01x12 - School Dance
Posted: 03/28/24 20:55
WOMAN: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- Ok, now we're going
to talk about
demographics.
Now I know it sounds
complicated,
but it's really not.
Y'see, sometimes a company
wants to sell a product
to men,
sometimes to women.
Or sometimes age is an issue
if they want to just
consider--
[computer beeps]
- You're supposed to keep
your sound off!
- [groans]
- Zoey?
- Um, yes, sir?
- You know there's
a rule against
instant messaging in class.
Were you?
- Maybe.
- Well,
if your IM is so important,
then why don't you read it
out loud to the class?
- Um, I don't think you want
me to do that.
- Read the message.
- "Hey Zo, you think
Mr. Bender knows
his zipper's down?"
[students laugh]
- Oh, boy,
that's stuck.
Uh,
does anyone have pliers?
- Excuse us, Mr. Bender?
- Hey, Todd.
- Can Debra and I make
an announcement to the class?
- Yes.
- Thanks!
Hey, fellow PCA students!
- What's up, Stingrays!
Yeah!
- Now, I know we
don't have to remind you
that the PCA school dance
is coming up.
- And I'm sure some of you
have thought about
who you'd like to ask.
DEBRA: Now, asking someone
to a dance can be
a little awkward.
- So this year,
you don't have to!
- Why not?
- 'Cause we thought it
would be so much funner
if we all took
personality tests
and then had a computer
match us up
based on how compatible
our personalities are.
- Personality tests rock!
- Any questions?
- Yeah, how do we get out
of doing this?
- Oh, c'mon,
it's gonna be super fun.
- You'll all get to meet
a new person
who shares the same
interests as you.
- Your perfect match!
- So just go online
to PCAtest.com,
fill out your
personality test...
- Then e-mail it in,
the computer
will do its thing,
and poof!
- You've got a date
to the dance!
- Yeah!
[zipper zips up]
MR. BENDER: Got it!
Oh!
Uh...
got my zipper up.
- Ok, I cannot wait
to go back
to our dorm and take my
personality test.
- I can rate your
personality right now.
- Dana.
- Whatever.
All I know is this school
is 90% guys.
- So?
- So, we're girls.
- Oh, so that's why
I have those bras in my drawer.
- What I mean is,
there's way more boys
here at PCA,
so we're bound to get
matched up
with some awesome guys.
Think about it.
ALL: Yeah.
- This dance
is gonna be awesome.
[all laugh]
- This dance
is gonna be lame.
- So lame.
- Way lame.
I don't wanna meet new people.
It was hard enough meeting
the people I already met.
- Yeah, besides,
we could be in big trouble
with this whole computer
match-up thing.
- How so?
- Think about it.
PCA is only 10% girls.
That's not a lot to choose from.
- He's right.
Think of the girls
we could get matched up with.
ALL: Yeah.
- Aw, man. I gotta run.
- Yo, where to?
- Well, I signed up
to be a campus guide
for a foreign exchange student.
- you're gonna baby-sit
some foreign guy?
- No, I'm gonna baby-sit
some foreign girl.
- Ahh.
[laughs]
- See ya.
- Good luck.
You know, Michael's right.
This whole dance,
this computer match-up thing,
it's a big problem.
- Yeah? I know what your
problem is.
- What do you mean?
- You don't wanna get
matched up with someone
'cause you want to ask Zoey.
- Dude, when are you gonna
get it through your head
that I just like Zoey
as a friend?
- Fine.
Then I won't tell you
how you could take Zoey
to the dance.
- Well, you know,
just out of curiosity, uh,
how could I take her?
- Ok,
the computer matches you up
with someone based on
the answers you give on
your compatibility test, right?
- Yeah. So?
- Then all you gotta do
is answer your questions
the same way Zoey would.
- But I don't know
how Zoey's gonna answer
the questions.
- Well, then you'd better
find out.
'Cause if you can
match her answers,
then you get
matched up with Zoey.
- Oh, come on, that's--
that's brilliant.
- Hey, some guys
are brilliant,
some guys are great looking,
I just happen to be both.
