02x10 - Time Trap!

[bunniefuu]

Narrator: This is the
Evergreen forest.

Quiet, peaceful, serene.

That is, until
Bert Raccoon wakes up.

Bert Raccoon: Yahoooo!

♪♪

Yeeeehaaaa!

Yikes!

Yaaaah...
[bam!]

[laughs]
[smash!]

Yeaaaah!

Narrator: Luckily, he has some
good friends to help him out.

Broo: [panting]

♪♪

Narrator: Life would be simple
in the forest except for...

Cyril Sneer!

[bleep blarp bloop]

And his life would be simple
except for...

the Raccoons!!

♪ [show theme music]

♪♪

♪♪

Cyril: Well?

Cedric: You're not
going to like this, Pop.

But it seems you owe

$400,000 in back taxes.

Cyril: $400,000!!!

Did the pigs turn in
all their expense sheets?

Cedric: Gee Pop, I don't know.

Cyril: Where are those
lazy swine anyway?

Pig 2: Now we can go back
in time and change things,

Pig 3: It's fool proof.

Cyril: It must be,
if you pigs are using it.

What is this thing, anyway?

Pig 1: It's a
time machine, boss.

Pig 3: The possibilities
are endless.

Pig 1: Time travel could
make you a fortune!

Cyril: Hmmm.. time travel.

Lemme see this thing..

Pigs: Oh.

Cyril: Eh! Hmm..

Cedric: Gee, I don't
know about this, Pop.

Cyril: How do you start
this contraption anyway?

Pig 2: According to the manual
that came with the kit,

uhm.. you just press these.

Cyril: [laughs]

[humming]

[loud whirring, rumbling]

Pigs: Uh-oh!

[loud humming]

[ka-blam!]

Cedric: Pop!!

♪♪

Cyril: Aaaah! Agh!

Pig 2: Oooh!

The time machine.
It works! It works!!

Cyril: Great! Now, let's
start making money!

Computer T.O.M.: Hey!

That's a real go getter attitude
you've got there, Cyril.

Cyril: Who said that?!

T.O.M.: My card.
Cyril: Tom?

T.O.M.: That's me. Time
Observation Monitor.

Time tripping, my speciality.

Cyril: Well, then if you run
this thing let's see it work.

I need money! A king's ransom.
Wait a minute.

Kings..knights..you can
change anything, right?

T.O.M.: Whatever you say, Cyril.

Cyril: Then take me back to
the time the King and Queen

were expected in
the Evergreen forest.

[buzzing]
Cyril/Pig: Uah!

[bleep, blarp, bleep]

T.O.M.: This is the time
you wanted, Cyril.

Rumour has it that the King and
Queen are visiting the forest.

Ralph: The royal family?

How soon do they arrive?

T.O.M.: Here's your main chance
to get back the knighthood

lost by your
great-great-great uncle,

Excalibur Sneer.

Cyril: Oh, this was a major
embarrassment in my life.

T.O.M.: What's this?

Bert Raccoon after
that same knighthood.

Pig 2: There's only supposed
to be one knight per forest.

T.O.M.: Absolutely.

And just look at that mansion.

By the looks of it,
you really expected to be

that one particular knight.

Cyril: Of course I did.
Now get on with it!

T.O.M.: Which is just
what Bert's doing.

'Cause he knows that you
can't become a knight

without a Rite of Passage.

Bert: [giggles]

T.O.M.: He's got the sword..

He's got the shield..

He's got the hair
from a savage beast.

Snag: [growling]

T.O.M.: I'd say he's doing well.

Cyril: Who asked you?

T.O.M.: And now he's got
the most precious thing

in the Evergreen forest.

Bert: That's it!
I've got it all!

T.O.M.: Oops, no he doesn't.

You've stolen it.

Ah, no point in doing all the
work yourself, right Cyril?

Pig 2: No. We usually do that.

[giggles]

T.O.M.: And here it is.

Cyril's big night!

Come on down, Cyril Sneer!

Cyril: Where'd you get this

trash-talking
time machine anyway??

T.O.M.: Shhh. This is
my favourite part.

Your stage debut, Cyril.

Cyril: You mean that
this is all a play?

Beaver: Ooh, that's your cue.

Cyril: My what?
Hey, stop pushing!

Don't you realize, who I am?

Oh! Ha-ha!

Ralph: Ah-ha! What brings you,

fair knight to our forest?

Cyril: I was just in the
neighborhood..I..I

I just thought I'd drop by.

