03x21, 22, 23, 24 - The Mystery Badge/The Election Badge/The Mixtape Badge/The Taste Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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03x21, 22, 23, 24 - The Mystery Badge/The Election Badge/The Mixtape Badge/The Taste Badge

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[narrator]
Roly,

isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee!
[giggles]

[bell chimes]

[all]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[all]
Duggee!

[laughing]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Mystery Badge.

[narrator]
Hello, Squirrels.

Where are you going?

We're going to King Tiger's
Black and White Gala.

It's a party!

[narrator]
Oh, how exciting.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[door bell rings]

I say, Squirrels,

don't you all look
marvelously monochrome!

Achoo!

Oh, [sniffs]
excuse me.

I like your crown, King Tiger.

Thank you, it's my party crown.

With ravishing red ruby,

and built-in sparklers!

[Squirrels]
Ooh.

Please, come in.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[piano music playing]

Is this the party?

[narrator] Yes. Grown-up parties
are more about mingling and co.

[Squirrels]
Oh.

Ah woof!

[narrator]
Luckily,

Duggee has five simple steps

to ensure you have
a wonderful time.

One, find a friendly group.

Hello.

Huh, suddenly
got crowded in here.

[narrator] Two,
compliment someone on their ou.

I like your coat!

Don't know what you mean.

[narrator] Three,
talk about your interests.

I'm really into carrot karma
at the moment.

Oh! Hello Mr. Nigel the Crab!

[narrator]
Four, talk about the food.

This juice intrigues me.

It infuriates me!

Is it hot in here?

[narrator] And finally,
tell witty anecdotes.

This trifle reminds me

of when Eric got
a strawberry stuck in--

Sacre bleu! Les fraises!

Huh?

Are grown-up parties

always like this, Duggee?

[King Tiger]
Ahh!

My red ruby!

It's gone! Gone!

[crying]

Where's your ruby gone,
King Tiger?

I don't know.

It is a mystery!

What's a mystery?

[narrator] A mystery is a problm
that's hard to solve.

Luckily, Duggee...

has his Mystery Badge.

Ah woof woof woof.

[narrator]
First, we need to find out

if anyone's been
acting suspiciously.

Hmm.

Oh! Who's crushed
my scotch bonnet?

Hmm.

-[John] Nigel?
-[Nigel gasps]

Nigel!

Hmm.

-[Tino slurping]
-Hmm.

Hmm.

How could I have done

such a terrible thing?

Hmm.

[piano clangs]
Hmm.

[Squirrels]
Huh?

Aah!

[bell chimes]

[Happy]
You're probably wondering

why we gathered you all here.

A precious jewel
has gone missing!

[Betty]
And the person responsible...

[Norrie]
Is in this...

[Roly]
Room!

[all gasp]

At first, our suspicions
were piqued by...

You, madam!

Why wear such a heavy coat

to an indoor party?

You were hiding something,

but it wasn't the ruby!

You were hiding

your lack of party etiquette!

My only crime

is looking fabulous!

[gasps]

Wearing a colorful dress
to a black and white ball?

How naughty.

Then, our attention turned to...

You! Mr. Nigel the Crab.

You were hiding something.

You were hiding yourself!

Found you, Nigel!

What a brilliant game
of hide and seek!

[all]
Aah.

There's more!

The mice were acting
suspiciously.

They were after...

[mice]
Cheese!

[mouse]
You'll never take us alive!

But it's a free buffet.

[mice]
Oh!

Which brings us
to a very sweaty Tino.

Were you nervous?

Or were you drinking
the spicy aubergine dip

instead of the blueberry juice?

Was I? But it's so...

More-ish!

Which lead us to...

Chef Toucan!

Moi?

Oui! Earlier,
you were in a flap!

No! I ruined everything!

[Happy] Hmm, what could
make you so upset?

Well, I forgot
to add strawberries

to a strawberry trifle!

[sobs]
Who ever am I?

But what happened
to my ruby?

Achoo!

And there
is the crucial clue!

[Squirrels]
Your sneezes!

[all gasp]

Earlier, they made
the ruby come loose.

Achoo!

It broke the piano key!

Made a hole
in the jelly!

Squashed Lord Fingal's
bonnet!

Oh!

[Roly]
And landed...

Ah woof!

[Squirrels]
In the trifle!

Oh, thank you!
You've found it!

Trifle for everyone!

[all]
Mmm.

[narrator] Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Oh!
[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Mystery Badge.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[car honking]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Roly]
Duggee hug.

[laughing]

[Squirrels]
We got our

Mystery Badges!

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun--

Achoo!
[sizzling]

-[blowing raspberry]
-[narrator] Betty?

Isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee!

[giggles]

[horn honks]

[Squirrels] Duggee!

[narrator] Duggee!

Woof!

[Squirrels] Duggee!

[Squirrels giggle]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Election Badge.

[Squirrels giggling]

[narrator] Hello, Squirrels!

You're very excited!

It's the summer fair today!

-It's got--
-A bouncy castle!

-Games!
-Cakes!

Music!

-[doorbell rings]
-[Squirrels gasp]

It's Eugene!

Yeah.

Bad news, I'm afraid.

You know how you put me

in charge of the fair, Duggee?

Ah, woof!

Well, I just can't do it
again this year!

It's too much! Too much!

[Squirrels] Oh no!

Without Eugene,
there won't be a fair!

[narrator] Unless we find
someone else to run it.

But who?

Ah woof...

[narrator] You're right, Duggee,
we'll have to call

a Woodland Committee meeting.

[dramatic music]

[chatter]

[Duggee] Ah, woof, woof!

[clears throat] Ah woof.

Thank you, Duggee.

I feel it's time for me

to give someone else a chance

to run the summer fair.

Well, I suppose
I could do it.

I mean, my castle doesn't run
itself, you know. [laughs]

[chatter]

I can do it!

[all] Huh?

Excuse me?

I could run the fair!
I've got lots of ideas.

But you don't have
the experience!

I've got experience
in having fun!

Mm, fun!

It's not about fun,
it's about organization.

Organization!

It's about time
the little people

had their voices heard!

Yes!

That's all well and good,

but it's about the big picture!

[laughs] He's funny!

My fair will have magicians,

musicians, and one million
things to do!

But do you even have
the relevant paperwork?

I do.

Ah woof woof.

[narrator] You're right, Duggee!

There's only one way
to settle this.

We'll have to have an election.

[all groan]

Uh, what's an election?

[narrator]
Duggee can explain, he has got

his Election Badge.

Ah woof woof woof, woof.

[narrator] It's where everyone
has to decide on something.

Like who will be boss
of the summer fair?

[narrator] Exactly.

And everyone gets to choose

by having what's called a vote.

You can vote for Lord Fingal,

or Buggee.

And whoever
gets the most votes...

Wins the election!

And gets the job!

Yikes!

Right, I'm off to get voters.

So am I.

[chattering]

Is the Committee meeting
over, Duggee?

Woof!

What I promise
is the fair will have--

A grand parade,
with dancers, and--

A sturdy, rainproof marquee--

Brilliant weather!

Bagpipes!

J-Pop!

Uh, raspberry tarts!

-Blueberry muffins!
-Ooh!

[narrator] So, with the race
to run the fair hotting up...

Ah woof!

[narrator] Duggee will use

these complicated
digital effects,

which may or may not explain
what's going on.

Ah woof woof woof,
woof, woof woof.

[narrator] Thank you, Duggee.

Now let's see what the voters
have to say.

Lord Fingal
has a very impressive pedigree.

Buggee's cool, man.

I'll be voting Lord Fingal,

won't we, Nigel?

Nigel!

The voters love you.
You're the top dog!

-This will be the best--
-[engine pops]

[coughs] Fair, ever.

But lose the big car.

I've always loved--

[panting] Cycling.

And I've always loved
everything!

And that's what
I can promise you!

Ah woof woof.

Yes, Duggee,

At this point, it's all about

broadening one's appeal.

Fingal needs to show

he can be fun!

And Buggee needs to show

she can be organized!

Vote for fun!

Vote for punctuality!

-Vote--
-For--

[both] Me!

[narrator] Now, Squirrels,
it's time to vote.

-How?
-Ah woof!

[narrator] Just put an "X" nexto
you want to run the fair,

the drop your paper
into this box.

Duggee will then count
all the votes,

and announce the winner.

[all] Ah.

-[all chattering]
-[clears throat]

The votes are in!

Ah woof woof.

[narrator] Lord Fingal,

And Buggee, 28 votes!

[all gasp]

-The election...
-Is a tie?

[chattering]

Why,

don't Buggee and Fingal

run the summer fair together!

[narrator] I suppose,

-with Duggee's help...
-Huh?

It could work.

-Let's put on the best...
-Fair...

[both] Ever!

[laughing and cheering]

Bouncy castle!

Lucky dip!

[laughing]

Games!

[trumpets]

Cakes!

Music!

Yes!

[both] Bagpipe J-pop!

[music plays loudly]

This fair's pretty good, Duggee!

[narrator] Yes, hasn't everyone
done well today?

Ah! [panting]

[narrator] Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Election Badge!