Later, man.
- Later.
- Uh, Allie?
- No, I'm not Allie.
- Uh, are you sure?
Why don't I just give you
a couple of minutes,
think about it,
please say yes.
- No, sorry.
- Excuse, please?
You are Michael?
- Yeah. What's up?
- I am Ollie.
The foreign exchange student
for you.
Ollie.
- Ollie?
But you're a guy!
- Yeah,
it is so pleasant to meet you.
[smooching]
- [grunting]
What are you doing?!
- I am sorry.
In my country,
that is how a person
greets a new friend.
- Yeah, well,
in this country,
that's how you get punched
in the head.
- [laughs]
Ahh, good one.
Oh, you make me laugh.
Oh! Ohh!
- [sighs]
Personality test.
Let's see what we got here.
Number one:
"What's your favorite fruit?"
Number 2:
"Are you easily frightened?"
Boo!
- What was that?
- Nothing.
So, uh...
whatcha eating there?
An apple?
- Mm-hmm.
- Cool.
So, uh...
would you say that apples
are your favorite fruit?
- Uh, yeah, I guess.
- Cool.
- Number 7:
"What is your
favorite activity?"
Meeting...
cute...
guys.
Next question:
"What is your number one
pet peeve?"
Not...
meeting...
cute...
guys.
- Hey, Zo.
- Oh, hi.
- Hey, look what I got.
- What?
- It's the Gummy Zoo
collection!
They got every animal in here
you can think of,
in gummy form.
Ooh, an octopus.
Mm. You want one?
- Sure.
- Which one?
Which one do you want?
- I don't care.
Don't they all taste the same?
- Well, yeah, I guess.
I mean,
but if you're gonna have one,
it might as well be
an animal you like.
Perhaps your favorite.
So, uh, which one might
that be?
- I don't know,
a giraffe?
- Giraffe, got it.
- Ok.
What is your best quality?
- Just one?
That's insane.
I have like nine hundred
amazing qualities.
- Logan,
what are you doing?
- I'm answering my questions for
the dance match-up thing.
Patrick's typing for me.
- Why?
- He gave me $9.00.
- Can't you type
your own answers?
- Not while I'm tanning.
Hey, hand me that lotion,
would you?
- All right, so,
I need your best quality.
- Just put...
"All of them."
- Hey, Zoey, guys.
- Hey.
- Hey, Chase.
[country music playing]
MAN: ♪ Well, she took
my dog, Bubba ♪
♪ And I'm lost
in the fog ♪
- Uh, Chase?
- Oh, what,
you don't like country music?
Well, what kind of music
would you like to hear?
- I don't know.
Hip-hop?
- Hip-hop, got it.
- Ok, settle down,
settle down.
The computer has
tabulated the results
of your
personality tests.
- And we've posted your
matches for the dance
on the board behind us.
- So, if you'll just form
an orderly line--
[students clamoring]
Ow. Ow. Ow.
- So let's see here,
who's my lucky girl?
Who's Olivary Biallo?
- Michael!
So we go
to dance together, yeah?
- Wait.
You're Olivary Biallo?!
- Yeah!
Ollie is short for Olivary.
- Lord, what did I do?
What?
- He better be cute.
He better be cute.
[gasps]
He better be cute.
He better be cute.
He--Nicholas Webber.
Hmmm. I wonder who he is.
- Hey, are you Nicole?
'Cause you look like a Nicole!
- I know! Don't I?!
Wait, are you Nicholas?!
You look like a Nicholas!
- Yeah!
- We're going to
the dance together!
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
- Oh, man.
Dana?
- Logan?
No way.
- C'mon Zoey. C'mon Zoey.
C'mon Zoey. C'mon Zoey.
C'mon Zoey...Zoey! Yes! Ha!
- Hey, Chase,
what's up?
- Hh, hey, Zoey.
Get this:
we got paired up
to go to the dance together.
- Really? That's great.
- Yeah, go figure.
- Huh. That's weird.
- What? What's weird?
- It says I got matched up
with some guy
named Glen Davis.
- What?!
No, no, no, no, no.
