03x08 - Sugar & Spice & Lightning & Frights
Posted: 02/29/24 15:09
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- Oooooooooooooh, kids!
I got a big surprise for you.
- Oohh! We're getting pizza for breakfast?
- Nope. - Is it my birthday?
- Who knows. - You finally got fired?
- (Laughing) - Nice one.
- I wish I got fired.
- Just tell us! We've got lives to live!
- Huh? Who're they?
- Surrrprise! New students!
Meet Lightning and Sugar.
Sugar, would you like to introduce yourself
or are you too shy for that.
- Hi y'all. I'm Sugar,
and I'm whatcha might call a country girl.
So I know a thing or two about ridin' pigs
and milkin' donkeys.
But my real passion...
is winning pageants.
And YES, I have been on the TV.
- Like on the TV screen...
or just sitting on a TV?
- On the TV screen, silly.
- Whoa. - Cool.
- Y'all probably seen it.
Commercial for Carl's Critter Ridders?
I sang that catchy song,
don't ask me to sing it now though cause--oh fine.
(Snaps fingers) Two, three, four...
(Lights click on)
♪ Oh, If you gotta critter ♪
♪ You need to get ridder ♪
♪ Give us a call, we'll squish 'em all ♪
- And that's enough of that.
Now, how about you Lightning?
- Save the best for last. I'm Lightning!
And Lightning has one simple dream.
To be the greatest.
- Um, the greatest... what?
- Football star. Astronaut.
Superhero. Sea Monster.
Barber Shop Quartet.
The greatest EVERYTHING!
- Wow. You sound motivated.
- YES! Being motivated is the key!
You're a smart kid.
- (Chuckle) Noooo.
That's Cody.
- Pfft. This Lighting guy is a little full of himself, huh?
- What's the matter?
Feeling a little threatened, top dog?
- I like him. - Yep,
and with Sugar's pageant experience,
her and I will blow the roof off the talent show this year.
- The trick is to believe in yourself. Watch.
Ah...
Ha! - Wooo! Whoa.
- You're handsome-- I, I mean awesome.
- Uh huh. And you can be awesome too.
You just gotta believe yourself.
- UGH! BAR-ARRRRRRRRRF.
- What's that, Duncan?
- I said, wanna see something really awesome?
Look, Cody. Shiny!
- Prettyyy... - (Duncan laughs)
- (Gasps)
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- You okay, Cody?
- Wow. I've never been defended before.
- Not cool, dude. Not cool.
- I've worked very hard to get
to the top of the "dude" chain here.
No way am I letting this Lightning kid steal my thunder.
Ugh. I sound like a weather man.
You think you're cooler than me?
- No. - Heh. Hear that?
- I know I am.
- Ooooohhhhh. - Burn!
- Oh yeah? No.
No you aren't! I'm the cool! Coolest.
I--You--That's it.
I challenge you... to a COOL OFF!
All: WHOAA!
- I don't know what that is, but I accept.
All: WHOAAAAA!
- Starting now!
- It's a cool off! - IT'S A COOL OFF!!
- Hey, Sugar. I'm an amazing singer,
dancer, and actor too.
Maybe you and I could work together on something.
- Perfect. You can be my understudy.
- Yes! I was thinking we'd--
Wait.
Understudy? Me? No.
Wow--just no.
You see, when there's a show I am always the sta--
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
You're wearing MY tiara.
- Oh, it was here with all the other costumes
so I figured it belonged to everyone.
- That's right, Sugar, the costumes belong to everyone.
Does this apple make my legs look twiggy?
I'll check in the mirror.
- Yes. Technically we share the costumes,
but everyone knows the tiara is mine. So...
Thanks.
- Well, if it's technically a shared item,
maybe I'll have a turn.
- Okay, you might've been on TV before,
but this place only has one Queen and that's...
Both: ME!
- Stop this. - Don't you--
- Give me--
- Look out for that wild turkey!
- (Gasps) AHHH!
- HA! You're the turkey. Bye bye!
(Watch ticking)
- TIME'S UP!
Now we get to judge which of you
made the coolest sunglasses and won the cool off.
Duncan, show us what you've got!
(Motorcycle engine revs)
- Whoa! - SWEET!
- THAT'S gonna be tough to beat.
- That's what you call a SLAM DUNCAN!
- Lightning, you're up.
- Huh?
- Hiding a face this beautiful with sunglasses
wouldn't be cool... at all.
