05x09 - The Wrong Stuff!

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Bert:

Bert: What

Bert: What if

Bert: What if Broo

Bert: What if Broo lived

Bert: What if Broo lived
with

Bert: What if Broo lived
with
you

Bert: What if Broo lived
with
you for

Bert: What if Broo lived
with
you for a

Bert: What if Broo lived
with
you for a couple

Bert: What if Broo lived
with
you for a couple of

Bert: What if Broo lived
with
you for a couple of days?

Bentley: This is great!

Cyril: Sneer Enterprise
is about to enter the space age.

Bert: Bentley? Where's Broo?

Bentley: I left him outside.
Bert: Alone?!

Broo: [whines]

Cedric: It's Broo!!
On top of the rocket?

Stop the launch!!!

Narrator: This is the
Evergreen forest.

Quiet, peaceful, serene.

That is, until
Bert Raccoon wakes up.

Bert Raccoon: Yahoooo!

♪♪

Yeeeehaaaa!

Yikes!

Yaaaah...
[bam!]

[laughs]
[smash!]

Yeaaaah!

Narrator: Luckily, he has some
good friends to help him out.

Broo: [panting]

♪♪

Narrator: Life would be simple
in the forest except for...

Cyril Sneer!

[bleep blarp bloop]

And his life would be simple
except for...

the Raccoons!!

♪ [show theme music]

♪♪

♪♪

Narrator: The rivalry between
Cyril Sneer and Mr. Knox

has often made headlines
in the Evergreen Standard.

And once again, Bert, Raccoon,
Ralph and Melissa

have been invited to one of
Cyril's press conferences.

But this time the story is out
of this world.

And if Cyril Sneer has his way,

Mr. Knox will be
out of the picture.

Cyril: Recognize that?

Bert: Knox TV on every screen.

Gee, you must be
a real fan, Cyril!

Cyril: Fat chance, Raccoon!

The only show worth watching on
Knox's nitwit network

is Steal a Fortune.

It's time the wonderful people
out in TV Land had a choice.

Ralph: Just what sort of
choice are you offering

the wonderful people?

Cyril: Endless choice, Raccoon.

Endless choice. Step this way.

Bert: Wow, this
is the real thing.

Cyril: Ladies and
gentlemen of the press,

feast your eyes on...

Sneer One!

The most powerful communication
satellite ever built!

Melissa: So you're going to have
your own TV channel, Mr Sneer?

Cyril: Ha! I'm going
to have 340 TV channels

from around the world.


every household in the
Evergreen forest.

Cheap entertainment,
movies, soaps, news.

Why, my audience
will be able to watch


Ralph: 40 sports channels?!
You've got to be kidding!

Cyril: When it comes to numbers

Cyril Sneer does not kid!

Knox and his two-bit TV station

don't stand a chance!

You can quote me on that!

Ralph: Very ambitious Mr Sneer,

but it's one thing
to have a satellite,

and it's another thing
to put it into orbit.

Cyril: You want
ambitious, Raccoon?

Well, I'll show you ambitious.

[loud rumble]

[laughs] Sneer Enterprises is
about to enter the space age!

♪♪

Bentley: Aw, come on!
You never let me have anything!

Nicole: Ohh, you
poor, deprived child!

George, why are we
such horrible monsters

to our wonderful little boy?

George: I guess
we're just rotten

through and through, Nicole.

Bentley: No, you're
the best, sweetest,

most understanding
parents in the world!

That's why you should
let me have a puppy.

Nicole: Bentley,
for the last time,

you cannot have a puppy
until you've proven

you're responsible
enough to take care of one.

Bentley: I just did
the dishes, didn't I?

And you didn't even have
to ask me. I am responsible!

Nicole: Uh-huh. And what
happened to your goldfish?

Bentley: But...
I was just a kid then.

If I had a puppy,
I'd walk him and feed him,

and I'd be the best
friend puppy ever had!

George: You heard
your mother, Bentley.

Bentley: Fine! I guess I'm
just gonna be a lonely boy

without a dog for the
rest of my natural life.

Sheesh!

Pig 1: Come on, come on,
we haven't got all day.

