03x45, 46, 47, 48 - The Action Hero Badge/The Training Badge/The Reunion Badge/The Board Game Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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03x45, 46, 47, 48 - The Action Hero Badge/The Training Badge/The Reunion Badge/The Board Game Badge

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[Narrator] Roly?
Isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee!

-[laughing]
-[banjo music playing]

[hoedown music playing]

[all] Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee?

[Duggee] Woof!

[all] Duggee!

[country music playing]

[children laughing]

[all] Hey, Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee and
The Action Hero Badge.

Hello Squirrels,
what are you doing?

We're playing with our toys.

This is Professor Fuzzy.

This is George.

This is Lala.

This is Jidda.

[Narrator] And what's your toy
called, Roly?

I don't know.

[Betty] I do.

[Narrator] Do you, Betty?

Yes. That's...

Jet Rocket.

He's an action hero.

What does he do?

Everything! He's...

[Narrator 2]
The planet's only hope.

Jet, the asteroids.
You're going too fast!

No such thing as...

too fast.

And he's also...

[Narrator 2] The only hero
who can save the day.

[scary animal sounds]

Jet! Save yourself!
It's too dangerous!

Jet Rocket doesn't
hide from danger!

[crash]

Danger hides from Jet!

And...

[Narrator 2] He's the saviour
of civilization.

You're going to your doom, Jet.

It's somebody's
doom, but not mine!

Jet sounds so tough.

Oh yes, because...

[Narrator 2] In tough times,
you need someone like...

Jet Rocket.

Did someone say my name?

Jet's always breaking things.

And running, and telling
people to get out of the way.

[all] Wow.

Should we be action
heroes like Jet?

[all] Yeah!

Woof.

[Narrator] Yes. Who gave you
that action figure, Roly?

-My big brother.
-Ah, I see.

I wonder if Jet Rocket's
an age-appropriate toy

for the Squirrels?

Woof!

-Does that mean we can't be act?
-Woof?

[Narrator] Of course you can.
But Duggee can show you how.

He's got his Action Hero Badge.

You see, you don't need
to be all wam, bam, crash

to be a hero.

But what if you need
to destroy things.

Or rescue your friends?

Or save the city?

[Narrator] There are other ways
to solve problems, Squirrels.

For example, you
could save the city by...

Dancing!

Woof!

But, Jet's not really
dressed for dancing.

[Narrator] I'm sure we could
find him something else to wear.

[all] Yay!

Oh! Jet would love this!

And this.

And these match his eyes.

He looks much more fun.

Yeah! He's ready to dance.

-Hey,
-Mm?

I'd like to see you bust...

[electronic music plays]

these moves.

Ah.

I will save the city!

-Hm? He still sounds a bit cros.
-Woof.

[Narrator] Yes, we could give
Jet a new voice.

Something softer.

Like he cares about
how people are feeling?

Jet, you gotta hide!

Jet doesn't hide
from his emotions!

[crash]

So tell me how you feel.

I'm just so angry all the time.

[crying]

There, There. Let it all out.

Jet's so compassionate.

What else can he be?

Really good at maths!

Maths?

Yes. It's very useful when
you're zooming through space.

[robotic voice] Jet, you're head
straight for the asteroids.

Don't worry. I can calculate
the clear part through,

because I'm good at math!

Radeon per second
in the trajectories

diminished fuel,
equals rapid momentum!

Wow. He must be so tired
after all that maths.

Yeah. I wonder what
he does on the weekend?

Well, usually he goes
off somewhere on his own

and remembers something sad.

And then he breaks
something again.

[screaming, thudding]

Or he drinks blueberry
juice by himself

for the whole night.

Aww!

He's lonely.

He needs...

[all] Friends!

[Narrator 2]
If you need a new friend...

Hey!

Jet!

Over here.

Coming!

Space for me?

[all laughing]

I want ratio of flour to milk
is required for this party cake.

[Narrator 2]
If you need a calm voice...

It's okay. I'm great at math.

Yeah!

...or someone who knows
how to have a good time

without breaking things.

then you could be friends with

Jet Rocket.

Wait. Jet doesn't
look so cross anymore.

[Narrator] Oh, yes.

Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof!

Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your
Action Hero Badge.

[all] Yay.

[horn honking]

[Narrator] Ah, and here
are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

-[all] Duggee hug.
-Ohh.

Duggee hug.

