05x06 - Bots Will Be Boys/Screwy/Good Princess Zowie

[bunniefuu]

[RATTLING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy!
-Howdy!

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy!
-Howdy!

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

The swellest kid around

[ALL CHEER]

[CLANGS]

CUCKOO: Cock-a-doodle-doo! Uh-oh!

Oh! Don't get your roof in a rattle,
Homey. Help's on its way.

-[BIKE ENGINE REVS]
-[BIKE HORN HONKS]

[CAR SCREECHES]

OLIE: Hiya, Pappy.

-Pappy! Pappy! Pappy!
-[PAPPY LAUGHING]

Oh, a hip-huggin' howdy to you, too, kids!

-[GIGGLES]
-[GIGGLES]

Where you been, little bro?
Not afraid of some hard work, are ya?

Wouldn't be here if I was, Giz.

Even if I did get here second,
by just a second.

Oh, I'm just glad you both came.

Why, there isn't a better pair
of mechanics,

-on planet Polie, than my two sons.
-Oh, Dad.

PAPPY: Or better helpers,
than my two grandkids. [CHUCKLES]

Well, there's plenty of stuff
that needs doing around here.

Ah. Oh, for starters,

my home, sweet home needs new spark plugs,
and a lube job.

And my songfish,
have been singing off-key all week.

-I reckon they need their notes tweaked.
-[SONGFISH SING OFF-KEY]

PAPPY: And good Ol' Precious
and Clippy Clop

need their gears realigned.

Are you ready to grab a tool,
and get fixin'?

Well, you know the Giz.
He's where the elbow grease is.

I've got two elbows full of grease.

-Ow!
-Ow!

Oh, don't worry, boys.
There's plenty of tools for both of you.

We helpers ought to split up, Zow.

You help Uncle Gizmo and I'll help Dad.

Now, you'll really get to see,
how fast a Polie can fix stuff, Olie.

Well, your Pop's a whiz-bang mechanic,
Zow.

But I've always been
a bit faster fixer-upper.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

GIZMO: [GRUNTS] Oh, darn!

Whooeee!

I think you've got
that torquerator turned up too high, Giz.

Well, that's where you're wrong,
little bro.

She's gonna be good and gizahoona tight.

[GRUNTS]

Pass me another S-66 Super-Sparking
Spark Plug there, Olie.

-Time for us to pick up the pace.
-Okey-dokey.

Just a few squirts, and the whole knee
will be lubed up as good as new.

[CLEARING THROAT]
I already lubed that joint.

Got to be quick, to keep up,
with a seasoned fixer-upper like me.

Well, then, I'll get started tunin' up
the songfish tree, Percy.

If you hurry, maybe,
there'll be a fish or two left for you.

-Let's go, go, go, Zow!
-Zowie go, go, go! [GIGGLING]

Done. Okey-dokey, Olie. After them!

I... I mean, um... [CHUCKLES]
...on to the next chore.

But Dad, there's a wrench still attached
to the bolt over there.

We'll get it later.

Right now, we've got to hurry up
and catch Gizmo.

-[WHIRS]
-[ENGINE STARTS]

Cock-a-doodle-doo! Whoops!
Cock-a-doodle-doo! Whoops!

[SONGFISH SING OFF KEY]

-[GROANS] Songfishies sick?
-Naw. They just need a tune-up, is all.

And nobody can tune a fish,
like the Great Tuna Gizahoona.

-[LAUGHS]
-ZOWIE: Oh!

Music stick?

Watch maestro Giz
teach a few fish of their scales.

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

-[SONGFISH SING]
-[TUNING FORK RINGS]

[SONGFISH SING]

No, Daddy! Uncle Gizmo's tune fishies.

Zowie, everybody knows
a tuning fork is way better.

-GIZMO: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
-[SONGFISH SING]

-Tuning fork no good!
-Is, too!

-Ta-da!
-All done.

-[SONGFISH SING]
-Fishies better now, Olie?

They sound kinda nokey-dokey, Zow.
But I guess, Dad knows best.

Uncle Giz know best.

-Dad!
-Giz!

-Nope!
-Yep!

-[MOOS]
-[NEIGHS]

You know, Giz, you should start
at the bottom, like we are.

Zowie and I think my system
is pretty swell, just the way it is.

ZOWIE: Righty!

-[MOOS]
-[NEIGHS]

Let's keep this tune-up train a-rolling,
Olie.

