Madly Madagascar (2013)
Posted: 01/22/24 12:48
Oh, that was
The best one yet.
Mm-mm.
You gotta love these
Valentine's day deliveries.
Oh, do we have any
Of those candy hearts
With the little messages
On 'em?
Uh, no.
But I've got some
Fancy pants perfume for you.
[Yowls]
[Chuckles]
[both coughing]
Get rid of it!
get rid of it!
Mm, okay,
What about this one, julien?
Roses are red,
Violets are green,
You are so handsome,
You make
All the ladies scream.
[Squawks]
It's no use, maurice.
I'm a king
Without a kingdom.
Where is all the adoration,
The fawning,
The brown-nosing?
Is anybody even listening
To me up there?
Ow!
Uh, what the--
"Love potion number 9"?
How does this thing
Work anyway?
Ow!
[Laughs]
Stop it, stop it.
That tickles.
[Laughs]
"Irresistible."
[maurice chuckling]
[Gasps]
Maurice.
Do you see
What is happening here?
Make 'em stop.
Make 'em stop.
It is a message
From the gods.
They are looking down
From the heavens
And saying,
"King julien,"
And I say,
"Ugh, what do you want now?"
And they say,
"Sorry to disturb you,
"Oh, great
And most dashing king
With all the best
Dance moves."
And I say,
"Oh, you mean like this?"
"Yes, we love that."
"So get on with it.
What do you want already?"
"Even though
You're all these great things,
You deserve more."
"Oh, go on."
"King julien,
Take this potion,
"And, from this moment forth,
You will be known
As the king of love."
[Exclaims]
King of love?
Come, maurice.
We have much work to do.
Wake up, africa.
It's valentine's day.
Happy valentine's day
To you,
And happy valentine's day
To you,
And you, you, you,
And you.
[All]
Pah! What's valentine's day?
Hold up.
Don't tell me
You've never heard of...
The best day
Of the year!
Whoo!
Wow. You're really
Into this holiday, huh?
Please,
You have no idea.
We love you, alex!
[Chuckles]
And I love this holiday!
[Imitating cheers]
Oh, alex!
So what do we do with these?
That's the best part.
Once you get
A valentine,
You get to give one back.
Here.
I'll start you off.
"Dear alex,
You're the best.
Love you,
Ostrich."
See, now I can display it
Right here
On my very own valentine's tree.
Huh? Huh?
Whoa, hey,
Ooh, what's going on?
King julien's selling
A magical love potion.
I want some!
A love potion?
I want some.
wait for me!
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait up!
Guys, valentine's tree.
It's not going anywhere.
And neither are we,
Alex.
Now, come on,
Let's go see
What that psychotic lemur's
Up to now.
Uh, you know what--
I think you guys--
You guys go ahead.
I'll catch up later.
Where is he going?
Uh, acupuncture appointment?
Yup.
Definitely acupuncture.
Come on.
Gotta go.
[Upbeat music]
♪ ♪
♪ Her name
Is g-l-o-r-i-a ♪
♪ Gloria ♪
No, stop.
Stop, stop.
Come on, you guys.
This is my first valentine's day
With gloria.
This surprise
Has to be perfect.
[All hooting]
Aah! No, no, no!
What are you doing?
Ugh, look at him.
All stressed out
And driving everyone crazy.
Skipper, what are you gonna get
Hula girl for valentine's day?
[Scoffs]
Nothing.
No hokey knickknacks
Or cheesy gestures needed here.
Isn't that right,
Doll face?
Dra ma.
What the...
[Trumpets]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Gather around.
Today is your lucky day,
Because the king of love's
Love potion spectacular
Is about to begin.
[excited chatter]
♪ Go take your troubles
To the king of love ♪
♪ That's me ♪
♪ The heavens sent me
From above ♪
Ow!
♪ Go on, everybody ♪
♪ Get into a line ♪
♪ Try a little spray of ♪
♪ Love potion number 9 ♪
Oh, me, me,
Me, me.
I'll try it.
A-ha!
Here's a young fellow
I've never met ever.
Let me guess, little
Irritating pest like yourself,
Probably not too popular,
Are you?
No, I'm not popular!
