[RATTLING]
SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky
Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy
[UP-TEMPO b*at]
SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart
And round
And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
-Howdy
-Howdy
-Hooray
-Hooray
And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart
And round
And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
-Howdy
-Howdy
-Hooray
-Hooray
SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
And in the land
Of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid
The swellest kid around
Whee!
[SNORING]
[SLOW, SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING]
[CREAKY DOOR OPENING]
Hmm.
[HORN PLAYING "LA CUCARACHA"]
GIZMO: Well, heydy, hidy, ho.
Here's the Giz,
well, let's all go, go, go.
A walk a tuna
A giz-ahuna
A walk a tuna
A giz-ahuna...
[DOOR CREAKING]
Well, up and at 'em, kids.
Fun's here, and his name's the Giz.
Kids?
Well, there you are.
I thought you'd been kidnapped by aliens.
Okeydokey.
Your boredom's done.
The Gizmo's here.
Let's get to the fun.
Hi, Uncle Gizmo.
We're not bored.
We're watching
a super, great movie.
MAN: I... I can't remember who I am.
I... I... I must have amnesia.
[SIGHS]
Uh-oh.
Anesia.
What anesia, Olie?
Amnesia's when you completely forget
who you are.
Well, hold on there.
You tell me you'd rather watch somebody
forgetting who they are
than go make a noggin full of new memories
with your Uncle Gizmo?
This is the really, really good part!
Oh! You'd rather watch telly
than play giddyap with the Giz?
Neigh.
Neigh, I say.
[NEIGHING]
[TAPPING]
Hmm.
We'll fly air Gizmo
to exotic, faraway places.
[IMITATING AIRPLANE]
[BARKING]
[WHIMPERS]
[LAUGHING]
Well, that's it, huh?
The Giz has lost his fizz.
Don't worry, Uncle Gizmo.
We'll play with you
as soon as the movie's over.
Can't I even interest you
in some Giz-tronaut
antigravity walking?
[CHUCKLING]
Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa!
[CRASHES AND GRUNTS]
Are you okay Uncle Gizmo?
Uh, pardon me?
Who are you?
I'm your nephew, Olie.
Olie?
Oh, that doesn't sound familiar.
Me Zowie.
Mm, Zowie...
Zowie...
Doesn't ring a bell.
You don't remember us?
I don't remember you
or me.
Uh-oh, Olie.
Yep, Zow, Uncle Gizmo has amnesia.
-Uncle who?
-Uncle Gizmo.
That you!
Sorry. I'm afraid I'm not acquainted
with any Uncle Gizmo.
You're Uncle Gizmo.
Like this.
[IMITATING MOTORCYCLE]
[SQUEALING]
Oh. What's all that racket for?
You really don't remember?
I'll show you.
Remember now?
That?
Oh, I'd be way too scared
to ride on a motorcycle,
especially...
[GULPS NERVOUSLY]
...a big, shiny one like that!
You have to remember
all your neato sayings, like,
"Hold the Giz.
"He's where the action is," and...
"Hey, there, be-bottle-oola.
"Let's turn your frown
right side around."
And dancey chicken, dancey chicken!
Yeah, and the jerk and the pony.
Like this.
[ZOWIE GIGGLES]
Walk a tuna
Giz-ahuna
Walk a tuna
Giz-ahuna
Walk a tuna
Giz-ahuna
Walk a tuna
Giz-ahuna
Walky tuny, walky tuny, walky tuny!
Remember?
Oh, I'd never do silly dances like that.
Not silly. Fun, fun, funny!
[GIGGLES]
You're the funnest,
funniest, bestest uncle
we've ever had.
You're on the ten
with the Great Gearhuna and...
Roundey-up, roundey-up!
Yeah. I'd get on your back
and you'd buck like a bronco.
Like this.
[IMITATING A HORSE]
Oh! Oh-ho, look out! Oh, whoa, Kelly!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
What's all the hullabaloo?
Uncle Gizmo wanted to play
but we were watching telly.
So he did a moonwalk.
He fall and go boo-boo.
