03x37, 38, 39, 40 - The Buddy Badge/The Bridge Badge/The Soap Opera Badge/The Mythical Creature Badge

[bunniefuu]

[Narrator] Roly,
isn't it time for...

Duggee!

[upbeat music]

[all] Duggee.

[upbeat music]

[Narrator] Duggee?

Woof!

[all] Duggee.

[upbeat music]

Hey, Duggee!

[upbeat music]

[Narrator] Duggee
and the Buddy Badge.

What a lovely day
for a walk, Duggee.

[screeching]

-Look!
-It's Mrs Weaver, the Beaver.

What are you pulling?

My kayak.

Is it fun?

Oh, yes!

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

Whee!

Whee!

[sighs]

But not so much recently.

Why?

Because usually I
go with my friend,

but now every time I
invite him he says...

I'm in the middle
of a tricky jigsaw.

This pear is almost
ready to eat.

I need to wash my hair.

Maybe he doesn't like kayaking.

Hmm.

Wee-hee!

[yelps]

Ooh!

[screams]

Oh.

Woof, woof!

[Narrator] Yes, Duggee,

sounds like Mrs Weaver
needs a kayaking buddy.

What's a buddy?

[Narrator] Someone who
likes the same things as us.

Like dancing?

I want to find someone
who likes it as much as me.

[Narrator] Then you
need a dance buddy.

Everyone assumes
I'm all about cheese.

"Had any nice cheese lately?

How you doing for cheese?"

Don't get me wrong,
I like cheese,

but I'd like a buddy
who shares my passion

for nut balancing.

I need a buddy
who shares my passion

for record-breaking stunts.

Yeah! I need a buddy too!

[all talking at once]

But how do we find one?

[Narrator] Well,
Duggee can help.

He's got his Buddy badge.

And he's going to put on...

Woof!

[Narrator] ...a Buddy Bonanza.

What's that?

[Narrator] It's where
everyone sits at a table

and chats with someone.

Then when Duggee
makes this sound...

[bangs gong]

...you change tables and talk
to someone else, until...

You find a buddy.

[Narrator] Exactly.

[happy music]

[bangs gong]

So, what would you
like to know about me?

Anything.

Well, I don't like mess.

Nor do I.

[food spills]

So I see.

Do you love dancing?

Not really my thing.

Do you go in the water
when you're kayaking?

No, the kayak goes in the water

and you go in the kayak.

Hmm. No, thank you.

I'm looking for a
birdwatching buddy.

Oh! I try to stay
clear of birds.

You'll probably think what
I'm looking for is ridiculous.

[laughs]

You're right. It is ridiculous.

I like doing experiments.

Did you know
if you put cheese...

I'm not all about cheese!

[Narrator] Table swap, Duggee?

[bangs gong]

I'm looking for a kayak buddy.

Splendid!

What's a kayak?

It's a little wobbly boat.

Superb!

That you speed down
rapid rivers in.

Brilliant!

Fancy it?

No.

I like cleanliness.

Me... [farts] too.

I'm looking for a bird...

[bird gasps]

...watching buddy.

Do you like water?

[barking]

[gasps] I found a Buddy.

[Narrator] A match, Duggee!

I like order.

And I love pineapples.

Next.

[chatters]

You might think it's
ridiculous, but I just want

to have big adventures.

How do mind-blowing
stunts sound?

[gasps]

Amazing.

[both] We're Adventure Buddies.

[grumbles]

Shame my Kayak isn't bigger.

[laughs]

[chatters]

[gasps] We could
be dance buddies.

[Narrator] I think the Buddy
Bonanza's working, Duggee.

I like doing
science experiments.

I like science too.

And you say you're a guinea pig?

Yes, I am.

Perfect.

-We can be...
-[both] Science buddies.

Straighten that tie.

Oh!

And polish those buttons.

Where have you been all my life?

Before you ask, I'm into
nut balancing, not cheese.

Shame.

Duggee's new Barkminster
blue is incredible.

[gasps]

It's amazing.

Have you tried the
Wag Tail Wensleydale?

Yeah, classic fromage.

Sorry I'm late.

We have all the
time in the world.

Hi! I'm a bit...

[plates shatter]

Whoops!

This kid's a natural.

[horn honks]

I like birdwatching!

Me too!

It's so relaxing!

[both] We're birdwatching
buddies!

[Narrator] Seems like
everyone has found a buddy.

Huh?

[Narrator] Well,
nearly everyone.

Maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Sorry I'm late.

Stopped for a swim
in that river.

I'd love to explore it
in some kind of boat or...

Kayak?

Why, yes.

[both] We're kayaking buddies.

