03x19 - Chews Wisely
Posted: 02/29/24 15:24
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Chef: Hey, kids.
I know snack time isn't for a few hours buuuut...
the first one to the toy car gets a pudding cup!
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Owen: PUUUUUDDDDIIIIIINNNGG!
- Make a hole!
Queen and her driver comin' through!
- Ugh! (Bones crack) (Pained groan)
- (Owen panting) - Ahhh!
PUUUUUDDDDIIIIIINNNGG!
(Ball thumps) OOF! (Pained groan)
- Sorry, not sorry, sucker!
- Pfft. Desperate.
- And Chef never said what kind of pudding.
So it's probably tapioca.
(Car rumbles, expl*si*n)
All: (Gasp, woozy groans)
- What happened?
- (Gasps) Our car blew up!
- HA! Not so funny when it's your car, is it?
Huh? Huh? Didn't think so!
- You did this on purpose?
- YUP. This life lesson was brought to you by ME.
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- Where's the other half of the car?
(Whistling through air)
- No. No-no.
(Loud smash) Nooooo!
(Crying)
- I can't believe our car is gone.
- How will we get from the slide to the swings?
- Maybe we could put all our money together
and buy a new car.
- Good idea, Harold. Everyone empty your pockets.
Courtney: Okay. What kind of car can we get for seven cents,
an elastic band, some dumb flyer and two marbles?
- It'll have to be a domestic, maybe a two door,
base model kind of thing.
- NONE! This will not buy us a car!
- Well, that's crud.
- UGH. If only one of us could win first place
at the Convenient Game Show.
- What Convenient Game Show?
- The one happening today.
The person who blows the biggest gum bubble wins a...
- BRAND NEW CAR!
This x with fuchsia pleather seats,
gears, awesome juice box holders,
clown horn, (honk)
and classic pink bubble gum smell
could be yours if...
you blow the biggest bubble!
(Bubble pops)
- Wooo! Yeah!
Let's do it. Get some!
- The weird kid ain't wrong.
Says here first place is a car.
Come on, let's get goin'!
- Hold on, we're not gonna win anything without practice.
- But for practice we'd need gum and we don't have any!
- (Slurping)
You know me. I like breakin' rules.
I'll get that gum for ya.
Follow me... if ya dare.
Chef: (Snoring)
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- (Quietly) Does Chef sleep with his eyes open?
- Duh, he's wears a photocopy of his face
to pretend he's awake. He does it all the time.
- He does?
(Cannon blasts) - AHH!
OOF!
- (Laughing)
- Stop smiling and do something!
This explains so much.
- Oh yeah, we all use that trick.
- You do?
...which is why I believe stronger open trade policies
enable economic growth for all.
Thank you.
(All snoring)
(Gasps) So no one listened to my presen--
- And we never will. Let's go.
- Learn and watch, people.
(Gum shatters) - OW!
I think it sliced my cheek!
- Like I said, it's been in his desk forever.
(Hard clank)
- Use the enzymes in your saliva
to make it more malleable.
(Sighs) CHEW IT!
(Chewing smacks)
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- I'm good at blowing bubbles. Look!
(Struggling groan, farts)
- I'm better than good! I'm a bubble artiste!
(Deep inhale, blows raspberry)
- Bubble blowing isn't art, it's science.
Appropriate air pressure over an even
but strong gum base.
- I don't like you.
(Bubble pops, splats)
- Hey guys! Check my bubble!
- Wow! - Cool! - Nice!
- EW! That's a snot bubble!
- Well, I didn't get any gum!
(Big, wet splat) - Ew! EW! EW! Ew! EW! EW!
- So far Leshawna and Courtney are our best shot
at winning the car!
- Nuh-uh. Check THIS out!
(Deep inhale)
(Blows raspberry, spits)
- EW! EW! EW! EW! Ahh!
- Nobody's winnin' nuthin'
with these petrified pieces of pink rubber!
It's like Granny always says:
when blaming your failure on something else,
always point to it with hate.
If we wanna win that car, we need fresh gum.
And lots of it! - She's right.
- Hmm. It would improve our chances.
- Please tell me you're not thinking of going
to the Gum Volcano.
(Music sting) ♪ Tam da da! ♪
- It's too dangerous!
