01x21 - Goofy the Great

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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01x21 - Goofy the Great

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Hey, everybody.
It's me, mickey mouse.

Say, you wanna come
inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right!

Let's go.

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make
the clubhouse appear,

We get to say
the magic words--

Meeska, mooska,

Mickey mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska,

Mickey mouse.

♪ M-i-c-k-e-y ♪

♪ M-o-u-s-e ♪

That's me!

♪ M-i-c-k-e-y ♪

♪ M-o-u-s-e ♪

♪ It's the mickey mouse
clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside,
it's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the mickey mouse
clubhouse ♪

Roll call!

Donald!
Present.

Daisy!
Here.

Goofy!
Here.

Pluto!
Ruff ruff!

Minnie!
Here.

Mickey!

Right here.

♪ It's the mickey mouse
clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside,
it's fun inside ♪

♪ M-i-c-k-e-y ♪

♪ M-o-u-s-e ♪

It's...

Welcome to the clubhouse,
everybody.

Ruff ruff!

It's my good friend pluto.

Everybody say,
hi, pluto!

Ruff!

Hiya, mickey.

Hiya, goof.
What a hat!

Ha ha ha! Ohh!

Whoa-whoa-ow!

And what a suitcase.

It's my suitcase
full of tricks.

I'm getting ready
for the big magic show.

[Sniffs] arf!

Ha ha! Gosh!

Hi, boys.
What's so funny?

Hiya, minnie.

Goofy's gonna do
some magic tricks.

Oh, wow!

Would you do
a magic trick for me?

Gosh! Sure thing, minnie.

I'll make a beautiful
bouquet of flowers
appear for you.

Ooh!

Ha! A doodle doo!

Ha ha! Uh-oh.

[Giggles]

Are those flowers?

No. What are those?

Bananas. Yeah!

Gosh! Tricks are tricky.

All mine are broken.

What am I gonna do
for the big magic show tonight?

Aw, don't worry, goofy.

We'll help you practice
your tricks for the show.

You will?

Sure, we will.

Uh-huh.

Every magician
needs assistants.

Will you help goofy
practice his tricks

For the big magic show?

Great!
Come on, everybody.

Let's get some
mouseketools from
the mousekedoor.

♪ Mouseker hey, mouseker hi,
mouseker ho ♪

♪ Mouseker ready,
mouseker set, here we go ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a
solving working througher ♪

♪ Mouseker me, mouseker
you, mouseker doer ♪

♪ Mouseker me, mouseker
you, mouseker doer ♪

♪ Meeska ♪

♪ Mooska ♪

♪ Mouseka doer ♪

♪ Mouseketools ♪

♪ Mouseketools ♪

♪ Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are
your mouseketools ♪

A rope...

An eraser...

Glow paints...

And the mystery mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

Look, it's toodles!

Hiya, toodles!

Ha ha ha! Oh, gosh!

Ha ha! Hey there!

Toodles is going
to bring us our mouseketools
when we need 'em.

All right!

We got our mouseketools.

Now we're all ready
to help goofy

Practice his magic tricks
for the big magic show.

But first, goofy,

You need to learn
the right magic words.

I do?

Uh-huh. You sure do.

The right
magic words are...

Both: hocus-pocus!

Oh, yeah!

Hocus-pocus.

Gotcha!

Ruff ruff!

Hi, everybody!

[Clucking]

[Both scream]

What a funny hat!

Ha ha ha ha!

Hiya, donald.

We're helping goofy
practice his magic tricks.

So he'll be ready
for the big magic show tonight.

A magic show!

Oh, boy!

Watch this.

I'm gonna pull
a bunch of hankies

Out of my vest pocket.

Ok, goofy,
but don't forget
the right magic words

Okie-doke.

What are the right
magic words?

Hocus-pocus.

You bet!

Let's see.

Hickles-pickles!

Uh-oh. Were those
the right magic words?

I don't think so.

Let's see
if the trick worked.

Red, blue,
yellow, purple!

Red, blue,
yellow, purple!

Red, blue,
underpants!

Underpants!

[Laughing]

The hankies
were supposed
to be in a pattern.

Now my trick
is ruined.

No, it's not, goofy.

You just need more hankies
to complete the pattern.

Oop! Gosh!

Here we go!

Hmm. We need to color
those white hankies

To match
the color pattern.

Right, minnie.

Maybe one
of our mouseketools
can help us.

