04x33, 34, 35, 36 - The Wish Badge/The List Badge/The Music Video Badge/The Exercise Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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04x33, 34, 35, 36 - The Wish Badge/The List Badge/The Music Video Badge/The Exercise Badge

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[ Fly buzzes ]
-Tag,

isn't it time for...

-[ Gasps ] Duggee!

[ Giggles ]

♪ ♪

[ All ] Duggee!

-Duggee!

-Woof!

[ All ] Duggee!

[ Giggling ]

-"Duggee & The Wish Badge."

Hello, Squirrels.

I see you are helping Duggee
clean his old things.

-Yeah!
Like this old hat!

-And this, er...

-That's a bureau, Tag.

It's a very old desk
for working on.

-Yeah! This!

-And what's that?
-Ah, woof, woof.

-That's a very old lamp.

And very interesting.
-Why?

-Because in very old stories,
it was believed...

that if you found a lamp
like this...

-[ Squeak ]

-...and rubbed it...
-Ooh!

[ Rumbling ]

-...a magical genie
would appear

and grant you...

-Three wishes!

-A crown!

-Your wish is my command.

-A palace!

Ooh!

-That sounds amazing!
-It is.

But Duggee has his...

Wish Badge!

And knows you have to be
very careful what you wish for.

-Now, your third and final wish?

-Cheese!
-Really?

Well you asked for it,
little mouse.

-Oh.

-Can we rub the lamp?

-Well, it's just an old story.

-Ah, woof.

-But I suppose it does
need a clean.

[ All ] Yay!

[ Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! ]
[ Lamp squeaks ]

-[ Coughs ] Hello!

[ All ] Wow!

-Are you a genie?

-Well, I'm Professor Jeanie.

-[ Gasps ] Are you going
to give us three wishes?!

-Mm, not really...

-But you came out of the lamp...

-Yes!
That's where my laboratory is.

It's where I do
all my experiments...

[ Machines beeping ]
...because I'm a scientist!

-So, you can't make wishes
come true?

[ Pop! ]
I could give it a go

using science!

[ All ] Yay!

-Only three, though.
I am very busy.

[ All ] Hm...
-What should we wish for?

-A,woof...
-Yes, try thinking

of something
you'd really like.

-I like flowers.

-Huh?
-I can do that!

[ Swoop! ]

For this experiment,

we'll need a coffee filter,

some colourful marker pens,
a plate,

and some water.

-Ah, woof
[ All ] Ooh!

-First, we take
a coffee filter

and put it flat on the plate.

Then, we take a marker,
and draw a circle somewhere

around the middle.

You can add extra circles
if you want,

but make sure
they're not too close together.

Now, we add a few drops of water
to the middle of the filter...

...and watch what happens.

-The colours are moving!

-And changing!

-That's called chromatography.

The water moves through the ink

and separates it
into different colours.

Then, you can tape them
to a stick or straw...

-Wow, pretty flowers!

-Woof!

-What's your second wish
going to be?

-Let's think of something big!
-Like a volcano!

-One volcano, coming up!

[ Swoop! ]
For this experiment, we need...

[ All ] Clay!
Yes!

And a small water bottle,

water, washing up liquid,
baking powder,

vinegar, and red food dye.

First, build a mountain
around the water bottle.

Next, fill the bottle
halfway up with water.

Then, add a few drops
of washing up liquid,

two tablespoons
of baking powder,

and a few drops
of red food dye.

Then, we mix it all together!

Now, to turn our mountain
into a volcano

with some vinegar.
[ Glug! Glug! Glug! ]

When the vinegar
and baking powder mix,

they bubble up
and expand until...

[ Rumbling ]

[ Squirt! ]

-[ Gasps ] It erupts!

-Like a volcano!

-I calculate that leaves you
with one more wish.

-And remember, Squirrels.

-Ah, woof!

-Be careful what you wish for.

-This is it.

-Our last wish has to be
really special.

-Something we love.
-Like...

[ All ] Ice cream!

-Er, yeah.

That works for me.

-For this, we'll need...

a small food bag,
a big food bag, milk,

cream, sugar,
vanilla, ice cubes,

salt, and toppings!

First, put the milk, cream,
sugar, and vanilla

into the small bag.

Squeeze out the air

and seal.
[ Zip! ]

Next, put the ice cubes
and the salt inside the big bag

and stir them together.