- But it's full of chewy gum.
We need some if we wanna win that car.
- Let's vote for who goes.
(All in unison) Cody!
- Yay! I won!
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(Gum bubbling)
(Rope snaps)
- Way to go Cody! That's me!
Whoops. Almost forgot the wishing candle
Duncan gave me to throw into the volcano.
I wonder what he wished for?
(expl*si*n)
- Wishes really do come true.
- It's erupting! - Oh no!
- Ahhhh!!!
- Relax, the gum lava is moving very slowly.
We have plenty of time--
GAH!! - (Kids scream) Chef! Help!
- I'm up! I'm up!
(Gasps)
Everyone, stay clear of the gum lava
or you're goners!
- The floor is lava!
I repeat, the floor is lava!
- (Struggling grunts)
Gwen help! GWENNN!
(Chewing sound) - Mmm. So fresh.
(Blowing)
- This'll help us blow some serious
car blowing bubbles for sure.
- (weakly) Hellllp meee...
- Be careful everybody!
Anyone who gets stuck in the lava
will miss the bubble blowing contest!
- Ya hear that, Mister Bananas?
Anyone who gets stuck misses the contest.
(Sighs) Be a real shame if someone were
to accidentally fall in on purpose.
And by shame I mean... awesome.
(Splats)
(Evil laughter)
♪♪♪
(Growls) I'll never make that jump.
- Wow Sugar, you're good at getting around
without touching the floor.
- I oughta be. The pigs on the farm ain't toilet trained.
Those are puddles you do NOT wanna step in.
- Uh oh. I'm going down...
- Quick Owen, jump to me!
- Are you sure? I dunno if I can make--
- I believe in you, Owen! You can do it.
- Okay! YES! Here I come!
Waaaah! (Splats) - OOF!
- Oh well. You tried. HAHA!
One down... who's next?
- Wuh-whoaaaaaa!
- If either one of us wins the car, we share it. Deal?
- Deal. - (Growls)
- Sugar! Give me a hand!
- How about a foot?!
Gahhh! (Splats)
- (Laughs)
- Remember meeeeeeee!
Huh. Not as deep as I thought.
(Thuds) Ugh!
- You're a bad person!
- Bad. Good. At least I'm not covered in gum.
(Jumping efforts) Yee!
Ooh!
- You'll never win, Sugar!
You're a terrible bubble blower!
- Wrong. All I gotta do is take out the competition
so I'm the only one there.
Ready or not, HERE I COME!
Chef: Stop! Enough! (Paddling grunts)
What's all this bubble blowing nonsense about?
- Sugar's pushing everyone into the gum
just so she can win the car at The Convenient Game Show.
All: Yeah!!
- Sugar, is this true?
- I have no idea what they're talking about, Chef!
Or should I say-- (Raspberry spit)
- Huh?! (Gum splats)
Aghhh!
- Okay. That was a really good move.
- Yyyyyup.
That car is mine!
- When I say blow, blow the biggest bubble you can.
- GRAAAAHHHHHH!!!
- BLOWWWWWW! (Blowing)
- Ahhhhhhh! Nooooooo!!
(Splat)
Both: YES!!
- (Gasps) Oh no! We'll never make it
to the Convenient Game Show in time.
- Never say never.
Unless of course it's the appropriate word,
which is defined as "at no time, past, present or futu-
- You choose now to start being a teacher?! REALLY?
- Can you get us to the show or not!?
- A leaf blower?
(Engine revs)
- Let's go for a ride.
- Chef, you're a genius!
It feels SO WEIRD saying that.
(Windows shatter, building groans and cracks)
♪♪♪
(Gum snaps) Courtney and Leshawna: YAYYYY!
♪♪♪
- Meh, nice try. Meh.
Too small. Meh.
Is that grape? I hate grape.
Hoooo doggie,
now those are some BUBBLES!
And the winner is...
(Gasps) whoever that weirdo is!
Cody: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! - Congratulations.
You won a new car!
Here is your fist place ribbon.
- OOF! (Balloon pops and splats)
(in unison) CODY?!
- What a great day.
I bet this was what Duncan wished for.
- (Contents sigh) Still worth it.
♪ La la la la la ♪
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♪♪♪
Chef: Hey, kids.
