03x11 - Rewind/Who's The Bestest Of Them All/But Why?

[bunniefuu]

[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

Whee!

[SNORING]

Wake up, Olie. It's...

Saturday!

Billy and I are going to play boinky ball

and space ranger and zoom-broom hockey.

Then we're going to go sandbox surfing

and tree climbing and build a pillow fort.

It's Saturday!

Uh-uh.

It's toy tidy day.

[GASPS] But, Mom?

You can play with Billy after lunch.

-After lunch?
-Uh-huh.

You mean, I got to spend

the whole morning cleaning up?

[SPOT YELPS]

-[GASPS]
-Huh?

Oh, dear!

Looks like Spot has
some tiding up to do, too.

POLINA: Mm-hmm.

It's only a silly old trophy.

It's just a...
Well, it's a silly old trophy

from my first ever championship game.

[WHIMPERS]

What's the commotion?

Spot broke Mom's first-ever

Championship bowling trophy.

[CHUCKLES] It's okay.

We can fix that in a jiffy.

[SPOT WHIMPERING]

OLIE: What's this?

It's a rewind-a-lator.

I'll just rewind time

to a point before the trophy was broken.

[BEEPING]

[SPEAKING BACKWARDS]

[ALL SPEAKING BACKWARDS]

[SPEAKING BACKWARDS]

[DINGS]

[SPOT BARKING]

[LADYBUG BUZZING]

[QUESTIONING WHINE]

-[BARKING]
-[WHISTLING]

It worked!

Ooh! It's Rolie Polie perfect!

[GIGGLING]

Are you almost done with those Rolie O's

Olie?

Mm-mm, mm.

[GIGGLES] Me done.

Zowie play Hoppity Scotchy

Hoppity Scotchy!

[GIGGLING]

[SATISFIED SIGH]

Well, the lawn could use a good polish.

I'm right behind you, hon.

What about you Olie?

I promised Mom I'd tidy up
the toys in the garage.

If you do an extra spiffy job

there may be a Rolie Polie
ice cream treat.

Yes!

I can tidy up super fast.

I'll have ice cream

and still be able to play
zoom-broom hockey.

Slow down there, son, no cutting corners.

A job worth the hop,
is worth doing right from the top.

Sure, Dad.

[SIGHS]

It's going to take me forever
to pick this place up.

Hmm.

[MOWER ENGINE RUMBLING]

[LAUGHING]

[MEOWING AND BARKING]

[SIGHS]

It's not going to take me forever.

It's going to take me double-forever.

A-ten-hut!

Everything must be cleaned up
as fast as possible.

Ready? Go! Go! Go!

I'm done!

Operation shipshape is a success.

Good job, everyone.

[GIGGLES]

Oops.

Time for ice cream!

[MEOWING AND BARKING]

[LAUGHING]

Hmm.

It's ice cream time!

You're finished tidying up already?

Um, time flies when you're having fun.

[BEEPING]

[SPEAKING BACKWARDS]

Jumpin' jackhammer!

We're being sucked back in time, Olie!

Did you touch the rewind-a-lator?

I just cleaned up the garage!

[SPEAKING BACKWARDS]

[BEEPING]

[ROLIE POLIE SONG PLAYS BACKWARDS]

[ROLIE POLIE SONG PLAYS FAST-FORWARD]

It's toy tidy day.

Oh, no, not again.

There, finished.

Again.

Time for ice cream!

This time, I'm really done.

[SPEAKING BACKWARDS]

We've got to get to the rewind-a-lator!

[GRUNTING]

Aah!

Oopsie-doodle!

[SPEAKING FAST-FORWARD]

Rewind-a-lator, Olie!

[SPEAKING FAST-FORWARD]

Turn off the rewind-a-lator!

[BELL DINGS]

[STEAM HISSING]

[SIGHS]

Oh, way to go, Olie-o.

Yeah. But the garage is as messy as ever.

Well, that's what happens

when you don't do a job right
the first time.

You end up having to do it again
and again.

[SIGHS]

Guess I better do it right this time.

Icy cream! Icy cream!

Icy cream!

Well, shrink my sockets.

Good job, Olie.

Everything looks neat and tidy.

Neat and tidy enough
for another bowl of ice cream?

[CHUCKLING]

[SPEAKING BACKWARDS]

Icy cream! Icy cream!

Icy cream!

Yes!

Seconds, anyone?

[ALL LAUGHING]

[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]

ZOWIE: Olie! Olie! Olie!

Me come, too.

But, Zow, you won't have any fun.

ZOWIE: Me come, too.

Billy and me are going to play
big-boy-bot stuff

No little-kid-sister stuff.