Look, here's my name,
Chase Matthews.
Dot dot dot...Zoey Brooks.
- Yeah, but here's my name,
Zoey Brooks,
dot dot dot...
Glen Davis.
- Glen Davis?
Who is Glen Davis?
- I am.
- Oh. Well, uh,
sorry, dude,
but I got matched up
with Zoey.
- Uh, according to
the board, so did I.
- I see.
Well, let's just settle this
right now.
Come on, Zoey.
- You hooked me up
with a guy!
- Hello.
- But I don't see
the problem.
- Um, excuse us...
- Hey!
Everybody having fun?
- Actually, we have
a little problem.
- Ohh,
problems don't rock.
- Yeah, see,
I got matched up with Zoey--
- So did I.
- Which is obviously
a mistake.
Would you tell this Glen guy
it's a mistake?
- Huh. Yep.
Looks like there was a tie.
- That is a problem.
- No,
this is the problem!
- Oh, Michael,
your fingernails are so filthy.
- Give me that!
- No!
[Zoey sighs]
- Look, Glen,
I got matched up with Zoey
so I'm taking Zoey
to the dance.
- Well, I also got
matched up with Zoey,
so maybe we should
let her decide
who she wants to go with.
-
Ok. Sure. Zoey?
This would be
the perfect time to tell Glen
that you're going to
the dance with me.
- Listen, Zoey,
I know this puts you
in an awkward position.
So, whoever you choose,
it's cool with me.
- Oh, aren't you sensitive?
- Look, I'm just trying to
make things--
- Guys, I'm not gonna
decide right here, right now.
I mean,
I need to figure this out.
- You take your time.
- Yeah. No rush.
Just let us know.
- I will.
Well, later.
- I wouldn't start shining
your dancing shoes yet, Glen.
- I don't have
dancing shoes.
I don't think
anyone does anymore.
- I know that.
I'm just saying.
I've been friends with Zoey
ever since her first day
here at PCA,
so I think it's very clear
who she's gonna pick.
You picked Glen?!
- Well, yeah.
- Why?
- 'Cause the whole point
of the dance
is to meet new people
and, you and me,
we're already friends.
- Yeah, but there's
a lot of stuff
you don't know about me.
I'm a very complex person.
Like, did you know that I can
whistle through my nose?
[nose whistles]
- Yeah.
Remember you whistled
happy birthday through your nose
to me last month?
- Oh, yeah.
Well, did you know
my favorite band of all
time is--
- The Beatles.
- Favorite cereal?
- Puffin Munch.
- My greatest fear?
- Raccoons.
- They'll bite ya.
It's happened to people.
- Look,
I gotta go to class.
We'll talk later.
Don't be sad!
- Did you know
that when I was little,
I thought that babies came from
outer space?
- Well, don't they?
- Run along.
- Ok, we ready?
- Mirror check.
- What do you think?
- Hmm, I think our hair
looks a little too "done."
- yeah.
[dance music playing]
- Hey, Chase.
- Oh, hey, Zoey.
Glen.
- Isn't this dance awesome?
I love this whole tiki theme.
- Oh, yeah.
It's great.
- Hey, Chase, you know,
if you want,
you can hang out with
me and Zoey
on the dance floor.
- Nah, it's cool.
I think I'll just stay here
with my punch bowl
and my buds.
My punch bowl buds.
[dance music playing]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God!
I love this song!
- I love this song, too!
Don't you just love this song?
- Yeah. That's why
I just said "I love this song."
- Oh, my God!
I love it, too!
- Yeah.
I'm gonna go get some punch.
- All right.
- I am having
the worst time.
- No,
I think that'd be me.
- Man, is that all you got?
Why don't you move a little?
- [scoffs]
I got way more moves than you,
pretty boy.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- Observe.
♪ ♪
- Having fun?
- Not at all.
That Nicholas guy
is really starting to bug me.
He's so...
peppy and so talky and so--
- So "you"?
- No! He's not like--
Oh, my God,
he is like me!
Am I that much like me?
- Oh, no.
- Oh, good.
Mm.
How great is this punch?
