02x25, 26, 27, 28 - The Going Slow Badge/The Obstacle Course Badge/The Spooky Badge/The Space Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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02x25, 26, 27, 28 - The Going Slow Badge/The Obstacle Course Badge/The Spooky Badge/The Space Badge

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NARRATOR: Tag,
isn't it time for...

[GASPS]
Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the Going Slow badge.

[LAUGHING]

NARRATOR: Hello, Squirrels!

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee,
what you doing?

What you doing?

A-woof.

NARRATOR:
Duggee's taking it easy.

-Wow! Taking it easy?
-That sounds brilliant, Duggee!

-How do you do...
-That?

A-woof.

NARRATOR: Essentially,
you just have to go slow.

ALL: Go slow?

How do you do that?
[PANTING]

NARRATOR: Look,
Duggee's showing you.

A... Woof.

NARRATOR: By showing you his

[SPEAKING SLOWLY]
Going Slow badge.

SQUIRRELS: Oh.

But...

Isn't going slow a bit...

[SPEAKING SLOWLY] Slow?

NARRATOR: Well, yes,
but going slow

gives you the opportunity...

A-woof.

[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]

...to see more...

[BIRDS TWEET WITH MUSIC]

...hear more...

And feel more.

[BIRD TWEETS WITH MUSIC]

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]

Going...

Slow...

Is...

NARRATOR: Magical.

Woof.

Ah.

Look, that cloud's a train.

And look,

there's a lion,

and a whale with a funny face.

Gloria!

-[MUSIC STOPS]
-Huh?

Wait for me, Gloria.

Gloria! [PANTING]

I thought this was
supposed to be fun, Gloria.

[PANTING]

They're going too fast.

Whoo-hoo!

Meow!

They should take it easy.

Rush, rush, rush.

[SPEAKING SLOWLY]
They should try going slow.

-Yes, like...
-Tortoise!

Oh, hello.

Wow, you must be the best
at going slow, Tortoise.

Slow? I can't be slow.

I have to get
to the hospital.

My wife is having babies.

Babies?

[GASPS] We've got to
get you there...

SQUIRRELS: Fast!

[PANTING] You need to run!

What do you mean?
I am running!

Oh.

NARRATOR: Um,
any ideas, Duggee?

A-woof!

[PING]

Woof, woof!

[SIREN BLARES]

[TOOTING]

[PANTING]
My wife, my babies!

I need to see my babies!

Now, then, no need to
get into a whizz.

I'm not letting you in
until you calm down.

But I can't!
[CONTINUES PANTING]

Yes, you can,
Mr Tortoise.

[SPEAKING SLOWLY]
You just have to go slow.

A-woof.

Then you'll be able to...

-See more.
-Hear more.

Feel more.

[SIGHS]

OK, I'm ready.

Much better. This way.

Did you mean to put that
on your head?

Hmph.

See more.

[EGGS CRACKING]

Hear more.

Mummy. Daddy.

Feel more.

BOTH: Aww.

ALL: Aww.

ALL: Aww.

Thank you
for your help, Squirrels.

[EXCLAIMING]

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof! [PANTING]

NARRATOR:
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your
Going Slow badge.

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM]

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR:
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

[NARRATOR EXCLAIMS
AFFECTIONATELY]

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got our
Going Slow badges.

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

ALL: Yay, Duggee!

[LAUGHING]

NARRATOR: Betty?
Isn't it time for...

[GASPS]
Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the Obstacle Course Badge.

NARRATOR: [GASPS] I say!
What an athletic bunch you are.

-Ha!
-[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

ALL: Huh?

Look!

[ANIMAL NOISES]

BETTY: Where is everyone going?

A-woof! Woof.

NARRATOR: Of course, Duggee.

Today's the day of the annual
animal obstacle course race.

What's that?

It's a race where each team

tries to get round
a course by going

over, under,
or through different obstacles

as quickly as they can.

And the team
that finishes first wins...