[Sobs]
Well, your luck's
About to change.
[mort]
ow!
Just sign this contract
Committing you
To eternal servitude,
And I will make you
Irresistible.
Yes, let's do it!
Open your eye.
Ow!
It burns!
[Coughs]
[Sniffing]
oh.
Ooh.
[All]
Whoo!
ew.
Dang.
Well, hello.
Aren't you just
The most adorable little thing
i've ever seen?
Whoo!
[All]
Ahh.
Come on!
It's a dude.
[Giggles]
[Makes kissing sounds]
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Do it.
[Groans]
Oh.
[kissing sound]
I'm irresistible!
[Cheers and applause]
i want to be irresistible!
Me too!
Sign here.
Sign here.
I like you.
How do you like me now?
No!
[Sobs]
Next.
[Zebras]
I want some. Me too.
Right here, right here.
Aw, come on,
Fellas.
You're not buying
All of this, are you?
Well, I ain't buying it.
I mean,
A love potion?
Zebras, please.
Whoa.
[All]
Whoa!
I ain't never seen
A zebra like you before.
I'm not a zebra.
I'm an okapi.
Crack-a-lackin'.
[All]
Crack-a-lackin'.
Where did you come from?
Just visiting
From another reserve.
Hey, I can show you around.
so could i.
So could i.
so could i.
Me too.
I know this place
Better than anyone.
Aw, looks
Like somebody
Got bit by the love bug.
Yeah, well,
So did all of them.
Okay.
See you later then.
[All]
Bye.
If only I had something
To make me stand out
From the pack.
♪ Love potion number 9 ♪
Irresistible.
Ha!
I mean,
Nice doing business
With you.
Marty,
There's no such thing
As a love potion.
You could make her
A card.
Spray me.
Open your eye.
[Air pffts]
Whoops.
Fresh out.
No, no, julien,
You gotta get me more.
What do I look like,
A wizard?
I don't know
How to make that stuff.
Fine. No love potion,
No contract.
[Exclaims]
You'll hear from my attorney.
Maurice,
You're my attorney.
can he do that?
I don't know.
Wait.
What am I supposed
To do now?
You're the king of love.
figure it out!
[Hollers]
A love potion?
Yes, I need you
To make me another batch of it.
Negative, twinkle toes.
What? Why?
I don't like you.
And, besides,
The only place
To find ingredients
Like these around here
Is at the human safari camp.
Forget it.
That place is a death trap.
Skipper, I need
For gloria's tiara,
Stat!
Whoa.
Sounds like a blast.
But we've got a rendezvous
At the human safari camp.
[Groans]
Where's a monkey
When you need one?
Ugh, fellas,
If I ever let
some doll get to me
Like that,
Just put me down.
What?
What did I do?
[private]
target identified, sir.
All clear.
Skipper.
This silent treatment
Is k*lling me.
Just tell me
What's bothering you.
[Clears throat]
I can't get into this
Right now, doll face.
Keep lookout.
We'll be back in a jiff.
Whoo.
Today must be my lucky day.
[chuckles]
I tell you, fellas.
It's like I'm talking
To a piece of wood.
How am I supposed
To know what she's thinking?
[groans]
I mean,
I'm not a mind reader.
What is going on in here?
Penguins?
You can only get so far
When the conversation's
All one-sided.
rico.
[Grunts]
Fire!
Stop, drop, and roll!
One minute,
Everything's peachy,
And the next,
Sneak attack.
Flanks me
With the cold shoulder.
Skipper,
With all due respect...
[Grunts]
You and your lady friend
Need to patch things up
Pronto.
You're right.
I deserved that.
Um, skipper, there's something
You need to see up here.
Whoa.
This better be important,
Private.
[shouts]
[Hawaiian music playing]
Shitake mushrooms.
[man]
penguins!
Get them!
Hula girl!
We'll deal with this later.
Doll face!
Rose petals?
[private]
check.
Water?
Check.
Is it ready yet?
There must be 50 zebras
All up in her face
Right now.
Come on, marty.
This thing's not gonna
Make you irresistible.
Trying to work here.
[gloria]
melman?
Ugh.
Where did that giraffe go?
Chop, chop, kowalski.
