- [whistles] - Let's go, everybody!
Picture time!
[upbeat music]
- ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - Come on!
- ♪ The really loud house ♪
♪ ♪
♪ The really loud house ♪
♪ ♪
[energetic electronic music]
- Uh, excuse me?
- Come on, push it!
- Are you taking a Pedal-A-Ton class
in my bedroom? - No, I'm teaching one.
Come on, Brenda, you're not forking over
your hard-earned cash to lollygag.
Let's go!
♪ ♪
- Isn't there someplace else you could do that?
Like, I don't know, your room?
- You're the only one without a roommate, bro.
I'll be out of here soon,
as soon as Brenda picks up the pace!
♪ ♪
- In the Loud house, space is always at a premium,
and lately, my sisters have been encroaching on mine.
[relaxed electronic music]
♪ ♪
Can't you keep that in your room?
- It's jam-packed, plus I can't have this around Lily.
It would be summarily irresponsible.
- Uh, should I be wearing goggles too?
- I'll tell you when the experiment is concluded.
♪ ♪
[quirky music]
- Snappy had babies.
- [hisses] - Turtles hiss?
- When you breed them with snakes, they do.
♪ ♪
- Who needs underwear?
It's getting to be a little much.
[screams]
- Tanya and I are not on speaking terms.
[energetic electronic music]
- I would definitely wear the goggles.
- All right, this stops now.
[whistle blows]
- I mean, she totally... - Why are we...
[all speaking indistinctly] - Order, order!
Order! Order!
- Is he allowed to call family meetings now?
- This better be important.
[Lily crying]
[both sigh]
- Lily's on a sleep strike.
We only slept minutes last night.
Oh, we should do the stroller trick.
- Mm, mm-hmm.
- I've called this family meeting
to address the constant infringement
on my personal space AKA my bedroom,
which isn't very big to begin with.
- Your room's not that small.
- Lana, I have to step outside to change my mind.
- [chuckles]
You know, I should tell more jokes
in my family meetings.
[quirky music]
I'll get the stroller.
- Linc, you're the only one without a roommate.
- I beg to differ.
I'm here quite often, and this morning,
my cubby had an engine block in it.
♪ ♪
- That's a carburetor, dude. - Great.
That's much more normal. - Let's cut to the chase.
New rule. - He's doing new rules now?
- Unacceptable.
- From now on, nobody puts their stuff
or themselves in my room. - Our room.
- Our room. - What?
- That's not fair. - That's so unfair.
[all speaking indistinctly]
- Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln.
First of all, you're not allowed to make new rules.
Right, honey? - What?
- Trust me, she's totally onboard.
And secondly, as previously stated,
you're the only one with no roommate.
- I live in a closet.
- Where things are traditionally stored.
Look, the point is, we've got a big family,
and it can get pretty crowded,
so if you can find a little extra space,
it's all yours. Now, give me my whistle.
Okay, welcome to the family meeting.
So a priest, a rabbi, and a minister...
- Nope. - No.
- What? Where are you going?
Come back, it's a-- hey!
[exhales]
Come on, guys, get back here!
[exhales] Ugh.
- I think it worked.
[tranquil music box music]
- [blows whistle] Hey!
I fixed it. - I'm up, I'm up!
- [sighs]
- Let's play!
- Please go to sleep.
[smooth funk music]
♪ ♪
- That's all you brought up?
- These snapping turtles are vicious.
Gotta handle with care.
♪ ♪
That's not my fault.
The box is clearly mislabeled.
It should say, "Chewing turtles."
♪ ♪
- [speaking sedately] That's it.
Stay in rhythm.
Maintain that bounce.
- [sighs] My thighs are burning.
- That's good.
You're in the burn zone,
which is right before the sleep zone.
Stay calm, stay in rhythm,
stay focused.
- It's really hard to stay focused
when you're talking in that tone.
- I'm not in that tone anymore. This is a brand-new tone.
- It sounds like the same tone.
- Sorry, it's hard to get out of a tone
once you're in a tone. - Shh.
- Yes, shh.
- That was for you. - Yeah.
[tranquil music box music]
[smooth funk music]
♪ ♪
- [sighs] I think that's everything.
- Man, we could be professional movers.
[glass shatters]
[helmet clatters]
- Look at all this stuff. Hey, look at me.
I'm talking on the phone.