[laughing]

[all] We got our
Action Hero Badges!

Ahh.

[Narrator] Bye-bye everybody.

Well, that was fun.
Wasn't it, Duggee?

Yeah. [grunting]

[Duggee laughs]

[Narrator] Roly,
isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee!

-[Roly laughing]
-[upbeat banjo music]

[Squirrels] Duggee!

[upbeat folk music]

[Narrator] Duggee!

Woof!

[upbeat banjo music]

[Squirrels] Duggee!

[upbeat folk music]

[Squirrels giggling]

[Squirrels] Hey, Duggee!

[upbeat banjo music]

[Narrator] Duggee and
The Training Badge.

Woof, woof, woof,
woof, woof, woof.

[Narrator] So, is
that clear, Squirrels?

[Squirrels] Yes!

[Narrator] Good, so
when Duggee says "Go",

you'll stand in line
in order of height.

Ah, woof!

[Squirrels] Yay!

[Squirrels giggling]

[Betty laughing]

Yay! [laughs]

I'm taller than you, Happy!

Are you?

I'm taller than both of you!

[Roly laughing]

What did Duggee want us to do?

Stand in a circle.

Weren't you listening, Happy?

Bee!

[Duggee sighing]

[Shepherd Dog whistling]

-[sheep baaing]
-[Shepherd Dog whistling]

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.

-Hmm.
-[Shepherd Dog whistling]

[boing]

[Narrator] Hmm, it
looks like we might have

to do some training with
the Squirrels too, Duggee.

Oh, woof.

-[boing]
-Uh, what's training?

-Woof, woof.
-[Narrator] Training is doing sg

over and over again
until you're good at it.

Like what?

[Narrator] Like standing
in order of height.

Would training help us?

[Narrator] Hmm, it would certaiy
improve your concentration.

-Woof, woof, woof, woof.
-[Squirrels] Huh?

[Narrator] Yes, when you
were a puppy, Duggee,

you were always
distracted, too.

And couldn't focus on anything.

[Duggee panting]

What happened?

[Narrator] Duggee did
a lot of training.

-[marching snare music]
-Woof!

Woof!

Ruff, ruff, ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff!

Woof!

Ruff!

Ah, woof!

-[Narrator] And now he has,
-[bell dinging]

his Training Badge.

So, he can help you to
stand in order of height.

[Squirrels] Ooh.

-[marching snare music]
-[whistle blowing]

-Woof!
-[whistle blowing]

[Duggee panting]

[Narrator] Now, Squirrels,

there are three key
stages to training.

Ah, woof, woof, woof.

[Narrator] Listening,
practice, and reward.

Ah, woof.

[Narrator] Firstly, if
you're going to learn

to stand in height order,
you'll need to listen to Duggee.

[Squirrels] Okay!

Woof, woof, woof!

[Narrator] So, can
the shortest squirrel

stand here, please.

That's me!

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is.

I've always been very tiny.

Well, my mum says I'm
small but beautiful.

[Squirrels arguing]

Woof, woof!

Woof!

Oh, it's you, Roly.

Is it?

[Duggee] Woof.

[Roly laughing]

Coming!

[Narrator] What good listening.

Oh, fluff.

[Duggee clearing throat]

Oh.

Oh!

Woof, woof.

Woof.

[Roly snoring]

Huh?

Woof!

[Roly yawning]

Woof, woof!

[Narrator] Now, the
second shortest, please.

That's definitely me.

In or out of shoes?

But you haven't had
your growth spurt yet.

[Squirrels arguing]

[Narrator] I think you might
have to help them, Duggee.

Woof.

-[Squirrels arguing]
-Oh.

Woof, woof, woof,

woof, woof, woof.

-Huh?
-[Narrator] Oh, where are they?

-[Tag] Duggee!
-Huh?

Where's the ruler?

-[loud thumping]
-I found it!

Goldfish, would you
rather be tall or wet?

[Norrie] Yeah!

Who's the tallest now!

[Narrator] Perhaps
we should move on

to key stage two, Duggee.

Yeah!

[Narrator] Now, Squirrels,
it's time to practice.

Is this another test?

Oh, woof woof.

[Narrator] No,
it's just for fun.

Like a game?

Ah, woof.

-[Squirrels] Yay!
-[Squirrels giggling]

[Narrator] Let's start with
the tallest at the back.