No, no! To the left!...Right!

Pig 2: So, um, what about
a nice bunch of flowers?

Pig 3: We gave mom
flowers yesterday.

Pig 1: Candy?

Pig 2: Last time we ate it on
the way home from the store.

Pig 3: We always give mom the
same old stuff for Mother's Day!

She deserves something
special for a change.

Cedric: Looks like
we're right on schedule, Pop.

The launch windows
open at 16:40 hours

Evergreen Standard time.

We still have to do the
satellite final systems checks,

and a final debug of
the computer programs.

Cyril: I haven't got a clue,
what you're talking about,

but it sounds
nice and technical.

Keep up the good work, son.

Pig 3: How about a nice
set of socket wrenches?

Pig 1: Not very sentimental.

Cyril: Cut the gab fest up there
before I cut your salaries!

Pig 2: Oh, oh, easy!
Over to the left!

No, no, right!

Not your right!!

Pig 1: Hm!

How do you cut back on nothing?

Cyril: We're going
to make history, son.

When this baby blasts off,

we're going to boldly broadcast

where no man has
broadcast before!

Pig 1: Where no man
has broadcast before?

Boys, I've got it!

This is gonna be a Mother's Day,

Mama will never forget!!

Ralph: Ugh! Uh!

Schaeffer: Okay,
we've got it in!

Now where do we put it?

Ralph: How about on the stage?

Everyone can see it from there!

Melissa: Whether
they want to or not.

Ralph: Oh, come on, Melissa.

We're going to get 340 channels,

of which 40 are sports channels!

Who wouldn't want to see it?

Melissa: But you can't
watch 40 sports channels.

Ralph: We're sure
gonna give it a try!

Schaeffer: You know, this
couldn't have come

at a better time.

The baseball playoffs are on.

Ralph: And we're right in the
middle of the football season.

Melissa: What? No hockey?

Ralph: She's right!
It starts next week!

[cheering]

Ralph: [chanting]
Go, go, go, go, go!

[stomping]

Schaeffer: Hip-hi-hooray!
Ralph: Yaaaaay!

Melissa: Gee, I sure wish you
guys would try and cheer up.

Bert: Hey, Bentley!

Boy, you outta see what
Cyril's up to this time!

He's got a rocket!

And he's gonna launch
a satellite and...

Hey little buddy, why so glum?

Bentley: I'm not
allowed to have a puppy

until I'm 'responsible.'

And how am I supposed
to get responsible,

if Mom and Dad won't let
me have a puppy to prove

I already am responsible?!

Bert: Yeah, that's
a toughie, all right.

Bentley: I don't understand
parents at all, Bert.

Bert: Wait, I got it!

What if Broo lived with
you for a couple of days?

You could take care of him,

you know, prove
you're responsible,

and presto, [laughs]
problem solved.

Bentley: Really?
You think I could do that?

Bert: If Broo doesn't
mind, it's okay by me.

Uh, what do you say, Broo?

Bentley: This is great!

I'll be the best puppy
watcher in the world!

Bert: Um, um, b-before
you go crazy,

you, you'd better check
it with your mom and dad.

Bentley: Yeah, right!
Don't go away!

Bert: I'm proud of you, Broo,

helping out a friend like this.

Broo: Woof!

Bentley: I don't believe it!

They said yes, he can stay here
for a whole couple of days!

Broo: [happy barking]

Bentley: Bert, you just made me

the happiest kid
in the universe.

Broo: [happy barking]

Ralph: Okay Schaeffer,
how about this?

If we change next Friday

from the hockey game
to the football game,

that means we can watch the
baseball playoff

and still catch
the golf tournament.

Schaeffer: Not bad, but what
about the Snooker challenge?

Ralph: Oh, yeah.

Wait, it's on during
the baseball game!

We can flip between innings.

Melissa: Ralph?
Ralph: Hi, Melissa.

Ohh. Hi, Nicole.
Didn't hear you
come in.

Melissa: Look what we got!

Tickets for the
ballet next Wednesday.

We stood in line
for two hours,
but...

Ralph: Wednesday, Wednesday...

Oh, here we are.

Oh, gee...not a chance, Melissa.

