01x27 - Donald's Hiccups

[bunniefuu]

Hey, everybody.
It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come
inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go.

Aw, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[# They Might Be Giants:
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Theme]

# M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

That's me!

# M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

# It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

# Come inside
It's fun inside

- # It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
- [man] Roll call.

- Donald.
- Present.

- Daisy.
- Here.

- Goofy.
- Here.

- Pluto.
- [Barks]

- Minnie.
- Here.

- Mickey.
- Right here.

# It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

# Come inside
It's fun inside

# M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E #

[Mickey] It's the
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

Donald's Hiccups.

Welcome to our clubhouse.

Ooh, say, do you like to sing?

Well, I love to sing.

# La la la la

Did somebody say sing?

[Howling in tune]

# Me, me, me, me, me, me, me

# You, you, you, you, you, you, you

[chuckles]

Today's an extra special day,

because we're gonna sing
on the Clarabelle TV show.

Uh-huh. And our friends and families
are all going to be watching.

Gosh, I'm so nervous.

Not me. I'm ready for my close-up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Me too.

Ooh, we better get practicing.

Here we go.

# Who's the leader of the club
that's made for you and me?

# M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

- # Mickey Mouse
- # Donald Duck

- # Mickey Mouse
- # Donald Duck

# Forever let us hold our banner high
High, high, high

# High... [hiccups]

Oh, Donald.

[Hiccups]

You got the hiccups.

No, I...
[hiccups] ...don't.

[Giggles, hiccups]

[Hiccups] Oh, brother.

Oh, Donald, we've got to
get rid of your hiccups.

Why? [hiccups]

Because you can't sing
with the hiccups.

Oh, sure I...
[hiccups] can.

Watch this.

# Row, row, row your boa... [hiccups]

# Gently down the strea... [hiccups]

[Squabbles]

Oh, phooey.

Oh, poor fella.

Mickey, what are we going to do?

Well, we need to find a way
to get rid of Donald's hiccups.

Well, that's easy.
Just say ''pineapple.''

- Pineapple?
- Where'd you get that idea, Goofy?

My pineapple underpants.

[All laughing]

# Pineapple underpants
Pineapple underpants #

[all hiccupping]

[All hiccup]

Oh, no. We've all got the... [hiccups]

- The... [hiccups]
- The hiccups.

And we're supposed to sing
on the Clarabelle show today.

Welcome to the Clarabelle show.

And boy, do we have some
special guests for you today.

It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse singers.

Oh, Mickey, we can't sing
with these... hiccups.

Oh, now we'll never get
to be on... television.

Looks like we're gonna need
some help from our friends.

- Will you help us get rid of...?
- Of our hiccups?

- So we can all sing...
- On the Clarabelle show?

[Hiccups] You will?

Hot... diggity... dog.

Come on, everybody... Oh.

Let's go get some Mouseketools.

From the Mousekedoer.

Oh, boy... oh, boy.

# Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi
Mouseker-ho

# Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go

# You're a thinkin' and a solvin'
work it through-er

# Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer

# Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer

# Meeska, mooska, Mousekedoer

[hiccups]

# Mouseketools, Mouseketools
Mouseketools

# Here are your Mouseketools #

[Mickey] Ooh, a glue stick.

Tap-dancing shoes.

And the mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

Look, it's Toodles.

Hiya, Toodles.

Oh, gosh.
[Hiccups] Hey there.

Toodles is gonna bring us
our Mouseketools when we need them.

Now we can get rid of our... hiccups.

And I got an idea.

We can try the hiccup cure
I used when I was little.

Oh, what is it, Mickey?

Well, all you gotta do
is jump up and down

and count to twelve.
You ready?

Come on. Jump and count with us.

One... two... three...

four... five... six...

seven... eight... nine...

ten... 1 1 ... 1 2.

Do you hear any hiccups?

It worked! Our hiccups are gone.

- [Hiccupping]
- Uh-oh.

# Minnie still has the hiccups

# Daisy still has the hiccups

# Donald still has the hiccups

# And Goofy still has the hiccups

# And Pluto still has the hiccups too #

Oh, I know how to
make hiccups go away.

