04x08 - Vince Is Back
Posted: 03/28/24 21:04
WOMAN: Are you ready?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[girls screaming]
- There he is,
the great Vince Blake.
Vince was taking pictures
of the test.
That--that's cheating.
- You're the only person
who knows,
so if I get busted,
I know who to blame, right?
You picking up
what I'm putting down?
Good.
- Just keep your mouth shut
about Vince.
- Vince cheated.
- Told you not to mess with me.
- Then you're gonna mess
with us too.
- I can't believe
the three of you
took on the whole football team.
- They just hit you guys?
- Hit...
- Punched...
- Kicked...
- You poor guys.
- ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ah ♪
[engine roaring]
♪ ♪
- Mmm, how awesome
are these pickles?
- Mmm.
- PCA definitely has
the best pickles.
- What is a pickle, anyway?
- It starts off life
as a cucumber.
- And then?
- Uh...
It hits puberty.
And then it's a pickle?
I--I don't know.
Just eat it.
- Cucumbers become pickles
when you soak them
for a few weeks
in brine, which is
very salty water.
- So a pickle's just
a salty cucumber?
- Basically--and you can pickle
just about anything.
Uh, beets, eggs,
um, herring,
tomatoes?
- What are you doing?
- I'm inventing...
The pickle fry!
- You're lame.
- You're dumb.
- Leave him alone!
- Why are you defending Logan?
- Yeah.
- Uh...
I'm not?
Stupid Logan.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Rocket Pop,
Rocket Pop ♪
♪ Cold and sweet ♪
♪ Rocket Pop, Rocket Pop ♪
- So how you guys doing, huh?
- ♪ Sweet, sweet ♪
[crowd chatter]
- Oh, hey, man.
Good to see you back.
- Oh, you guys are so sweet.
- We missed you.
- Hey, I missed you too.
It's really nice--
- It's good to have you back.
How have you been?
- Good.
[voices slowing down]
- Yeah. I hope so.
[slowed-down laughter]
Really hope so...
[loud booming]
- No!
[laughter]
- Logan! Zoey!
Lola! Quinn!
He's back! He's back!
He's back!
I just saw him!
He's back at PCA--
- Oh, my--
[screaming]
[all gasping]
- Oh, my God.
- Ah!
- Are you all right?
- What happened?
- Vince Blake is back.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- How could you let Vince Blake
back into PCA?
- Girls, it's very complicated.
- It's not complicated!
- He cheated on a major test.
- And then he beat up
three of our best friends.
- Which is why he was expelled.
- I realize that.
I am the one who expelled him.
- Well, "expelled"
means expelled!
- You can't just
let him back in!
- And why are you playing
with a cheesy-bake oven?
- Yeah, what's wrong with you?
- [sighs]
I bought this for my daughter,
and my wife wants me
to test it for safety,
so I'm making
a blueberry cheesecake.
[laughing] It's so cute!
- Hey!
- We're talking to you
about something important.
[oven dings]
[sighs]
- We don't want Vince Blake
at PCA!
- Listen,
Vince spent a lot of time
in teen therapy.
It was an intensive program,
and I was guaranteed
by the counselors
and Vince's parents that he's
a different person now.
- Well, I ain't buying it.
- Neither ain't I.
- [sighs] We demand you kick
Vince out of PCA.
- Seriously.
- Are you listening?
- Absolutely.
- So you'll get rid of him?
- Nope.
Now, who wants cheesecake?
- ♪ Ooh ♪
[rock music]
- So that's it?
- That's just it?
- Yup.
- So Dean Rivers is just
fine with letting him
go to school here?
- Uh-huh.
- He wouldn't even listen to us.
- He just sat there
making a teeny cheesecake.
- Did you remind him
that he beat up me,
Michael, and Chase?
- And Del Figgalo.
- Well, Mark probably
deserved it.
- He was your boyfriend.
- Well, he's not anymore!
Well, he's not.
- I'm outraged.
Out-raged!
- Me too.
- Calm down.
Have some Javaccino.
Good girl.
- Well, what are we gonna
do about this?
- Yeah, what are we gonna do?
