03x03 - Throw It In Gear/A Tooth For A Tooth/Polie Collectables

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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03x03 - Throw It In Gear/A Tooth For A Tooth/Polie Collectables

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[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

SINGER: Hooray

Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

SINGER: Hooray

Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

Whee!

Gotcha!

[SIGHS]

I just can't get the hang
of playing against round marbles.

[CONFUSED MUMBLE]

See what I mean?

Don't worry, Billy.

You'll get it pretty soon.

Yeah, maybe.

Tired of playing marbles?

[SIGHS]

Uh-huh.

How's about a game
of paddle-hoop ball?

Paddle-hoop ball?

How do you play?

You got to do an extra bounce
each time you get it in.

[GRUNTING]

Whoa!

[SIGHS]

I guess I'm not so good
at this game, either.

Your turn.

You've just got to
practice a little more.

[HORN HONKING]

Gee whiz! It's Uncle Giz!

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

Well, howdy-howdy-hey!

It's Uncle Giz,
ready to bring you the biz.

[DRUMROLL]

Come on, boys,
let the Giz times roll.

Uncle Gizmo knows
all the coolest games.

All right,
what's the game, slim?

We were playing
paddle-hoop ball.

How's about a round
of beyond paddle-hoop ball...

Giz style.

Here you go, Billy boy.

Paddle away and put up
one of my by-the book

no-look sky hook sh*ts.

I don't know what to do.

Watch Uncle Gizmo.

Watch the sky.

Whee-hee! Wow!

Whoo! Whoop! Hah!

[OLIE AND BILLY CHEERING]

Wowza, yowza!
He did it!

A-bink, a-bonk, a-bonkie
A-bonkie, boogie-boo, uh-huh!

Well, now you give it a try.

Well, okay, here I go.

Whoa!

[WHIMPERS]

I messed up again.

Guess that's another game
I'm not good at.

Well, gosh, Billy.

Maybe you need
a good luck confidence gear

just like the old Giz.

A what?

-[METAL CLANKS]
-A confidence gear.

Seems when they
put together the Giz

they tossed in an extra gear.

It's always given me that extra pizzazz.

Wow!

A good luck confidence gear!

Neato!

[SPROINGING]

Nothing like a good old game
of pogo-gogo

to get the oil flowing,
uh-huh.

I don't think I can do this.

You'll do great, Billy. Come on!

I don't think you should
pass me the ball, Olie.

I'm just going to mess up.

Whoa! Get it, Billy!

I'm trying! I'm trying!

I'm going to score!
I'm going to score!

Whoa!

I'm not going to score.

Up and at 'em, Billy.

The Giz fun has just begun.

Now, what's got your smile
upside down, Billy?

I think I'll sit the rest out.

I'm not good
at any of the fun games.

I don't think I have
enough confidence gears.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't you hold on
to it for a little while.

It's burning a hole in
the Giz's pocket anyway.

Really? Thanks, uncle Gizmo!

I sure hope it works.

It's time for a game
of roll and tumble.

It's going to be tough
to get by my hoops, boy.

All you've got to do is
scoot through the hoops

to get to the
other side. Watch.

Made it!

Now it's your turn, Billy.

There's no way
I can get through there.

I'm too square.

Well, don't worry, Billy.

Just hold the good luck
confidence gear real tight

and say "I can do it,
I can do it."

I can do it. I can do it.

I can do it!

-Yee-ha!
-Yay!

I can do it.

I did it! I did it!

It worked!

With this gear,
I can do anything!

OLIE:
Wow! A double jump shaft

and broken axle!

-Yay!
-Yay, uncle Giz!

Yee... Ha!

[CHEERING]

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

-Yay!
-Yeah!

That routine's going
to be tough to b*at.

BILLY:
Look how fast he's going!

Whoo-hoo!

Well, Giz...
Is a-gettin' diz.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

Whoa, whoa!

Your turn, Billy.

I can do it. I can do it.

I'm going to do a triple lugnut

and a backward
double wheel and axle.

Yes!

Super-duper skating, Billy!

Well, the Giz knew you had it in you.

I've never seen anyone
twirl and whirl like that.

Well, now what turned that smile
wrong-side down?

I only really did it

'cause I had
your extra confidence gear.

The gear! I can't find it!

What, you mean this old hunk-a-hunk
of metal junk?

Why, it fell out of your pocket

before you put your skates
to the lawn.

