01x15 - The Golden Hoax
Posted: 03/09/24 21:18
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[Applause]
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like a mighty Cannon body seems to fly
you'll hear about him everywhere you go
the time will come whenever
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
all right boys take me back to the ranch
and you can join your herd
[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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you all right son yes but I wouldn't be
if you were in such a swell shot Mister
you're lucky I saw that mountain lion
time
oh how did I know who you are you're the
new assistant Marshall that's right son
she Marshall Brady will be glad to see
you
well he talks about nowadays is how he
can retire when the new Marshall takes
over I was like you know him pretty well
he's one of our best friends me and my
uncle Sandy North I'm Ricky I'm Johnny
Gray well I better get into town and
Report nice to know you Rick
Marshall will Brady to retire
well I guess that makes it official
man has to step down sometimes Sandy I'm
lucky I lasted this long oh you'll be
around long time yet will will miss you
though oh I'll still be around moving to
my slower spending a lot of time fishing
but still around
you can go back my Champs we were both
pretty lucky
Uncle Sandy Marshall Brady I'm glad
you're here
I just met your new assistant he saved
my life how come well there was some
kind of wild animal and he was just
about to jump on me and champ when the
new Marshall saw it and got it with one
shot
if he's that handy with a g*n I guess I
made a good pick for my replacement hand
you won't miss me too much well he'll be
in town by now all right George I should
have been there to meet him want to come
along Sandy but I do I want to thank him
for keeping Ricky from being bait we'll
be there just as soon as we do a few
chores and saddle up see you then
foreign
nice g*ns ain't they
yeah yeah they sure are the whole town
chipped in and bought him for will is a
present time he busted up the Willoughby
game I know about that a lot of other
things Marshall Brady has done yes sir
will is one of the greatest Slam in the
west ever saw it's going to be might be
tough for anybody to fill his boots
might be tough holy Fred
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I'm Johnny Gray Marshall you don't have
to tell me son this year's Fred Carter
glad to know you sir how are you you'll
be seeing a lot of him he takes a big
interest in what's going on around Tom
yes sir I sure do I'll See You Again
Greg goodbye sir
Fred means well please laugh at a
Sticky's nose in where it ain't wanted
you got your paper Johnny they're in the
saddle bag sir
Hey Arthur
says here you're a pretty good Marksman
but nothing about wild animals the boy
told you about that huh oh I was just
lucky must have been if you used a 38
38's a good g*n Marshall sure but you're
going to need larger caliber around here
say wait a minute
buckless 44 on some special fan of mine
you're the boss sir
well not much longer you live up to what
I've heard about you and you'll be in
charge before you know it you see I'm
getting a bit lazy Got My Mind Set On
going fishing well I'll do my best no
you will hey why don't you go out and
look the towel over
let the town looked me over too huh
that's the general idea
that's him hey Fred yeah let's hope he's
half as good a man as well
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rimfire
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[Applause]
Bayless
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get those hands up Johnny
I said get him up
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to our nation
[Music]
who's g*ng holding up the bank
[Music]
[Applause]
the bed I don't know but what I do know
is we can't use a marshall around heroes
are scared to draw his g*n look
help me get him into the office
nobody bring a doctor
[Music]
you missed it Sandy that new martial
lake with a lick
and there he stood reaching for a piece
of Sky he's not like this there must be
some mistake only mistake was thinking
Johnny Graves or Marshall Johnny Gray
Johnny hands up that's what he is
come on Ricky let's go inside and see
well
[Music]
this time I stopped a b*llet and what
the doc says I'll be up around too soon
[Music]
sure staying in bed is like a vacation
getting rested up before going fishing
[Music]
what are you doing in there Johnny
you're right with you Marshall
get those posters for me when you're
Ricky
are you sure it was Bayless will sure
seemed too often to be wrong
let's get this picture right here there
[Music]
recognize this Armory Johnny
yeah too well
he's the one had the drop on me
that was the first time I'd ever seen
Bayless except on one of these heard
plenty about him though gosh Johnny
so the way you got that wild animal so
quick
something must have gone wrong well done
Ricky maybe the reason I was so slow is
because I didn't expect trouble to drop
off so quick well a thing like that
could happen to anybody Johnny sure
many's the time I've been cut
flat-footed
well it won't happen to me again
Marshall I can promise you that if I get
another chance you're pretty near bound
to when that Bayless picks himself a
territory he don't leave until he's good
and ready
can I talk to you will