And shortest at the front!,

[Narrator] Ah, you
were listening!,

-Woof!
-[Squirrels giggling]

Woof!

Woof!

Woof!

Woof!

[Squirrels laughing]

[air horn blowing]

[Squirrels laughing]

-[clock ticking]
-Hmm.

-[air horn blowing]
-[Squirrels] Yeah.

-[clock ticking]
-Hmm.

[upbeat brass music]

[Squirrels] Mm-hmm.

- Woof!
-Yay!

- Woof!
-[Betty laughing]

- Woof!
-[Happy giggling]

- Woof!
-Yay!

Woof!

[loud thumping]

-[air horn blowing]
-[Squirrels laughing]

[clock ticking]

-[clicking]
-[Duggee gasping]

Woof, woof, woof,
woof, woof, woof!

[Narrator] And finally, key
stage three, the reward!

[Squirrels gasping]

A biscuit?

[Narrator] Ah, no.

Satisfaction in seeing
a job well done.

[Squirrels] Oh.

-[Narrator] And earning your...
-Ooh!

[Duggee panting]

[Narrator] Training Badge!

[Squirrels] Yay!

[car horns honking]

[Narrator] Ah, and
here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels] Duggee Hug!

Ah.

[Child] Duggee Hug.

[Squirrels laughing]

[Squirrels] We got our
Training Badges!

Ah.

[Narrator] Bye-bye, everybody.

Oh, that was fun.
wasn't it, Duggee?

[sheep baaing]

Woof!

Oh.

[Narrator] Tag,
isn't it time for...

[gasping]
Duggee!

[country banjo playing]

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee!

-Woof!
-[banjo ends]

-Duggee!
-[banjo restarts]

[giggling]

[all] Hey, Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee and
The Reunion Badge.

Uh, six.

[Narrator] Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee has
planned for you today?

[laughing]

-Hey, Duggee! What you doing?
-Oh, woof woof.

[Narrator] Oh, Duggee's
getting ready for a reunion.

What's a reunion?

[Narrator] A reunion
is a party for friends

you haven't seen
for a long time.

What friends, Duggee?

Oh, woof woof.

[Narrator] The very first
squirrels he ever looked after.

-[gasping]
-There were Squirrels?

-Before us?
-[Narrator] Oh, yes.

Uh woof woof.

That's me!

[Narrator] Yes. And before you,

Uh, woof woof.

[Narrator] there've been
lots of other squirrels

- Duggee has looked after.
-Woof!

[Narrator] And these
were the very first.

-The ones coming today?
-Woof.

-What were they like?
-Woof woof.

[Narrator] Well, there was
Mo, a very energetic baboon

who loved to count.

Four legs!

Two ears!

Ten socks!

Three chickens! Two hands!
And one apples!

Uh woof.

[Narrator] And then
there was Nala.

She was always up to something.

Higher! Higher!

Higher!

Woof! Woof?

Duggee! Higher!

Who's the magician?

Woof.

[Narrator] That's Berna.
Or to use her full name,

Berna The Magnificent.

Today, I will make myself disap!
Wizzo!

Oh, woof woof!

Woof?

And now, for my next trick...

[Narrator] Then there was Pip

and his thirst for knowledge.

Why can't I see
my own eyes, daddy?

Oh! The bees have eyes!
And why do they fly? Are they b?

-Um?
-Can I have a parrot?

Do they talk?

Do they ask lots of questions?

[Narrator] And finally,

there was Emma, who was a...

[glass breaking]

- a bit accident prone.
-Whoops.

Whoops.

Twenty-two!

Whoops.

Wow!

-They were just like us!
-[horn honking]

[Narrator] And here they are.

Yay!

[bell ringing]

They can drive themselves.

[Narrator] Oh yes,
they're all grown up now.

Woof!

Hello, Duggee!

-Remember me?
-Woof.

[Narrator] Gosh,
you've grown, Mo.

By 356 percent.

[Narrator] Ah!
Still love numbers, I see.

Yes! I'm an accountant now.

Oh, he's very good.

He does all the finances
for me repair shop.

Woof woof.

Oh, I broke so many things

I thought I should
learn how to fix them.

Fixed anything
interesting or mysterious?

Oh and Pip is a reporter.

[Narrator] Aha!
Still asking questions.

But are you still
taking risks, Nala?

No, I minimize them.

I'm in risk management.

Oh! Financial or operational?