[elegant chamber music]
[posh accent] Hello, I'd like to rent a video
and call a taxi cab please-- [body thuds]
[exhales deeply] Whew.
The 's were dangerous.
- Check it out, an old TV, a mini fridge.
- Yeah, there is some pretty cool stuff up here.
[record crackles]
[groovy jazz music]
♪ ♪
This should be our new hangout.
- Is that allowed?
- My dad did say if we find any extra space,
it's all ours. I say we start moving in.
- Shouldn't we find those turtles first?
- Nah, they'll be fine.
[tranquil music box music]
- [English accent] The mother did quite well
in pacifying the child, and the father's
audiobook English guy tone was really doing the trick.
Suddenly, silently...
an aggressive-looking turtle
approached the yoga ball.
- What? [turtle chomps]
[air whooshing]
♪ ♪
- I'm up. - [sighs]
The unpredictability of nature.
♪ ♪
Chapter two, Dad stops talking.
- I love a good green smoothie.
This morning, I had one with kale
and baby spinach and ginger.
[muffled smooth soul music]
[Sade's "The Sweetest Taboo"]
- ♪ Will you keep on, will you keep on loving me? ♪
♪ ♪
♪ If I tell you, if I tell you how I feel ♪
- Wow, cool place. - Yeah, pretty swanky.
What happened to all the stuff that was up here?
- We found a place for it.
[quirky music]
- Let's check it out. - Okay.
[smooth soul music]
♪ ♪
Um, there's a rope in our way.
- Clyde, do you see these two young ladies on the list?
- Uh, is one of your names Lincoln or Clyde?
- No.
- I'm sorry. The list has spoken.
- Have a nice night, ladies.
- Seriously?
♪ ♪
- Ping-pong? - Why not?
♪ ♪
- What's going on up there?
- Lincoln and Clyde opened some dumb boy cave up in the attic.
- Yeah, and unless you're on the list,
you're not allowed to go in. - Sigh.
- What do you mean, you're not allowed to go in?
- Go in where? I want to go in.
- Oh, I'm getting in there.
- Guys, guys, Mom is trying to put Lily to sleep.
Besides, if anyone's going up there, it is me.
I own this house, and there are certain perks and privileges
that come with said title.
[trap door thuds[
- You're not on the list either!
- Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no.
Nobody tells the big dog where he can and cannot go.
- Lynn, get down here! - I gotta go.
- All right, night two in the rad retro room.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any radder,
I found a Slinky. - Rad.
- So rad.
- I imagine the line is forming.
Should we make them sweat it out a little longer,
or turn 'em away now?
[laughter]
- Let's turn them away now.
That's weird. Nobody's in line.
I'm sure they'll be here soon.
[upbeat dance music]
- Uh, Lincoln, you may want to check this out.
[Haddaway's "What Is Love [Baby Don't Hurt Me]"]
♪ ♪
- Oh, please, they think that place
is gonna out-cool the rad retro room?
I mean, am I right, or am I right?
♪ ♪
- ♪ I don't know why you're not there ♪
- Clyde!
- ♪ I give you my love, but you don't care ♪
- Save my spot! I'm coming down.
♪ ♪
[upbeat dance music]
[indistinct chatter]
♪ ♪
- Wow, a bubble machine and a selfie station.
We should've thought of that. - We gotta get in there.
Come on, Clyde, act like we belong here.
Let's start mingling.
♪ ♪
- So what middle school do you go to?
♪ ♪
Cool, we'll talk later.
We're gonna talk later. - Sorry, bye-bye.
♪ ♪
- Don't bother trying to get in.
- They turned us away unceremoniously.
- We're not worried. We're fellow club owners.
I'm sure they'll be happy to have us.
- Sigh.
♪ ♪
- Are these two gentlemen on the list?
- Not unless their names are Lincoln or Clyde.
- Sweet!
- Leni, I told you to keep Lincoln and Clyde off the list.
- Oh, this Lincoln and Clyde.
Oh, bubbles. [chuckles]
- Is that another bubble? - You guys aren't getting in.
You didn't let us into your place.
- That was a big misunderstanding.
- Yeah, when we excluded you from our club,
we didn't know that you'd have a cool club
that we we'd want to get into.
- Now that we've cleared that up,
who takes our coats?
♪ ♪
- For everybody lucky enough to be in the club tonight,
get your booties to the dance floor
'cause it's time to dance with your hands!