-Whee!
-Yeah.

[Narrator] Hasn't
everyone done well today?

[barks] [pants]

You've all earned
your Buddy Badge.

[all] Yay!

-[car honks]
-Ooh.

[Narrator] Ah, and
here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[all] Duggee hug.

Oh.

Duggee hug.

[all laugh]

[Squirrels] We got
our buddy Badges.

Aww.

[Narrator] Bye bye, everybody.

Your relaxing buddy, Duggee?

Hmm.

[Narrator] Tag,
isn't it time for...

Duggee!

[upbeat music]

[all] Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee.

Woof.

[all] Duggee!

Hey, Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee
and the Bridge Badge.

Hello, Duggee.

What are you doing?

Woof.

[Narrator] Oh, studying
rocks. How exciting.

[blows raspberry]

Dry.

Potato!

-No.
-[loud thud]

Rock.

And so many of them.

[gerbil] Hey, furball!

Huh?

Furball?

Sorry, we weren't
talking to you.

We were talking to them.

Huh?

Greetings, losers.

Well, at least I don't
have a head like a nut.

But you do smell
like rotten fruit.

What's going on, Tag?

These gerbils keep
shouting at each other.

Because we don't like them.

And we don't like them.

Why not?

Well, it all started
a long time ago.

The leader of our tribe,

Sour-Faced Bjorn,

arrived here when
the land was flat,

and saw it was perfect for
growing juicy, sweet pears.

So he settled here and
called it Pear Valley.

[bites] Odin's tastebuds!
Sweetness at last.

[blue gerbil] Wait a minute!

You didn't get here first.

[blue gerbils] We did!

It was our queen,
Ingrid Irontooth,

who discovered these lands.

She saw the fertile
ground was perfect

for growing lovely, shiny nuts!

Mmm.

And settled here
calling it Nut Hill,

not Pear Valley.

Yes, Pear Valley.

The aromatic land of sweetness.

Sweet and smelly!

At least we don't
have nutty breath.

[all gasp]

And to think we used to live
peacefully, side by side.

Really?

Oh, yes.

It is well-documented in
the Gerbil Scrolls of old

that we shared what we had...

Here's another one.

Thank you very much!

...and made the fabled
Blurgen together.

What's Blurgen?

Blurgen was our
traditional soup dish.

They say the flavor
was unforgettable.

[soup bubbling]

[both slurp]

[all] Mm, good Blurgen!

Can we try some?

Nobody makes the
Blurgen anymore.

Not after the Great Split.

The great what?

The Great Split of 1392.

It started with a simple
disagreement that ended up

shaking the world.

It's good, but maybe
a touch too salty?

I think too heavy on the pears.

Blurgen's not all
about nuts, you know!

What? We invented Blurgen!

You couldn't.

Your tastebuds
are too primitive.

You don't understand flavor!

[all arguing]

That's when it happened.

The split?

Uh-huh.

[all arguing]

[earth rumbles]

[all gasp]

Look what you did!

This is all your fault!

Because of our fighting...

We were divided.

Hmm. Woof, woof.

[Narrator] You're right, Duggee.

Sounds like large-scale
seismic instability.

Whatever it was,

it was the best thing
that ever happened.

Yes, who'd want to share
a rock with that lot?

Thinking they're so fancy
with their juicy pears.

Ooh, like their
nuts are so shiny.

Don't you get tired...

Of shouting at each other?

What else would we do?

You could make Blurgen again.

It would be nice to have
something other than nuts.

They say it tastes like
the first day of summer.

But how can we make it?

We are so far apart.

We need to bring them together.

We need to... [gasps]

build bridges!

Or just one?

[Narrator] Yes!
And Duggee can help.

Woof!

[Narrator] He has
his Bridge Badge.

[Squirrels] Yay!

[upbeat music]

[grunting]

[straining]

[giggles]

[all] It's finished!

Now the gerbils can
meet in the middle.

[gentle music]

Greetings.

Please accept these shiny nuts
as a gesture of goodwill.

May our juicy pears
forever enrich your life.

So, what now?

Blurgen, anyone?

[gerbils shout excitedly]

Blurgen.

For everybody!

[gerbils cheer]

[all] Thank you, Duggee
and the Squirrels,

for building our bridge.
[cheer]

[Narrator] Hasn't everyone
done well today, Duggee?

Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your
Bridge Badge.

Yay!

[car horn beeps]

[Narrator] Ah, and
here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels] Duggee hug!

Aww.

Duggee hug.

[Squirrels giggle]

We got our Bridge Badges!

Aww.

[Narrator] Bye bye, everybody.

[bell rings]

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[gerbils] Yes!