I know snack time isn't for a few hours buuuut...
the first one to the toy car gets a pudding cup!
♪♪♪
Owen: PUUUUUDDDDIIIIIINNNGG!
- Make a hole!
Queen and her driver comin' through!
- Ugh! (Bones crack) (Pained groan)
- (Owen panting) - Ahhh!
PUUUUUDDDDIIIIIINNNGG!
(Ball thumps) OOF! (Pained groan)
- Sorry, not sorry, sucker!
- Pfft. Desperate.
- And Chef never said what kind of pudding.
So it's probably tapioca.
(Car rumbles, expl*si*n)
All: (Gasp, woozy groans)
- What happened?
- (Gasps) Our car blew up!
- HA! Not so funny when it's your car, is it?
Huh? Huh? Didn't think so!
- You did this on purpose?
- YUP. This life lesson was brought to you by ME.
♪♪♪
- Where's the other half of the car?
(Whistling through air)
- No. No-no.
(Loud smash) Nooooo!
(Crying)
- I can't believe our car is gone.
- How will we get from the slide to the swings?
- Maybe we could put all our money together
and buy a new car.
- Good idea, Harold. Everyone empty your pockets.
Courtney: Okay. What kind of car can we get for seven cents,
an elastic band, some dumb flyer and two marbles?
- It'll have to be a domestic, maybe a two door,
base model kind of thing.
- NONE! This will not buy us a car!
- Well, that's crud.
- UGH. If only one of us could win first place
at the Convenient Game Show.
- What Convenient Game Show?
- The one happening today.
The person who blows the biggest gum bubble wins a...
- BRAND NEW CAR!
This x with fuchsia pleather seats,
gears, awesome juice box holders,
clown horn, (honk)
and classic pink bubble gum smell
could be yours if...
you blow the biggest bubble!
(Bubble pops)
- Wooo! Yeah!
Let's do it. Get some!
- The weird kid ain't wrong.
Says here first place is a car.
Come on, let's get goin'!
- Hold on, we're not gonna win anything without practice.
- But for practice we'd need gum and we don't have any!
- (Slurping)
You know me. I like breakin' rules.
I'll get that gum for ya.
Follow me... if ya dare.
Chef: (Snoring)
♪♪♪
- (Quietly) Does Chef sleep with his eyes open?
- Duh, he's wears a photocopy of his face
to pretend he's awake. He does it all the time.
- He does?
(Cannon blasts) - AHH!
OOF!
- (Laughing)
- Stop smiling and do something!
This explains so much.
- Oh yeah, we all use that trick.
- You do?
...which is why I believe stronger open trade policies
enable economic growth for all.
Thank you.
(All snoring)
(Gasps) So no one listened to my presen--
- And we never will. Let's go.
- Learn and watch, people.
(Gum shatters) - OW!
I think it sliced my cheek!
- Like I said, it's been in his desk forever.
(Hard clank)
- Use the enzymes in your saliva
to make it more malleable.
(Sighs) CHEW IT!
(Chewing smacks)
♪♪♪
- I'm good at blowing bubbles. Look!
(Struggling groan, farts)
- I'm better than good! I'm a bubble artiste!
(Deep inhale, blows raspberry)
- Bubble blowing isn't art, it's science.
Appropriate air pressure over an even
but strong gum base.
- I don't like you.
(Bubble pops, splats)
- Hey guys! Check my bubble!
- Wow! - Cool! - Nice!
- EW! That's a snot bubble!
- Well, I didn't get any gum!
(Big, wet splat) - Ew! EW! EW! Ew! EW! EW!
- So far Leshawna and Courtney are our best shot
at winning the car!
- Nuh-uh. Check THIS out!
(Deep inhale)
(Blows raspberry, spits)
- EW! EW! EW! EW! Ahh!
- Nobody's winnin' nuthin'
with these petrified pieces of pink rubber!
It's like Granny always says:
when blaming your failure on something else,
always point to it with hate.
If we wanna win that car, we need fresh gum.
And lots of it! - She's right.
- Hmm. It would improve our chances.
- Please tell me you're not thinking of going
to the Gum Volcano.
(Music sting) ♪ Tam da da! ♪
- It's too dangerous!