Statistical covariance.

Statistics! Love 'em.

They don't sound like squirrels.

-They sound...
-[gasping]

Like our parents!

Does that mean

When we're bigger

We'll be like our parents, too?

Will I always do
things in a minute?

-Mom!
-In a minute!

-[Tag] Mom!
-In a minute!

-[Tag] Mom!
-In a minute, Tag!

But where are my shoes?

And I'll need to... concentrate?

-Roly, I need to concentrate!
-Oh.

Am I going to really like tea?

Ah. Perfect cup.

Will I Looking forward
to sitting down?

I've been looking
forward to this all day.

And will I dance like my dad?

Oh, yes. It's got
a very good b*at.

[echoing]

Hello!

We're squirrels, too.

-Just like you!
-In a minute,

In a minute?

We're going to have some fun!

We're going to play
games and dance!

Dance?

[Narrator] Don't look
so worried, Squirrels.

Duggee knows what to do.
He's got...

his Reunion Badge.

And Berna's here!

Oh, sorry. The traffic was
terrible. Reunion, anyone?

Yay!

Uh, woof?

No.

-Guess again.
-Woof?

No!

A mouse bell?

Oh uh, cheese fondue!

Stinky triangle?

[laughing]

Wow!

Still got my Skipping Badge.

Wow.


Wow.

Wizzo!

Wow.

-Woof.
-Whoa!

Yay!

[slurping]

-Higher!
-Higher!

-Higher!
-Higher!

Wow! You're good at dancing!

Once a squirrel,

Always a squirrel!

[Narrator] What a
fantastic reunion, Duggee!

Woof!

[Narrator] Well done, squirrels,
you've earned your Reunion Badg!

Yay!

[horn honking]

[Narrator] Ah, and
here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

Duggee hug!

DUGGEE:
Ohh.

[laughing]

We got our Reunion Badges!

[sighing]

[Narrator] Bye-bye, everybody.

Oh, that was fun.
Wasn't it, Duggee?

Woof!

[Narrator] Betty,
isn't it time for...

-[gasps] Duggee!
-[engine puffing]

[upbeat jaunty music]

[Squirrels] Duggee!

[upbeat jaunty music]

-[Narrator] Duggee!
-[upbeat jaunty music]

-Woof!
-[upbeat jaunty music]

[Squirrels] Duggee!

[upbeat jaunty music]

[Squirrels giggling]

-Hey, Duggee!
-[upbeat jaunty music]

[Narrator] Duggee and
the Board Game Badge.

[upbeat banjo music]

Hello, Squirrels.
What are you doing?

Nothing.

It's been raining.

Forever.

[Duggee barks]

[Narrator] Of course, Duggee.

It's the perfect day
for a board game.

[youngsters cheering]

This one's Duggee's favorite.

It's called, "Planet Zap,
quest for the power orb."

-[youngsters gasp]
-Let's set it up.

[boxes thumping]

Woof, woof.

[Narrator] The rules
are quite simple.

The game is played
on this board,

and we are space explorers

who have landed on the
farthest planet of Zap.

Looking for the
Caves of Haloumi

where the fabled
power orb is hidden.

[mystical chant]

It's a dangerous place full of
weird and wonderful creatures

that you have to travel through
using your special abilities.

Illustrated here on
these character cards

which show the contents
of your space bag,

which include a
seismograph, gravity ray,

jet suit, an alien transmitter,

a saucepan, and a pencil.

How do I win?

[Narrator] We win or lose togetr
because we play as a team.

Aw, that's nice.

[Narrator] With your pencil,
you log your learning points

which you can
convert to new skills

as you've travel to the
center of the planet.

Woof.

[Narrator] But, we have to get e
before the eclipse of forgetfus

which we track by moving
the third planet counter

along its orbital path.

Also, the special event
cards, the circle of destiny,

and a 279-page rule book,

-and various dice.
-[dice clattering]

And the whole thing only takes

between five and
eight hours to play.

-It sounds...
-Complicated.

[Narrator] Don't
worry, Squirrels.

Duggee is here to guide you.

He's got his Board Game Badge.

[Youngsters] Yay!

-[upbeat jaunty music]
-[dice clattering]

[Narrator] First, everyone
must pick a character.

Ah, this one.

[Narrator] Ah, Happy
will be the captain.

He had a leadership
rating of 96.

Tag, you've chosen
a space wizard.