[gerbils cheer]

[upbeat bagpipe music]

[Narrator] Norrie!
Isn't it time for...

[gasping]

Duggee!

Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee!

Woof!

Duggee!

[laughing]

Hey, Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee and
The Soap Opera Badge.

Oh what a lovely day
for playing outside.

[laughing]

[TV Narrator] Next,

the season finale of
Agony and Eggstacy.

[gasping, clucking]

Doctora Maria, Doctora Pedro,

Enfermero Juan.

Oh, el carro!

[TV Narrator] Carlos
y el Enfermera Gloria.

La Agonia y la Eggstacy!

[laughing]

Huh?

[speaking in Spanish]

[loud thud]

[TV crackling]

[squawking]

Uh oh.

[squawking]

Sorry we broke your
TV aerial, chickens.

But don't worry.

Duggee will fix it!

Uh, woof.

[Narrator] No. Duggee will
have to order a new one.

Looks like the chickens are
going to miss their soap opera.

[squawking]

But what's a soap opera?

[Narrator] It's a show about a
group of lovable characters

that has been on
television for many years.

Uh woof woof woof.

[Narrator] Yes.
A good one has romance,

-great characters,
-Hola!

and lot's of drama.

[crying] No bueno!

It sounds amazing.

Sorry you can't
watch it, chickens.

[squawking]

Maybe they can!

How?

If we do our own soap opera.

[Narrator] Good idea, Betty.

And Duggee can help you.

He has his Soap Opera Badge.

Let's get rehearsing!

Yay!

[doorbell ringing]

Would you like to
watch your soap opera?

[squawking]

On our TV?

Woof!

Please enjoy the
season finale of...

[Narrator] The
Agony and Eggstacy.

Dr. Maria,

Dr. Pedro,

Nurse Juan,

Carlos,

and Nurse Gloria.

[scoffing]

Previously on
Agony and Eggstacy.

I have to go Nurse Juan,
there are eggs out there

that need my help!

Don't go!

Boo hoo hoo.

What's wrong, Nurse Juan?

Dr. Maria has gone forever.

Oh, goodie. Now I'm in charge!

Happy, it's your turn!

I... um...

[snoring]

[phone beeping]

[Narrator] Oh dear.
Happy has stage fright.

Remember what Duggee taught you!

Uh woof woof.

[Narrator] Yes. A soap actor
must show real feeling.

Uh woof woof.

[Narrator] So imagine
there's lots of water.

Water?

[Narrator] Now,
imagine there is none.

[gasping]

Water!

[Narrator] Bravo!

Real feeling.

But why?

[squawking]

Because no one can stop me now!

No!

More eggs to be hatched.

We no longer hatch
eggs in this hospital.

Why?

Because under new
hospital legislation,

as specified in paragraph 60,

it clearly states I now make
all departmental decisions

[snoring]

concerning hatchery and
non-hatchery related procedures

during working hours-

Tag, we need more drama!

Oh.

Woof woof.

[Narrator] Soap operas are
full of dramatic moments.

Let's say you are going
to eat Roly's sweets.

How could you make it exciting?

Uh... I'm going to eat a sweet.

[Narrator] Think bigger.

I'm going to eat all the sweets.

Uh woof!

I'm going to eat all
the sweets in the world!

[Narrator] Bravo!

Drama. Because I am
closing the whole hospital!

[laughing maniacally]

[squawking]

You can't.

Think of the children.

Too late. Carlos,
take these eggs away!

-What can we do?
-Hm...

[Narrator] Maybe it's time
for something unexpected.

Oh yeah!

[Narrator] Often in soap
operas, surprising things happe.

Uh woof woof, woof.

[Narrator] Stories
can go in a direction

you don't expect.

He's going to slip
on the banana skin.

[Narrator] Or is he?

[laughing]

Bravo!

Surprise.

Here's another egg.

Take it away!

[cracking]

Not so fast, Dr. Pedro.

[squawking]

I'm here to stop your evil plan.

You're too late to save the day.

Am I? Take him away,
Officer Carlos.

[squawking]

Dr. Maria!

You came back!

I could never leave the
hospital! Or Nurse Juan.

[sighing]

[squawking]

[Narrator] What an
amazing ending, squirrels!

You've definitely earned...

your Soap Opera Badge.

[cheering]

[horn honking]

Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[all] Duggee hug!

Duggee hug.

[laughing]

We got our Soap Opera Badges!

[sighing]

[Narrator] Bye bye, everybody.

Ah, you fixed the aerial,
Duggee.

Woof.

NARRATOR: Happy?

Isn't it time for?

[GASPS] Duggee!

[GIGGLING]

Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee?