Hind leg spring. Turbo giz.
Milkshake motor.

GIZMO: Magnetic horseshoes. Tail polisher.

-All done! Huh?
-All done! Huh?

Managed to keep up
with the Giz this time, I see.

More like the other way around.

-[MOOS]
-[ZOWIE GIGGLES]

Uncle Gizmo made Clippy Clop go "Moo!"

-[CLUCKS]
-[OLIE GIGGLES]

And Dad's made Precious cluck.

She might sprout feathers next.

[CLUCKS]

Dad, Uncle Gizmo?
Zowie and I were thinking,

-maybe you might wanna...
-Tell Pappy the farm-a-fixin's all done?

And in whiz-bang record time?

Even if I did have to wait for you,
through most of it.

I distinctly remember sitting around,
while you...

I got on with the hard work?

DAD: Now, Giz, that's just not true!

OLIE: Come on, Zow, you're going too slow.

ZOWIE: No, Olie go too fast.

So, Pappy, whaddya think?

Well, now, let me see.

CUCKOO: Cock-a-doodle-d... Whoops!
Cock-a-doodle-d... Whoops!

PAPPY: Homey can't seem to fly anymore.

My fishing porch is a-flappin' funny,
and Kooky's gone extra cuckoo!

[SONGFISH SING IN DIFFERENT KEYS]

[SIGHING] My song fish are all tuned up,
yeah. But in two different keys!

Seems like something or somebots
got them all confused.

[MOOS]

Clippy Clop's so overgeared,
he thinks, he's a cow!

[SIGHS] Now, he wants to be milked.

[CLUCKS]

PAPPY:
And O'l Precious is so tightly sprung,

why, she's clucking
like a springy chicken!

-[CLUCKS]
-And she's laying eggs!

Looks like Gizmo here,

probably should have tweaked
where he torqued.

Dad's right, Uncle Gizmo.

Well, Perce. I was thinking,

you probably should have wrenched,
where you ratcheted.

Uncle Gizmo right, Daddy.

Boys, it don't matter
what you should have done,

it's what you did done.

You two have always been so competitive
with each other,

now, you got the kids doing it, too.

You know, a little
competition is okey-dokey,

but not when it means doing stuff
so darn fast,

that it ain't done right.

Huh, good-golly, Pappy, you're right.

We got carried away with ourselves.

-Mighty carried away.
-That's for sure.

Kids, your Uncle and I are sorry.
We set a bad example for you today.

It's okey-dokey.
Now, we know how not to do things.

[CHUCKLES] At least we taught you bots
something useful today.

-And today's not over yet, right?
-You said it, Pappy.

This time, we'll all work together
and fix those pesky mistakes quick.

-But not too quick. [CHUCKLES]
-CUCKOO: Whoa, Nellie!

[SIGHS] First things first, though.

We can't fix Pappy's house,
'til we catch it!

[ALL LAUGH]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

OLIE: First one to the top of the slide,

is the ruler
of the whole Rolie round world!

[OLIE PANTS, GRUNTS]

[BREATHES HEAVILY] Come on, Olie!

[GIGGLES]

-[GIGGLES]
-[GIGGLES]

The winner is...

SCREWY: Me. [LAUGHS]

Who are you?

[CHUCKLES] Screwy, to you-ie!

But you can call me,
"Ruler of the Whole Moldy Round World."

Hiya, Screwy.
I'm Billy Bevel and this is Olie Polie.

So, what do you want me to do about it?

Screwy?

That's my name, don't wear it out.

Are you going down the slide?

Duh! Does it look like
I'm going down the slide?

I'll go when I'm good and ready.

I'm Ruler of the Whole
Bolie Round World, remember?

First one to the top
of the merry-go-roundy-round,

is King of Planet Cubey!

-[GIGGLES]
-[GIGGLES]

-I'm going to win! [PANTS]
-Not this time!

[YAWNS]

-And the winner is...
-SCREWY: Me.

-[GASPS]
-[GASPS]

King of Planet Screwy. [LAUGHS]

Hmm. Last one to the bench!

Huh!

-[PANTS]
-[PANTS]

-Huh?
-Huh?

What took you so long?

Uh, last one to the swings!

-[PANTS]
-[PANTS]

-Where is he?
-I don't know.

Oh, there he is.

Ta-da! [LAUGHS]

I don't really wanna play
in the park, anymore.

Me neither.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

I have a couple of announcements.
Today is Trapezoid Day, on Planet Cubey.

