04x03 - We Scream for Ice Cream/Pomps Up/Anchors Away

[bunniefuu]

[RATTLING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at PLAYING]

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

[SPOT BOINGS]

[GROWLS]

[SNIFFING] Mm-hmm.

-Smells tummy-tickling tasty!
-[SPOT GROWLING]

Ho there, old boy.
I haven't read those funnies yet.

Jumping Jupiters! Will you look at this?

"Ice-cream planet discovered."

"An amateur Polie stargazer

"has discovered a planet
made completely out of ice-cream."

-Wow!
-[EXCLAIMS]

An ice-cream planet!

-That would have to be the bestest...
-Ice-cream!

...yummiest place to live
in the whole round universe.

Not better than right here in Polieville?

Totally ice-cream planet? You betcha, Mom.

Wow! I sure wish we could go
to the ice-cream planet.

ZOWIE: [GASPS] Yummy!

We'd be the first bots
from our planet to ever go there.

Do you think we could
go there sometime, Dad?

-[CHUCKLES] I don't see why not?
-Neato!

-[OLIE LAUGHS]
-Ice-cream! Ice-cream! [EXCLAIMS]

Whoa, there. [CHUCKLES]

Sounds like a scrumptious idea,
but right now, it's beddie time.

Night, night, Olie.

It sure would be nifty to have
all the ice-cream you want

any and all-time you feel like it.

Lemon sherbet snowballs.

-Double crunch chocolate chipper.
-[SWITCH CLICKING]

Fairy berry frozen pops.

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

-Wowza yowza!
-ZOWIE: Olie, Olie, Olie!

Olie, Olie, Olie!

[GROANS]

You just woke me up
from the bestest dream, Zow.

-Icey-cream. Icey-cream.
-Up and at 'em, Olie.

Time to get bundled up
in your warm. [INDISTINCT]

-We're going to the ice-cream planet.
-[KEYS JINGLING]

For real?

You betcha. Last one to the car
is a melted scoop.

-Yippee!
-Icey-cream, icey-cream!

-[OLIE LAUGHING]
-Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum!

[WRENCH CLICKING]

That ought to do it.

-Feel okey-dokey, Coupie?
-[COUPIE HONKS]

-[OLIE BOINGS]
-[ZOWIE BOINGS]

Here. You can bring back
ice-cream souvenirs.

-OLIE: Thanks, Mom.
-Keep warm.

An ice-cream planet's got to be cold.

[KISSES]

Bring me back some
double chocolate minty chip.

Have fun!

-[MUSIC PLAYING]
-[COUPIE ENGINE REVVING]

-There it is, Dad!
-[GASPS]

OLIE: The ice-cream planet!

Whoa! This ice-cream
is sure slippery slidey.

[PERCY EXCLAIMING]

[EXCLAIMS] Again! Again!

[CHUCKLES] Sorry about the rough landing.

Well, isn't this a sight?

OLIE: Amazing!

ZOWIE: Ooh! Icey-cream.

Yum, yum, yum, yum!

Hmm.

Tummy-tickling tasty.

[GIGGLES] Yummy tummy.

ALL: Ooh!

Ooh, sprinkles, sprinkles.

[GIGGLES]

-Oops!
-[OLIE CHUCKLES]

[SLURPS] Yummy!

[ALL EXCLAIM]

-[EXCLAIMS]
-[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

-Yippy!
-Hooray!

Whoa! [GRUNTS, GIGGLES]

You okay, Olie?

[GIGGLES] That was fun. Let's do it again.

Hey, look!

Bowls!

-OLIE: Whoa!
-ZOWIE: Whoa!

-[EXCLAIMS]
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

[BOTH EXCLAIM, LAUGH]

Oh!

[ZOWIE GIGGLES]

[BLABBERS]

Oh. Oh.

[ALL SLURPING]

Let's see.

Today we've had

Chocolate, strawberry,
marshmallow crunch, pecan

Double chocolate chip, vanilla

Licorice delight,
and malted milk ball shakes.

-[GROANS]
-[STOMACH GROWLING]

[KIDS LAUGH]

PERCY: Look out! Woopsie!

[KIDS GIGGLE]

-Oh.
-ZOWIE: Hmm. Chocolate!

PERCY: No.

No.

Hmm.

-Gotcha!
-[KIDS GIGGLE]

No catch me.

