06x02 - Blast From The Past / Gone Screwy / Mother Giz

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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06x02 - Blast From The Past / Gone Screwy / Mother Giz

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Rolie Polie Olie - Season 6 Episode 2

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nice guy

howdy

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hooray

[Applause]

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crazy

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Blast From The Past

thank you

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you

can't be

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rodeos rodeos

no cereal today kiddos we're heading to

Pappy's Place for a fully scrub

diddly-ish's brunch Pappy says he's got

the hugest surprise in the whole wide

holy Galaxy what kind will cost prize

so so how do you want those scrumpty

delicious eggs sunny-side up oh Sunny

Funny side down silly funny silly funny

howdy everybody self happy what's got

you so don happy and tappy well there's

an extra special somebody here to see

you

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well then my dentures don't you know who

I am

and holy of course it's me who'd you

expect

great aunt Juliana and what a great aunt

I am

only all they was knee-high to a monkey

wrench the last time I saw him

that's wrong only spot got your tongue

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um give you great and a hug

that's how you give a hug on planet

Vibra planet

it's not where you've been all these

years

and everywhere Percy

which

there is a ton of time

for right now

now meet my great niece so we don't give

your great ant a great big snacker come

on sweetums say hi to your great aunt

Pollyanna she's Pappy's sister just like

your only sister well maybe give Zoe a

bit of time Aunt Pollyanna meeting

someone new can sometimes be kind of

scary scary maybe if I were a dangerous

great thorned allegron from the planet

allegorones

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I'm just a great aunt

that's how they wink on planet Winkle

see you know

well all right then how's about some

scrub delicious brunch so I can tell you

all about my Adventures

well you don't know the whole story kids

I know the part about doing great and

Pollyanna going on a cruise that's right

we went for a cruise on the boat when we

made a long turn into a wormhole I tried

to keep control but it was so darn

slippery in there I couldn't keep it

right side up and we baptized

much it broke away

by the time I raided the boat your great

aunt had disappeared I looked and looked

for a whole year but I couldn't find her

anywhere anywhere Meanwhile my little

Lifeboat slid right out of the worm and

out into space it took me a long time to

get home and I had a whole lot of

Adventures on my way back I went to

bargaining on Planet polar Rices

I visited a little green planet and had

a little lunch with big Gene a little G

little green and then I landed on the

ice cream planet or dessert

oh me like ice cream too well we're

gonna get along just fine if you like

ice cream Zoe your aunt Pollyanna is the

bestest roly-poly ice cream sundae maker

in the whole galaxy

spinning your head is how you show your

glad on the Rotator on planet

Fitness

I'd say so we believe that you and your

right in on Rotator on so then what

happened great aunt Pollyanna well

Cruise in the galaxies I hit an asteroid

field and crash landed on a lonely

asteroid

oh my boat was smashed to Smithereens I

was trended

what did you do I made do I knew I'd

have to build another boat

now the only thing on that asteroid was

a little tree and me I've always had a

green thumb and love watching things

grow it just took a little time loving

and caring and that tree group bigger

than me

I cut off some branches and made myself

a raft

how I made my way home to all of you

oh Leanna you've always been one for

adventure you're a genuine a number one

space Explorer great aunt Pollyanna you

bet your boats I am

it sure was a lot of fun but I'm happy

to be back home and we're sure happy to

have you back

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I don't believe my blinking eye Zoe you

forgot it

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well it looks like you and me have a ton

of fun in common Zoe how's about you

show me Pappy's g*n come on pumpkin

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looks like little zoo is finally warming

up to our hot rod of an ant will she's

always taken a little getting used to

she sure is a doozy that's Garden ah

looks like you've done a spiffy job Zoe

I sure like to watch Little Things Grow

too we grow together oh you better Sweet

Pea we'll grow together

only the bestest part is I don't just

get to watch little things bro I get to

play with them too

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I'm not gonna grow ground grow that's

right so when I can show you a few

things along the way

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and Pollyanna taught me that as a kid

too

well what y'all waiting for

oh

Gone Screwy

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my God

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planet

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hi Mr pulley hi spot howdy Billy hello

hi Olie I'm back

really that's my name don't wear it out

screely was a space cadetic Cosmo bought

camp with me he was yeah I was we've

been playing Galaxy games and practicing

our space cadet skills yeah box bot and

we learned the ultra secret Cosmo bot

handshake

hey Blinky ball we don't want to play

ball we want to keep practicing our

space skills yeah come on Billy it'll be

fun

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we need you to guide us through the

dangerous asteroid field

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this alien is hurt Cosmo bot only

no I'm not

pretend you are you have to lie still or

you may rupture your phytoplasm

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that's a swell handshake how would you