[thud!]

Ooh!

[audience laughing]

Bert: Hey,
what's
going on, guys?

Cedric: [laughing]

It's all been a big
misunderstanding, Bert.

The King and Queen
aren't really coming.

Ralph and Melissa are
just putting on a play.

Bert: A play?!

You mean, that
this was all a play?

Whew. This could have
been embarrassing.

Cedric: [giggles]
It is! Look at Pop!

[laughs]

Cyril: My son..the traitor!

Melissa: Gentle, Sir!

Have you brought a gift
for this great occasion?

Cyril: What?! Um..

Yes, I've brought
with me the most

precious object in the Kingdom.

♪♪

What the heck is it anyway?

[struggles]

Ah!

Peanut butter?! This is
a precious object?!!

What in the blue blood is this?

Melissa: [laughing]

Ralph: [laughing]

Pig: [giggling]

Cyril: Put 'er in reverse.

Stop it..right..here.

Now get me in there.

T.O.M.: Just step over on to
the transport plate, Cyril.

Cyril: I'm ready. Hit it!

[bleep, blurp]

[loud roar]

Uaaaaaaah!

T.O.M.: Oooops!

[bleep, blurp]

Cyril: The quality of
money is not strained.

It droppeth from heaven
on my place beneath.

It blesseth him that takes

and him that invests.

[audience cheering]

♪ [royal trumpet]

Cyril: Your Majesty.

King: I have come to the
Evergreen forest

to reinstate the
good name of Sneer.

Arise, Sir Cyril,

Lord of the Evergreen forest,

and owner of all
the lands therein.

Here are the deeds.

Rule wisely and well.

Cyril: [chuckles]
[audience cheering]

Beam me up, now!

[bleep, blurp]

Pig 2: [giggles]
Oh, welcome back.

Marvelous show, Sir.

Cyril: That's Sir! Sir, to you!

T.O.M.: Time to go home, Cyril.

I need my beauty rest.

And by the looks
of things, so do you.

Cyril: Forget it. We're
taking another little trip.

Pig 2: Oh, where to, boss?

Cyril: We're going to shut
down that rag of a newspaper

those meddling Raccoons
love so much.

I missed my chance before,

but I won't miss this time..

Not with my time machine!

[laughter]

[rumbling]
Who taught you to drive anyway?

T.O.M.: Cyril, time is
a very delicate thing.

[boom!]
Every time you change history,

you set up shock waves
that affect the future.

You just felt one.

Cyril: Are we there yet?

T.O.M.: Yeah, Cyril,
here we go again.

There you are, doing
what you do best..

plotting.

This time you're getting
Mr. Knox to help you buy up

all the ink and
paper everywhere.

just to shut down the
Evergreen Standard newspaper.

Nasty plan, but nice logic.

No paper. No paper!!

♪♪

T.O.M.: The first time around,
you made a deal to pay Knox

in gold, even tough it would
take

everything you had.
Pig: One,

two, four, five, six..

Cedric: Um, you missed three.

T.O.M.: Your biggest problem was
the deadline.

Knox wanted it by
noon on the thirteenth.

And you missed the
deadline, didn't you?

The pigs thought your
gold count was low.

They decided to help out by
making gold from a formula

they found in one of your books.

Cyril: Very commendable.

T.O.M.: However, an electrical
failure interrupted their work.

Pig: Uaaaaaah!

T.O.M.: So the decided to carry
on

at the top of Frean's Peak,

using lightening to
power their experiment.

Unknown to them, Bert Raccoon
had similar idea,

but he hoped to make gold
to save the Standard,

because he's a nice guy.

[loud rumble]

Both experiments failed,

but Bert ended up with the gold.

Your gold, Cyril.

Cyril: My gold?!

Pig 2: It-it was
an accident, boss.

Ehm, ehm, the book said, we
needed gold to make gold.

We got it back. Honest!

[nervous giggle]

T.O.M.: Well, here we are
at your press conference.

You're announcing your, um..

eh, takeover.

Melissa: So you're responsible
for our supplies being cut off?

Cedric: But Pop,
that's hardly nice.

Cyril: Nice?!
This is the nicest thing

that's ever happened to me.

Pigs, call Mr. Knox.

[phone ringing]

Pig 1: Hello?

Uh..really?

Are you sure?!

Heh-heh. Ok, bye.

[chuckles]

Cyril: Who was that?
Pig 1: Uh, heh-eh..

