02x05 - To Be a Warrior

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Redwall". Aired: September 8, 1999 – February 25, 2002.*
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Follows a young mouse named Matthias who lives at Redwall Abbey.
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02x05 - To Be a Warrior

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(Cups clinking)

(Crowd cheering)

(Laughing)



Redwall!





(Rumbling)

(Gasping)

What’s happened?

Come on!

(Rumbling)

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

A sound like distant thunder?

Your mind’s starting to play

tricks on you, old one!

Hmm, perhaps.

(Laughing)

We must’ve brought the whole

mountain down!

(Laughing)

How deliciously wonderful!

♪ I k*lled them

♪ I k*lled them all

♪ I’ve k*lled them ♪

(Laughing)

You’re right, there, chief!

k*lled ’em all, you did!

Silence!

MATTIMEOCome on!

(Growling)

Start digging!

Father, can you hear me?

Daddy, it’s Auma!

Where did they come from?

Um, where did who come from,

chief?

Them!

(Groaning)

I thought you had them under

lock and chain!

Well, uh, they must’ve

escaped!

Really, and how might that

have happened?

Blockhead!

You two get the others, then

bring them back here!

Aren’t you afraid they’ll dig

their friends out of the cave

while we’re away?

Nothing on Earth could move

that lot!

It isn’t a cave anymore, it’s a

grave!



How incredible!

After all these seasons of

fruitless searching, Baby Rollo

finds the tomb of our founder,

Abbess Germaine!

Aye, t’were amazement,

indeed, sir!

Not a sight I expected to see!

Yes, yes, it’s all very

exciting, but can we get on with

this?

What does the writing say?

Writin’?

All I see’s is lot ’un funny

scratches!

It’s Loamscript!

What in the name in fur and

feathers is Loamscript?

In ages past, the Abbess

Germaine lived in a place known

as Loamhedge.

The land she was driven from

before she founded Redwall

Abbey!

Very good, Cornflower!

And because Redwall’s first

inhabitants came from Loamhedge,

all our early records were

written in...

Loamscript!

Now I remember.

Can you read it, Abbot?

Alas, no.

However, I seem to remember that

Brother Methuselah did pass this

skill onto one of our number.

But... but who now?

Who was it?

John Churchmouse was his

name.

John!

You shouldn’t be out of bed!


Couldn’t sleep, y’see,

wondering if Matthias and the

others have found my Tess and

Tim.

I feel so helpless!

Not at all, John.

Here’s something that may help

to bring your young ones back.

Loamscript!

So, that’s what you were talking

about!

Can you read it, John?

Oh, dear, it’s been so long!

Might as well be written in

butterfly-ese!

It’ll come back to you.

"Take this graven page and seek

what my words and stone could

mean".

"Somewhere ’twixt our Earth

and sky, birds and gentle

breezes roam".

"What can’t fly yet has a

beak, mixed up letters ever

green".

"Good fortune now and on

your way".

Very pretty, but what does it

mean?

What it means is that we’re

not about to solve a long and

complicated riddle at this hour

of the night.

I second that!

Tomorrow morning we’ll bring

clear minds.

Until then, good night, all.

(Sighing)

Martin, we’ve found the

message, but it’s going to take

time to decipher.

If only there was some way to

let him know that help was on

the way.

Please help him to be strong,

Martin.

He must be strong.

CORNFLOWER, ECHOINGBe

strong...

Be strong...

Be strong...

(Groaning)

Oh!

(Groaning)

Is everybeast all right?

(Groaning)

Uh-huh.

(Coughing)

I think so!

All right?

A fellow can hardly be all right

when he’s buried up to his

middle in rocks and whatnot!

He looks all right.

You’re right, but what kind

of magic lets us see him in

total darkness?

Many caves have a natural

glow in their walls.

Then let’s put it to good use

and start by freeing Basil.

Ah, greatly appreciated,

don’t you know!

Orlando, can you put your

back to this rock and push it

away from him?

The rest of you, grab his paws

and start pulling while I dig

the loose stuff away.

Strange this hillside would

stand for ages then suddenly

decide to slide for no good

reason.

(Grunting)

Oh, easy there, lads!

Yep, seems to me we’ve been

lured in here and trapped!

Agreed, Stump, old lad!

Ouch!

And I’ll bet a salad to a soup

bowl it was old sly boots, the

masked pygmy!

What do you say, Matthias?

I say keep still, Basil!

We’ve almost got you out!

Ready, everyone?

Heave ho, old Sir Hare!

