Narrator: This is the
Evergreen Forest.
Quiet, peaceful, serene.
That is, until
Bert Raccoon wakes up.
Bert Raccoon: Yahoooo!
♪♪
Yeeeehaaaa!
Yikes!
Yaaaah...
[bam!]
[laughs]
[smash!]
Yeaaaah!
Narrator: Luckily, he has some
good friends to help him out.
Broo: [panting]
♪♪
Narrator: Life would be simple
in the forest except for...
Cyril Sneer!
[bleep blarp bloop]
And his life would be simple
except for...
the Raccoons!!
♪ [show theme music]
♪♪
[distant chatter]
Narrator: Anyone in the
Evergreen forest can tell you
that Lady Baden-Baden's parties
are truly grand events.
And as you can see,
her annual Strawberry Social
is the highlight of the season.
Melissa: It was good of you
to take Sophia's place
as social columnist, Bert.
Bert: If I've known
how dull it would be,
I'd of had second thoughts.
Lady Baden-Baden:
Uuuuh! The press!
I'm so delighted
you're here.
Bert: Ah, Lady Daniels wore
an atrocious hat.
Melissa: Bert!
Bert: [giggles]
Oh all right,
well, I guess I'll go see what
titillating tidbits
I can pick up.
Melissa: Okay, Bert,
I'll get a few more photos.
Bert: Pst! Hey, buddy!
Have you got any peanut butter?
Huh! Some party!
No peanut butter?
How can you have a party
without peanut butter?!
Boy! I never seen a
set up like this before.
Cyril: I don't care
what you say!
I think she's fine stock, Knox!
Mr Knox: And I think
you're playing with fire!
Getting involved so quickly.
Cyril: Sooner or later you've
got to take the plunge.
It'll be a great partnership.
I think we were
made for each other.
Mr Knox: So, when do
you make the proposal?
Cyril: Tomorrow! [laughs]
Mr Knox: Hmm, well, the
best of luck to you, Sir.
Lady Baden-Baden:
Uuuh, Mr Sneer, and Mr Knox!
My two favourite men!
And what are you
two talking about?
Mr Knox: Why, ma'am,
The only topic worthy
of discussion,
your bountiful
charms and beauty.
Cyril: Ehm!
Yeah, charms!
Lady Baden-Baden:
Uuuh.. [giggles]
Oh, my-my-my-my-my!
Flattery will
get you everywhere!
Now, who would like to dance?
♪ [tango music]
♪♪
Bert: Cyril Sneer?!
Getting married?!
Cyril?
Naaah! Couldn't be.
[giggles]
He ain't the type!
♪♪
Mr Knox: Oh, man!
You're playing with fire, Sneer,
and you're gonna get b*rned.
[camera click]
Cyril: So, let's get
together in this real soon.
I think, we'd be
dynamite together!
And I think it's about time
we tied the knot, signed CS.
Got all that?!
[laughs]
The Pig: Oh, yes Sir!
Cyril: Get that out
to Mammoth right away.
This will be the business
proposal of the century!
When Mammoth hears my terms,
he'll jump at the merger.
[laughs]
And I'll show Knox!
Playing with fire indeed.
[laughs]
Ohh, and while you're out,
drop off this note
to Lady Baden-Baden.
It's a thank you for
the party last night.
The Pig: No problem boss.
Cyril: Where is Cedric?
I haven't seen him all morning.
There's work to be done.
The Pig: [coughing]
[low voice]
In the kitchen, Sir.
[coughs]
The Pigs: [coughing]
The Pig 2: It smells like
the boss has been smoking
old sweat socks in here.
♪♪
[wind swishes]
The Pig 3: Now look
what you've done!
♪♪
[gentle blowing]
♪♪
The Pig 1: Uh oh, we'd
better
deliver these right away.
[hoof tapping]
Cedric: [humming happilly]
Cyril: Cedric, what
do you think you're doing?
Cedric: Ohh, hi, Pop!
I'm baking a cake.
It's for the Young Aardvark
Society bake sale.
Cyril: [grunts]
[reading] To all
mothers of young aardvarks,
once again we ask
you to contribute
baked goods for our annual sale.
Do you want me to help?
Cedric: No, Pop.
I'm doing all right.
Cyril: Maybe I,
I could hire someone
to do this sort of thing.
Cedric: Nah, I like doing it.
Cyril: Why don't you go
out and buy a nice cake?
Cedric: Nah, it just
wouldn't be the same.
Cyril: Well, do you want me to
come along to the bake sale?
Cedric: Oh no,
that's all right, Pop.
