04x12 - Housey Wake Up!/Blue Coupey/Yesthankyouplease

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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04x12 - Housey Wake Up!/Blue Coupey/Yesthankyouplease

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[RATTLES]

Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

[ALL CHEER]

[SNORING]

[ALARM RINGING]

[BARKS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHS]

[POLINA HUMMING]

Flappy-jack time! Flappy-jack time!

Hustle up you two.
It's a lots to do-dah day.

-Lots to do-dah day.
-Do-dah day. Do-dah day.

POLINA: We have to hustle our bustle.
There's a play date for Zowie.

And boinky ball for me.

Cupboards to straighten,
and errands to run.

Bowling with Bonita and...

MOUSEY: Market time! Market time!

Oh, my! Let's crank our shafts.

OLIE: Full speed ahead!

-Chore time! Chore time!
-PERCY: Got to polish the lawn,

clean some windows,
and oil some hinges.

[MOTOR WHIRS]

Tip-top. [CHUCKLES]

-[CAR HORN BEEPING]
-[TIRES SQUEALING]

[GIGGLES]

Off to the hardgear store.

-See you!
-Bowling time. [GIGGLES]

Bowling with Bonita.

[GROANS]

Lunchy time! [GIGGLES]

-PERCY: Mm, mm, mm, mm.
-[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

POLINA: Time to go.

Walky time! [GIGGLES]

-Playtime! [GIGGLES]
-[ZOWIE CHEERING]

-Space boy time! [GIGGLES]
-OLIE: Yahoo!

ZOWIE: Dancy time! [GIGGLES]

POLINA: Cleaning time!

[VACUUM WHIRS]

-MOUSEY: Tubby time!
-[ZOWIE GIGGLES]

ZOWIE: Aw!

[PANTING]

-[LAUGHS]
-[ZOWIE SQUEAKS]

Zowie.

[PANTING]

Hmm?

[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]

MOUSEY: Bed time! Sleepy time!

MOUSEY: [DINGING] Jammy time, too.

[HOUSEY YAWNS]

[SNORES]

[HOUSEY SNORING]

[PERCY YAWNING]

PERCY: Hmm.

[RATTLES]

My gears and... [YAWNS]
...tie rods.

Morning, all. Ready?

[YAWNS]

OLIE: Mom, Dad.

The day's already begun.

How'd we miss it?

Guess old Clocky's...

[RATTLES]

[YAWNS]

...spring's wound down.

Sounds like somebody else
is wound down, too.

[MUMBLES, INHALES]

[YAWNING]

Oh, that's better.

Let's get our gaskets in gear.
Lots to do-dah day.

ZOWIE: Do-dah day.

[SNORES]

Open, sesame. Lots to do today.

Uh, Housey? Got to get to the kitchen.

Housey?

[CHUCKLES] Guess I forgot
to oil that hinge.

[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]

Breakfast on the double, Chilly.

Chilly?

Hmm?

Maybe somebody blew a fuse, Dad.

PERCY: Hmm.

[GRUNTING]

Oh! [GROANS]

[GIGGLES]

Toast, please, toasty. Lots to do-dah day.

-[SNORES]
-OLIE: Tray?

[ALL SNORING]

Look, Clocky stopped ticking.

Wally, up and at 'em.

What in the Rolie round world
is going on?

[MUSIC CONCLUDES]

-[ALL SNORE]
-Gee whiz!

What's wrong with Housey?

Oh, what's that sound?

Housey don't wake up.

[GIGGLES] Right you are, Zow.
Housey's sound asleep.

Strip my gears!
We must have run old Housey down.

He's all tuckered out.

-What do, Daddy?
-Only one thing to do.

Wake Housey up.

PERCY: Coochie, coochie, coochie coo!

Up and at 'em, Housey.

Not working, Daddy.

OLIE: I have an idea.

Ta-da!

POLINA: Morning, Bonita.
Mind if I borrow some coffee?

Housey's having
a little trouble rising and shining.

You betcha. A pot of java to go, go, go.

-[PLAYING RUSTED TUNE]
-Wake up, Housey, wake up.

[CHAIR SNORTING]

-[GROANING]
-OLIE: Yeah! Housey's waking up.

ZOWIE: Yeah, Housey!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Come on, Zow. It almost worked.

[BLOWING NOTES]

-[ALL CHEER]
-Yeah, Housey!