Out you come!

(Groaning)

Hurry, now!


I can’t hold this much longer!

Oh!

(Rumbling)

Dashed close!

Thanks, one and all!

When I get my hands on that fox,

I swear I’ll--

Don’t get all excited, Basil!

You’ll use up the air before we

get a chance to plan our escape!

You’re right, Matthias.

If those slavers meant this to

be our tomb, they’ve done a good

job of it.

Our tomb?

Are we going to die?

Now, then, young otter, me

lad!

Never say die!

You shall be walloping around in

the river again before the

night’s over, don’t you agree,

Matthias?

Only if we start digging,

Basil.

(Groaning)

Oh, this is impossible!

Every time you dig a bit out,

the earth slides in and fills

the gap again!

Doesn’t matter!

Our families are in there, so

we’ve got to keep trying!

(Groaning)

(Laughing)

Dig all you want, little

fools, but you’ll never see your

friends or your parents again,

ever!

JOHN"To that place I once

called home"...

This line has to be the key!

Yes, if the Abbess did write

this, "the place I once called

home" must be Loamhedge!

And if the past riddles of

Redwall are any indication,

Loamhedge may be the place that

vile fox is taking our young

ones!

Agreed, but that doesn’t help

us unless we know where

Loamhedge is!

The answer must be in the

rhyme.

But how do you make sense of

words such as, "Somewhere ’twixt

our Earth and sky, birds and

gentle breezes roam"?

What else is there between Earth

and sky?

I don’t know.

Let’s look!

Treetops is all I see.

Ah!

What better place for our

founder to leave a clue than in

the top of the very building she

designed!

Yes, but where?

Patience, John.

The answers will be in the

riddle!

(Laughing)

Words cut in stone?

Something that can’t fly but

has a beak?

Got me on that one!

What about mixed up letters

ever green?

Green!

(Giggling)

Oh, this is getting us

nowhere!

(Laughing)

I fail to see what’s so funny,

Cornflower!

I’m not laughing at you,

John, I’m laughing at Baby

Rollo!

While we’ve been puzzling our

brains out, he’s found the

answer again!

Green, green, green!

Mixed up letters ever green!

Some of the letters are dyed

green!

All we have to do is get the

green letters in the right

order!


Then, let’s be quick about

it, for I have a terrible

feeling that time is running

out.

(Groaning)

(Coughing)

Truth is, Matthias, I don’t

think we’re making a dent!

And we’re becoming weaker all

the time.

That’s because the air is

running out.

I don’t think it will do any

good to let the others know.

Young Cheek will panic, and

Basil will just start jumping

around trying to think up

schemes to get us out.

(Laughing)

I doubt that, old chum.

I used up all me energy on those

bally old rocks.

Basil, you were listening.

Say no more, old lad, I

understand the situation.

Backs to the wall and all that!

So what do we do?

Think hard, breathe light,

and, uh, hope for a miracle.

(Groaning)

By the fur, can’t you stop

dumping muck on top of me!

Drink this and cool down!

We’ll get nowhere yelling at

each other!

It’s all right for you to

talk!

Your father isn’t buried in

there, is he?

And where in the name of claw

has that hedgehog Jude got to?

Over here, little hero!

Here are your friends!

(Sobbing)

We’ve got ’em outnumbered!

Charge ’em!

Redwall!

My my, aren’t we the bold

one?

Surrender, mouse, and do it or

I’ll smash little missy’s skull

to a pulp!

And I never miss.

(Gasping)

Right, then, let’s be on our

way, and we can take our time

now.

There’s nobody following us

anymore!

(Laughing)

And don’t forget, now, the

first person to put the letters

in the right order will receive

a prize of pink iced Woodland

plum and spice cake!

All upside backways, if’n

you’re askin’ I!

How about, coop water bib?

ABBOT ALFCot abbey prow?

(Laughing)

Well, we’ll keep that as a

possibility, John!

Cot abbey prow?

No, but change these letters

around and...

Got it!

Top abbey crow?

Crow on the abbey top?

Well, at least that’s something

we can investigate!

Well done, Baby Rollo!

And your helpers!

I declare you... the winners!

Cake!

Which we will share with

everyone.

Okay!

What are you staring at,

mouse?

You should’ve k*lled me while

you could, fox!

No, I’ve decided to let you

live... to suffer!

Then you’re not only cowardly

murdering scum, you’re a fool,

because from now on, I live with

one purpose onlyto k*ll you!

Mouse, you need to learn some

manners!