I need that potion now.
A couple more love songs
On that ukulele,
And I'll be done for.
All right, everybody out.
Out, out, out.
Final ingredient.
Hexyl cinnamaldehyde.
Hexyl cinna-what?
I don't know.
Just improvise.
Love bug?
Why not?
[Splash]
Oh!
[Coughing]
Gentlemen, love potion no. 10.
Finally.
Hey.
Sorry.
Marty, wait.
Alex, come here.
Is something going on?
what?
Is melman avoiding me?
No.
No, i--marty!
Should I make you
Another batch?
There's no time.
Don ho's not stealing my girl
Without a fight.
Marty, this will never work.
You never know
Unless you try.
ow. What the--
He's right, freak.
The joke will be on you
When my magic potion
Works its magic.
And the water buffalo said,
"That's not my mama."
[Laughs]
[Sniffing]
I'll admit it.
I like romantic comedies.
Hey, where's she going?
We were talking.
What's she doing?
hello?
Ooh.
Hi, there.
[Gasps]
She spoke to me!
Did I say that out loud?
[Giggles]
I don't know what it is
About you,
But there's something
That I just find...
irresistible.
Wow.
Check it out.
It's actually working.
♪ Can it be permissible? ♪
[All sniffing]
♪ She compromised
My principle ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
[All screaming]
Whoa.
♪ She's a craze
You'd endorse ♪
♪ She's a powerful force ♪
♪ You're obliged to conform ♪
♪ When there's no other course ♪
Gah!
♪ But now I find her ♪
♪ Simply irresistible ♪
Whoo!
[Laughing]
higher!
higher!
[All]
Whoo!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Call me.
♪ Simply irresistible ♪
[marty]
hey, alex.
Welcome to the love shack.
Ooh, wow.
Yeah, this is really something.
Oh, you got to read
Some of these valentines.
I didn't think
They could find a word
To rhyme with magnificent,
But they did.
[Laughter]
Yeah, you know,
Speaking of valentines,
I realized I still
Hadn't given you yours.
so...
great.
Throw it on the pile.
Oh. How could I
Have missed the pile?
Okay.
I'll just be on my way then.
Unless you have something...
[sighs]
That's the stuff.
For me.
smells like jojoba.
[Laughter]
Oh, did you say something,
Al...
Alex?
Any requests, marty?
free bird?
[Scoffs]
At least I never needed
A magic love potion
To get my valentines.
They came naturally.
I don't know,
Julien.
This doesn't look like
The one the penguins made.
Don't worry,
Hippo woman.
I threw in
A few new ingredients
To kick it up a notch.
That giraffe won't know
What hit him.
nice try, julien.
Alex!
Seriously, gloria,
Come on.
Not you too?
But I think
I might be losing melman.
You are.
You're not losing melman.
you don't need this.
Yes, you do.
Oh, I don't know
What to think anymore!
Gloria.
[Sighs]
Could this day
Get any worse?
Ow!
What was that?
a wake-up call.
Wake-up?
What are you talking about?
You used to be
A new york giant.
Now your hair's a mess
And you're all alone.
Yeah, well,
It's your fault.
Your stupid potion
Is making everybody crazy.
Is it? Or are you crazy
Not to try it?
Yeah, right.
You can be irresistible!
Just like you were
Back in new york.
Close your eyes.
Can you hear the crowd
Screaming your name?
Ahh!
We love you, freak!
They're going crazy for you.
Do you hear it?
yeah, I can hear them.
Freak, freak, freak, freak.
freak.
They can't control themselves!
Freak! Freak!
Freak! Freak!
Don't you want that
Back again?
I do.
Sign here.
Wah.
Now go get
Your mojo back.
[Sniffing]
What is that smell?
[alex]
ladies and gentlemen,
Alex the lion.
Roar.
[chuckles]
Ugh, you reek.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
Me too.
Get away from us.
Hey, wait!
[Sighs]
[Upbeat music]
♪ ♪
How long is this song?
Whoo!
Ugh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I think I need
A little air.
Hey, where's marty?
[Sighs]
That's more like it.
What's more like it?
Oh.
All right.
Why don't you take five,
Ladies?