-PERCY: Oh, yeah? [CHUCKLES] We'll see.
-[OLIE CHUCKLES]

-Come back here, Zowie. [CHUCKLES]
-[PERCY LAUGHS]

[SLURPS] Hey,
this is Billy's favorite flavor.

Rainbow rocket crunch bar.

You think I could take some for him?

Sure. It'd be nice
to take him home a souvenir.

Got to find something
extra scrumptious for Mom, too.

-[SHIVERS]
-Hmm. I think someone's all scooped out.

[YAWNS] Me want to go home.

I'm kind of all scooped out, too, Dad.

This place is sure extra tasty

but I couldn't try another flavor.

Thanks for bringing us here, Dad.

[COUPIE ENGINE REVVING]

-ZOWIE: Mommy! Mommy!
-Did you have fun?

Me sat on spoons. Me spin in bowl.

Me have sprinkles. Me have icey-cream.

Oh, my!

Double chocolate minty chip!
Just for you, hon.

[GASPS] My favorite!
Oh, thank you, sweetums!

-[KISSES]
-Aw!

Olie, why, I wasn't sure
you'd ever want to come home!

It was the yummiest,
funnest place ever, Mom!

-But it's sure nice to be back.
-Howdy, Olie.

I heard you went to the ice-cream planet.
How was it? Did you have a great time?

-What was your favorite flavor?
-[CHUCKLES] I brought you a souvenir.

-[GASPS] For me!
-Yup.

Gee-wilikers. Thanks, Olie.

You can decide
what's the bestest flavor yourself.

Hmm. Strawberry's my favorite!

No. I'd have to say
vanilla chip is my favorite.

Hey! Rainbow rocket crunch bar!

That's definitely my favorite.

[KIDS LAUGHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

-[OLIE SWOOSHING]
-[BILLY SWOOSHING]

-[OLIE GRUNTS]
-[BILLY GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[BOTH GRUNT]

Well, Space Ranger Billy,
we saved the universe again.

No job is too big for the space rangers.

[BIKE ENGINE REVVING]

OLIE: Uncle Gizmo.

[SIGHS] Your dad in the house?

-OLIE: Uh...
-GIZMO: Oh, thank you very much.

What's the matter with Uncle Gizmo?

I don't know but we space rangers
better see if we can help.

Duty calls.

[METAL CLANGS]

Oh, man! Isn't your dad around?

-OLIE: Nope.
-Oh.

Uh, can we help you with anything?

-I don't know, buckaroos.
-[OLIE BOINGS]

-I think I may be beyond help on this one.
-I know something that can fix anything.

-You do?
-You do?

Sure. Some of Mrs. Polie's lemonade.

It makes me feel better
even when I'm already feeling good.

-[METAL CLANGS]
-Good thinking, Billy. Let's go.

Oh.

Oops. Mom says, "No hats at the table."

Huh? Oh, right, Olie.

Where are my manners?

-Jumping gyros!
-[GASPS]

OLIE: What happened
to your hair, Uncle Gizmo?

My hair just won't stand up anymore, bots.

Oh. My "do" just won't do
what it's supposed to do. Uh-huh.

I've been to every barber in Polieville
and no luck.

I was hoping your dad could help me.
Oh, he can fix just about anything.

[BOTH GRUNT]

Space ranger Olie and Billy
at your service.

If the space rangers
can't save your hair...

Nobody can.

Aw, thanks, spacebots.
I can always count on you, fellas.

When the going gets tough,
the tough bots get going.

Well, hey! Who turned out the lights?

Uh, now you bots, you sure you know

how to operate
the old magnetron there, right?

Sure, Uncle Gizmo.

Your hair will be standing up in no time.

You betcha!

[ELECTRICITY PULSING]

I feel something happening.

-[BILLY GASPS]
-[OLIE GASPS] Oops.

What do you mean by, "Oops?"

Um, just need a little,
um, uh, adjustment.

[ELECTRICITY PULSING]

-[GASPS]
-[ELECTRICITY PULSING]

[GASPS]

[MACHINE BEEPING]

[BOTH LAUGH]

[GASPS, SIGHS]

-Maybe I can get a job as a barber Polie.
-[SPOT WHINES]

-Okay, buckaroos, let's light that candle.
-[SPOT WHIMPERS]

[WHIRRING]

-[WHIMPERS]
-[GIZMO YELLING]

[KIDS GRUNT]

[SPOT WHIMPERS]

Man.