[YAWNS, SNORES]

[GROANING]

Oh, dear.

We have lots and lots
and lots to do-dah day.

I'm afraid Housey and the buddies
are just plain tired out.

[YAWNS] Guess I'm a little worn-out, too.

[YAWNS]

We have been revving on all pistons.

Maybe Housey has the right idea.

[SIGHS]

[WHISTLING]

Uh, hey, there, neighbors!
What are you up to?

Nothing, Mr. Bevel.
It's just a nothing to do-dah day.

[BOTH GIGGLE]

ZOWIE: Do-dah day. Do-dah day.
[GIGGLING]

[SNORING]

[MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[MOTORBIKE REVVING]

Howdy, Giz.

All ready for the pogo stick rally
in the Polie Baja.

Oh, you betcha, bro.

Whoo-whee!

Mighty kind of you,

offering to tune up Motorboy for me
while I'm gone.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

Poor guy's a bit spitty-sputtery.

Well, you've come to the right bot.

I'm a spitter-sputter
fixer-upper specialist. [CHUCKLES]

Oh, hey. After you prime his pistons,

why don't you take Motorboy
for a spin, huh?

Well, I might just take you up
on that, Giz.

Gotta bounce, bro. Sayonara!

Jeepers, Dad. Motorboy sure
is one spiffy snazzeroo machine.

He sure is, Olie.

[ENGINE STARTS]

You know, I think I will take him
for a spin.

Wow! You're going to ride Motorboy?

Yep, when I was a young bot
I always wanted a super-duper cycle.

Maybe it's high time I got one.

Hmm. Don't see the T-22
twisting titanium torque wrench in there.

Can't tweak Motorboy's engine without it.

-[HONKS]
-Ah, Coupey.

That's where I left it. Good boy.

[WHISTLES]

[PLAYFULLY HONKS]

-There we go.
-[ENGINE REVVING]

Well, the spitter-sputter's gone,
but he still sounds a little rough.

-Could his oil be icky, Dad?
-Good thinking, Olie.

Every bot likes a fresh oil change.

We've got lots in the garage.

[HONKS]

Nothing like a little lube
to un-clink your clanks.

-[COUPEY HONKING]
-Huh!

Coupey?

-Hmm? Where could Motorboy have...
-There he is, Dad.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

A little anxious to get riding,
huh, Motorboy?

[MUSIC CONCLUDES]

-[WHISTLES]
-Wow!

Motorboy looks and sounds
like a million volts now.

[ENGINE REVS]

[CHUCKLES] He thinks so, too.

[HONKS]

Coupey? My! You look awful silly
on two wheels.

-Coupey, look out!
-[CRASHING]

[BOTH GASP]

Good golly!

You should leave the two-wheel driving
to Motorboy.

[HONKS]

Wonder what's got into Coupey, Dad.

I don't know.

Might have to take him to the...

[ECHOING] ...mechanic.

Hmm. Hope his wires aren't crossed.

Hi, Mr. Polie and Olie.
Hey, Motorboy, sounding smooth.

You betcha, Wheelie. Dad and I
tuned him up and changed his oil.

You know, my wheel's a bit squeaky.

Could I borrow a squirt
of de-squeakalating oil?

Help yourself, Wheelie.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Ah, the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

Hey, Coupey.

Why the droopy bumper?

PERCY: Now, that's the niftiest,
swiftiest two-wheeler around.

You betcha.

Ah, suffering from
a little two-wheel envy, old buddy?

I know how that feels.
Sometimes, I'd like two, too.

[HONKS QUESTIONINGLY]

But then I couldn't do cool
one-wheel stuff like this!

Whoa!

Ta-da! You've got three wheels,
you lucky dog.

[HONKS]

And I know the whole Polie family
loves you.

-Let's go show them what you got.
-PERCY: Whoa!

-What's up, Olie?
-Dad is.

Up and running, that is.

Whoo-hoo!

[HONKS]

Dad's sure having fun.

WHEELIE: He's doing great,
just as long as he doesn't touch the...

Whoa! [CHEERING]

...turbolator button.

It gives Motorboy more oomph.

That's a little too much oomph.

PERCY: Whoa-ho. [CHUCKLES] Nelly!

Slow down, Motorboy!

This is a bit farther than I had in mind.

-Whoa!
-[TIRES SCREECH]

I guess that must be
the Turbolator button, huh?

