Numbuh 4: but, dad,
I don't wanna hang out
With a bunch of girly girls
All day!
Aw, come on, champ!
You'll have a swell time!
Dad, nobody takes their son
To "bring your daughter
To work" day!
Well, I don't have
A daughter, do i, huh?
[ Brakes squeal ]
Here we are,
The old work hour.
[ Tires screech ]
[ Gasps ]
Ugh!
Oh.
Hey, watch where you're going,
You big cruddy...
- [ Chuckles ] - hello, mr. Boss.
Hope you don't mind that I
Brought my son to work today.
Don't have a daughter,
You know.
[ Grumbles ]
Ah, mr. Boss sure is
A kidder, eh?
Anyway, we'd better get on up
To the old office, right?
Don't want to be late,
You know.
Perfect timing!
Hi! Hi!
Hi! Hi!
[ Gasps ]
Come on, son.
Don't want to miss
Our ride, do we?
Excuse us, ladies. Ha ha!
[ Girls giggle ]
Isn't that wallaby beetles?
But he's a boy.
I bet I have more
Rainbow monkeys than he does.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, stupid girls.
Hey, wally, do you wanna
Borrow my purse?
Why, you little...
Dad: let's go, tiger.
You can hang out
With your girlfriends later.
Girls: bye, wally!
[ Giggling ]
Stupid girls!
[ Muttering ]
[ Humming ]
Well, here we are.
Why don't you just grab a seat
On this old drawer here
And watch how your old man
Gets it done?
[ Muttering ]
Daughter to work! Ugh!
[ Scoffs ]
Oh! Can I go to the bathroom
Or something?!
Sure, sport.
It's just right down
The old hallway.
Oh, this stinks!
Stupid "bring your daughter
To work" day!
[ Girls shouting
[ Indistinctly ]
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Whew!
Mr. Boss: mr. P., What is
The status of the party?
- Decorations - are complete, sir.
Mr. Q., What about
The propulsion systems?
We're at 100% capacity, sir.
Propulsion systems?!
Mr. W., Announce
The festivities.
Party-announcement sequence
Initiated, sir.
Excellent.
[ Evil laughter ]
- None of those girls - will suspect
That the party room is actually
A deep-space rocket
That will send them all
Off to pluto!
[ Laughter ]
Pluto?!
Serves those dumb girls
Right, though.
And we'll get rid of
The snot-nosed boys next week.
With no kids to go home to,
Their parents will have
More time to work for me!
Actually, sir,
There's the matter of the one
Boy that's here.
Oh, we'll just send him along
With the girls.
Who cares?!
As soon as all the kids
Are at the party,
We'll begin
Countdown to lift-off!
That nut's not blasting me
Anywhere!
I gotta get out of here!
[ Girls shouting
[ Indistinctly ]
Let me go! No-o-o!
Let me go, you giggly...
Oh, no! Get off!
Aah!
Oh, get out of my way!
[ Girls humming "she'll be
[ Coming around the mountain" ]
Get out! Ugh!
Ugh! Ugh!
[ Girls cheering ]
[ Girls shouting
[ Indistinctly ]
- The elevator! - No! No, wait!
Don't close!
[ Wailing ] no!
[ Girls speaking
[ Indistinctly ]
What?
Girls: mr. Boss is throwing us
A rainbow monkey party! Oh!
Ugh! Rainbow monkeys?!
♪ Rainbow monkeys,
Rainbow monkeys ♪
♪ Altogether
Rather superchunky ♪
- ♪ Bringin' love - wherever they go ♪
♪ Everyone is made
Of a big rainbow ♪
♪ Oh, red and orange
And pink and blue ♪
♪ Rainbow monkeys,
Rainbow monkeys, we love you ♪
They're freaks!
No way am I spending
The rest of my life on pluto
Playing rainbow donkeys
With a bunch of girls!
I'm out of here!
Ugh! Oh!
Girls: don't leave, wally!
[ Giggling ]
Aah!
Girls: let's play
Rainbow monkey dress-up!
No! Leave me alone!
Ugh! Ugh! Ughhh!
Come on, open up!
Whoa!
More rainbow monkeys!
There's no way out of here!
Ugh!
Stupid rainbow doofus!
Hey!
Ugh! Bingo!
Hah! Enjoy pluto, girlies!
- Numbuh 4! - [ Gasps ]
Numbuh 3,
What are you doing here?!
Well, my mom works
In accounting,
And it's "bring your..."
Tell me later.
We got to get out of here!
Why?
- They're gonna blast - this whole party to pluto!
[ Rumble ]
- [ Gasps ] - we have to save the others!
There's no time! Let's go!
Besides, they're just a bunch of
Annoying, goofy girls.
- Hah! - What?
All right,
We'll save the dumb girls.
Okay, listen up!
Anyone who doesn't want
To be blasted to pluto,
Get in the vent now!
Girl: whoopee,
Rainbow monkeys!
See? I told you.
Now, let's get out of here!
What?
They won't listen to us.
