03x04 - Doggy Day Afternoon/Visibly Invisible/Itty Bitty Baby Starry

[bunniefuu]

[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

SINGER: Hooray

Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

SINGER: Hooray

Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

Whee!

Me want to play.

Who's going to play?

Yoo-hoo.

[THUMPING]

[GIGGLES]

Zowie play with Olie.

I don't feel like it, Zow.

What wrong, Olie?

OLIE: I'm just kind
of bored.

I'm supposed to be
playing with Billy

but he's got to take Dicey
to the pet doctor.

ZOWIE: Me play ball
with Olie.

No. I don't want
to play ball.

I want to do
something different.

Oh...

[SIGHS]

BILLY:
Here, Dicey.

Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty.

Here, kitty,
kitty, kitty.

[MEOWING]

BILLY: Okay.

Pet doctor time.

[YOWLS]

Come on, Dicey.

You just have to get
your cubes tightened.

You might not get
a needle this time.

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHING DEEPLY]

[GIGGLING]

Play, Daddy?

Daddy, play?

Well, Zow, I don't know.

I'm just kind of, kind of bored.

I'm bored with TV

and I'm bored
with tinkering.

I guess I just want
to do something different.

Poor Daddy.

Spot, play.
Spot, play.

[WHINES]

[SNORING]

Spot bored.

[SPOT WHIMPERING]

[MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING]

Oh! Uncle Giz!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Hi, kiddo.

You're looking
down in the dumps

like your
old Uncle Giz.

I'm just bored.

[SIGHS]

Well, me, too.

I'm bored.

Bored with popping wheelies,
bored with rock 'n rolling.

I just...

Why, I just want
to do something... different.

Different.

Different.

Hmm...

I know what you
mean, uncle Giz.

I'm going
to go inside.

Maybe I can find something to do
in my room.

See ya.

Sure thing, little buddy.

[SNORING AND WHINING]

[BARKING]

[PANTING AND BARKING]

[BARKING]

Settle down, there, old...

[ZOWIE BARKING]

[LAUGHING]

Is that Zowie or a doggy

that looks like Zowie?

Well, my goodness.

[BARKING AND LAUGHING]

And you want me
to be a dog, too?

[YIPPING]

Well, that's different.

[BARKS]

[ALL BARKING EXCITEDLY]

[SLURPING]

Well, hidey-hi
and hellody-ho.

You going
to the dogs, Zow?

[YIPPING]

Well, whatever melts
your dog biscuit, baby.

Ahoy, little brother.

You ain't gone
nutty-mutty on me, have you, huh?

[LAUGHS]

Uh, gee, Giz,
we were just playing.

Now that's different!

Mind if I join
your pack, Mack?

[ALL BARKING]

Big doggy.

Big doggy.

Well, that's "uncle
big dog" to you.

[HOWLS]

[ALL HOWLING]

[PANTING]

Huh?

Hey now, you going to make me
stand here panting

till my rivets rust?

Well, quit being
such a bow wow bummer, dude.

Uh...

It's time
for a canine conniption.

What?

GIZMO: Well, get down
on all fours.

We're having fun,
bowwow style.

[GIGGLES]

I guess this
is something different.

[ALL BARKING THROUGHOUT]

[CAT MEOWS]

BILLY: Come on, Dicey.

We've got to go
to the pet doctor.

[CAT YOWLING]

[BARKING]

Did Olie get a new dog?

[HIGH AND LOW BARKING]

Two new dogs!

Four dogs?

[SNARLING AND BARKING]

[CHIRPING]

BILLY: Dicey!

Come back here!

[YOWLING]

[MEOWS]

[SCREECHES]

Dicey!

Down, Mr. Polie.

Down, Olie.

What's the matter with you?

Zowie invented
a new game.

Looks swell.

Um, it's been fun

but I've got to get Dicey
to the pet doctor.

Maybe all you dogs
should come, too.

Have you had
your sh*ts, yet?

[GASPING]

[WHIMPERING]

[PANTING HEAVILY]

This sure was different.

And fun.

You made a dull
day dandy, Zow.

Good going, Zow.

Three howls for Zow

for inventing a cool,
new game!

[ALL HOWL THREE TIMES]

Well, pupsters, I got to mosey.

Bye-bye.

Bye, Uncle Gizmo.

You made this
a bowwow wonderful day, little pup.

[BARKING]

[REVVING ENGINE]

[HOWLING AND BARKING]

Want to play ball?

[SIGHS]

I want to,
but I'm too pooped.

[BOTH SIGHING]

Cleanup time.

Shake a leg, Billy boy.

Aw, shucks, Mom.

I don't want to clean up.

I know you don't want to,
but you're going to have to.

Come on, let's cha-cha-cha.