Don't you love this punch?
I love this punch.
[rock music playing]
♪ ♪
- What's up, Chase?
- Hey. Punch?
- Sure.
- So,
um, where's Ollie?
- Oh,
I had to ditch him.
I told him I was sick.
- And he bought it?
- Yeah, it's easy
to trick foreign people.
- True.
- Michael!
Michael.
- No.
- Yep.
- Hey, Ollie.
What are you doing here?
- You are feeling better?
- Yeah, I suppose,
but--
Man, I told you!
In America, we eat corn
horizontally,
you know, side to side!
- [laughs]
So funny.
Come and join me
for der hoppin' flom!
- Hoppin' flom?
What the--
[dance music playing]
♪ ♪
- Hey, I'm gonna go talk
to Nicole for a sec.
- Oh, cool.
I'll go grab us some punch.
Kev!
Man, I need some help.
- What's up?
- I can't think of anything
to talk about with Zoey.
- You see?
That's what you get
for stealing
her personality test.
- Oh, look,
if you're not gonna help me--
- You stole
Zoey's personality test?
- Oh, hey, Chase.
How's it going?
- You stole it?
Did you?
- Look, I put it back.
- Yeah, sure,
after you copied down
all of Zoey's answers
to make sure you got
matched up with her.
- C'mon, dude,
she's hot.
- So?
That's low, man.
That's really low.
- Oh, don't go acting
all righteous with me,
Matthews,
'cause I hear things.
- What things?
- That you were running
around campus all week
tricking Zoey
into telling you exactly
what she was gonna put down
on her test.
- Well, stealing
is way worse than tricking.
- It is not!
- It is so!
Have you ever heard anyone say
"Thou shalt not trick?"
I don't think so!
- Excuse me?
- Stay outta this, Zoey!
Zoey!
- Hey, Zoey!
Uh, chicken tender?
- They have four different
types of dipping sauces.
It's really cool.
- Glen, you stole my test
and copied the answers
just so you'd get
matched up with me?
That's really pathetic.
- I know.
I was just telling him--
- You be quiet.
What you did was no better,
and you're my friend.
I'm really disappointed.
- Why do I talk out loud?
- Oh!
Excuse me.
- Michael,
I am so sorry, but I must go
pray to the moon.
- Oh.
Well, I understand.
You gotta go pray
to the moon,
you gotta go
pray to the moon.
- Yeah,
but while I was gone,
I was wondering if you
could entertain my sister,
Farfalla.
- No, I can't entertain
your sister, man.
Your sister's just not--
You're Farfalla?
Um, don't you have a moon
to go pray to?
- Yeah.
Thank you for respecting that.
Scucha.
- Scucha.
- You know what?
- What?
- Next year,
I say we pick our own dates
for the dance.
- I am so with you
on that.
At least Michael's having
fun with that girl.
♪ ♪
- And it looks like
Logan and Dana
haven't k*lled
each other yet.
♪ ♪
- So, having fun yet?
- Let me think.
No.
- Well, maybe need
a little make out
with the champ
to cheer you up.
- Oh, so, you want
to make out with me?
- Just trying to do
a girl a favor.
- Ok.
Close your eyes.
- [groans]
She so wants me.
- Look, I'm sorry.
What I did was really wrong.
- Yeah, it kinda was.
- I don't know,
I was just being dumb.
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
- Why would you
go through all that trouble
just to go with me
to a stupid dance?
- Uh, 'cause I wanted
to protect you.
- Protect me?
- Well, yeah.
I mean, you're my friend
and you're a girl,
and, you know guys,
a lot of guys are jerks
and I just didn't want you
going to the dance
with a jerk.
- So to protect me
from going to the dance
with a jerk--
- I know,
I acted like a jerk.
Oh, the irony.
Guess it wasn't the best plan,
huh?
- No.
But it was sweet.
- Sweet?
- Yeah.
But...
- But?
- You're lame
at throwing rocks.
- What?
- Here.
You gotta
snap your wrist and then...
- Nice.
WOMAN: ♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
[dings]
MAN: Mmm.
- Lord, what did I do?