- We'll tell you
what we're gonna do.
- We're gonna ignore him.
- Yeah, we are.
- Whenever he's around,
we act like he's not even there.
- And if he tries to talk
to any of us,
we just go, "Hmm!"
- Yeah, I don't think so.
- We're gonna do a lot more
to Vince Blake
than just go, "Hmm!"
- So, what are you gonna do?
- It's not like you two
can beat him up.
- Yeah, Vince could punch you
both in the face
you could yell, "Ow."
- [laughing]
- [derisive laughter]
Thank you, Lola.
- We're not gonna fight him.
- Smart.
- So what are you gonna do?
- We're gonna dish out
a little comeuppance.
- The thing you wear around your
waist with a tuxedo?
- That's a cummerbund.
- Well, what's a comeuppance?
- "To comeuppance" means
to get revenge.
- [sighs]
- So, what kind of cheesecake?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Here you go.
Grandiose Javaccino.
- [laughing] Yes!
Come here.
[sighs]
- I thought we were gonna give
Vince some comeuppance.
- Oh, we are.
[chuckles]
Little green ball.
From Quinn.
- What's it do?
- [chuckles] Let's just say...
this Javaccino is gonna
comeuppance
all over Vince Blake's face.
[laughter]
Okay, Calvin.
You know what to do.
- And you promise you'll get me
a date with Lola?
- As far as you know.
- Here comes Vince.
- Oh, no. Here. Do it.
[horn honking]
- Hey, congratulations.
- Ow!
CALVIN: Yeah, you.
You're the 100th guy
to walk past this cart today.
You win a free
Grandiose Javaccino.
- Thanks, but
I don't drink coffee.
Hey...wait...
- I'll take it.
- But...
[slurping]
both: Uh-oh.
[dramatic music]
[expl*si*n]
- Can I get another one?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- What's up, Lola?
- Just getting ready
to do some yoga.
- Same here--know what I love
most about yoga?
- Later.
- Okay. See ya!
♪ ♪
[smooth vocal harmonies]
♪ ♪
- I like your outfit.
- Hmm!
- Is there a problem?
- Yeah, could you not
stand next to me like that?
- Sure, how would you like me to
stand, like this?
Maybe like this?
Either of those work for you?
- Why don't you go stand at
the bottom of a swimming pool?
For like half an hour?
- Wow.
It almost seems like
you hate my guts.
- Oh, well I never meant to make
it seem like I hate your guts.
- You didn't?
- No, I mean to make it, like,
way clear that I hate your guts.
- And now you have.
- Good.
- You're cute.
- Don't call me "cute."
I don't want to be called
"cute" by you.
- Any reason?
- Yeah.
'Cause you beat up my friends.
- Listen:
I've changed,
all right?
I'm a different person now.
- Oh, please.
A guy can't go from being
an obnoxious jerk
to a good person
in one year.
- I'm standing here.
- Yeah, wish you weren't.
- Look: I'm really sorry
about what I did
to your friends.
But come on, I got expelled,
for crying out loud.
LOLA: [sighs]
- That's not enough?
- Nope.
- So what's gonna
make you happy?
You want to see me get beat up?
- That'd be awesome.
- All right.
Back up now.
Oh!
Ah!
Hoo!
Now I'm gonna finish myself off
with one of these.
D'oh! Oh!
There.
Now I have been hit,
slapped, and thumped.
You like me?
- Let's see--no.
MAN: Welcome, yoga people.
Namaste.
Everybody stand.
We'll start with
some sun salutations.
[peaceful Eastern music]
- Listen: after class,
why don't you let me
buy you a smoothie
and we'll talk, okay?
YOGA INSTRUCTOR: Switch Mukha.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Oh. Hey.
Stacey told me Vince Blake
was in your yoga class.
- Yeah. He was.
- So, what happened?
Did you snub him?
Did you go, "Hmm!"
- Sure did.
- So, what happened?
- Well, I told him
I was really mad about
the way he beat up the guys,
and,
you know, I said
other mean stuff.
- And what'd he say?
- Just that he's changed,
and he asked if we could talk
after yoga.