We've got to watch the
divisional synchronized

swimming finals on Wednesday.

Schaeffer: And third round sumo
wrestling is on right after.

Melissa: Oh, well.. you
couldn't miss that, could you?

Bert: Okay, now you've
got all Broo's stuff,

but we'd better go over
the list one more time.

Let's see...
you've got to walk him...

Bentley: ...four times a day.

Brush him once a day, he gets
two bowls of puppy munch,

and freshwater at all times.

I've got it, Bert, just relax!

Nicole: All set, Bentley?
Bentley: You bet!

Bert: Now you have a good time
with Bentley, okay little buddy?

Bentley: See you, Bert!
Come on, Broo.

Nicole: Don't worry,
Bert, Broo will be fine.

Pig: All right.

Mother's Day greeting
for mom, take twelve!

And try to get it
right this time.

Pigs: ♪ Hmmmmmm...

[click]

♪ Mom, ohh, mother dear,

♪ We love you,

♪ You are always near
enough to hear ♪

♪ We love you

♪ We're so proud
to be your sons ♪

♪ Because there is
no better mom ♪

♪ Theeeen youuuu!!

Pig 1: Cut!
Pig 2: That's a keeper!

Pig 3: Oooh, it was beautiful!

Pig 1: Wait'll Mom sees this,

she'll flip!

Announcer: And now,
once again on K.N.O.X.-TV,

brings you those valiant
defenders of all

that is right, just and true,

Three Guys With A Cause!

Broo: [barks]

Bentley: Not now, Broo.
In a little while, okay?

Nicole: Bentley? Bentley,
Broo needs to go out!

Bentley: Yeah, in a minute, Mom.

Three Guys With A Cause
are on!

Nicole: Now, Bentley!

Bentley: Ohh mom. I took
him out this morning already.

Nicole: That was this
morning. This is now!

Bentley: Ohh, alright!

Broo: [happy barking]

Bentley: Okay Broo, let's play!

Hey, give me that stick!

♪♪

♪ Don't let your world roll up,
don't let it get you down ♪

♪ When all around
there's a light to be found ♪

♪ If the sun don't shine
in your heart no more ♪

♪ Then take my hand,
there's a place I know ♪

♪ Gotta come with me,
you must take this chance ♪

♪ Baby, don't look back,
we will find romance ♪

♪ 'Cause the love I feel,
I can give to you ♪

♪ Every word is real,
I believe in you ♪

♪ When the sun comes up
it's just you and I ♪

♪ Walking side by side
'cross the breaking line ♪

♪ Let the sun come up,
then you and I ♪

♪ Are gonna make that jump
'cross the great divide ♪

♪♪

♪ Don't let the sun cover...

♪♪

♪ There's a signal now
from the other side ♪

♪ What you feel tonight
baby, get that high ♪

♪ Gotta make a move
or the choice is clear ♪

♪ Now the time is right,
we're breaking out of here ♪

♪ Gotta come with me,
you must take this chance ♪

♪ Baby, don't look back,
we will find romance ♪

♪ 'Cause the love I feel
I can give to you ♪

♪ Every word is real,
I believe in you ♪

♪♪

Bentley:
Hi, Mr. Sneer! What's up?

Cyril: Bentley, my boy,
the jig is up for Knox,

and Sneer stocks will be up.

That's what's up!
[laughs]

Say Bentley, how do you
like to step inside

and see the greatest feat
of aeronautical engineering

to hit this forest?

Bentley: You mean your rocket?
Bert told me about it,

but I never thought, I..

Cyril: Sorry kid,
no dogs allowed.

This is a clean facility,

or as clean as you can
get when you let pigs in.

Bentley: But Mr. Sneer,
I'm supposed to be

looking out for Broo.

Cyril: Up to you, Bentley.

Bentley: You'll be okay on
your own for a little while,

won't you, Broo?

Sure you will.

Just stay there.
I won't be long.

Uh...wait up, Mr Sneer!

[soft snoring]

Pig 1: There! Our Mother's Day
video greeting

will be the first thing
transmitted by this satellite!

We'll make history!

Pig 2: I'm not so
sure of this anymore.