[GASPS]
A prize?

NARRATOR: Well, sort of.

SQUIRRELS:
Can we race too, Duggee?

Aa-woof!

NARRATOR: Yes, because Duggee
has his Obstacle Course Badge.

So, you can enter as...

The Red Team!

[BELL DINGS]

-Wonderful weather today, Chuck.
-That's right, Pam.

Perfect conditions
for this,

the 115th annual animal
obstacle course race!

We've got some great teams
out there today.

Let's say a big hello
to the Blue Team!

Hello.

CHUCK: And looking confident to,
the Green Team.

PAM: Always good to see
the Yellow Team.

[LAUGHING]

And, of course,
plucky newcomers, the Red Team!

Will they have what it takes

to complete
the six terrifying obstacles?

PAM: Every one designed to test
the very limits of endurance.

CHUCK: I'm frightened for them!

[CONTESTANTS GULP]

King Tiger,
when you're ready.

I now declare
this obstacle course open!

[WHISTLING]

CHUCK: And they're off!

SQUIRRELS: Run, Roly! Run!

[LAUGHS]

[PANTING]

[GRUNTING]

Mind your head!

Not fair!

[CHUCKLES]

CHUCK: Interesting technique
from the Red Team.

PAM: Let's see how they handle
the second obstacle,

the Watery Ditch Of Dread!

Ooh! I don't like
the look of that.

Yay!

[WATER SPLASHING]

Novel approach, here, Chuck.

ALL: Ooh!

[WATER SPLASHING]

Big crab, little crab,
big crab, little crab.

It's like Ibiza
all over again!

Happy! Come on!

I thought they were
never going to get out of there.

But they did, Pam.

Which means it's time
for The Pendulums Of Peril!

[GIGGLING]

Whee!

[CLANGING]

How will the Red Team approach
this obstacle, I wonder?

♪ La-la-la-la-la

♪ Bum-ba-bum-ba-bum ♪

PAM: She made that look easy!

CHUCK: Easy-peasy,
lemon-squeezy!

PAM: But I tell you
what won't be easy, Chuck.

CHUCK: The Moving Maze!

Hmm.

What is she doing?

Hmm...

OK...

Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh!

Got it!

CHUCK: Oh, brilliantly played,
the Red Team!

Oh! The penultimate
obstacle now.

Not the Tunnels Of Terror!

Charge!

-[CLANGING]
-HAPPY: Ooh!

-[BIRD CAWS]
-It's a bit dark!

Ow!

Get off my prickles!

That's gotta hurt, Pam.

Who's gonna come out first?

Yay!

PAM: They've all
come through, Chuck!

CHUCK: That doesn't
always happen, Pam.

[PANTING] Woo... Woof!

And now, the final obstacle,
the Quite Muddy Track!

CHUCK: Not as easy
as it looks, Pam.

That mud's sticky.

It's sticky, sticky,
sticky, sticky mud.

PAM: Contestants are having
a terrible time of it, Chuck.

Well, not all of 'em, Pam.

Huh?

Meow.

CHUCK: I don't believe it!

Yellow Team wins!

Meow!

Splendid! May I present
the winners with the cup!

[FANFARE]

[ALL CHEERING]

Is that the prize?

A cup?

Uh, woof.

But we've already got cups.

[LAUGHING]

ALL: Yay!

Oh, jolly good.

Then blueberry juice
for everyone!

[SLURPING]

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof! [PANTING]

Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Oh!

Oh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh!

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels!

You've earned
your Obstacle Course Badge!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM]

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah, and here
are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

[NARRATOR EXCLAIMS
AFFECTIONATELY]

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got our
Obstacle Course Badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

-Meow!
-Slam dunkin'!

[LAUGHING]

NARRATOR:
Norrie! Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[GIGGLES]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

ALL: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[CHUCKLING]

Hey Duggee!

-Woof, woof!
-NARRATOR: Hello, everyone.

What are you doing?

We're playing dressing up.

