04x06 - Who's the Worstest/Puzzle Peace/Robo Rangers

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[RATTLING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

Hooray

Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

Hooray

Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid
The swellest kid around

Whee!

[PANTS]

[BELL DINGS]

Yeah! Slam Dunkity! My best

all-yard, all-house
boinky ball sh*t ever. We're tied.

-Yay!
-[BARKS]

Watch this one, it's gonna be
the most rip-roaring rebound sh*t ever!

Off the roof, over the fence,
through the swings,

off the tree house,
off Coupy's hood

-[COUPY HONKS]
-OLIE: And...

[DRUM ROLL]

Yahoo! Yes!
In the basket! Game over!

I'm the winning-est boinky ball
champion of the universe...

Again!

-[CHEERS]
-[BARKS]

-Go, Olie, go!
-[BARKS]

You sure are good at boinky ball, Rolie.

Now, how's about a game
of whirling wickets?

But I'm on a boinky ball roll.
Here. Loser goes first.

But we've played five games
of boinky ball you've won them all.

And I'm really good at whirling wickets.

Come on, one more game.

Uh, no, thanks.
I've had enough losing for one day.

See you later.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[WHIMPERS]

[HUMMING]

Hmm, looks like somebody's
in the downy dumps.

Billy left 'cause I didn't
want to play whirling wickets.

Well, now, whirling wickets is
a jim-dandy way to spend a day.

But I wanted to keep
on playing boinky ball

So, I could keep winning,
and Billy's better at whirling wickets.

Hmm. Winning is nifty.
Everyone likes to win.

It might be nice for Billy
to win once in a while, too.

[HUMMING]

I guess it wouldn't be
much fun losing all the time.

-I know! I could let Billy win!
-Billy, win, win, win!

But how am I gonna let him win
if he doesn't want to play

boinky ball anymore?

Olie play whirlies?

Great idea, Zow!

-[CHUCKLES]
-[SPOT BARKS]

[BILLY SIGHS]

Now, remember, Zow,
we can't let Billy know

we're letting him win. Okey-dokey?

Okey-dokey, Olie.

Gee whirlikers. Whirling wickets
sure is a whole lot of fun.

-Fun, fun, fun!
-I sure wish Billy would come and play.

-BILLY: Huh?
-Oh.

Hi, Billy. Want to play?

Nah.

-But it's your favoritest game.
-Fun, fun, fun!

Well, okey-dokey.
It is my favoritest game.

Hmm...

Oops.
Must have lined it up wrong.

-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]
-You sure did.

My turn!

Yay! Billy make good sh*t.

Sure is going to be hard to b*at that one.

[GRUNTS]

Golly, Olie, that sh*t was
even worse than your first one.

I must be, uh, rusty.

Whoopee! I got it through two!

Ooh, I'd better catch up with this sh*t.

[GRUNTS] Oops!

-[COUPY HONKS]
-PERCY: Youch!

Sorry, Dad. Come on,
Spot, help me find my ball.

[SPOT BARKS]

-Olie sure is playing badly today.
-Uh-huh, Olie let Billy win.

[GASPS]

-He's losing on purpose?
-Oopsie.

He didn't have to let me win.
I'm really good at whirling wickets.

-Billy best-est?
-Nope, Zowie. Billy's the worst-est.

At least that's what Olie thinks.

Well, I can lose just as well as Olie can.

-I can b*at Olie at being the worst-est.
-OLIE: Found it. Your turn, Billy.

[GRUNTS]

-[CHUCKLES]
-Gee, whirlikers.

That was worse than mine.

Your turn, Olie.

[CHUCKLES]

Oopsie doodles.

-OLIE: Hmm?
-Double oopsie doodles.

Aw, shucks.

[CLATTERING]

Double shucks.

Uh, want to go to the park
and play a new game?

You betcha!

-How about hide-and-go-seek?
-Good idea.

Okey-dokey. One, two, three, four, five.

