02x01 - Fancy Dancin' Goofy

[bunniefuu]

Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right.

Let's go.

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words:

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse.

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

MAN:
Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present.

MAN: Daisy!
-Here.

MAN: Goofy!
-Hyuck! Here.

MAN: Pluto!
-Ruff, ruff!

MAN: Minnie!
-Oh, ho! Here.

MAN: Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY:
It's The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Ha, ha!

[MICKEY READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Welcome to our clubhouse.

[PLUTO BARKS]

Hey, look. It's my old pal, Pluto.

[BARKING]

Ha, ha. Easy, fellow. Easy.

He's pretty excited, and you know why?

We're having a big fancy dance
at the clubhouse today,

And all our friends are invited,
including you.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Ooh, gosh. Now, that's some fancy dancing.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Say, someone's at the door.

Hmm. I wonder who it is.

Hiya, Mickey.

Well, hello, Donald.
Coming to the fancy dance?

Yep, and here's a fancy dance I can do.

Watch me.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

-Ruff!
-Ha!

Gee, that's swell, Donald.

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop-- ♪

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Hey.

Hi, everybody.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa!

[GOOFY CRASHES & HORSE NEIGHS]

Hey, what's the big idea?

MICKEY:
Ha, ha. Hey, Goof. You all right?

Yep. Guess I'm kind of excited
about the fancy dance today.

Clarabelle Cow and I are coming
to the dance together.

Aw, good for you, Goof.

[PHONE RINGING]

Ooh. That's the clubhouse phone.
Gee, I wonder who's calling.

Hello.

Well, hi, Clarabelle.

We were just talking about you,
yeah, and--

Hmm? Goofy? Why, sure. He's right here.

Hello, Clarabelle.

Hello, Goofy.

I'm getting all dressed up
for the fancy dance.

-I hope you dress up too.
-Uh--

[GULPS]

Sure thing, Clarabelle.

Oh, and I especially like ties
with purple polka dots. Ha, ha.

Can't wait to dance with you.

Bye-bye.

Gosh. Ties with purple polka dots?

Well, I don't have a tie
with purple polka dots.

Clarabelle wants me to dress up
for the fancy dance.

But I'm not dressed up.

Aw, don't worry, Goofy.
We'll help you dress up.

But there's another problem.

Clarabelle can't wait to dance with me.

Whoa! Whoa!

And I don't know how to fancy dance.

No problem, Goof.

I'll show you how to fancy dance.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[COWBELL JANGLES]

Seems like Goofy
really needs some help today.

Will you help us get Goofy ready
for the dance?

You will? Yahoo!

Whoa! Oh! Hyuck!

Guess I'd better save my fancy steps
for the fancy dance.

Come on. Let's go get our Mouseketools
from the Mousekedoer.

♪ Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi
Mouseker-ho ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go ♪

♪ You're a-thinking and a-solving
Work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

[RINGING]

♪ Oh, Toodles
It's time to get to it ♪

[CHUCKLES]

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

Meeska Mooska Mousekedoer.

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools
Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

Safety scissors. Gotta be careful.

A new pair of shoes. Ooh, shiny.

A ruler for measuring things.

Ooh, and the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them ♪

♪ Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for me-dle and you-dle ♪

[CHUCKLES]

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

[RINGING]

All right. We got our Mouseketools.

Now we can help Goofy get ready
for the fancy dance.

What am I gonna do, Mickey?

I don't have anything fancy to wear.

Clarabelle likes ties
with purple polka dots.

And I don't even have a tie.

PETE:
Did somebody say "ties"?

Pete's the name. Ties are my game.
I got all colors, reds, blues and greens.

Pick what you want,
because I sells them for beans.

May I?

I got lots of ties.

Big ties, little ties,
thin ties, fat ties,

black ties, white ties, even got bow ties.

Ties with knots, ties with dots.

Why, pal, I've even got your basic ascots.

Gosh, that's a lot of ties, all right.

But we only need one for Goofy.

Do you remember what kind of tie
Clarabelle likes?

Right. A tie with purple polka dots.

Hmm. Do you see any ties
with purple polka dots?

Yeah, there's some.

How many purple polka-dot ties are there?

Yeah, three.

Three polka-dotted ties?

Gosh, that's a lot to choose from.

Well, you only need one
that's just the right size,

so let's measure the ties.

Maybe one of our Mouseketools can help us.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

[RINGING]

MICKEY: Well, can we measure
with a pair of safety scissors?

Nah, they won't work.

How about shoes?

Ho, ho. You're right,
shoes won't work either.

But what about a ruler?

Can we use a ruler to measure the ties?

We sure can.

Rulers are for measuring things.

All right.

We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[RINGING]

First, let's measure Goofy's shirt,
because that's where the tie will go.

GOOFY:
Hmm.