I need a little marty time.
Sounds great.
Come on, everybody.
It's marty time.
[Chuckles]
You guys are funny.
But, seriously,
I need a little space.
A little more space, please.
More space!
More space!
Hey, look, there's marty!
[All]
Where?
[Screaming]
[melman]
easy, easy.
Perfect.
Save yourself!
Save my what?
Oh, oh!
oh.
[gloria]
melman?
gloria?
Melman?
[Screams]
[Shouting]
Melman, why don't you want
To spend time with me today?
What?
No, it's not you, it's--
It's me?
You're dumping me?
i'm what?
On valentine's day?
no!
You sick, sick giraffe!
gloria.
[All yelling]
I don't want to be irresistible
Anymore!
Come back, marty.
Wait, where's marty?
[Sniffs]
Um, what are we doing here?
Who's marty?
Beats me.
Ooh, girl,
I hope that's not permanent.
No more love potion.
[Sighs]
Operation hula rescue
Is a go.
[Gasps]
Skipper.
She's heavily guarded.
Not for long.
Hyah!
Huh!
Ha!
Listen up, pretty boy,
I may not have
Your perfect tan
Or your chiseled abs,
But I've got something
You'll never have.
A wounded heart.
Doll face,
It took losing you
To realize
How much I need you
In my life.
[Tisking]
Just let me talk.
I used to think
Valentine's day
Was just a superficial holiday
For sissies,
Wussies, and pansies.
But now I realize
That buying cheap flowers
Or some pre-packaged chocolate
Isn't just a wacked-out
Merchandising conspiracy.
It's also just
A nice thing to do.
[Gasps]
Not again!
Skipper, code red!
Handle it!
[Engine turns over]
Buh-bye.
Little hula girl,
I'm begging you.
Will you take me back?
Is that a yes
Or no?
[Laughs]
[Grunts]
Not my bobbleheads!
Oh, stop it!
[Screams]
Is it, yes,
You need more time,
Or, no,
You're not ready to answer?
Oh, come on.
Make up your mind.
You are mine now!
It's a yes!
aww.
Well, no hard feelings, kid.
Hope we can all stay friends?
No!
[Screams]
[Eating]
I don't get it.
What happened today?
Well, it's his loss.
I'm over it.
[Grunts
And shrieks]
[Gasps]
What in the world?
"Music, dance number,
Lady liberty float"?
Oh, melman.
[melman]
come on, julien.
i need that potion.
I don't know.
Skinny, sickly guy
Like yourself.
What could you
Possibly do for me?
I can reach tall places.
Okay, deal.
Don't you make that deal,
Melman mankiewicz.
Oh, great,
They're gonna make up.
[Scoffs]
Come on, frankie.
[Frankie trumpets]
Okay, this is, like,
The sweetest thing
That anyone's ever tried
To do for me.
Yeah.
Until I ruined it.
Baby, I didn't need
All this.
All I wanted to know
Was that you were thinking
About me.
Oh, i-i was thinking
About you.
Oh.
Yeah, well, here's someone
None of us
Were thinking about.
oh.
[Winces]
You know what?
I think I know something
That might cheer him up.
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
"I love writing myself
Valentines,
But no one else seems
To do it to me."
Hmm.
Too wordy.
Huh?
"I'm sorry"?
What the...
Uh, we know it's not like
It was back at the zoo, but...
We could make you
Some more.
No.
You got it just right.
It's not about how many cards
You get.
It's about who you
Get them from.
aw.
Aw.
[All sniffing]
Wow.
No offense,
But you stink.
You need a bath.
In turpentine.
[frankie trumpets]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Gather around.
Oh, not again.
The king of love is back
With a brand-new bottle of...
And the lucky freak who gets
To try it first will be...
Ha ha!
aah!
[Trumpets]
[Screams]
[coughs]
[Exclamations]
It's okay.
It's okay.
There's still some left.
Now, who wants it?
[Exclamations]
Oh, that is disgusting!
[retches]
Oh, king julien, ah...
Oh, that's a nightmare coming.
Hey, you can't leave.
You both signed the contract!
Maurice, you're my lawyer.
Do something.
I would advise against
Any sudden movement
Right now, julien.