do it can't tell you only genuine Cosmo

Bots can learn it and you're not a real

cosmobot

what should we do next Stardust

collecting in the sandbox I

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see you later

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what's his problem

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hey Billy this is for you real cosmobots

eat this in space

freeze-dried cosmobot pickles and this

one's Cosmo about ice cream wow thanks

holy I know you've got Cosmo bot goggles

but here's a square pair of sunglasses

from planet QB spiffy thanks Billy

Oly how's about we play some boinky ball

roll yard whirl and wickets

um me and screwy are gonna practice our

Cosmo butt stuff

but you can come I can't do your Cosmo

bot stuff and what's so great about

screwy anyway

grow he's pretty okey-dokey Billy we had

fun had fun at Camp while you were away

but now I'm back see so you have to hang

around with him anymore but Scooby and I

are Cosmo Bots now and Cosmo Bots are

the bestest of Pals does this mean I'm

not your a number one bestest pal

anymore only I'm just doing other stuff

with screwy it's not a big deal but you

just said that Cosmo butts are the

bestest palsan I'm not a cosmo bot

hey there boys how's about a last hurray

before school

mini Putt-Putt thanks Mr bevel what I've

already got plans with screwy

you and Billy ready to get your Pistons

a button no screwy's coming over

now only just cause you make new friends

doesn't mean you get rid of your oldest

and bestest friend

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here's screwy

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watch out for common if it hits the

pulling Planet we'll all burn up you're

looking in the wrong solar system or

buys common potsy tootsies coming from

over there

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come on if we slide to the center of the

pulley planet we might just be able to

escape the cosmic radiation

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hey Billy hey hello whose cubular gear

just took a wipe out

always got a new bestest friend and

screwy our bestest Pals now they're

Cosmo Bots

cosmobots hey I'm a cosmo bot too you

are

I guess that means you want to be with

all the other Cosmo bot Pals too huh

you want to be a cosmobot billy well

that's a snap all you need is a bunch of

Cosmo about Pals to give you a crash

course park it here for another couple

of minutes Billy together

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forever smooth moves guys

how do you know the cosmo bot handshake

well cause I'm a cosmo bun I went to

Camp three years in a row couldn't you

tell

I guess that's because cosmopods come in

so many different shapes and sizes

anybody can be a cosmo bot they just

have to get training from some cosmobot

Pals is all

yeah

Oh Billy needs his training and we can

do that

where are you going Oli to get our

newest cosmobot recruit

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put them on Billy or should I if you're

gonna be a cosmobot you gotta look like

a cosmo bot come on you mean it you know

you'd still be my bestest pal in the

whole wide world even if you weren't a

cosmo bot right yep you too early Cosmo

watch

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together

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not bad but I'd loosen my gears a bit if

I were you Billy you too really next

anti-gravitational gyro Jones hey I'm

leading this camp

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Mother Giz

here comes my special toe tap and twirly

gigs though

[Applause]

come on in everybody me and Zoe are

helping Mom and Dad practice their dance

steps

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Moonlight ball gosh I can't wait for

your uncle giz to get here early me too

when Uncle giz is your sitter you get to

do things Uncle giz Style

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already started then it's time to take

our tap and tootsies over to pulleyville

park bye kids

okay boys

too loud

then how's battle we turn down the

volume a little and turn this giz cycle

into Old gears the slow Mosey and pony

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who who wants to bring Uncle gears a

bedtime book

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hmm I don't know fellas what smart give

all gives the Bedtime Jitters so what's

your mommy read to rock and roll you to

sleep huh

Mueller gears nursery rhymes

Uncle giz nursery rhymes are for babies

now hold on there buckaroos even nursery

rhymes can be tons of fun when you crank

up your imagination gear besides you

haven't heard them read mother giz stop

what's fun about Hey Diddle Diddle

I'll Zoom to the Moon

biggest buckets get ready

laughing

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my mother is what about me we're here

just for you

now everybody's playing my Tunes

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[Applause]

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ice cream they did nursery rhymes make

you hungry yeah once you crank up your

imagination gear they're fun yeah I

forgot all about spooky plants and stuff

hey spooky so we won't

all right

a cookie

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in polarville

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hey wiggle Wagga mother's gonna giggle

the cow jumped over the moon

the cow jumped over the moon not the

couch

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now that's what I call a catchy tune

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the dish ran away with the spoons

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[Applause]

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come on

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you dance like a dream sweetums oh but

shouldn't we start heading home to our

little snuggle bunny I'm sure giz has

our tuck it out tacks tucked in and fast

asleep

oh looks like we got a couple of pooped

out police ready to hit the hay

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oh

oh my God

[Applause]

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foreign

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