Everybody say,
"oh, toodles!"

Oh, toodles!

Orf!

A rope...

An eraser...

Glow paints...

Or the mystery mouseketool.

Which one can we use
to color the white hankies?

The glow paints!

Right!

We've got ears.

Say cheers!

Let's color
the hankies.

Say the pattern
with us.

Red, blue, yellow, purple.

Red, blue, yellow, purple.

Red, blue...

Hmm. What color
paint should
we use next?

Yellow. Right!

Red, blue, yellow, purple.

Red, blue, yellow, purple.

Red, blue, yellow...

What color paint
should we use now?

Purple. Right!

Ta-da!

Oh, look! We fixed
goofy's trick.

Gee, thanks!

Ha ha ha! Ohh!

Ha ha. You're welcome.

Try another
magic trick, goofy.

Yeah! Make a rabbit
come out of your hat.

A rabbit? Sure!

I can do that!

Remember, goofy,
the magic
words are hocus-pocus.

Gotcha.

Hmm.

Hokey-pokey.

Uh-oh.

Were those the right
magic words?

Nope. Let's check
the hat and see if
the trick worked.

Cluck!

A chicken!

[Laughing]

Hi there, everybody.

Oh, hello, daisy.

Oh, are you doing
magic tricks?

And I'm helping.

Oh, I just love magic.

Well, I sure could
use a volunteer

For my next magic trick.

Oh, pick me,
pick me!

Ok. Um...daisy.

You can hold
the magic cards.

Oh, this is so exciting.

As you can see, the cards
are blank on both sides.

Now, I'm gonna make
the 3 of hearts

And the 7 of hearts
magically appear.

Remember, goofy,
the magic words
are hocus-pocus.

Got it!

Hippopotamus!

Were those
the right magic words?

No. Let's check
the cards to see

If the trick worked.

Hmm. A number 3 card
should have 3 hearts.

How many hearts
are there?

4. Right.

That's one heart
too many.

And the number 7 card
should have 7 hearts.

How many hearts
are there?

Let's count and see.

1, 2, 3,

4, 5, 6,

7, 8, 9.

There are too many.

We're going
to need something

To take away
some of the hearts.

I see that we might
need a mouseketool.

Great idea, goofy.

Everybody say,
"oh, toodles!"

Oh, toodles!

There he is!

A rope...

An eraser...

Or the mystery mouseketool.

What mouseketool
can we use

To take away
the extra heart?

The eraser. Right!

We've got ears.
Say cheers!

Now we can erase
the extra hearts.

Let's see.
On this card there
are 4 hearts.

But we want only 3,

So how many hearts
should we erase?

One. Right!

Now the 3 card
has 3 hearts.

And on this card
there are 9 hearts.

But we only want

How many hearts
do we need to take away?

Let's see.
If we take away
one from 9,

We get 8.

Ooh, that's still
too many hearts.

Let's take away
one more.

Now how many hearts
are left?

7. That's right!

Oh, goofy,
we fixed your cards.

Gee, thanks!

Send in the birds!

What magic trick
are you going to do
with the doves, goofy?

This is going
to be a great trick.

There's 6 doves in here.

And I'll make 2 disappear.

That will leave...

[Giggles] 4 doves.

Oh, yeah! That's right.

Well, here it goes.

Goofy, do you remember
the magic words?

Why, sure, I do, mick.

Um...hocus-hicco!

Are those the right
magic words?

No. Let's see
if the trick worked.

I'm afraid to look.

Hmm. Me, too.

Will you look
for us?

Great!

How many doves
are in the cage?

Zero!

Oh, no! All 6 doves
are missing.

Well, the chicken's
still here.

He's the star!

Cluck!

Gosh! I can't do the trick
without the doves.

Don't worry, goofy.
We'll help you
find them.

But how?
They've disappeared!

I know. Why don't we try
listening for them.

Great idea, minnie.

Let's listen for
the cooing of the doves.

[Cooing]

It sounds like
the doves are outside.

Well, come on.
Let's go find them.

Hmm. Not there.

Do you see where
the doves are hiding?

[Cooing]

Yeah! On top
of the garage!

Did we find all 6?

Let's count and see!

One...

2...

3...

4...

5...

6.

Gosh! I need
to get them down

So I can do my trick
for the big magic show!

Here, birdie,
birdie, birdie!

Here, birdie, birdie,
birdie, birdie!

Let's start counting.