[Exclaims]
Where is the love?
The best one yet.
Mm-mm.
You gotta love these
Valentine's day deliveries.
Oh, do we have any
Of those candy hearts
With the little messages
On 'em?
Uh, no.
But I've got some
Fancy pants perfume for you.
[Yowls]
[Chuckles]
[both coughing]
Get rid of it!
get rid of it!
Mm, okay,
What about this one, julien?
Roses are red,
Violets are green,
You are so handsome,
You make
All the ladies scream.
[Squawks]
It's no use, maurice.
I'm a king
Without a kingdom.
Where is all the adoration,
The fawning,
The brown-nosing?
Is anybody even listening
To me up there?
Ow!
Uh, what the--
"Love potion number 9"?
How does this thing
Work anyway?
Ow!
[Laughs]
Stop it, stop it.
That tickles.
[Laughs]
"Irresistible."
[maurice chuckling]
[Gasps]
Maurice.
Do you see
What is happening here?
Make 'em stop.
Make 'em stop.
It is a message
From the gods.
They are looking down
From the heavens
And saying,
"King julien,"
And I say,
"Ugh, what do you want now?"
And they say,
"Sorry to disturb you,
"Oh, great
And most dashing king
With all the best
Dance moves."
And I say,
"Oh, you mean like this?"
"Yes, we love that."
"So get on with it.
What do you want already?"
"Even though
You're all these great things,
You deserve more."
"Oh, go on."
"King julien,
Take this potion,
"And, from this moment forth,
You will be known
As the king of love."
[Exclaims]
King of love?
Come, maurice.
We have much work to do.
Wake up, africa.
It's valentine's day.
Happy valentine's day
To you,
And happy valentine's day
To you,
And you, you, you,
And you.
[All]
Pah! What's valentine's day?
Hold up.
Don't tell me
You've never heard of...
The best day
Of the year!
Whoo!
Wow. You're really
Into this holiday, huh?
Please,
You have no idea.
We love you, alex!
[Chuckles]
And I love this holiday!
[Imitating cheers]
Oh, alex!
So what do we do with these?
That's the best part.
Once you get
A valentine,
You get to give one back.
Here.
I'll start you off.
"Dear alex,
You're the best.
Love you,
Ostrich."
See, now I can display it
Right here
On my very own valentine's tree.
Huh? Huh?
Whoa, hey,
Ooh, what's going on?
King julien's selling
A magical love potion.
I want some!
A love potion?
I want some.
wait for me!
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait up!
Guys, valentine's tree.
It's not going anywhere.
And neither are we,
Alex.
Now, come on,
Let's go see
What that psychotic lemur's
Up to now.
Uh, you know what--
I think you guys--
You guys go ahead.
I'll catch up later.
Where is he going?
Uh, acupuncture appointment?
Yup.
Definitely acupuncture.
Come on.
Gotta go.
[Upbeat music]
♪ ♪
♪ Her name
Is g-l-o-r-i-a ♪
♪ Gloria ♪
No, stop.
Stop, stop.
Come on, you guys.
This is my first valentine's day
With gloria.
This surprise
Has to be perfect.
[All hooting]
Aah! No, no, no!
What are you doing?
Ugh, look at him.
All stressed out
And driving everyone crazy.
Skipper, what are you gonna get
Hula girl for valentine's day?
[Scoffs]
Nothing.
No hokey knickknacks
Or cheesy gestures needed here.
Isn't that right,
Doll face?
Dra ma.
What the...
[Trumpets]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Gather around.
Today is your lucky day,
Because the king of love's
Love potion spectacular
Is about to begin.
[excited chatter]
♪ Go take your troubles
To the king of love ♪
♪ That's me ♪
♪ The heavens sent me
From above ♪
Ow!
♪ Go on, everybody ♪
♪ Get into a line ♪
♪ Try a little spray of ♪
♪ Love potion number 9 ♪
Oh, me, me,
Me, me.
I'll try it.
A-ha!
Here's a young fellow
I've never met ever.
Let me guess, little
Irritating pest like yourself,
Probably not too popular,
Are you?
No, I'm not popular!
[Sobs]
Well, your luck's
About to change.