I'm feeling a bit peaky Fred
better talk to Marshall Gray
I'll see you later will
you may as well know what gray we're
getting up this petition to have you
removed well I can't stop you aren't you
flying off the handle too fast Fred you
mean you want this Johnny hands up for
Marshall I want him to have a fair
chance then don't need more on one chest
to prove if he's yellow or not easy
Johnny we want your signature on this
petition Sandy not me Fred with will
later we got as good as no law in this
town sure that's not so no I'd say we
all better get out of here will needs
rest and quiet come on Fred the rusty
boys
come on Ricky
so long will
it get any of that I'll be seeing you
Johnny just hands up if you're lucky
Johnny
don't let all that French you too much
son oh well a man can't help feeling bad
when he's been made to look bad I guess
I should make it easier on you and
everybody else in town and offer to quit
but I'm not going to that's the stuff I
see you switch to the other g*n instead
of the one I gave you oh well Marshall
you know you know how some g*ns feel
easier in your hand sure uh look I
better study these posters so I'll be
able to spot the Outlaws before they
spot me good boy
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foreign
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meet me alone in Boulder Canyon tomorrow
morning
important
an old friend of your fathers
and I guess you know who
[Music]
over here Johnny
surprise Ken some
what do you want Bayless nothing much
you know your Paul was one of my best
g*ns
so I thought it only right that I look
up his kin
well I've got a surprise for you too
what's that Johnny I'm taking you in I
I don't think so Johnny
number one you don't draw a g*n fast
enough
and number two my boys have got you dead
center right this minute
what a marshall
sure not like your palm
he didn't make no mistakes
he made one that was joining up with
your g*ng
he paid for that mistake with his life
that the reason you pinned on the Tin
Star
maybe and I reckon I made a bad
investment what do you mean by that who
do you think's been keeping you since
your power was k*lled I've been sending
you money every month till you finish
your schooling well you're lying that
money was sent to me by my uncle from
Dodge City sure Uncle Jay Bayless I
promised your pod CD you're bringing up
and I always take care of my boys I had
known that I would have accepted a penny
of it
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[Applause]
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take it any way you like Bayless but if
you don't get out of this territory I'll
get you
ah you have a loud bark Johnny but I
ain't noticed no bite
you know I bet if I waved a g*n under
your nose your hands it sh**t straight
up in the air just like they did in town
there was a reason for that it sure was
you haven't got any nerves
she'll not like your paw he'd have
started sh**ting proper I guarantee you
the next time we meet
I'll be just like my paw
might be real disconcerting
all right boys come on now
get him tied up
[Music]
I saw Johnny with Jay Bayless what up in
Boulder Canyon
are you certain sure I am I recognize
Bayless from that poster
well it looks like I've been wrong Ricky
I guess I should have signed that
petition after all
gosh
you're hard to believe that Johnny would
throw in without laws
he suppose he's up to I don't know Ricky
but there's one way I can find out how's
that ask Johnny
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
throw down the Box
[Applause]
[Music]
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foreign
but now well first we turned the
Marshall loose you know I'd like to be
in town when he tries to explain how
this happened so would I after that
Fresh Horses then we leave this
territory far behind us let's go
[Music]
yes sir he wasn't even around to throw
up his hands when the sage got held up
might as well have no law at all but
with Will laid up and Johnny hands up
here in town we've got almost enough
signatures on this petition he won't be
around much longer good
and that's it Sandy the whole truth
I didn't know until the day that was
Bayless who'd been sending me money all
these years and that's not the reason
you didn't draw on him in town I've
already told you about that I was caught
off guard I believe you Johnny but it's
going to be tough to explain to all
those people outside well even if I
could explain talk wouldn't quiet them
well what are you going to do Johnny
you both know the answer to that
you know well I've Got a Feeling those
people out there are going to do a lot
of apologizing pretty soon yeah
but there's still something kind of
bothering me Sandy what do you mean well
nothing I can put my finger on
I just got a feeling Johnny's choking
something back
and he's riding after three men I think
I'll go along and help him you leaving
US Marshall
he's probably afraid Bayless will come
back for a showdown you ain't even
giving us a chance to get out of
petition Johnny hands up be careful of
the prairie dogs Johnny they're Mighty
tricky at sneaking up behind you
[Laughter]
worried about Uncle Sandy being gone so
long Rebel and I'm not waiting any
longer to find out what happened
[Music]
I thought I told you to go on back to
the herd
oh all right if you're gonna act that
way