Let's check
our mouseketools.

Maybe we have
something that can

Help us get
the doves down.

Everybody say,
"oh, toodles!"

Oh, toodles!

A rope...

Or the mystery mouseketool.

Donald: oh, the rope!

Try the rope!

Hmm. I don't think
the rope will help us.

That means
it's time for the
mystery mouseketool.

Everybody say,
"mystery mouseketool!"

Today's mystery
mouseketool is...

Birdseed!

Will birdseed help us
get the doves down?

You betcha!

We've got ears.
Say cheers!

Birdseed. Ha!

[Cooing]

Minnie: look! It worked!

It kind of tickles, too.

Ha ha ha! Ohh!

[Cooing]

Are all 6 doves there?

You betcha!

Now we're all
ready to put on
the big magic show.

But I didn't get
to practice

My greatest trick of all.

That's ok, pal.
We'll help you

With your last trick
on stage.

Remember
the magic words?

Um...let's see...

What are
the magic words again?

Hocus-pocus!

You got it!
Come on, everybody.

Let's go put on a show.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Please welcome
goofy the great!

And his assistant,
mickey mouse!

[Cheering]

Mickey: you can do it!

[Cheering]

Thank you, everybody!

For my first trick,
I'd like to do...

Um, um, um...

The hankie trick,

Oh, yeah.

My tricky hank!

I mean, my hankie trick!

[Cheering]

I know you know
the magic words.

What are they?

A little louder.

Hocus-pocus.

You got it!

Hocus-pocus!

The color pattern is
supposed to be...

Red, blue,
yellow, purple.

Is the pattern
correct?

Red, blue,
yellow, purple.

You betcha!

[Cheering]

Now, goofy the great

Will make
the 3 of hearts

And the 7 of hearts
magically appear!

What are
the magic words again?

Hocus-pocus!

Look! The number

And the number 7
card has 7 hearts.

You're getting good at this.

Huh-ha!

Goofy the great
will now make

2 Doves disappear!

We have 6 doves.

If 2 doves disappear,

How many doves
will be left?

4! Right.

Gosh! I hope we can do it.

What are
the magic words again?

Hocus-pocus!

[Cooing]

Did 2 doves disappear?

Yep. So, how
many are left?

4. Right!

Ohh!

[Cheering]

And now for goofy
the great's final...

And greatest magic
trick of all,

Goofy's great lift-off!

[Cheering]

Are you ready, goof?

Ready for lift-off!

Hocus-pocus!

Hocus-pocus!

Hocus-pocus!

Wh-wh-wh-whoa!

Yikes! Goofy said the magic
words too many times.

We need to get him down
before he floats away.

Quick! Who do we call
when we need a mouseketool?

Gosh! Wow!

Oh, toodles!

Which mouseketool
haven't we used?

The rope.

Can we use the rope
to get goofy down?

We sure can.

We picked all
our mouseketools.

Everybody
say super cheers!

Goofy, grab the rope!

Got it!

Ok, everybody, let's
pull goofy back down
to the stage.

Reach up
and grab the rope.

Now, pull!

Pull!

Pull!

Pull, pull, pull!

It's working!
You're fixing my last trick!

Huh!

Pull, pull, pull!

[Cheering]

We did it!

We pulled goofy
back down!

Wow! You're
really strong.

Thanks, everybody.

Let's hear it for
goofy the great!

[Cheering]

Goofy, you are
the greatest.

Oh, gosh!

Little old me?

Huh!

Come on, everybody,
up on your feet.

'Cause it's time
to do the mousekedance.

♪ Hot dog ♪

[Barking]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog ♪

♪ Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now that we got ears,
it's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog ♪

♪ The problem solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog ♪

♪ Hot diggity dog ♪

Oh, boy. We had
a great time today

Helping goofy do
his magic tricks.

We used
the glow paints to color
goofy's handkerchiefs.

Minnie: and finish
the pattern.

We used the eraser to
erase the extra hearts

Off the cards.

And I was goofy's
assistant.

We used birdseed to get
goofy's doves down.

Oh, that tickled, too!

And we used the rope
to get goofy back
down to the stage

Donald: yeah! That
was the best.

What a hot dog day.

♪ Hot dog, hot dog ♪

♪ Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day,
whatcha waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out ♪

♪ Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog ♪

♪ Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog ♪

♪ Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene ♪

♪ We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now,
from mickey mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the mickey mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

See ya real soon!
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