[mort]
ow!
Just sign this contract
Committing you
To eternal servitude,
And I will make you
Irresistible.
Yes, let's do it!
Open your eye.
Ow!
It burns!
[Coughs]
[Sniffing]
oh.
Ooh.
[All]
Whoo!
ew.
Dang.
Well, hello.
Aren't you just
The most adorable little thing
i've ever seen?
Whoo!
[All]
Ahh.
Come on!
It's a dude.
[Giggles]
[Makes kissing sounds]
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Do it.
[Groans]
Oh.
[kissing sound]
I'm irresistible!
[Cheers and applause]
i want to be irresistible!
Me too!
Sign here.
Sign here.
I like you.
How do you like me now?
No!
[Sobs]
Next.
[Zebras]
I want some. Me too.
Right here, right here.
Aw, come on,
Fellas.
You're not buying
All of this, are you?
Well, I ain't buying it.
I mean,
A love potion?
Zebras, please.
Whoa.
[All]
Whoa!
I ain't never seen
A zebra like you before.
I'm not a zebra.
I'm an okapi.
Crack-a-lackin'.
[All]
Crack-a-lackin'.
Where did you come from?
Just visiting
From another reserve.
Hey, I can show you around.
so could i.
So could i.
so could i.
Me too.
I know this place
Better than anyone.
Aw, looks
Like somebody
Got bit by the love bug.
Yeah, well,
So did all of them.
Okay.
See you later then.
[All]
Bye.
If only I had something
To make me stand out
From the pack.
♪ Love potion number 9 ♪
Irresistible.
Ha!
I mean,
Nice doing business
With you.
Marty,
There's no such thing
As a love potion.
You could make her
A card.
Spray me.
Open your eye.
[Air pffts]
Whoops.
Fresh out.
No, no, julien,
You gotta get me more.
What do I look like,
A wizard?
I don't know
How to make that stuff.
Fine. No love potion,
No contract.
[Exclaims]
You'll hear from my attorney.
Maurice,
You're my attorney.
can he do that?
I don't know.
Wait.
What am I supposed
To do now?
You're the king of love.
figure it out!
[Hollers]
A love potion?
Yes, I need you
To make me another batch of it.
Negative, twinkle toes.
What? Why?
I don't like you.
And, besides,
The only place
To find ingredients
Like these around here
Is at the human safari camp.
Forget it.
That place is a death trap.
Skipper, I need
For gloria's tiara,
Stat!
Whoa.
Sounds like a blast.
But we've got a rendezvous
At the human safari camp.
[Groans]
Where's a monkey
When you need one?
Ugh, fellas,
If I ever let
some doll get to me
Like that,
Just put me down.
What?
What did I do?
[private]
target identified, sir.
All clear.
Skipper.
This silent treatment
Is k*lling me.
Just tell me
What's bothering you.
[Clears throat]
I can't get into this
Right now, doll face.
Keep lookout.
We'll be back in a jiff.
Whoo.
Today must be my lucky day.
[chuckles]
I tell you, fellas.
It's like I'm talking
To a piece of wood.
How am I supposed
To know what she's thinking?
[groans]
I mean,
I'm not a mind reader.
What is going on in here?
Penguins?
You can only get so far
When the conversation's
All one-sided.
rico.
[Grunts]
Fire!
Stop, drop, and roll!
One minute,
Everything's peachy,
And the next,
Sneak attack.
Flanks me
With the cold shoulder.
Skipper,
With all due respect...
[Grunts]
You and your lady friend
Need to patch things up
Pronto.
You're right.
I deserved that.
Um, skipper, there's something
You need to see up here.
Whoa.
This better be important,
Private.
[shouts]
[Hawaiian music playing]
Shitake mushrooms.
[man]
penguins!
Get them!
Hula girl!
We'll deal with this later.
Doll face!
Rose petals?
[private]
check.
Water?
Check.
Is it ready yet?
There must be 50 zebras
All up in her face
Right now.
Come on, marty.
This thing's not gonna
Make you irresistible.
Trying to work here.
[gloria]
melman?
Ugh.
Where did that giraffe go?
Chop, chop, kowalski.
I need that potion now.