Norrie's a computer genius.

Roly is the engineer
and Betty's a chef.

A what?

[Narrator] Duggee
will be your guide

through the game because he isg
the robes of the cosmic druid

which he got from the character
costume expansion pack.

[Youngsters] Oh!

[Narrator] Are we ready?

[Youngsters] Yes!

[Narrator] Then it's
time to play, Planet Zap.

Captain Happy, you roll first.

-Okay.
-[dice boings]

[Narrator] You now all
need to move three spaces.

[Youngsters] One,
two, three. [giggling]

[Narrator] You've landed...

Oh no! On Gevuvian Space Slime!

-[youngsters gasp]
-What shall we do?

Woof!

[Narrator] Look at your characts
to see what items you could use.

For instance, Roly,
you have a jet pack.

Do I?

[Narrator] Yes, if Roly
spends five learning points

to get a fuel marble,
he can spin it in the space cor

to power the jet
pack and get away.

Ah, okay.

[spinner rattling]

[Narrator] You just
need to land on purple.

It worked!

You can move two spaces away
and get 12 learning points.

[Youngsters] One, two.

[Narrator] You have
reached the Dothrakanians.

[Betty] They look like babies.

[Roly] Angry babies.

[Happy] They need a nap.

Huh?

My mom says I need one
when I get irritable.

Then, I'll play a lullaby.

[flute trilling]

[Narrator] Um, what's it say
about music in the rule book, ?

Ah, woof, woof, woof.

[Narrator] Oh, so if you roll

self-generating musical
objectives can succeed.

-[dice rattling]
-31!

[Narrator] Oh, success!

All the Dothrakanians
have fallen asleep

and you can now journey to
the next location where...

Oh dear! A giant
space monster lives!

[Duggee imitates
monster roaring]

Its deafening roar shakes
the very ground you walk on.

[Betty] It's hungry.

-Really?
-Yes!

That's the noise my dad
makes before dinner.

You should feed it, Betty.

You're the space chef.

[Narrator] Um, is that
in the rules, Duggee?

Yum, you like raisins,
don't you, Space Monster?

[Narrator] Um, is, is,
is that in the rules?

[pages rustling]

Let's go there next.

-On this!
-[toy duck quacks]

[Narrator] Is that
in the rules, Duggee?

[Squirrels] Yay!
[giggling]

-[dice clatters]
-Three!

One, two, three!

Oh, an angry space worm.

-I'll use my pencil.
-Cute! [giggles]

[dice clatters]

[toy duck quacking]

[Narrator gasps]
A Zeebab Droid!

I'll roll these jellybeans.

[Duggee gasps]

[jellybeans rattling]

[book thuds]

-Vroom!
-[toy car humming]

Vroom, vroom, vroom!

[Narrator] Oh no, it's...

[slime squelches]

-Potato!
-Potato!

[Roly] Potato! [giggles]

-[spinner rattles]
-[Squirrels] Four!

[Betty puffs]

-13!
-[character pieces clatter]

-12!
-[upbeat music]

[dice clattering]

[Narrator] We've finally
made it

to the center of the board!

But we're nearly out of time.

The third planet has almost
passed in front of the sun.

[Narrator] Oh no,
what shall we do?

-[Duggee murmurs]
-[toy duck quacks]

No, Duggee, let's use the
multi-mind rule on page 242.

Fuse your remaining
life force into one.

That gives us a plus four

in the universal
equilibrium roll.

So we can remove the power
orb from the Cave of Haloumi.

Using my space spoon!

[Narrator] It's
possible, Squirrels.

But you're going to need to

roll a mega zap on the Planet .

[Planet Dice whooshes]

[Planet Dice chimes]

[Squirrels] We did it!

[Narrator] Behold,
the Orb of Power!

[Squirrels] Wow!

[dice clatters]

[Narrator] And,
you won the game.

Oh! [panting]

[Narrator] And, your
Board Game Badge.

[Youngsters] Yay!

[car horn blaring]

[Narrator] Ah, and
here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels] Duggee hug!

[Duggee] Ohh.

[Child] Duggee hug.

[giggling]

[Squirrels] We got
our Board Game Badges!

[all] Aww.

[Narrator] Bye-bye, everybody.

Oh, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[dice thuds]

Huh? [chuckles]

[upbeat banjo music]

[Squirrels] Hey, Duggee!
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