Ready or not, here I... Huh?

Me see Billy! Me see Billy! [CHUCKLES]

I see him, too.

One, two, three on Billy. You're out.

Oh, well. You win.

[SAD TROMBONE MUSIC PLAYING]

Okay, first one
to the whirling swirl sproinger

is the fastest bot.

-Ready?
-Ready.

One, three, two. Go, go, go!

Can't you go any faster, Billy?

I'm so tired.

-[YAWNS] I'm pretty easy to b*at today.
-I'm not feeling very fast today, Olie.

I think I feel like the slowest.

-No, I'm the slowest.
-I'm way slower.

But, Billy, I want to lose.

Me, too.

I thought it made you feel
bad when you didn't win.

I like for you to win sometimes,
and for me to win sometimes.

But if you're letting me win,
that's not playing fair and square.

Okey-dokey, Billy. From now on,
we'll both play fair and square.

-Deal?
-Deal.

And now I'm going
to b*at you fair and square

at being the slowest.

I can run way slower than you.

I can be slower than that.

Well I can't go

any faster than this.

Oh really?

Watch this.

[CHUCKLES]

Zowie, win! Me, fastest!

Whoa! She wins.

Billy, you are the slowest in the world.

But does that make you
the winner or the loser?

I think it makes me both.

[BOTH CHUCKLE SLOWLY]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Good going, Zow.

Nearly done.

Zowie love zigzags.

[THUMPS]

That's jigsaw, Zow.

-Jigsaw puzzle.
-Yep, zigzag puzzle.

[BARKS]

Can't play with you now, Spot.
Gotta finish the puzzle.

[WHIMPERS]

Almost done the new puzzle, huh?

Mighty fine work there, kids.

-OLIE: Thanks, Dad.
-ZOWIE: Thank you, Daddy.

Remember, all the pieces back
in the box when you're done.

-Okey-dokey?
-KIDS: Okey-dokey.

[MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRUNTS]

[EXCLAIMS]

[GROANS]

[GROWLS]

-[SHRIEKS]
-[SPOT BARKS]

-[BARKS]
-[CLATTERS]

Take it easy, Spot.

-We'll come play with you in a minute.
-[WHIMPERS]

-Where last piece, Olie?
-I don't know, Zow.

-Got to find it, though.
-Hmm.

Not here, Olie.

Not down here either.

-Hey, Spot, did you see a puzzle piece?
-[BARKS]

[CHUCKLES] Spot funny.

-[CHUCKLES]
-Come on, Spot, we're serious.

We can't find the last piece.

[CHUCKLES]
A missing puzzle piece?

Well, it didn't just get up and walk away.

Now, did it, Olie? [CHUCKLES]

Guess not, Dad. We'll keep looking.

-Hey! What's that?
-[EXCLAIMS] Oh, no!

Jeepers, Chilli.
Where'd you get the new magnet?

-Pretty spiffy.
-Pretty spiffy.

[SNIFFS]

-Hmm!
-[YELPS]

OLIE: [GASPING] It's the puzzle piece!

Umph!

Gee whirlikers!
The piece did get up and walk away.

Puzzly piece run away! Zoom!

[BARKS]

[SIGHS]

-No can finish zigzag puzzle, Olie?
-Nokey-dokey, Zow.

The puzzle's no good, missing a piece.

This is a job for...

Olie Polie, junior detective.

And his trusty sidekick, Zowie.

Sidiekick, sidiekick. [CHUCKLES]

Nobody honks my dog's nose,
and gets away with it.

Right, robo-bloodhound Spot?

[BARKS, GROWLS]

And junior detectives
always get their puzzle pieces.

[GROWLS]

OLIE: Hmm...

-Oh. Oops! 'Scuse me.
-Any sign of 'em?

Nope, Zowie no see sign.

-Hmm.
-Hmm!

[CHUCKLES]

[SNIFFING]

-[YELPS]
-[BARKS]

-Spot?
-Where Spot go, Olie?