A couple more love songs
On that ukulele,
And I'll be done for.
All right, everybody out.
Out, out, out.
Final ingredient.
Hexyl cinnamaldehyde.
Hexyl cinna-what?
I don't know.
Just improvise.
Love bug?
Why not?
[Splash]
Oh!
[Coughing]
Gentlemen, love potion no. 10.
Finally.
Hey.
Sorry.
Marty, wait.
Alex, come here.
Is something going on?
what?
Is melman avoiding me?
No.
No, i--marty!
Should I make you
Another batch?
There's no time.
Don ho's not stealing my girl
Without a fight.
Marty, this will never work.
You never know
Unless you try.
ow. What the--
He's right, freak.
The joke will be on you
When my magic potion
Works its magic.
And the water buffalo said,
"That's not my mama."
[Laughs]
[Sniffing]
I'll admit it.
I like romantic comedies.
Hey, where's she going?
We were talking.
What's she doing?
hello?
Ooh.
Hi, there.
[Gasps]
She spoke to me!
Did I say that out loud?
[Giggles]
I don't know what it is
About you,
But there's something
That I just find...
irresistible.
Wow.
Check it out.
It's actually working.
♪ Can it be permissible? ♪
[All sniffing]
♪ She compromised
My principle ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
[All screaming]
Whoa.
♪ She's a craze
You'd endorse ♪
♪ She's a powerful force ♪
♪ You're obliged to conform ♪
♪ When there's no other course ♪
Gah!
♪ But now I find her ♪
♪ Simply irresistible ♪
Whoo!
[Laughing]
higher!
higher!
[All]
Whoo!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Call me.
♪ Simply irresistible ♪
[marty]
hey, alex.
Welcome to the love shack.
Ooh, wow.
Yeah, this is really something.
Oh, you got to read
Some of these valentines.
I didn't think
They could find a word
To rhyme with magnificent,
But they did.
[Laughter]
Yeah, you know,
Speaking of valentines,
I realized I still
Hadn't given you yours.
so...
great.
Throw it on the pile.
Oh. How could I
Have missed the pile?
Okay.
I'll just be on my way then.
Unless you have something...
[sighs]
That's the stuff.
For me.
smells like jojoba.
[Laughter]
Oh, did you say something,
Al...
Alex?
Any requests, marty?
free bird?
[Scoffs]
At least I never needed
A magic love potion
To get my valentines.
They came naturally.
I don't know,
Julien.
This doesn't look like
The one the penguins made.
Don't worry,
Hippo woman.
I threw in
A few new ingredients
To kick it up a notch.
That giraffe won't know
What hit him.
nice try, julien.
Alex!
Seriously, gloria,
Come on.
Not you too?
But I think
I might be losing melman.
You are.
You're not losing melman.
you don't need this.
Yes, you do.
Oh, I don't know
What to think anymore!
Gloria.
[Sighs]
Could this day
Get any worse?
Ow!
What was that?
a wake-up call.
Wake-up?
What are you talking about?
You used to be
A new york giant.
Now your hair's a mess
And you're all alone.
Yeah, well,
It's your fault.
Your stupid potion
Is making everybody crazy.
Is it? Or are you crazy
Not to try it?
Yeah, right.
You can be irresistible!
Just like you were
Back in new york.
Close your eyes.
Can you hear the crowd
Screaming your name?
Ahh!
We love you, freak!
They're going crazy for you.
Do you hear it?
yeah, I can hear them.
Freak, freak, freak, freak.
freak.
They can't control themselves!
Freak! Freak!
Freak! Freak!
Don't you want that
Back again?
I do.
Sign here.
Wah.
Now go get
Your mojo back.
[Sniffing]
What is that smell?
[alex]
ladies and gentlemen,
Alex the lion.
Roar.
[chuckles]
Ugh, you reek.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
Me too.
Get away from us.
Hey, wait!
[Sighs]
[Upbeat music]
♪ ♪
How long is this song?
Whoo!
Ugh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I think I need
A little air.
Hey, where's marty?
[Sighs]
That's more like it.
What's more like it?
Oh.
All right.
Why don't you take five,
Ladies?
I need a little marty time.
Sounds great.