[ Giggling ]

Then, put the small bag
inside the big bag,

seal the whole thing up...
[ Zip! ]

...and shake!

Salt mixed with ice cubes
makes the inside

of the big bag extra cold.

This cools the mixture in the
small bag, turning it into...

[ Splat! ]
[ All ] Ice cream!

[ Ding! ]
Mmm!

-Delicious.

-Well, time to get back
to my experiments.

[ Swoop! ]

Oh, I just wish
I had more space to work in!

-[ Gasps ]
Jeanie made a wish!

-She needs more space.

-What about Duggee's old bureau?

[ Woosh! ]

[ Machines beeping ]
-So spacious!

Now, I can get on
with my plan

to take over the world!

[ Laughing evilly ]
-Well, er, I think

the Squirrels
definitely earned their...

-Woof. [ Panting ]
-[ Laughing continues ]

-...Wish Badge.

[ All ] Yay!
[ Horns beep ]

[ Bicycle bell rings ]
Ah, and here are your parents!

Just time for one more thing.

[ All ] Duggee hug!

-Aw.
-Duggee hug.

[ Giggling ]

[ All ]
We got our Wish Badges!

Aw.

-Bye-bye, everybody.

[ Bell rings ]
-[ Laughing evilly, sneezes ]

[ Muffled ]
Oh, back to the drawing board.

-Tag, isn't it time for...

-[ Gasps ] Duggee!

[ Giggles ]

♪ ♪

[ All ] Duggee!

-Duggee!

-Woof!

[ All ] Duggee!

[ Giggling ]

-"Duggee & The List Badge."

[ All ] Hey, Duggee!

-What are we doing today?

-Well, Duggee has written a list

of all the things
we're going to do...

-A woof, woof.

-But now, you can't find it!

-Uh, woof.

-What's a list?

-A list is all the things
you need to do,

written down
onto a bit of paper.

-Like, what?
-Um, like...

"Things you need to do
around the house."

-We'll start with...

"Topping up the moat."

Done. Next.

"Oil the portcullis."

Done.

And...

"Re-point the battlements."

-Done in.
[ Swoop! ]

-A woof, woof.
-Yes, Duggee.

Some lists are of things
you want to do in the future.

-"I want to fly..."
[ Eagle squawks ]

"...with eagles!"

"Run a desert marathon."

Whoo-hoo!
This is easy!

"Win gold...

at the harpsichord world
championship."

Just have to learn
how to play first.

Yeah, I'll start tomorrow.

-And some lists
can be simple instructions.

-Step one, "Open box."

Step two,
"Build quantum computer."

Huh?
-And shopping lists

can help you
remember what you need.

-What are we getting again?

-"4 Large carrots, 10 baby
carrots, 2 redland carrots,

a bag of knobbly carrots,

a Wanganui Giant carrot,
a dozen purple carrots,

whatever Chantenay carrots
they have, and carrot soup."

-And a register is a list
of who's there.

-"Ballock the Barbarian"?

-Here.

-"Sir Norbert,
the Noble Annihilator"?

-Present!

-"Wanda the Wayward Warrior"?

Wanda?
Anyone seen Wanda?

-In attendance!

-Lists sound like fun.
-A woof.

-But you lost yours, Duggee.

-A woof.

-Then, we'll make a new one!

-And Duggee can help you,

because he has...

his List Badge!

[ All ] Yay!

[ Folk music plays ]
-Woof!

-To make a list,

you need a pencil...
-Here's one!

-...and some paper.

-Here's some!

-Ah, good, now we need
to remember

what Duggee had on his list.
-Hm...

-Was "Looking under the rock
in your garden" on it?

-Uh, woof.

-It could have been,
I suppose...

-"Rock, garden."

-How about a treasure hunt?

-Um, maybe?

-"Treasure hunt."

-"Potato printing!"
-Uh...

-"Story time"?
-"Splashing"?

-Woof?
-"Drawing"?

-Uh...
-"Jumping."

-"Bumping."
-"Skipping."

-"Dipping."
-Maybe...

just write down everything

you want to do today,
Squirrels.

[ All ] Yay!

[ Folk music plays ]

-The first thing
on the list is...

-"See what's under the rock!"

-What we have next on the agenda
is the AOB

concerning the damp spot
in crevice 12.