I know, you don't
like those things.
Cyril: Ah.. well, buy me
your cake at the bake sale.
[boink]
Oops! See if you can
get a good deal. [laughs]
Cedric: Sure, Pop.
Cyril: Yes, well,
as soon as you're finished, ehm,
come on upstairs
and cook some books.
[laughs]
Cedric: Will do, Pop!
Cyril: [sad sigh]
I'm only a father.
[door bell chime]
Lady B-B: Yes?
The Pig: Letter
from Cyril Sneer.
Lady B-B: Oh! How nice.
Thank you. You may go! Ta-ta!
[door clangs shut]
The Pig: [imitating]
Oh! You may go! Ta-ta.
The Pig 2: Well, we'd better
get this other one to Mammoth.
Lady B-B: Ugh-uh-uuh.
And I think, it's about
time we tied the knot!
Oh, my-my-my-my-my!
Oh-oooh!
Bert: Oh, I don't know, Melissa,
my social column's a bit dull.
I'll bet Sophia would
have done a better job.
Melissa: I'm sure
it's fine, Bert.
Ralph: It's all in
how you write it.
Bert: You know for a while there
I thought I had some real news.
[laughs]
I thought,
I heard Cyril Sneer
[laughs]
talking about getting married!
[laughing]
Schaeffer: Now, that
would be some story!
Lady B-B: Yuuuhuuu!
Good morning!
Oh, isn't it a
simply beautiful day?
Ralph: Uh, well, um.. yes!
Lady B-B: I would like to
publish a very important
announcement in your
wonderful little newspaper.
Ralph: Certainly,
Lady Baden-Baden.
What's your announcement?
Lady B-B: I would like the
whole Evergreen forest to know
of the impending marriage
between myself
and Mr. Cyril Sneer!!!
♪♪
Cyril: I can't understand why
Mammoth hasn't called yet.
Are you sure you porkers
delivered the proposal to him?
The Pig 1:
Oh, absolutely, Sir.
The Pig 2:
Right to the door, Sir.
[printer humming]
The Pig 3: Oh, wait, Sir!
Something's
coming across now.
♪♪
[reading] From Mammoth
to Sneer. Stop.
Don't remember inviting
you to a party. Stop.
You're welcome anyway. Stop.
Cyril: Party?!
What's that tubby
tycoon talking about?
Cedric: Pop! Lady Baden-Baden
is here to see you.
Cyril: Can't you see, I'm busy!
Tell her to come back
sometime when I'm not here!
Cedric: I don't think
she'll go for that, Pop.
Lady B-B: Uuuuh, Cyril!
Yes, yes, yes!
I do accept! I do! I do!
Cyril: Uh-ehm.. That's nice.
What is it you accept?
Lady B-B: Uuh, you
silly, wonderful man!
Why, your proposal
of marriage, of course!
Cyril: But I, but I..
Lady B-B: Oh, we have
so much to plan for
and so little time!
Oh, there's my dress,
and the finger towels.
Oh, and the doilies...
Cyril: Doilies?!
You mixed up those
letters, didn't you?
The Pig: Oh,
well, well, um..
Cedric: Gee...
Pop married?
Lady B-B: ..yes, and the
flowers and the limousine
Cyril: Cedric!! Wait!!
Lady B-B: Oh, and
the bows on the pews!
Cyril: Cedric!
Lady B-B: And now, you
must show me your house!
Where are the rest
of your domestics?
[printing press humming]
Bert: Wooow! What a story!
Ralph: I still can't believe it!
Melissa: I think, it's romantic.
All: Cedric!!!
Melissa: Congratulations!
You must be so happy.
Sophia: This is such a good news
Schaeffer: Congratulations!
Bert: We kept the first
copy for you, Cedric.
As a souvenir.
Cedric: Um, thanks, Bert!
Bert, can I talk to you?
Privately?
Bert: Huh?
Oh, sure, Cedric, old buddy.
Lady B-B: Oh, Cyril, this place
certainly needs a woman's touch.
I don't know how you've
lived like this for so long.
Cyril: Hammett!
Lady B-B: Oh!
What a wonderful team
we're going to make, Cyril.
You were so right
about the partnership.
We'll make beautiful
music together. Ta-taa!
Ohh, and Cyril,
if you must keep
pigs in the house,
couldn't you dress
them up a bit?
I have my domestics
wearing neckties.
[slam!]
Oh!!
Cyril: The kind of necktie
I've got in mind
for you three walking sausages
is made of rope!
Now get that proposal out
to the right Mammoth!