So, Mrs. Bevel has agreed to teach us,
the Planet Cubey traditional Square Dance.

ALL: Hooray!

Also, there is a new pupil,
joining us today.

I want everyone,
to make Screwy feel welcome.

-[GASPS]
-[GASPS]

Okey-dokey, kiddos, face your partners.

-Huh!
-BILLY: Screwy.

That's my name, don't wear it out.

You're going to school with us?

That's right, Box-Breath.

Do-si-do and swing your partner.

[SQUARE DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

-Huh!
-BILLY: Whoa!

Hold hands and prom-e-nade!

Ew! Your hands are all rusty.

-BONITA: Change partners!
-Put 'em here, Screwy.

[POLLIE GIGGLES]

-MRS TRIANGLE: Woop! A-Woop! Woop!
-BONITA: Square, square, and square we go.

-Tubio-swing-a-ding ding, ding, ding! Hoo!
-[SCREWY LAUGHS]

-Yahoo, Screwy!
-[GIGGLES]

Look, I'm even out-squaring the cube-head!

[SCREWY LAUGHING]

-Olie!
-Ready to roll, Billy?

Sure am.

-Think he's at the park again?
-Don't know. Hope not.

Me, too. He hogs everything.

And he has to be better than everybody
at everything.

Even square dancing.

-Yeah.
-And his hands are rusty.

And he's gonna be going to school
with us.

Yeah.

-We'll have to face him sooner or later.
-Uh-huh.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

-[GASPS]
-[GASPS]

[LAUGHS]

-Oh, no.
-[SIGHS] Let's go.

First one to the skateboard ramp
is the Pooh-bah of Polieville.

[SCOFFS]

-No Screwy.
-He's fast.

-But not as fast as our boards!
-[LAUGHS]

Uh-oh.

First one through the hoops
is President of Planet Pi!

-OLIE: Okey-dokey.
-[BOTH GIGGLE]

OLIE: Whoa! [LAUGHS] Yahoo!

BILLY: Yippee!

[PANTS]

First one to the slides,
Ruler of the Universe!

-[LAUGHS]
-[LAUGHS]

SCREWY: Whoa. [GRUNTS]

Looks like you're Ruler of the Universe,
Billy.

First one to the merry-go-roundie-round
is the Emperor of the Ice Cream planet.

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

WHEELIE: Wowza!

You two are really wheeling. [CHUCKLES]

-OLIE: Really, really wheeling.
-Looks like fun.

-Mind if someone else takes a turn?
-Go ahead, Wheelie.

Well, I was thinking
of a different someone else.

But he doesn't wanna play with us,
Wheelie.

-Yeah.
-He's, well, he's...

-Different?
-Uh-huh.

And his hands are all rusty.

It's kinda tough being the odd spoke.

Remember being a new square bot,
in a world of curves and curls, Billy?

Yeah.

It got a whole lot better,

when you made some good friends like Olie.
Didn't it?

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Maybe, you just have to get to know
Screwy.

Did you ask him if he wanted
to wheel around with you?

Come on, Olie.

-[EXHALES]
-OLIE: Hey, Screwy.

Want to use my board?

Nah.

Do you have a board at home?

Nope. I don't like stupid wheeled things.

You've never ever been
on a skateboard before?

Nope.

-Come on, I'll help you.
-Nah, it's yours.

I'll probably just break it,
or get it all rusty.

It's okey-dokey, Screwy.
We'll show you how to use the board.

-Whoa.
-BILLY: Whoa.

Sorry if it feels rusty.

That's just the way we lug nuts are,
a little rusty.

That's okey-dokey.
My hand's probably a little boxy.

That's just the way we cube heads are,
boxy.

You'll get the hang of it soon.

Yeah, I was never on a board,
until I moved to Polieville.

You'll be good, in no time.

Of course I will. I'll be better than both
of you put together.

[SCREWY LAUGHS]

[OLIE AND BILLY LAUGH]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Behold!
The King of Everything Crown.

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

Who king?

Hey!

Whoever wears the crown,
is the King of Everything.

OLIE: Billy!

And everyone else has to do
whatever the King says.

-[BILLY GRUNTS]
-Until someone else steals the crown.

-Then, they're the King.
-Me want crown.

[ALL GRUNT]

[ALL GASP]

Hey!

All hail his squareness, King Billy!
Ruler of Everything!

Get him!

