbow
Monkey.
Come on.
There must be tons of buttons
That look like that one.
No!
Something's wrong with him.
I can smell it!
Now, now. I'm sure he's fine.
Maybe we'll just go visit him
Later.
Or now!
I'm truly sorry, but I've
Never seen either one of you
Before in my life.
For the hundredth time, we
Were just here yesterday!
And we left my first rainbow
Monkey with you!
Maybe you left your dolly at
A different elderly-care
Facility.
No! I know he's here!
Don't you use that!
Kuki! Down, girl! Heel!
Look, kids, we're very busy
Here, so could you go play
Somewhere else?
Uh... We are so sorry for
Bothering you, sir.
Thanks for your help.
We are not leaving without my
Rainbow monkey!
Chill, numbuh 3.
We are not going anywhere.
We just need a plan.
[ Knock on door ]
What's this?
"We're really old.
Take care of us."
Oh, you poor dears.
Two more just came in.
Excellent.
- [ Laughs evilly ] - ow!
They could use some water on
That waterslide, don't you
Think?
A rainbow monkey could really
Lose some fur on that thing.
Uh...
I don't think that was a
Waterslide, numbuh 3.
What are all these poor old
Rainbow monkeys doing down here
In the dark instead of receiving
Managed care?
I don't know, but I say you
Find your rainbow monkey fast
While numbuh 5 sees if she can
Find us a way out of here.
My first rainbow monkey,
Where are you?
Come on. Come on.
Oh, hi, there, miss bar mitzvah
Ever rainbow monkey.
Have you seen my first rainbow
Monkey?
This is a good view.
My first rainbow monkey, where
Are you?
[ Gasps ] a door!
Let's just hope this is the way
Out.
Aah!
Numbuh 3!
What the? Aah! Whoa! Whoa!
Got to get out of here!
Aah!
Help!
Help me, numbuh 5!
Hold tight, numbuh 3.
Not so fast!
Nurse claiborne.
Apple crumble business not going
So well?
Not since you kids next door
Ruined it by telling everyone
The topping was pinkeye crust.
After that, I couldn't get a
School nurse's job or sell my
Delicious baked goods anywhere.
The only work I could get is
Taking care of these cursed
Rainbow monkeys.
But one day, I discovered that
Rainbow munchies cereal tasted
Even better when its made with
Real rainbow monkeys.
Rainbow munchies is rainbow
Monkeys?!
Yes!
And I wonder if it'll taste any
Sweeter with you in it.
I'm sorry, little girl.
Did you not want me to press
This?
Aah!
Oh, dear.
Numbuh 3!
I do apologize in advance.
I only have those three bandages
For you, and where you're going,
You're going to need about 10
Trillion more.
Look out below.
[ Gasps ]
If I were you, crusty, I'd look
Out above.
What are you...
Oh! Aah!
Get... Aah! Aah!
I'm gonna fall.
Aah!
Help me, please.
Pull me up. Please!
All right, but first, you
Have to make a couple of
Promises.
Okay. Anything you want.
I was thinking you could
Drive us to the mall and give us
- A couple bucks for blurpleberry - smoothies and...
Numbuh 5's got an even better
Idea.
Here. I'm done now, right?
You mean we didn't tell you
That you had to sew all of the
Rainbow monkeys back together?
[ Laughs ]
Now get sewing!
Get to sewing, crusty.
[ Laughs ]
B-7.
For the last time... B-7.
Anyone?
Bingo?
Doesn't anyone have bingo?
Please, someone call bingo.
My shift is over.
[ Sobbing ] I want to go home!
Bingo!
05x13 - Operation I.T.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.