Uh, contact.

-[LEVER CLICKS]
-[WHIRRING]

-[LEVER CLICKS]
-[GIZMO SCREAMS]

GIZMO: Uh, I think it's... [COUGHING]

...time to change the bag,
okey dokey, fellas? [COUGHING]

OLIE: There. Your hair's perfect again.

Uh, true enough, Billy boy,

but I think hanging upside-downy forever
might make me, uh, batty.

You dig?

What's cooking?
Little snack for the Giz-ahuna?

Nope. It's our super-duper hair gel.

-[BEEPS]
-Huh?

-Whoa!
-[MACHINE WHIRRING]

-[WHIRRING]
-OLIE: See, Uncle Gizmo?

Solid as a rock.

[KIDS GASP]

Uh, say, you fellas feel a breeze?

-[PUMP HISSES]
-[OLIE PANTS]

This is going to work for sure.

Yep. Since your hair's flat

We'll just pump it back up.

Whoa.

[SPOT BARKS]

Uh, you know, uh... [YELPS]

-Whoa! [EXCLAIMS]
-[KIDS SCREAM]

[GIZMO SCREAMS]

-[GIZMO GRUNTING]
-[CLATTERING]

Well, that was our last idea.
I guess we space rangers are licked.

Better turn in our helmets.

[OLIE BOINGS]

We're awfully sorry
we let you down, Uncle Gizmo.

Hogwash. You two are the best space pals
a guy could have.

-BOTH: We are?
-Why, sure.

You gave it your all
for your old pal, Giz.

I've never seen space rangers
with more moxie.

Hmm, I don't know, bots...

Maybe some problems just can't be fixed.

BONITA: What can't be fixed, Gizmo?

Uh, well, Bonita. It's my hair.

It seems to have lost its sproing.

Well, you don't keep a cube of hair
like this in shape

Without knowing a thing
or two about sproing. [CHUCKLES]

Let me have a look. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm.

Well, hey, get out of town.
I've got magnetic hair.

Well, it's not your hair, exactly.

Wait a minute.

[METAL CLANGING]

[CHUCKLES] It's no wonder
your hair was all schloompy.

Whoa! [EXCLAIMS]

Oh, man, I got to start
putting my things where they belong.

Bonita, thank you very, very, very much

And a special thanks to you bots
for helping to raise my spirits

and my hair. [CHUCKLING]

It's awful good to know
that there's always

a couple of space rangers
in the Giz's corner.

[ALL GRUNT]

-You betcha!
-You betcha!

-[CHUCKLES]
-Ooh! Oh, sweetie. [CHUCKLES]

-[KISSES]
-Oh, honey-bunch.

-Oh, oh.
-Hmm.

-[CHUCKLES]
-[CHUCKLES, KISSES]

[MUMBLES]

[KIDS BOING]

-Ew!
-Ew! Is it gooey hearts day?

No.

-Then, why are you so mushy?
-[LAUGHS] Mushy, mushy, mushy.

Well, it's our anniversary.

"Anniversary?" What's an anniversary?

It's when you remember a day
that's extra-special to you.

Like the anniversary of the day
your mom and I met.

[BOWLING PINS CLATTERING]

If you like,
I'll buff your bowling ball for you.

-Oh.
-Huh? [GRUNTS]

POLINA: It was love at first strike.

PERCY: [CHUCKLING] Yes siree Bob.

Guess you could say
I was, uh, bowled over.

It sure was a real special day.

Gee-whiz, that's it?

-You're so gooey from remembering?
-[LAUGHS] Gooey, gooey.

-Uh-huh. [LAUGHS]
-[LAUGHS] Uh-huh.

-[POLINA LAUGHING]
-[PERCY LAUGHING]

It's got to be a grown-up thing, Zow.
Come on.

[ZOWIE LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING] Last one there
gets to tidy my room.

[LAUGHS]

Psst.

Aw, there's the wedding party.

You haven't changed a bit.

Oh, look, there we are on our honeymoon.

-That cruise sure was a ball.
-PERCY: What do you say, sweetums,

next year, we take a pleasure cruise
for our anniversary?

POLINA: [GASPS] Deck games,
sunny bathing, visiting exotic places,

rolling out the rumba moves.

And dancing the night away.

-You betcha.
-Come on, Zow.

I know how we can give Mom and Dad
an anniversary they'll never forget.

