03x09 - Episode 9
Posted: 03/28/24 13:24
Hey Josh, when's your birthday?
November 10th. Why? I'm going
to read you your horoscope. I
don't believe in all that urology
stuff.
Astrology.
Now let's see, you're a Scorpio,
so here we go, it
says.
A very good friend of yours will be
grabbed by sailors,
stuffed into a blue trash
can, screamed at,
hit with a lamp, and when your friend
comes out, he'll be wearing
a frilly pink dress.
OK, that
might be one of the stupidest things I've
ever heard.
Wait, wait, It said to be hit with a
lamp. He was in here with a
lamp.
Thank you. My name's Maddie and I enjoy
red meat.
OK, now before we
officially start the show, does
anybody have a question they'd like toask?
You. Oh, yeah.
Amanda, what happened to the
lower half of your body?
Oh, man, it escaped
again.
Kathy, have you seen the lower
half of my body?
I got it, Amanda.
Why does it keep running away
and hates those pants?
Would you mind reassembling me?
Sure, no problem. Thanks.
This will just take a SEC.
There, Thanks. Can you stick
around? We'll be back in a second to do
stuff.
Kids.
No TV till you finish your chores.
But I don't want to do
chores.
Don't make me come over there.
Wow, how did you do that?
I just pressed pause the mic, bring up
remote.
What you
talking
about is the universal remote that
lets you control any
grown up. Now rewind.
Let's get out of here.
Yes. No TV until.
Stay. It works on bombs.
Kids, I just saw your
report cards and I have a few things to
say. Now I'm sure that
you know that I.
Understand. Rachel, you need to ask me
about nothing to like, get you and you're
you're like Daniel and put you in the
basement. Now do you understand what I'm
saying?
We sure do.
It even works on teachers.
They realize that the Bill of
Rights would, divided
by the square root of the dangling
participle, can be
combined with sulfur
dioxide. Which?
The grown up remote comes
with grown up controlling universal
remote and batteries
grown-ups not included.
Hello, I'm Amanda.
You may know me as Bucky Mcbuck
Buck, the world's most ticklish
pony. There's yet
another tragedy sweeping our nation
that I feel deserves our special
attention. The sad
truth is, very few people
know what to do when
hula girls attack.
We're all familiar with sunny and
beautiful Hawaii, with its
coconuts, palm trees, and
their state fish, the pocapooka
nipsey bass. But this
tropical paradise is also a
breeding ground for the most
dangerous of all dancers.
Hula girls,
you've heard about these horrifying
att*cks, but now,
caught on videotape, you're about to
actually witness some of these
actual events, just
as they actually happened.
As you can see, band practice was
marching along just fine at Luzerre
Junior High School. Now watch
closely you see the hula
girls approach from out of nowhere
and after a moment of Hawaiian hip
swiveling, the hula girls
attack.
What a terrible thing to
witness. So let's look at
it again in slow motion.
The young musicians never had a
chance. They didn't see the
hula girls until they
att*cked.
They punched her butt.
They bent my arm.
I'll never play an instrument again.
What the hell this?
Those poor, pitiful
nerds. And if you think that
was bad, take a look at what happened
at this year's national weightlifting
competition.
Watch carefully as the weightlifter
goes for the gold medal.
He starts to lift the enormous weight,
but watch what happens.
The weightlifter's about to say Aloha to
some Hawaiian hooligans.
The hula girls attack.
Even the strongest man on the planet
is no match for these
Polynesian pitbulls.
It sickens me to witness something
so brutal and senseless.
So let's watch it again in slow motion.
The hapless weightlifter never
expected to be mauled by a pack
of deranged hula demons and
pretty grass skirts.
I was about to win the gold medal, you
know, by lifting a heavy
thing when I was
att*cked by hula girls.
They kick, they punch, they
swivel. I
mean, the grass skirts were pretty and
all that. That doesn't take away the
pain and
the embarrassment.
Oh man, I'm stupid.
He certainly is.
If you witness an attack by hula
girls, please call our
emergency hotline
1500. I
just saw some hula girls attack some
persons around, calling this 500
number to report what I saw.
Thank you. Please tune in
next week when we will be displaying
YOUR f*cking.
Yo-yo, yo, It's
Amanda's Jacuzzi.