ZOEY: So, did you?
- Yeah.
- And what happened?
- I kissed him!
- You kissed him?
- Four times.
- Why?
- He's really good at it.
[upbeat rock music]
QUINN: What?
- Lola kissed Vince Blake
four times.
- Has she lost her mind?
- Yes. She's a traitor.
- Stop talking about me
like I'm not in the room!
- You do realize
you kissed the boy
who beat up our best friends?
- He's changed.
He's really nice now.
Do you know he helps raise money
for orphans in Nicaragua?
- Maybe Vince hypnotized her.
- Stop it!
- I can't believe
you would do this.
- Of all the boys at PCA.
- You guys, listen:
I know Vince used to be a mean,
horrible egomaniac,
but people can change.
He's really sweet now,
and gentle,
and he's really fun to kiss.
Four times!
- Quit saying that!
- I can't!
I had a blast!
- I can't listen to this.
I have to go for a walk.
- [sighs] I'll come with you.
- Can I come?
- No.
- Not really.
Why don't you just go kiss
your boyfriend some more?
- Okay.
[laughing]
- Lola?
- Kissed Vince Blake?
- Four times!
She says he's changed,
and he's really nice now.
- Ah!
- Well, we don't care!
- That's right, me and Logan
are gonna take care
of Mr. Vince Blake.
- With this.
ZOEY: What is that?
- A spring-loaded
launching device.
- After we put it together,
it'll fling any five-pound item
over 300 yards.
- Vince Blake will get
his comeuppance.
- Yes, he will.
[sweet vocal harmonies]
♪ ♪
- This thing is awesome.
- Those Quebecistanians know how
to engineer fine equipment.
♪ ♪
Hey! Look, look, look.
♪ ♪
LOGAN: And there's our target.
♪ ♪
MICHAEL: "Hi, I'm Vince Blake.
I think I can beat up people
and get away with it."
Well, think again!
♪ ♪
- Yeah.
It's comeuppance time.
- Let's do this.
[horn honking]
- Dean Rivers?
Uh, hey.
Can I get a quick photo of you
for the PCA yearbook?
I'm on the staff.
- Can we do it another time?
It's my little girl's birthday,
and I want to get this
cheesy-cake oven--
- It'll just take 60 seconds.
- All right.
Let's do it over there
by that palm tree.
- Sweet.
[giggles]
[pleasant music]
♪ ♪
- Give me the eggs.
- Eggs...
♪ ♪
Ah.
And a little ketchup.
♪ ♪
Ah!
- Few anchovies?
- Oh, nothing like
a hairy fish.
♪ ♪
Oh. [chuckles]
- Ready?
- Unlock the trigger guard.
♪ ♪
[electronic beeping]
Target acquired.
♪ ♪
One...
- Two...
both: Three!
[whipping through wind]
- [gasps]
The whole arm flew off!
- Yes, the cheesy-cake oven
works fine,
and totally--
[sparks crackling]
♪ ♪
I might be late.
- Ah, I see you guys
got your thing built.
- Oh, did you get Vince?
- No.
♪ ♪
QUINN: Look at him,
just sitting there,
looking all smug.
- And look who's coming his way.
- Hey, you.
- Hey, how you doing?
- Good.
- Oh, you look beautiful.
[all groaning]
ZOEY: Look at that!
How can she like him?
- The guy who hit us.
- In our faces.
- And other places.
Oh! With his foot.
- All right,
I can't take this anymore.
- Me neither.
- What are you gonna do?
- We're gonna go tell Vince that
we don't want him at PCA.
- And that we sure don't want
him cavorting with our Lola.
- You should.
- Let's go tell him off.
- Right beside you.
[laughter]
- Hey, what happened?
- Um, you know...
I don't know.
- Stuff?
- Well, did you guys
talk to Vince or not?
- Yes.
- He's really nice.
- Oh, my God!
- What?
- It's true.
- Vince has changed.
- He apologized for everything.
- Did you know he reads poems
to the elderly now?
- Oh, get out!
- Dude.
- If our lady friends want to be
all chummy-chummy
with Vince Blake, so be it.