you can come with me to find Uncle Sandy
foreign
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I wonder where in the world he's going
we better find out champ
[Music]
foreign
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Trail gets kind of lonely Johnny I don't
usually travel with a nurse maid
you know better than that you're
tackling a pretty big job for one man an
extra g*n might come in handy
the kick with his mind doesn't get much
action is that it I didn't sign that
petition Johnny remember
sorry Sandy only one thing puzzles me
oh what's that well I know who you're
going after but where are you going to
find him
Sandy I'm playing a hunch
I hope it works out
so do I Johnny I'm gonna be with you if
it does
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we're riding out together
and he didn't say I had to stay home
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still keeping it a secret Johnny why
Ridgeville
well when Paul was in the Bayless g*ng
they used the contact spot they had
friends here do you know any of these
people no so that's why we have to split
up we'll each cover a section of the
town I don't think Bayless will be
looking for us to be on his Trail
Sandy is one thing I'm sure of yeah if
he's here we'll find him
[Music]
see he signed a Johnny or Uncle Sandy
I'm sure they rode in here
[Music]
[Applause]
once you find out I made a deal with
some fresh horses we'll be leaving
tonight
[Music]
it's like we got a visitor
[Music]
[Music]
yo John Neville down
[Music]
what are you snooping around here for I
wasn't
[Music]
I wasn't that must be the kid's horse
what's this all about nothing I
can't tell you tell me what's going on
[Music]
hey that's chance
foreign
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foreign
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[Applause]
foreign
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foreign
Johnny
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you were great well maybe this will
teach some of those mule heads in town
and I could have done it alone you did
plenty alone I saw it all
saying this for you young fella when we
get back into town I'm gonna have the
Marshall put you on the who's got for
sticking your nose into trouble oh I
didn't I was only looking for you oh
well in that case I guess it'll have to
be all right
foreign
[Music]
Where You Are I don't want to hear any
more of this hands up business it was my
fault
it's all right now Marshall not yet son
I loaded this g*n belt and the g*n
Johnny was wearing when these Jaspers
here held up the bank he's been
swallowing in that Johnny hands up
handle trying to cover my mistake told
you it was time for me to retire what I
did was load a center fire g*n with rim
fire cartridges do I have to tell you
there's no use drawing a g*n that won't
fire
yeah
and Plum sorry Marshall
domain
[Music]
I drink alive from flashing across the
sky
like The swiftest Arrow wisdom from a
bowl like a mighty cannonbally seems to
fly
him ever
[Music]
come whenever
whatever the name
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
like a mighty Cannon body seems to fly
you'll hear about him everywhere you go
the time will come whenever
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
all right boys take me back to the ranch
and you can join your herd
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
you all right son yes but I wouldn't be
if you were in such a swell shot Mister
you're lucky I saw that mountain lion
time
oh how did I know who you are you're the
new assistant Marshall that's right son
she Marshall Brady will be glad to see
you
well he talks about nowadays is how he
can retire when the new Marshall takes
over I was like you know him pretty well
he's one of our best friends me and my
uncle Sandy North I'm Ricky I'm Johnny
Gray well I better get into town and
Report nice to know you Rick
Marshall will Brady to retire
well I guess that makes it official
man has to step down sometimes Sandy I'm
lucky I lasted this long oh you'll be
around long time yet will will miss you
though oh I'll still be around moving to
my slower spending a lot of time fishing
but still around
you can go back my Champs we were both
pretty lucky
Uncle Sandy Marshall Brady I'm glad
you're here
I just met your new assistant he saved
my life how come well there was some
kind of wild animal and he was just
about to jump on me and champ when the
new Marshall saw it and got it with one
shot
if he's that handy with a g*n I guess I
made a good pick for my replacement hand
you won't miss me too much well he'll be
in town by now all right George I should
have been there to meet him want to come
along Sandy but I do I want to thank him
for keeping Ricky from being bait we'll
be there just as soon as we do a few
chores and saddle up see you then
foreign
nice g*ns ain't they
yeah yeah they sure are the whole town
chipped in and bought him for will is a
present time he busted up the Willoughby
game I know about that a lot of other
things Marshall Brady has done yes sir
will is one of the greatest Slam in the
west ever saw it's going to be might be
tough for anybody to fill his boots
might be tough holy Fred
foreign
I'm Johnny Gray Marshall you don't have
to tell me son this year's Fred Carter
glad to know you sir how are you you'll
be seeing a lot of him he takes a big