It's a bit, uh... [CHUCKLES]
...peppy.

-[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
-Oops. Out of gas?

I'm sure we'll drift
by a gas station soon.

I think.

Or maybe a bus will come by?

Oh, no! It looks like they're in trouble.

WHEELIE: Must be out of gas.

Gee Willikers, Coupey,

Dad and Motorboy are
in a Polie of a pickle!

[HONKS SULKILY]

What's the matter, Coupey?

[SIGHS] Olie,

I think Coupey's feelings were hurt
by all the attention you and your dad

were giving Motorboy.

Jeepers, Coupey,
we didn't mean to ignore you.

Sure, you're family.

Now, Mr. Polie and Motorboy need
your help.

Are you up for it, Coupey?

-[HONKS BRIGHTLY]
-Yay! Coupey!

[SIGHS]

Coupey?

-[TIRES SCREECH]
-[HORN BEEPS]

I sure am sorry, Coupey.

I guess I got a little overexcited
about taking a ride on Motorboy here.

It won't happen again, old fella.
I can always count on you, can't I?

-[HONKS BRIGHTLY]
-PERCY: You're a lifesaver, Coupey.

Let's go home. Uh, and no hurry, Motorboy.

I think we'll just leave
the Turbolator off for now. [CHUCKLING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[HUMMING]

Hey, uncle Gizmo,
how'd the Polie pogo event go?

[SIGHS] Well, Olie-o,

let's just say... Oh! The Giz!

Well, that's where the cactus is. Oops!

Ah! Oh, yeah.

So, how's my main machine
Motorboy doing?

Running like a dream, Giz.

And he's made a brand-new friend
in Coupey.

[CHUCKLES] They're beeping buddies,
all right.

Wha-ha!

Coupey may not pop a wheelie
like Motorboy,

but he's a true three-wheeled
family member all the same.

GIZMO: Oh, hey.

I wonder if your tune-up
fixed Motorboy's turbolator.

[YELLING]

Oops. [CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS] Ready for another
little interstellar road trip, Coupey?

[HONKS BRIGHTLY]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[TAIL RATTLES]

ZOWIE: Cup for Zowie.

-Cup for Uncle Gizmo
-Hmm.

-[HORN HONKING MUSICALLY]
-[GASPS] Uncle Gizmo!

Yay!

Well, howdy, Haydy, haydy-ho!
The Giz is here!

-Where's my Zowie-oh-ee? Ho!
-Uncle Gizmo!

-[GIGGLES]
-Oh, there's my little lady

with a welcome warmer
than a pair of bedroom slippers.

You two have a good afternoon now.

[GIGGLES]

Ready to go, Olie?

Ready! Hi, Uncle Giz! Bye, Uncle Giz!

Oh! Now that's a good-bye on the fly.

My little hot tamale,
Whatcha got set for Giz today?

Me have tea party.

Okey-dokey. You know I always say,

follow the Giz. He's where
the finger sandwich is, baby.

Yummy tea, Uncle Gizmo.

Oh, now this is a tea-riffic shindig.

[BARKS]

No, no, no.

Spot there. Uncle Gizmo there.

[WHIMPERS]

Okey-dokey. Give this.

Okey-dokey, little mama, but...

-Here, Spot.
-[BARKS]

-Sit down!
-[WHIMPERS]

Whoa. [INDISTINCT] The Giz says
there's a couple of magic words

you need to add
to your tea-tipplin' vocabulary.

[GASPS] Magic word?

Sure, sugar-boogum. You stay right here.
The Giz will be back in a jiff.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Uncle Gizmo?

[GASPS]

Well, bust my bloomers!
Is this miss Zowie Polie's tea party?

I do hope I'm not late.

-[LAUGHS]
-Huh?

Oh! Uncle Gizmo pretty.

Well, that's Auntie Gizmo to you.

Now, Dearie, follow your Auntie Giz.
She's where the magic words is.

Would you like more tea, Miss Zowie Polie?

Me want more, more, more!

Allow your auntie.

Now, what'd you say you wanted,
my dear?

More, more, more!

Me want tea, tea, tea!

Why, Miss Zow, you're forgetting
the magic words.

Instead of "Me want",
try, "Yes, thank you, please."

Would you like some tea?

Um, yes, thank you, please.

GIZ: Why didn't you say so?
Here you go, miss Zow.