The Pigs: Oh, yes, Sir!
[hoofs tapping]
Cyril: And now I've
got to find Cedric,
and explain this to him.
♪♪
Bert: You mean,
your Pop didn't tell you
he was gonna get married?
Cedric: No.
Bert: Well, um, maybe he forgot.
Cedric: I don't think so, Bert.
Maybe, he was just
afraid of what I'd say.
Maybe, he thought
I wouldn't like it.
Bert: Well, um..
Cedric: Perhaps
I've been selfish.
Pop's been alone so long.
Maybe he needs someone...
to talk to.
A companion! I never thought
about Pop being lonely.
Cyril: Cedric!!
Cedric, my boy.
Cedric: Pop?
Cyril: I've been looking
all over for you.
Cedric: You didn't have to
do that. I was right here.
Cyril: We've got to talk. Alone!
Bert: Um, I'll see
you later, Cedric.
Cyril: Son, about this
Baden-Baden thing.
Cedric: Congratulations, Pop!
I'm very...happy for you.
Cyril: You...you are?
Cedric: Sure, I am!
I think it will be great
for you to have a wife,
and I'll...have a mother.
Cyril: Well, that's great!
♪♪
♪ In everybody's life,
just once, ♪
♪
♪ Hopefully twice
♪ Someone will write
you a song ♪
♪♪
♪ In everybody's life,
just once, ♪
♪♪
♪ Hope for it twice
♪ Someone like you comes along
Lady B-B: Yoohoo!
♪ And gets me singing
♪ All through the night
♪ When you're singing
♪ I hold you so tight
♪ When you're singing,
♪ You make it so right
♪ That someone like
you comes along ♪
♪♪
Cyril: What am I
getting myself into?
♪♪
Bert: [giggles] Boy,
looks like Lady Baden-Baden's
been busy already.
[knocking]
Ralph: My! Aren't we spiffy?
The Pig: Go ahead, laugh.
Lady B-B: Whoo iiiis it?
Melissa: We've brought some
wedding gifts for you.
Lacy B-B: Just
freshening the place up.
So what do you think?
Bert: Well, it's, um,
eh, um, it's very.
um, [giggles].. pink?
Cyril: What's this!?
Not more doilies?
Melissa:
Congratulations, Mr Sneer.
Schaeffer: We've just
come to wish you luck.
Cyril: I'll need it!
Ugh!
[sniff-sniff]
♪♪
Lady B-B: There!
Isn't that better?
Cedric: [Laughs]
Yes... thanks!
Ralph: So? Uhm..
When's the wedding?
Mr Knox: Never!!
As far as I'm concerned.
Lady B-B: Oh! My dear, Mr Knox,
whatever do you mean?
Mr. Knox: Oh Lady Baden-Baden,
I've concealed my true
feelings long enough.
I love you.
And I want you to be my bride.
Cyril: You do? That's great!
Cedric: Huh?
Cyril: I mean it's great that
you want to, but...heh...
she's marrying me, Knox!
Mr. Knox:
In that case, Mr. Sneer,
I challenge you to meet me
in the field of honor...
[gasps]
for the hand of
Lady Baden-Baden.
[thwap]
Melissa: You look wonderful,
no matter who you marry.
Sophie:
Oh, I think it's romantic.
Imagine, Mr. Knox sending
you roses all these years!
Lady B-B: And I never
knew who they were from!
I always thought it was my
flower-of-the-month club
selection!
If only he'd told me!
Melissa: Who do you hope wins?
Lady B-B: Ooh!
It's so difficult!
Mr. Knox is so, so...you know,
and Mr. Sneer, well he's just...
he's just...you know.
Melissa: We sure do!
Pig: We can't let the boss
go through with this.
It's a fate worse than death!
Pig 2: Oohh! What will we do?
Pig 1: Appeal to his
better judgement?
Pig 1: Why, the ring alone boss!
Pig 2: That's $40,000
for a good one.
Pig 2: Oh, here's a nice
honeymoon spot, boss!
Pig 3: One week, all inclusive,
fruit basket in your room...
Pig 2:
Only #10,000 for one week!
Pig 3: The honeymoon of a
lifetime in the Porkinos.
Pig 2: Don't forget the
cost of the reception.
Pig 1: And of course boss,
she'll only own
half of all your assets!
Cyril: Half! Stop!
I've had enough!
Pig 3: Why don't you
just call her, boss?
Tell her that there's
been a big mistake.
[phone ringing]
Cyril: WHAT?!?
Mammoth Assistant: Mr. Mammoth,
speaking as a dear friend
of Lady Baden-Baden,
hopes you will win
her hand in marriage.