Zowie play, too.

But, Zow...

Going to play with Billy, Olie?

Yep.

It sure is a lot of fun

to have a favoritest pal
to play with, isn't it?

Uh, yeah.

Olie Zowie favoritest. Olie fun.

It'd be too bad

if Zowie didn't get to play
with her favoritest brother

just because he was playing
with his favoritest buddy.

Yeah, but... Okeydokey.

You can come along, Zow,

if you really want to.

Zowie play, too!

[LAUGHING]

And now, the super loopy-d-loop special!

-Uh-oh.
-Huh?

-Sorry, Mr. Bevel!
-[LAUGHING]

That was a close shave.

Pretty neat, huh?

Kind of.

But you did that trick last week.

Yep, Olie done that.

If you really want to see something

take a look at this.

Look, Zow, no hands.

Whee!

Billy do ba-a-ad trick.

Oh, yeah?

Your big brother Olie can do that.

No problem-o, Zow.

Olie do?

[GRUNTS]

Oh!

Whoa.

I, um, guess it's kind of hard

if you got a round orb like us, huh, Zow?

Huh?

[GASPS]

What do, Billy? What do?

Time for the Billy Bevel
bee-bop bounce, Zow.

Ooh.

[LAUGHING]

Go, Billy! Go, Billy!

Out of sight, Billy-o.

[LAUGHING]

Yay!

[LAUGHING]

Olie do! Olie do!

Sure, it's a breeze.

This will wow you, Zow.

[GRUNTS] Huh?

Hang on, Olie.

I'll show you.

[LAUGHING]

Yay, Billy!

[GRUNTING]

Oh! [GRUNTS]

There you go, Olie.

You did it.

Now you're squared away.

[WEAK LAUGH]
Oh.

Hey, Zow, uh, watch this.

Whoa!

How was that, Zow?

ZOWIE: What do now, Billy?

Prepare to be amazed!

The Great Hou-Billy

will perform his Blockbusteresque trick.

ZOWIE: Yay!

She's not even watching.

Ooh.

Ta-da!

Yay!

[GIGGLING]

Billy! Billy!

Billy play slide with Zowie?

Sure, Zow.

I'll slide with you.

Come on, Zow!

I'll catch you like I always do.

Zowie slide!

Zowie slide!

[SIGHS]

[LAUGHING]

I'm heading home now.

Got to go do...

stuff.

See you later.

ZOWIE: Billy! Billy!

Whee!

Yay!

So far...

so good.

And now,

for my bestest bot trick...

In the whole world.

A-polishing, we will go

A-polishing, we will...

Whoa!

[SPOT YELPING]

Whoa... [GASPS]

[YELPS]

Look out!

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

Oh, whew.

Everything Okeydokey, Olie?

Mmm, yeah.

I guess.

Where's Zowie?

Playing with her
new favoritest pal, Billy.

Hmm. That shouldn't bother you too much.

I seem to remember

you didn't want to play
little-sister games.

That's when I used to be her favoritest.

Maybe if I do a handstand
on my skateboard.

I think there's a whole lot more

to being a favoritest pal

than skateboard riding
and handstanding tricks.

You're right, Dad.

I know!

I'll do a handstand on my skateboard

and play sproingy ball.

Hey, Zow, I got a whizz-bang
Rolie Polie Olie surprise for you.

Watch, Olie.

Zowie trick.

I'm teaching her how to do a headstand.

Owie.

-[CRYING]
-It's okay, Zowie.

Billy'll show you another trick.

Me want Olie.

You do?

Me want Olie.

Even if I can't do the niftiest tricks?

Olie, Olie, Olie!

[SNIFFING]

Olie, Zowie got boo-boo.

It's okay, Zow.

You got to be really careful
doing headstands

when you've got a round orb like us.

Give boo-boo kiss.

[SMACKING]

Olie make Zowie all better.

Olie favoritest pal.

Dad was right.

There's a whole lot more
to being a favoritest pal

than a bunch of tricks.

Come on, Olie.

Let's go play whole-yard boinky ball.

Zowie, too?

You betcha.

Zowie, too.

Come on, Olie.

Come, Billy.

[GIGGLING]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

We better play fast, Dad.

Looks like it's going to rain.

Wow! Neat moves, Dad.

Reckon this ole whizzy saucer
is my kind of game.

[ZOWIE GIGGLES]

-[THUNDER RUMBLING]
-[GASPS]

ZOWIE: Ooh.

Why sky make noise?

Nothing to worry about, Zow.

It's just the asteroids

way up in the asteroid belt.

They get kind of bored

just spinning round and round all day.

So every once in a while

they decide to go bowling.