Wow, Olie, that's a
lot of yard to clean up.

[SIGHS]

If I was a magician

I could get rid
of all this stuff

by just concentrating
my brain power.

I can move the toys.

I can move the toys.

I can move the toys.

[OLIE LAUGHING]

I guess you'll have
to practice some more

before you can
make your things move

with your mind.

[WHISTLING]

MOM:
Olie... Dinner.

Sorry, Billy,
I got to go.

It's all right.

Just don't forget
to take your toys.

Okeydokey.

[BARKING]

Come on, Spot.

Time for din-din.

[SPOT BARKS]

Now, let's see if I can get

this Redecorator knob
on the Magnotron

to finally work.

Maybe if I tighten
the Visualator

to transparent...

[WHIRRING]

All Righty.

[WHIRRING]

Whoopsie-doodles.

[CHUCKLES]

Where'd my tools go?

[GRUNTS]

What the...

Jumpin' Jupiters,
they're invisible.

[TOOLS RATTLING IN BOX]

What are you doing, Dad?

I'm trying to get the old Magno's
redeco-colorator working...

Neato!

-But instead...
-[GRUNTS]

...just making
things invisible.

Super neato!

It says here, you can change
the color of things

with a flip of a switch.

Uh-huh.

See?

It says to put the
Retintalator lens here

and switch this
button to color.

[SPOT YELPING]

[CAT YOWLING]

[GRUNTING]

[WHIRRING]

Huh?

[SPOT BARKS]

[YOWLING]

Olie?

Spot?

[SPOT BARKS]

OLIE:
Yeah, Dad?

[CHUCKLES] We're right here.

Where?

OLIE:
Right here.

[OLIE LAUGHING]

-OLIE: Hey, that tickles.
-Oh!

Ooh, golly.

Now you and Spot are invisible.

Park your pistons, Olie.

Don't move a gear.
I'll be back in a jiffy.

Got to grab my camera
and catch this one on film.

OLIE:
But we're invisible!

[SPOT BARKS]

-OLIE: Hey, Spot...
-[SPOT BARKS]

-OLIE: Fetch, boy.
-[BARKING]

Good catch,
Spot.

[SPITTING AND BARKING]

OLIE: Wait! I got to straighten
these boxes you knocked over.

-[CAT YOWLS]
-[SPOT BARKING]

OLIE: No, wait, Spot!

Come back, Spot!

Dad told us to stay put.

Spot!

[YOWLING AND BARKING]

Toys, hop to it.

Toys, hop to it.

Toys, hop to it.

Whoa!

I did it!

I did it!

I moved them
with my super-duper brain power!

OLIE:
Not quite.

I'm controlling
stuff with my mind.

I command you to
go to the toy box.

[OLIE LAUGHS]

Huh?

Wowie, it works!

This is the greatest thing ever!

Olie was right.

All I needed
was a little practice.

Car, I command you

to ride yourself
to the house.

OLIE:
Sure thing, Billy.

[OLIE LAUGHS]

[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

Toy plane, up, up and away!

OLIE:
Not so fast.

Wowie!

[GRUNTING]

Huh?

Whoa, that was really weird.

I command
that the truck move itself

to the house.

Wow.

Wait, I didn't tell you
to put yourselves away.

Hey!

Stop!

Billy commands you to stop!

That's better.

Now, ball, go to the toy box.

[SPOT BARKING]

[MEOWING]

[SPOT BARKING]

OLIE:
Spot, no!

Olie, is that you?

Where are you?

[GASPS]

What's going on? Stop!

I command you to stop!

Enough goofing around, Billy.

[YOWLING]

I don't know
what's happening, Mom.

I can't control
my brain power anymore.

[GRUNTS] Oh.

See?

[SPOT BARKING]

Say "cheese," Olie.

Olie?

Son?

Are you here?

MOM:
Hon, is Olie home?

It's dinnertime.

Uh... [CHUCKLES]
we'll be right there.

Got to revisibilate Olie
and Spot, pronto.

[WHIRRING]

[SPOT BARKING]

[GROWLING]

[SNIFFING]

[YELPS]

[YOWLING]

[YELPING]

Olie?

You can see me?

Uh-huh.

What's wrong with you?

You're... [LAUGHS]

I'm pink!

[YELPING]

Spot's blue!

What's going on, Olie?

The Magnotron
made us invisible.

Oh...

You mean you moved
all that stuff?

I thought it was my brain power
moving everything.

It was me,
except the ball.

That part was Spot.

Sorry.

[ZAPPING]

Hooray!

Dad undecorated us!

DAD: Olie?

Son?

Where are you?

I'm over here, Dad,
and I'm not invisible anymore.

Hey, Olie,
thanks a bunch.