It was uh, Mr Knox's office.

Eh, it seems you're a
little too late..

[rumbling sound]












Cyril: Ya know, you pigs
are really revolting

when you sweat like that.

Pig 1: Uh, he-heh. Sorry, boss.

You missed the deadline, Sir..

They won't sell.

Cyril: What?! But
it isn't noon yet.

He has to sell.

Pig 1: They just told me
it's three minutes past.

Cyril: Three minutes past?

How's that possible?

Who set that clock?

Who?!!

Speak up..I'll make
an example of them.

Cedric: I..I.. I think,
you forget something, Pop..

Um..[quiet mumbling]

Cyril: Speak up.
What secret policy?

Cedric: Uh..maybe, I
shouldn't mention it

in front of the employees?

Cyril: Blast them!!

Tell me.

Cedric: Well Pop, you
rigged the clock years ago

to be five minutes slow

so you can get more
work out of them

and not have to pay
them for it..

g*ng: [laughing]













You must have forgotten.

[laughter]

[loud rumble]













Cyril: Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

T.O.M.: Step onto
the transporter pad,

and we'll get this sordid
little deal over with.

Cyril: Just make sure, I get
that five minutes I need.

[bleep, bloop]

[clock ticking]

[phone ringing]

Knox? It's me again.

Do you still want
to make a deal?

Great. Hang on.

Well, I can make this
deal with Knox right now

and shut down the
Evergreen Standard

for good..
Ralph: [gasps]

Or.. I can take
over the paper,

and you work for me.

[laughing]

Melissa: We'll
never work for you!

Cyril: Knox? Looks
like we've got a deal..

Ralph: No, wait!!

[sighs] We'll sign.

Cyril: Sorry Knox,
the deal's off.

But let's do lunch..soon.

[laughing]

[bleep, blurp]

T.O.M.: These time storms are
draining my energy reserves.

If we don't go now,
we may never go.

Cyril: I'll risk it.

Now, take me to when those
Raccoons cheated me out of

a King's ransom
in pirate treasure.

[laughs]

T.O.M.: All right.
Time shift underway.

[loud buzzing]

♪♪
[loud buzzing]

♪ Turn back the hands
of time tonight ♪

[blast!]
♪♪

♪♪

♪ Turn 'round the score
while there's still time ♪












Cyril: [laughing]

♪♪
Pig: [gasps]

♪♪
[crush!]

♪ Can't you hear our
song on the radio? ♪

♪ Song on the radio

♪♪
Pig: [slurp]

♪♪

♪ Turn back the sands
of time, it's late ♪

♪♪

♪ We're all alone and
the night can wait ♪

♪♪

♪ Where are the friends
we used to know? ♪

♪ Friends we used to know

♪♪

♪ Stop the clock it's
now or never ♪

♪ Hold me close before
it slips away ♪

♪ Stop the clock!!













[loud crash]

Cyril: What's happening?

T.O.M.: It's a time storm.
We're caught.

Cyril: Well, get us out of it!

[loud buzzer]
T.O.M.: I'm trying.

Can't break free.

System malfunction.













Pig: Oh, no! Ooooh!

T.O.M.: Danger! Danger! Danger!













Cyril/Pig 2: Whoo, oh-ooh!

♪♪

[loud crash]

Pig/Cyril: Oooh! Oh!

Cyril: It's over! We made it!

T.O.M.: Yeah, we made it Cyril,

but we may not
make it back again.

Cyril: Nonsense.

You time machines
are always exaggerating.

Let's get at it!

T.O.M.: Okay, Cyril.

The treasure hunt began when
Broo found a treasure map

inside an old boot.

Cyril: Ah-ha! So, that's
where it came from.

Pig 2: Hi-hi, lucky we were
eavesdropping, right Sir?

T.O.M.: Seems nothing
stops Bert and Cedric..

Not even solid rock.

Cyril: That Raccoon must have
solid rock between his ears,

if he thought I'd let him
get away with this one.

T.O.M.: So you trailed
them into the cave

and relieved Bert
and your own son

of the treasure chest.

Nice guy..

Cyril: I didn't steal it!

The treasure was
buried on my land!

T.O.M.: Uh huh.
The deed was a fake, Cyril.

Cyril: Ha! Details!

Broo: [yaps]

Cyril: Now, have a good time!

♪♪

T.O.M.: And here's that great
moment with the cave defenses.

I mean, you should have figured
a treasure would be protected.

You sure can move, Cyril baby.