-Yes, there's been
a slight amendment in...

-Oh, It's woodlice
having a meeting.

[ All ] What's next?
-"Treasure hunt!"

-Found it!

[ All ] What's next?

-"Potato prints!"
[ Giggling ]

-Next is...
-"Splashing!"

[ All ] Yay! Next?

-"Find out what's
in Duggee's top cupboard."

Ooh...

Biscuits!

-"Make an echo!"

Echo, echo, echo.

-"Find the perfect plum."

-Nope.

Nope. Nope.

-"Try jelly on a cr*cker."

-Mmm.

-"Wear only the colour orange."

-"Build a den!"

-No, Duggee!

The slide needs
to come off

the master playroom!

-"Dress up!"

[ Giggling ]

-"Story time."

-Ah, woof, woof.

[ All ] Whoa!

-Didn't see that coming.

-"Try a lemon."

Zowie!

-"Ring the doorbell."

[ Doorbell rings ]

Ha!

[ All ] "Run around!"

Yay! [ Giggling ]

-[ Panting ]

-"Have a nap."

[ All ] Done that! Now, what?

-[ Sighs ]

[ Boing! ]
-"Bounce!"

-"Be a cat!"

-"Blow bubbles!"

-"Parrot a parrot."

-Why?
-Why?

-"Dance with wolves."

-"Go whale spotting!"

-See you!
-[ Giggles ] You found me.

-We've done everything!

[ Swoop! ]
-Except the last one.

-"Find Duggee's list."

-But what does it say
on the back?

-That's not my handwriting.

-Yeah, the penmanship
is pretty sloppy.

-Oh, that could be...

[ All ] Duggee!

-We found your list!
-Huh?

-We wrote ours
on the back of yours.

-What does it say?

-"A woof, woof, woof."

-"Play with the Squirrels."

-That's us.

-Ah, "Woof, woof, woof."

-And "Put the washing on."
[ All gasp ]

-You've done your list, Duggee!

-And you've done
yours, Squirrels!

-Oh! [ Panting ]

-Well done, you've earned
your List Badge!

[ All ] Yay!
[ Horns beep ]

-Ah, and here are your parents.
[ Bicycle bell rings ]

Just time for one more thing.

[ All ] Duggee hug!

-Aw.
-Duggee hug.

[ Giggling ]

[ All ] We got our List Badges!

Aw.

[ Horns beep, bell rings ]
-Bye-bye, everybody.

Oh, that was fun wasn't it,
Duggee?

-That was fun wasn't it, Duggee.

-Roly.

Isn't time for...

-[ Gasps ] Duggee!

[ Laughs ]

♪ ♪

-Duggee!

♪ ♪

-Duggee?

-Woof!

-Duggee!

♪ ♪

[ All laugh ]

-Hey, Duggee!

-"Duggee and The Music
Video Badge."

[ Indie rock music plays ]

-♪ Grow, grow, grow! ♪

-Wow, Squirrels, what was that?

-Our song!

-We made it up.

-With dance moves!

-Was it good, Duggee?

-A-wooof!

-Oh, you're so lucky you saw us.

-I wish we could see us play.

-Well, Squirrels,
if you make a music video,

you can see yourselves...

-Err, what's a music video?

-It's a film for your song...

that everybody can watch.

[ Rock music plays ]

It can be a recording
of a live performance.

-♪ Woof-woof, woooooof! ♪

-Whoa!
So much energy!

-Or it can tell a story...

[ Slow music plays ]

-♪ Woooof woof,
woof-woof-wooof ♪

♪ Woof-woof-woof ♪
[ Car wheels squeal ]

♪ Wooof, woof-woof-woof,
woo-oof! ♪

-So powerful.

-Or it can be...

artistic.
[ Electronic music plays ]

♪ Woof-woof-woof-woof,
woof-woof ♪

♪ Woof-woof-woof-woof,
woof-woof ♪

-[ Gasps ] Pretty!

-Can you help us
make a music video?!

-Of course,
because Duggee has...

his Music Video Badge!

-Yay!

♪ ♪

-Now, let's think about what we
want in our music video.

-I want to have dancing in it!

-I want it to have laser lights!

-I want to see great costumes!

-I want it to have a narrative
that reflects

the complexities of modern life.

-And teddies!

-In the paddling pool.

-Wearing face paint.

