02x04 - Goofy Baby

[bunniefuu]

Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right!

Let's go.

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words:

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse.

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

MAN: Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present.

-Daisy!
-Here.

-Goofy!
-Hyuck! Here.

-Pluto!
-[BARKS]

-Minnie!
-Oh, here.

-Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
Ha, ha!

[MICKEY READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Welcome to our clubhouse.

Huh? Oh, thanks, Pluto.

[BARKS]

Oh, boy. It's a note
from Professor von Drake.

It says, "Pull the lever
to the Anywhere Area."

Gosh, I wonder
what the professor's up to today.

Let's see!

There's Professor von Drake.

Everybody say, "Hi, professor!"

Whoa! Ha, ha!

Well, hello there, Mickey.

And hello to you too,
out there in the audience.

[CHUCKLES]

Now, would you look at this here?
I have just finished my latest invention.

Introducing the von Drake
Tick-Tock Time Machine.

A time machine?

How does it work, Professor?

Well, this time machine will take you back
to any time in history you want to go.

And by that, I mean the past.

I've always wanted to go back in time
to be a shiny knight.

MICKEY: Ha, ha! Aw, Goofy.
You mean a knight in shining armor.

Yep, that's right! Back to the time
of castles and dragons!

Beautiful! And so now we got a volunteer
to travel back to another time.

Just step right up there. Step right up.

Okey dokey!

[CHUCKLES]

This is gonna be fun.

Now, here's a little song I made up
just for the occasion.

And I'm gonna sing you all about it.

♪ You go in one way on the left
You come out different on the right ♪

♪ You go in on the left ♪

♪ And come out on the right ♪

Oh, boy!

Sir Goofy the knight in shining armor
gonna come out faster than a hot strudel!

[WHIRRING]

[BELLS RINGING]

I'm going on a trip back in time!

[CHUCKLES]

-Ha, ha! See you later, Goofy.
-Bon voyage!

[BARKING]

GOOFY: That tickles! Heh.

Here comes Goofy!

[BELL DINGS]

[BABBLING]

What?

[BABBLING]

Oh, my.

That is not a Goofy knight
in shining armor.

Whoa! What did Goofy turn into?

A baby! Right.

Oh, no!

This is one bad pickle
we got happening over here.

Somehow, my tick-tock machine

took Goofy back to the time
when he was a baby!

And that is not the time when the knights
was in the shining armor.

[BARKS]

[GIGGLING]

Ba! Ba!

[BARKS]

Doggie.

[BABBLING]

[CHUCKLES]

What a cutie.

Professor, we've got to change
Goofy Baby back into Goofy.

Right you are there, Mickey.

Say, will you help us babysit Goofy Baby

while the professor
fixes the time machine?

You will? Thanks!

Now, don't worry there, kiddies.

The professor gonna fix that time machine

faster than you say Ludwig von Drake!

We're gonna need some Mouseketools
to help us babysit Goofy Baby.

Come on! To the Mousekedoer!

♪ Mouseker-hey
Mouseker-hi, Mouseker-ho! ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready
Mouseker-set, here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work-it-through-er ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

[RINGING]

♪ Oh, Toodles
It's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

Meeska, mooska, mousekedoer!

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools
Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

A bouncy ball. Ooh! Bouncy.

Tape! Ooh, sticky.

A ladder. Good for climbing.

And the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for me-dle and you-dle ♪

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

[RINGING]

All right. We've got our Mouseketools.

Now we can babysit Goofy Baby.

[GASPS]

Uh-oh.

[SNIFFING]

Pee-ew!

Heh. I think we need to change
Goofy Baby's diaper.

[BABBLING]

Whew, heh. Thanks, Handy Helpers.

[BABBLING]

Uh-oh.

MICKEY: Whoops! Diadey down.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

Why do you think Goofy Baby's diaper
keeps falling down?

Yep, it's too big.

We better check our Mouseketools

to see if there's something
to hold the diaper up.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

-Oh, Toodles!
-[HOWLS]

[BELL RINGS]

[RINGING]

Ooh.

MICKEY: We've got a bouncy ball, tape,

a ladder, and the Mystery Mouseketool.

Which Mouseketool can we use
to hold up Goofy Baby's diaper?

