02x20 - Six Feet Undercover Boss/Ghost Effect

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Ooh, this is going to be
the most epic‐est battle ever!

Yeah, we're finally going
to find out

once and for all
who's the best...

at imitating Aunt Lydia!

Children, do what I say
without question

or you will get my angry face,

and you won't like it
when I angry face!

Ahh!

Oh, kinda scared myself.

Ooh, you the vamp, Hank!
No way Mavis tops that!

Pfft, girl, please!

She's been practicing this
her entire afterlife!

Ugh.

Lend me your ears
so I can scream into them

and tell you to stop wasting
time and get back to work!!!

Skull snaps!

It's almost like
she's right here

Well done, Mavis.

I'm coming, lunch!

Good luck, Mavis!

Uhhhh, A‐A‐Aunt Lydia!

I‐I can explain!

I just wanted to be more
like you because...

you're the best?

Of course I am.

Now walk with me.

Can you feel that chill
in the air?

It is employee review time!

I get to meet with each
staff member

and tell them how awful
they are at their jobs!

It is the best!

You are terrible.

You are even worse.

Ugh.

Sounds about right.

Emilio! Step on it!

You did not hit a single one.

Hmmm.


survive a visit to you!

Oh!

Why is your percentage so low?

I'm very disappointed.

But Mrs. Aunt Lydia, sir,

I don't even work here.

And you never will
with that attitude.

As a guest, I rate you...

sub‐par.

Woo‐hoo, I'm super!

No, sub‐par!

Woo‐woo, Super Wendy
in the house! Yeah!

Looks like you are the last one
to be reviewed, Mavis.

Saved the best for last, huh?

No, I saved the last for last.

Let us see, you are lazy,
self‐centered,

and devoid of any positive
evil vampire traits.

But...

you have come a long way
under my watch,

considering what I started with.

I... think that was
a compliment?

Hardly.

And that is the end of another
brutally honest employee review.

It goes by so fast.

Uh, not quite.

Who's going to give you
your review?

Me? Ha!

I do not need to be reviewed
because I am the perfect boss.

I have not had
any complaints ever.

To be fair,

you don't actually know what
monsters think about you

because, uh, they're too afraid.

As well they should be.

Diane!

A quick question.

I am a good boss, right?

Bawk...

Ahhh!

That sounded very rehearsed.

Is she just ba‐bawking
what I want to hear?

Uhh...

What does everyone think of me?!

Think of me, think of me...

Ugh!

Find your own spot! Oh!

No monster is going to tell you
what they really think of you

because they don't want
to get punished.

Ah, I do enjoy punishments.

But there must be a way
to uncover the truth.

Ha‐ha, I thought you said
"undercover".

That'd be funny.

You, going around the hotel,
in disguise

Hmm.

What's up with the chuckleheads?

They're watching the new
janitor, Larry.

Oh, no! Whoa!

Larry's so sloppy he's dropping
slime everywhere!

His mop isn't even
right‐side up!

Man, Lydia is gonna flip
when she sees this guy!

That's weird,

I don't remember the hotel
hiring a new janitor.

Tall.

Excellent posture.

Mop is an upside‐down staff...

It's Aunt Lydia!

Where? Here?

Ahhh! Run away!

Save yourself, Larry!

She must think going in disguise
is the only way to find out

what everyone really thinks
of her.

Di‐a‐bolical.

I still don't know who Larry is?

Hey! Hey, you're spilling
that everywhere.

Bawk‐bawk‐bawk!

So, you are just going to leave
it there for me to clean up?

Like I am your personal servant?

Bawk...

Maybe this'll be fine,

as long as no one else messes
with her.

It's time to razz the noob.

So, Larry,
is your refrigerator running?

Running from Lydia, I presume.

No, you're supposed
to say it is,

and then we tell you
to go catch it!

Come on, Larry,
get your head in the game.

Yes!

Yes, now,
tell me about this Lydia.

How is she as a boss?

Is she the perfect amount
of terror?

Look, the only thing you need
to know about Lydia

is she's the worst of all time.

Holy Rabies! Stop!

Don't say another word!

Ah!

Tell me that just didn't happen.

W‐w‐what do you remember?

Ugh...

I remember...

Lydia is the worst.

And I remember my name is Larry?

Sounds about right.

Works for me.

Look at all the slime
on these floors.

I'll have to work through
my lunch!

So, you really think
you're Larry?

Of course. Who else would I be?

Okey‐doke.

I guess it'll probably wear off
soon enough,

and what's the harm in you being
a janitor for a couple of hours?

I haven't seen Lydia
for a while.

She's probably in her room

planning to punish us
after those reviews.

Ugh, this Lydia sounds
like a terrible boss.

This is no way to treat
your employees.