[Squirrels] Yay!

[honking]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing...

[Squirrels] Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Betty] Duggee hug...

[Squirrels giggling]

We got our Election Badges!

Aw.

[narrator] Bye bye, everybody!

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

-[bagpipes]
-[Buggee cheers]

[narrator] Roly?

Isn't it time for...

[gasps] Duggee!

[laughs]

[all] Duggee!

[narrator] Duggee!

Woof!

[all] Duggee!

[Squirrels giggling]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Mixtape Badge.

[narrator] Hello, Squir-- Oh?

Where are you?

[Betty] We're up in the attic!

Looking through all these boxes.

[narrator]
Found anything interesting?

No!

Just... Stuff!

Like this funny egg!

And this old cup!

-[angels singing]
-[crashing]

And I found this!

What is it, Duggee?

Ah, woof woof.

[narrator]
That's a cassette tape, Roly.

It's plays music!

Hmm.

It's not working!

[narrator laughing] Oh, no.

No, you need a cassette player
to hear it.

Woof!

[music plays]

Woof!

[narrator] Oh, it's one
of your old mixtapes, Duggee.

What's a mixtape?

[narrator] It's a collection
of all your favorite songs.

[weird music plays]

[narrator] In fact, these are ss
Duggee recorded himself!

Just a few of his best.

Er, these are his best songs?

[narrator] Well, Duggee was goih
his experimental stage.

Trying to find his sound.

Your mixtape
doesn't sound very happy.

[narrator]
Well, no. Duggee made it

to remember the times
he was a serious musician.

Maybe we can make
a new mix tape!

A happy one!

With good music on it!

Woof?

[narrator] What a great idea!

And Duggee can help you,
because he's got...

His Mixtape Badge!

[Squirrels] Yay!

-[narrator] All you need...
-Ah, woof.

[narrator] Is a cassette tape...

-Ah, woof.
-[narrator] A stereo.

-Ah, woof !
-[narrator] And music!

Recorded by Duggee himself.

[Squirrels] Wow.

[narrator] First, choose the muc
you want.

Play the music.

[music plays]

[narrator]
Then record onto your tape,

Once the song has finished,

choose other songs.

That remind you of something.

[laughing]

[narrator]
Because the best mixtapes

are made for someone special.

-And don't forget to decorate .
-[Norrie giggling]

[Squirrels] Hey, Duggee!

We made a new mixtape!

[Roly] Just for you!

-[music plays]
-I chose this song for your mix,

because it reminded me

of when we got our...

Sprinkler Badge!

There was water everywhere!

Everywhere!

Everywhere!

It was so much fun!

-[new song plays]
-Oh, I chose this one

because it reminded me
of when we got our...

Digging Badge!

We did so much digging!

Huh?

[Tag]
It took us ages to get home@

[Squirrels laughing]

[narrator]
Yes, that was a very long day.

Whew.

-[new song plays]
-[gasps] This song reminded me

of when we got our...

[horn blasts]

[Duggee shouting]

[Norrie] Go-Karting Badge!

-[Squirrels giggling]
-[squashing noise]

Huh? Oh no!

Woof!

-[crashing]
-[Squirrels laughing]

We were so fast!

Woof...

-[new song plays]
-[Betty] Oh! This is my one!

Do you remember
when we got our Gravity Badge?

[Squirrels] Wow.

I felt so relaxed.

Meow!

Ooh!

[Squirrels] Whoa!

[giggling]

[Roly] Now my song!

What did
this remind you of, Roly?

The...

[yelling] Chimney Sweep Badge!

[Squirrels] Oh, yeah!

Huh?

It was so much fun!

Woof!

[Squirrels giggling]

[Squirrels laughing]

Do you like your new mixtape,
Duggee?

Ah, woof!

[narrator]
So many happy memories.

Oh! [panting]

[narrator] Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Mixtape Badge!

-[Squirrels] Yay!
-[horn honks]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

-Just time for one more--
-[music begins to play]

Huh?

[narrator] Ooh, bonus track!

It's the last song!

This one reminded us

of all the Duggee Hugs
we've had.

Aw.

[Squirrels] Duggee hug.

[Squirrels giggling]

We got our Mixtape Badges!

Aw.

[narrator] Bye-bye, everybody!

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

Woof!

[giggles]

[narrator]
Tag?

Isn't it time for...

[gasps]
Duggee!

[laughs]

[all]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[all]
Duggee!

[Squirrels laughing]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator] Duggee and
the Taste Badge.

Hello, Squirrels!

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today!

[giggling]

[blender whirring]

[Squirrels]
Hey, Duggee!