- He's right! - And SO cool.
- WHAT!? - With an incredible bold move,
Lightning wins the cool off!
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
NO! Best two out of three!
(Thud, pained groan)
Harold: Street Art Challenge!
- You're in my house now.
SLAM DUNCAN FOR REAL!
- For real sad.
- (Gasp) It's beautiful!
- Yes I am. And I painted it on a canvas
because defacing school property isn't cool.
- It's official, Lightning wins the--
- Best three out of five!
- Sure. This is a fun game.
- IT'S NOT A GAAAME!!!
(Can clangs, pained groan)
♪ Tea for me ♪
♪ And none for you ♪
♪ I ate a bee ♪
♪ Because it flew into my mouth ♪
(Reel whirs)
♪ And then went south into my gut ♪
♪ And then out my--♪ What--HEY!
- Byeeeee!
- Okay the next event is a--
Owen: Stop! Leave me alone!
It's just peanut butter!
Won't somebody help me!
- Hey, squirrel! Pick on someone your own size!
(Squirrel chitters)
- Final challenge: whoever catches the squirrel
wins the cool off!
- That's not fair, Duncan,
Lightning has won every challenge so far.
- It's all good. I'm in.
- IT'S WINNER TAKES ALL.
(Squirrel chitters)
(Bush rustles) - Argh!
- Almost had him. - Where'd it go?!
There he is! - Wow, he's fast!
- YES! I'm the coolest!
I caught the squirrel! SEEEEEE? - (Komodo dragon whimpers)
- That's a squirrel?
- Yeah... it just got hot from running around
and took off its coat... (Komodo dragon whimpers)
My victory still counts!
- That is a baby Komodo dragon.
- A dragon? Whoa.
Now that is cool.
(Licks) - Mama?
- It appears to think Duncan is its mother.
Good thing it's real mother isn't around.
- Why's that?
(ROARRRRR!!!) All: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(Hard clang)
- Get out of them vents and gimme that tiara!
- AHHH! - OOF!
- YAAAAAASSSS!
- Get back here!
All: AAAAAAAAAH! (ROARRRRR!!!)
- Why is it still chasing us? - If I had to guess,
it's because you're still holding its baby!
- Pfft, like I didn't know that!
(Wheels squeak)
- Oh... hello. - (ROARRRRR!!!)
- OOF!
AHHHHHHHH!
- HAHA! We're in the clear now.
(Car stops) - What is wrong with you?
Don't you know the coolest thing you can be is a hero?
I'm comin', Cody!
- There goes the coolest guy ever.
- D'ya think he'll autograph my lunch?
- UGH! New challenge:
Whoever saves Cody wins!
- (Snarling)
- Hey Lightning! Over here!
I'm open!
- Nice catch... but look out!
- AHHHHHH!
Lightning! Go long!
♪♪♪
- I got it!
(Gasps) I don't got it!
- HIIIIDE!
- (ROARRRR!)
(High-pitched) - NOOOOOOO!
GIT AWAY, IT'S MINE!! - Get back here!
- (Landing thud) Oof!
(Ding)
- Waaaay to gohhh.
Now that ugly green donkey's wearin' it!
- Look, I gotta plan on how to get the tiara back.
But I'm gonna need a partner...
- Fine, but when we get it back
we share it fifty-fifty.
Deal? - Deal.
(Engine rumbles)
(Lasso whooshes)
(Groans)
(Tires screech) - Got it!
YEEEEEEHAWWWWW!
(Fighting thuds)
- Not bad.
- That was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
- You two totally win the cool off!
Both: WHAT!?
- Pfft. We coulda done that.
- Heck yeah we coulda.
- Take it away, Carl!
- Wait. What about its baby? We gotta find it.
- ♪ La la la la la La-la-la la-la ♪
- IZZY! - Fiiiiine.
(Doors slam, engine rumbles)
- Now everything can get back to normal around here.
- It sure can.
- NO, you don't! Gimme it!
I get to wear it first! - (Snap!)
Both: (Gasp)
- This ain't over.
- Not by a long shot.
- Kids! Come quick.
I filled my pants with cereal and the tub with milk.
Let's see if I can float!
(Excited giggle) All: Yeeaaaahhhhh!
- This place is super weiiird.
- Yeah, but it can't be like this every day.
- (Laughter)
It's like this every day.
Chef: Oh no! I'm sinking!
