02x12 - Little Bot Zoo/Zowie's Soupy Hero/Coupy Won't Fit

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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02x12 - Little Bot Zoo/Zowie's Soupy Hero/Coupy Won't Fit

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[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

Whee!

[SNORES]

[SIGHS]

POLINA: Happy nappy, kids.

[GIGGLES]

I promised Mrs. Bevel
we'd look after Binky,

but I forgot about my hair appointment.

I'm gonna get a new hairdo.

Well, you gotta do what you gotta do.

When it comes to doing that thing,
you do what you do. [CHUCKLES]

Diapers are on the change table.

And in case they get hungry,
there's Rolie-Os in the pantry.

Not to worry, Sweetums.

I'm the King of Catatonia,

the Sultan of the sleepy,
the Great Nabu of Napland.

Shh! I've just got Binky and Zowie
down for a nap.

Oops. Okey dokey.

[ZIPPING SOUND]

[CHUCKLES]

I can catch a little Rolie-Bowling
while the kids snooze.

Goodie.

[LOUD THUMPING]

Uh-oh.

[BOTH GIGGLING]

[BABY TALK]

What's all the fireworks? [GROANING]

[GIGGLING]

-Oh! It's a zoo in here.
-BINKY: Boing, boing, boing!

Zow! Zow! Zowie go, Zow!

Zowie, Binky go zoo?

No. Zowie and Binky
go nappy-bye.

[GIGGLES]

Okeydokey, Zowie.

Happy nappy.

[KISSES]

-[YAWNING]
-[BINKY BABBLING]

-[BLOWING RASPBERRIES]
-Back in your crib, baby Binky.

It's happy-nappy time.

[MUTTERS AND EXCLAIMS]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

-PERCY: What's that, Binky?
-[STRAINS]

-[ZOWIE GRUNTING]
-BINKY: Oh! Oh!

Daddy?

Monkey say, "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"

Ooh... Monkey talk. [CHUCKLING]

-[IMITATES MONKEY]
-Whee!

PERCY: Binky, come back here.

[IMITATES MONKEY]

Daddy? [IMITATES MONKEY]

I know, monkey talk.

All right, then, it's time to nap-a...

[BOTH IMITATE MONKEY]

Maybe if I wear them out,
they'll get re-sleepy.

[IMITATES MONKEY]

-[BOTH CHUCKLE]
-[HOWLS LIKE MONKEY]

[GIGGLES]

[IMITATES MONKEY GRUNTS]

[BOTH GIGGLE]

It really is a zoo in here.

And no zoo is complete without...

tickle-bear.

[GROWLS]

Tickle-bear! Tickle-bear!

-[GROWLS]
-[GIGGLES]

-[LAUGHS]
-[GROWLING AND CHUCKLING]

[CHUCKLES] You sound like a laughing
hyena-bot, Binky.

[GIGGLES]

[LAUGHS]

[ZOWIE GROWLING]

[GROWLS]

Wow. A new animal in our zoo,
the ferocious Zowie-lion.

Zowie-lion!

Baby lion roar!

[ROARS]

[LAUGHS]

[BOTH ROARING]

[CHUCKLES]

The wild animals are escaping
from the zoo!

-[PERCY LAUGHING]
-[ZOWIE ROARING]

-[BINKY GIGGLING]
-[ZOWIE ROARING]

[LAUGHS]

-[ZOWIE ROARING]
-Gotcha!

[BOTH SCREAM AND GIGGLE]

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS] Gotcha!

-[BINKY AND ZOWIE SCREAM AND GIGGLE]
-[PERCY CHUCKLING]

PERCY: All right, kids,
the jungle's all ready for you.

Look over there.

That mighty beastie is the couch-ephant.

-[TRUMPETING]
-[BINKY AND ZOWIE GASP]

And grazing in the field over there

is a herd of great armchair buffalo.

-BOTH: Ooh!
-Careful now.

The buffalo could stampede at any moment.

Shh!

[SNARLING]

Charge!

[BINKY AND ZOWIE LAUGH]

[BINKY GIGGLES]

Me turn! Me turn!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

[ZOWIE AND BINKY LAUGH]

[LOUD THUMP]

Whew!

You two ready for nappy-time yet?

[BOTH LAUGH]

[GROWLING]

Giraffe! Giraffe!