And now he's got amnesia.
Hmm?
Uh, that's right, sir.
He doesn't remember how fun he is
and the neat games he played with us.
He doesn't remember anything.
Is that so?
Zowie want Uncle Giz back.
Me, too.
[BOTH SIGHING]
Hmm. Maybe if we hang him
upside down again...
Maybe I'll just have to try
and, uh, remember a little harder.
Uh, who are you again?
I'm Olie Polie, your nephew.
Olie Polie...
Wait! Not the Olie Polie
who's the boinky ball champion
of the whole Polie family!
Yes, I am!
See?
[GRUNTS]
[BELL DINGS]
Is that the same Olie Polie
who can hop on one foot
for nearly forever?
Yeah! You got it!
That's me!
You must be soupy Zowie!
Yeah!
Soupy Zowie, me!
Zowie, that me!
Zowie with the bestest giggle
since little miss gidg-bot hit the beach?
Me!
The Zowie who gives
the best Uncle Giz-giving hugs
in the whole round world?
Me, me, me!
Well, if you're Olie and Zowie,
and I'm your uncle...
Well, then, I got to be the Giz!
We did it!
Did it, did it!
[ZOWIE GIGGLES]
A walk a tuna
A Giz-ahuna
A walk a tuna
A Giz-ahuna
A walk a tuna...
Did you really have amnesia, Uncle Giz
or were you just pulling our leg?
Well, you know, Olie, I don't remember.
[LAUGHING]
Okay, everybody, follow the Giz.
He's where the action is.
-Yay!
-Yay!
A walk a tuney
A Giz-ahuney
A walk a tuna
A Giz-ahuna
A walk a tuna
A Giz-ahuna
A walk a tuna,
Giz-ahuna, walk a tuna
Giz-ahuna
[CLICKING]
[CLANKING]
[SIGHS]
[SPRINGEY SOUND]
What matter, Olie?
I got to read this whole book
for homework.
Oh.
Ready with the old carpet, Sweetums?
POLINA: Right here, hon.
Sure could use some sprucing up.
Don't worry, Pumpkin.
One blast from my redecorator-ator
and I'll fix it in a jiffy.
Powder blue, or how's about
rocket-thruster orange?
[CHUCKLES]
[RUNNING DOWN]
Oh, dear.
Whoo!
Guess it needs one last little tweak.
Hi, Billy.
Hi, Olie.
Finish 1001 Gearabian Nights yet?
I haven't even started yet.
Reading can sure be boring, huh?
Uh-huh.
POLINA: Boring?
1001 Gearabian Nights?
Why, I used to read this book
out loud, just for fun.
For fun?
Sure!
A turn of the page and whoosh!
I'd be carried away to faraway places.
Oh...
This is my favorite story:
Ali Baba-Bot and The Flying Carpet.
PERCY: Here we go.
[HUMMING]
[LOW TOOTING]
Whoa!
ALL: Whoa!
Oopsy-daisies!
Oopsy-daisies is right, but you know...
I like it.
[ZOWIE GIGGLES]
[SING-SONG] Daisies, daisies, daisies.
[BELL DINGS]
Oh, cookies are done.
[ZOWIE GASPS]
Cookies!
One cookie and then nappy time.
Cookie, no nappy.
Maybe we should read
Ali Baba-Bot out loud.
That way only one of us
has to read at a time.
Okeydokey.
I'll start.
"Once upon a time, a heroic
young bot named Ali Baba-Bot
"met a wacky wizard
who could do amazing magic.
"The wizard gave Ali
a very special carpet."
Whoa!
"In a land far, far away
"lived a robo-king and his daughter,
"the Rolie Polie princess."
BOTH: Whoa!
Ow!
I think we were flying.
Your turn.
"Three bots wanted to marry the princess.
"They all brought her presents."
OLIE: Whoa!
We are floating!
"One brought golden gears,
another brought precious pistons
"and the third, Ali Baba-Bot
"brought a magic flying carpet."
The redecorator-ator
must have zapped the story
right into the carpet.
What?