Stay My special guest is King
Henry the eighth. So
your King Henry the eighth. I
am, I am. And you were
married like 8 times
more or less. Yeah. Interesting.
Now, is it also true that you have a
family of Norwegians living in your
pants?
Well, how about a plate of
spaghetti?
That was Amanda's
Jacuzzi. yo-
yo yo.
Smash her up. Good son. Will
do, dad.
I'll get it.
Can I help you? Yes, ma'am.
We're we're repairman here to
fix your your
refrigerator. But our refrigerator
is working just fine. Afraid not,
ma'am. It's,
yeah, broken. You know what's going
on here? Oh, well, they say that our
refrigerator is broken.
Yes, Sir. It says right here
on this clipboard. Yes,
honey, honey clipboards don't
lie. Come on in.
Dad, I really don't think
there's a problem with our
refrigerator. They
have a clipboard.
Yeah, you might want to step into
the other room. This could be
dangerous, whatever
you say.
Don't you guys need tools or
something? Yeah, certainly. Please
do not tell us how to do it job.
It chickens us.
Oh,
it looks like this pizza could be the
problem. Oh yeah.
You might have to do an old chew test on
that there. Quit thinking.
Yeah. Oh,
that's nice.
Yeah, I just have to
check the
temperature here, the pudding
here compared to the,
the Fahrenheit factor, the Brea
next to.
We need all our food.
Now, son, Now
wait a minute.
They are eating our food. Well, that's
not right. I told you.
You know, I don't think you guys are our
repairman at all.
All the nerves,
let's just get back to our game.
I.
I'll get it.
Yes, Afternoon,
ma'am. Here to
check your your smoke
thingies. Well, come
right in.
Dad.
Don't they look just like those
people who just came in here and ate our
food?
Those were repairman.
These are firemen. What's
the matter with you?
We we have a smoke alarm right
here.
Yes, ma'am. We
prefer to start in the kitchen right
here, ma'am.
The kitchen, let alone fact,
most fires start right here in the
refrigerator.
Hey, hey, they're doing it
again.
Say, what are you doing there?
Oh, they took us
again.
I wonder who that could be.
Hi.
Here to check your.
Gravity here. Oh well,
come right in.
It was just some
astronauts checking
our gravity.
Great.
It's the
same people.
Say now.
November 10th. Why? I'm going
to read you your horoscope. I
don't believe in all that urology
stuff.
Astrology.
Now let's see, you're a Scorpio,
so here we go, it
says.
A very good friend of yours will be
grabbed by sailors,
stuffed into a blue trash
can, screamed at,
hit with a lamp, and when your friend
comes out, he'll be wearing
a frilly pink dress.
OK, that
might be one of the stupidest things I've
ever heard.
Wait, wait, It said to be hit with a
lamp. He was in here with a
lamp.
Thank you. My name's Maddie and I enjoy
red meat.
OK, now before we
officially start the show, does
anybody have a question they'd like toask?
You. Oh, yeah.
Amanda, what happened to the
lower half of your body?
Oh, man, it escaped
again.
Kathy, have you seen the lower
half of my body?
I got it, Amanda.
Why does it keep running away
and hates those pants?
Would you mind reassembling me?
Sure, no problem. Thanks.
This will just take a SEC.
There, Thanks. Can you stick
around? We'll be back in a second to do
stuff.
Kids.
No TV till you finish your chores.
But I don't want to do
chores.
Don't make me come over there.
Wow, how did you do that?
I just pressed pause the mic, bring up
remote.
What you
talking
about is the universal remote that
lets you control any
grown up. Now rewind.
Let's get out of here.
Yes. No TV until.
Stay. It works on bombs.
Kids, I just saw your
report cards and I have a few things to
say. Now I'm sure that
you know that I.
Understand. Rachel, you need to ask me
about nothing to like, get you and you're
you're like Daniel and put you in the
basement. Now do you understand what I'm
saying?
We sure do.
It even works on teachers.
They realize that the Bill of
Rights would, divided
by the square root of the dangling
participle, can be
combined with sulfur
dioxide. Which?
The grown up remote comes
with grown up controlling universal
remote and batteries
grown-ups not included.
Hello, I'm Amanda.
You may know me as Bucky Mcbuck
Buck, the world's most ticklish
pony. There's yet
another tragedy sweeping our nation
that I feel deserves our special
attention. The sad
truth is, very few people
know what to do when
hula girls attack.