It's a special dance
called the Hiccup Polka.

The Hiccup Polka?

Uh-huh.

Let's do it.

OK, but first...

...I need something
to help tap the rhythm.

Oh, I know. Why don't we
check our Mouseketools?

Great idea, Minnie.

Everybody say, ''Oh, Toodles!''

Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] Let's see, a glue stick.

Tap-dancing shoes.

Or the mystery Mouseketool.

Which Mouseketool
can Daisy use to tap a rhythm?

[Bell rings]

The tap-dancing shoes.
You betcha!

We got ears, say ''cheers!''

Tap the Hiccup Polka
with me, everybody.

All right, stand up and tap with us.

Stand up, everybody.

Now tap your feet.

One and two and three.

# Tap, tap, tap your feet
One and two and three

# Turn around, jump up and down
One and two and three

One more time.

# Tap, tap, tap your feet
One and two and three

# Turn around, jump up and down
One and two and three #

Shh.

Hear any hiccups?

It worked.

My hiccups are gone.

Ooh, my hiccups are gone too.

# But Donald still has the hiccups

Oh, brother.

# And Goofy still has the hiccups

# And Pluto still has the hiccups too #

So, when the blue potion is mixed
with the green potion,

the mixture will go poof.

Remember, do not try
this experiment at home.

- Mm-hmm.
- [Poof]

[Crowd cheering]

Marvelous, Professor.
Simply marvelous.

Next on the show, Chip and Dale,

followed by tonight's special guests,
the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse singers.

What are we gonna do?

[Muffled barking]

''How to get rid of hiccups.''

Well, what do you know?

It says here that taking a bath
can get rid of the hiccups.

But only if the water's just right,
not too hot and not too cold.

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

What?! [shivering]

Exasperating.

Oh, no. The water's too cold.

Well, how will we know
when the water is just right?

Oh, maybe one of our
Mouseketools can help us.

Great idea, Daisy.

Everybody say, ''Oh, Toodles!''

Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] Oh, gosh. Can we use
a glue stick to tell the temperature?

Nah, that's silly.

Hey, this means it's time
for the mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say, ''Mystery Mouseketool.''

Today's mystery Mouseketool is...

Wow! A toy thermometer.

Can a thermometer
help us tell the temperature?

[Chuckles] It sure can.

We got ears, say ''cheers!''

We need to get
the water's temperature just right.

Uh-huh. When the temperature
goes down into the blue area,

that means the water is too cold.

When it goes up into the red area,
it means the water is too hot.

But, when the temperature
goes into the green area,

that means the water is just right.

[Mickey] Uh-oh. The temperature
is down in the blue area.

Is the water too hot or too cold?

Ooh, too cold.

To warm it up, do we add
cold water or hot water?

Hot water. That's right!

Let's try it and see.

When the temperature goes
into the green area, say, ''Just right.''

[All] Just right.

Look, we did it.

The temperature is just right.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

Say, let's see if taking a bath
got rid of anyone's hiccups.

# Donald still has the hiccups

# And Goofy still has the hiccups

# Too #

[barking]

Hey, Pluto's hiccups went away.

- Wonderful!
- Yay!

Good job, everybody.

Let me see that book.

Let's see. The book says,

you can also get rid of hiccups by
doing 1 5 loop-the-Ioops in an airplane.

Loop-the-Ioops?

You guys can take the Toonplane.

Come on.

Uh, you know how to fly,
right, Goofy?

Why, sure.
It's as easy as one, two, five.

Oh, brother.

Gosh, Mickey, look.

The tail feathers are missing
on the Toonplane.

Actually, hmm...
they fell off. [laughs]

Now we'll never
get rid of the... hiccups.

Aw, sure we will.

I betcha a Mouseketool can help us.

Everybody say, ''Oh, Toodles!''

Oh, Toodles! [both hiccup]

[Mickey] Hmm. Can a glue stick help us
put the tail feathers back on the plane?

You betcha!

We picked all the Mouseketools.

Say, ''Super cheers!''

Count the feathers with me.

One...

...two...

...three...

...four...

...five...