-Whoa!
-Whoa!

I'm the King of Everything,
and you gotta do whatever I tell you.

What is your wish, Your Squareness?

Me got crown. Me pwetty pwincess.

Hmm. A castle!

You got to build me a really super-duper,
square castle.

[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING]

Me pwetty pwincess.

Come on, Zow.
We gotta build the King his castle.

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

-Looks about done to me.
-[BILLY CLEARS THROAT]

There's no throne.

POLLIE: A throne, oh, Cubed One.

Now, what do we have to do?

The King of Everything,
would like some, um, treats.

Pwetty Pwincess Zowie make castle.

That was my last command, Zow.
Now, the King of Everything wants treats.

Tweaty tweat, tweat, tweat, tweat, tweat!

POLLIE: Treats, Your Squareness.

BILLY: His Squareness King Billy,
wants music.

Princess Zowie have treats.

[GASPS]

That was my last command, Zow.
Now, I want music.

Go get something to make music with, Zow.

Okey-dokey, Squarey Kingy Billy.

[POLLIE AND OLIE PLAYING INSTRUMENTS]

-Now, play standing on your heads.
-That's silly.

You know, we can't stand on our heads.

We're round.

I'm King of Everything,
and I say stand on your heads.

-[SIGHS]
-[SIGHS]

-[GRUNTS]
-[GRUNTS]

-Whoa! Ugh! [THUDS]
-Ugh! [THUDS]

Good one! [LAUGHS]

-Get his crown!
-Hey!

-[GRUNTING]
-[THUDDING]

[SCREAMS] Stop!

-POLLIE: Billy, come back here.
-BILLY: Stop!

[ZOWIE PLAYING THE HARMONICA]

-[BILLY SCREAMS]
-[OLIE GROWLS]

[LAUGHS]

-Whoa!
-Gotcha!

[GASPS] Hey!

Yes! [LAUGHS]

I got the crown,

and now, I'm the Supremo Ruler
of the whole universe!

The King of Everything.

-[BILLY PANTS]
-What do you want us to do, oh Round One?

Don't make it something dumb, okay?

-[LAUGHS]
-[ZOWIE PLAYING THE HARMONICA]

King Billy! Me play music!

I'm not the king anymore, Zow. Olie is.

Now, we gotta do what Olie says.

You no King?

No.

I got the crown and whoever gets
the crown, gets to be King.

And everyone else has to do
what the King says.

[SIGHS] Me want crown, too.

Don't worry. You'll get your turn, Zow.

I command you to...

Um...

Put away all my toys.

That's not fair.

I'm the King.

[ALL SIGH]

[ZOWIE BOINGS]

Toys picked up and put away,
Your Roundness.

[LAUGHS]

-[OLIE SCREAMS]
-Yeah!

[SCREAMS]

POLLIE: Yeah! [LAUGHS]

I'm the most Powerfulest,
Irradiant Pollie Pi, Queen of Everything.

OLIE: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Hooray for Queen Pollie Pi. Whoopde-do.

[SNIFFLES]

As Irradiant Queen of the Universe,

I command you to get me, um...

A flower.

That's easy.

[GRUNTS, GASPS]

[SNIFFLES]

[SNIFFS] Mm.

There's only two here. Where is Zowie?

-BILLY: What next, oh Radioactive One?
-OLIE: Huh?

[SNIFFLES]

I make Zowie Pretty Princess
of the whole Polie Planet!

And you have to do
whatever she tells you.

[ZOWIE GROANS]

-No way!
-Uh-uh.

-No way!
-She didn't get the crown.

I am Queen of Everything.

[SNIFFLES]

I crown you, Zowie,

Prettiest Princess,
of the Whole Galaxy and Beyond.

[GASPS] Me Pwetty Pwincess!

[GROANS] She'll make us do
little kids stuff.

So, what do you want us to do?

Um, carry Pwincess Zowie. [GIGGLES]

-What now, Zowie?
-That's Princess Zowie to you.

Pwetty Pwincess Zowie.

Okay. What now,
Pretty Princess Zowie?

Spacey boys! Spacey boys! Spacey boys!

-Really?
-[ZOWIE GIGGLES]

You order us to watch Space Boy?

ALL:
Hooray!

-Princess Zowie!
-[GIGGLES]

You can be the princess anytime, Zow.

-ALL: Hooray for Good Princess Zowie!
-[ZOWIE GIGGLES]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC ENDS]