The tape. Right!

We got ears. Say, "Cheers"!

[BELL RINGS]

All right. Now let's tape up
Goofy Baby's diaper.

Hmm. Let's try using
two pieces of tape on each side.

DONALD: Okay!

One, two pieces here.

Plus one, two pieces there.

So how many pieces of tape
does that make altogether?

Two pieces plus two more...

makes four.

Four pieces of tape. Right!

Are four pieces of tape
enough to hold up the diaper?

[BABBLING]

Oh, you bet you!

Say, while the professor
fixes the time machine,

let's take Goofy Baby out for a walk.

Ha, ha! Well, I better get my old stroller
out of the garage.

Come on, Pluto.

[BARKING]

[LAUGHING AND BABBLING]

Hello.

Ah!

[SQUEAKS]

Ah-ah-ah-ah. Mustn't touch.

-Whee!
-What? Oh, no!

Goofy Baby, come back!

[LAUGHING]

[HUMMING]

Donald, where's Goofy Baby?

Well, he was here a minute ago.

A minute ago? What happened?

[INSTRUMENTS PLAYING]

Do you see Goofy Baby?

-[BARKING]
-Yoo-hoo!

Yep, there he is, up in the fanfara.

Hmm. I wonder how we're gonna get
all the way up there without the cup car.

A Mousketool?

Good thinking, Donald.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

-[HOWLS]
-Oh, Toodles!

[BELL RINGS]

MICKEY: Hmm, let's see.

Which Mouseketool can we use
to reach Goofy Baby?

Ho, ho, the ladder! Right!

We got ears. Say, "Cheers"!

I'll get him.

Okay, Donald.
But first, we need the crank the ladder

so it can reach the fanfara.

This ladder goes up by fives.

To make it rise up,

we gotta turn the crank
all the way around to number 50.

Count by fives and turn the crank with me!

Five, 10, 15,

twenty, 25, 30,

thirty-five, 40, 45...

-Fifty!
-Fifty!

Whew. Good counting.

You're safe, little fellow.

Aw.

Ha, ha! Great!

Now we can take Goofy Baby for a walk.
Come on, babysitters.

[BABBLING]

Look. Who's that?

[MINNIE & DAISY LAUGH]

Minnie and Daisy. Right!

Hi there, boys!

Ooh! How sweet.

A baby!

DAISY: Oh. And he looks just like Goofy.

Well, actually, Goofy wanted to be
a knight in shining armor,

but when he went through
the professor's time machine,

he turned back into a baby.

-Oh!
-He did?

And we turned into Goofy Babysitters.

I'm babysitting!

Oh, Donald! That's a big job.

Aw, it's easy.

-What?
-Oh, look, Mickey!

Goofy Baby's gone!

What's that?

You see Goofy Baby? Where?

[BABBLING]

Yeah, there he is!

We better go get him.

Got you!

[HONKS]

Whee!

Thanks for helping me get Goofy Baby.

[RUMBLING]

[WHINING]

Uh-oh! Sounds like Goofy Baby is hungry.

What should we do?

Ha, ha! That's right. We better feed him.

But we don't have any food.

Oh! I know what do to.
Let's check our Mouseketools.

Great idea, Daisy.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: "Oh, Toodles!"

[BELL RINGS]

Whee!

MICKEY: We need something
to feed Goofy Baby.

Can we feed him a bouncy ball?

Nah. Heh!

That means it's time
for the Mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool"!

ALL: Mystery Mouseketool!

What's today's Mystery Mouseketool?

Baby bottles! And how many are there?

Three. Right!

Will the baby bottles
help us feed Goofy Baby?

[BELL RINGS]

They sure will.

We got ears. Say, "Cheers"!

Hmm. Goofy Baby is really hungry,

so let's give him the bottle
filled with the most milk.

Which baby bottle
is filled with the most milk?

That one. Right! It's almost full.

I'll feed him!

Oh! Aah!

Ouch.

Aw, I dropped it.

Aw, Donald, no use crying
over spilled milk,

because we've got more.

As you can see, these two baby bottles
are each only half full of milk.

Neither one will be enough.

That's right. But watch!

If Daisy pours the milk
from her half-full bottle

into Minnie's half-full bottle,
the bottle fills up to the top,

because two halves make a whole!