More cereal, more cereal!
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
- Oooooooooooooh, kids!
I got a big surprise for you.
- Oohh! We're getting pizza for breakfast?
- Nope. - Is it my birthday?
- Who knows. - You finally got fired?
- (Laughing) - Nice one.
- I wish I got fired.
- Just tell us! We've got lives to live!
- Huh? Who're they?
- Surrrprise! New students!
Meet Lightning and Sugar.
Sugar, would you like to introduce yourself
or are you too shy for that.
- Hi y'all. I'm Sugar,
and I'm whatcha might call a country girl.
So I know a thing or two about ridin' pigs
and milkin' donkeys.
But my real passion...
is winning pageants.
And YES, I have been on the TV.
- Like on the TV screen...
or just sitting on a TV?
- On the TV screen, silly.
- Whoa. - Cool.
- Y'all probably seen it.
Commercial for Carl's Critter Ridders?
I sang that catchy song,
don't ask me to sing it now though cause--oh fine.
(Snaps fingers) Two, three, four...
(Lights click on)
♪ Oh, If you gotta critter ♪
♪ You need to get ridder ♪
♪ Give us a call, we'll squish 'em all ♪
- And that's enough of that.
Now, how about you Lightning?
- Save the best for last. I'm Lightning!
And Lightning has one simple dream.
To be the greatest.
- Um, the greatest... what?
- Football star. Astronaut.
Superhero. Sea Monster.
Barber Shop Quartet.
The greatest EVERYTHING!
- Wow. You sound motivated.
- YES! Being motivated is the key!
You're a smart kid.
- (Chuckle) Noooo.
That's Cody.
- Pfft. This Lighting guy is a little full of himself, huh?
- What's the matter?
Feeling a little threatened, top dog?
- I like him. - Yep,
and with Sugar's pageant experience,
her and I will blow the roof off the talent show this year.
- The trick is to believe in yourself. Watch.
Ah...
Ha! - Wooo! Whoa.
- You're handsome-- I, I mean awesome.
- Uh huh. And you can be awesome too.
You just gotta believe yourself.
- UGH! BAR-ARRRRRRRRRF.
- What's that, Duncan?
- I said, wanna see something really awesome?
Look, Cody. Shiny!
- Prettyyy... - (Duncan laughs)
- (Gasps)
♪♪♪
- You okay, Cody?
- Wow. I've never been defended before.
- Not cool, dude. Not cool.
- I've worked very hard to get
to the top of the "dude" chain here.
No way am I letting this Lightning kid steal my thunder.
Ugh. I sound like a weather man.
You think you're cooler than me?
- No. - Heh. Hear that?
- I know I am.
- Ooooohhhhh. - Burn!
- Oh yeah? No.
No you aren't! I'm the cool! Coolest.
I--You--That's it.
I challenge you... to a COOL OFF!
All: WHOAA!
- I don't know what that is, but I accept.
All: WHOAAAAA!
- Starting now!
- It's a cool off! - IT'S A COOL OFF!!
- Hey, Sugar. I'm an amazing singer,
dancer, and actor too.
Maybe you and I could work together on something.
- Perfect. You can be my understudy.
- Yes! I was thinking we'd--
Wait.
Understudy? Me? No.
Wow--just no.
You see, when there's a show I am always the sta--
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
You're wearing MY tiara.
- Oh, it was here with all the other costumes
so I figured it belonged to everyone.
- That's right, Sugar, the costumes belong to everyone.
Does this apple make my legs look twiggy?
I'll check in the mirror.
- Yes. Technically we share the costumes,
but everyone knows the tiara is mine. So...
Thanks.
- Well, if it's technically a shared item,
maybe I'll have a turn.
- Okay, you might've been on TV before,
but this place only has one Queen and that's...
Both: ME!
- Stop this. - Don't you--
- Give me--
- Look out for that wild turkey!
- (Gasps) AHHH!
- HA! You're the turkey. Bye bye!
(Watch ticking)
- TIME'S UP!
Now we get to judge which of you
made the coolest sunglasses and won the cool off.
Duncan, show us what you've got!
(Motorcycle engine revs)
- Whoa! - SWEET!
- THAT'S gonna be tough to beat.
- That's what you call a SLAM DUNCAN!
- Lightning, you're up.
- Huh?
- Hiding a face this beautiful with sunglasses
wouldn't be cool... at all.