[BOTH YELLING]
Ooh! Uh!
When you stop reading, it stops floating.
You try.
"The robo-king laughed
at Ali Baba-Bot's gift.
"He told him that if Ali wanted to marry
"the Rolie Polie princess
"he had to rescue her
from the wacky wizard's maze
"bring her golden treasure
"and fight the ferocious
two-headed beast."
See? Reading makes it float.
"Ali Baba-Bot rode the magic carpet
"to find the princess himself.
"He flew through
the crowded streets of Tripoli."
"He flew through secret passages
in the desert canyons.
"On an asteroid in another galaxy
"Ali Baba-Bot found a genie."
Me no nappy! Me no nappy!
"The genie said
if Ali Baba-Bot helped her
"get off the asteroid and set her free..."
Come on, genie.
[LAUGHING]
"He would give Ali..."
ZOWIE: Whee!
OLIE: Whoa!
"Mounds of golden treasure."
Look, Billy.
Treasure.
"Ali Baba-Bot freed the genie."
Bye, Olie, bye, Billy.
Bye, bye, ruggie.
"And continued across exotic lands
"in search of the princess."
Olie! Are you home?
We're back here, Pollie.
"Ali Baba-Bot had traveled far and wide.
"Finally he found
the wacky wizard's planet.
"He could even hear the princess's voice."
-POLLIE: Olie!
-OLIE: "But he could not see her.
"He was lost in the wizard's maze.
"Ali entered the maze
to find the princess."
[GASPS]
BILLY: Olie!
"Ali and his carpet swerved and veered
"and grinned through the maze."
POLLIE: Olie! Where are you?
OLIE: "He looked everywhere
for the princess."
Here we are, Pollie.
Where?
[GASPS]
How did you do that?
Mr. Polie's redecorator-ator
zapped the story right into the carpet.
As long as we keep reading,
the carpet flies around.
"Ali Baba-Bot found the princess."
See?
Neat-o.
-Can I try?
-Uh-huh.
"Now that Ali Baba-Bot
had found the princess
"he had only one battle left to fight."
[GROANS]
[BARKING]
"He crossed the endless desert
"in search of the..."
Fentas...
Fantis...
Fantis... Whoa!
-Whoa!
-"Phantasmic oracle creature."
[YELPING]
[CAT SCREECHES]
OLIE: "The fierce double-headed beast
snarled..."
[MEOWS]
-OLIE: "It growled..."
-[YELPS]
"And clawed at Ali Baba-Bot.
"But Ali was super courageous.
"And he tamed the wild beast."
[MEOWS]
[BARKS]
POLLIE: "The princess said,
'the other bots brought me golden gears
"and precious pistons
"but you brought me
the best present of all,
"a great adventure.
"And Ali and the princess
lived happily ever after."
The end.
You kids finished your reading?
OLIE: We sure did, Mom.
We went on a magic carpet ride.
We battled the ferocious
double-headed beast.
And we found the princess.
Well, that's what I call
getting carried away.
Now we're reading King Arthur
and The Knights of the Square Table.
PERCY: That redecorator-ator's
on the blink again.
Just a wee tweak
and she'll be good as new.
Neat-o, you're a plaid dad.
[LAUGHS]
ZOWIE: Yee-haw!
Giddy-up, giddy-up!
Whoa, horsey.
[LAUGHS]
Countdown to Space Boy.
Five, four, three, two,
one!
Full speed ahead.
Almost time.
[LAUGHS]
Yee-haw!
Giddy-up, giddy-up!
Yay!
[GIGGLING]
-Give, Zow.
-Mine.
-OLIE: Mine.
-ZOWIE: Mine.
-OLIE: Mine.
-ZOWIE: Mine.
OLIE: But, Zowie, Space Boy is on.
ZOWIE: Nokeydokey, Olie. Cowbot movie.
Give, Zow.
Give, Olie.
-OLIE: Zowie!
-ZOWIE: Olie!
-No, Olie.
-GIZMO: What's the beef, you two?
Uncle Gizmo.
Space Boy's on...