We're all familiar with sunny and
beautiful Hawaii, with its
coconuts, palm trees, and
their state fish, the pocapooka
nipsey bass. But this
tropical paradise is also a
breeding ground for the most
dangerous of all dancers.
Hula girls,
you've heard about these horrifying
att*cks, but now,
caught on videotape, you're about to
actually witness some of these
actual events, just
as they actually happened.
As you can see, band practice was
marching along just fine at Luzerre
Junior High School. Now watch
closely you see the hula
girls approach from out of nowhere
and after a moment of Hawaiian hip
swiveling, the hula girls
attack.
What a terrible thing to
witness. So let's look at
it again in slow motion.
The young musicians never had a
chance. They didn't see the
hula girls until they
att*cked.
They punched her butt.
They bent my arm.
I'll never play an instrument again.
What the hell this?
Those poor, pitiful
nerds. And if you think that
was bad, take a look at what happened
at this year's national weightlifting
competition.
Watch carefully as the weightlifter
goes for the gold medal.
He starts to lift the enormous weight,
but watch what happens.
The weightlifter's about to say Aloha to
some Hawaiian hooligans.
The hula girls attack.
Even the strongest man on the planet
is no match for these
Polynesian pitbulls.
It sickens me to witness something
so brutal and senseless.
So let's watch it again in slow motion.
The hapless weightlifter never
expected to be mauled by a pack
of deranged hula demons and
pretty grass skirts.
I was about to win the gold medal, you
know, by lifting a heavy
thing when I was
att*cked by hula girls.
They kick, they punch, they
swivel. I
mean, the grass skirts were pretty and
all that. That doesn't take away the
pain and
the embarrassment.
Oh man, I'm stupid.
He certainly is.
If you witness an attack by hula
girls, please call our
emergency hotline
1500. I
just saw some hula girls attack some
persons around, calling this 500
number to report what I saw.
Thank you. Please tune in
next week when we will be displaying
YOUR f*cking.
Yo-yo, yo, It's
Amanda's Jacuzzi.
Stay My special guest is King
Henry the eighth. So
your King Henry the eighth. I
am, I am. And you were
married like 8 times
more or less. Yeah. Interesting.
Now, is it also true that you have a
family of Norwegians living in your
pants?
Well, how about a plate of
spaghetti?
That was Amanda's
Jacuzzi. yo-
yo yo.
Smash her up. Good son. Will
do, dad.
I'll get it.
Can I help you? Yes, ma'am.
We're we're repairman here to
fix your your
refrigerator. But our refrigerator
is working just fine. Afraid not,
ma'am. It's,
yeah, broken. You know what's going
on here? Oh, well, they say that our
refrigerator is broken.
Yes, Sir. It says right here
on this clipboard. Yes,
honey, honey clipboards don't
lie. Come on in.
Dad, I really don't think
there's a problem with our
refrigerator. They
have a clipboard.
Yeah, you might want to step into
the other room. This could be
dangerous, whatever
you say.
Don't you guys need tools or
something? Yeah, certainly. Please
do not tell us how to do it job.
It chickens us.
Oh,
it looks like this pizza could be the
problem. Oh yeah.
You might have to do an old chew test on
that there. Quit thinking.
Yeah. Oh,
that's nice.
Yeah, I just have to
check the
temperature here, the pudding
here compared to the,
the Fahrenheit factor, the Brea
next to.
We need all our food.
Now, son, Now
wait a minute.
They are eating our food. Well, that's
not right. I told you.
You know, I don't think you guys are our
repairman at all.
All the nerves,
let's just get back to our game.
I.
I'll get it.
Yes, Afternoon,
ma'am. Here to
check your your smoke
thingies. Well, come
right in.
Dad.
Don't they look just like those
people who just came in here and ate our
food?
Those were repairman.
These are firemen. What's
the matter with you?
We we have a smoke alarm right
here.
Yes, ma'am. We
prefer to start in the kitchen right
here, ma'am.
The kitchen, let alone fact,
most fires start right here in the
refrigerator.
Hey, hey, they're doing it
again.
Say, what are you doing there?
Oh, they took us
again.
I wonder who that could be.
Hi.
Here to check your.
Gravity here. Oh well,
come right in.
It was just some
astronauts checking
our gravity.
Great.
It's the
same people.
Say now.