[ZOWIE SQUEALS, LAUGHS]

-[ZOWIE BOINGS]
-[OLIE BOINGS]

Welcome aboard.

Get ready for the Polie pleasure cruise.

-[IMITATES SHIP HORN]
-[SHIP HORN BLARING]

Happy anniversary.

-[LAUGHS]
-[LAUGHS] Well, thank you, captain.

My, oh my, this is some
fancy floating party

-you two have put together.
-Ready to set sail?

-Anchors aweigh. [CHUCKLES]
-[SHIP HORN BLARING]

ALL: Anchors aweigh!

-Bon voyage!
-Hooray!

ALL: Bye!

[ZOWIE LAUGHING]

[SLURPING] Nothing like taking it easy

to iron the kinks
out of the old crankshaft.

-Mm-hmm.
-[SIGHS]

-[OLIE BOINGS]
-Up and at 'em!

No lallygagging, happy cruisers.
There's all kinds of fun stuff to do.

We have bouncy bingo on the poop deck.

Loop the hoop over the mast.

Or...

One, two, one, two. [LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Romp and stomp with Zow.

Stomp, stomp. [LAUGHS]

One, two, one, two.
Stomp, stomp. [LAUGHS]

-One, two, one, two.
-One, two, one, two.

-One, two, one, two.
-Come on, Daddy.

-[GASPS] Upsy, downy, stomp, rock.
-POLINA: One, two, one, two.

-Daddy, come on.
-Downy, Upsy...

[GRUNTS]

Yay!

-Yay!
-Hooray, sweetums.

-Again?
-Well, uh...

-Sugar, I...
-OLIE: Who's up for a game

of step, shuffle, shuffleboard?

[SIGHS] Count me in, Olie.

Your dad was a bit of a step,
shuffle, shuffle-ace in his day. [LAUGHS]

-[CLINKS]
-Oh!

Now, that's what I call
a step, shuffle, shuffle.

-Yeah! Way to go, Mom.
-PERCY: Mind your backs.

One Polie popper coming up.

And, uh, step, shuffle, shuffle.
Away she goes.

[METAL CLATTERING]

-[CHUCKLES] Oopsy-doodles.
-[LAUGHS]

Phew, I'm toastier
than a Polie dog at a wiener roast.

Hang on a sec.
We've got tons of cool things to do.

[PERCY INHALING]

Hot diggity dog, that sure is cool.

Splishy-splashy, Daddy, splishy-splashy.

-[LAUGHS]
-[BOINGS] Last one in is a rusty gear.

[WATER SPLASHING]

[SIGHS] Now, that's cool.

[SIGHS] You and Zow sure have spoiled us.

This is one swell pleasure cruise.

-Hmm. [KISSES]
-[CHUCKLES] It's not over yet, Mom.

[SHIP HORN BLARING]

Time for a little sightseeing.

All ashore who's going ashore.

[ANIMAL CALLING]

OLIE: Time for our wild animal safari.

-Look, over there.
-[HISSES]

[IMITATES GORILLA]

-Look, sweetums, a rare gorilly gorilla.
-Oh.

Oh, my stars.

-[IMITATES GORILLA]
-Careful, folks. These are wild animals.

-OLIE: There, behind the tree.
-[POLINA GASPS]

[GROWLS]

Golly gee, is that a lion peeking out?

Jumping jungles, would you look at that?
A spotty lion.

-[STOMACH GRUMBLING]
-[WHIMPERS]

-Oops. [LAUGHS]
-[BOTH LAUGH]

Sounds like it's just about suppertime.

No problemo.

All aboard for some tropical treats.

PERCY: Golly,
that's some fancy-schmancy dinner.

Ooh, lug nut butter
and jam sandwiches. Yum.

Dig in.

Thanks, kids.

-Oh.
-Hmm. Oh, sweetie.

[CHUCKLES] Oh, honey-bunch.

Come on, Zow, time to go.

Things are getting all mushy again.

Mushy, mushy, mushy.

-[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
-Feeling light on your feet, hon?

Ready to roll out the rumba moves
and dance the night away, sugar.

This sure was a fun anniversary cruise.

Mom and Dad sure look happy.

[YAWNS]

OLIE: Yep, we really gave them
something to remember.

POLINA: [SIGHS]
Happy anniversary, honey-bunch.

PERCY: Anchors aweigh, sweetums,
anchors aweigh.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC ENDS]