Not us,
'cause you know
what we're gonna get?
- Comeuppance!
- "Come," "upp," and "ance"!
- But...
Vince bought us gummy bears.
MICHAEL: Get out!
[upbeat music]
- So yes, I have eaten one,
but I didn't know it was alive.
all: Eww!
- Um, okay, Zoey.
Have you ever kissed
someone you didn't like?
- Yes.
- Who?
- Tell us!
- Go on.
- Jeff Norkin in seventh grade.
- [laughing]
- Why'd you kiss him
if you didn't like him?
- 'Cause he was sweet,
and he seemed so desperate.
- Aww.
both: Boo!
- Lame.
- Oh, and you've never kissed
someone you didn't like?
- Of course I have.
I didn't like you.
- But who loves me now?
- Me.
[laughter]
- Oh, eww!
- Okay, stop. Come on.
QUINN: Ah. Boo!
No PDA. Stop it.
[laughter]
[funky bass music]
- They make me sick.
- Our friends.
Laughing with Vince Blake.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
[radio beeps]
- Bubble Wrap.
Bubble Wrap, you there?
- Go for Bubble Wrap.
- This is the Egg Man
and the Walrus.
We're on our way.
Count to 30, then call
the Corn Flake.
[radio crackles]
♪ ♪
- Who's the Corn Flake?
- [sighs]
Vince is the Corn Flake.
Why did we even
have the meeting?
[rock music]
[laughter]
- All right, okay. Quinn.
Have you ever
committed a crime?
- Does buying purified uranium
from Bakislavia count?
[upbeat bass music]
♪ ♪
- 27...28...
Hey, Vince! Vince Blake!
Help!
♪ ♪
Help!
♪ ♪
- Wait.
- Stay here.
- But some guy just--
- It's a trick.
- A trick?
- Logan and Michael
want to give you "comeuppance."
- For what?
- 'Cause you beat 'em up
last year.
- Oh, right,
people did used to hate it
when I'd hit 'em.
So what are they gonna do?
- They're trying to lure you
over there
so you'll step
on a trigger plate,
and then stuff's gonna
fall all over you.
- Ah.
- Ooh, how mature!
- I'll be right back.
- Where you going?
- To go step
on the trigger plate.
- Dude.
- Why?
- Vince!
- Don't!
- Look, those guys aren't
wrong to be mad at me.
And if they feel like
they got to get me back
for what I did...
I'm gonna let them get
their "comeuppance."
- You are so brave.
- I think I'll be all right.
[dramatic music]
- Here he comes.
Here he comes!
- This is gonna be so great.
♪ ♪
How much mustard's
gonna fall on him?
- 55 gallons.
- Awesome.
- And then he gets blasted.
- Oh, yeah.
What'd Firewire
put in the cannon?
- Croutons.
- One of those couch-bed things?
- No.
Croutons!
The crunchy bread nuggets
you put on salads.
♪ ♪
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
♪ ♪
[electronic beeping]
♪ ♪
[stomping feet]
[electronic beeping]
♪ ♪
Hey, Michael, Logan.
I'm trying here.
[electronic beeping]
What am I doing wrong?
[electronic beeping]
[bouncy music]
♪ ♪
- Way to go, Vince.
Thanks for breaking our thing.
- Who do you think you are?
♪ ♪
[electronic beeping]
- Look, guys,
I'm sorry about
what happened before.
I mean, I know I wasn't
the nicest guy,
but I've really changed.
And if you give me a chance,
I hope we could be friends.
Look, if you want to kick me,
or punch me in the face,
however you want to
"comeuppance" me,
go for it.
I promise I won't fight back.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Seriously, I--I deserve it.
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
♪ ♪
We're cool, man.
- Good.
We cool?
♪ ♪
Let's hang out sometime, huh?
- [sighs]
I guess people can change.
- Guess so.
[electronic beeping]
Now I kind of feel bad about--
There's the mustard.
[electronic beeping]
[expl*si*n]
- Oh, man!
[laughter]
- [sighs] And the croutons.
[laughter]
WOMAN: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[dinging]
- Mmm.