You skated
without it, Billy.

You didn't need it.

But then how did I do
all those things?

I guess your very own confidence
gear right there kicked in.

It seems like it worked pretty darn good,
if you ask the Giz.

Wow, I do have
my own confidence gear right here.

Come on, Billy.

We've got way more
games to play!

I'm right behind you!

[CHUCKLING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

BILLY: Here comes a Polie power pitch!

I got it!

You lose a point, Olie.

[GROANING]

Your baby bot tooth still loose?

Uh-huh.

And it's not coming out.

Hmm.

It's wobbly, but it's
still stuck pretty good.

I wish it would fall out.

Then I'd give it
to the Tooth Fairy.

You don't give him your tooth.

You put it under your pillow.

The Tooth Fairy comes
when you're sleeping.

No one's ever seen him.

Well, maybe I could be
the first bot to ever see him.

Come on!
It's my turn to throw.

Sorry about bonking you
on the head, Olie,

but... You're out!

Yay!

I'm out, but so is my tooth!

Wow! Neato!

Let me see it.

Oh, no!
I must have dropped it.

I got to find it
or the Tooth Fairy won't come.

Then I'll never get to see him.

I got it!

Hey, that's a rock, Billy.

Sorry.

Well, let's keep looking.

It must be around
here somewhere.

Wait! I got an idea.

Aha!

Come on, Vackie,
spit it out.

Got it!

How does the Tooth Fairy know
how to find your room anyway?

I've got an idea
that will help him.

Got to put them
all around the house

so he won't get lost.

What's all the hullabaloo?

This.

PAPPY: Jumping Jiminy!

Why, that's one
Polie-popping Peggy

you got there, Olie.

And it looks like
you took good care of it.

You bet, Pappy.

The Tooth Fairy checks
your teeth real close.

If you take
care of them

he makes sure you get
your permanent Robo teeth.

Really?

We're putting up these signs

for the Tooth Fairy
so he can find my room.

We're trying to be the first bots
to ever see

the Tooth Fairy
for real.

PAPPY: Good luck!

Thanks.

And give those teeth

an extra buffing tonight.

Nothing that old Tooth Fairy
likes better

than shiny, clean teeth.

Ready?

Ready.

Did you see the signs?

That's so the Tooth Fairy
will find my room.

And then,
when he sneaks in

we catch him
with Olie and Billy's

sticky, icky,
Tooth Fairy glue trap.

See?

Then, when the Tooth Fairy
gets stuck in it...

we make a movie of it!

And everyone in
the whole, wide world

will finally
see the Tooth Fairy

and we'll be famous!

Looks like you bots
have thought of everything.

Did you put that
baby bot tooth

somewhere safe, Olie?

Under my pillow.

[DOG BARKING]

Spot?

Oh, no!
The Tooth Fairy!

Spot will scare him.

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

Where is he?

I heard him.

He's got to be around here
somewhere.

There,
in the living room!

Hmm. Hello?

Mr. Tooth Fairy?

I'm Rolie Polie Olie.

I buffed my tooth.

All ready for you!

Billy Bevel here.

Just so you know

I brush
after every meal

and try real hard

not to eat
too many sweets.

Sure hope you remember me.

He's not in here either.

Let's go check... Ah!

Where did he go?

The kitchen.

[LAUGHING]

He sure is a sneaky fairy.

Hey, my room!

Let's check
the sticky, icky trap.

Got ya!

He's not here either.

We're never
going to see him.

Oh, well.

Huh?

Jumping Jupiter!

He was here! Look!

He left you some money.

Wowee!

A brand-new washer!

But where did he go?

Yep, that's one fine,
new washer you got there, Olie.

We're super sure that
the Tooth Fairy left it

'cause look!

PAPPY: You mean
those are genuine

Tooth Fairy footprints?

Hoo-whee!

Yep.

Come on, Olie.

Let's play whole-yard
Boinky ball.

Gee, Billy, we played that
all day yesterday.

Can't we play something else?

No way!

See?
I've got a loose tooth, too.

Maybe it'll get knocked out
by accident, too.

Maybe this time

we'll catch
the Tooth Fairy on film.

Come on, Billy!

[LAUGHING]

Good one!

[CLATTERING]

I love my brick collection.

Red brick, rock brick,
clay brick, thick brick.

Bricks are so, you know... bricky!

They're the best things

in the whole universe
to collect.