Numbuh 3, come on!
Hah!
[ Girls speaking
[ Indistinctly ]
Hmmmm.
Aah!
Hey, everybody,
I've got a secret!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
There's a whole bunch
Of, uh,
Rainbow monkey video games
Right down there.
- Girls: rainbow monkey - video games?!
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
Hurry, hurry!
Come on, everybody!
Yeah, pick up the speed,
You little brats!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
All systems checked, sir!
Begin final countdown.
Men: 10... 9... 8...
I don't know.
I'm kind of scared.
Yeah, yeah, come on!
- Aah! - [ Rumbling ]
We're taking off!
You can still make it!
- What? - Go!
No! Numbuh 4!
Oh!
Ugh!
Oh, crud!
My plan is working perfectly.
Now my workers can work
A bimillion hours a week,
And I'll never see
Another stinky little girl
Around this office again.
Whee!
Huh?
Yeah!
Whee!
What? Where are
They all coming from?
You brats are supposed to be
On your way to pluto!
What's going on here?!
Lookit, a great big
Rainbow monkey video game!
Huh?! No, no, no, no!
Sit! Stay! Heel!
Men: no, no, wait!
Don't touch that!
What does this do?
Don't touch that!
This is fun!
Please!
Numbuh 4: aah!
I wanna play
Rainbow monkey.
Numbuh 4: aaaaah!
Hey, stop, you little brats!
Uh, you're fired!
Oh, stop!
Aah! Ow! Yow!
Stop!
You can't play with that!
Aaaahhh! Get off me!
Try that one.
Whoo!
Look, we're winning!
My plans are ruined!
Awww!
Aah!
Hey! Stop!
Huh?
You have to stop that ship!
Numbuh 4's in there!
Ugh!
Stop!
Get lost, girlie!
Wait!
Oopsie.
[ Evil laughter ]
Oh, no, don't close!
Come on, come on.
[ Growls ]
[ Humming "she'll be coming
[ Around the mountain" ]
[ Growls ]
Come back!
So long, sucker!
I hope
Your friend likes pluto!
[ Evil laughter ]
Aah!
[ Gasps ]
Numbuh 4?!
Ugh. Ugh.
You're fired.
Numbuh 4, you're safe!
I thought
You were flying to pluto.
Uh, well...
You miserable brats!
You ruined me! Ruined me!
So now I'm gonna ruin y...
Thank you,
Thank you, thank you!
Get off me,
You little fleas!
Get off me! Get... Aw!
Aw, aw.
Ohh. Ughh.
Ugh.
So, how was your trip
To the bathroom?
Ugh!
Everything come out okay?
[ Chuckles ]
Sure, whatever.
You know, son, turns out
They're having a "bring your son
To work" day next week.
Ohhh. Ugh.
Sounds like fun, huh, sport?
Sport? Uh, sport?
Numbuh 1: kids next door
Satellites have discovered
An adult research facility
Near the north pole,
Where a lone scientist is
Near completion
Of an insidious device.
Its purpose... Control
The earth's weather
So that schools never have
A snow day again.
We have immediately set off
In our snow sub
To rendezvous
With kids next door
Arctic operative numbuh 30c.
Our mission... Gain control
Of the weather-control device
And reprogram it
- To make the entire school year - one big snow day.
Numbuh 30c, it's a pleasure
To be on a mission
- With someone - so highly recommended
- By kids next door - headquarters.
- The pleasure is all mine, - numbuh 1,
But are you sure your team
Is up for this kind of mission?
It's pretty dangerous.
I'm sure that you'll find
Our team bravely faces
Any attempt at adult tyranny,
No matter how grave the thr*at
Or impossible the mission.
And besides,
It's just one scientist.
What can one grown-up do
Against six of us?
[ Evil laughter ]
Only minutes to go
Before my ingenious device
Is complete,
And then i, professor xxxl,
Will proceed to change the world
For kids everywhere.
[ Evil laughter ]
But first, a nice, hot
Bowl of soup.
[ Evil laughter ]
- Steady as she goes, - numbuh 2.
Maintain present course
And we'll reach
The adult facility
In a matter of hours.
Aye, aye, numbuh 30c.
He's cool!
Yeah, if you like penguins.
So, 30c, what's life like
In the arctic?
- Oh, it's just like - anywhere else...
You know, wrestling packs
Of those big, white bears
Over territory,
- Sleeping on glaciers - to keep warm,
Eating nothing but fish blubber
To stay alive.
The usual.
Man, that guy's like
An icy tarzan!
Yeah.
- I sure wish - I was raised in the arctic.
Hey, we just passed
The research facility!
Let me see.
- I don't understand. - I mean, i...
No wonder. You, uh,
Had the coordinates wrong.
[ Chuckles ] oops.
Oops, indeed.
So the facility should be
Right about... There.
Command of the sub
And provide cover.
- Numbuhs 2, 5, and 3, - come with me.
We're going after that device.
Hey, what about me?!
You stay here and
Help numbuh 30c, numbuh 4.