Come on, everybody.
It's marty time.
[Chuckles]
You guys are funny.
But, seriously,
I need a little space.
A little more space, please.
More space!
More space!
Hey, look, there's marty!
[All]
Where?
[Screaming]
[melman]
easy, easy.
Perfect.
Save yourself!
Save my what?
Oh, oh!
oh.
[gloria]
melman?
gloria?
Melman?
[Screams]
[Shouting]
Melman, why don't you want
To spend time with me today?
What?
No, it's not you, it's--
It's me?
You're dumping me?
i'm what?
On valentine's day?
no!
You sick, sick giraffe!
gloria.
[All yelling]
I don't want to be irresistible
Anymore!
Come back, marty.
Wait, where's marty?
[Sniffs]
Um, what are we doing here?
Who's marty?
Beats me.
Ooh, girl,
I hope that's not permanent.
No more love potion.
[Sighs]
Operation hula rescue
Is a go.
[Gasps]
Skipper.
She's heavily guarded.
Not for long.
Hyah!
Huh!
Ha!
Listen up, pretty boy,
I may not have
Your perfect tan
Or your chiseled abs,
But I've got something
You'll never have.
A wounded heart.
Doll face,
It took losing you
To realize
How much I need you
In my life.
[Tisking]
Just let me talk.
I used to think
Valentine's day
Was just a superficial holiday
For sissies,
Wussies, and pansies.
But now I realize
That buying cheap flowers
Or some pre-packaged chocolate
Isn't just a wacked-out
Merchandising conspiracy.
It's also just
A nice thing to do.
[Gasps]
Not again!
Skipper, code red!
Handle it!
[Engine turns over]
Buh-bye.
Little hula girl,
I'm begging you.
Will you take me back?
Is that a yes
Or no?
[Laughs]
[Grunts]
Not my bobbleheads!
Oh, stop it!
[Screams]
Is it, yes,
You need more time,
Or, no,
You're not ready to answer?
Oh, come on.
Make up your mind.
You are mine now!
It's a yes!
aww.
Well, no hard feelings, kid.
Hope we can all stay friends?
No!
[Screams]
[Eating]
I don't get it.
What happened today?
Well, it's his loss.
I'm over it.
[Grunts
And shrieks]
[Gasps]
What in the world?
"Music, dance number,
Lady liberty float"?
Oh, melman.
[melman]
come on, julien.
i need that potion.
I don't know.
Skinny, sickly guy
Like yourself.
What could you
Possibly do for me?
I can reach tall places.
Okay, deal.
Don't you make that deal,
Melman mankiewicz.
Oh, great,
They're gonna make up.
[Scoffs]
Come on, frankie.
[Frankie trumpets]
Okay, this is, like,
The sweetest thing
That anyone's ever tried
To do for me.
Yeah.
Until I ruined it.
Baby, I didn't need
All this.
All I wanted to know
Was that you were thinking
About me.
Oh, i-i was thinking
About you.
Oh.
Yeah, well, here's someone
None of us
Were thinking about.
oh.
[Winces]
You know what?
I think I know something
That might cheer him up.
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
"I love writing myself
Valentines,
But no one else seems
To do it to me."
Hmm.
Too wordy.
Huh?
"I'm sorry"?
What the...
Uh, we know it's not like
It was back at the zoo, but...
We could make you
Some more.
No.
You got it just right.
It's not about how many cards
You get.
It's about who you
Get them from.
aw.
Aw.
[All sniffing]
Wow.
No offense,
But you stink.
You need a bath.
In turpentine.
[frankie trumpets]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Gather around.
Oh, not again.
The king of love is back
With a brand-new bottle of...
And the lucky freak who gets
To try it first will be...
Ha ha!
aah!
[Trumpets]
[Screams]
[coughs]
[Exclamations]
It's okay.
It's okay.
There's still some left.
Now, who wants it?
[Exclamations]
Oh, that is disgusting!
[retches]
Oh, king julien, ah...
Oh, that's a nightmare coming.
Hey, you can't leave.
You both signed the contract!
Maurice, you're my lawyer.
Do something.
I would advise against
Any sudden movement
Right now, julien.
[Exclaims]
Where is the love?