-Beats me, Zow.
-[SPOT WHIMPERS]

[WHIMPERS]

This is no time for chin-ups, Spot.
[SIGHS] Come on, Zow.

-Time to round up the usual suspects.
-Okey-dokey, 'tective Olie.

[WHIMPERS]

Okey-dokey,
anybody seen this guy around?

ZOWIE: Bad puzzly piece run away.

Well, if you do,
you give us a call, okey-dokey?

Come on, Zow.

[SPOT SNIFFING]

Hmm!

[EXCLAIMS]

-[BEEPS]
-[WHIMPERING]

-[SPOT WHIMPERS]
-[ZOWIE GROANS]

Jeepers, Spot.
We'll never catch the puzzle piece

with you goofing around all the time.

Come on, Zow, let's check the kitchen.
Maybe, he doubled back.

ZOWIE: Double back, double back.

-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]
-[SPOT WHIMPERS]

[EXCLAIMS CURIOUSLY]

[GROWLS]

-[BEEPS]
-[EXCLAIMS]

[SCREAMING]

-[GROWLS]
-[BEEPING]

[MEOWS]

-[ENGINE MOANS]
-[CLATTERS, SCREECHES]

[WHIMPERS]

[SIGHS]

Not very good detectives today, huh, Zow?

-Nope.
-Uh, hey there, kids. Why the long faces?

We couldn't find
the last puzzle piece, Dad.

-My junior detective's stumped?
-[CHUCKLES] Hard to believe.

Maybe the puzzle
was short one piece all along.

Nope, it was there.

-But, you wouldn't believe...
-[DISTANT SQUEALING]

-Huh?
-[ZOWIE GASPS]

Great rolling doughnuts!

-[SCREECHES]
-[YELPS]

[GROANS]

PERCY: Well, strip my gears.

-It did get up and walk away.
-But how did it fly home?

-[SPOT BARKING]
-Spot!

You are a robo-bloodhound, after all.

[CHUCKLES]

Let's get this piece
back in the box

-Before he hightails it again.
-[PUZZLE PIECE YELLS]

Puzzly piece no like box?

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

I guess it's not much fun
being cooped up in a box

till somebody wants to play with you.

[SIGHS]

Hmm, I think we could fix it

so he can stay out
of that box permanently.

How'd you like that?

[CHUCKLES]

[ALL CHUCKLE]

[BANGING]

There. I think everybody's gonna
be much happier with this setup.

[WHIRRING]

[HONKS]

OLIE: We sure got
these nice and tight, Billy.

BILLIE: You betcha, Olie.

So, how do you figure
we get them undone?

-[BOTH GRUNT]
-Let's try to walk to the door.

-To the left, Billy.
-[BOTH EXCLAIM]

-Oops. I guess, I mean to the right.
-[BOTH GRUNT]

How about left? Then, right?

[BOTH GRUNT]

BOTH: [GROAN] Whoa!

Volunteer robo-ranger-leader
dad reporting.

Hmm,
working on your knot tying skills, I see.

And it looks like it's another
robo-ranger medal we won't be getting.

We'll never be ready in time
for the big Gearboree this weekend.

Nonsense. With a few pointers,
and a positive charge in your pistons,

you'll win lots of medals.

-Really?
-Really?

Now, how about a robo-ranger salute?

[BOTH GRUNTS]

[CHUCKLES] Just as soon as
I get you untied, of course.

[CHUCKLES]

-[GRUNTS]
-[SNIFFS]

Hmm.

Should be fine for our campsite.
Don't you think, rangers?

-BOTH: Yep.
-[BARKS]

Okey-dokey. Time to set up Tenty.

A robo-ranger who's quick
on the old tent remote

Can really impress
the judges at the Gearboree.

You got to crank the dial just so.

BOTH: Ooh!

Perfecto. Good job, men.

Hold this, will you, rangers?
Be right back.