What?
[electricity buzzing]
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- Ok, now we're going
to talk about
demographics.
Now I know it sounds
complicated,
but it's really not.
Y'see, sometimes a company
wants to sell a product
to men,
sometimes to women.
Or sometimes age is an issue
if they want to just
consider--
[computer beeps]
- You're supposed to keep
your sound off!
- [groans]
- Zoey?
- Um, yes, sir?
- You know there's
a rule against
instant messaging in class.
Were you?
- Maybe.
- Well,
if your IM is so important,
then why don't you read it
out loud to the class?
- Um, I don't think you want
me to do that.
- Read the message.
- "Hey Zo, you think
Mr. Bender knows
his zipper's down?"
[students laugh]
- Oh, boy,
that's stuck.
Uh,
does anyone have pliers?
- Excuse us, Mr. Bender?
- Hey, Todd.
- Can Debra and I make
an announcement to the class?
- Yes.
- Thanks!
Hey, fellow PCA students!
- What's up, Stingrays!
Yeah!
- Now, I know we
don't have to remind you
that the PCA school dance
is coming up.
- And I'm sure some of you
have thought about
who you'd like to ask.
DEBRA: Now, asking someone
to a dance can be
a little awkward.
- So this year,
you don't have to!
- Why not?
- 'Cause we thought it
would be so much funner
if we all took
personality tests
and then had a computer
match us up
based on how compatible
our personalities are.
- Personality tests rock!
- Any questions?
- Yeah, how do we get out
of doing this?
- Oh, c'mon,
it's gonna be super fun.
- You'll all get to meet
a new person
who shares the same
interests as you.
- Your perfect match!
- So just go online
to PCAtest.com,
fill out your
personality test...
- Then e-mail it in,
the computer
will do its thing,
and poof!
- You've got a date
to the dance!
- Yeah!
[zipper zips up]
MR. BENDER: Got it!
Oh!
Uh...
got my zipper up.
- Ok, I cannot wait
to go back
to our dorm and take my
personality test.
- I can rate your
personality right now.
- Dana.
- Whatever.
All I know is this school
is 90% guys.
- So?
- So, we're girls.
- Oh, so that's why
I have those bras in my drawer.
- What I mean is,
there's way more boys
here at PCA,
so we're bound to get
matched up
with some awesome guys.
Think about it.
ALL: Yeah.
- This dance
is gonna be awesome.
[all laugh]
- This dance
is gonna be lame.
- So lame.
- Way lame.
I don't wanna meet new people.
It was hard enough meeting
the people I already met.
- Yeah, besides,
we could be in big trouble
with this whole computer
match-up thing.
- How so?
- Think about it.
PCA is only 10% girls.
That's not a lot to choose from.
- He's right.
Think of the girls
we could get matched up with.
ALL: Yeah.
- Aw, man. I gotta run.
- Yo, where to?
- Well, I signed up
to be a campus guide
for a foreign exchange student.
- you're gonna baby-sit
some foreign guy?
- No, I'm gonna baby-sit
some foreign girl.
- Ahh.
[laughs]
- See ya.
- Good luck.
You know, Michael's right.
This whole dance,
this computer match-up thing,
it's a big problem.
- Yeah? I know what your
problem is.
- What do you mean?
- You don't wanna get
matched up with someone
'cause you want to ask Zoey.
- Dude, when are you gonna
get it through your head
that I just like Zoey
as a friend?
- Fine.
Then I won't tell you
how you could take Zoey
to the dance.
- Well, you know,
just out of curiosity, uh,
how could I take her?
- Ok,
the computer matches you up
with someone based on
the answers you give on
your compatibility test, right?
- Yeah. So?
- Then all you gotta do
is answer your questions
the same way Zoey would.
- But I don't know
how Zoey's gonna answer
the questions.
- Well, then you'd better
find out.
'Cause if you can
match her answers,
then you get
matched up with Zoey.
- Oh, come on, that's--
that's brilliant.
- Hey, some guys
are brilliant,
some guys are great looking,
I just happen to be both.
Later, man.
- Later.
- Uh, Allie?
- No, I'm not Allie.
- Uh, are you sure?
Why don't I just give you
a couple of minutes,
think about it,
please say yes.
- No, sorry.
- Excuse, please?
You are Michael?
- Yeah. What's up?
- I am Ollie.
The foreign exchange student
for you.
Ollie.
- Ollie?
But you're a guy!
- Yeah,
it is so pleasant to meet you.
[smooching]
- [grunting]
What are you doing?!
- I am sorry.
In my country,
that is how a person
greets a new friend.
- Yeah, well,
in this country,
that's how you get punched
in the head.
- [laughs]
Ahh, good one.
Oh, you make me laugh.
Oh! Ohh!
- [sighs]
Personality test.
Let's see what we got here.
Number one:
"What's your favorite fruit?"
Number 2:
"Are you easily frightened?"
Boo!
- What was that?
- Nothing.
So, uh...
whatcha eating there?
An apple?
- Mm-hmm.
- Cool.
So, uh...
would you say that apples
are your favorite fruit?
- Uh, yeah, I guess.
- Cool.
- Number 7:
"What is your
favorite activity?"
Meeting...
cute...
guys.
Next question:
"What is your number one
pet peeve?"
Not...
meeting...
cute...
guys.
- Hey, Zo.
- Oh, hi.
- Hey, look what I got.
- What?
- It's the Gummy Zoo
collection!
They got every animal in here
you can think of,
in gummy form.
Ooh, an octopus.
Mm. You want one?
- Sure.
- Which one?
Which one do you want?
- I don't care.
Don't they all taste the same?
- Well, yeah, I guess.
I mean,
but if you're gonna have one,
it might as well be
an animal you like.
Perhaps your favorite.
So, uh, which one might
that be?
- I don't know,
a giraffe?
- Giraffe, got it.
- Ok.
What is your best quality?
- Just one?
That's insane.
I have like nine hundred
amazing qualities.
- Logan,
what are you doing?
- I'm answering my questions for
the dance match-up thing.
Patrick's typing for me.
- Why?
- He gave me $9.00.
- Can't you type
your own answers?
- Not while I'm tanning.
Hey, hand me that lotion,
would you?
- All right, so,
I need your best quality.
- Just put...
"All of them."
- Hey, Zoey, guys.
- Hey.
- Hey, Chase.
[country music playing]
MAN: ♪ Well, she took
my dog, Bubba ♪
♪ And I'm lost
in the fog ♪
- Uh, Chase?
- Oh, what,
you don't like country music?
Well, what kind of music
would you like to hear?
- I don't know.
Hip-hop?
- Hip-hop, got it.
- Ok, settle down,
settle down.
The computer has
tabulated the results
of your
personality tests.
- And we've posted your
matches for the dance
on the board behind us.
- So, if you'll just form
an orderly line--
[students clamoring]
Ow. Ow. Ow.
- So let's see here,
who's my lucky girl?
Who's Olivary Biallo?
- Michael!
So we go
to dance together, yeah?
- Wait.
You're Olivary Biallo?!
- Yeah!
Ollie is short for Olivary.
- Lord, what did I do?
What?
- He better be cute.
He better be cute.
[gasps]
He better be cute.
He better be cute.
He--Nicholas Webber.
Hmmm. I wonder who he is.
- Hey, are you Nicole?
'Cause you look like a Nicole!
- I know! Don't I?!
Wait, are you Nicholas?!
You look like a Nicholas!
- Yeah!
- We're going to
the dance together!
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
- Oh, man.
Dana?
- Logan?
No way.
- C'mon Zoey. C'mon Zoey.
C'mon Zoey. C'mon Zoey.
C'mon Zoey...Zoey! Yes! Ha!
- Hey, Chase,
what's up?
- Hh, hey, Zoey.
Get this:
we got paired up
to go to the dance together.
- Really? That's great.
- Yeah, go figure.
- Huh. That's weird.
- What? What's weird?
- It says I got matched up
with some guy
named Glen Davis.
- What?!
No, no, no, no, no.
Look, here's my name,
Chase Matthews.
Dot dot dot...Zoey Brooks.
- Yeah, but here's my name,
Zoey Brooks,
dot dot dot...
Glen Davis.
- Glen Davis?
Who is Glen Davis?
- I am.
- Oh. Well, uh,
sorry, dude,
but I got matched up
with Zoey.
- Uh, according to
the board, so did I.
- I see.
Well, let's just settle this
right now.
Come on, Zoey.
- You hooked me up
with a guy!
- Hello.
- But I don't see
the problem.
- Um, excuse us...
- Hey!
Everybody having fun?
- Actually, we have
a little problem.
- Ohh,
problems don't rock.
- Yeah, see,
I got matched up with Zoey--
- So did I.
- Which is obviously
a mistake.
Would you tell this Glen guy
it's a mistake?
- Huh. Yep.
Looks like there was a tie.
- That is a problem.
- No,
this is the problem!
- Oh, Michael,
your fingernails are so filthy.
- Give me that!
- No!
[Zoey sighs]
- Look, Glen,
I got matched up with Zoey
so I'm taking Zoey
to the dance.
- Well, I also got
matched up with Zoey,
so maybe we should
let her decide
who she wants to go with.
-
Ok. Sure. Zoey?
This would be
the perfect time to tell Glen
that you're going to
the dance with me.
- Listen, Zoey,
I know this puts you
in an awkward position.
So, whoever you choose,
it's cool with me.
- Oh, aren't you sensitive?
- Look, I'm just trying to
make things--
- Guys, I'm not gonna
decide right here, right now.
I mean,
I need to figure this out.
- You take your time.
- Yeah. No rush.
Just let us know.
- I will.
Well, later.
- I wouldn't start shining
your dancing shoes yet, Glen.
- I don't have
dancing shoes.
I don't think
anyone does anymore.
- I know that.
I'm just saying.
I've been friends with Zoey
ever since her first day
here at PCA,
so I think it's very clear
who she's gonna pick.
You picked Glen?!
- Well, yeah.
- Why?
- 'Cause the whole point
of the dance
is to meet new people
and, you and me,
we're already friends.
- Yeah, but there's
a lot of stuff
you don't know about me.
I'm a very complex person.
Like, did you know that I can
whistle through my nose?
[nose whistles]
- Yeah.
Remember you whistled
happy birthday through your nose
to me last month?
- Oh, yeah.
Well, did you know
my favorite band of all
time is--
- The Beatles.
- Favorite cereal?
- Puffin Munch.
- My greatest fear?
- Raccoons.
- They'll bite ya.
It's happened to people.
- Look,
I gotta go to class.
We'll talk later.
Don't be sad!
- Did you know
that when I was little,
I thought that babies came from
outer space?
- Well, don't they?
- Run along.
- Ok, we ready?
- Mirror check.
- What do you think?
- Hmm, I think our hair
looks a little too "done."
- yeah.
[dance music playing]
- Hey, Chase.
- Oh, hey, Zoey.
Glen.
- Isn't this dance awesome?
I love this whole tiki theme.
- Oh, yeah.
It's great.
- Hey, Chase, you know,
if you want,
you can hang out with
me and Zoey
on the dance floor.
- Nah, it's cool.
I think I'll just stay here
with my punch bowl
and my buds.
My punch bowl buds.
[dance music playing]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God!
I love this song!
- I love this song, too!
Don't you just love this song?
- Yeah. That's why
I just said "I love this song."
- Oh, my God!
I love it, too!
- Yeah.
I'm gonna go get some punch.
- All right.
- I am having
the worst time.
- No,
I think that'd be me.
- Man, is that all you got?
Why don't you move a little?
- [scoffs]
I got way more moves than you,
pretty boy.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- Observe.
♪ ♪
- Having fun?
- Not at all.
That Nicholas guy
is really starting to bug me.
He's so...
peppy and so talky and so--
- So "you"?
- No! He's not like--
Oh, my God,
he is like me!
Am I that much like me?
- Oh, no.
- Oh, good.
Mm.
How great is this punch?
Don't you love this punch?
I love this punch.
[rock music playing]
♪ ♪
- What's up, Chase?
- Hey. Punch?
- Sure.
- So,
um, where's Ollie?
- Oh,
I had to ditch him.
I told him I was sick.
- And he bought it?
- Yeah, it's easy
to trick foreign people.
- True.
- Michael!
Michael.
- No.
- Yep.
- Hey, Ollie.
What are you doing here?
- You are feeling better?
- Yeah, I suppose,
but--
Man, I told you!
In America, we eat corn
horizontally,
you know, side to side!
- [laughs]
So funny.
Come and join me
for der hoppin' flom!
- Hoppin' flom?
What the--
[dance music playing]
♪ ♪
- Hey, I'm gonna go talk
to Nicole for a sec.
- Oh, cool.
I'll go grab us some punch.
Kev!
Man, I need some help.
- What's up?
- I can't think of anything
to talk about with Zoey.
- You see?
That's what you get
for stealing
her personality test.
- Oh, look,
if you're not gonna help me--
- You stole
Zoey's personality test?
- Oh, hey, Chase.
How's it going?
- You stole it?
Did you?
- Look, I put it back.
- Yeah, sure,
after you copied down
all of Zoey's answers
to make sure you got
matched up with her.
- C'mon, dude,
she's hot.
- So?
That's low, man.
That's really low.
- Oh, don't go acting
all righteous with me,
Matthews,
'cause I hear things.
- What things?
- That you were running
around campus all week
tricking Zoey
into telling you exactly
what she was gonna put down
on her test.
- Well, stealing
is way worse than tricking.
- It is not!
- It is so!
Have you ever heard anyone say
"Thou shalt not trick?"
I don't think so!
- Excuse me?
- Stay outta this, Zoey!
Zoey!
- Hey, Zoey!
Uh, chicken tender?
- They have four different
types of dipping sauces.
It's really cool.
- Glen, you stole my test
and copied the answers
just so you'd get
matched up with me?
That's really pathetic.
- I know.
I was just telling him--
- You be quiet.
What you did was no better,
and you're my friend.
I'm really disappointed.
- Why do I talk out loud?
- Oh!
Excuse me.
- Michael,
I am so sorry, but I must go
pray to the moon.
- Oh.
Well, I understand.
You gotta go pray
to the moon,
you gotta go
pray to the moon.
- Yeah,
but while I was gone,
I was wondering if you
could entertain my sister,
Farfalla.
- No, I can't entertain
your sister, man.
Your sister's just not--
You're Farfalla?
Um, don't you have a moon
to go pray to?
- Yeah.
Thank you for respecting that.
Scucha.
- Scucha.
- You know what?
- What?
- Next year,
I say we pick our own dates
for the dance.
- I am so with you
on that.
At least Michael's having
fun with that girl.
♪ ♪
- And it looks like
Logan and Dana
haven't k*lled
each other yet.
♪ ♪
- So, having fun yet?
- Let me think.
No.
- Well, maybe need
a little make out
with the champ
to cheer you up.
- Oh, so, you want
to make out with me?
- Just trying to do
a girl a favor.
- Ok.
Close your eyes.
- [groans]
She so wants me.
- Look, I'm sorry.
What I did was really wrong.
- Yeah, it kinda was.
- I don't know,
I was just being dumb.
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
- Why would you
go through all that trouble
just to go with me
to a stupid dance?
- Uh, 'cause I wanted
to protect you.
- Protect me?
- Well, yeah.
I mean, you're my friend
and you're a girl,
and, you know guys,
a lot of guys are jerks
and I just didn't want you
going to the dance
with a jerk.
- So to protect me
from going to the dance
with a jerk--
- I know,
I acted like a jerk.
Oh, the irony.
Guess it wasn't the best plan,
huh?
- No.
But it was sweet.
- Sweet?
- Yeah.
But...
- But?
- You're lame
at throwing rocks.
- What?
- Here.
You gotta
snap your wrist and then...
- Nice.
WOMAN: ♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
[dings]
MAN: Mmm.
- Lord, what did I do?
What?
[electricity buzzing]