[all cheering]
- ♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
- ♪ Dance, dance ♪
- ♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
- ♪ Dance, dance ♪
- ♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
- Have some pride, man.
- ♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
- ♪ Dance, dance ♪
[tranquil music box music]
♪ ♪
- Let's rock.
Forever!
[ringing bells]
[upbeat rock music]
[growls] Rock and roll!
- So we had a plan to open a cool club,
but then they had a better plan to open a better club,
so now we need a plan that counters their plan.
- You really think we can do that?
- Of course we can.
No one out-plans the man with the plan.
♪ ♪
I've got it.
[together] Please let us in, please!
- We're not gonna let you in.
- But we will post your sad, cute faces.
- This is the worst.
[phone clicks]
♪ ♪
- Wait a minute. It's not letting me post.
- The Wi-Fi is down.
- Oh, no Wi-Fi. - What, the Wi-Fi's down?
[indistinct chatter]
[crickets chirping]
- You guys did this. - Did what?
- You couldn't get into our club,
so you sabotaged our Wi-Fi.
- I don't know how to sabotage Wi-Fi.
Who am I, Bill Nye the Science Guy?
- Okay, well, what about Clyde? He wears glasses.
- No, I don't.
- Oh, I'm sorry, Clyde.
- Okay, well someone had to have done it.
Wi-Fi doesn't just turn off itself.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
[indistinct chatter]
♪ ♪
- Those green drinks look delicious.
Green is my favorite flavor. [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- Cool place, Lucy.
- Uh, can we get a coffin for four?
- Sorry, you're not on the list.
- They didn't let us in either.
- Apparently, we're not from another time or dimension.
- It's a very exclusive club.
- Whatever. - Come on.
- You have to let us in. - Yeah, you took our Wi-Fi.
- Good point, Leni. - Clyde?
When did you get glasses?
- The Wi-Fi going out was an unintended side effect
from the plutonium orb that powers our jukebox.
♪ ♪
- What is this witchery?
Ooh, Huey Lewis!
♪ ♪
- Okay, this is ridiculous.
- Yeah, who listens to Huey Lewis?
- I love Huey Lewis.
- Besides, you're our little sisters.
You can't keep us out of this place.
- We can't.
♪ ♪
- But he can.
♪ ♪
- [speaking alien language]
♪ ♪
- Can we get the green drinks to go?
♪ ♪
- I hope this works.
- It's gonna work.
A late night drive always knocks 'em out.
- I tell you, the last few days have not been easy,
but you and I can do anything 'cause we are a great team.
- Well, it was your great idea to take Lily for a drive.
- Yeah, well, you loaded her in.
[dramatic music]
You loaded her in, right?
Oh.
- You said you were gonna load her in!
- Well, I had the great idea. Why would I also load her in?
[tires squealing]
[car horn blaring] Sorry!
- So here's the plan.
You guys distract Lucy and Lisa.
- We grab the green drinks.
- And you snatch the plutonium orb.
- I'll probably sip it first.
- Once we have the orb, it will disable the jukebox.
No jukebox, no music. No music, no party.
- Maybe I'll save a little bit in a thermos for later.
- And if there's no party, their club's out of business,
and our clubs are back in business.
- Let's do this.
- One, two, three.
[together] Let's do this!
- Green drinks!
♪ ♪
[playful music]
- Oh.
[laughing]
♪ ♪
- Who's ready to dance with your hands?
[all cheer]
- You're gonna be good at this.
- ♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
- ♪ Dance, dance ♪
- ♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
- Hey, what are you guys doing here?
- Dancing with our hands. - Yeah.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- Hello. How are you today, sir?
[dramatic music]
- [hisses] - [screams]
- Whoa.
[music ceases]
- Okay, new plan.
- Well, we really did it to ourselves, didn't we?
- Yep, we're cold, we're hungry,
and we're sitting in the dark.
- I'm so hungry. - I'm so hungry.
- We were so focused on being exclusive,
now we have nowhere to go.
- We're all on the guest list on the club of shame.
- Oh, can we go there? - No.
- I'll tell you one thing,
I'm not interested in getting into
any more exclusive clubs.
[rock music blaring distantly]
♪ ♪
[yawns]
Well, I'm going to bed.
♪ ♪
- Sorry about before.
Even though I had the great idea,
I should've put Lily in the car.
- I know.
- Hey, maybe you could sing her to sleep.
You have such a beautiful voice.