...six...

...seven...

...eight...

...nine...

...ten...

...1 1 ...

...1 2.

Hot dog, we fixed it.

Good counting.

- All aboard.
- Yeah, let's fly.

[Hiccups]

Fasten your seat belts.

[Toonplane] Ah...ah... achoo.

[Goofy] Wa... [hiccups] ...hoo!

Here come the loop-the-Ioops.

Count backwards from 1 5 with me.

Fifteen...

...1 4...

...1 3...

...1 2...

...1 1 ...

...ten...

...nine...

...eight...

...seven...

...six...

...five...

...four...

...three...

...two...

...one!

Wow! 1 5 loop-the-Ioops.

Good backward counting.

Come on. Let's go see
if their hiccups are gone.

Shh.

Hear any hiccups?

Well, what do you know?
I don't have the hiccups anymore.

- Hooray!
- Wonderful!

Let's listen to see if Donald
got rid of his hiccups too.

I think I did.

[Hiccups]

Sorry, Donald. Sounds like
you still have the hiccups.

Oh, what am I gonna... do?

Let's give a big round
of applause to Chip and Dale.

Up next on my show,
the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse singers.

Uh... Now, where could they be?

Mickey, where are you?

I guess we won't be singing
on Clarabelle's TV show after all.

Oh, yes, we will.

Oh, phooey.

Oh, phooey.

Oh, nuts.

[Hiccupping rapidly]

[Blabbering]

Donald, are you OK?

Oh, you guys just go on without me.

- Poor Donald.
- What are we going to do?

Hey, let's use
the pineapple hiccup cure.

- Pineapple hiccup cure?
- Did he say ''pineapple''?

What?

I know. We can look up
''pineapple'' in the hiccup book.

Great idea.

Pineapple.

It says here,
instead of saying ''pineapple,''

you have to eat a pineapple.

[All] Ohh.

Where can I get a pineapple?

Well, I have a pineapple
right here under my hat.

[Donald] A pineapple!

At your service.

Let me have it.

[Burps]

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

[All chuckling]

Shh. Hear any hiccups?

I don't hear anything.

Hey, my hiccups are gone.

We did it! Oh, boy!

[All cheering]

Now, where could those
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse singers be?

Oh. We better get to the studio,
and fast. Come on.

Well, I guess that's it
for today's show.

I don't know what in heavens
happened to Mickey and friends.

[Mickey] Here we are, Clarabelle.

- [Minnie] We made it.
- We're a-coming.

Oh, how wonderful!

I knew you'd come through.

Boys and girls,
it is my pleasure to introduce

the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse singers.

# Who's the leader of the club
that's made for you and me?

# M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

- # Mickey Mouse
- # Donald Duck

- # Mickey Mouse
- # Donald Duck

# Forever let us hold our banner high
High, high, high

# Come along and sing a song
and join the jamboree

- # M-I-C
- [snickers]

- # K-E-Y
- [snickers]

# M-O-U-S-E #

[audience cheering]

Oh, gosh. Thanks everybody.

[Cheering, applause]

Gee, thanks for helping us
get rid of our hiccups.

Now, up on your feet, everybody.

It's time to do the Mousekedance.

[# They Might Be Giants: Hot Dog!]

# Hot dog!

[Barking in rhythm]

# Hot dog!

# Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog

# Now we got ears
It's time for cheers

# Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved

# Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog

We had such a great time finding
ways to get rid of our hiccups.

What Mouseketool did Daisy
use to do her Hiccup Polka?

[Daisy] Tap-dancing shoes.

[Mickey] What did we use to measure
the temperature of the water?

[Minnie] A toy thermometer. [giggles]

[Mickey] And we stuck the tail feathers
on the Toonplane with...

[Goofy] Oh, I know, a glue stick.

[Mickey] And with your help,
we got to sing on the Clarabelle show.

[Minnie] That was fun.

What a hot dog day.

# Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog

# It's a brand new day
What you waiting for?

# Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor

# Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog

# Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog

# We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans

# So long for now
from Mickey Mouse

That's me.

# And the Mickey Mouse

# Clubhouse #

See ya real soon.