If the boss finds out,
we'll be history!

Pig 1: Don't worry about it.

I set it to transmit
on Channel 76,

the Culture channel.

Pig 2: Perfect!

The boss'll never watch that
channel in a million years.

But Mom will!

Cyril: Mom'll what?
Pigs: Uaaah!

Pig 1: Oh, ehm, mama..
she'll, ehm, uh,

Pig 2: Oh, she'll be so proud

we checked out the monitor
camera in the satellite,

just like you told us to.
Pig 3: Uh-ho-ho!

Cyril: Uh huh!

Pig 1: And, uh, uh, all
other systems are A-okay,

at optimal and nominal
and, ehm, decimal...

Pig 2: Um, excuse us, boss.

We've got a few last minute
details to see to.

Cyril: Pretty impressive,
isn't it, Bentley?

I'd like to be humble
about the whole thing, but...

...it's just not me.

Cedric: Hiya, Bentley!
What do you think of it all?

Bentley: It's...well,

it's, it's...

Wow!!

Cedric: Wait'll you
see the control room!

Say, Bentley, how'd you like to
watch the launch from there?

Bentley: You.. you mean it?

Cedric: Best seats
in the house! [laughs]

Well, you won't have
long to wait, Bentley.

I'm just about to run through
the final systems checks.

Launch time is in
T-minus 62 minutes.

Pig 1: Ohh, do you think the
boss suspected anything?

Pig 2: Are you kidding?

Ha! We're way too
sharp for the boss!

Uh!

Pig 3: Hey, get out
of here, you mutt!

No dogs allowed!

Broo: Arf!

Pigs: Uagh!

♪♪

Pig 1: I don't see him, do you?

Pig 2: Aah.. he musta got out!

Cyril: Close
satellite access hatch.

[loud rumble]

Broo: [whines]

Cyril: And prepare
everything for launch!

[slam!]

♪♪

Hah! All systems green,
and the payload's on the money.

I could listen to
this rocket talk all day.

Clear the area! Prepare
for final count down!

[rumbling sound]

[slow rumbling]

In less than an hour, Sneer TV

will rule the airwaves.

[slow rumbling]

Broo: [whining]

[slow rumbling]

♪ [slow dramatic music]

[squeaking]

♪♪

[barking]

Bert: There she is, guys!

[chuckles] Uh, what a sight!

Schaeffer: Yeah!
Can you believe it?

The Evergreen forest is about
to step into the space age.

Ralph: Yeah, sports

seven days a week!

[sighs]

Melissa: And to think we
gave up the Stone Age for this.

Bert: Gotta race, guys.

Cedric's workin' the
control room for the launch,

and I get to be there!
[chuckles] See you later!

Ralph: See ya.
Schaeffer: Bye, Bert.

Cedric: It's looking
good, everyone!

Begin final monitor checks.

Pig: Okay, monitor one? Check!

Monitor two? Check!

Monitor three? Check.

[mechanical rumbling sound]

[loud hissing]

Cedric: The rocket is
at the launch point, Pop.

Ready to start a*t*matic
launch sequence.

Cyril: Let me
do the honors, son.

This is one giant step
forward for Sneerkind

and one step
backwards for Knox.

Cedric: T-minus five
minutes to launch, Pop.

It's all a*t*matic from here!

Bert: Hey!
Sorry I'm late, Cedric.

I didn't miss anything, did I?

Cyril: Well, we certainly
did not miss you, Raccoon!

Now sit down and
stay out of the way!

Bentley: Isn't this something?
Mr Sneer's letting me watch!

I even got the push
a couple of buttons!

Bert: Boy, you're
one lucky kid, Bentley.

Uh, Bentley...where's Broo?

Cyril: No dogs allowed!
Bentley: I left him outside.

I told him to wait by the door.
Bert: You left him outside?!

Alone?!

You call that
looking after a puppy?!

Bentley: But it's only
for a few minutes.

And what could happen
to him anyway?

Bert: That's not
the point, Bentley.

You said you'd look after him!

Bentley: Okay, I'll go
get him, Bert. Sheesh!

I suppose, I can watch
the launch outside.