Righto, Zow. What Rolie Polie zoo
would be complete

without that long-necked
gentle giant... Spot?

[HOWLS]

[BARKS]

Here we have the Spot-iraffe.

Whee! Yeah.

Binky-raffe, Binky-raffe!

-[SPOT BARKING]
-[BINKY GRUNTING]

[BINKY'S STOMACH GROWLS]

[MOANS]

[GROANS]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh?

Zowie, do you know what Binky wants?

[BINKY MUTTERING ANXIOUSLY]

Binky want Rolie-Os.

Zowie want Rolie-Os, too.

I think wild Rolie-Os
can usually be found

somewhere in the kitchen
cabinet region.

Let's have a look.

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

[POLINA HUMMING TUNE]

[BARKING]

POLINA: Like my new hairdo, Spot?

[HOWLS]

POLINA: Ooh, kids still napping?

POLINA: Oh!

[HUMMING TUNE]

Huh?

What have we here?

[DRUMS b*ating]

[ALL SLURPING]

[GASPS, CLEARS THROAT]

Oh... [CHUCKLES]

Well, welcome to our little bot zoo.

[GIGGLES]

[GIGGLES]

Porky-pine, porky-pine!

A porcupine?

Well, Zowie's a lion...

[ROARS]

Binky's a laughing hyena-bot...

[LAUGHS]

I'm a robo-gorilla!

[IMITATES MONKEY HOOTS]

And you are a very pretty
Rolie Polie porcupine.

You'll fit right in.

[YAWNS]

[GROWLS]

[YAWNS]

Well, king robo-gorilla,

looks like you've had more fun
than a barrel of monkeys.

But these wild things
look all tuckered out.

[LAUGHS]

Sorry about that nap, Sweetums. I tried.

But these wild things have a way

of bringing out the inner fun-bot.

Uh-huh. Don't worry.

I'll put these animals
back in their cribs...

Oh! I mean, "cages."

-[SIGHS]
-[BIRD CHATTERING]

TV PRESENTER: Welcome
to the Mutual of Hammerclaw's

Wild World of Wildabots.

Wild World of Wildabots?

It's just a wild and woolly day.

-[LOUD CRASH]
-Huh?

[IMITATES MONKEY HOOTS]

BOTH: Yeah!
-[POLINA IMITATING MONKEY]

-[BINKY AND ZOWIE GIGGLING]
-[CHUCKLES] What happened to the nap?

I guess I found my inner fun-bot.

[YELLS WILDLY]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

ANNOUNCER: As the rocket carrying
the poor, stranded little girl

hurdles out of control,

two small specks appear on the horizon.

It's Space Boy and his
faithful companion Space Dog

to the rescue!

The girl is saved!

Join us next week as our terrific twosome

go in search of more super-duper
outer space folk to rescue.

Gee willikers, Spot.
Bet you there's some Polie folk

that need a couple of super-duper
superheroes like us to rescue them.

-[BARKS]
-Where to, Olie?

Super-duper superhero Space Boy Olie

and his trusted sidekick
Space Dog are getting ready

to zoom to the rescue!

Yay!

Zowie zoom, too! [GIGGLES]

Sorry, Zowie, you can't.

Space Boy only has one sidekick,
his faithful Space Dog.

-[BARKS]
-[IMITATES ROCKET FLYING]

[BARKING]

Zowie supey space hero, too!

-Zoom! Zoom!
-Nokeydokey, Zow.

-You don't have superpowers.
-Why?

Space Boy's a superhero
'cause he's got superhero powers!

He can fly a trillion miles an hour

and lift things
a quadzillion-million times his weight!

He has super X-ray vision
and super-duper super hearing!

There's a cry for help.

-Fear not, Polie folk, it's Space Boy...
-[BARKS]

...and his sidekick Space Dog
to the rescue!

[SPOT BARKING]

Supey-dupey Zowie to the rescue!
[IMITATES ROCKET FLYING]

Olie?

Spot?

Supey-Olie?

Supey-Zowie is too supey-dupey.

[YAWNS]

[SNORES]

PERCY: Help, Zowie!

Help!

Supey-dupey Zowie to the rescue!

[GIGGLES]

Thank goodness.

[SQUEALS AND GIGGLES]

I have to clean under all this
furniture, Supey-Zowie.