Woof!

Duggee!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

ALL: Hey Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee and
the Mythical Creature Badge.

[Kids] Yay!

[TAG GASPING, SIGHING]

[CLICKS, CREAKS]

Ah?

What's this?

Oh, it's a book!

What's it about?

I don't know!

I can't open it.

[GASPS]

CHILDREN: Duggee!
Duggee!

Duggee!

We found a book!

In a tree!

A woof?

NARRATOR: Yes, we put that
book there a long time ago.

-Why?
-NARRATOR: Ah, we can't remembe.

But you most know
what it's about.

[gasps]

Woof?

NARRATOR: Oh yes, it's the
Book of Mythical Creatures.

What's a mythical creature?

NARRATOR: Well, the book will t.

But it won't open!

NARRATOR: It does.

If you have your...

mythical creature badge.

[Kids] Ooh.

[CLICK]

[MOVING GEARS]

[POOF]

NARRATOR: It says here that
mythical creatures are amazings

with special powers.

Like the dragon...

[BREATHING FIRE]

who can breathe fire.

CHILDREN: Wow!

NARRATOR: Or Medusa,

who turns anyone
who looks at her...

-[snakes hissing]
-Who you staring at?

NARRATOR: ...into stone!

CHILDREN: Ooh!

NARRATOR: Some
mythical creatures,

were a combination
of different animals,

like the centaur,

who has hooves and hands.

Yeah!

NARRATOR: Or the mermaid,

an enchanting creature
of sea and land.

[MERMAID SINGING IN HIGH PITCH]

Are they real?

NARRATOR: Some people
think so.

What other mythical
creatures are there?

Woof!

NARRATOR: There's the unicorn.

The most beautiful
mythical creature.

I really am, oh!

NARRATOR: The werewolf.

[HOWLING] La bella luna!

NARRATOR: The Sphinx.

Meow.

NARRATOR: The griffin.

Oh, wait.

NARRATOR: Gnomes.

Gnomes! Gnomes! Gnomes!
Gnomes! Gnomes!

-NARRATOR: Trolls!
-[loud burp]

Oh, excuse me.

[goat bleats]

NARRATOR: And...

Oh, there's nothing here.

[gasp] Maybe we can make up
our own mythical creature.

How about a dog!

-Huh?
-ROLY: And giraffe!

NORRIE: A dogtoraffe!

Is that a mythical creature?

Uh, woof?

What about a fish?

Now you're a giraffefish!

BETTY: And cow.

Ah, moo!

And bird.

Cowbird!

HAPPY: No! Cow gerbil!

Woof.

ROLY: And a potato!

BETTY: No Roly,

it should be an animal.

-Like an octopus?
-Huh?

What are you doing Roly?

ROLY: And a whale!

Hmm well, how about a hippo,

and a frog.

Ribbit! [GIGGLES]

TAG: I'm going to be,

half me, half caterpillar!

I'm half Happy,

half Nessie, I'm happiness.

NORRIE: And I'm...

a Norse.

This is fun!

I want my mythical creature
to have special powers.

Like the fire-breathing dragon!

I'm going to be,

half cat,

half bat,

who can disappear!

CHILDREN: Whoa!

I'm going to be,

a kangaroo

and elephant,

so I can make puddles,

and hop in them!

Splash! Splash!
Splash! Splash!

Woof!

I'm going to be a giant rabbit,

that makes rainbows!

[SNEEZES]

TAG: And I'm half cheetah,

half eagle!

Who's super-fast.

And never falls over!

ROLY: And I'm a...

skunk!

and squid,

my special power is stinky ink!

CHILDREN: Ew!

[DUGGEE COUGHING]

This is brilliant!

Yeah!

Why don't we make
one big creature!

-Huh?
-TAG: Me first!

ROLY: I'm next!

NORRIE: Now me!

BETTY: My turn!

HAPPY: Make room for me!

[Kids] Hey Duggee,
What you doing?

[DUGGEE SCREAMS]

[CHILDREN LAUGH]

NARRATOR: I think
can remember Duggee,

- why we hid this book?
-Woof!

NARRATOR: Lets close it

and not open it again
for a very long time.

[MAGICAL BOOK SLAMS SHUT]

-Aww!
-Woof!

NARRATOR: Yes, Duggee likes
you best as you are, Squirrels.

Huh! [PANTING]

NARRATOR: Well done!

You've earned your
mythical creature badges!

Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah! And
here your parents,

just time for one more thing.

ALL: Duggee Hug!

Aww.

Duggee hug.

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

We got our mythical
creature badges!

Aww.

NARRATOR: Bye-bye everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[goat bleating]

Hey Duggee!