-Eating donuts!

-Watermelons!
A-woof-woof!

-And roller skating.

-Backflips!

-Triangles!

-Wind machine!

-Balloons.
-Dinosaurs.

-Glitter.
-Gloves!

-Clouds.

-And dolphins!

-Woof!
-So many fantastic ideas!

-A-woof!
-Now we just have to make it!

-Yay!
-Haha!

-Hmm...

A-woof-woof, woof.

-Yes, we're going to need
lots of equipment.

Cameras, lighting,
microphones...

-And costumes!
-A-woof!

-Yes, we'll need fabric
and glitter for those...

[ Purring ]

[ Pop music plays ]

♪ Meooow,
meow-meow-meow ♪

♪ Meow-meow,
meow-meow-meow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

-♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

-♪ Meooow,
meow-meow-meow ♪

♪ Meow-meooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meow ♪

-♪ Meooow ♪
-♪ Meow-meow-meow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow
meow-meow-meow ♪

-Why are we dancing,
Duggee?

-A-woof-woof!

-Well, it's important
to practice,

so everyone knows
what they're doing

when we make
our music video.

-Ow!
Wrong way, Tag!

-♪ Meooow,
meow-meow-meow ♪

♪ Meow-meooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

-♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meow ♪

♪ Meooow ♪

-♪ Meow-meow, me-me-meooow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow-meow,
meow-meow ♪

-♪ Meoooooooow ♪

-♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meow-meooooow ♪

-Duggee, where are we going
to film our video?

-A-woof-woof,
woooof.

-Somewhere that will set
the musical mood.

-This bush looks musical.

-La!

-[ All laugh ]
-It can be anywhere,

as long as it creates
an atmosphere.

-Ooh!
That tree will be perfect.

-♪ Meooow,
meow-meow-meow ♪

♪ Meow-meooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

-♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

[ Indistinct ]

-♪ Meooow,
meow-meow-meoooow ♪

-Meow!

-♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

-♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meow-meooow ♪

-A-woof-woof, woof-woof!

-Yes, when you're filming,

try something new
and unexpected.

-Like this?!

-Roly!

A-woof!

-♪ Meooow,
meow-meow-meow ♪

♪ Meow-meooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meooow ♪

-♪ Meooow ♪

[ Rapping ] ♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meow ♪

-♪ Meow-meow-meow ♪

-♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meoow ♪

-[ Singing ]
♪ Meooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meooow,
meooow-meooooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meooow,
meoooow ♪

-♪ Meow-meow-meow... ♪

-♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meoooooow ♪

♪ Meow-meow-meow,
meow-meow-meow ♪

♪ Meooooooow ♪

Meow.

-I can't wait to see it!

-I can't either!

Have you finished
your music video Squirrels?

-Yes!

-Do you want to watch it?

-Ooh, yes, please.

[ Indie rock music plays ]

-♪ Acorn, acorn, acorn ♪

♪ Grow! ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Acorn! ♪

♪ ♪

-♪ Acorn, acorn, acorn ♪

♪ Grow! ♪

-Wow!

What a brilliant music video!

-Woof!

[ Panting ]

-Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your...

Music Video Badge!

-Yay!

[ Car horn honks ]

-Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

-Duggee hug!

-Aww.

-Duggee hug.

[ All giggle ]

We got our...

Music Video Badges!

Aww!

-Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

-♪ Meooow,
meow-meow-meow ♪

-Water...
-Happy?

Isn't it time for...

-[ Gasps ] Duggee!

[ Giggles ]

♪ ♪

-Duggee!

♪ ♪

-Duggee?

-Woof!

-Duggee!

♪ ♪

[ All giggle ]

Hey, Duggee!

-"Duggee
and the Exercise Badge!"

♪ ♪

-[ Sighs ]
Whose turn is it now?

-I dunno...

-Why, whatever's the matter,
Squirrels?

-We don't have any...

-...energy.

-A-woof-woof!

A-woof-woof, woof-woof,
woof-woof-woof-woof, woof.

-You're right, Duggee!

Moving will give you
more energy.

-But I don't feel like moving.

-A-woof.
-You'll feel better when you do!

Duggee should know,
he has...

-[ Panting ]

-...his Exercise Badge!

-A-woof!
-Yes!

Let's warm up those muscles
with a little run first.

-First?