Cyril: Ehh.. it seemed
like a good idea.

♪♪

[splash!]

T.O.M.: Now here's the real fun.

Nothing like a day
on the river, eh Cyril?

Cyril: Don't remind me.

T.O.M.: Oh, no need.
You can see for yourself.

Cyril: My treasure...

Get my treasure!!

Broo: Woof!

Bert: Oh no.. Cedric,
you get the treasure!

[splash!]

Cedric: Uh..okay.

[motor humming]

Yaaaaah!

[splash!]

♪♪

Cyril: Cedric.. my son!

My only son!

Hold on! I'll save you!

Cedric: No Pop, it's
okay..I can..

Pop? Pop! Pop!!!

♪ [dramatic music]

♪♪

Cyril: [coughing]

♪♪

[loud crash!]

Cedric: Are you,
are you okay, Pop?

Cyril: Where did you
learn to swim like that?

Cedric: Gee Pop, you know
I got my gold

lifesaver's medallion from

Young Aardvark Summer Camp..

You put it in the
vault, remember?

Cyril: You mean to tell me
I lost my treasure

and got myself wet for nothing?

Cedric: Uh, sorry
about that, Pop.

Cyril: Aaaaahhhhh!!

T.O.M.: You really deal with
disappointment well.

Cyril: I'll deal
with it a lot better,

once I get that treasure.

Pig 2: Looks dangerous, boss..

Cyril: No pain, no gain.

[bleep, blurp]

♪♪
[rushing white water]

Pigs: Sir? Oh Sir?

Yoo hoo, Sir!

Cyril: Can you make
it to shore, son?

Cedric: No problem, Pop.
Thanks for asking!

Cyril: Now, finally I get to
see what's inside the chest.

Ha ha! With this I can
buy the tax department!

Beam me up, Tommy.

[laughs]

[bleep, blurp]

T.O.M.: We can't carry
the extra weight.

Cyril: Dump the Pig!
Pig 2: Boss?

Cyril: Oh, alright.
But I'm not leaving

without this treasure.
Step on it.

♪ [dramatic music]

♪♪

Will you quit fooling around
and get us out of here!

T.O.M.: My energy level zero..

We're going to..

crash.

Pig 2: Oh no! We're doomed!

T.O.M.: I tried to warn you,
Cyril.

You can't change history...

T.O.M.: You can't
change history!











Cyril: T.O.M. don't
leave me like this!

T.O.M.: You can't
change history!












Cyril: Do something. Anything.

T.O.M.: You can't
change history!











Cyril: Save me.
I want to go home.

Pig: Uaaaaaah!

T.O.M.: You..can't..change..
history.

T.O.M.: Good bye, Cyril.













Cyril: T.O.M.! T.O.M.! Nooo!

Pig 2: Wake up, boss!

Wake up. Boss?! Wake up!!

Wake up!!

Cyril: What the.. whaaa..
wherrr..where am I?

T.O.M. did it! T.O.M. did it!

Cedric: Are you sure,
you're all right, Pop?

Cyril: Of course I'm alright.
I'm more than alright!

I've been knighted..and..
I own the Evergreen Standard!

But best of all,
I've got enough treasure

to pay off my taxes,
and then some!

Cedric: Pop, what are
you talking about?

Cyril: The time machine! I went
back and fixed things up.

Cedric: Pop, the time machine
blew up when you turned it on.

You've been unconscious all day.

Cyril: You mean.. no treasure?

No knighthood?

This means I'll have
to pay that $400,000

out of my gold reserves?

Cedric: Um, Pop,
I re-calculated.

Cyril: Cedric, my boy.

I'm proud of you. How
much did you knock off?

Cedric: Well, nothing Pop.

It was more like add on..

$200,000.

Cyril: Oh no.

Aaaaaaah!

Bert: Now that's what
I call time travel!

[laughs]

♪ [show theme music]

♪♪

♪ When darkness falls

♪♪

♪ Leaving shadows in the night

♪♪

♪ Don't be afraid

♪♪

♪ Wipe that fear from
your eyes ♪

♪♪

♪ The desperate love

♪♪

♪ Keeps on driving you wrong

♪♪

♪ Don't be afraid

♪♪

♪ You're not alone

♪♪

♪ You can run with us

♪♪

♪ We've got everything
you need ♪

♪ Run with us

♪♪

♪ We are free

♪♪

♪ Come with us

♪♪

♪ I see passion in your eyes

♪ Run with us

♪♪