[GIGGLES]

Now, say you'd like a cookie.

Instead of "Gimme,"
give "Please" a whirl.

Please, cookie, Uncle Auntie Gizmo.

Yay! [GIGGLES]

Bingo, Miss Zo.

Remember the magic words,
"Yes, thank you, please"

gets you anything you needs.

Thank you, Uncle Auntie Gizmo.
Want more?

Oh, yes, thank you, dear.

[WHIMPERS]

That's a good cup of mud,
Miss Zowie Polie.

[GIGGLES] Want milk?

-GIZ: Yes, thank you, please.
-Me get.

Open, Chilly.

Please?

Oh! Thank you, Chilly.

Well, Tweedle me Dum!
Closed tight as a drum.

It worked. [CHUCKLES]

It certainly did, Miss Zowie manners.

Hmm?

Cookie! Yes, thank you, please.

[GIGGLES]
Toasty! Yes, thank you, please.

Yay!

That's the way you gets what you need.
Just a little, "Yes, thank you, please."

-Yes, thank you, please
-Yes, thank you, please

-Yes, thank you, please
-Yes, thank you, please

-Yes, thank you, please
-Yes, thank you, please

-Yes, thank you, please
-Yes, thank you, please

-Yes, thank you, please!
-Yes, thank you, please

[GIGGLES]

-Lampy on, yes, thank you, please
-Yes, thank you, please

-Lampy off, yes, thank you, please
-Yes, thank you, please

Telly on, yes, thank you, please
Telly off, yes, thank you, please

Vickie off, yes, thank you, please

Vicky on, yes, thank you, please

-[GIGGLING]
-Whoo!

By golly, I think she's got it.

Yes, thank you, please!
Yes, thank you, please!

Yes, thank you, please!

Move!

Well, all right, all right,
hold on there if you please.

Now's the time
to learn another magic word.

-Another magic word?
-Well, that's right, Dearie.

The next magic word is, "Excuse me."

Cooz me?

When you need to get by
and someone's in your way,

"Excuse me", is the thing to say.

Excuse me, excuse me, and excuse me.

[GIGGLES] Me do.

'Scuse me!

'Scuse me! [GIGGLES]

'Scuse me! [GIGGLES]

'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me!

Way to go, Zow.

-ZOWIE: 'Scuse me!
-[BARKS]

'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me!

Whoa, Nelly!

You "'Scused" us all right to nap time.

I'm plum tuckered out, Miss Zowie.

Hmm? 'Scuse me, Uncle Auntie Gizmo.

'Scuse me!

-'Scuse me!
-Whoa!

-'Scuse me!
-Whoa!

'Scuse me!

-Whoa!
-'Scuse me!

[GIGGLING]

[CHUCKLES] A-phew!

I believe you've become
an etiquette expert,

little Miss Zowie Manners.

-'Scuse me!
-Whoo-ho-ho!

[GIGGLES]

[GRUNTING] Hmm.

Strange. Door's jammed.

Gizmo?

ZOWIE: What magic wordy?

-I know! Open sesame!
-ZOWIE: Nope!

-PERCY: Abrakazam-bamboodle?
-ZOWIE: No!

-POLINA: Alakazam?
-ZOWIE: No!

Please, Zowie, open the door! [GROANS]

You say it, Olie. Please!

[CHUCKLES] Please?
That's a super-duper magic word, Zow.

It's the very bestest kind, sweet pea.

[CHUCKLES]

-Giz?
-[WHISTLES]

Uncle Auntie Gizmo
teach Zowie magic words.

Well, is that right, Auntie Gizmo?

Well just a few... [CLEARS THROAT]

Well, just a few words
every tea tipper should know.

Zowie tell you more?

-[WHISPERING]
-Yes, thank you.

-And please.
-And 'scuse me.

How's about we show 'em
a little more magic?

Yes, thank you, please, 'scuse me
Yes, thank you, please, 'scuse me

-Yes, thank you, please, 'scuse me
-Yes, thank you, please, 'scuse me

-Yes, thank you, please, 'scuse me
-Yes, thank you, please, 'scuse me

Yes, thank you, please, 'scuse me
Yes, thank you, please, 'scuse me

Yes, thank you, please, 'scuse me
Yes, thank you, please, 'scuse me

-[ZOWIE GIGGLING]
-[BARKS]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC ENDS]
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