Okey-supey-dokey.

[PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

Thank you, Supey-Zowie.

Okeydokey, Daddy.

She's my supey-hero.

[GIGGLES]

POLINA: If only Supey-Zowie were here.

She'd know what to do.

If I don't get these...

[GRUNTS]

...gears going,
there's no telling what will happen.

[GRUNTS]

Supey-Zowie?

Well, I'll be a garburetor's granddad.

Thanks a gazillion, Supey-Zowie.

-Okey-supey-dokey.
-LADYBUG: [SQUEAKS] Help!

[GASPS]

LADYBUG: Help!

Help!

Oh, help!

-[ZOWIE GASPS]
-[THUMPS AGAINST WINDOW]

ZOWIE: Supey-Zowie to the rescue!

[TOYS SQUEAKING]

Poor ladybug...

Try get out.

Okeydokey, ladybug.

Hold tight.

[TOYS SQUEAK HAPPILY]

[SQUEAKY FOOTSTEPS]

Okeydokey, ladybug, fly away home.

Bye, ladybug.

Bye-bye.

Thank you.

PAPPY: Help!

It's a-headed this-a-way.

What matter, Pappy?

A giant meteor's headed

straight for Planet Polie.

Oh, somebody's got to stop it.

Okeydokey, Pappy.

Zowie stop mean old meteor.

Supey-Zowie to the rescue.

-[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
-Golly, I hope she can do it.

[RUMBLING]

OLIE: Stand back, Zowie.

This is a job
for Space Boy and his trusty canine.

-[BARKS]
-Humph!

[RUMBLING]

[OLIE YELLING]

-Help!
-[SPOT HOWLING]

OLIE: Help, Zowie!

We're caught in the gravity!

Zowie save Olie!

Bad meteor stop now!

Help!

[SCREAMING]

-[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
-Stop!

[SCREAMING]

[ZOWIE'S ANTENNA CLINKS]

[OLIE AND SPOT GRUNT]

Zowie, you stopped the meteor.

Yep.

You saved me.

You saved the world!

-You saved the day!
-[SPOT BARKING]

You really are a supey-dupey hero, Zowie.

Thank you, Supey-Olie...

[ECHOING] Supey-Olie, Supey-Olie...

OLIE: Oh, no.

-[MOANING SLEEPILY]
-OLIE: Zow. Zowie!

-Olie?
-OLIE: Zow.

-[SPOT BARKING]
-ZOWIE: What matter, Olie?

Olie in trouble?

I kind of slipped on the tree ladder.
I... I need your help.

ZOWIE: You hurt, Olie?

No.

It's, uh...

I slipped and my pants got caught,
and I'm, uh...

Well, I'm...

Olie naked. [LAUGHS]

Olie naked.

Come on, Zow.

Can you go get me some pants, please?

No. [LAUGHS]

"No"?

No just "Zowie."

You call me, "Supey-Dupey Zowie."

[SIGHS]

Okeydokey, Super-Duper Zowie.

Can you be a hero and go get me
another pair of pants?

Okeydokey!

Supey-dupey Zowie to the rescue!

Zoom!

[LAUGHS]

[SQUEAKY FOOTSTEPS]

[MOTOR CHUGGING SOFTLY]

Gardening's done for the day.

Time to put the tools away.

OLIE: Right-o, Dad.

Let's put them in their place.

Uh, Dad... Where is their place?

Well, let's see.

The rake will slip in next to the ladder

and the shovel can balance
up on top of the table.

And the lawn polisher
can go right over there.

[HORN BEEPING]

[CREAKING]

What's the matter, Coupy?

Hmm...

I know.

Coupy won't fit.

Golly gee, Olie's right.

The garage is stuffed with stuff.

PERCY: Tish-tosh.

There's plenty of room in here.

It just needs organizing's all.

"A place for everything
and everything in its place."

Ready, Coupy?

Okay. This way.

[CHUGGING]

Over. Over.

Just right.

Huh?

[YELPS]

-[YELLING]
-Ooh!

OLIE: Are you okay, Dad?

PERCY: Oh, I can't see.

ZOWIE: Oops-a-daisy, Daddy.

Oh... There.

I guess that wasn't the place
for everything after all.

Well, there's only one thing to do
with all this old stuff.

We're going to have ourselves
a Rolie Polie garage sale.