Hmm, maybe we could
make Tenty just a little bit straighter.

Okey-dokey.

We can surprise, Dad.

Nope. A little to the left.

-Down, a little.
-Up, a little.

A little more.

-[SNAPS]
-BOTH: Uh-oh.

PERCY: Olie, Billy, where's Tenty?

[WHOOSHES]

Uh... [CHUCKLES]

-[BAXTER GROANING]
-[CLATTERING]

-Uh-oh.
-Uh-oh.

Over here, Percy.

[SIGHS]

Jumping Jupiter,
are you all right, Baxter?

Yep. All squared away, here.

But I'm sure glad you're showing
the boys the robo-ranger ropes.

Well, uh... [GASPS]

[BAXTER CHUCKLING]

Ready, rangers?

-Ready.
-Ready.

Who's gonna carry the food pack?
Gonna need that for our hike.

A good robo-ranger is always
willing to share the load.

-PERCY: Robo-rangers, ho!
-Gee whirlikers.

This is a lot heavier
than I thought it would be.

Beautiful day
for a robo-ranger hike, right, boys?

-BILLY: You betcha, Mr. Polie.
-Right, Olie?

-Uh, Olie?
-Over here, Dad. [PANTS]

Hang on, Olie. I'll take a turn.
A robo-ranger always shares the load.

[GRUNTS]

-Whoa!
-PERCY: Woah!

[THUD]

-[GROANS]
-OLIE: Spot?

-[BURPS]
-No wonder our food pack was so heavy.

It's pretty light, now.

Looks like you fellas
could use a square meal.

Well, I'm not sure that a free lunch
is in the best robo-ranger tradition.

But, Dad, aren't robo-rangers
always supposed to be raring and ready?

Well, yes, but, um...

Then, shouldn't we be raring,
and ready to accept lunch invitations?

Oh. I guess, I can't argue with that one.

What are we having, Baxter? I'm starved.

A robo-ranger never gets lost
in the woods because, he marks his trail.

Uh, so we're gonna
leave a trail of marbles?

Sure. They're so bright.

They'll be super easy
to follow back to camp.

[GASPS]

Ooh, pretty rock!

-Whew.
-Whew.

Okey-dokey, rangers,
time to follow the trail back to camp.

-[GRUNTS]
-Hey!

Olie, Olie, Olie. Me find pretty rocks.

[BOTH GASPS]

Zow, that was our trail.

Cheer up, bots. Even little Zow
had no problem following your markers.

Looks like you did
a pretty level job to me.

Yep.

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

[BIRD CHIRPS]

[IMITATES BIRDCALL]

Jeepers, Dad. Great bird call.

It's all part of being
comfortable with nature, Olie.

Now, watch while I turn it up a notch.

[CAWS]

[BIRDS CHIRPS]

-Wow!
-Wow!

Now, you rangers try.

[BOTH IMITATE BIRDCALL]

Hmm, seems to be having a reverse effect.
How about trying one together?

[KIDS IMITATE BIRDCALL]

[LOUD SCREECHING]

[LOUD THUDDING]

Well, maybe we should get inside

before whatever
that was comes for a visit.

BILLY: Gee, Mr. Polie

Do you think we'll win
any medals tomorrow?

Well, in my book as long as you
give it your best Rolie Polie try

you're always a winner.
And you boys gave it your best, right?

[BOTH SNORE]

[CHUCKLES]

PERCY: That was a swell Gearboree.

BAXTER: Well, box my ears.
Look at all those medals.

Congratulations

Robo-rangers.

-Thanks, Dad.
-Thanks, Mr. Bevel.

You know, Bax, the next
Gearboree's on a square planet.

So, you'll have to show
the boys the ropes.

I've already dug out
my old robo-ranger beret.

Check it out.

That's for sun.

That's for rain.

And, uh... Oops.

Zowie, do.

I guess that's for flying!

Yahoo!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES]