i think greg's right streamlining is the
key to this merger
i suppose i don't think there's a point
in having both a new york and a
philadelphia office oh
enough business enough kathy i don't
know about you but i'll be delighted
when this merger is done
i have not seen my husband in weeks i
know what you mean
yeah if it wasn't for me showing up at
the office buck naked in a raincoat greg
and i would have no quality time
i tried to get him to do phone sex but
he's not really a dirty talker it's not
really something you can teach
we were talking business i am enjoying
working with your son he really has a
firm grasp on the ins and outs of this
merger oh you guys should try phone sex
i think he's a natural
oh my goodness it's getting late oh
honey it's still early
let's go salsa dancing
don't i don't think the kinks are salsa
dancing people
well honey that's why the good lord
invented tequila sh**t
i'm in certainly
not don't worry i'm not gonna ask for
money i'm just here to do my laundry
kelly can't you say hello to our guests
hi i'm kelly i'm a big disappointment to
my parents
more coffee yes it's delicious yes
thanks
it's jamaican blue mountain isn't anyone
going to go talk to the angry girl with
the dirty clothes
she doesn't want to hear from us yeah
you're probably right
i'll do it don't wait gregory
let her go her working here is done
dean's listed berkeley she quits to join
a rock and roll band yes but we're
hoping she put that behind her dear
it seems the band broke up because the
drummer was arrested
well that's certainly good news dharma
your copy's getting cold
what are you worried about son greg
guess what i just joined a rock and roll
band
well that
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so
[Applause]
not bad and she has tons of experience
yeah i played in a bunch of garage bands
and i played in jamaican steel drum band
on fisherman's wharf and also a friend
of mine used to stalk phil collins so i
actually learned a lot just standing
outside his place and listening
yeah yeah kelly says we can use your
dad's van that's right she's in
you're in i mean that's so cool
bad news guys she's in a band
she's in this band all right
i promise if we hit it big you'll quit
the other one
scouts so do we have a name we keep
changing our minds first
we were the bottom feeders and then we
were joe and then carpet burn
how about this suspicious looking mole
i think we should just commit to a name
and have it tattooed on our asses
in that case i vote for joe and maybe
without the e
good it wasn't a dream my wife really
did join a band
hi minnie you remember kelly and this is
simone and that's jared
and i'm jared
no jared
[Laughter]
honey can i uh talk to you in the
kitchen for a second sure
they call each other honey could you
just stick needles in your eyes or what
you can but you shouldn't
so are you gonna finally tell me what's
bugging you okay look now that i'm
working for my dad's company when we're
in these social situations like last
night it's different from when i had my
own practice you know
i i really feel like i'm under the
microscope honey i know that that's why
i'm doing everything i can to help you
i know you think you are i went with you
to the business dinner i was nice to the
people i befriended their daughter i
joined her band how is that not helping
okay why don't we focus on i joined her
rock band and we'll come back to i was
nice to the people
great kelly's parents are angry because
they feel like she's wasting her life
if she can succeed at this they'll come
around and if she can't she'll realize
it on her own
and stop blaming them for holding her
back this way a family heals
her dad gets to concentrate on business
the merger goes through capitalism
thrives i get to have a tattoo on my
butt and be in a band win win win
win ouch and win
that went well
uh before we go over these numbers i'd
just like to say something about what
happened the other night
uh i think dharma joining the band could
give kelly a chance to get this out of
her system
or maybe your wife stuck her nose in
where it doesn't belong
that's another valid way of looking at
it we were making progress with the girl
we were going to get her back in school
there were worse things she could be
doing than playing in a rock band i'm
not so sure about that
the other night the wife and i were
watching something called laith garrett
behind the music
poor sad bastard
sure but sean cassidy turned out okay
i'm sorry to interrupt mr montgomery but
there's a telephone call
is it urgent well we haven't been
working together long enough for me to
be making that judgment
what is it apparently your wife and her
band are playing nude on the roof of
your building and the police have
arrived
for god's sake for a future reference
janet with my wife that sort of thing
really isn't urgent
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i'm an attorney and i will explain it to
them and uh they're really very sorry
what law says you can't stand naked on
the roof of your own building and play
music
it's actually two separate laws dharma
i don't get how this is any different
than singing in the shower
i'm sure you don't um thanks very much
for understanding
hey tell randy down in central booking
that simone says yo
haven't you embarrassed your mother
enough you have to parade yourself in
front of all of san francisco
san francisco doesn't really mind this
kind of thing
what was the thinking here well this is
the cool part about being in a band you
know you're making music the creativity
is flowing
and people get these ideas we were
jamming and jared said hey let's go play
on the roof
and i said let's go play on the roof
naked
i said cool all right kelly let's go
i don't think so can i just say
something no
i know the naked thing is a little like
182.