You cleaned up
the whole yard for me.

[CHUCKLING]
I guess I did.

[THUMPING AND YOWLING]

[MEOWING]

BILLY'S MOTHER:
Billy-o...

hope that bing-bang-booming

is your toys going
into the toy box.

[SIGHING]
Oh, no.

[LAUGHING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING
ON TELEVISION]

[SPOT SNORING]

WOMAN: Oh, you wonderful space boy,
you saved me again!

Hurray!

MAN: Space boy...

ANNOUNCER:
We interrupt our program

to bring you
important breaking news.

Huh?

ANNOUNCER: A small star has lost
its mother and father

in the outer galaxy

and is headed straight
for Polieville.

Neato!

A real-life star
is headed our way!

What's that we heard?

A fallen baby star
is headed for Polieville!

[LAUGHING]

Starry baby Starry!

BOTH: Aw...

OLIE:
Can you see it, Dad?

[CHUCKLES]

Aw, that little peewee?

Why, he's just
an itty-bitty star.

Want a look-see?

Aw, he's so cute.

Zowie look! Zowie look!

Here you go, Zow.

Itty-bitty-bitty-bitty Starry.

[CHUCKLES]

Gee, Starry's lost
from his mom and dad.

Think he'll be okay?

Poor little thing.

I sure hope so.

Poor little bitty Starry.

[SNIFFLING]

Don't be sad, Zow.

It'll be all right.

OLIE: You know,
falling stars are lucky.

You're supposed to make
a wish on them.

[GASPS]

Make wish!

[SIZZLING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Time to polish
the bowling balls.

[MOTOR CHUGGING]

[SIGHS]

Oh!

Whoops.

I wonder if the little lost star
landed yet.

Zowie make wish
for poor little bitty Starry.

I know how you feel, Zow.

[YAWNS]

I was up half the night
worrying about that little star.

ANNOUNCER: We interrupt
the regular scheduled program

to bring you the star report.

The little lost baby star

has entered our planet atmosphere

and is due to land
at any moment.

[LOUD CRASH]

Great rolling donuts!

You don't suppose...

It couldn't be!

I wonder if it's...

Starry!

Gee Whirlikers!

The baby star landed smack-dab
in our front yard.

MOM:
Oh, golly!

[LAUGHS]

Zowie wish come true!

OLIE: Hush, Spot.

Don't scare him.

MOM:
Poor little thing.

Wow, Zow! You wished
that baby star would land

in our yard?

Yep.

Is okay Starry.

Don't be afraid.

ALL: Aw...

I think he misses
his mom and dad.

There, there, little star.

We'll figure out
some way to get you home.

Is okay, baby Starry.

PAPPY: Hey, I tracked
that little star's path

with my telescope.

He's headed straight for your...

Wha? Crashing cosmos!

He's right here
in your kitchen!

He's lost.

He's lonely.

He's sad.

Oh, well, I bet he is.

Why, he's zillions of miles
away from home and all.

Olie, Starry got to get home.

I know, Zow.

PAPPY: Well, let's see.

Look out!

MOM: Gosh, I forgot all about
polishing that silly ball.

PAPPY: Well, that ball must be halfway out
of the galaxy by now.

Hey, I have an idea.

GRANDPA: Sounds like a rip-snorting idea
to me.

You're right, Olie.

If we crank up
the ol' bowling ball buffer

and turn it into a launcher

we can probably catapult
the little guy into space.

Right about here.

And whoever takes him
can float right back

with my outer space umbrella.

Who's going
to take him back?

Uh, well...

Well, it is my umbrella.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

This like your housie,
baby Starry?

You really like baby Starry,

don't you, Zow?

Baby Starry likes Zowie, too.

Looks like Dad and Pappy
are about ready

to send baby Starry home.

Ready?

Yeppers.

Me love you, baby Starry.

But baby Starry got
to go home now.

[KISS]

Have a fun trip,
baby Starry.

Okeydokey.

[MOTOR WHINING]

ZOWIE:
Five, three...

Six, two, one, blast-off!

Yee haw!

We have liftoff!

Wow!

ALL:
Bye-bye.

ZOWIE:
Where's Starry? Where's Starry?

OLIE:
There's his mom and dad.

There they are!

MOM:
Thank goodness.

ZOWIE:
Baby Starry find home.

DAD:
And here comes Pappy.

PAPPY: Yee haw!

ZOWIE:
Pappy falling star, too.

Me make wish.

Yee hoo!

ALL:
Hooray!

Zowie last wish come true.

Pappy home safe, too.

Yep, everyone is home safe.

Home is just like
a little slice of heaven.

Whenever you're with
the ones you love.

ZOWIE:
Welcome home, Starry.