What you doing?

A woof-woof.

[narrator]
Duggee's making a smoothie.

[Squirrels gasp]
Can we try it, Duggee?

Woof!

[slurping]

-Mmm.
-Mmm.

Um...

-Yuck!
-Yuck!

What's in it?

[narrator]
A bit of this, a touch of that,

-but mostly...
-A-woof.

[narrator]
Anchovies!

The little fish?

Eugh!
They're horrible!

When I learn to write,
I'm going to write down

never, ever to eat them
ever again!

Wrong! They're delicious!

[narrator] Now, no one is wrong.
It's just a matter of taste.

What's taste?

[narrator]
Good question, Tag!

-Luckily, Duggee...
-[bell dings]

has his Taste Badge!

He can explain!

[Squirrels] Ooh.

A woof, woof.

[narrator] Our tongues have tin,
little bumps on them.

[Squirrels]
Blah?

[narrator]
These are called taste buds.

These buds can pick up
five different kinds of tastes.

-A-woof.
-[narrator] There's sweet,

which is in foods such as ice ,
orange juice,

chocolate, and jam.

Ah, my sweet.

I cannot get
enough of you.

-[narrator] Next up--
-A woof!

[narrator]
Sour!

That you'll find
in vinegar, yogurt,

rhubarb, and lemon.

Oh! So tart!

-[narrator] The next type of ta.
-A woof.

[narrator]
Salty!

Found in anchovies,
bacon, nuts,

and, of course, salt!

[screaming]

[narrator] But too much salt
can be bad for you.

Next is bitter,

which include
grapefruit, broccoli

-coffee, and--
-Cabbage!!

[crunching]

[narrator]
And finally, Umami,

the savory taste of food,
like mushrooms, steak,

-soy sauce, and...
-Cheese!

[mice giggle]

[narrator] Then, if you mix
different foods

with different tastes,
you get lots of different flav.

[Squirrels]
Can we try, Duggee?

A woof!

[Squirrels]
Finished!

That was fun!

A-woof...

[narrator]
Now, time to taste them.

Happy's first.

Take a small amount...

And drink it!

[narrator]
Not yet!

First, we smell it.

Take a tiny sip...

[slurping]

...swish it around
your mouth...

[swishing]

Appreciate the flavors.

Now, how does it taste?

[gulping]

It doesn't taste of anything!

It's like...

a puddle is whispering to me.

-[gurgling] I like wet feet.
-Eugh.

[Tag slurping]

[narrator] What an interesting
description, Betty.

What's in it?

A little grape,
a little blueberry,

and lots of water!

[gasps] Yummy!
[slurping]

[narrator]
Now, who's next?

Me!

[slurping]

It's zingy!

Like...

[jelly beans cheering]

-Really happy jumping beans!
-[bean] Whoo-hoo!

-[Tag slurping]
-I like it!

Too zingy for me.

What's in it?

Carrots! Ginger!
And Chocolate.

Yummy!

Try mine!

[slurping]

Hmm, I think it's
sweet and fluffy,

like a cloud!

But with pingy, zoomy bits!

That's because
I put bacon in it!

That's a salty taste!

And banana.

Sweet!

-[Tag slurping]
-I don't like bacon,

but I like this!

Me, too!

A woof woof, woof!

[narrator] Yes, sometimes
when you mix tastes you don't ,

you get a flavor you do.

Then you'll love mine!

[slurping]

[Norrie, Happy, and Roly]
Eugh!

You don't like it?

Well, Tag will like it.

He likes everything!

[Tag]
No!

It was bitter, sour,

[smacks lips]
and salty!

Like being...

Drop and give me twenty!

Shouted at by an angry fish!

What's in it?

It's only seaweed, broccoli,

bitter melon, and mustard.

[narrator]
Oh, how experimental, Betty.

Oh, mine next!

[slurping]

I like it!

It's like a sweet rain

on a hot, cheesy day.

I liked it, too.

-What's in it?
-[Tag slurping]

-It's honey--
-[stomach grumbles]

-Biscuits--
-[stomach grumbles]

-Oh, and cream cheese!
-[farts]

Don't you like it, Tag?

-I do...
-[stomach grumbles]

but I think I've had
a bit too much to drink.

[narrator] Well, maybe we've tad
enough for one day.

A woof!

[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Taste Badge!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[horn honks]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

-[Squirrels] Duggee hug!
-[farting]

Aww!

[Tag]
Duggee hug.

[Squirrels giggling]

[Squirrels] We got our
Taste Badges!

Aww!

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee.

Cabbage!

[Squirrels]
Hey, Duggee!
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