Watch what he does.
Numbuh 30c is
An expert in arctic warfare.
You might learn something.
Yeah, maybe he could teach you
How to be cool.
[ Laughs ]
Be careful, 30c.
[ Giggles ]
Wow, that numbuh 3's
Kind of cute, huh?
What?! Let's just stick
To business here, slushball!
So, what do we do first
For this cruddy
Arctic-warfare stuff?
Well, the first thing
Us arctic guys always do
Is have a snack,
And I could really go
For a mango soda.
That's an order.
Stupid penguin.
For goodness' sake.
[ Humming ]
Hmm, now, where did I put
That...
Uh, I thought I had a... Aha!
Yeah.
Let's see.
Ah, yes, french, uh... Huh?
[ Rumbling ]
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
- kids next door - s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e....
super kold environment engine
bike is kinda enormous.
Come on!
So, you're coming
After my device, eh?!
Well, perhaps you'd like
A nice, hot bowl of soup!
I recommend
The minestrone m*ssile!
[ Evil laughter ]
Go get the team.
Uh-oh, incoming soup!
Evasive action!
Hang on!
Ohhh!
Was that minestrone?
Come on, numbuh 5,
Now watch this.
Whee-ee!
Yeah!
Good work, team.
Now let's get that... What?!
They changed direction!
Intercept missiles now!
We need intercept missiles!
Hello? Numbuh 30c?
Here's your cruddy soda!
Hey, what are you,
Deaf or something?!
Numbuh 1's calling us!
Hey!
- Sorry about the wait, - numbuh 1.
- Numbuh 4 was busy - with a soda
While I was pretargeting
Those missiles on your...
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
Ughhh. Ughhh.
Ughhh. Ughhh.
Ugh?
[ Evil laughter ]
Get him!
Oh. [ Evil laughter ]
[ Kids muttering ]
[ Panting ]
[ Panting ]
That scientist is headed
For the lab.
Fire the new torpedo!
Finally some action!
Preparing to target!
Stand down, numbuh 4.
I'm in command here.
I'll take care of this guy
Personally.
Aloha, baby.
[ Panting ]
What?
- Come on! - We're gaining on him!
Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh?
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
[ Wind whistling ]
[ Moaning ]
Did you get him?
Come on, let me see!
Did you get him?
Uh, yeah, course I got him.
[ Chuckles ]
Think you can just walk in here
And take my ingenious device,
Do you?!
Let's see how you fare
Against my... ♪ Ta-da...
Labora-tortoise!
Well, at least we know
That the new torpedo works.
[ Muttering ]
[ Rumbling ]
[ Whirring ]
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Code whale! Code whale!
We need a code whale!
Code what?
Move over, popsicle boy!
- Code whale coming up, - numbuh 1!
Hey, what are you doing?!
I'm in charge here!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Not bad!
Well, let's see how you like
these popsicles, kiddies!
[ Squealing ]
[ Evil laughter ]
Huh?
[ Whirring ]
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Well, well, well,
What do we have here?
Looks like we have you
And your insidious device
Right where we want you.
So what are you gonna do now?
Numbuh 30c: he's gonna leave
And finish his research.
Stupid kids next door!
This man's research
Will change the world,
And I can't let you
Stop that.
Numbuh 30c,
You double-crossed us?
Oh, come on!
Even my name
Should have given it away!
Numbuh 30c!
That is, like, 80 degrees
Fahrenheit or something,
You dopes!
Aw, metric stinks!
I gave you wrong directions,
Ignored your cries for help,
Used your new torpedo
Against you,
And now I'm gonna release
The professor
And destroy
Your precious snow sub.
- Aah! - Ugh!
Way to go, numbuh 4!
Huh?!
[ Evil laughter ]
We gotta help numbuh 4!
Quickly, to the bridge!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Idiot!
Get with it, dope!
Pineapple breath!
Okay, I give up!
Help is here, numbuh 4!
Numbuh 4?
[ Whirring ]
initiating self-destruct
sequence in five seconds.
4... 3... 2... 1...
bye-bye.
Ew!
Ugh!
Ow!
Oh!
Oh!
Ugh! Ugh! Aaah!
Why, you lousy traitor!
Why'd you do it, huh?
Why?!
I did it for a snow cone!
A what?!
Not just a snow cone!
The perfect snow cone!
Perfect texture,
Perfect temperature,
Perfect flavor
That doesn't all sink
To the bottom of the cone!
And you idiots have ruined
My research!
Why?! Why, why, why, why,
Why, why, why, why, why?!
I, uh, we thought
You were building a, uh...
- What? What could you - possibly think
I was doing in
The middle of the north pole?!
Um, building
A weather-control device?
Oh, no, no,
That's bob's project.
He works
Just over the hill there.
[ Evil laughter ]
Only minutes to go
Before my device is complete,
And schools will never have
A snow day again!
[ Evil laughter ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
01x06 - Operation: L.I.C.E./Operation: L.I.Z.Z.I.E.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.