Let's show Duggee.

ALL: Yay!

-ALL: Hey, Duggee!
-Oh, what are you doing?

-A-woof!
-You've fixed the washing machi?

Not just fixed it, Squirrels,
Duggee's made it better.

Now, it has extra spin...

[MACHINE RATTLES AND HUMS]

SHOUTING: Maybe too much spin!

Woof!

Well, that's
the cycle finished.

Time to hang them up.

ALL: Ooh!

I say, it's done a lovely job
of your whites, Duggee.

Woof!

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

-Hmm.
- Oh, dear.

-Missing a sock, Duggee?
-Woof.

[SPOOKILY] Booo!

Booo!

[CHICKENS SQUAWK]

[SQUAWKING AND CLUCKING]

Ooh. Something spooked
the chickens.

Yeah!

Booo!

Maybe it was
that spooky sound.

Or these spooky footprints.

Well, Duggee does have his...

Spooky Badge!

He could help you find out.

ALL: [GULP] OK.

Good idea about following
these spooky footprints, Duggee.

ALL: Yeah...?

Look! A ghost!

[ALL GASP]

Booo!

Floating over the water!

Let's investigate.

ALL: OK...

Oh, Nigel, what on Earth has
given us such sore heads?

Hello, Mr and Mr Crab.

Did you see where
the ghost went?

I can't see anything with
this stomping headache!

-Booo!
-[ALL GASP]

-Booo!
-[CHICKENS SQUAWKING]

Look, it's by that wall!

Booo!

Come on!

-ALL: Huh?
-Where did it go?

Booo!

Booo!

How did it get there?

A-woof! Woof-woof.

Quickly, Squirrels,
you'll have to take the long w.

Hmm. How strange.

Come on, Norrie.

Coming!

Booo!

Hey! You scared me!

That makes me really angry!

Moooo!

-[DISTANT] Booo!
-I can hear it!

It's getting nearer!

-Moooo!
-Huh?

You scared me!

[ALL SCREAM]

Booo!

[ALL SCREAM]

-Booo!
-You scared me!

Huh?

Woof!

-Arrrgh!
-DUGGEE: Woof!

-Booo!
-[SCREAMING]

-[LAUGHS]
-Aaah!

[SPLAT]

ALL: We caught the ghost!

Wait a minute.
Washing instructions?

This isn't a ghost.

It's a...

-Huh?
-[ALL GASP]

-[ALL SQUAWK]
-[CROAK]

ALL: Sheep?!

But how did a sheep
fly in the air?

And walk on water?

And go through a wall?

-I know.
-Do you, Norrie?

Yes.

It all started with
the washing machine.

The sheep must have walked
through the washing powder.

The spooky footprints!

And walked into Duggee's
washing line.

The sheep used Mr and Mr Crab
as stepping stones.

That's why I have
a stomping headache!

But how did it
walk through a wall?

It didn't.
There was a hole in it.

But why does it "booo"

when it should "baaa"?

-Booo...
-[SPLAT]

-[GASPS] It's your missing...
-Sock!

Baaa!

-Might need to wash that again.
-Woof.

-Case solved.
-Indeed!

Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Oh! [PANTING]

Well done, Squirrels.

You've earnt your
Spooky Badge!

-ALL: Yay!
-[BEEP BEEP]

Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

-ALL: Duggee hug!
-Ohh!

Duggee hug.

[LAUGHING]

ALL: We got our...
Spooky Badges!

Awww!

Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

Woo-ha-ha-ha!

NARRATOR:
Tag, isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and The Space Badge.

NARRATOR: Hello, Squirrels.
What are you doing?

[SIGHS] Nothing.

It's too dark
to play outside.

Ow!

And it's too cold.

Not cool, man.

NARRATOR: Oh, fair enough.

I wonder what Duggee's up to.

[EXCLAIM]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!
What you doing?

A-woof, woof.

NARRATOR: Duggee's
looking through a telescope.