We are the ones that keep
the place running!

The hotel is nothing without us.

Yeah!

We do all the hard work!

We should get more respect!

Yes!

It's time to show Lydia where
the true power is!

Who's with me?!

Yippee!

Aces! Huzzah!

Go Fish.

Yeah!

What's going on here?

Woo‐hoo!

What's with all the goofing off?

Why isn't anyone working?

Because they all refuse to work

until the boss "Lydia" shows up
and resigns from her post!

We demand that this tyrannical
dictator leave the hotel

once and for all!

Yeah! Power to the monsters!

No, Wendy!

If nobody's working,

the hotel will fall apart
and go out of business,

and I'll totally get
blamed for it!

Oh. Right.

So, where's Aunt Lydia?

She could solve this whole Larry
problem with one angry face.

Wendy, have you seriously
not been following along?

Larry is...

oh, never mind.

But you're right, Aunt Lydia
just has to show up...

This Larry movement
is really catching on!

And Aunt Lydia can't do
anything about it.

I have returned!

It is me, the real Aunt Lydia.

I mean... Lydia!

I am Lydia, hear me roar!

Oh, no!

It's working!

The hotel is going to be back
to normal in no time!

So, you're the big bad Lydia?

Well, we aren't afraid of you,
right?

Uhhh...

will you snap out of it already?

You're gonna ruin everything!

I will never snap out
of standing up to tyranny!

We're going to send
a clear message

about who is in control here!

Bring down the statue
of the false boss!

No, no, no, no, no, no!
Stay away from that!

Look, you're not Larry,
you're Aunt Lydia!

And you'll totally freak

if something happens
to your prized statue!

Another classic Lydia
mind‐trick!

Well, I'm not falling for it!

You need to try
and remember who you are!

I already know who I am,

the one bringing you down,
Lydia!

No, you're Lydia!

Ugh!

It... It was like that
when I got here!

Wait. Larry was Aunt Lydia?

She must have used a magic spell
to trick us or something.

Um...

do you remember anything?

I remember that Lydia
is the worst.

Of all time!

Thank you.

I appreciate your honesty.

Any time.

Uhh...

You're welcome, Larry.

Everyone thinks I am
the worst ever,

which is exactly
what I was going for!

Are you doing an imitation
of me?

"Are you doing
an imitation of me?

They say that Mavis does
the best impression,

but I think mine
is pretty good, right?

And you all think this is funny?

Not funny, not funny at all!

Man, Larry sure has a temper!

Am I right?

Suh‐wing batter, batter!

Pitcher's got a rotten arm!

Bottom of the 89th,
faces are loaded...

Kaboom‐yeah!

Ha! Hi‐yah!

Oh, I hate this part!

Ugh!

Oh, no, Gavin!

My favorite zombie!

Like you didn't already know.

Things need to change!

Accidents like this happen
far too often!

Bawk! Too often!

Hotel Transylvania has not had
more than six accident‐free days

in 115 years!

It's weird,
you're 115 years old, Mavis!

A coincidence not lost on me.

It is time we reappoint a new
Hotel Safety Officer.

A job my brother loved,
but since he is not here...

And there are no other
suitable Draculas.

What?!

I give the responsibility
to Diane!

Bawk!

Not cool, Aunt Lydia!

You should at least give me
a chance to redeem myself,

especially if the position
is a family tradition.

Perhaps.

But you cause more accidents
than any other monster.

Possibly true,
but Diane can't even fly!

What if she needs to fly, huh?

Wait! Chickens can't fly?

I mean, I knew
they couldn't limbo,

but not being able to fly
is crazy!

Pleeeeeeeeease!

Ugh, oh, fine,
but on a trial basis.

If you fail, Diane becomes
your boss.

I'm, ba‐gawk, watching you!

I hope you, ba‐gawk,
like what you see!

Ow!

Doesn't count!
Haven't started yet!

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Not so fast!

Not so slow.

We can't have any accidents!

Just give them their lunch back!

How?

I've already digested it!

Phew! That was close.

A little too close.

Especially with Diane keeping
an eye on everything I do.

Well, I'll just keep
two eyes on Diane.

If I'm gonna b*at the six‐day
safety record,

I'm gonna need
some professional help.

Hello, is this Ghost
with the Most Safety Experts?

This is!

I'm Mags, how can I help
make things safer?

Oh, hey, Mavis!

Maggie?

You're a safety expert?

I am now!

I can't seem to keep any job
for long.

My boss just tells me what to do

and the info
just goes right through me!

Ha! Get it?

I'm a ghost.

Anyway, since we're friends‐‐

Uh, we're not really friends.

You did try to sell our hotel.

Oh, please!

I've tried to sell so many
hotels, I can't even keep track!

It's water under the snazzy
red blazer!