Looks like my shirt goes from number one
all the way to number 12.

And that means we need a tie
that's the same size,

from number one to number 12.

Does this tie measure all the way to 12?

Nope. What number does it go to?

This tie goes to the number five.

Is that too long or too short?

Yep, it's too short.

Well, how about this tie?

Does it go to the number 12?

Nope. What number does it go to?

It goes to the number nine.

Is that too long or too short?

GOOFY:
Yep, it's still too short for me.

MICKEY:
Well, does this tie go to the number 12?

Why, it sure does.

It's just the right size tie for Goofy.

Aw, good measuring, everybody.

Now I've got a purpley polka-dot tie.

I'm in style. Hyuck.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
before you do any fancy dancing,

Mr. Fancy-Schmancy,
that's gonna cost you seven beans

for the tie, please.

Seven beans?

Well, uh, good thing
I always keep a few beans in my hat.

You never know when you're gonna
need one or two or seven.

[LAUGHS]

Here you go.

One, two, three, four, five beans.

Hmm. Guess I'm a few beans short.

Oh, gosh. I don't have any beans, Donald.

Goofy needs seven beans
to pay for his tie, but he only has five.

Do you have any?

Ah, okay. My last two beans.

Aw, one, two.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, I think this'll do just fine, boys.
Heh, heh.

Well, Pete, just to make sure, ha, ha,
we better count all the beans.

[QUICKLY]

Whoa. Hold on there, Pete.
Let's all count them together.

Count with us.

ALL:
One, two, three,

four, five, six, seven.

Ka-ching, ka-ching.

I have seven beans,
and the Goof has a brand-new tie.

Hyuck.

Well, bean nice doing business
with you boys. Ha-ha-ha.

Now I have enough beans
to make my prize-winning seven-bean soup.

Oh! It's gonna be delish.

Oh, boy!

We helped Goofy
get a nice, new, polka-dot tie.

Aw, doesn't he look fancy?

-[PANTING] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Goofy, now that you're all dressed up,

Donald can show you how to fancy dance.

Oh, boy. Let's go.

Yippee! Oops.

[FLY BUZZING]

Gosh. My shoe is smoking.

[PLUTO SNIFFS]

Ooh. That's not smoke. Stinky shoes.

[WHIMPERS]

Peeyooey.

[SNIFFS]

Yep, just the way I like them.

Hoo. Well, Goofy may like stinky shoes,
but do you?

Ha, ha. Me neither.

And Clarabelle probably doesn't like
stinky shoes either.

You mean she'll think
they're "peeyooey" too?

Yes.

Gosh, Clarabelle will be here soon,
and my shoes smell terrible.

I can't dance in these shoes.

I'm still not ready for the fancy dance.

What am I gonna do?

Hoo, we better check our Mouseketools,
and fast. Whew.

Everybody say:

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

[RINGING]

MICKEY:
Well, let's see what we got.

Will safety scissors
help Goofy's shoes smell better?

Nope, I don't think so either.

What about a pair of new shoes?

Do you think they'll smell better
than Goofy's old shoes?

[DINGS]

DONALD: I hope so.
MICKEY: Ha, ha. Me too.

[PLUTO BARKS]

We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[RINGS]

[GOOFY SNIFFS]

Mmm. Now my shoes are clean and odor-free.

Just like me. Hyuck!

Now let's teach you how to fancy dance.

Oh, boy! I can't wait.

Okay, watch this.

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop-- ♪

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Whoa! Why does this always happen to me?

Hello, everybody.

-Hi, Daisy.
-Ruff, ruff.

-Hiya.
-Howdy.

Ooh. What a nice tie, Goofy.

It makes you look extra fancy.

Really? Hyuck. Thanks.

I picked it out special for Clarabelle.

It's all purpley polky-dotted,
just the way she likes.

You know what else Clarabelle likes?

Uh, clean shoes?

Uh, bologna sandwiches?

The elephant at the circus?

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS & DAISY LAUGHS]

Well, I was thinking about something else
that Clarabelle likes,

like daffodils.

A yellow daffodil would go so nicely
with Clarabelle's yellow dress.

But it's almost time for the dance,
and I'm still not ready.

I need one of them daffodillies.

Where am I gonna find one?

Well, a daffodil's a flower, so...

I know, the flower garden.

MICKEY:
Hiya, Minnie.

Oh, ha, ha. Hi, Mickey. Hello, everyone.

Minnie, can you help Goofy?

He needs a yellow daffodil for Clarabelle.

To go with her yellow dress.

Gosh. Which flowers are the daffodillies?

Oh. A daffodil is yellow
and has six petals.

Is this a daffodil? It's yellow.

But does it have six petals?

Let's count and see. Count with us.

ALL:
One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

So is this flower a daffodil?

Ha, ha. That's not a daffodil.