- They make me sick.
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[girls screaming]
- There he is,
the great Vince Blake.
Vince was taking pictures
of the test.
That--that's cheating.
- You're the only person
who knows,
so if I get busted,
I know who to blame, right?
You picking up
what I'm putting down?
Good.
- Just keep your mouth shut
about Vince.
- Vince cheated.
- Told you not to mess with me.
- Then you're gonna mess
with us too.
- I can't believe
the three of you
took on the whole football team.
- They just hit you guys?
- Hit...
- Punched...
- Kicked...
- You poor guys.
- ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ah ♪
[engine roaring]
♪ ♪
- Mmm, how awesome
are these pickles?
- Mmm.
- PCA definitely has
the best pickles.
- What is a pickle, anyway?
- It starts off life
as a cucumber.
- And then?
- Uh...
It hits puberty.
And then it's a pickle?
I--I don't know.
Just eat it.
- Cucumbers become pickles
when you soak them
for a few weeks
in brine, which is
very salty water.
- So a pickle's just
a salty cucumber?
- Basically--and you can pickle
just about anything.
Uh, beets, eggs,
um, herring,
tomatoes?
- What are you doing?
- I'm inventing...
The pickle fry!
- You're lame.
- You're dumb.
- Leave him alone!
- Why are you defending Logan?
- Yeah.
- Uh...
I'm not?
Stupid Logan.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Rocket Pop,
Rocket Pop ♪
♪ Cold and sweet ♪
♪ Rocket Pop, Rocket Pop ♪
- So how you guys doing, huh?
- ♪ Sweet, sweet ♪
[crowd chatter]
- Oh, hey, man.
Good to see you back.
- Oh, you guys are so sweet.
- We missed you.
- Hey, I missed you too.
It's really nice--
- It's good to have you back.
How have you been?
- Good.
[voices slowing down]
- Yeah. I hope so.
[slowed-down laughter]
Really hope so...
[loud booming]
- No!
[laughter]
- Logan! Zoey!
Lola! Quinn!
He's back! He's back!
He's back!
I just saw him!
He's back at PCA--
- Oh, my--
[screaming]
[all gasping]
- Oh, my God.
- Ah!
- Are you all right?
- What happened?
- Vince Blake is back.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- How could you let Vince Blake
back into PCA?
- Girls, it's very complicated.
- It's not complicated!
- He cheated on a major test.
- And then he beat up
three of our best friends.
- Which is why he was expelled.
- I realize that.
I am the one who expelled him.
- Well, "expelled"
means expelled!
- You can't just
let him back in!
- And why are you playing
with a cheesy-bake oven?
- Yeah, what's wrong with you?
- [sighs]
I bought this for my daughter,
and my wife wants me
to test it for safety,
so I'm making
a blueberry cheesecake.
[laughing] It's so cute!
- Hey!
- We're talking to you
about something important.
[oven dings]
[sighs]
- We don't want Vince Blake
at PCA!
- Listen,
Vince spent a lot of time
in teen therapy.
It was an intensive program,
and I was guaranteed
by the counselors
and Vince's parents that he's
a different person now.
- Well, I ain't buying it.
- Neither ain't I.
- [sighs] We demand you kick
Vince out of PCA.
- Seriously.
- Are you listening?
- Absolutely.
- So you'll get rid of him?
- Nope.
Now, who wants cheesecake?
- ♪ Ooh ♪
[rock music]
- So that's it?
- That's just it?
- Yup.
- So Dean Rivers is just
fine with letting him
go to school here?
- Uh-huh.
- He wouldn't even listen to us.
- He just sat there
making a teeny cheesecake.
- Did you remind him
that he beat up me,
Michael, and Chase?
- And Del Figgalo.
- Well, Mark probably
deserved it.
- He was your boyfriend.
- Well, he's not anymore!
Well, he's not.
- I'm outraged.
Out-raged!
- Me too.
- Calm down.
Have some Javaccino.
Good girl.
- Well, what are we gonna
do about this?
- Yeah, what are we gonna do?
- We'll tell you
what we're gonna do.