Zowie watch horsey movie.
Well, now, this telly ain't big enough
for the two of you.
Your folks are going out
and they've called on the Giz
to keep the peace.
So, we're gonna have to settle this
fair and square.
With the Giz's famous silver gear.
You have two choices.
Heads or tails.
If you call the side
it lands on, then you win.
Am I making myself clear?
Clear, clear, clear.
Call it in the air, Olie.
OLIE: Heads.
Well, bust my broncos.
It's tails.
[LAUGHS]
Yippy-aye-yo-ki-yay!
Don't you think we should have a rematch?
Back up, buckaroo.
Why not trade in your space helmet
for a stetson
and join the round up?
Make the best of it.
I really had my heart set on Space Boy.
[HORSE NEIGHS ON TV]
[COWS MOO]
Where Olie?
[SIGHS]
It's Space Boy to the rescue.
Zowie Ridey range, Zowie Ridey range.
Zowie Ridey range, huh?
Well, you need some little doggies
to do some gettin' along.
Stay there, little buckaroo.
I'll be back quicker than you can say
gearonimo!
Now that's a long horn.
I guess your Zowie Polie ranch
is the best brand in the west.
Guess what, Zow?
What, Uncle Giz?
It's roundy-up time.
Roundy-up! Roundy-up!
Roundy-up!
[BARKING]
Roundy-up, roundy-up!
Roundy, roundy, roundy!
Roundy-up, roundy-up!
Roundy-up, roundy-up!
You did it! You rounded up
the little doggie.
Roundy, roundy, roundy.
MAN: Get ready all you cowboys
and cowgirls.
It's rodeo time!
Rodeo-dy time! Rodeo-dy time!
GIZMO: Fresh from the biggest
roundy-up in the history of the west.
This next bronco-busting cowgal
hails from Red Rivgear Valley.
Zowie Polie,
riding the never-been broke bull...
[SNORTS]
The Giz.
[GIGGLING]
Yippee! Yippee!
Yee-haw!
-Hold on tight.
-ZOWIE: Yay!
Yee-haw!
Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
Yippee! Yippee!
There you have it, ladies and gentlebots.
The new steer-riding champion
of all Polieville.
Yay!
Showing like that deserves
a tall sarsaparilla.
Zowie, you're my kind of cowpal.
I'm going to make you my bestest deputy.
You and me are going to clean up
this town.
Cheers, buckaroo.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
[GASPS]
A cattle rustler.
Hold there, cowbot.
You rustling that remote?
Zowie watch horsey.
She's not even watching.
She's playing.
Olie play?
No, Zow, I want to watch Space Boy.
Looks to me like the only way
to solve this
is western style.
We're going to have ourselves
a real rootin' tootin' showdown.
Showy down, showy down. Yay!
I don't know.
GIZMO: You cowpokes ready?
I want you cowpokes to count to three
and then let the showdowning begin.
One, two, three.
GIZMO: Olie, that's no showdown,
that's a show dribble.
Come on, let's try that again.
All Righty.
One...
-Nine.
-Three.
Uh-oh.
[GIGGLING]
Oopsy-doodles.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, not again.
Truce, truce.
I'm the sheriff, and I'm calling a truce.
Olie play.
Thank you for play, Olie.
Aw, shucks.
Playing cowbots is fun, too.
You've shown some upright
western values there, Olie.
I think that makes you
my other bestest deputy.
Thanks.
Watch Space Boy?
OLIE: Space Boy's over now, Zow.
Watch cowbot movie?
That's over, too.
I guess time flies
when you're having fun on the range.
Well, cowbots, you made the best of it.
Making the best of it was fun.
Maybe we should play
a little more cowbots.
Uh, just for awhile.
Yee-haw!
Yahoo!
Ho! Who goes there?
[GIGGLING]
[GIZMO LAUGHS]
[CREAKING]
[YAWNS]
Night, deputy Zowie.
Night-night, deputy Olie.
[HOWLING]
03x07 - Giz-nesia/1001 Gearabian Nights/Showdown At The Ol' Polie Corral
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.