but man is good and don't you think that
what kelly wants to do with her life is
her choice not while she's living in an
apartment that i'm paying the rent on
you know what keep your apartment keep
your damn money
okay we've got that figured out let's go
downstairs where are you going to live
on the street
maybe maybe your friends would enjoy
hearing about the kincaid's little girl
homeless and destitute you know what
don't worry she's not going to live on
the street she can stay with us
kelly how is that not helping
so uh the naked girls in the band
they're cute
i wasn't really looking at them pete oh
yeah i understand
i mean your wife's up there naked too
you pretty much got to look at her most
of the time
but was there one of the girls a little
harder not to look at than the other
see you weren't looking at the guy were
you
although if you look at the guy a little
bit first then you look at the girls
nobody's suspicious huh
yeah they just think you're looking at
naked people
they're not catching on that you're
looking at naked women
like at the museum
dude if you really need to look at naked
women they're magazines
sure sure but it's nice to get out
hello boys hi dad hey boss listen
gregory kenneth kincade uh gave me a
jingle something about
naked people on the roof of your
building and that's all they were to
greg just naked people
thank you pete uh what exactly went on
well apparently somebody said let's play
on the roof and somebody else said let's
play naked on the roof and dharma
couldn't stop them no matter how hard
she tried
well good for her for trying that's what
i said gregory uh i've known ken
kade for um a good many years
he's a bit of a stick in the mud would
you feel better if i
uh took it from here no dad that's not
necessary i
i really would like to see this through
look
these things happen i i remember the
first big account i handled for my
father i was a young
single fellow about to make a huge sale
to a company in cleveland
i flew out there to meet with a guy and
i had to make a long story short i
i ended up having a little fling with
his wife
really it wasn't my fault i
uh i'd never had a tom collins before
and and when your dad found out he took
you off the account oh no no no they
were getting a divorce
uh she got the company he became one of
our biggest clients so we do business
with him even today of course
woman's in her 90s now the bloom is off
the rose
you know what i mean what does this have
to do with uh dharma joining kelly's
band
oh i guess it's not an exact parallel
well anyway i'll try to smooth things
over with kimcade
uh dad it's not mrs lindstrom is it
well she had her own hair and teeth once
thanks for letting us use your van oh my
pleasure i'm sorry it was so windy back
there
what happened to the side door oh larry
took it out he's toying with the idea of
putting in a bay window
where do you want me to put this larry
that stays in the van no
i think that's mine
yep that's my tire
hello hi is uh
all this stuff kelly's no see here's the
thing no no thanks no
thanks they all lived with kelly for a
while when she moved out they had
nowhere else to go donna can i speak to
you privately in the kitchen i don't
think so it's kind of simone's room now
have you ever heard of knocking
i don't think i like her i know that's
why i put her in there
i don't believe it or not my problem is
not the woman shaving her armpits where
i
wash my lettuce oh good for you greg
that show's gross
my father called me on the carpet today
in his own
strange way because of me well darm in
the last 48 hours you've convinced
kenneth kincade's daughter to quit
college you played naked with her on the
roof and now
she and her band are living with us it's
not like you're gonna get fired
it's not about getting fired it's about
how i look professionally and i really
need your support here
you want to talk about someone who is
not being supportive
you haven't said one supportive thing
about this band how can
you compare my job to this ridiculous
band there it is
right there right there you all just
heard it oh dharma
wait
dude your snake's clogged
hey hi your mom said you'd be down here
when i'm angry i like to slice slam it's
very calming
plus dimitri doesn't mind i got a white
falafel
sandwich
what's up listen i know what you're
going through
greg is just like my dad everything you
do is wrong
he's not really like your father they
won't let you play in a band they don't
even want to talk about you getting your
nipples pierced
it's all right yeah maybe he's a little
like your father
i said a bladder that's a
i wish i could deal with my parents the
way you handled brent
how do i handle greg you know you don't
tiptoe around him
you do whatever you want you want to be
in a band boom
you're in a band you want the band to
move in boom there they are
you don't waste your time explaining
things because you know he's never going
to get it
so screw him right well
[Music]
you cover for me here please i guess
i need a a greek salad and two euros
hi hi
where is everybody well jared and your
dad went to see a guy
with red hair who may or may not still
live in san leandro