- We're gonna ignore him.
- Yeah, we are.
- Whenever he's around,
we act like he's not even there.
- And if he tries to talk
to any of us,
we just go, "Hmm!"
- Yeah, I don't think so.
- We're gonna do a lot more
to Vince Blake
than just go, "Hmm!"
- So, what are you gonna do?
- It's not like you two
can beat him up.
- Yeah, Vince could punch you
both in the face
you could yell, "Ow."
- [laughing]
- [derisive laughter]
Thank you, Lola.
- We're not gonna fight him.
- Smart.
- So what are you gonna do?
- We're gonna dish out
a little comeuppance.
- The thing you wear around your
waist with a tuxedo?
- That's a cummerbund.
- Well, what's a comeuppance?
- "To comeuppance" means
to get revenge.
- [sighs]
- So, what kind of cheesecake?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Here you go.
Grandiose Javaccino.
- [laughing] Yes!
Come here.
[sighs]
- I thought we were gonna give
Vince some comeuppance.
- Oh, we are.
[chuckles]
Little green ball.
From Quinn.
- What's it do?
- [chuckles] Let's just say...
this Javaccino is gonna
comeuppance
all over Vince Blake's face.
[laughter]
Okay, Calvin.
You know what to do.
- And you promise you'll get me
a date with Lola?
- As far as you know.
- Here comes Vince.
- Oh, no. Here. Do it.
[horn honking]
- Hey, congratulations.
- Ow!
CALVIN: Yeah, you.
You're the 100th guy
to walk past this cart today.
You win a free
Grandiose Javaccino.
- Thanks, but
I don't drink coffee.
Hey...wait...
- I'll take it.
- But...
[slurping]
both: Uh-oh.
[dramatic music]
[expl*si*n]
- Can I get another one?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- What's up, Lola?
- Just getting ready
to do some yoga.
- Same here--know what I love
most about yoga?
- Later.
- Okay. See ya!
♪ ♪
[smooth vocal harmonies]
♪ ♪
- I like your outfit.
- Hmm!
- Is there a problem?
- Yeah, could you not
stand next to me like that?
- Sure, how would you like me to
stand, like this?
Maybe like this?
Either of those work for you?
- Why don't you go stand at
the bottom of a swimming pool?
For like half an hour?
- Wow.
It almost seems like
you hate my guts.
- Oh, well I never meant to make
it seem like I hate your guts.
- You didn't?
- No, I mean to make it, like,
way clear that I hate your guts.
- And now you have.
- Good.
- You're cute.
- Don't call me "cute."
I don't want to be called
"cute" by you.
- Any reason?
- Yeah.
'Cause you beat up my friends.
- Listen:
I've changed,
all right?
I'm a different person now.
- Oh, please.
A guy can't go from being
an obnoxious jerk
to a good person
in one year.
- I'm standing here.
- Yeah, wish you weren't.
- Look: I'm really sorry
about what I did
to your friends.
But come on, I got expelled,
for crying out loud.
LOLA: [sighs]
- That's not enough?
- Nope.
- So what's gonna
make you happy?
You want to see me get beat up?
- That'd be awesome.
- All right.
Back up now.
Oh!
Ah!
Hoo!
Now I'm gonna finish myself off
with one of these.
D'oh! Oh!
There.
Now I have been hit,
slapped, and thumped.
You like me?
- Let's see--no.
MAN: Welcome, yoga people.
Namaste.
Everybody stand.
We'll start with
some sun salutations.
[peaceful Eastern music]
- Listen: after class,
why don't you let me
buy you a smoothie
and we'll talk, okay?
YOGA INSTRUCTOR: Switch Mukha.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Oh. Hey.
Stacey told me Vince Blake
was in your yoga class.
- Yeah. He was.
- So, what happened?
Did you snub him?
Did you go, "Hmm!"
- Sure did.
- So, what happened?
- Well, I told him
I was really mad about
the way he beat up the guys,
and,
you know, I said
other mean stuff.
- And what'd he say?
- Just that he's changed,
and he asked if we could talk
after yoga.
ZOEY: So, did you?