- He's right! - And SO cool.
- WHAT!? - With an incredible bold move,
Lightning wins the cool off!
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
NO! Best two out of three!
(Thud, pained groan)
Harold: Street Art Challenge!
- You're in my house now.
SLAM DUNCAN FOR REAL!
- For real sad.
- (Gasp) It's beautiful!
- Yes I am. And I painted it on a canvas
because defacing school property isn't cool.
- It's official, Lightning wins the--
- Best three out of five!
- Sure. This is a fun game.
- IT'S NOT A GAAAME!!!
(Can clangs, pained groan)
♪ Tea for me ♪
♪ And none for you ♪
♪ I ate a bee ♪
♪ Because it flew into my mouth ♪
(Reel whirs)
♪ And then went south into my gut ♪
♪ And then out my--♪ What--HEY!
- Byeeeee!
- Okay the next event is a--
Owen: Stop! Leave me alone!
It's just peanut butter!
Won't somebody help me!
- Hey, squirrel! Pick on someone your own size!
(Squirrel chitters)
- Final challenge: whoever catches the squirrel
wins the cool off!
- That's not fair, Duncan,
Lightning has won every challenge so far.
- It's all good. I'm in.
- IT'S WINNER TAKES ALL.
(Squirrel chitters)
(Bush rustles) - Argh!
- Almost had him. - Where'd it go?!
There he is! - Wow, he's fast!
- YES! I'm the coolest!
I caught the squirrel! SEEEEEE? - (Komodo dragon whimpers)
- That's a squirrel?
- Yeah... it just got hot from running around
and took off its coat... (Komodo dragon whimpers)
My victory still counts!
- That is a baby Komodo dragon.
- A dragon? Whoa.
Now that is cool.
(Licks) - Mama?
- It appears to think Duncan is its mother.
Good thing it's real mother isn't around.
- Why's that?
(ROARRRRR!!!) All: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(Hard clang)
- Get out of them vents and gimme that tiara!
- AHHH! - OOF!
- YAAAAAASSSS!
- Get back here!
All: AAAAAAAAAH! (ROARRRRR!!!)
- Why is it still chasing us? - If I had to guess,
it's because you're still holding its baby!
- Pfft, like I didn't know that!
(Wheels squeak)
- Oh... hello. - (ROARRRRR!!!)
- OOF!
AHHHHHHHH!
- HAHA! We're in the clear now.
(Car stops) - What is wrong with you?
Don't you know the coolest thing you can be is a hero?
I'm comin', Cody!
- There goes the coolest guy ever.
- D'ya think he'll autograph my lunch?
- UGH! New challenge:
Whoever saves Cody wins!
- (Snarling)
- Hey Lightning! Over here!
I'm open!
- Nice catch... but look out!
- AHHHHHH!
Lightning! Go long!
♪♪♪
- I got it!
(Gasps) I don't got it!
- HIIIIDE!
- (ROARRRR!)
(High-pitched) - NOOOOOOO!
GIT AWAY, IT'S MINE!! - Get back here!
- (Landing thud) Oof!
(Ding)
- Waaaay to gohhh.
Now that ugly green donkey's wearin' it!
- Look, I gotta plan on how to get the tiara back.
But I'm gonna need a partner...
- Fine, but when we get it back
we share it fifty-fifty.
Deal? - Deal.
(Engine rumbles)
(Lasso whooshes)
(Groans)
(Tires screech) - Got it!
YEEEEEEHAWWWWW!
(Fighting thuds)
- Not bad.
- That was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
- You two totally win the cool off!
Both: WHAT!?
- Pfft. We coulda done that.
- Heck yeah we coulda.
- Take it away, Carl!
- Wait. What about its baby? We gotta find it.
- ♪ La la la la la La-la-la la-la ♪
- IZZY! - Fiiiiine.
(Doors slam, engine rumbles)
- Now everything can get back to normal around here.
- It sure can.
- NO, you don't! Gimme it!
I get to wear it first! - (Snap!)
Both: (Gasp)
- This ain't over.
- Not by a long shot.
- Kids! Come quick.
I filled my pants with cereal and the tub with milk.
Let's see if I can float!
(Excited giggle) All: Yeeaaaahhhhh!
- This place is super weiiird.
- Yeah, but it can't be like this every day.
- (Laughter)
It's like this every day.
Chef: Oh no! I'm sinking!
More cereal, more cereal!
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