- I know.
♪ Hush little baby, don't say a word ♪
♪ Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪
♪ And if that mockingbird don't sing ♪
♪ Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring ♪
♪ And if that diamond ring is brass ♪
♪ Mama's gonna buy you a-- ♪ Telephone pole!
- Whoa! Ooh, ah!
[quirky music]
- I'm up. Let's play!
[both sigh]
[Poison's "Nothin' But a Good Time"]
- ♪ Every day, gotta get a break ♪
♪ From that same old, same old ♪
- Pump the brakes. You're not on the list.
- How do you guys even have power?
- Come on, Brenda, you call that pedaling?
If you want to keep the lights on,
you're gonna have to dig deeper than that!
- She's powering this entire establishment
with one stationary bicycle?
- No, she's just powering the heat lamps
for the jalapeño poppers.
- I'm getting a little help from legendary skateboarder
and five-time Kids' Choice Award winner
Tony Hawk.
♪ ♪
- You're skateboarding a treadmill?
- I'll skate anything.
- Ease up a little, Birdman.
You're overheating the chicken wings.
♪ ♪
[both sigh]
- Sorry I fell asleep before.
It's just your voice is so beautiful.
- I know. - [sighs]
She's gotta fall asleep soon, right?
- No.
- Ooh, maybe you could tell her the story
about how you came up with the name Lynn-chilada.
- Oh, are you suggesting
I fascinate her to sleep?
All right, fine, I'll tell it.
It as opening night at Lynn's Table,
and I needed one more menu item
to really pull in the customers.
The moon as full, but our tummies weren't,
and I realized that I had overordered corn tortillas.
- I do love that part.
- I had meat, I had cheese, I had tomatoes,
and plenty of black beans.
So I went into the pantry, and wouldn't you know it.
I had under ordered jalapeños.
So I had to substitute them with--
oak trees! - [gasps]
[tires squeal]
[both gasping]
- Oak trees!
[quirky music]
- [sighs]
- Come on, just let us in. - We're starving.
- Come on. - So hungry.
- You guys didn't let us into your club.
- Well, Leni and Luna didn't let us into their club.
- Well, Clyde and Lincoln didn't let us into their club.
- Hey, we had a very good reason for that.
Lincoln, what was the reason? - I don't know.
But I'm getting some of those chicken wings.
- You cross that line, you're gonna get decked
by one of those wings. - You wouldn't.
- No, but I would.
Oh, and by the way, they're delicious.
- Well, then maybe you should try them with some...
[quirky music]
Nachos.
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- Oh, is that funny, Clyde?
Because the potato skins are hilarious.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
- Leni, why'd you do that?
- I don't know. Seemed fun.
♪ ♪
- It is fun.
- Nothing's more fun than guacamole!
♪ ♪
- [gasps]
- That was a mistake.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- This guacamole is making a guaca-melee.
♪ ♪
Family meeting!
- Is he allowed to do that?
- Look at us.
We're all sitting around throwing food at each other,
which is fun, but we're better than that.
Family is the only thing that matters.
- Tony Hawk's right.
Yesterday I got upset
because you guys had taken over my room,
so I made a simple plan and opened a premier club
and excluded you guys,
and for that, I'm sorry
because the truth is
we're already members of the most exclusive club
in town, the Loud family.
- Aww. - Aww.
- Well, that's so sweet. - Well said, Lincoln.
I wasn't done with my speech, but well said.
- How would you all like to go to a very inclusive dance party
at a place I like to call Club Loud?
[all cheering]
[tranquil music box music]
- ♪ What is love? ♪ - Look at that.
- ♪ Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more ♪
♪ What is love? ♪
[tranquil music box music]
- All the kids are getting along,
and Lily finally fell asleep.
- We really are a good team.
[knocks] - You my ride?
- Tony Hawk!
- [sighs] - Hey.
- Thanks a lot, Tony Hawk.
[dramatic music]
[tranquil music box music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ If that mockingbird hears thunder ♪
♪ Tony's gonna land you a sick ♪
Or maybe just a . Who would know the difference?
♪ ♪
01x10 - No Louds Allowed
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Much like the cartoon series, this live-action adaptation portrays 12-year old Lincoln Loud surviving in a house of ten sisters where chaos typically ensues.
Much like the cartoon series, this live-action adaptation portrays 12-year old Lincoln Loud surviving in a house of ten sisters where chaos typically ensues.