- Yeah.
- And what happened?
- I kissed him!
- You kissed him?
- Four times.
- Why?
- He's really good at it.
[upbeat rock music]
QUINN: What?
- Lola kissed Vince Blake
four times.
- Has she lost her mind?
- Yes. She's a traitor.
- Stop talking about me
like I'm not in the room!
- You do realize
you kissed the boy
who beat up our best friends?
- He's changed.
He's really nice now.
Do you know he helps raise money
for orphans in Nicaragua?
- Maybe Vince hypnotized her.
- Stop it!
- I can't believe
you would do this.
- Of all the boys at PCA.
- You guys, listen:
I know Vince used to be a mean,
horrible egomaniac,
but people can change.
He's really sweet now,
and gentle,
and he's really fun to kiss.
Four times!
- Quit saying that!
- I can't!
I had a blast!
- I can't listen to this.
I have to go for a walk.
- [sighs] I'll come with you.
- Can I come?
- No.
- Not really.
Why don't you just go kiss
your boyfriend some more?
- Okay.
[laughing]
- Lola?
- Kissed Vince Blake?
- Four times!
She says he's changed,
and he's really nice now.
- Ah!
- Well, we don't care!
- That's right, me and Logan
are gonna take care
of Mr. Vince Blake.
- With this.
ZOEY: What is that?
- A spring-loaded
launching device.
- After we put it together,
it'll fling any five-pound item
over 300 yards.
- Vince Blake will get
his comeuppance.
- Yes, he will.
[sweet vocal harmonies]
♪ ♪
- This thing is awesome.
- Those Quebecistanians know how
to engineer fine equipment.
♪ ♪
Hey! Look, look, look.
♪ ♪
LOGAN: And there's our target.
♪ ♪
MICHAEL: "Hi, I'm Vince Blake.
I think I can beat up people
and get away with it."
Well, think again!
♪ ♪
- Yeah.
It's comeuppance time.
- Let's do this.
[horn honking]
- Dean Rivers?
Uh, hey.
Can I get a quick photo of you
for the PCA yearbook?
I'm on the staff.
- Can we do it another time?
It's my little girl's birthday,
and I want to get this
cheesy-cake oven--
- It'll just take 60 seconds.
- All right.
Let's do it over there
by that palm tree.
- Sweet.
[giggles]
[pleasant music]
♪ ♪
- Give me the eggs.
- Eggs...
♪ ♪
Ah.
And a little ketchup.
♪ ♪
Ah!
- Few anchovies?
- Oh, nothing like
a hairy fish.
♪ ♪
Oh. [chuckles]
- Ready?
- Unlock the trigger guard.
♪ ♪
[electronic beeping]
Target acquired.
♪ ♪
One...
- Two...
both: Three!
[whipping through wind]
- [gasps]
The whole arm flew off!
- Yes, the cheesy-cake oven
works fine,
and totally--
[sparks crackling]
♪ ♪
I might be late.
- Ah, I see you guys
got your thing built.
- Oh, did you get Vince?
- No.
♪ ♪
QUINN: Look at him,
just sitting there,
looking all smug.
- And look who's coming his way.
- Hey, you.
- Hey, how you doing?
- Good.
- Oh, you look beautiful.
[all groaning]
ZOEY: Look at that!
How can she like him?
- The guy who hit us.
- In our faces.
- And other places.
Oh! With his foot.
- All right,
I can't take this anymore.
- Me neither.
- What are you gonna do?
- We're gonna go tell Vince that
we don't want him at PCA.
- And that we sure don't want
him cavorting with our Lola.
- You should.
- Let's go tell him off.
- Right beside you.
[laughter]
- Hey, what happened?
- Um, you know...
I don't know.
- Stuff?
- Well, did you guys
talk to Vince or not?
- Yes.
- He's really nice.
- Oh, my God!
- What?
- It's true.
- Vince has changed.
- He apologized for everything.
- Did you know he reads poems
to the elderly now?
- Oh, get out!
- Dude.
- If our lady friends want to be
all chummy-chummy
with Vince Blake, so be it.