Unless it's marbles.

I just love marbles.

There's red ones,

blue ones, green ones,
swirly ones...

Marbles are so...

You know... marbley!

Cinder brick.

Oof!

The biggest...

the bestest, the brickest.

Nothing stacks up to this brick.

[GIGGLES]

Zowie play, too.

Nokeydokey, Zowie.

These aren't toy blocks
you play with.

No toys?

Nope. They're my very
extra-special bricks

from my very extra-special
brick collection.

[ZOWIE GIGGLES]

Marbles!

No, Zow!

Oh...

Whoa... Whoa...
Whoa, whoa!

Olie go Rolie!

Rolie more,
Rolie, Rolie more!

[BOTH GROANING]

No more Rolie, Olie?

These aren't toy
marbles, Zow.

They're special marbles.

Same as Billy's bricks.

They're part of my
special collection.

Olie's collection?

No play?

-No play.
-No play.

Oh...

[WHIRRING]

Zowie Bowlie, Mom.

Oh, Nokeydokey, Zow.

These bowling balls

are part of my special
bowling ball collection.

Collection?

MOM: Yes. I have
all my most special

bowling balls together
in a collection I keep

polished and perfect.

Oh, I remember
this bowling ball.

It was my first date
with your dad.

And I got a strike with it.

Guess you could say it was
love at first strike.

Oh...

ZOWIE: Thankie!

Zowie Bowlie, too.

No, Zow...

DAD:
Jumping jacks!

[TOOLS CLATTERING]

[GROANING]

Sorry, Sweetums.

Zowie wanted to play
with my bowling ball.

Oopsie.

[CHUCKLES]

That's Okeydokey,
sweetie.

You can help Dad
arrange his wrench collection.

Dad collect wrenchies?

[CHUCKLES]

You betcha.

I'm organizing them from little
bitty to superty-duper big.

[GRUNTING]

DAD: Pretty heavy,
isn't it, Zow?

This is a d-35 valve,
extra-torque, titanium wrench.

She's a beaut, huh?

But heavy.

I don't know
if I can lift it either.

Maybe you can help me.

Zowie help Daddy.

[CHUCKLES]

[SPITTING]

[SPITTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

There.

[GIGGLES]

Thanks, sweetie.

Now run along.

I'm going to get back
to work.

[GRUNTING]

Spot collect.

Dad collect.

Mom collect.

ZOWIE:
Olie and Billy collect.

Zowie want to collect, too.

OLIE: The silver speeder.

It's a beauty.

This one's my favoritest.

The purple avenger.

MOM:
Billy-o!

Time for some grub.

Be there in a minute, Mom.

[SAD MUSIC PLAYS]

What's up, Zow?

[SIGHS]

Zowie want to collect, too, Olie.

Me don't know how.

Collecting is easy, Zow.

All you got to do

is pick something
you really, really love.

Shoo, ladybug!

See you later, Billy.

Okeydokey, Olie.

Ladybuggies!

Zowie love Ladybuggies.

Ladybuggy's pretty.

[GIGGLES]

Zowie collect Ladybuggies.

Ladybuggy!
Ladybuggy!

Pretty, pretty, pretty.

[GROWLING]

[BARKING]

Nokeydokey, Spot.

Nokeydokey.

[BARKING]

-[OLIE SHOUTS]
-[THUD]

[GROANING]

Ladybuggy! Ladybuggy!

Ladybuggies, come back!

Come back!

Oh... Ladybuggyies go bye-bye.

Zowie no collect.

Picking something you love

isn't all there is to collecting, Zow.

You got to put your collection
all together in one place,

and you got to take really good
care of your collection,

so it'll, you know,
last forever and ever.

Oh.

Okay.

Zowie collection, Mommy.

Zowie collection.

Come on.

Come on, Olie.

Come, Daddy.

I don't see anything.

Come, come!
Come on, Spot!

Did you find something
to collect, Zow?

Yep.

Something you really love?

Yep.

-What is it?
-What is it?

You!

Zowie collect you.

Mommy, Daddy,
Olie, Spot.

Zowie love all you.

ALL:
Zowie's collecting us!

Well, you can keep
us all in one place.

[GIGGLING]

[LAUGHING]

And keep us clean.

And play with Olie, Mommy,
Daddy, Spot collection.

Yeah. I guess you do play with us.

Forever...

Ever.

[ALL LAUGHING]
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