Cyril: Thanks, I'm touched!
Assistant: Mr. Mammoth says,
that although you're a very
poor choice for a husband,
you are a great deal more
acceptable than Mr. Knox.
Cyril: I'm touched. Twice!
Mammoth: [mumbling]
Assistant: Mr. Mammoth says,
the bottom line is,
no marriage, no merger.
Is that clear, Sneer?
Cyril: He he!
W-where did you say...
was a good spot
for the honeymoon?
Cyril: Why do they always
have to have these things
at the cr*ck of dawn?
Schaeffer: It's tradition.
And since I've been
appointed judge,
I'd like to make sure that
everything runs by the book.
[clears his throat]
There are three trials
to choose from.
Trial by fire, air and water.
Lady Baden-Baden,
will you draw one from the hat?
Lady B-B: Trial by water!
Oh, that sounds so exciting!
Mr. Knox: My element ma'am!
And I assure you
I shall return...
triumphant!
[smooch]
Lady B-B: Ooohhh!
Ooh-oooh!
Schaeffer:
According to the rules,
the first challenger to find a
rare Evergreen Lake clam pearl
and return, is the winner.
Good luck, gentlemen.
Cedric: Good luck, Pop!
Lady B-B: Ooh, don't
they look dashing!
Cedric: Pop must really be in
love with Lady Baden-Baden.
He doesn't even
know how to swim.
[eerie underwater sounds]
Melissa: They've been down
there an awfully long time!
Pig 2: This is our last chance
to make sure the boss loses!
Turn down his air pressure.
That should slow him up!
Pig 3: The boss will
thank us for this!
[eerie underwater sounds]
[bonk]
[clunk]
[hissing]
Pig 3: Oh no!
The boss is in trouble!
Oohh! Quick!
Turn up the air pressure!
[beeping]
[hissing]
[bloop bloop bloop bloop]
[kaboom]
Pig 1: It's a bird!
Pig 2: It's a plane!
Pig 3: Noooo!
It's Super Clam!
Cyril: Aaaaaaahhhh!
[ka-blam!]
[ka-boing]
Ladies: Oohh!
Schaeffer: A winner!
Mr. Knox: Well, I reckon
the better man won.
Congratulations, Mr. Sneer.
I hope you'll be...
very happy.
Lady B-B: I'll never,...
[crunch]
never forget you, Cyril.
Mr. Knox: Huh? M-M-My lady!
Cyril: I-I...
don't understand.
Lady B-B:
Dear Cyril, forgive me.
You see, once I learned that
Mr. Knox had loved me all these
years,
I realized that I too loved him.
I do hope you understand.
Sure. Sure, I understand.
I only want what's best for you.
Good luck!...To both of you.
Hey Knox! Hope you like pink!
Cedric: Pop! Pop! Wait up!
I tried son.
I tried my best for you.
I really wanted you
to have someone.
Someone who could
be a mother to you.
I'm sorry.
Cedric: For me?
But I'm sorry for you!
I thought you wanted a wife!
I was being happy...for you!
Cyril: You mean, you're not sad?
Cedric: Heck no, Pop!
I mean, Lady Baden-Baden
was nice, but...
not as a mother.
Besides Pop,
I couldn't have a better mother
and father...than you!
Cyril: You...you mean that?
Cedric: Sure, Pop.
We make a great team,
just the two of us!
'Til the right lady comes along.
Cyril: Wo-would you...
like to hear about...
your mother?
Cedric: I sure would, Pop.
Cyril: She was a,
a wonderful lady, son.
Cedric: Ooh!
Cyril: I loved her!
She really knew
how to make money!
Cedric: Oh, really?
♪ [show theme music]
♪♪
♪ When darkness falls
♪♪
♪ Fading shadows in the night
♪♪
♪ Don't be afraid
♪ Wipe that fear
from your eyes ♪
♪♪
♪ A desperate love
♪ Keeps on driving you wrong
♪♪
♪ Don't be afraid
♪ You're not alone
♪♪
♪ You can run with us
♪♪
♪ We've got
everything you need ♪
♪ Run with us
♪♪
♪ We are free
♪♪
♪ Come with us
♪♪
♪ I see passion in your eyes
♪ Run with us
♪♪
02x09 - Courting Disaster!
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Series revolves around Bert Raccoon and married couple Ralph and Melissa Raccoon, of whom Bert is a friend and roommate.
Series revolves around Bert Raccoon and married couple Ralph and Melissa Raccoon, of whom Bert is a friend and roommate.