(Grunting)


(Panting)

Get another cane and try

harder, half face!

I’m tired of this mouse!

Skinpaw!

CONSTANCEWell done!

Oh!

Yum!

(Laughing)

Top abbey crow?

What do you suppose they’re up

to?



Round top of roof!

More stone birds!

What kind of birds, Warbeak?

Upbird, gooseflyer, elbird,

crowbird...

What can’t fly yet has a

beak!

Why, a crow made of stone, of

course!

Crowbird!

The top abbey crow!

And each bird faces a

different direction!

Warbeak, on which side was

the crowbird?

That side!

South!

South, to Loamhedge?

Perhaps, but how do we know

for sure?

Match wormsign under

crowbird!

Wormsign?

There’s writing under the

crowbird?

If Jess or Sam Squirrel were

here, they could climb up and

investigate!

No need squirrel, sparrows

can fly!

Yes, Warbeak, but you can’t

read... what did you call it?

Wormsign?

True...

But we could teach her how to do

a rubbing!

What?

If the sparrows held a piece

of parchment flat against the

writing, Queen Warbeak could rub

over it with charcoal and bring

us back a copy!

Could you do that, Warbeak?

We go... we do!

(Panting)

No... air... must... stay

awake... but... can’t...

Can’t...



Orlando’s battle axe!

Martin, old friend!

(Gasping)

Martin, it’s me, Matthias!

Why are you attacking me?

(Gasping)

(Screaming)

(Groaning)

The handle!

(Groaning)

(Rumbling)

Oh...

Air!

Thank you, Martin!

Basil, Orlando, everybody!

Air!

LOG-A-LOGCome on, shrews!

It can’t be!

So that’s what made all the

noise!

Apparently so!

And now you’ve taken us far out

of our way to investigate,

without a vote, I might add!

May we please proceed to our

destination?!

Uh-huh.

MATHIASHelp...!

Wait, did you hear that?

Hear what?

MATTHIASCan anyone hear me?

There it is again!

There what is?

Voices, coming from these

rocks!

The rocks are talking?

In that case, Log-a-log,

perhaps it’s time to call for a


leadership review under section

, paragraph A of the Guosim

collective agreement on--

Look, there!

Do you think they saw it?

Yes!

Who’s in there?

Log-a-log, is that you, old

bossy whiskers?

It’s me, Matthias of Redwall!

Well, crumble my cake!

Matthias, you old sword swinger,

aren’t you in a pickle!

BASILPlenty of pickles,

with no cheese!

MATTHIASCan you get us out?

Could be tricky, but don’t

worry!

We’ll have you out in time for

supper, Basil!

Did you hear that?

Yes, supper!

(Laughing)

Very good!

Sparrow no miss a thing!

Get ’em all wormsign!

Hrr, hrr!

That you’m have, clever old

bird!

Well, that’s the lot of it,

and quite a lot there is!

More than twenty pages!

Yes, but what is it?

As far as I can tell, it’s a

crude map and a very long poem.

Far too long to work out all at

once!

But I think we can make sense of

the opening passage!

"Those who wish to challenge

fate, to a jumbled shout walk

straight".

"Sunset fires in dexteree, find

where Loamhedge used to be".

A jumbled shout?

I’ve got it!

Un-jumble the letters in shout!

And you get...

South!

The same message the abbey top

crow gave us!

So, Loamhedge is south!

Yes, and no doubt the rest of

this poem gives the exact route!

And maybe even tells us of

dangers along the way!

If only we could get it to

Matthias!

Make copies for each sparrow!

Birds spread out in all

directions!

Some sparrow find him, you see!

It just might work!

Oh, I think I may actually be

full!

(Laughing)

If it were slavers who did

this, then we’re going with you.

Now he thinks you’re dead, this

Slagar won’t be so careful!

We’ll track them easy and put an

end to their evil trade!

I’m not sure everyone agrees,

Log-a-log!

That one looks like trouble!

Skan?

He wants to be the new

Log-a-log, so he’ll probably

stay behind, but that’s my

problem.

We leave at sun up.

(Growling)

(Laughing)

Slagar says no food for you

escapers!

A taste of real hunger will make

you more obedient!

Are you all right?

You seem to have changed since

we were recaptured.

I’ve been thinking.

I was born the son of the

Redwall Warrior, and one day

that is what I will be.

(Laughing)

I promise I will not rest until

you and all the others are

returned safely to your homes

and families.

I know you will.


But you’re wrong about one

thing, Mattimeo; as of today,

you are a warrior!



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