and simone borrowed our steak knives and
went to some sort of religious service
phil you were right i have been making
your life harder and i'm really sorry no
no this is my fault i shouldn't have
dragged you to the kincaids in the first
place they're
boring stuffy people and of course they
don't get you
that's their problem i get you yeah most
the time
and come on be honest you know you don't
really like going to these dull
business dinners and playing guess whose
wife got a facelift
no that's a plan for money so
you know what i'm thinking is i'll just
go to these things alone and you can do
the things you like to do you know get
into the band get a sound
this is what you want to do yeah i think
it's a good plan
tomorrow night there's a um reception
for some konesco executives and and
you don't have to go um okay
okay i mean i know it's not a perfect
solution oh that's fine
you bring me back some big shrimp sure
see in this way you don't have to ruin a
perfectly good bra bringing them home
it's not ruined it's still my shrimp bra
ah thank you son have you met the boys
from uh from kinesco this is ralph
dawkins and carl walker from the midwest
marketing division nice to meet you oh
there's a
there's kenneth let's say hello i'm sure
we'll be seeing a lot of each other
actually you won't after the merger
they're toast
kenneth welcome to the montgomery
industries family
thank you edward you know i owe your son
here an apology
i gave him a hard time about his wife
but it turned out that dharma getting
involved with my daughter really did
work out for the best
well i'm not surprised i am ted what
happened
well she put an end to this whole band
thing she quit
kicked the kids out of your apartment
this morning kelly's back with us
talking about finishing college tell her
thanks for me
hey you can tell her yourself look
ladies i am
so sorry i'm late i was almost out the
door when i realized i was wearing last
year's scar so i had to spin my knee and
marcus and i was taking the valet
forever to find the car was taking so
long it was almost easier to just go buy
a new one
i know the feeling so glad that you're
here your husband said you weren't
coming
well you know i think it's better to
keep them on a need-to-know basis
all right girls kitty this is my
absolute
favorite color on you is it yes
yeah are you feeling all right don
lipster excuse us
do not leave until we talk about those
shoes yum
what are you doing check me out i'm a
corporate wife
i'm wearing pantyhose
this is new we like this
i told you you didn't have to come here
i wanted to come why
okay i don't want to do separate things
honey
it starts with me not coming with you to
these parties and then we go on separate
vacations and then pretty soon we have
separate bedrooms and then pretty soon
we're in separate houses and then you
decide to sell yours then you fall in
love with a real estate
agent i find out about it start hitting
the bottle and then one day i'm on my
bus bench in front of the liquor store
you want to buy and you don't even know
me
that's not gonna happen damn right it's
not gonna happen because i'm gonna come
to these boring functions and i am going
to talk about shopping
and i'm going to walk around like i have
a riding crop on my butt just like
everybody else at this party
i'm just getting the hang of it next
time it'll go better
okay how cool is this
i went to saks and i got a makeover
and then i went to neiman's and they
made me back
nice
who's that that's either joe or
suspicious looking mole they were going
to vote when you get up there
i swear to god i told them they couldn't
play here anymore even wrote it down and
made jared read it back to me
i i called them they were a little uh
ticked at you for quitting but i
explained it was my fault and i think
that they understood although simone did
put a curse on me
honey i told you i didn't want to do
separate lives yeah i know
that's why we're going to go back to the
way we used to do things how's that well
you know
we love each other a lot my parents
aren't crazy about you your parents
aren't crazy about me you go to my
things you embarrass the hell out of me
you embarrass me at my things
really huh
anyway it worked kind of for four and a
half years so i think we ought to you
know stick to it
what's mr kincaid going to say when he
finds out kelly's back in the band
it's going to be a little awkward for me
at work and uh you know he and kelly
will have some things to deal with he's
gonna crap a cow yeah basically
okay
i'll be up on the roof have fun nope not
naked not naked
[Music]
my baby
[Music]
here he comes walking down the line
the kind of guy that makes me feel so
far
i had some guys standing all alone
hey pretty baby let me take you home
i really saw him i really really saw him
here we go now
[Music]
okay
05x17 - She's with the Band
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Free-spirited Dharma, a yoga instructor and dog trainer, meets and falls for polar opposite Greg, a Harvard-educated U.S. attorney.
Free-spirited Dharma, a yoga instructor and dog trainer, meets and falls for polar opposite Greg, a Harvard-educated U.S. attorney.