[RUMBLING]

[CRASHING]

ZOWIE: Rolie Polie Bowlie.

[BARKING]

Why wind puff?

Well, that's windy

fixing her hair with her bluster blower.

She must be going somewhere
really special.

ZOWIE: Wind make pretty.

[SPOT YELPING]

Better skedaddle

before ole rainy starts pitter-pattering.

Why rainy rain?

See those thunder-clapper clouds?

Well, it's their job
to wash ole sunny's face.

OLIE: They keep her shiny

but they always make
a great big mess down here.

Here it comes.

Inside, we go.

Why door close?

Reckon Mom will help you with that one

little miss curiosity.

Why cookies yum-yum-yummy?

'Cause Mom makes the tummy-tickling

tastiest cookies in all of Polieville.

Oh, my.

Someone's winding up

the old pleaser meter.

-OLIE:Mmm.
-ZOWIE: Mmm.

Why uncle Gizmo hair so bi-i-i-ig?

Well, when your uncle Gizmo was a baby

the bot factory picked him up

With an extra
strong magnet.

Stretched his hair way high.

Stretchy...

-[THUNDER CRASHING]
-[SPOT YELPING]

Whoa, Spot.

[GIGGLES]

Why Spot lick?

Why Spot tail wag?

Why Spot scratch?

Why Spot dog?

Whoa there, Zowie.

Whoo! Those zingers are coming
a mile a minute.

Why Spot named Spot?

[WHIMPER]

Um...

Well, that's 'cause when Spot
was just a little pup

he made an "Oh, my" on the carpet,

left a bit of a...

Well, a spot.

So that's why we called him Spot.

[WHIMPERS]

That Okeydokey, Spot.

You sure are a cauldron
of questions today, Punkin.

Sure is.

Well, got to get to work.

See you later, taters.

Time for a polie-tickling tidy-up, too.

Olie?

[SIGHS]

[UP-TEMPO TUNE PLAYING]

[LOUD THUMPING RHYTHM]

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

Why Couchie called Couchie?

'Cause Mom picked Couchie
out of the couch potato patch.

[GIGGLING]

Why Vickie play?

Why, Olie?

Why, Olie?

I don't know.

'Cause, uh...

'Cause...

Why don't you ask Mom, Zow?

Why, Mommy, why, why?

Why, why, why, why, why?

[SIGHS]

Why, Mommy, why, why?

Why, why, why, why, why?

Why Beddie Beddie, Mommy?

Oh, cause Beddie's, uh,

where we go at beddie-time.

Why roof up? Why floor down?

Why rug there?

'Cause rugs get tired and need a rest.

Oh.

Why Ruggie tired?

Why Ruggie need resting?

My, oh, my.

I think these ole ears
need a resty, Punkin.

PERCY: Zow.

Zowie, come here.

I've got something to show you.

Ooh.

[CLANGING]

Why Dad call Zowie?

Why ping-pop?

Why?

Why, why, why?

Whoa, hold on a sec, Zow.

Why?

Well, this gadget'll help answer
all those questions and more.

The answer-lot-o-later.

It's the machine that knows everything.

Give it your best sh*t.

Why Vegie Vegie?

Why Dad round?

Why Billy square?

Why Zowie little?

I wonder, wonder why.

[BEEPING]

[SMALL EXPLOSIONS]

[LARGE expl*si*n]

Why answer-later go pop?

[GASPS]

Why water drip?

POLINA: Uh...

Why that there?

Why oven hot?

Why icy cold?

Why, why, why?

Why Spot peek-a-boo?

[YELPS]

[ALL GASP]

Why supper?

Why this green?

Why this not?

Why this pan?

Why this pot?

Why this tick?

Why this Tock?

Why, why, why, why, why?

[FUZZY STATIC]

Why supper?

Why eat?

[SIGHS]

Why fork?

-[SIGHS]
-Why Kn*fe?

Why spoon?

Why?

Oh...

Why?

[SNORING]

[RELIEVED SIGHS]

Do you think she stopped?

Bedtime.

Sleepy-time.

Jammy-time, too.

Why?

Hey, Zow, why don't you
save some whys for tomorrow?

Zowie do one more?

Okeydokey.

Just one.

Why Zowie Polie here?

[ALL GIGGLE]

'Cause, Punkin, this ole Polie planet

needs a Zowie Polie

to keep it a special hip-hop, happy place.

It wouldn't be as fun
without a Zowie Polie.

[GIGGLES]

And now, it's time

to hip-hop up to Beddie.

Ole Sandman will be here any minute.

ZOWIE: Why Sandyman come?

-POLINA: So we can all go to sleep.
-PERCY: So we can all go to sleep.