-Come on Squirrels.
Let's go!

-Ugh...

-A-woof!

A-woof-woof!
-Yes!

Get those arms
pumping, Squirrels!

Higher!

Faster!

Let's see a bit of effort!

-Urgh...

-This is the life, Duggee!

Healthy body, healthy mind!

-Hello, Squirrels.

-Oh.
Hello, King Tiger...

-What are you doing?

-Why...

I'm working out
on my sports throne!

I can do all sorts
of exercises on it.

The slipper clap.

Lovely!
Why don't you try.

-Slipper!

Clap!

-The royal wave!

-Royal! Wave!

-Then I nod with satisfaction

at the world and my place in it!

-Nod in satisfaction!

-Phew.
Quite the workout, eh!

Time for a gentle jog
back to the palace.

[ Panting ]

-That was fun!
-Yes, now back to our exercises!

-You know what?

-I am getting the hang
of this exercise business.

-Climb, climb, climb!

-Oh!

-Why is that ant

shouting at those other ants?

-What?!

This is how we keep fit!

Come on!
Carry on climbing!

-Oh! We like keeping fit, too,
don't we, Duggee?

-A-woof.

-Then join in.
Move it, move it, move it!

-Yay!

-Keep that banana moving!

This is not a picnic...yet.

Push those pretzels!

-I love snack-sized workouts!

-Faster! Quicker!

-Lift that pea!

-Stronger! Better!

-Raise the chocolate bar!

-Harder!

-Further!

-Deeper!

-Faster!

-Why do we do it to ourselves?

-Because -- it's -- fun!

-What does anything matter?

-Who -- even -- knows?

-I wanted to be a dentist!

-That's the way it goes!

-Good maneuvers soldiers!

Now it's picnic time.

-Mmm!

-No thank you.

-We're in
the middle of exercising.

-Aww.
-Suit yourselves!

Now!
On my order...

Eat!

[ Munching ]

-What's next, Duggee?

[ Bugle plays ]

-[ All gasp ]
Ethel!

-...and her Jungle Playground!

-Yay!
[ Up-tempo drum music plays ]

Whee!

-The see-saw
really works the legs!

A-wooof.

-The climbing frame --
good for the arms!

-[ Strained ] Woooof.

[ Thuds ]

-The slide --

fantastic for the lungs!

-Wheeee!

-Wooof!

-I love the jungle
playground!

-Well, playing is
an exercise too!

-[ Shakily ] Woof.

[ Calypso music plays ]

- What's that?
-Ah!

That will be Chew Chew,
starting her exercises.

-Let's go!
-Come on, Duggee!

-[ Strained ] Woof, woof.

-You've got stiff limbs?

You want flexibility
and endurance?

Well, right here is where
you start paying...

in rhythm!

-Are we late?
-No, you are fortunate.

Tardiness does not
impress the panda.

-Now that you've bothered
to show up,

Copy me!

Let's shake it!

One-two-three-four!

-One-two-three-four!

-Don't just lie there, Duggee!
Shake that furry tail!

Whoo!
Oh, yeah!

-Whoopie!

-[ Strained ]
Woof. Woof.

-Give it all you've got!
Full on!

-Whoo!

-Oi-oi-oi! Vamos!

Remember, Duggee --

Them hips don't lie!

-Yeah!
-Let's go!

-I love dancing!
Best exercise ever!

-Perfect, for working off
a picnic!

-[ Shakily ] Shake it!

-I am royally shattered!

-You really showed up!
You gorgeous lot!

-Yeah!

-Duggee was right.

-Exercise does
make you feel better!

-It wakes you up!

-It keeps you fit!

-It clears your mind!

-It makes your spirit soar!

-And it's fun!

-Whoo! Yeah!

-Aww, well done,
sweetlings!

They better have earned
their Exercise Badges, Duggee!

-[ Tiredly ] Woof-woof.

-Don't worry, Duggee!
We'll get them!

-Well done, Squirrels!

You've earnt
your Exercise Badge!

-Yay!
[ Car horn honks ]

-Ah, and here are your parents!

Just time for one more thing.

-Duggee hug!

-Aww.

-Duggee hug.

-We got our...

Exercise badges!

Aww!

-Bye-bye, everybody!

- Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

-Yeah!
Let's do it again!

A-woof.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

-Hey, Duggee!
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