It has too many petals. It's a sunflower.

Is this a daffodil?

Let's count the petals
and see if there are only six.

ALL:
One, two, three,

four, five, six.

GOOFY: This flower is yellow,
and it has six petals.

It's a daffodil!

Hot dog!
We found a daffodil for Clarabelle.

Oh, but we need something to cut it with.

Ah, it's always something.

Say, maybe one of them Moosekedoodles--

Uh, uh, Mishkebubbles--

Uh, I mean, Mouseketools could help.

Good idea.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

[TOODLES RINGS]

[ENGINE REVS]

[RINGING]

MICKEY: Which Mouseketool can Goofy use
to cut the daffodil?

The safety scissors. You bet you.

We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[RINGS]

Here goes nothing.

Cut, cut, cut.

I got it!

-Yippee!
-Yay!

-Oh, boy!
-Perfect!

Hyuck. I'm almost ready for the dance.

Ahh! Oh, my. Daisy, we'd better hurry.

We've gotta get ready for the dance too.
Come on.

Now let's teach Goofy how to dance.

[STAMMERING]
Whoa! Whoa!

[DONALD YELPS]

Watch me.

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

[COWBELL JANGLES]

Take it away, Goofy.

♪ Step, hop, step, shake ♪

♪ Step, shake, hop, step ♪

I'm getting it!

Look at me! I'm dancing!

Oh, brother.

Hold on there, Goofy.
That's not the fancy dance.

That's kind of like the hot-dog dance.

But I like the hot-dog dance.

Aw, we like it too, Goofy.

But, see, Donald's dance is different.

Now watch.

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

You see?

Let's all count the beat with Donald.

DONALD & MICKEY:
One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

You see?

Three, two, one.

Four, one, two.

Three, four, one.

Uh, two, one, two.

[HONKING]

Ha, ha. Does that sound like the same beat
as Donald's fancy dance?

Nope.

Gee willikers.
Clarabelle's gonna be so disappointed.

I just can't get that fancy-dancing beat.

What can we do to help Goofy
get the fancy-dance beat?

Is there something we can use?

A Mouseketool.

Good idea, Donald.

Everybody say:

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

[SAMBA MUSIC PLAYING & TOODLES RINGING]

MICKEY: Gosh,
only the Mystery Mouseketool is left.

GOOFY: I sure hope it's something
that'll help me get the dance beat.

MICKEY:
Everybody say:

ALL:
Mystery Mouseketool!

MICKEY:
What's today's Mystery Mouseketool?

A drum.

Will it help Goofy if we beat the drum
to the beat of the fancy dance?

[RINGS]

MICKEY:
You think so? Well, so do I.

We've picked all our Mouseketools.

Say, "Super cheers."

[RINGS]

Okay, everybody, when I hit the drum,

clap your hands on the beat.

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

MICKEY & GOOFY:
♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Hey, it's working ♪

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

[BARKING]

MICKEY: Gosh,
looks like our friends are right on time.

I'm all ready for the fancy dance.

I got my purple polka-dotty tie,

nonstinky new shoes,

and a pretty yellow daffodilly
for Clarabelle.

And you can fancy dance too.

Ooh. There's just one more thing to do.

The party decorations.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

We did it. We decorated the clubhouse.

-Hooray!
-Hyuck, hyuck!

-Boy, oh, boy.
-Ruff, ruff!

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

ALL:
We're here for the fancy dance.

[BARKS]

Oh, Mickey, the clubhouse looks wonderful.

This is for you, Clarabelle.

It's a dilly of a daffodilly. Hyuck!

Why, thank you, Goofy.

It's yellow, just like my dress.

Oh, and you're wearing
my favorite kind of tie,

purple polka-dotted.

And I'm all ready to fancy dance too.

Watch this.

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

♪ Step, step, hop, shake ♪

Oh. Well, that's a wonderful
fancy dance, Goofy.

But, uh, well, I was hoping
we could do the hot-dog dance.

Really?
Why, that's my favorite dance of all.

["HOT DOG!" PLAYING]

Oh, yeah!

Those are the moves that tickle my hooves.

Ha, ha. A hot dog! Ha-ha-ha.

Let's all do the hot-dog dance
with Goofy and Clarabelle.

[TOOTING]

♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKS]

[COMPUTERIZED]
♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

Look at me, everybody.

I'm doing the hot-dog dance.

Just flap your arms
and kick out your legs.

You're doing great. Hyuck.

Well, what a hot-dog day.

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ We're sweating the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now
From Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

MICKEY: We had such a great time today
getting Goofy ready for the dance.

Can you remember what we used
to measure Goofy's polka-dotted tie?

Hoo. A ruler. Yeah!

GOOFY: And what number on the ruler
did my tie go to?

Twelve. Right.

MICKEY:
What a hot-dog day.

See you real soon.