interest in what's going on around Tom
yes sir I sure do I'll See You Again
Greg goodbye sir
Fred means well please laugh at a
Sticky's nose in where it ain't wanted
you got your paper Johnny they're in the
saddle bag sir
Hey Arthur
says here you're a pretty good Marksman
but nothing about wild animals the boy
told you about that huh oh I was just
lucky must have been if you used a 38
38's a good g*n Marshall sure but you're
going to need larger caliber around here
say wait a minute
buckless 44 on some special fan of mine
you're the boss sir
well not much longer you live up to what
I've heard about you and you'll be in
charge before you know it you see I'm
getting a bit lazy Got My Mind Set On
going fishing well I'll do my best no
you will hey why don't you go out and
look the towel over
let the town looked me over too huh
that's the general idea
that's him hey Fred yeah let's hope he's
half as good a man as well
[Music]
rimfire
[Music]
[Applause]
Bayless
[Music]
get those hands up Johnny
I said get him up
[Music]
to our nation
[Music]
who's g*ng holding up the bank
[Music]
[Applause]
the bed I don't know but what I do know
is we can't use a marshall around heroes
are scared to draw his g*n look
help me get him into the office
nobody bring a doctor
[Music]
you missed it Sandy that new martial
lake with a lick
and there he stood reaching for a piece
of Sky he's not like this there must be
some mistake only mistake was thinking
Johnny Graves or Marshall Johnny Gray
Johnny hands up that's what he is
come on Ricky let's go inside and see
well
[Music]
this time I stopped a b*llet and what
the doc says I'll be up around too soon
[Music]
sure staying in bed is like a vacation
getting rested up before going fishing
[Music]
what are you doing in there Johnny
you're right with you Marshall
get those posters for me when you're
Ricky
are you sure it was Bayless will sure
seemed too often to be wrong
let's get this picture right here there
[Music]
recognize this Armory Johnny
yeah too well
he's the one had the drop on me
that was the first time I'd ever seen
Bayless except on one of these heard
plenty about him though gosh Johnny
so the way you got that wild animal so
quick
something must have gone wrong well done
Ricky maybe the reason I was so slow is
because I didn't expect trouble to drop
off so quick well a thing like that
could happen to anybody Johnny sure
many's the time I've been cut
flat-footed
well it won't happen to me again
Marshall I can promise you that if I get
another chance you're pretty near bound
to when that Bayless picks himself a
territory he don't leave until he's good
and ready
can I talk to you will
I'm feeling a bit peaky Fred
better talk to Marshall Gray
I'll see you later will
you may as well know what gray we're
getting up this petition to have you
removed well I can't stop you aren't you
flying off the handle too fast Fred you
mean you want this Johnny hands up for
Marshall I want him to have a fair
chance then don't need more on one chest
to prove if he's yellow or not easy
Johnny we want your signature on this
petition Sandy not me Fred with will
later we got as good as no law in this
town sure that's not so no I'd say we
all better get out of here will needs
rest and quiet come on Fred the rusty
boys
come on Ricky
so long will
it get any of that I'll be seeing you
Johnny just hands up if you're lucky
Johnny
don't let all that French you too much
son oh well a man can't help feeling bad
when he's been made to look bad I guess
I should make it easier on you and
everybody else in town and offer to quit
but I'm not going to that's the stuff I
see you switch to the other g*n instead
of the one I gave you oh well Marshall
you know you know how some g*ns feel
easier in your hand sure uh look I
better study these posters so I'll be
able to spot the Outlaws before they
spot me good boy
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
[Music]
meet me alone in Boulder Canyon tomorrow
morning
important
an old friend of your fathers
and I guess you know who
[Music]
over here Johnny
surprise Ken some
what do you want Bayless nothing much
you know your Paul was one of my best
g*ns
so I thought it only right that I look
up his kin
well I've got a surprise for you too
what's that Johnny I'm taking you in I
I don't think so Johnny
number one you don't draw a g*n fast
enough
and number two my boys have got you dead
center right this minute
what a marshall
sure not like your palm
he didn't make no mistakes
he made one that was joining up with
your g*ng
he paid for that mistake with his life
that the reason you pinned on the Tin
Star
maybe and I reckon I made a bad
investment what do you mean by that who
do you think's been keeping you since
your power was k*lled I've been sending
you money every month till you finish
your schooling well you're lying that
money was sent to me by my uncle from
Dodge City sure Uncle Jay Bayless I
promised your pod CD you're bringing up
and I always take care of my boys I had
known that I would have accepted a penny
of it
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
take it any way you like Bayless but if
you don't get out of this territory I'll
get you
ah you have a loud bark Johnny but I
ain't noticed no bite
you know I bet if I waved a g*n under
your nose your hands it sh**t straight
up in the air just like they did in town