Pig 1: Monitor nine? Uh...

Uh, boss? I think we have
a glitch on monitor nine.

[chuckles] I think it's
a really big glitch, boss!

Cedric: It's Broo!!
He's on board the satellite!

Bert: On...the satellite?!

On top of the rocket?!

Broo: [whines]
Bert: Stop the launch!!

STOP THE LAUNCH!!

Bentley: We can't stop it, Bert!
It's on a*t*matic.

It's going to blast
off in 3 minutes!

Bert: I've gotta
get him out of there!

Cyril: Cedric, no!!
Come back! It's too dangerous!

I don't care how you do it!
Stop that launch!

Ralph: Come on, Schaefer.

There's no way the Spoilers
will take the Cup,

not without the Great One!

Schaeffer: Well, one man
does not make a team.

Ralph: Maybe, but you don't
have a team without him.

Melissa: Something's wrong.

Bert: STOP THE LAUNCH!!!

♪♪
[beeping]

Bentley: 50 seconds!

Cyril: What's happening?

Pig 2: The boosters
are warming up, boss,

We can't stop it!

Cyril: Hurry, Cedric! Hurry!

Bert: Oooh, please open, please!

[beeping]

Cedric: Wait! I'll
get it right this time!

[rumbling sound]

Bert: Broo!

[rumbling sound]

Cedric: Move it!!

[beeping]

MOVE IT!

[rumbling sound]

Bert: Uaaaaaah!

[rumbling sound]

Come on, Cedric!
Cedric: What?!

[rumbling sound]

Waaaaah!

[rumbling sound]

Cyril: No!!!

[rumbling sound]

♪♪

All: Uaaaaaah!

[loud blast!]

Cyril: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Melissa: I can't see them!

[rumbling sound]

Bentley: Oh Broo...
Broo: [whimpers]

I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

It's all my fault, Bert.

I should have never
left Broo all alone!

Bert: It's okay, Bentley.

It's all over now.

Bentley: So mom and dad
said I wasn't ready

to take responsibility
for a puppy.

Bert: Well..

Bentley: Yeah, yeah, you
don't have to say it.
They're right!

Bert: However,
it seems to me that

admitting you're not ready
for responsibility

shows a certain amount
of responsibility.

[chuckles]

Bentley: Let's face it, Bert.

I can't be trusted
to take care of a rock.

I figure they won't let
me have a dog until I'm 35.

Bert: I don't think, it's
gonna be that long, Bentley.

But meanwhile, I don't
think Broo would mind

if he had two best friends.

What do you say, Broo?

Broo: Woof-woof!

Bentley: Ah, thanks guys.

♪ [singing Pigs]

Schaeffer: It's on
every channel?!

Ralph: All 340!

No hockey, no football,

no championship darts,

no divisional synchronized
swimming finals.

Schaeffer: I don't think
this is going to be

very good for business, Ralph.

Ralph: I think I'm
gonna cry, Schaeffer.

♪♪

Cyril: I'll mention it to them.

Talk to you soon.

That was your mother.
Even she's tired of it!

She says, 'enough already!'

Pig 1: We've been
trying for three days.

Pig 2: But there's no
way to shut it off!

Pig 3: Aaaah, it's
gonna play forever!

Cyril: I can't stand it!
Knox is laughing behind my back!

I can't stand anymore!

That's it!
I'll blow up the satellite!

[laughing]

[bleep]

It's over!

[laughing]

Oh, no!!
Turn it off!! Turn it off!!

[panicked shouting]

♪ [show theme music]

♪♪

♪ When darkness falls

♪♪

♪ Leaving shadows in the night

♪♪

♪ Don't be afraid

♪♪

♪ Wipe that fear from
your eyes ♪

♪♪

♪ The desperate love

♪♪

♪ Keeps on driving you wrong

♪♪

♪ Don't be afraid

♪♪

♪ You're not alone

♪♪

♪ You can run with us

♪♪

♪ We've got everything
you need ♪

♪ Run with us

♪♪

♪ We are free

♪♪

♪ Come with us

♪♪

♪ I see passion in your eyes

♪ Run with us

♪♪