Not us,
'cause you know
what we're gonna get?
- Comeuppance!
- "Come," "upp," and "ance"!
- But...
Vince bought us gummy bears.
MICHAEL: Get out!
[upbeat music]
- So yes, I have eaten one,
but I didn't know it was alive.
all: Eww!
- Um, okay, Zoey.
Have you ever kissed
someone you didn't like?
- Yes.
- Who?
- Tell us!
- Go on.
- Jeff Norkin in seventh grade.
- [laughing]
- Why'd you kiss him
if you didn't like him?
- 'Cause he was sweet,
and he seemed so desperate.
- Aww.
both: Boo!
- Lame.
- Oh, and you've never kissed
someone you didn't like?
- Of course I have.
I didn't like you.
- But who loves me now?
- Me.
[laughter]
- Oh, eww!
- Okay, stop. Come on.
QUINN: Ah. Boo!
No PDA. Stop it.
[laughter]
[funky bass music]
- They make me sick.
- Our friends.
Laughing with Vince Blake.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
[radio beeps]
- Bubble Wrap.
Bubble Wrap, you there?
- Go for Bubble Wrap.
- This is the Egg Man
and the Walrus.
We're on our way.
Count to 30, then call
the Corn Flake.
[radio crackles]
♪ ♪
- Who's the Corn Flake?
- [sighs]
Vince is the Corn Flake.
Why did we even
have the meeting?
[rock music]
[laughter]
- All right, okay. Quinn.
Have you ever
committed a crime?
- Does buying purified uranium
from Bakislavia count?
[upbeat bass music]
♪ ♪
- 27...28...
Hey, Vince! Vince Blake!
Help!
♪ ♪
Help!
♪ ♪
- Wait.
- Stay here.
- But some guy just--
- It's a trick.
- A trick?
- Logan and Michael
want to give you "comeuppance."
- For what?
- 'Cause you beat 'em up
last year.
- Oh, right,
people did used to hate it
when I'd hit 'em.
So what are they gonna do?
- They're trying to lure you
over there
so you'll step
on a trigger plate,
and then stuff's gonna
fall all over you.
- Ah.
- Ooh, how mature!
- I'll be right back.
- Where you going?
- To go step
on the trigger plate.
- Dude.
- Why?
- Vince!
- Don't!
- Look, those guys aren't
wrong to be mad at me.
And if they feel like
they got to get me back
for what I did...
I'm gonna let them get
their "comeuppance."
- You are so brave.
- I think I'll be all right.
[dramatic music]
- Here he comes.
Here he comes!
- This is gonna be so great.
♪ ♪
How much mustard's
gonna fall on him?
- 55 gallons.
- Awesome.
- And then he gets blasted.
- Oh, yeah.
What'd Firewire
put in the cannon?
- Croutons.
- One of those couch-bed things?
- No.
Croutons!
The crunchy bread nuggets
you put on salads.
♪ ♪
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
♪ ♪
[electronic beeping]
♪ ♪
[stomping feet]
[electronic beeping]
♪ ♪
Hey, Michael, Logan.
I'm trying here.
[electronic beeping]
What am I doing wrong?
[electronic beeping]
[bouncy music]
♪ ♪
- Way to go, Vince.
Thanks for breaking our thing.
- Who do you think you are?
♪ ♪
[electronic beeping]
- Look, guys,
I'm sorry about
what happened before.
I mean, I know I wasn't
the nicest guy,
but I've really changed.
And if you give me a chance,
I hope we could be friends.
Look, if you want to kick me,
or punch me in the face,
however you want to
"comeuppance" me,
go for it.
I promise I won't fight back.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Seriously, I--I deserve it.
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
♪ ♪
We're cool, man.
- Good.
We cool?
♪ ♪
Let's hang out sometime, huh?
- [sighs]
I guess people can change.
- Guess so.
[electronic beeping]
Now I kind of feel bad about--
There's the mustard.
[electronic beeping]
[expl*si*n]
- Oh, man!
[laughter]
- [sighs] And the croutons.
[laughter]
WOMAN: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[dinging]
- Mmm.
- They make me sick.