there was a reason for that it sure was
you haven't got any nerves
she'll not like your paw he'd have
started sh**ting proper I guarantee you
the next time we meet
I'll be just like my paw
might be real disconcerting
all right boys come on now
get him tied up
[Music]
I saw Johnny with Jay Bayless what up in
Boulder Canyon
are you certain sure I am I recognize
Bayless from that poster
well it looks like I've been wrong Ricky
I guess I should have signed that
petition after all
gosh
you're hard to believe that Johnny would
throw in without laws
he suppose he's up to I don't know Ricky
but there's one way I can find out how's
that ask Johnny
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
throw down the Box
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
foreign
but now well first we turned the
Marshall loose you know I'd like to be
in town when he tries to explain how
this happened so would I after that
Fresh Horses then we leave this
territory far behind us let's go
[Music]
yes sir he wasn't even around to throw
up his hands when the sage got held up
might as well have no law at all but
with Will laid up and Johnny hands up
here in town we've got almost enough
signatures on this petition he won't be
around much longer good
and that's it Sandy the whole truth
I didn't know until the day that was
Bayless who'd been sending me money all
these years and that's not the reason
you didn't draw on him in town I've
already told you about that I was caught
off guard I believe you Johnny but it's
going to be tough to explain to all
those people outside well even if I
could explain talk wouldn't quiet them
well what are you going to do Johnny
you both know the answer to that
you know well I've Got a Feeling those
people out there are going to do a lot
of apologizing pretty soon yeah
but there's still something kind of
bothering me Sandy what do you mean well
nothing I can put my finger on
I just got a feeling Johnny's choking
something back
and he's riding after three men I think
I'll go along and help him you leaving
US Marshall
he's probably afraid Bayless will come
back for a showdown you ain't even
giving us a chance to get out of
petition Johnny hands up be careful of
the prairie dogs Johnny they're Mighty
tricky at sneaking up behind you
[Laughter]
worried about Uncle Sandy being gone so
long Rebel and I'm not waiting any
longer to find out what happened
[Music]
I thought I told you to go on back to
the herd
oh all right if you're gonna act that
way
you can come with me to find Uncle Sandy
foreign
[Music]
[Music]
I wonder where in the world he's going
we better find out champ
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
[Music]
Trail gets kind of lonely Johnny I don't
usually travel with a nurse maid
you know better than that you're
tackling a pretty big job for one man an
extra g*n might come in handy
the kick with his mind doesn't get much
action is that it I didn't sign that
petition Johnny remember
sorry Sandy only one thing puzzles me
oh what's that well I know who you're
going after but where are you going to
find him
Sandy I'm playing a hunch
I hope it works out
so do I Johnny I'm gonna be with you if
it does
[Music]
we're riding out together
and he didn't say I had to stay home
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
still keeping it a secret Johnny why
Ridgeville
well when Paul was in the Bayless g*ng
they used the contact spot they had
friends here do you know any of these
people no so that's why we have to split
up we'll each cover a section of the
town I don't think Bayless will be
looking for us to be on his Trail
Sandy is one thing I'm sure of yeah if
he's here we'll find him
[Music]
see he signed a Johnny or Uncle Sandy
I'm sure they rode in here
[Music]
[Applause]
once you find out I made a deal with
some fresh horses we'll be leaving
tonight
[Music]
it's like we got a visitor
[Music]
[Music]
yo John Neville down
[Music]
what are you snooping around here for I
wasn't
[Music]
I wasn't that must be the kid's horse
what's this all about nothing I
can't tell you tell me what's going on
[Music]
hey that's chance
foreign
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
foreign
[Music]
[Applause]
foreign
[Music]
foreign
Johnny
[Music]
you were great well maybe this will
teach some of those mule heads in town
and I could have done it alone you did
plenty alone I saw it all
saying this for you young fella when we
get back into town I'm gonna have the
Marshall put you on the who's got for
sticking your nose into trouble oh I
didn't I was only looking for you oh
well in that case I guess it'll have to
be all right
foreign
[Music]
Where You Are I don't want to hear any
more of this hands up business it was my
fault
it's all right now Marshall not yet son
I loaded this g*n belt and the g*n
Johnny was wearing when these Jaspers
here held up the bank he's been
swallowing in that Johnny hands up
handle trying to cover my mistake told
you it was time for me to retire what I
did was load a center fire g*n with rim
fire cartridges do I have to tell you
there's no use drawing a g*n that won't
fire
yeah
and Plum sorry Marshall
domain
[Music]
I drink alive from flashing across the
sky
like The swiftest Arrow wisdom from a
bowl like a mighty cannonbally seems to
fly
him ever
[Music]
come whenever
whatever the name
[Music]