How about I set you up

with our top‐of‐the‐line
safety system.

These little thinkers will stop
and block

any monsters near danger.

They see and protect all.

And you can see it all
from the comfort of your office.

Watch it in action!

My goblins!

So, the hip bone is connected
to the leg bone!

Ahh! Wait for it.

Books are great!

Who knew?

Oh, why is this flipped...

You've got a deal!

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Well done, I feel safer already.

Bawk‐bawk...

Bawk!

Now, you'll see everything
the brains see.

Nothing will happen
without you knowing.

Wendy, can you hear me?

Loud and clear!

Everything is safe in here!

These floors are way too sticky
to be slippery!

Good job! Look out!

Whoa!

Ugh! Ah!

Sorry, Wendy,
but I'll let you out

when the safety record
is broken.

Don't worry, Mavis!

I understand.

Pedro! That is not safe!

Now you're ready for the stairs!

Who needs stairs when you got
plastic bubbles to pop?

No, foot, we're going this way!

I'm not sure if that's enough.

Oh, ah... awwww!

Perfect!

Sorry, Hank,
it's just safer this way!

Uh, thanks?

Is the hotel safe enough?

Hello, Hotel T.

I couldn't help overhearing
you wondering

if the hotel was safe enough.

And the answer is no, it's not.

It's... not?

Nope, but it could be!

If you upgrade to our tippy‐top
of the line safety system:

Ghost Effect.

Our ghost technology temporarily
ghosts any monster

until the danger has passed.

Say wha?

How does that make
anything safe?

Observe.

By recycling ground‐up
ghost bunions‐‐

Eww.

‐‐we've created a pixie dust
that, wait for it,

does this.

Bawk!

Ghoul, huh?

Sign me up!

Ah! Great!

And, uh, where should we put
the emergency shut‐off switch?

Put it up high on a wall.

Somewhere you have to fly
to press it.

For safety's sake.

Bawk, bawk, bawk!

You got it!

Off you go!

A new safety record,
here we come!

Whoa!

Ha, thanks!

Nice save!

Well done, Mavis.

Well, almost well done, anyway.

Mavis, you can do this.

Just one more day until
that safety record is broken.

Can't take any chances.

Don't eat that, Uncle Gene!

Watch your step, Tiffany!

Don't let that eat you,
Uncle Gene!

Dr. Gillman, duck!

Don't you go in there, Janice!

Look out Dr. Gillman, there's
another duck behind you!

Whoa, Pedro!

The center of that burrito
is white hot.

You could burn the roof
of your mouth!

Yeah,
but I needs me some burrito!

Oh, no, you don't!

You get your own!

Initiate Ghost Effect!

Oh, no.

What did you do?

Don't worry!

It's just the latest
in safety tech!

It uses ghost‐like qualities
to keep us safe.

See?

Neat.

Also, my burrito!

Huh?

Are we gonna be like this
forever?

What? No.

It'll last maybe an hour or so.

So, relax and enjoy yourself.

The hotel will self‐destruct
in three minutes.

That seems a little extreme.

What's going on?

I must've hit the self‐destruct
button at the same time.

Why do we even have
a self‐destruct button?

And why are those buttons
so close to each other?

Yeah!

And why is underpants plural?

Think about it.

I've gotta hit the emergency
shut‐off!

Ha!

I put it up high, to be safe.

Ah! That's not good!

The hotel will self‐destruct
in two minutes.

Oh, you gotta fix this, Mavis!

If the hotel self‐destructs,

I'll never get to eat
my burrito!

Don't panic!

Maggie monitors everything
from headquarters,

so it's fine, right, Maggie?

Maggie? Maggie!

Mmm... bunions.

Okay, so now might actually be
a pretty good time to panic.

Ugh, great.

Diane is here to see me lose
my sh*t at the safety record.

Also the hotel is gonna blow up.

Right! That is the bigger deal.

Bawk!

Diane's not a ghost!

She can hit the emergency
shut‐off switch!

Yeah, but how's she gonna get
all the way up there to hit it?

Chickens can't fly, remember?

Or can they?

They can't.

It was already established!

The hotel will self‐destruct
in one minute.

Diane, this might tickle,

but buckle up for the flight
of your life!

Ba‐gawk!

Ooh! You're doing it, girl!

Chickens can fly!

Bawk! I'm flying!

The hotel will self‐destruct

in five, four, three, two...

Bawk!

The day is saved and my safety
record is still intact!

Yum!

Whoa! Too hot!

Ahhhhh!

And there goes my record!

One week later.

Excellent work, Diane.

Bawk, bawk!

Way to go, Diane!

Good job, Diane!

You earned it.

I got two words for you.

They are sugar and sandals.

I don't know why we even try.

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