-Ta-da!
-Ta-da!

Now we have a full bottle of milk
to feed Goofy Baby.

Here you go, sweetie.

[BABBLING]

[GURGLING]

[CRYING]

Oh. Oh, dear.
Please don't cry, Goofy Baby.

[SCREAMS]

[CRYING]

[SNORING]

[GOOFY BABY SCREAMS]

Who's making all that racket?

Oh! What should we do?

All right, all right.
What's all the ruckus?

Oh. Well, it's a pretty little baby.

Oh, ho, look at the little guy.

Hello there. Hello there.

Who's a cute little bitty buddy?

[CRYING]

Goofy Baby won't stop crying,
and we've tried everything.

Gee, we already changed his diaper
and took him for a walk.

And we just fed him. What else can we do?

Just fed him, eh? Did you burp him?

ALL: No.

Well, that's probably why
the little guy's crying.

After you feed a baby,
you've got to burp him.

Aw, look at him. Come here, little baby.

You know, to get me to burp,

my mama always patted me
on the back like this.

♪ Top, top, bottom, bottom ♪

♪ Middle, middle, middle ♪

♪ Top, top, bottom, bottom ♪

♪ Middle, middle, middle ♪

Let's all pat Goofy Baby.

♪ Top, top, bottom, bottom ♪

♪ Middle, middle, middle ♪

♪ Top, top, bottom, bottom ♪

♪ Middle, middle, middle ♪

[BURPS]

Gosh. Heh!

Gee, thanks for your help, Pete.

And thank you too.

Oh, sure thing, pal.

But just remember to keep it down.

I get cranky without my naps.

Come on, babysitters.

Let's go see if the professor
has fixed the time machine.

Then we can change Goofy Baby
back into Goofy.

Professor, have you fixed
the time machine?

Almost got it, Mickey.
Only one piece missing, just.

What we're needing now
to finish is a sphere.

That's something round like an orange,
not flat like a blueberry pancake.

And it goes right in there.

Gee, Mickey,
where are we gonna get a sphere?

Mousekedoodle!

Ha, ha! Goofy Baby's trying
to say "Mouseketool."

He's so smart.

Hey, I think we have one Mouseketool left.

Do you remember
what the last Mouseketool is?

A ball? Well, let's see.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

[BELL RINGS]

Look! Our last Mousketool
is a bouncy ball.

Is a bouncy ball a sphere?

It sure is. A ball is perfectly round.

Hey! We've used all our Mouseketools!

Say, "Super cheers!"

[RINGING]

We can use the bouncy ball
to fix this time machine.

[SQUEAKING]

[WHIRRING]

Whoa, boy!

The von Drake
Tick-Tock Time Machine is working.

Now we can change Goofy Baby
back into big Goofy.

[BABBLING]

And remember...

♪ You go in one way on the left
You come out different on the right ♪

♪ In on the left ♪

♪ And come out on the right ♪

[WHIRRING]

[GIGGLING]

Bye-bye!

Gosh, I hope this works, Professor.

[RINGING]

Hiya, everybody!

[CHEERING]

Who is that?

It's Goofy. Right!

And he's all grown up again. Ha, ha!

Oh, wasn't that something?

My tick-tock time machine worked!

The professor is still a genius.

Mm-hm.

So now, Goofy,
we can take you back in time

to be a knight in the shining armor.

-Ready?
-Heh.

No, thanks, Professor.

I enjoy being good old Goofy me.

Gorsh! But, uh, maybe you could
find me some pants.

[CHUCKLING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

Good work, babysitters.

And thanks to you very much

for helping the professor
fix the time machine.

And changing me back into... me!

Ha, ha! Come on, everybody.
Up on your feet.

That's it. Let's do the hot dog dance.

♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKING]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

Come on, everybody.
Do the hot dog dance just like me.

Flap your arms like a bird
and kick out your legs.

Ha, ha, that's the way!

Well, what a hot-dog day.

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

MICKEY: Oh, boy!
We had such a great day babysitting.

We changed Goofy Baby's diaper.

Took him for a walk.

Fed him.

We burped him.

And we fixed the time machine
with the bouncy ball.

What a hot-dog day! See you real soon.