[GASPS] Can I look
through it, Duggee?

Woof.

What does it do?

NARRATOR: It's for looking
at things

far, far away,

like stars and comets.

The whole solar system.

SQUIRRELS: Huh?
What's the solar system?

NARRATOR: Duggee can explain,
because he has his...

Woof!

...Space Badge!

SQUIRRELS: Ooh!

[BEEPS]

-NARRATOR: So, you will be the .
-Woof.

...and Duggee will be the sun.

Woof.

-The sun?
-NARRATOR: Yes, Tag. The sun isr

burning brightly at the centre
of our solar system.

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

What am I?

NARRATOR: You're Mercury,
the closest planet to the sun.

Yes! [LAUGHS]

NARRATOR: Happy is Venus,

-the hottest planet of all.
-Ooh! Hot!

Norrie is Earth.

Tag is Mars.

What about me?

NARRATOR:
You're Jupiter, Betty.

Wow! I'm huge!

NARRATOR:
Because Jupiter is huge.

Then there's Saturn,
Uranus, Neptune,

and there's even a dwarf planet
called Pluto.

And they all
spin around the sun.

The whole thing is called
the solar system.

SQUIRRELS: Amazing!

I wish I could go
into space.

SQUIRRELS: Yeah! Can we?

NARRATOR: That would be fun,

but all of these planets
are millions of miles away.

You'd need a rocket ship
to get there.

Woof.

[SQUIRRELS GASP]
Duggee's got an idea!

Five! Four!

Three! Two!

One!

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

Look, there's Mercury!

HAPPY: There's Venus!

TAG: There's Mars!

-BETTY: And Jupiter!
-NORRIE: And Saturn too!

NARRATOR: Yes,
all the planets are out here.

-So much space!
-For playing.

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM]

Where's the space playground,
Duggee?

A-woof.

NARRATOR: There are
no playgrounds in space, Squir.

SQUIRRELS: Huh?

Paddling pools?

Woof.

Bouncy castles?

Woof.

Treehouses?

Woof.

Toilets?

Woof.

Oh!

NARRATOR: But there are
lots of other things, amazing .

Woof.

Like the Milky Way.

TAG: Is it made of milk?

NARRATOR: No, Tag,
it just looks a bit milky.

DUGGEE: A-woof, woof.

Ah, yes, the asteroid belt.

SQUIRRELS: Whee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

NARRATOR:
And cosmic comets.

- Magnificent!
-SQUIRRELS: Wow!

NARRATOR: And here, near the end
of the solar system, is Pluto.

DUGGEE: Woof.

Are we going
back now?

Woof.

But we haven't seen anyone yet.

NARRATOR: Well, nobody's sure
if there is anyone else in spa.

But what about aliens?
Little green aliens.

BETTY: Or big purple ones.

-TAG: Or really weird ones!
-HAPPY: Or little cute ones?

ROLY: Or invisible ones.

NARRATOR: Space goes on and on.
How far? Nobody knows.

So there could be
other creatures out there some.

[GASPS] Look! It's Earth!

NARRATOR: Yes, Betty,
where we live.

-BETTY: It's teeny.
-TAG: It's round!

-ROLY: It's beautiful!
-HAPPY: It's perfect!

A-woof.

NARRATOR: Hmm.
Time to go home, Duggee.

TAG: Look, there's the sea.

-BETTY: An island!
-ROLY: Mountains!

-HAPPY: Birds!
-NORRIE: Ooh, cows! Sheep!

-ROLY: Enid!
-ENID: Meow.

BETTY: The clubhouse!

The toilet!

[SQUIRRELS GIGGLE]

SQUIRRELS: Space is amazing!

ROLY: Yeah!

[TOILET FLUSHES]

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof.

Well done, Squirrels,
you've earned your Space Badge!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM]

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah,
and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

[DUGGEE EXCLAIMS
AFFECTIONATELY]

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS:
We got our Space Badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

That was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[LAUGHS]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!
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