- But it's full of chewy gum.
We need some if we wanna win that car.
- Let's vote for who goes.
(All in unison) Cody!
- Yay! I won!
♪♪♪
(Gum bubbling)
(Rope snaps)
- Way to go Cody! That's me!
Whoops. Almost forgot the wishing candle
Duncan gave me to throw into the volcano.
I wonder what he wished for?
(expl*si*n)
- Wishes really do come true.
- It's erupting! - Oh no!
- Ahhhh!!!
- Relax, the gum lava is moving very slowly.
We have plenty of time--
GAH!! - (Kids scream) Chef! Help!
- I'm up! I'm up!
(Gasps)
Everyone, stay clear of the gum lava
or you're goners!
- The floor is lava!
I repeat, the floor is lava!
- (Struggling grunts)
Gwen help! GWENNN!
(Chewing sound) - Mmm. So fresh.
(Blowing)
- This'll help us blow some serious
car blowing bubbles for sure.
- (weakly) Hellllp meee...
- Be careful everybody!
Anyone who gets stuck in the lava
will miss the bubble blowing contest!
- Ya hear that, Mister Bananas?
Anyone who gets stuck misses the contest.
(Sighs) Be a real shame if someone were
to accidentally fall in on purpose.
And by shame I mean... awesome.
(Splats)
(Evil laughter)
♪♪♪
(Growls) I'll never make that jump.
- Wow Sugar, you're good at getting around
without touching the floor.
- I oughta be. The pigs on the farm ain't toilet trained.
Those are puddles you do NOT wanna step in.
- Uh oh. I'm going down...
- Quick Owen, jump to me!
- Are you sure? I dunno if I can make--
- I believe in you, Owen! You can do it.
- Okay! YES! Here I come!
Waaaah! (Splats) - OOF!
- Oh well. You tried. HAHA!
One down... who's next?
- Wuh-whoaaaaaa!
- If either one of us wins the car, we share it. Deal?
- Deal. - (Growls)
- Sugar! Give me a hand!
- How about a foot?!
Gahhh! (Splats)
- (Laughs)
- Remember meeeeeeee!
Huh. Not as deep as I thought.
(Thuds) Ugh!
- You're a bad person!
- Bad. Good. At least I'm not covered in gum.
(Jumping efforts) Yee!
Ooh!
- You'll never win, Sugar!
You're a terrible bubble blower!
- Wrong. All I gotta do is take out the competition
so I'm the only one there.
Ready or not, HERE I COME!
Chef: Stop! Enough! (Paddling grunts)
What's all this bubble blowing nonsense about?
- Sugar's pushing everyone into the gum
just so she can win the car at The Convenient Game Show.
All: Yeah!!
- Sugar, is this true?
- I have no idea what they're talking about, Chef!
Or should I say-- (Raspberry spit)
- Huh?! (Gum splats)
Aghhh!
- Okay. That was a really good move.
- Yyyyyup.
That car is mine!
- When I say blow, blow the biggest bubble you can.
- GRAAAAHHHHHH!!!
- BLOWWWWWW! (Blowing)
- Ahhhhhhh! Nooooooo!!
(Splat)
Both: YES!!
- (Gasps) Oh no! We'll never make it
to the Convenient Game Show in time.
- Never say never.
Unless of course it's the appropriate word,
which is defined as "at no time, past, present or futu-
- You choose now to start being a teacher?! REALLY?
- Can you get us to the show or not!?
- A leaf blower?
(Engine revs)
- Let's go for a ride.
- Chef, you're a genius!
It feels SO WEIRD saying that.
(Windows shatter, building groans and cracks)
♪♪♪
(Gum snaps) Courtney and Leshawna: YAYYYY!
♪♪♪
- Meh, nice try. Meh.
Too small. Meh.
Is that grape? I hate grape.
Hoooo doggie,
now those are some BUBBLES!
And the winner is...
(Gasps) whoever that weirdo is!
Cody: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! - Congratulations.
You won a new car!
Here is your fist place ribbon.
- OOF! (Balloon pops and splats)
(in unison) CODY?!
- What a great day.
I bet this was what Duncan wished for.
- (Contents sigh) Still worth it.
♪ La la la la la ♪
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