Me no want sell garage.

You don't sell the whole garage
at a garage sale, Zowie.

You sell some of the things
inside the garage,

things we don't need anymore.

Yep, there's lots of useless stuff here.

Let's bounce this trampoline
into the for-sale pile.

OLIE: Hey, Zowie.

Look what I found.

[GIGGLES] Cutie doll!

Zowie love Cutie! Cutie, Cutie, Cutie...

PERCY: Oh, golly,
I haven't seen Cutie for a while.

Cry, Cutie. Cry, cry, cry.

ALL: Oh, no!

Cutie's going to cry.

It's Cutie Cries-a-Lot.
It's Zowie's new dolly.

Koochie, Cutie.

[YAWNS]

-[SPOT SNORING]
-[GIGGLES]

-[SPOT SCREAMS]
-Cutie hungry.

[CUTIE CRYING]

[WHIMPERS]

[PANTS]

[BARKS]

[WHIMPERS]

[CRYING WARBLES AND DIES]

ALL: Phew!

Cutie no cry?

OLIE: Uh-uh.

I guess Cutie's broken.

Come on, let's put her
in the for-sale pile.

No, no, no.

Zowie keep Cutie.

Zowie love Cutie.

Mwah!

Looks like Cutie's a keeper.

'Sides now that she doesn't cry
anymore, she's not half bad.

POLINA: Okeydokey,
you can keep Cutie.

[SIGHS HAPPILY]

Just put her right here.

This is where
our not-for-sale pile is going.

PERCY: Straight to the for-sale pile
with these old pots and pans.

Not so fast.

Those aren't just any old pots and pans.

[SIGHS FONDLY]

I was a humdinger of a drummer on these.

Remember?

[METAL POUNDING]

[WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE]

[WHISTLES]

I think there's a lot of bang left
in these bowls.

Looks like we've got another keeper.

-Keep. Keep. Keep. [GIGGLES]
-[DRUM CYMBAL CLASHES]

How's about letting old Dad
take a go at that pogo?

OLIE: You sure, Dad?

You betcha.

Whoo-hoo! [LAUGHING]

Take it easy, Dad.

That's the bounciest pogo around.

Remember?

[YELLING AND LAUGHING]

-Pokey dokey?
-Okeydokey.

-Okeydokey?
-Pokey dokey.

[SCREAMS]

This pogo's still got a lot
of bounce per ounce left in it.

It's a keeper, too.

We can't seem to throw anything out.

Aw, my old magnotron.

Why, we've had some wild
and woolly adventures. Whoa!

[ELECTRONIC WHINING]

-Oops.
-Uh-oh. Not again.

I got shrunk’d!

Hooray!

Olie little.

Zowie big.

Hang on, Olie.

I'll unshrink you.

Now, a tweak of the old recalibrator
ought to do the trick.

[ELECTRONIC WHINING]

Whoo!

I guess the old Magno is nothing
but trouble.

In the for-sale pile.

Looks like everything we've got
is not for sale.

They're all keepers.

Except old magno.

Keep, keep, keep.

We can't keep all this stuff

and get Coupy in the garage.

Okeydokey, let's start over again.

[RATTLING]

How about that pogo stick?

Gosh, Dad, my pogo stick's so small.

It won't take up a lot of room.

I... I'd sure like to keep it.

Hmm... That old magnotron
might be a keeper, after all.

How's that?

Boy, Dad, shrinking everything
with the magnotron

sure helped out with the space problem.

-Yep.
-Pogo stick in a can.

"Pogo stick in a can."

Cutie in a can.

Mm-hmm, "Cutie in a can."

Now, whenever we need something,

all we have to do is
zap it back to normal.

In the meantime, we've got
plenty of room in the garage.

"A place for everything..."

"And everything in its place."

-Including Coupy.
-[HORN BEEPING]

Oopsy!

We forgot this one.

-[SPOT BARKING]
-Whoa. Spot in a can.

ALL: [YELLING] "Spot in a can"?

Good golly, we must've
accidentally shrunk Spot.

Spot.

-[ZOWIE GIGGLING]
-[ELECTRONIC WHINING]

-[YELPS]
-[GRUNTS]

[CANS CRASHING]

[SLURPING]

Yep, we found just the right spot
for everything.

[LAUGHS]
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